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Adam, stop!
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I told you,
my weight set broke
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and I need you to be
my barbell.
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And please,
don't scream this time,
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it's distracting.
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Adam, put him down.
That's how people get hurt.
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Hmm, good point.
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I should probably
stretch first.
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Man,
I'm so tired of him.
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So far this week
I've been his weight set,
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his football,
and his jump rope.
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On the bright side you've
never looked more fit.
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I'm serious.
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He's always using his strength
to make my life miserable.
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Why don't you get even?
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How?
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None of my abilities can
compete with his strength.
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And it's hard to torture him
with brain teasers
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when he doesn't
have a brain.
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Maybe I can unlock
a new ability.
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Give you something
you've never had before,
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the upper hand.
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Yes!
Let's do it.
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No, let's not.
Absolutely finito.
Forget it.
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Why not?
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Because I said so.
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You live under my roof,
you play by my rules.
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End of discussion.
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"You live under my roof,
you play by my--"
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DONALD: I can hear you!
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All right, Chase,
my hammies are loose.
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I'm ready for round two.
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Uh, uh, uh,
Mr. Davenport said
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you can't bench
press me anymore.
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Yeah, but he didn't say
anything about you
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being my shot-put.
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Come on,
let's go for gold!
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Starting with sprints.
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I like it.
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ANNOUNCER: The world's
first bionic superhumans,
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they're stronger than us,
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faster, smarter.
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The next generation
of the human race is...
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Living in my basement?
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Douglas, you have to unlock
a new ability for me.
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Adam just put on
boxing gloves
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and tried to hook me
to the ceiling.
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I'm sorry, Donnie said no.
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But look, I feel your pain.
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When we were kids,
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he'd push me
around all the time.
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Then I outgrew him.
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Then you got
the upper hand?
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No, he invented
a robot to beat me up.
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Fisto Roboto was as cruel
as he was calculating.
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Well, if you know
what it's like
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then why won't you help me?
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Sorry,
Chase, he said no.
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And I've got to
stay on his good side
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or else he'll cut off
my allowance.
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I'm saving up
to buy a car.
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You know, in case
I have to live in it.
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You know what?
Fine, I get it.
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Mr. Davenport is smarter
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and older
and he controls you.
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He doesn't control me,
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he just tells me what to do
and when to--
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Okay, you're on!
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Let's unlock
a new ability.
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But first, grab a bat.
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You and me are gonna pay
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a little visit
to Fisto Roboto.
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Yes!
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( slurping )
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Ahh.
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( sighs )
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I am so glad to be home.
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I just worked
a twelve-hour shift
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at Tech Town.
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I hear ya.
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It's been pretty crazy
around here, too.
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I made a pitcher
of iced tea,
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but then I changed
the water filter,
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so I had to go back
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and make another
pitcher of iced tea,
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but then I realized
I forgot the lemons...
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Like I said,
it's been a whirlwind.
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Well, it's better than
being badgered by tech nerds
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obsessed with our
stupid contest.
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Contest?
What contest?
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( sighs )
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We're about to hit our
one millionth customer,
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and whoever that is
wins the grand prize:
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an all-expense paid trip to go
meet Tech Town's founder,
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Franz Minsk.
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Wait.
Wait.
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Wait, wait.
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The Franz Minsk?
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The man who's designing
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a billion dollar
tech theme park
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with the world's first
anti-gravity roller coaster?
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No,
the other Franz Minsk.
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Oh, man.
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I've always wanted
to meet him.
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This is the coolest
contest ever.
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Maybe I can be
the first person
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to throw up
on his roller coaster.
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Leo, with your delicate
little stomach,
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you'll probably
throw up in line.
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Oh, I am winning
that contest.
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How close
are you to a million?
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I have no idea.
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You just have to buy something
and hope you're lucky.
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Hmm, well,
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maybe
a hundred dollar bill
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will ensure
I get lucky.
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You do not have
a hundred dollar bill.
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Touché.
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Okay, we have to be quick
before Donnie gets back.
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Yeah.
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This...
Ow!
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will let me look through
your list of hidden abilities
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and see which one
to give you.
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Why don't you just
give me 'em all?
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No way.
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The human body
can only take so much.
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It's-- It's like
a water balloon.
