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Hey!
What are you doing?
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Looking for my phone.
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Perhaps you haven't heard,
I'm bionic now.
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Put that down and be...
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Gentle!
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Look, I know
that bionic arm is fun,
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but you can't just use it
whenever you want.
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Oh, but it's okay when you
need a pickle jar opened?
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That was an emergency.
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You can't have
a tuna sandwich
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without
a nice Kosher dill.
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Having that arm
is a huge responsibility,
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which I thought
you could handle.
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We finally got the government
on our side.
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Do you know what would happen
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if they found out
there was a fourth bionic kid?
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It'd be an even number.
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I imagine
they'd be happy.
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Or they would take you away
and lock me up.
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And I can't
go back to prison.
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There was a farewell party,
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I gave a speech
and it'd just be awkward.
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Okay, I get it.
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I'll only use my arm
when it's absolutely necessary.
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Good.
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( fly buzzing )
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You know, technically
that was the fly's fault.
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ANNOUNCER: The world's
first bionic super humans,
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they're stronger than us,
faster, smarter.
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The next generation
of the human race is...
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Living in my basement?
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( students chattering )
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( clears throat )
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Students of Mission Creek,
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please welcome your bionic
super humans!
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( cheers and applause )
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And our trusty
little mascot Chase.
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Now that I'm in charge
of the bionic team,
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I'm gonna be taking them
to a whole new level.
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Believe me, you're going to be
seeing a lot more of us.
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Wow, this is amazing.
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It's like
we're celebrities.
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We are.
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And this is just
the beginning.
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I can't believe
that people are so shallow,
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they only like us
because we're bionic.
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This is awesome!
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There you go.
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One autographed
forehead for Pam.
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Hey, Janelle.
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Hi, Leo.
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Oh, hey, Adam!
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Can you help me
with my science fair project?
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Probably not,
but I'll give it a shot.
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My project is about you.
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Him?
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Why him?
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Because his bionics
are the most impressive.
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Can you tell me
how they work?
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Uh, yeah, I have a bionic chip
in the back of my neck
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that lets me do stuff,
uh, bionically.
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I was kind of hoping for a more
detailed explanation.
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I was, too.
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( school bell ringing )
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You know, I'm more
of a visual explainer,
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so maybe we can
meet up after school
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and I can use my eyes
to blow stuff up.
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Awesome.
Cool.
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I'm gonna
show you something,
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but you have to promise
not to tell anyone.
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A calculator watch?
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No, not that.
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I have bionics!
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You?
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Really?
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Yes, me.
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I have a bionic arm.
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Behold!
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Ha!
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Okay. It probably
just needs to warm up.
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Okay.
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Ha!
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Dah!
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That's adorable, Leo.
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I'd love to stick around,
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but I have to
super speed off to class.
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Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
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No, don't get up.
I got it.
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What's so funny?
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Oh, nothing.
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Agent Graham said the most
amazing piece of technology
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in the whole lab
is your hair.
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Ha-ha. Hysterical.
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You're 15 minutes late
for training.
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Actually, their training's
been put on hold
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until further notice.
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Didn't you read the memo?
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Oh, that's right.
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You're not on the memo list.
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They need their training
to maintain their bionics,
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not to mention
their missions--
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Yes, but right now
the most important mission
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is getting
our faces out there.
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That's why we're going on
an international press tour.
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Wait, no training
and we get to travel?
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Oh, can we go to Paris?
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Only after
we go to London.
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Yes!
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Look, I know we kind of
got off on the wrong foot
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with the whole
"me arresting you" thing.
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Hey, just tell me
we're going to Des Moines
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and all is forgiven.
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Then I guess
we're going to Des Moines.
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Yes! I love being
owned by the government.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Guys, this is completely
irresponsible.
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Mr. Davenport, we've been
training our whole lives.
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Don't we deserve
just a little bit of fun?
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I think you do.
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I also think you deserve
a little thanks
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for all you've done
for mankind.
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Don't you agree,
Mr. Davenport?
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Yes, of course, I do.
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But, Chase, tell him
how important training is.
