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You double-crossed me
for the last time, Flo!
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First I catch you smuggling
fish sticks in your patios
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and then you think
you can walk all over me
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just because you look debonair
in a hairnet?
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Well, hmm, well, I guess
the hairnet's just for show.
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Yew!
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Okay, heads up,
stay away from Principal Perry.
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Trust me,
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that's the first thing
I tell myself
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every morning
when I wake up.
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Really?
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First thing I tell myself is
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"Shaving cream
only looks like food."
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What's the matter, Flo,
nervous?
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You should be!
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One more mess-up
and I will take you out!
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What are you looking at?
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You keep asking me
that question
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and I'm still not sure I can
give you an honest answer.
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Mind your own business!
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If I wanted to be
stared at all day
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I'd still be a catalog model
for "Burt's Chainsaws."
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Adam, what are you doing?
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Why do you keep making faces
like you're taking a selfie?
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'Cause that girl Sabrina
has been checking me out.
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Ooh, here she comes.
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Hey, Sabrina.
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I couldn't help but notice
you staring at me
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from across the room.
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Actually,
I was looking at Chase.
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Oh, a sense of humor.
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I like it. So...
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Chase, I wanted to talk to you
about our chemistry project.
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Sure, I'll do it for you.
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Just give me your email
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and I'll send it to you
when I'm done.
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No, I want to do the project
with you.
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I need a partner
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and I was hoping
you'd team up with me.
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Uh...
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Chase,
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this is when you speak.
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Um...
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Yeah, yeah
that sounds great.
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Um, meet
at my house after school?
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Perfect.
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Wow, that was awesome!
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No one's ever asked me
to partner with them before.
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Especially a girl.
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( shivering )
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What'd you do that for?
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I'm trying to
wake myself up.
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If a girl likes Chase over me,
this has to be a nightmare.
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ANNOUNCER: The world's
first bionic superhumans.
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They're stronger than us,
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faster,
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smarter.
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The next generation
of the human race is...
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Living in my basement?
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I can't believe
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how fast you're putting
this molecular model together.
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I can't believe
you're still here.
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You know
what I like about you,
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besides being charming
and funny?
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Well, it would have to be
something else
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because he's neither of those.
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You're nice, polite,
and even though you're bionic,
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you don't feel
the need to impress me
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with your muscles.
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Probably because
he doesn't have any.
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Will you excuse me?
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Would you give it up?
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She likes me, not you.
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Ha!
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And you said
I'd never get a girl.
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This doesn't make
any sense.
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She's way
out of your league.
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She should like me.
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Okay? I gave her
my selfie face.
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Girls can't resist this.
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Well, she just did.
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'Cause she likes me.
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Not you, me.
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Hey, sorry about Adam.
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Now what do you say
we get back to our atom?
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I don't get it.
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PRINCIPAL PERRY:
... and another thing!
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I'm sick of carrying
the weight around here.
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You're useless!
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What are you doing?
Shh.
Worthless!
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There's actually a student
or two I like more than you.
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Principal Perry's
yelling at Flo again.
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It's getting ugly.
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You disobeyed me
for the last time!
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I make the rules
around here
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and if you can't
follow them,
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then I'll put
an end to this right now!
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( grunting )
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Did we just--
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Did you just--
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Did she just--
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I think
she just killed Flo.
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PRINCIPAL PERRY:
Oh no, it's all over me.
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I better go
clean this up.
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Great.
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My favorite pant suit.
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The waist area is
still good.
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Oh! I can turn it into shorts.
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What do we do?
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We get out of here
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before she turns those things
into shorts.
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Can you believe it?
Chase has a girl over.
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I had to shake her hand
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to make sure
she wasn't a hologram.
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Mr. Davenport,
can you be honest with me?
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Am I not pretty?
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Just be happy for him.
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Chase is a sweet,
sensitive guy
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and obviously she likes that.
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Let's just hope
he doesn't get nervous
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and mess it up.
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That's right.
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He could get nervous
and mess it up.
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Adam, don't do anything
to ruin this for Chase.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I won't do anything.
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Mr. Davenport,
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you're not gonna believe
what we just saw!
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I know,
Chase has a girl over.
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No!
It's Principal Perry!
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Did something happen to her?
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Is she okay?
I mean I'm fine either way,
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but...
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She got rid of Flo,
the lunch lady.