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You fill it up
too much and--
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Well, I don't want
to spend the night
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scraping Chase chunks
off the ceiling.
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Hmm, let's see,
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uh, night vision?
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Nah, your phone
has a flashlight.
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Acid spit?
Fun.
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Oh, but if you
drool in your sleep,
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you could melt
your face off.
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No...
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Oh. (laughs)
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No.
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Ooh, no.
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Yes!
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I got it.
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Awesome!
Wait.
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This isn't gonna hurt,
is it?
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Well, it's not
gonna hurt me.
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Well, Bree, apparently
calculating receipts properly
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isn't one of your
bionic abilities.
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Sorry, Scott.
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Guess I'm just not
management material.
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If you're a superhuman,
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remind me again
why you still work
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a part-time job
for minimum wage?
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Because I am trying
to hold on to a tiny bit
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of my normal teenage life.
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You?
Normal? Ha!
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Hmm.
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And because I want to be
a people person, like you.
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Just remember,
around here...
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I'm the superhero.
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Hey, Leo,
what are you doing here?
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I'm here for the contest.
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I told you, you have
to buy something.
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Oh, well, I have been
in the market
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for some AA batteries.
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Ooh, alkaline.
Fancy.
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Ring 'em up.
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Fine.
That's $4.99.
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Sorry,
you're not a winner.
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I'll take another.
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Sorry,
you're not a winner.
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Nope.
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Uh-huh.
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Sorry.
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You know these are
a choking hazard, right?
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Thank you for the warning.
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It wasn't a warning.
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Oh, no.
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Adam's in here.
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I sure hope he doesn't
try to bench press me
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or throw me across the room.
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Like right now.
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Tiny dough-like body
just begging to get hurt.
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Not now, Chase, I'm busy.
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to figure out
which is scarier, okay?
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One hundred
duck-sized horses
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or one giant
horse-sized duck.
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Well, I bet they could
both take you in a fight.
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Ooh!
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Chase, that wasn't
even an option,
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I need you to take
this seriously, okay?
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I'm thinking
it's the massive duck--
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Just hit me.
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If you keep interrupting me,
I'm going to hit you.
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Then do it.
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That wasn't interrupting.
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In order to interrupt
someone, you actually have--
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Just hit me.
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There it is!
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What's that?
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Laser Bow.
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It's my new ability.
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That's not a new ability,
that's a giant glow stick.
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But you hang on to it.
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We'll need it on Halloween
when we cross the street.
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( groans )
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Hey!
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None of this would've happened
if you hadn't interrupted me!
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Excuse me, ma'am.
Do you work here?
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Oh, good.
You're here to not win again.
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Actually, I'm broke.
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So I'm here to return
everything I bought.
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Hyah!
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Wait.
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You're gonna make me put
all of those back on the shelf?
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No.
That'd be crazy.
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I'm gonna
leave them right here
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so I can re-buy them.
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Watch it!
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Ugh, it's you.
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Didn't I ban you
from this store?
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Ooh, I've been banned
from a lot of places.
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Movie theaters,
churches, Detroit.
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And if the great
state of Michigan
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can't keep me out,
what chance do you have?
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Fine.
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How can I help you in a way
that'll make you leave
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as soon as possible?
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Another one of your Internet
boxes conked out on me.
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Funny how that
always seems to happen
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on the last day
of the warranty.
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00:10:16,697 --> 00:10:19,447
Yeah, that's probably
something you should look into.
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Ohh.
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What?!
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Is that...(sniffs)...
chicken grease?
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Stay out of my
personal life!
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Now just sprinkle some of your
geek dust on it and fix it.
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Bree, I'm gonna leave this
in your incapable hands.
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What are you
doing here, Dooley?
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Shouldn't you be at home
disappointing your parents?
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Shouldn't you be
at the food court
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stealing
other people's lunches?
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I don't steal, I graze.
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What are you hiding?
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I can smell your fear.
246
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,674
That's not fear,
that's chicken grease.
247
00:11:08,248 --> 00:11:10,128
Keep buying, everyone!
248
00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:11,550
One of you could be
moments away
249
00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:13,591
from meeting Franz Minsk.
250
00:11:13,593 --> 00:11:14,723
Now the winner
gets to meet him,
251
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,795
but I keep the cutout.