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Well, Mr. Davenport
does have a point.
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I can show you where they keep
Einstein's brain.
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Training schmaning.
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Go pack your gear.
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Wheels up to New York
in 15 minutes.
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Ah, New York.
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The Des Moines of the East.
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This is insane.
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You're not qualified
to lead them.
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You don't even understand
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how their bionic
infrastructure works.
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And I really don't care.
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How many times
do I have to tell you
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to stay out of my way?
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Fine, I get it.
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You're in charge.
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But I'm not gonna stop being
involved in their lives.
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Oh, don't worry.
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There's still plenty
for you to do.
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We'll call you
our Mission Specialist.
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Mission Specialist?
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That's like being an intern.
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I mean, Leo is our
Mission Specialist.
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Then you can be
his assistant.
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And since
he's not here right now,
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you have the honor of
going on a smoothie run.
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Seriously?
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I'm a world
renowned scientist
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and you're gonna send me
on a smoothie run?
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You're right.
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That was inappropriate.
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You better clear it
with your supervisor Leo.
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Douglas, something's wrong
with my bionics.
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They're not working.
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I know.
I turned them off.
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You what?
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Turn them back on
or you will lead a sad
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pickle-free existence.
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When I implanted
your bionics,
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I installed a remote
deactivation feature
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so I can make sure
you don't get into any trouble.
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But I promised you
I wouldn't use them.
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You didn't trust me.
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Did you use them?
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Don't you change
the subject!
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Look, I didn't
take them away.
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I just deactivated them.
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Think of it as bionic
training wheels.
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I will take them off
when you have proven
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you can responsibly ride
your bionic...
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arm bike.
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That was more painful
than the accident
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that destroyed my arm.
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Bottom line, from now on
I control your bionics.
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Bottom line?
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Oh, hey, Mr. Davenport.
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( clears throat )
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What happened to you?
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Where have you been?
I've been calling for hours.
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I didn't even notice
you called.
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We've been
too busy flying around
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the country
doing meet and greets.
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Yeah, we kissed
a ton of babies.
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Their heads are
delicious.
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Here it is.
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Seventeen missed calls
and a text message
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with a mission alert.
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Well, how can
we help you yesterday?
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I had to go by myself.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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You should've called us.
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Ah, good news, team.
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This weekend
we're off to Paris.
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All right.
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Enough with the press tour.
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They have
important work to do.
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Because of you they missed
a mission and people got hurt.
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Well, that's unfortunate,
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but they have
other priorities right now.
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Oh, so getting your faces
in front of the camera is
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more important
than saving lives.
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We didn't say that.
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It's just
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things have changed.
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Well, I'm glad we had
16 years of bionic training
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so you could do the weather
for AM San Diego.
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That's tomorrow.
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You know what?
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I'm really disappointed
in you guys.
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All our hard work
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and all you care about is
being famous.
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Mr. Davenport--
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You know what?
Save it.
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I thought
you guys were heroes...
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but I guess I was wrong.
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Wow.
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Are we really doing
AM San Diego tomorrow?
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Wow, we really messed up.
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I know.
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We got so caught up
in our own hype
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that we completely
lost sight of who we are.
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I can't stop tasting
baby shampoo.
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There's my bionic team.
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Agent Graham,
we need to talk.
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We're done
with your press tour. Okay?
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We're going back to training
and focusing on missions.
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Excuse me?
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Mr. Davenport was right.
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People need us.
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Well, unfortunately,
he's not the boss anymore.
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I am.
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Why are you still
so caught up in this?
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You already got
your promotion.
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At first, it was about
the promotion,
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but now
that the world loves you,
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there is no limit
to how far I can take this.
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Well, we're done
with your dog and pony show.
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Well, hold on.
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Nobody said anything
about dogs and ponies.
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Look, I don't have time
for this.
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The White House
called this morning.
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The President is making
a special trip to meet you.
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Wait, the President
is coming here?
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Today?
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Yes.
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And if you don't show him
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that things are
running smoothly,
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I will make sure
you end up
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in a warehouse
sitting in cages
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like the circus
freaks you are.