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Oh, Leo, I'm sorry,
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but people get fired
every day.
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Here, watch.
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Here,
I just fired Bob Macklin.
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Oops.
I sent that to Bob Martin. Hmm.
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Oh well, they were
both dead weight anyway.
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Flo was not fired.
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Principal Perry
whacked her!
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Yeah, they were arguing all day
and then Perry just snapped.
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Come with us,
we can prove it to you.
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Okay, guys,
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I know Principal Perry has done
some awful things,
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but this is obviously
a big misunderstanding.
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I mean, do you really think
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this is something
she's capable of?
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It's Principal Perry.
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Think about it.
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Come with me.
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There's something
under the bleachers
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I need dug up and re-buried.
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Let's pull up the school.
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I want to see
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if the sheriffs are
still sniffing around for me.
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Don't you have janitors
to do this stuff for you?
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Yeah,
but they're at my house
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trying to make something
look like an accident.
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What's wrong with you two?
Of course, she did it.
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Let's go.
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I don't get it.
There's no evidence anywhere.
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She must have cleaned out
to cover her tracks.
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This was a complete
waste of time.
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The only crime here is that
I'm late for pilates class.
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You guys got me
all worked up over nothing.
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No!
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( screams )
Oh! Oh!
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What are you doing here?
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School's been closed
for hours.
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She's wearing the shorts.
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I don't know
what's more disturbing,
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the fact that she may
have offed someone
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or that she's showing
that much leg.
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Why are you sweating...
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more than usual?
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I was cleaning up.
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There was an accident.
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An accident?
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Like an accident
you diabolically planned?
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Where's Flo?
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Yeah, we saw you fighting
with her earlier.
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Well, we patched things up.
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She's in a better place now.
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A better place!
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There's nothing to see here.
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Move along.
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So then you won't mind
if we take a look around?
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What's in the bags,
Terry?
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Bags?
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What bags?
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We know what's going on.
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We saw everything you did.
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You were yelling at Flo
and then you started pounding.
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( gasps ) You saw that?
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Oh.
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Well, now you know too much.
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No one's leaving.
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BOTH: No one's leaving!
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Look, do whatever
you want to us,
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but please
put on some pants.
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It's beautiful.
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And it only took us 4 hours
to finish it.
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Actually, it was
3 hours 47 minutes
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or 13,620 seconds.
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Four hours is good.
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So I'll see you tomorrow
at school?
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Well, yeah, but I don't have to
go home right away.
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Oh.
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You want to do
Thursday's homework, too.
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No, I was hoping
I could just hang out.
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Hang out, yes, right.
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I keep forgetting you
actually like me.
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I'll get us some snacks.
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Hey, guess what?
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Sabrina's not just using me
for help in school.
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00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:02,560
She actually
wants to hang out with me.
219
00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:03,642
Not you,
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00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,654
me.
Me, me, me, me.
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Me.
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Hey, good for you.
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00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:11,820
And with all of your experience
with girls,
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you'll know
just what to talk about.
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00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:14,833
Yes, I will.
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00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:23,540
Wait,
what do I talk about?
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I'm sure
you'll figure it out.
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00:10:25,415 --> 00:10:28,505
I'd help,
but she likes you, not me.
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You, you, you, you.
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You.
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Hey, Sabrina,
I just want to apologize
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to both of you
for my inappropriate,
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yet hilarious comments
earlier.
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Actually glad
you two are hitting it off.
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Thanks.
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Who knows?
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You might even be
Chase's first kiss.
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First kiss?
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Oh yeah.
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I mean, he's never even
talked to a girl before.
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That's not true.
I've had a girlfriend.
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She was pretty.
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She was really,
really, really pretty.
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I don't remember that.
What was her name again?
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00:11:04,624 --> 00:11:07,094
Um...
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Canada.
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00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:10,789
Canada?
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She was--
she was from Canada.
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Canada from Canada.
Yikes.
250
00:11:17,597 --> 00:11:20,257
It's okay
to be nervous around girls.
251
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I think it's cute.
252
00:11:21,561 --> 00:11:22,851
Me too.
253
00:11:37,657 --> 00:11:39,817
What are you laughing at,
Goldilocks?
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He's back.
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00:11:45,415 --> 00:11:46,415
Who's back?
