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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,838 --> 00:00:09,588 Nice work, guys. 2 00:00:09,590 --> 00:00:11,840 That mission was a total success. 3 00:00:11,842 --> 00:00:13,472 Maybe for you. 4 00:00:13,474 --> 00:00:14,984 Nothing caught on fire or blew up. 5 00:00:14,975 --> 00:00:16,765 To me: colossal failure. 6 00:00:18,479 --> 00:00:21,309 Well, good news, you've got heat vision 7 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:22,982 and a whole afternoon ahead of you. 8 00:00:22,983 --> 00:00:25,653 Go make something happen. 9 00:00:25,646 --> 00:00:26,986 Hey, Adam, check it out. 10 00:00:26,987 --> 00:00:28,317 While you were gone 11 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:30,779 I got to boogie board with the dolphins. 12 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:34,963 Bob, those weren't dolphins. 13 00:00:34,955 --> 00:00:38,115 These are clearly the bites of an angry catfish. 14 00:00:38,119 --> 00:00:41,709 Wow, is there anything you don't know? 15 00:00:43,464 --> 00:00:44,474 I don't think we should let those two 16 00:00:44,465 --> 00:00:45,465 play together anymore. 17 00:00:45,466 --> 00:00:46,546 Uh-uh. 18 00:00:47,758 --> 00:00:49,668 Hey, Chase, on the next mission 19 00:00:49,670 --> 00:00:51,840 do you think I might actually be able to do something? 20 00:00:51,842 --> 00:00:53,972 You did get to do something. 21 00:00:53,974 --> 00:00:56,144 You watched me be an amazing mission leader. 22 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:58,267 Most people would pay to see that. 23 00:00:58,269 --> 00:01:01,269 And then demand a refund. 24 00:01:01,272 --> 00:01:03,482 I'm just saying the whole purpose for me 25 00:01:03,484 --> 00:01:05,784 going on the mission was to get some hands-on training. 26 00:01:05,776 --> 00:01:07,236 And you did. 27 00:01:07,238 --> 00:01:09,568 You handed me my flashlight and my lip balm. 28 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,070 Thank you. 29 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,031 But I'm the best student here. 30 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:15,623 I've been acing all of my training exercises. 31 00:01:15,616 --> 00:01:17,786 Without practice how am I ever gonna be mission leader? 32 00:01:17,788 --> 00:01:20,618 Oh, that's just it, you won't. 33 00:01:20,621 --> 00:01:22,461 'Cause I'm mission leader. 34 00:01:22,463 --> 00:01:25,053 Yeah, dude, you can't be mission leader, too, 35 00:01:25,045 --> 00:01:27,165 because then I would have to make fun of both of you, 36 00:01:27,168 --> 00:01:29,468 and there just aren't enough hours in the day. 37 00:01:29,470 --> 00:01:31,210 I need some me time. 38 00:01:32,673 --> 00:01:35,853 Hey, Chase, stop being such a control freak, okay? 39 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,806 Sebastian seems perfectly capable. 40 00:01:37,808 --> 00:01:38,928 Oh, thanks. 41 00:01:38,929 --> 00:01:41,389 My pleasure. Oh. 42 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:44,362 Okay, our next mission is stopping that. 43 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:46,566 BOB: Hey, look! 44 00:01:46,567 --> 00:01:48,397 I'm riding an angry catfish! 45 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:51,569 Whoa, look at him go! 46 00:01:53,073 --> 00:01:55,833 Yeah, that is not a catfish. 47 00:01:55,826 --> 00:01:57,906 Bob! 48 00:01:57,908 --> 00:02:00,908 ANNOUNCER: The world's first bionic superhumans, 49 00:02:00,911 --> 00:02:02,701 they're stronger than us, 50 00:02:02,703 --> 00:02:05,253 faster, smarter, 51 00:02:05,246 --> 00:02:07,666 the next generation of the human race is... 52 00:02:07,668 --> 00:02:09,918 Living in my basement? 53 00:02:47,748 --> 00:02:49,288 Ah! 54 00:02:52,293 --> 00:02:53,633 Hey! 55 00:02:53,634 --> 00:02:55,934 I just heard Leo got to go on a mission. 56 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,426 Why'd he get picked and not me? 57 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,059 Well, Spin, 58 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:02,680 Leo and Sebastian both excelled in their training this week. 59 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,773 Plus, Mr. Davenport considered many other factors, 60 00:03:05,766 --> 00:03:09,226 like experience, bionic ability, social dynamics-- 61 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,810 Too short, too young. 62 00:03:10,811 --> 00:03:12,111 Bye-bye. 63 00:03:13,524 --> 00:03:15,034 Mr. Davenport, 64 00:03:15,025 --> 00:03:17,405 do you think I'm too young to go on missions? 