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Any questions?
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Yes.
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Will there be dogs and/or ponies
at said warehouse?
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Hey, Janelle.
Need any help?
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Sure, can you put this
over there for me?
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I can think of a few places
I'd like to put this.
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But why do you need
a fake bionic man
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00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,056
when you have the real thing
standing right in front of you?
264
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:50,479
This again?
265
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,730
Leo, I'm really busy.
266
00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,351
I don't have time to talk
267
00:12:53,353 --> 00:12:55,453
about your make-believe
bionic arm.
268
00:12:57,157 --> 00:12:59,067
Okay.
269
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,279
Well, I've got something
that'll make you believe.
270
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,367
Did you just...
271
00:13:08,368 --> 00:13:10,168
Shoot a laser sphere
out of my hand?
272
00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:11,830
Yes, yes, I did.
273
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,713
Wow!
274
00:13:14,714 --> 00:13:16,474
You really are bionic.
275
00:13:16,466 --> 00:13:18,546
I told you.
276
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,678
Hey, check it out,
rapid fire.
277
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,984
Whoa! Whoa!
278
00:13:25,976 --> 00:13:28,016
Whoa!
279
00:13:28,018 --> 00:13:29,348
Janelle, look out!
280
00:13:32,392 --> 00:13:33,932
( bell ringing )
281
00:13:33,934 --> 00:13:34,994
Are you okay?
282
00:13:36,356 --> 00:13:38,316
Do I look okay?
283
00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:41,780
Well, you look fine now.
284
00:13:41,781 --> 00:13:43,241
It's the next few minutes
I'm worried about.
285
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,706
I don't care
if the President is coming.
286
00:13:47,707 --> 00:13:49,577
I don't want
any part of it.
287
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,709
Yeah, well, you were demoted
so you don't have a say.
288
00:13:53,253 --> 00:13:54,413
He's here.
289
00:13:54,414 --> 00:13:55,964
Everyone in position.
290
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,590
Mr. President,
welcome to the home
291
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,433
of the world's first
bionic superhumans.
292
00:14:06,426 --> 00:14:08,386
It's an honor to meet you,
Mr. President.
293
00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:09,638
I'm Chase--
294
00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:10,729
Good tidings, my lordship.
295
00:14:14,394 --> 00:14:15,614
You must be Adam.
296
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,277
And you must be
disappointed.
297
00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:20,439
I'm Bree.
298
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,530
Very nice to meet you.
299
00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:24,822
I just wanted to thank you
for all the lives you've saved.
300
00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:26,754
It was our honor, sir.
301
00:14:26,746 --> 00:14:28,656
Okay, team,
it's time to show
302
00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:31,488
our Commander-in-Chief
how your bionics work.
303
00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:32,831
Bree, you're up.
304
00:14:32,832 --> 00:14:34,872
Absolutely,
Agent Graham.
305
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,674
This is my super speed.
306
00:14:39,459 --> 00:14:40,799
Whoa!
307
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,135
What's the matter with you?
308
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,006
I don't know.
309
00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:50,308
I guess I've spent
so much time being a celebrity
310
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:53,310
instead of training
that I can't control my bionics.
311
00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:56,524
Bree, would you stop
messing around?
312
00:14:56,516 --> 00:14:58,276
The President is
standing right there.
313
00:14:58,278 --> 00:15:01,478
I know the President is
standing right there.
314
00:15:01,481 --> 00:15:03,571
Ahh.
315
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,445
( clears throat )
316
00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:08,487
Sorry about that, sir.
317
00:15:08,488 --> 00:15:10,328
Mr. President,
318
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:12,910
how about I demonstrate
my molecular kinesis?
319
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,292
Sure.
320
00:15:27,547 --> 00:15:28,927
Oopsie.
321
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,310
Graham, what is going on?
322
00:15:32,312 --> 00:15:35,522
It's fine.
323
00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:37,225
Everything's fine.
324
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:41,227
Adam, why don't you show
the President that thing
325
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,611
you do with your breath?