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00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:48,826
( panting )
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00:11:48,829 --> 00:11:50,539
What's going on?
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00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:54,800
I don't know who you are,
but Spikey likey.
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( roaring )
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00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,806
I'm not sure which one
of you ladies lives here,
261
00:12:08,809 --> 00:12:11,229
but it could really
use a man's touch.
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( roaring )
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Much better.
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00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,294
Adam,
what's wrong with him?
265
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,128
What is wrong with him?
266
00:12:30,130 --> 00:12:31,710
The guy's
a total mess.
267
00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:34,673
Let's get to know me.
268
00:12:34,674 --> 00:12:37,934
I'm sensitive,
caring, sensitive...
269
00:12:37,928 --> 00:12:39,088
( crashing )
270
00:12:39,089 --> 00:12:41,179
What else
do you like about Chase?
271
00:12:41,181 --> 00:12:42,841
Hey!
272
00:12:42,843 --> 00:12:44,643
Back off, Pretty Boy.
273
00:12:44,644 --> 00:12:46,734
That's Daddy's kitten.
274
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,098
Trust me,
you don't want to do this.
275
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,480
You're right.
276
00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:53,311
It'd be rude
to make the lady watch me
277
00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:55,243
rip out your intestines,
278
00:12:55,235 --> 00:12:56,945
which is
why we're gonna do it
279
00:12:56,947 --> 00:12:58,737
over there.
280
00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:00,698
Check this out, toots.
281
00:13:02,702 --> 00:13:04,912
Wait, you think you can throw me
across the room?
282
00:13:04,905 --> 00:13:05,905
Good luck with thaaat!
283
00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:08,667
Oh!
284
00:13:15,675 --> 00:13:17,585
Okay,
this has gone far enough.
285
00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:18,677
Let us out.
286
00:13:18,678 --> 00:13:20,218
I'm afraid I can't do that.
287
00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,340
At least not until
I jam this down your gullet.
288
00:13:25,385 --> 00:13:27,265
She wants to watch us
eat first.
289
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:28,927
You are one sick lady!
290
00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:32,851
Go ahead, dig in.
291
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,323
Oh, I would, but I'm
on a low carb thing--
292
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,815
Eat the meat, Don!
293
00:13:45,205 --> 00:13:46,205
Mmm.
294
00:13:49,499 --> 00:13:50,619
What's the matter?
295
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,132
It's a ring.
296
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:58,755
"Rusty and Flo forever."
297
00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:01,588
That's the lunch lady's ring.
298
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,721
Oh no.
299
00:14:06,556 --> 00:14:08,226
Okay, she did it.
Let's get out of here.
300
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,349
Nobody's going anywhere!
301
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,641
I can't unlock it.
302
00:14:12,642 --> 00:14:15,532
Well, then maybe
you should use your bionic arm.
303
00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,735
Right.
I have that.
304
00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,648
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
305
00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:22,780
I'm not done with you yet.
306
00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:25,542
Okay, but for the record,
I always liked you.
307
00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:27,905
It's the kids
that hate your guts.
308
00:14:32,202 --> 00:14:34,252
Hey, let's play catch.
309
00:14:34,254 --> 00:14:36,174
I'll throw, you catch
310
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,256
with your face.
311
00:14:37,257 --> 00:14:39,297
Ha-ha!
312
00:14:39,299 --> 00:14:41,169
( both grunting )
313
00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:07,735
Guys, please stop!
314
00:15:07,737 --> 00:15:08,737
You're scaring me.
315
00:15:08,738 --> 00:15:10,488
Don't worry, sweetheart.
316
00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:12,330
It'll all be over soon.
317
00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:13,742
Unless you want him
to suffer.
318
00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:14,833
Whatever the lady wants.
319
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,799
( groaning )
Okay, that hurt.
320
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,638
Don't break the molecule!
321
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,140
Oh, oh, that was close.
322
00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:34,182
Sure was.
323
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,111
No!
324
00:15:43,113 --> 00:15:44,733
Why would you do that?
325
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,784
Relax, princess.
326
00:15:46,776 --> 00:15:47,946
I'll make you
a new one.
327
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,327
Out of his spine.
328
00:15:51,911 --> 00:15:54,831
You are so not
who I thought you were.
329
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,344
I'm out of here.
330
00:15:56,336 --> 00:15:57,746
You'll come back.