252
00:11:17,798 --> 00:11:20,798
I need a "plus one"
for...everything.
253
00:11:21,892 --> 00:11:24,982
Oh, I get it.
254
00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,565
You want to win
the contest.
255
00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:29,767
What?
No, no, I don't.
256
00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:30,900
Yes, you do.
257
00:11:30,901 --> 00:11:32,691
And if you want to win,
then I want to win.
258
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,912
Why?
Why would you do that?
259
00:11:35,906 --> 00:11:38,276
Perhaps we haven't met.
Terry Perry.
260
00:11:38,278 --> 00:11:39,698
Professional dream crusher.
261
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,133
ADAM: Try to get me now, Chase.
262
00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:54,132
Adam, what are you doing?
263
00:11:54,134 --> 00:11:56,054
I'm taunting you
264
00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:58,596
from the safety
of my battle bubble.
265
00:11:58,598 --> 00:12:01,048
This way I can get you,
but you can't get me.
266
00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:02,101
Watch.
267
00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:04,553
( loud pop )
268
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:12,520
Is the bubble
still around me?
269
00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:14,152
Yep, you're good.
270
00:12:16,156 --> 00:12:17,776
This won't hurt one bit.
271
00:12:22,122 --> 00:12:25,712
Chase, what is going on?
272
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:31,167
Ooh, you're in trouble.
273
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,012
You want to borrow what's
left of my battle bubble?
274
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,383
You went behind my back
275
00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:46,064
and you gave Chase
a new ability?
276
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,056
I was only
trying to help.
277
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,768
Look,
I know you're mad,
278
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,689
but at least I'm not trying
to abduct the kids anymore.
279
00:12:54,154 --> 00:12:55,824
That's true.
280
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,696
He hasn't committed
a felony in weeks.
281
00:12:57,697 --> 00:12:58,947
Days.
Days.
282
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:03,030
Wait, you gave him
a new ability?
283
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,623
Well, don't expect
a mug on Father's Day.
284
00:13:05,615 --> 00:13:07,865
Oh, darn,
I already ordered it!
285
00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:11,789
Guys, can you
give us a second?
286
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,541
Yeah. Thanks, guys.
Hey, don't worry.
287
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:15,844
You're getting
a mug, too.
288
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,046
I meant you and Chase.
289
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,677
Fine, then nobody's
getting a mug.
290
00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:21,629
Oh, darn, I already
ordered 'em!
291
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,136
I knew it was a mistake
letting you stay here.
292
00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:30,058
You're right.
293
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,480
This is all your fault.
294
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:32,641
I forgive you,
let's move on.
295
00:13:32,642 --> 00:13:34,392
Ah-uh-uh-uh.
No.
296
00:13:34,394 --> 00:13:37,114
Oh, come on, Donnie,
what's the big deal?
297
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,697
The big deal is you
messed with their bionics.
298
00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:41,239
I just gave him
a little boost.
299
00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:42,991
I felt bad for the kid.
300
00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:44,823
I know what it's like
to be the younger,
301
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,714
much smarter brother.
302
00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:47,285
Oh, now I get it.
303
00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:49,327
So because you have
an axe to grind with me,
304
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,749
you give him
a new ability
305
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,080
and upset the whole balance
of power in the house.
306
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,503
Did you ever
stop to think
307
00:13:54,504 --> 00:13:56,964
how it will affect their
teamwork on missions?
308
00:13:56,957 --> 00:13:59,797
I...
309
00:13:59,799 --> 00:14:01,089
did not.
310
00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:04,382
Don't worry,
I can fix this.
311
00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:06,974
How? It's not like you can
take the ability back.
312
00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:09,637
What are you gonna do?
Get rid of the kids
and start from scratch?
313
00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:10,639
No.
314
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,681
Is that on the table?
315
00:14:16,937 --> 00:14:19,817
Sorry,
you're still a loser.
316
00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:21,939
Don't need a register
to tell you that.
317
00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:24,913
How can you afford
all of this?
318
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,575
Big D stopped
paying you off.
319
00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:28,656
It's worth the $40,000
in credit card debt
320
00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:30,368
just to see you lose.
321
00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:33,751
Okay, folks!
322
00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:35,633
I'm not supposed
to say anything
323
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:39,085
because it could trigger
a dangerous buying frenzy,
324
00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:43,169
but we're nearing our
one millionth customer!