65 00:03:17,408 --> 00:03:18,778 Yes. And too short. 66 00:03:18,779 --> 00:03:21,529 I thought Leo just covered this. 67 00:03:21,532 --> 00:03:24,712 But Leo always brags about how you sent him on a mission 68 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,085 when he was young to stop a runaway train. 69 00:03:27,087 --> 00:03:29,537 Uh, yeah, technically he wasn't "sent," 70 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:30,920 he snuck on the train. 71 00:03:30,921 --> 00:03:33,091 But I was there. 72 00:03:33,093 --> 00:03:34,553 And I was awesome. 73 00:03:35,546 --> 00:03:37,216 Look, just focus on your training 74 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,837 and eventually your time will come. 75 00:03:38,839 --> 00:03:40,799 This isn't fair. 76 00:03:40,801 --> 00:03:43,721 I'm never gonna get to go on a mission. 77 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,726 See how I handled that, Leo? 78 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,018 These kids are so lucky to have me. 79 00:03:51,021 --> 00:03:52,731 Too old, too vain. Bye-bye. 80 00:03:55,776 --> 00:03:57,946 Look, I got to admit, Mr. Davenport, 81 00:03:57,948 --> 00:03:59,778 you did a really good job designing this place. 82 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:01,700 This academy is my greatest achievement. 83 00:04:01,702 --> 00:04:03,492 Of all the things I've built 84 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:05,254 this is the thing I'm most proud of. 85 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:09,457 Morning, Don. Morning, girl. 86 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,581 The island is contaminated. 87 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:13,673 Get everyone to the life boats. We can blow it up. 88 00:04:13,674 --> 00:04:15,684 I wasn't that attached to it anyways. 89 00:04:15,676 --> 00:04:18,466 How did you get on our hydraloop? 90 00:04:18,469 --> 00:04:21,179 I dated your security guard for 3 weeks to gain his trust. 91 00:04:21,181 --> 00:04:22,381 When that didn't work, 92 00:04:22,383 --> 00:04:24,813 I knocked him out and stole his keys. 93 00:04:24,805 --> 00:04:26,685 How much ocean do we have to put between us 94 00:04:26,687 --> 00:04:28,097 to get away from you? 95 00:04:28,098 --> 00:04:29,648 Ain't enough water in the world. 96 00:04:29,650 --> 00:04:31,650 My webbed toes double as flippers. 97 00:04:31,652 --> 00:04:32,812 When I spread them out, 98 00:04:32,813 --> 00:04:35,663 they look like baby pterodactyls. 99 00:04:35,656 --> 00:04:38,106 Why are you here? 100 00:04:38,108 --> 00:04:39,488 I retired. 101 00:04:39,490 --> 00:04:40,820 The school just wasn't the same 102 00:04:40,821 --> 00:04:42,991 without my favorite freaks to torment. 103 00:04:42,993 --> 00:04:45,003 I tried, but I couldn't hate the new kids 104 00:04:44,995 --> 00:04:46,825 as much as I hate you guys. 105 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,620 Anyhoo, a little birdie told me 106 00:04:51,622 --> 00:04:54,802 your robot school is looking for an administrator. 107 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,255 Yeah, we're not. 108 00:04:56,256 --> 00:04:58,586 But tell you what, leave your resume 109 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:01,089 and we'll call you if we lose our minds. 110 00:05:01,091 --> 00:05:02,681 Oh, how about a gardener? 111 00:05:02,683 --> 00:05:03,763 No. Short order cook? 112 00:05:03,764 --> 00:05:05,564 No. Unlicensed psychotherapist? 113 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,186 No! 114 00:05:07,187 --> 00:05:09,807 Look, I'm bored and I want to get back in the game. 115 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,560 Just tell me what you need. 116 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,192 I could be your barber. 117 00:05:13,193 --> 00:05:15,743 Nobody likes a pretty girl with long hair. 118 00:05:16,937 --> 00:05:18,317 Okay. 119 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,398 The only thing we need is a security guard 120 00:05:20,401 --> 00:05:22,111 to keep people like you out. 121 00:05:22,112 --> 00:05:24,582 Yes, I could be your head of security. 122 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,705 I've been a warden, a guard, 123 00:05:26,707 --> 00:05:30,617 any position in prison, I've held it, including inmate. 124 00:05:32,042 --> 00:05:33,912 Sorry, cell block Sally, we're not hiring. 125 00:05:33,914 --> 00:05:36,174 But you need me! 126 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:38,717 ( ripping ) 127 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,920 Her shirt got stuck. 