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Guys, you will never
believe what just happened.
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Jake Chambers asked me to
go to the winter dance.
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Jake Chambers?
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The Jake Chambers?
Yes.
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Who's Jake Chambers?
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The only guy who's even
talked to me since people
found out we were bionic.
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Apparently no one wants to date
a girl who they think
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was unveiled at
this year's auto show.
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Yeah, I hear you.
No one wants to date me either.
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( both laugh )
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Oh, really? Well, who are you
going to the dance with?
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No one.
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Hey, Bree.
Hey, Jake, what's up?
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Attention students:
this is your principal,
Principal Perry.
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Please report to the hallway
where Bree Davenport is making
a fool out of herself
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in front of the boy
she has a crush on.
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I'm going to just go.
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Why would you do that?
Hey.
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If Perry were alive,
she'd want me to do this.
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She's not dead.
She's home with a cold.
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You don't know that. She could
be dead by now and this is
how I choose to honor her.
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Well, can't you embarrass
someone else besides me?
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I could.
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But I'm better than that.
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NARRATOR:
The world's first
bionic superhumans.
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They're stronger than us.
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Faster. Smarter.
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The next generation of
the human race is...
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Living in my basement?
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Ugh. Adam is such a jerk.
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I can not believe that he
embarrassed me in front
of Jake.
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Yeah. You were doing
just fine on your own.
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Don't worry, I know
the perfect way to get revenge.
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I have been working on an
upgrade to Mr. Davenport's
cybermasks.
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Now they're cybermasks
and cloaks.
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That's not revenge.
That's you being a nerd.
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These perfectly mimic the face
and the body of the person
you're pretending to be.
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Now you can impersonate
Perry and bust Adam.
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Here is how I redesigned
the electrical infrastructure.
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Yeah, boring,
let's get to the pain.
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Okay. All I have to do is
download a picture of
Principal Perry
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and enter her height
and weight.
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I got it off the back of
her trading card. She used
to play hockey in Croatia.
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And voila.
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( gasps )
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Wow!
I look just like her.
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I sound just like her too.
And I'm not even using
my vocal manipulation.
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I know. Voice modulation
is built right in.
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And if you want to change back
to your own voice,
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just press the other
end of the tab.
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( BREE'S VOICE )
This is so cool.
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This is going to be the
( PERRY'S VOICE)
best revenge ever.
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Mm-hmm.
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Let's just shake on it.
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Hey, looking sharp, Big D.
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People will almost take you
seriously in that suit.
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Yeah, I gotta go,
we're having a big
board meeting
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to discuss the future of
Davenport Industries and
I want to get there early
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so I can lower
everyone else's chairs.
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Fill us in, what's your
plans for the future?
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Major changes. But you guys are
going to have to wait and find
out with everyone else.
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I'll see you guys later.
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Major changes?
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What's that about?
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I don't know.
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Uh-oh.
Looks like Donnie
forgot his briefcase.
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Hey, what are you doing?
You can't look through his
stuff. That's unethical.
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When I gave you bionics,
I should have given you
a spine too.
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Get out of my way.
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"Short list for number two."
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That must mean that Davenport
Industries is looking for
a vice president.
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And look, I'm a finalist!
Me too!
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Uh-oh. He could come
back at any second.
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Put this away.
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Busted! ( laughs )
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This competition is over.
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Let me see that.
With pleasure.
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It's locked so you
can't delete it.
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Hey!
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Hi, Leo Dooley.
Mr. Davenport's new number two.
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Attention students,
it's me again,
the real Principal Perry.
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You know, pantsuits, cats,
hate you. Anywho...
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Even though I'm here sick at
home I want you all to know
you make me sick here, too.
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You ready to do this?
Oh yeah. It's Perry time.
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( beeping )
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Hey!
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What do you think you're doing?
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Principal Perry?
I thought you were sick.
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I am, but I ran out of people
to give the virus to, so I'm
spreading it around here.
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I heard you were embarrassing
the students. Well, I think
it's time to embarrass you.
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Good luck with that.
I've been embarrassing
myself for years.
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It's kind of hard
to top the master.
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Come on out.
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( all laughing )
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Okay, you topped the master.
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You look ridiculous.
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You realize I'm
dressed like you.
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There you are.
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I brought you a
mug of hot cocoa
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and look, I used little
marshmallows to form
a "D" for Donnie.
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Man, have I changed.
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What are you doing?
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Just showing a little
appreciation for
my big brother.
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If you don't stop,
he's going to figure
out we snooped.
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Now get out of here before
you blow this whole thing.
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Fine.