325
00:14:52,312 --> 00:14:53,932
Hey, Scott,
326
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:57,904
is now a bad time
to give my two weeks notice?
327
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,317
Make it one week
and you got yourself a deal.
328
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,732
Back off, bub,
329
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:05,243
or you're gonna get
a taste of a Danish shoe.
330
00:15:05,235 --> 00:15:07,405
And whatever's
on the bottom.
331
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,157
Probably Danish.
332
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,159
Nope, that's not Danish.
333
00:15:18,248 --> 00:15:22,588
Adam, I'm sorry I went
overboard with my new ability.
334
00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:27,513
But having that kind
of strength is exhilarating.
335
00:15:27,507 --> 00:15:31,177
See, now you understand
why I beat on you all day long.
336
00:15:32,762 --> 00:15:35,772
Hey, I hope
this brings us closer.
337
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,647
Look, now that
I've made my point,
338
00:15:39,649 --> 00:15:42,269
can we just agree that
things need to go back
to being normal?
339
00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:43,692
Sure.
340
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,073
Put 'er there, bro.
341
00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:47,406
( inhales )
342
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,371
( Chase groaning )
343
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:55,634
What was that?
344
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:58,075
Oh, my new pressurized
lung capacity,
345
00:15:58,078 --> 00:16:01,458
or as I like to call it,
My Blow Thingy.
346
00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:04,462
How did you do that?
347
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,354
Well, Douglas wanted to
make things right between us
348
00:16:06,346 --> 00:16:08,136
so he unlocked
a new ability for me.
349
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,758
I wanted machine guns
in my eyebrows,
350
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:11,049
but he said
I'd get headaches.
351
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,182
I thought
you just agreed that
352
00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:15,694
things should go back
to being normal.
353
00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:16,935
Well, they are.
354
00:16:16,936 --> 00:16:18,226
I'm more powerful
than you again
355
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,648
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
356
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:24,481
Oh, there's definitely
something I can do about it.
357
00:16:27,817 --> 00:16:30,157
Oh, silly Chase.
358
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,030
Your glow thingy is no match
for my blow thingy.
359
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,880
We're getting closer!
360
00:16:48,798 --> 00:16:50,128
Closer!
361
00:16:52,842 --> 00:16:54,222
Oh, come on!
362
00:16:54,224 --> 00:16:56,604
Even closer!
363
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,767
Gotta be faster
than that, Dooley.
364
00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:03,641
Look! Robotic cats!
365
00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,743
Ooh, where?
366
00:17:05,735 --> 00:17:07,605
Ring me up, Scottie.
367
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,698
( alarm blaring )
368
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,610
Oh! I was gonna
pay for it!
369
00:17:14,454 --> 00:17:15,664
Congratulations!
370
00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:18,205
You're Tech Town's
one millionth customer!
371
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,458
Yes!
372
00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:21,079
Yes! I won!
373
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,751
Yes.
374
00:17:22,752 --> 00:17:25,672
But unfortunately relatives
of employees are ineligible.
375
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:28,547
What?!
376
00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:34,221
Bree...
377
00:17:34,224 --> 00:17:36,354
did you know
about this?
378
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,726
I've only got
one week left.
379
00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:39,437
I'm pretty much
checked out.
380
00:17:39,439 --> 00:17:42,519
Looks like someone
didn't read page eight,
381
00:17:42,522 --> 00:17:45,062
section four of the terms
and conditions.
382
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,324
By default, the prize goes
to the next customer, who is--
383
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,278
Me, me, me,
me, me, me, me!
384
00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:54,111
Oh, goodness, it won.
385
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,746
I get to meet
Frank Moskowitz!
386
00:17:59,749 --> 00:18:03,539
It's Franz Minsk.
387
00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:06,343
Call him whatever you want.
You're not gonna meet him.
388
00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:12,009
So you fixed everything
with Adam and Chase?
389
00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:13,381
Yep, not to worry.
390
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,313
Everything
is back to normal.
391
00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:23,681
Adam! Chase!
Stop it, now!
392
00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:30,528
What was that?!
393
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:33,360
Pressurized lung capacity.
Pretty cool, huh?
394
00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:36,704
Will you two stop?