128 00:05:41,922 --> 00:05:44,642 Yeah, that's the mainland's problem now. 129 00:05:49,269 --> 00:05:51,889 Okay, using the technique I just taught you, 130 00:05:51,892 --> 00:05:53,682 attack me. 131 00:05:54,685 --> 00:05:56,355 Whoo-hoo! 132 00:05:58,779 --> 00:06:00,819 Not all at once. 133 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:03,572 Just everybody take five. 134 00:06:03,574 --> 00:06:05,624 Okay? Let's just take five. 135 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:07,656 Thank you. Thank you. You take ten. 136 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:10,990 This is ridiculous. 137 00:06:10,991 --> 00:06:12,621 There are too many kids here for me 138 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:15,213 to train them all at the same time. 139 00:06:15,205 --> 00:06:16,755 ( sighs ) And I don't want a single student 140 00:06:16,757 --> 00:06:19,837 to be denied the Donald Davenport experience. 141 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:23,840 You mean the Bionic Academy experience. 142 00:06:23,844 --> 00:06:26,814 No, you mean the Bionic Academy experience. 143 00:06:26,807 --> 00:06:29,177 Hey, maybe I can design 144 00:06:29,179 --> 00:06:30,639 a new virtual training simulator. 145 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,641 And each group can take turns using it. 146 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,143 Or even better, 147 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:36,194 I can design one that will allow every student 148 00:06:36,186 --> 00:06:38,646 to train at the same time. 149 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:40,019 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 150 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:42,730 If anyone's gonna design this thing it's gonna be me. 151 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:46,623 Control freak. 152 00:06:46,617 --> 00:06:49,697 How about this, you guys design it together. 153 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,410 After all, two minds are better than one. 154 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:57,002 Unless of course it's this mind. 155 00:06:56,997 --> 00:06:58,707 And then after that, maybe you can build something 156 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:00,709 that'll shrink his ego. 157 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:05,431 Bree, there's no machine in the world that could do that. 158 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,425 But if anybody could build it, it'd be me. 159 00:07:11,552 --> 00:07:13,852 Oh. Hey, Bob, what are you doing? 160 00:07:13,854 --> 00:07:15,564 Drawing a self portrait. 161 00:07:15,556 --> 00:07:17,856 It's just a butt. 162 00:07:18,819 --> 00:07:20,819 I got to start somewhere. 163 00:07:20,821 --> 00:07:22,731 ( beeping ) 164 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:24,743 Whoa! A mission alert. 165 00:07:27,658 --> 00:07:30,118 A dam broke and a group of hikers got caught 166 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,240 in a flash flood. 167 00:07:31,241 --> 00:07:32,781 I'll go get Mr. Davenport. 168 00:07:32,783 --> 00:07:34,073 No, wait. 169 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:35,254 What? 170 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,079 What are you doing? 171 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,250 Why would you delete a mission alert? 172 00:07:42,252 --> 00:07:44,802 Because we are going on that mission. 173 00:07:44,795 --> 00:07:46,715 No way. Uh-uh. 174 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,347 I'm not getting in trouble. 175 00:07:48,348 --> 00:07:50,218 Again. 176 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:53,430 Bob, we're the youngest guys here. 177 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:54,813 Until we prove ourselves, 178 00:07:54,805 --> 00:07:57,055 nobody is gonna take us seriously. 179 00:07:57,057 --> 00:07:58,057 Well, look at us. 180 00:07:58,058 --> 00:07:59,728 Can you blame them? 181 00:08:00,901 --> 00:08:02,941 Okay. Fine, we won't go. 182 00:08:02,943 --> 00:08:04,363 Good. 183 00:08:05,906 --> 00:08:08,316 So you want to go get something to eat? 184 00:08:08,318 --> 00:08:11,368 I know this great restaurant by a broken dam. 185 00:08:11,371 --> 00:08:13,031 I don't know. 186 00:08:13,033 --> 00:08:15,753 They'll let you draw butts on the placemats. 