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Now where were we...Dad.
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Oh, no you don't.
He was my brother before
he was your step-dad.
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Daddy, evil uncle
is scaring me.
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All right, I know you two
are up to something,
now spill.
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Okay, okay, we went through
your briefcase. We know you're
looking for a vice president.
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Vice president?
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Yeah, your short list
for number two.
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Oh, right. Right.
Vice president.
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Don't worry, we're totally
cool with you considering
both of us.
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Yeah, it makes perfect sense
that you're choosing between
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a brilliant scientist
and a teenage underachiever.
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Well, since my secret's out,
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I guess the only option
is to move on to phase two.
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Selecting the winner.
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And how are you
going to do that?
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By putting you both through
an elaborate series of tests.
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Works for me.
May the best man win.
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Yes. May the best man who
hasn't tried to kill you
and steal your children win.
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Jake just called.
He'll be here in five minutes.
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Jake? Jake Chambers?
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Shut it!
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I still can't believe
Principal Perry
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came back from the dead
to embarrass me like that.
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Now, call me crazy,
but I'm starting to think
she is not a good person.
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Oh, he still doesn't know.
Know what?
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That's an endless list,
could you be more specific?
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Well, Adam, a prank is no fun
unless you take credit for it.
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So, I guess I should probably
tell you it wasn't Perry
messing with you, it was me.
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I don't understand.
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Here, let me show you.
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( beeps )
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Ain't I gorgeous?
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Whoa! Bree?
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Mm-hmm.
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I know I should be mad,
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but I gotta say,
best prank ever.
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Thanks. I'm rather
proud of it myself.
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Even though it was my idea.
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You're always proud of yourself.
Take a night off.
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( doorbell rings )
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That's Jake!
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How do I look?
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Like an eastern European
swim coach.
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Lose the cybercloak.
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Good catch.
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( knock at door )
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Uh, be right there!
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Chase, what's going on?
And why won't it change back?
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( beeping )
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Um, I believe the technical
term for this is "it's stuck."
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Stuck? I can't go to
the dance as Perry. Ugh.
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What am I going to do?
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( knocking at door )
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Bree? Are you ready?
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I know I am.
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Bree, are you there?
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Adam, do not open that door.
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Why would I do that?
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Oh, right, 'cause it's
going to be hilarious.
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Come on in, Jake.
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Principal Perry,
what are you doing here?
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Uh, yelling, sweating,
rifling through their meat.
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Where's Bree?
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She's not here.
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But I just heard her voice.
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Is she blowing me off?
No!
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I mean, she's here. She's just
not in the room right now.
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She'll be down in a sec.
Could you excuse us?
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Ow!
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Come on in, Jake.
Make yourself comfortable.
It could be a long wait.
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Quick, grab another cybermask
and pretend to be me
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so you can tell Jake
I'm too sick to go to the dance.
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No, I refuse to be your--
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Aah!
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Is there a problem?
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Absolutely.
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Wow. You look beautiful.
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( CHASE'S VOICE )
Knock it off, dork.
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( clears throat )
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I mean, nice sweater.
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I think I have the same one.
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Wait, what's going on?
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Oh, okay, I see what you did.
You know what?
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You guys keep going, I want
to see how this plays out.
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Look, I'm so sorry,
but I can't go to the dance.
I'm real sick.
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( coughing )
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Sick? You were
fine on the phone.
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Don't worry, Jake.
I see what's going on here.
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Bree's not sick,
she's just nervous.
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Trust me, she's super into you.
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No, I'm not!
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( grunting )
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Stop it!
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Okay, this is weird.
Maybe I should go.
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No, Jake, don't go.
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Bree, tell him
what you told me.
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That you think he's great
and that you're dying for
him to take you to the dance.
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I am not taking him
to the dance.
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Could you excuse us
for a second?
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Because of your stupid mask,
I'm about to lose the one guy
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who's not intimidated by me.
Go to the dance and stall him
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until I can figure out
how to switch this off.
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No way.
I am a teenage girl
trapped inside Perry's body.
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Do you really want to see
what happens when those two mix?
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Fine. But that is no way
to treat someone
pretending to be a lady.
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( beeping )
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All right, let's go
to the dance, dude.
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I mean, shall we?
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I'll chaperone.
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Ooh, me too.
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Hey, Jake, it's okay if you
want to hold Bree's hand.
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( screaming )
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♪♪
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Hey, is that your van
parked outside?
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Dude, you better go check,
I think somebody put
a dent in it.
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Oh, and hey, can you
return this to shop class?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
let's get this party started!
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Whoo!