331
00:15:57,747 --> 00:15:59,787
They always come back.
332
00:16:03,753 --> 00:16:05,353
She is not coming back.
333
00:16:08,178 --> 00:16:10,348
( beeping )
334
00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:12,761
The molecule.
335
00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:14,762
What happened in here?
336
00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:15,864
And where's Sabrina?
337
00:16:17,687 --> 00:16:19,017
Oh, no.
338
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,769
Did Spike show up?
339
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:24,310
So you don't remember
anything.
340
00:16:24,314 --> 00:16:26,534
Like you throwing me
across the room?
No.
341
00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:27,736
Good,
'cause it never happened.
342
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,367
Wait.
343
00:16:29,369 --> 00:16:31,989
You activated my commando
app on purpose, didn't you?
344
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,031
Of course, I did.
345
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,663
Look who you're talking to.
346
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,786
Sabrina was the first girl
who's ever shown
347
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:41,828
any interest in me
and you ruined it.
348
00:16:41,831 --> 00:16:43,831
Thanks a lot.
349
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,258
Sorry I had to do that
with the salad tongs.
350
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,430
But you're the one who ran.
351
00:16:52,432 --> 00:16:54,132
It doesn't matter,
the jig is up.
352
00:16:54,134 --> 00:16:56,404
I'm sure Leo and Bree
have called the police by now.
353
00:16:56,396 --> 00:16:57,726
No, don't get them involved.
354
00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:58,727
I can explain.
355
00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:00,058
What's to explain?
356
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,600
You offed Flo
and now you're after me.
357
00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:02,641
What?
358
00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:03,942
No!
359
00:17:03,943 --> 00:17:05,703
I might have
shoved her face
360
00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:07,815
into the grill of
a pickup truck a few times,
361
00:17:07,817 --> 00:17:10,567
but that's just a couple
of gals having fun.
362
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,702
She is my business partner.
363
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,794
Your what?
364
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,286
We're opening a food truck
together.
365
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,789
Since you were here I thought
maybe you would invest.
366
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,621
That's why
I had you taste the burgers.
367
00:17:23,623 --> 00:17:26,343
Ohh.
368
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:30,166
Look, when you spit out
Flo's ring I panicked.
369
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:32,470
It must have fallen in
when we were mixing the patties.
370
00:17:32,472 --> 00:17:36,142
Then I figured
you would never back me.
371
00:17:36,136 --> 00:17:38,226
So that's why you kept me here,
to explain?
372
00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:41,768
Yes, and then
if you didn't understand,
373
00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:42,851
I was gonna kill you.
374
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,613
Kidding.
Kidding.
375
00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:46,895
If I wanted you gone
376
00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:48,646
I'd have done that
a long time ago.
377
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,570
Well, it was
one of the best burgers
378
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,073
I've ever tasted.
379
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,624
Tell you what,
380
00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:59,696
I will consider investing
on two conditions.
381
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:01,869
One, I get credit
for everything.
382
00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:04,291
And two, you explain to me
383
00:18:04,294 --> 00:18:07,594
what makes the Davenburger
so tasty.
384
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,877
Sorry, Don,
385
00:18:08,878 --> 00:18:11,758
we're already locked in
on "Perry Patties,"
386
00:18:11,761 --> 00:18:14,671
but I will keep you in mind
for Daventenders.
387
00:18:14,674 --> 00:18:15,724
Oh.
388
00:18:15,715 --> 00:18:16,975
Let me show you
389
00:18:16,976 --> 00:18:18,976
my top secret method
of preparation
390
00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:20,218
Hand me that mallet.
391
00:18:21,771 --> 00:18:22,771
I called the police.
392
00:18:22,772 --> 00:18:23,642
And I've got a weapon.
393
00:18:23,643 --> 00:18:26,033
Leo, you're bionic.
394
00:18:26,025 --> 00:18:27,605
Gah!
I keep forgetting.
395
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,357
Hey, where's Big D?
396
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,109
I thought
he was with you.
397
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,230
PRINCIPAL PERRY:
This is it, Donny.
398
00:18:32,232 --> 00:18:33,692
Say good-bye to
everything
399
00:18:33,693 --> 00:18:35,413
you ever knew.
400
00:18:38,698 --> 00:18:40,538
BOTH: No! No!