187 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:16,786 Let's do this. 188 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:22,960 All right, a few more tweaks and we should be done. 189 00:08:22,963 --> 00:08:24,503 I have to admit, 190 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,134 this is working out way better than I thought. 191 00:08:26,126 --> 00:08:27,796 I know, I figured you were going to ignore me 192 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,218 and do all the work yourself. 193 00:08:29,219 --> 00:08:31,509 And I thought you were gonna be totally incompetent. 194 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,891 ADAM: Incoming! 195 00:08:32,893 --> 00:08:33,893 Get up! 196 00:08:33,894 --> 00:08:36,024 ( Charlie groaning ) 197 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,806 Adam, what are you doing? 198 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:41,348 Seeing if Charlie here has the ability to fly. 199 00:08:41,351 --> 00:08:43,021 So far the answer is no. 200 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,313 Get out. 201 00:08:44,314 --> 00:08:45,744 Can you do that somewhere else? 202 00:08:45,736 --> 00:08:47,196 We're working here. 203 00:08:47,197 --> 00:08:49,027 Fine. 204 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,530 Okay, where were we? 205 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,781 ( Charlie groans ) 206 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,495 Adam, I thought I told you to go do that somewhere else. 207 00:08:57,497 --> 00:08:58,787 Yeah, you know I thought about that 208 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,869 and then I just decided to ignore you. 209 00:09:03,003 --> 00:09:05,433 Come on, Sebastian, 210 00:09:05,425 --> 00:09:07,835 let's move our stuff before one of those idiots ruins it. 211 00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:09,258 ( Adam groans ) 212 00:09:09,259 --> 00:09:10,429 ( clattering ) Hey! 213 00:09:12,633 --> 00:09:15,103 Adam! Look what you did! 214 00:09:15,095 --> 00:09:17,055 Hey, don't blame me, blame Charlie. 215 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,727 He can't fly but he sure can throw. 216 00:09:21,521 --> 00:09:22,891 Can you believe him? 217 00:09:22,893 --> 00:09:25,283 He just destroyed all of our hard work. 218 00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:27,445 Don't worry, Chase, we can fix this. 219 00:09:27,447 --> 00:09:28,687 And when we're done, 220 00:09:28,689 --> 00:09:30,739 we're gonna need someone to test it on. 221 00:09:30,741 --> 00:09:32,401 And I think it's time we give Adam 222 00:09:32,402 --> 00:09:34,702 a taste of his own medicine. 223 00:09:36,456 --> 00:09:38,746 Where have you been all my life? 224 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,843 Okay, let's test our new video conferencing system. 225 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:46,796 I'll try and call you. 226 00:09:46,797 --> 00:09:49,207 You rang? 227 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:50,969 Turn it off! Turn it off! 228 00:09:52,713 --> 00:09:54,513 How did you break into my secure line? 229 00:09:54,514 --> 00:09:56,434 Better question is, 230 00:09:56,426 --> 00:09:59,216 how did I get in your equipment room to steal this. 231 00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:00,429 Give me that. 232 00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:03,640 Or into your bedroom to steal this. 233 00:10:05,065 --> 00:10:07,395 That is island wear. 234 00:10:07,397 --> 00:10:08,647 Mm-hmm. 235 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,779 Still think you don't need a head of security? 236 00:10:10,781 --> 00:10:12,191 No. 237 00:10:12,192 --> 00:10:13,112 A couple more tweaks and I'll have this place 238 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,283 locked down tight. 239 00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:16,624 And then we will never see you again. 240 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,736 Bree, any parting words? 241 00:10:17,738 --> 00:10:19,238 Yes. Get out. Mm-hmm. 242 00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:21,239 But you need me. 243 00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:23,661 No, we don't. 244 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,254 Wait, wait, wait. 245 00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:26,745 ( ripping ) 246 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,418 Really? 247 00:10:29,419 --> 00:10:31,839 She needs to start wearing tighter clothes. 