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With a slow love ballad.
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♪♪
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Let's show them how it's done.
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Don't they make
a lovely couple?
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Okay, whoever is going to be
my number two
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is going to be doing a lot
of international travel. So...
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you're going to have
to be comfortable with
exotic local cuisine.
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I do love a good meal.
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Ew!
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What is that?
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You know, if I told you,
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you wouldn't enjoy it as much.
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Dig in! Oh...
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unless of course you're
not up for the position.
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You know what I
love about this...
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is I thought I swallowed it,
but it crawled back up
my throat.
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Now a good number two will be
there for me when I need him,
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to help me test out
new technologies.
243
00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:08,576
What exactly are we testing?
244
00:15:08,578 --> 00:15:10,988
My artificial neural network.
245
00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:14,451
It will allow human brain
impulses to control machines
246
00:15:14,454 --> 00:15:16,674
using stimulus and response.
247
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,836
If it works, the slightest
movement from Leo
248
00:15:19,839 --> 00:15:23,959
will transfer energy to you,
and vice versa. So...
249
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,054
let's give it a shot.
250
00:15:25,045 --> 00:15:26,805
( beeping )
251
00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:28,757
Wait, so if--
252
00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:30,638
( both scream )
253
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,680
Hey, what do you know,
it works!
254
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,892
No, it doesn't.
255
00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:36,233
( both scream )
256
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:40,646
Don't move. If we stay
still, neither one of us
will get shocked.
257
00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:41,650
Heads up!
258
00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:43,151
( both scream )
259
00:15:43,153 --> 00:15:44,613
Why did you do that?
260
00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:45,834
It was a reflex.
261
00:15:45,825 --> 00:15:47,155
No, this is a reflex.
262
00:15:47,157 --> 00:15:48,157
( both scream )
263
00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:52,619
( screaming continues )
264
00:15:58,168 --> 00:15:59,668
There you are.
265
00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:01,629
Oh, hi.
266
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:03,291
You ready to hit
the dance floor again?
267
00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:05,553
Yeah, just give me a sec
to run to the can.
268
00:16:06,546 --> 00:16:08,676
Uhh...
269
00:16:08,678 --> 00:16:11,298
Trash can.
In the ladies room.
270
00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:13,591
Yep, I am all lady.
271
00:16:18,768 --> 00:16:22,098
Why does she keep blowing me
off? I knew I shouldn't have
asked her to the dance.
272
00:16:22,102 --> 00:16:24,812
Why a bionic girl be into
a regular guy like me?
273
00:16:24,814 --> 00:16:29,824
No, Jake, wait. She's into you.
She's really, really into you.
274
00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:34,662
Ooh!
275
00:16:38,618 --> 00:16:40,788
Having fun?
276
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:43,580
What do you think?
Jake thinks I'm avoiding him
277
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,723
and I'm trapped inside
Perry's body which,
278
00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:49,085
by the way, is as sweaty inside
as it is outside.
279
00:16:49,089 --> 00:16:52,679
Ugh! Why won't this thing
come off?
280
00:16:52,682 --> 00:16:55,522
Ugh! This is the worst day
of my life.
281
00:16:57,557 --> 00:16:59,687
And the best day of mine.
282
00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:01,849
( blows nose )
283
00:17:01,851 --> 00:17:04,141
( gasps )
284
00:17:04,144 --> 00:17:09,534
Cindy Fogelberg just forced me
to try her lipstick.
I am done doing this for you.
285
00:17:11,741 --> 00:17:13,241
And why'd you change
your clothes?
286
00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:15,123
What? What are
you talking about?
287
00:17:15,115 --> 00:17:17,155
And why does your voice
sound higher than usual?
288
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:20,828
Very funny, Bree.
289
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:23,832
Oh!
290
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,715
What? What are you looking at?
291
00:17:27,717 --> 00:17:29,427
And why'd you call me Bree?
292
00:17:29,429 --> 00:17:32,669
Something weird
is going on here.
293
00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:34,802
Uh...
294
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,644
Bree? I think I'm
just going to go.
295
00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:39,937
Oh, no, you're not
going anywhere.
296
00:17:39,939 --> 00:17:42,019
Come on, I want to go dance
like the girl that I am.
297
00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:43,351
Whoo! Yeah!
298
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:47,985
Hey!
299
00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:49,237
What do you think you're doing?
300
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:50,819
( laughs )
301
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,990
I can explain.
You better.
302
00:17:53,993 --> 00:17:55,913
My long lost twin sister
shows up
303
00:17:55,905 --> 00:17:59,455
after 11 years, she better
have a real good reason.