401
00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:44,041
It really makes a difference
when you tenderize the meat
402
00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:46,843
with lots of brute force.
403
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,046
What?
404
00:18:48,047 --> 00:18:49,547
What is going on?
405
00:18:49,549 --> 00:18:51,589
Oh, hey,
you're just in time.
406
00:18:51,591 --> 00:18:53,801
Perry's showing me
how to pound some round.
407
00:18:55,094 --> 00:18:57,684
It's really disturbing.
You can't look away.
408
00:18:57,677 --> 00:18:58,807
( grunting )
409
00:18:58,808 --> 00:19:00,348
Wait.
410
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,470
So this whole thing
was about making hamburgers?
411
00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:05,692
Yeah, she and Flo
are opening a food truck.
412
00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:09,265
BOTH: Ohh.
413
00:19:09,269 --> 00:19:10,269
Oh.
414
00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:13,691
We're gonna open
a regular restaurant.
415
00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:15,153
Then we figured
the health inspector's
416
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,704
gonna come after us anyway.
417
00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:18,826
Might as well
put some wheels under us.
418
00:19:20,039 --> 00:19:21,949
She's picking up
the truck now.
419
00:19:21,951 --> 00:19:24,331
They came up
with the perfect recipe.
420
00:19:24,334 --> 00:19:27,004
There was a lot of arguing,
but we finally got it.
421
00:19:26,996 --> 00:19:30,286
My secret ingredient
is rage.
422
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,796
Hey, Chase.
423
00:19:37,797 --> 00:19:39,597
Ugh!
424
00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:41,889
Look, I've been thinking about
what I did to you and Sabrina
425
00:19:41,891 --> 00:19:43,101
and I feel kind of bad.
426
00:19:43,102 --> 00:19:44,432
Kind of bad?
427
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,774
You ruined my social life
forever.
428
00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:48,476
Chase, to be fair,
429
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,188
you kind of have to have a
social life for me to ruin it.
430
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:53,612
Look,
431
00:19:53,613 --> 00:19:56,823
I only did it
because I was jealous.
432
00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:59,316
You were jealous of me?
433
00:19:59,319 --> 00:20:01,819
I know, right?
I still can't believe it myself.
434
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:04,783
But I want to
make it up to you.
435
00:20:04,784 --> 00:20:06,334
So I explained
everything to Sabrina
436
00:20:06,326 --> 00:20:07,996
and I told her
you're the most sensitive,
437
00:20:07,997 --> 00:20:09,747
good-hearted dude I know.
438
00:20:09,749 --> 00:20:11,709
Okay? She'd be lucky
to have a guy like you.
439
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,713
That's it?
440
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,844
No insult?
441
00:20:15,835 --> 00:20:17,045
Nope.
442
00:20:17,046 --> 00:20:19,096
And she wants to see you
again tonight.
443
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,550
Wow, thank you. I can't believe
you did that for me.
444
00:20:24,554 --> 00:20:25,814
It must have been
really hard for you.
445
00:20:25,805 --> 00:20:28,105
Oh, it was.
Worst moment of my life.
446
00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:31,349
And I had to
rebuild your molecule.
447
00:20:31,351 --> 00:20:32,771
You rebuilt the whole thing?
448
00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:34,652
Yep.
449
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,697
Uh, Adam,
this isn't a molecule.
450
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,200
It's a wiener dog.
451
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:44,951
You see science your way,
I see it my way.
452
00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:46,714
That's a molecule.
453
00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:55,302
Flo, I've got good news
and bad news.
454
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,085
Good news is
I found your ring.
455
00:20:58,378 --> 00:21:00,218
Bad news is
I sold it for gas money.
456
00:21:03,723 --> 00:21:06,483
So there's one thing
that's still bothering us.
457
00:21:06,476 --> 00:21:09,306
If everything we saw
was about a stupid food truck,
458
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,269
why were you acting
so paranoid?
459
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,770
Because Flo and I
may have borrowed
460
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,453
1,600 pounds
of cafeteria meat.
461
00:21:18,658 --> 00:21:21,068
I guess that all
actually makes sense.
462
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:22,820
Did you two really think
463
00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:24,322
I would brutally
dispose of someone
464
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:25,874
and hide the evidence?
465
00:21:25,865 --> 00:21:26,905
Yes.
Absolutely.
466
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,288
Wow.
467
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,459
You really get me.
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