248 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,973 No, she doesn't. No, she doesn't. 249 00:10:41,812 --> 00:10:43,852 I can't believe those rescue workers 250 00:10:43,854 --> 00:10:45,864 got to the hikers before we did. 251 00:10:45,856 --> 00:10:49,436 I can't believe we can't find that restaurant. 252 00:10:49,439 --> 00:10:53,529 I can't believe you still believe we're looking for it. 253 00:10:53,533 --> 00:10:54,743 Argh! 254 00:10:54,735 --> 00:10:56,405 This is so frustrating. 255 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,276 If I don't complete a mission, I'll never prove myself. 256 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:00,619 ( squishing ) 257 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:03,740 Uh, Spin, I think we have bigger problems. 258 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,707 Oh, no, that's quicksand. 259 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,500 Yep, that's exactly what I thought 260 00:11:12,502 --> 00:11:14,292 when I was sinking into it. 261 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,349 I can't get out. 262 00:11:21,351 --> 00:11:22,471 I'm sinking. 263 00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:24,682 Try using your levitation ability. 264 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,074 Good idea. 265 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:29,066 ( grunting ) 266 00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:33,902 Okay, stop. 267 00:11:33,904 --> 00:11:36,704 Even if it works I don't want to hear that anymore. 268 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,198 Maybe you should just call for help. 269 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,320 No. 270 00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:43,491 I can rescue you myself. 271 00:11:43,493 --> 00:11:45,633 Close your eyes, I'm gonna try to spin you out. 272 00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:51,330 Uh-oh. 273 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,712 Relax, 274 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,723 once you get used to it, it's a good squishy. 275 00:11:58,048 --> 00:11:59,798 Okay, I'll call Leo. 276 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,300 Cool, tell him I said hi. 277 00:12:05,395 --> 00:12:09,145 ( phone beeps ) 278 00:12:09,149 --> 00:12:11,269 Mission veteran Dooley speaking. 279 00:12:11,271 --> 00:12:13,271 Leo, it's Spin. 280 00:12:13,273 --> 00:12:15,823 It's a long story, but Bob and I left the island 281 00:12:15,816 --> 00:12:17,406 and we need your help. 282 00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:18,987 What a surprise. 283 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,989 You need my help? 284 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,072 Just hurry! 285 00:12:24,074 --> 00:12:26,834 Fine, I'll track your GPS location and be right there. 286 00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:30,579 What? 287 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:33,250 You didn't tell him I said hi. 288 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,760 Hey, Adam, how would you like to be the first to test out 289 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,773 our brand new bionic training simulator? 290 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,146 Oh, hold on. 291 00:12:48,148 --> 00:12:49,808 You want me to be your human guinea pig? 292 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:50,980 Well, I wouldn't say-- 293 00:12:50,981 --> 00:12:53,481 I'm in. 294 00:12:53,483 --> 00:12:55,783 Here, put these on. They'll sync with your bionic chip 295 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,605 to give you the ultimate sensory experience. 296 00:12:58,608 --> 00:13:00,698 Anything that happens in the virtual world 297 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,820 will feel totally real. 298 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,913 What's the vest for? 299 00:13:04,905 --> 00:13:07,665 That part's a surprise. 300 00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,370 Whoa! 301 00:13:12,672 --> 00:13:14,502 It looks like I'm in a jungle. 302 00:13:14,504 --> 00:13:15,884 And what do you feel? 303 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:18,716 Oh, feel like I'm in the jungle with you talking to me. 304 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:22,760 ( monkey screeches ) Aw, look. 305 00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:26,352 It's a cute little monkey. 306 00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:29,306 Aw, and he's holding a cute little bazooka. 307 00:13:31,351 --> 00:13:32,851 Wait, why is he holding a bazooka? 