304
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:01,789
Hold on. You're a twin?
305
00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:04,121
Don't try that amnesia
thing with me again.
306
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:08,424
You owe me a car, a canoe,
and two boyfriends.
307
00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:09,668
I'm... sorry?
308
00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:11,469
You're gonna be.
309
00:18:11,471 --> 00:18:14,211
I'm about to give
you real amnesia.
310
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:21,677
In the corporate world,
you're going to need to know
how to swim with the sharks.
311
00:18:21,681 --> 00:18:23,641
So, when I push this button--
312
00:18:23,643 --> 00:18:25,733
That's it, I'm done. You win.
313
00:18:25,725 --> 00:18:27,815
No. You take it.
314
00:18:27,817 --> 00:18:30,647
At least when Krane
gave me electric shocks,
he explained why.
315
00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:36,543
So neither of you wants
to be my vice president?
316
00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:38,696
BOTH:
Nope!
317
00:18:38,698 --> 00:18:41,198
Good. Because I was
never looking for one
in the first place.
318
00:18:41,201 --> 00:18:42,701
What?
Come again, now?
319
00:18:42,702 --> 00:18:44,832
The short list for number two
that you found
320
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,674
wasn't for my
second in command.
321
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:48,626
It was to replace number two
322
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:52,458
on the Davenport Industries
softball team.
323
00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:54,672
What?
Come again, now?
324
00:18:56,556 --> 00:18:59,636
Don't you just feel stupid?
325
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,519
I ate a rat's eyeball for you!
326
00:19:02,522 --> 00:19:04,602
Why would you put us through
all these stupid tests
327
00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:06,774
if you knew you weren't
even looking for a V.P.?
328
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:13,066
To teach you a valuable
lesson about looking
through my confidential files.
329
00:19:13,072 --> 00:19:16,702
Leo, I expect this kind of
behavior from Douglas, but you?
330
00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:19,366
We got so excited about
the future of your company,
331
00:19:19,369 --> 00:19:22,329
it was easy for Douglas
to convince me to do
the wrong thing.
332
00:19:24,954 --> 00:19:28,424
Look, there will come
a time when I want you guys
involved in my company,
333
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,418
but I have to know
that I can trust you.
334
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,210
And clearly right now
I can not.
335
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:36,223
You're right. I'm sorry.
336
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,796
Well, that's very noble
of you Leo.
337
00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:41,558
You were a bad boy today.
338
00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:46,192
Okay, fine,
I guess I'm sorry too.
339
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:50,265
Yeah, well, you should be.
I didn't even mention that you
stole two of my cybermasks.
340
00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:56,160
Whoa, whoa, we did a lot
of bad things today, but we
did not touch your cybermasks.
341
00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:59,615
Oh, really, because two of
them are reading as active.
342
00:19:59,619 --> 00:20:02,739
Luckily I installed a
security protocol so I could
shut them off from here.
343
00:20:02,742 --> 00:20:04,872
( beeping )
344
00:20:04,874 --> 00:20:07,384
♪♪
345
00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:09,537
( grunting )
346
00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:11,539
Get off me!
347
00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,711
You can keep the boyfriends
but I want the canoe!
348
00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:18,427
( gasps )
349
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,890
Awesome!
350
00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:27,652
So, I hear you're
in the market for a canoe.
351
00:20:27,647 --> 00:20:29,017
( grunts )
352
00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:40,317
Even more awesome!
353
00:20:42,912 --> 00:20:44,862
What?
354
00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:47,214
Oh.
355
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,498
Thank you for
a magical evening.
356
00:20:57,176 --> 00:20:58,546
( chuckles )
357
00:20:58,548 --> 00:20:59,758
So are you sure
you're not mad
358
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,929
about the whole
cybermask thing?
359
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:05,090
No, no, I get it,
you're bionic.
360
00:21:05,094 --> 00:21:07,444
Weird stuff is gonna happen.
361
00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:10,727
Besides, your brother's
a pretty good dancer.
362
00:21:12,602 --> 00:21:15,192
So, you want to
hang out tonight?
363
00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:17,574
I could meet you
at the pizza place around 7:00.
364
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,447
Perfect.
Great.
365
00:21:19,449 --> 00:21:21,399
Just grab a table and
I'll see you when I get there.
366
00:21:21,401 --> 00:21:22,951
I'll be waiting.
367
00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:28,076
( beeps )
368
00:21:30,169 --> 00:21:32,999
Yeah, you'll be waitin'
all night.
369
00:21:33,002 --> 00:21:34,582
( laughs )
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