395
00:18:36,696 --> 00:18:38,076
I thought you said
everything was back to normal!
396
00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:39,407
Duck!
397
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,789
It is.
398
00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:43,200
Adam has the upper hand,
balance is restored.
399
00:18:43,203 --> 00:18:45,123
It's called
parenting, Donnie.
400
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,594
Feel free to take notes.
401
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:48,336
Oops.
402
00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:49,798
I ask you to make
things better
403
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,709
and you make
things worse, as usual.
404
00:18:51,711 --> 00:18:53,381
Yeah, yeah.
405
00:18:55,805 --> 00:18:58,925
Just like when we were kids,
it's always my fault.
406
00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:00,758
Mm-hmm.
"He didn't do the dishes.
407
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,140
"He left my bike out.
408
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,761
"He reanimated
my dead gerbil
409
00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:05,823
and now it's a monster."
410
00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:07,815
Well, it was!
411
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:09,857
You should've let Herman
rest in peace!
412
00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:15,241
You know what?
All you did was make
the situation more dangerous.
413
00:19:15,235 --> 00:19:18,275
You're like a destabilizer
when it touches plastic.
414
00:19:18,278 --> 00:19:19,618
I think you mean metal.
415
00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:20,989
You know what?
I think you're right.
416
00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:23,040
Aaaah!
417
00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:28,625
Wow.
That was harsh.
418
00:19:28,628 --> 00:19:29,958
Yeah.
419
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:31,669
It's ugly when brothers
fight, isn't it?
420
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,381
Yeah, but with you guys
it's also dangerous
421
00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,393
'cause you're super old
and you could die.
422
00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:38,636
Look, I know you two
are polar opposites,
423
00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:40,428
but you're brothers
424
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,260
and you have to start
learning to respect each other.
425
00:19:42,262 --> 00:19:44,852
Oh, you mean
like you two do?
426
00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:48,806
Well, Douglas and I,
you know, that's different.
427
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,691
Look, we're adults
428
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,272
and we've earned
the right to act like children.
429
00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:57,195
This behavior
has got to stop.
430
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,616
Okay.
431
00:19:58,618 --> 00:19:59,818
We get it.
432
00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:01,659
Good one, Donnie.
Way to nail 'em.
433
00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:04,031
Oh, no.
You're not off the hook.
434
00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:06,713
You can't just go around
handing out bionic abilities.
435
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,786
But that's why
they like me more than you.
436
00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:16,223
Look, I know you're
trying to help,
437
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,635
but you have to
let me take the lead
438
00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:19,007
when it comes
to the kids.
439
00:20:19,008 --> 00:20:21,508
Okay, fine.
440
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:22,681
I'm sorry.
441
00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:25,352
From now on,
any major decisions
442
00:20:25,345 --> 00:20:26,725
have to go by me first.
443
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,646
Absolutely.
444
00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:31,649
But we're gonna have
to start that tomorrow
445
00:20:31,651 --> 00:20:34,561
'cause I kinda
made Bree invisible.
446
00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:36,824
ALL: What?
447
00:20:36,816 --> 00:20:38,156
BREE: It's true.
448
00:20:38,157 --> 00:20:39,777
I've been standing here
the whole time.
449
00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:43,821
Oh! Oh, I got her.
450
00:20:43,823 --> 00:20:44,993
I got-- No, that's air.
451
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,464
That was air.
452
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,762
I can't believe
Principal Perry won.
453
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,675
I'm never gonna
meet Franz Minsk,
454
00:20:58,678 --> 00:21:01,218
I'm never gonna
ride his roller coaster.
455
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:05,440
Well, Leo,
some dreams die over time.
456
00:21:05,435 --> 00:21:08,645
And some die quickly
in the hands of
a ginger-domed witch.
457
00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:13,600
( ringtones play )
458
00:21:14,694 --> 00:21:16,824
Check it out, Dooley!
459
00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:19,486
Me and Frankie are riding
the anti-gravity coaster!
460
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:22,240
Uh-oh!
461
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:24,571
I knew I shouldn't have
had that third funnel cake!
462
00:21:25,615 --> 00:21:27,705
( retching )
463
00:21:29,669 --> 00:21:32,709
That should be me
vomiting up there!
464
00:22:03,943 --> 00:22:04,943
( boing )
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