308 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,073 Whoa-- whoa! 309 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,855 He shot at me. 310 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:37,857 Argh! That's it. 311 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,238 I'm gonna use my heat vision. 312 00:13:39,239 --> 00:13:41,359 That doesn't work in a virtual world. 313 00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:42,781 ( monkey screeches ) 314 00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:44,362 Oh, no, the monkey called for back-up. 315 00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:45,374 Now there's a ton of a-- 316 00:13:45,365 --> 00:13:46,535 ( biffing ) 317 00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:47,706 ( groans ) 318 00:13:47,707 --> 00:13:49,707 They got me. 319 00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:52,329 Oh, man, that didn't feel virtual at all. 320 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,662 Wait until you feel this. 321 00:13:53,663 --> 00:13:54,753 ( biffing ) 322 00:13:54,754 --> 00:13:56,674 ( grunts ) 323 00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,836 Wait, does this thing have any weapons I can use? 324 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,218 Of course. Oh, good. 325 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,670 But unfortunately those are sold separately. 326 00:14:02,672 --> 00:14:03,672 What? 327 00:14:03,673 --> 00:14:05,933 ( grunts ) 328 00:14:09,809 --> 00:14:11,099 Okay, 329 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,231 I reset the security settings. 330 00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:15,153 So the island is finally on lockdown? Mm-hmm. 331 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,975 Nobody in, nobody out? 332 00:14:16,977 --> 00:14:19,937 Yep, and I control it all with this one remote. 333 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,152 PERY: Yoo-hoo! 334 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,994 Looking for this? 335 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,990 ( both grunting ) 336 00:14:32,993 --> 00:14:34,623 What's taking Leo so long? 337 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,004 Maybe he got stuck in quicksand, too. 338 00:14:41,421 --> 00:14:43,711 Well, well, well. 339 00:14:43,713 --> 00:14:44,803 Leo! 340 00:14:44,804 --> 00:14:46,144 What do we do? 341 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,216 Well, first things first. 342 00:14:52,722 --> 00:14:56,152 I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. 343 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,396 Take another one, my eyes were closed. 344 00:14:59,729 --> 00:15:01,439 What are you even doing here? 345 00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:03,321 Well, we got a mission alert about-- 346 00:15:03,323 --> 00:15:05,243 Wait, mission alert? 347 00:15:05,235 --> 00:15:06,785 You two went on a mission alone? 348 00:15:06,786 --> 00:15:08,286 Why would you do that? 349 00:15:08,288 --> 00:15:13,028 Well, I was promised a fine dining experience. 350 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:16,753 I just wanted to prove I was ready to go on missions. 351 00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:18,376 The same way you did. 352 00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:21,628 The only difference is, I was awesome 353 00:15:21,631 --> 00:15:22,711 and you're stuck in mud. 354 00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:26,054 Look, I get it. 355 00:15:26,046 --> 00:15:28,846 But just like Big D said, focus on your training. 356 00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:31,049 Trust me, you'll get there. 357 00:15:31,051 --> 00:15:33,011 Thanks, Leo. 358 00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:35,863 Aw, this would be such a nice moment 359 00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:37,645 if I could feel my legs. 360 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,027 Uh, what are you gonna do with that? 361 00:15:49,029 --> 00:15:51,659 I think he's gonna put us out of our misery. 362 00:15:52,662 --> 00:15:55,082 No. No. No. 363 00:15:55,075 --> 00:15:58,125 I'm gonna use this as a lever to push you out from below. 364 00:16:03,043 --> 00:16:04,253 Here goes. 365 00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:08,637 ( grunting ) 366 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,404 It's working. 367 00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:25,703 Leo, you saved us. 368 00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:27,315 Oh! 369 00:16:27,317 --> 00:16:28,867 That was awesome. 370 00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:36,003 Oh, no, I lost my cell phone in there. 371 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,665 Don't worry, I'll get it. 372 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,537 Wait, Bob, no! Bob, no! 373 00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:41,169 ( squishing ) 374 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,332 Can we just leave him here? 375 00:16:45,385 --> 00:16:46,505 I'm thinking about it. 376 00:16:49,129 --> 00:16:50,679 ( biffing ) 377 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,103 I have to find cover. 378 00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:56,635 I'm heading for that mountain. 379 00:16:56,636 --> 00:16:59,806 Oh, good idea, except it's not a mountain. 380 00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:00,809 It's a volcano. 381 00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:03,402 Hot lava. 382 00:17:03,403 --> 00:17:04,813 Hot lava. 383 00:17:04,814 --> 00:17:05,954 It burns. 384 00:17:05,945 --> 00:17:07,235 It burns. 385 00:17:09,409 --> 00:17:11,949 Wow, that was awesome. 386 00:17:11,951 --> 00:17:13,651 We work pretty well together. 387 00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:14,743 Yeah, we do. 388 00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:16,754 You might even say we're becoming... 389 00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:18,076 friends. 390 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,658 Yeah, which is pretty weird 391 00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:21,829 considering the two of us tried to kill each other. 392 00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:24,581 You know, I still haven't gotten that whole story. 393 00:17:24,584 --> 00:17:25,844 What actually happened? 394 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,629 Well, I'm probably not supposed to say anything, 395 00:17:32,632 --> 00:17:34,552 but... 396 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,644 the guy who created you was pure evil. 397 00:17:37,677 --> 00:17:39,387 His name was Victor Krane. 398 00:17:39,389 --> 00:17:40,639 He controlled your minds 399 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,390 and he made you his bionic soldiers. 400 00:17:42,392 --> 00:17:45,062 Why would he do that if he was our father? 401 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,744 It was all part of his twisted plan 402 00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:49,606 to build a superior bionic race. 403 00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:51,569 The only way to stop him was to take him out. 404 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,492 So we did what we had to do. 405 00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:58,366 Wow. 406 00:17:58,368 --> 00:17:59,408 Yeah. 407 00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:00,789 But at least you're safe now. 408 00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:03,251 Yeah. 409 00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:05,133 I guess I'm just lucky Mr. Davenport 410 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,835 was nice enough to take us in. 411 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,546 Whoa! 412 00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:09,758 They're still after me! 413 00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:11,009 I can't take it anymore! 414 00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:12,130 Shut it off! 415 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,092 Shut it off! 416 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,723 Oh. 417 00:18:15,715 --> 00:18:18,715 Oh, that wall felt so real. 418 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,816 Where were you guys? 419 00:18:27,817 --> 00:18:29,107 On a mission. 420 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,318 What? Don't worry. 421 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,150 We didn't help anyone. 422 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,163 Leo, how could you take them on a mission? 423 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,905 No, he didn't take us, he saved us. 424 00:18:38,908 --> 00:18:40,498 It was all my fault. 425 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,870 If it wasn't for Leo, 426 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,741 we wouldn't be standing here right now. 427 00:18:43,743 --> 00:18:45,383 Is that true? 428 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,665 Well, I don't want to brag, but, yes, I was there. 429 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:48,957 And I was awesome. 430 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,011 You two head over to the capsule dorms 431 00:18:53,012 --> 00:18:54,052 to get cleaned up. 432 00:18:54,053 --> 00:18:55,523 We'll discuss this later. 433 00:18:58,057 --> 00:19:00,847 Wow, Leo, it sounds like you really stepped up 434 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,310 and acted like a true bionic hero. 435 00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:05,403 I think it's time we bump you up a color. 436 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,815 Really? 437 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,609 Bob, I thought I told you to go back to the dorms. 438 00:19:11,611 --> 00:19:13,531 You might have told Bob... 439 00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:14,863 but you didn't tell me. 440 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,196 Ahh! Who let that in here? 441 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,038 Stay away, evil woman! 442 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,990 Where did you get that cyber cloak? 443 00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:25,212 From your equipment room, which, by the way, 444 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,785 is still not secure. 445 00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:28,586 You know, if I was your head of security, 446 00:19:28,588 --> 00:19:30,998 I could have stopped those two runts from sneaking out. 447 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,880 And no one would have to know that you wear these. 448 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,644 Give me those. 449 00:19:37,637 --> 00:19:38,847 You're not gonna stop this 450 00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:40,008 until I give you this job, are you? 451 00:19:40,009 --> 00:19:42,389 Nope, and I've got nothing but time. 452 00:19:42,392 --> 00:19:44,802 The average lifespan of a Perry is 112 years. 453 00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:47,154 And I'm one of the healthy ones. 454 00:19:47,146 --> 00:19:48,936 Ah-ahem. 455 00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,360 Okay, fine. You win. 456 00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:53,442 You're hired. 457 00:19:54,654 --> 00:19:56,124 Whoo, ka-ta-ta-ta-ta! 458 00:19:56,115 --> 00:19:58,235 Ka-to! 459 00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,738 Leo, where are you going? 460 00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:02,409 To bury myself in quicksand. 461 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,790 Ladies and gentlemen, 462 00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:15,212 Chase Davenport and Sebastian... 463 00:20:16,386 --> 00:20:18,676 last name to be determined, 464 00:20:18,678 --> 00:20:23,338 proudly present to you the future of bionic education: 465 00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:25,773 the Bionic Training Simulator. 466 00:20:28,808 --> 00:20:31,438 Now to demonstrate, we'll need a volunteer. 467 00:20:32,812 --> 00:20:35,152 How about Mr. Davenport? 468 00:20:35,154 --> 00:20:37,534 I mean, he is the reason we're all here. 469 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:40,617 What, me be the center of attention? 470 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:41,780 I couldn't. 471 00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:44,662 Go ahead and power up the mainframe. 472 00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:45,754 Alrighty. 473 00:20:49,789 --> 00:20:51,329 Mr. Davenport! 474 00:20:51,331 --> 00:20:53,131 That's nothing. 475 00:20:53,132 --> 00:20:55,432 Wait till he meets the monkeys. 476 00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:57,375 ( groans ) 477 00:20:57,377 --> 00:20:58,717 Big D, are you all right? 478 00:20:58,718 --> 00:21:00,428 I think so. 479 00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:01,590 I don't get it. 480 00:21:01,591 --> 00:21:02,721 Our design was flawless. 481 00:21:02,722 --> 00:21:04,092 No, come on, let's get him to the medic. 482 00:21:04,093 --> 00:21:05,483 Good idea, go. 483 00:21:13,693 --> 00:21:15,193 You took away my father... 484 00:21:16,736 --> 00:21:18,736 I'm gonna take away yours. 32967

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