326
00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,525
Oh.
327
00:15:47,527 --> 00:15:49,527
Not that.
328
00:15:49,529 --> 00:15:51,369
The big force thing.
329
00:15:51,371 --> 00:15:53,241
Oh. You mean this?
330
00:15:56,626 --> 00:15:58,076
Okay, that's enough.
331
00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:01,129
Okay, that's enough!
332
00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:03,541
His bionic breath
must be stuck.
333
00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:06,223
Davenport,
do something!
334
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:09,846
Oh, look who finally
needs my help.
335
00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:12,179
Don't worry, Mr. President.
336
00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:14,552
I'm sure one of these buttons
will take care of everything.
337
00:16:14,554 --> 00:16:15,564
No, no, no!
338
00:16:15,555 --> 00:16:17,015
( screaming )
339
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,098
Uh-oh.
340
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,481
PRESIDENT:
Get me out of here!
341
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,656
Nice going, Graham.
342
00:16:27,657 --> 00:16:28,987
That's one way to get
noticed by your boss.
343
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,911
Smoothie?
344
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:36,584
( alarm ringing )
345
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,747
Don't worry, Janelle.
346
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:39,878
I'll save you.
347
00:16:39,879 --> 00:16:42,419
That's why I'm worried.
348
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,753
Cover your face.
349
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:55,193
You can stop spraying.
350
00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:56,765
The fire is out.
351
00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:05,453
I know, I was trying
to extinguish your rage.
352
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,570
You know, someday
we're gonna look back on this.
353
00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:16,213
And I'll still be angry.
354
00:17:17,617 --> 00:17:19,247
What just happened?
355
00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:21,209
I'm sorry.
356
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:23,161
I just want you to like me
as much as you like Adam.
357
00:17:23,163 --> 00:17:27,303
Leo, I like you
more than I like him,
358
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:30,047
which is strange because
you're always trying to kill me.
359
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,471
Yeah.
360
00:17:32,472 --> 00:17:33,842
It's not funny yet.
361
00:17:35,635 --> 00:17:39,095
I'm gonna go hose off.
362
00:17:43,183 --> 00:17:44,643
Hey!
363
00:17:44,644 --> 00:17:46,244
You swiped my remote!
364
00:17:48,027 --> 00:17:49,647
Uh-oh.
365
00:17:49,649 --> 00:17:51,649
Did you do this?
366
00:17:51,651 --> 00:17:53,651
See, this is why
I can't trust you
367
00:17:53,653 --> 00:17:55,123
with your bionics.
368
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,745
I'm sorry,
I had to use them.
369
00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:57,866
When Janelle
kept talking about Adam
370
00:17:57,867 --> 00:17:58,867
I got jealous, so--
371
00:17:58,868 --> 00:18:01,038
Oh, I get it.
372
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,330
This was all about a girl.
373
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,673
You were afraid
you were gonna lose her.
374
00:18:05,665 --> 00:18:07,665
Oh, I've been there.
375
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:08,667
You have?
376
00:18:08,668 --> 00:18:10,088
Not really.
377
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,089
Ladies love me.
378
00:18:13,973 --> 00:18:15,723
So I guess
you're going to turn off
379
00:18:15,715 --> 00:18:17,265
my bionics
permanently now.
380
00:18:18,678 --> 00:18:20,178
Tell you what,
381
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:23,060
as soon as
you clean up this mess,
382
00:18:23,062 --> 00:18:24,602
I'll start training you
383
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,284
on how to use
your bionics properly.
384
00:18:26,276 --> 00:18:27,356
Really?
385
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,987
Yeah.
386
00:18:28,988 --> 00:18:30,898
I can't expect you to know
how to drive a car
387
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:34,280
when your bionic arm bike
still has the kickstand on.
388
00:18:35,735 --> 00:18:36,865
Thank you.
389
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,906
You're welcome.
390
00:18:38,908 --> 00:18:40,998
Oh, one more thing.
391
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:43,542
Would you please?
392
00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:47,424
I haven't eaten all day.
393
00:18:52,592 --> 00:18:54,882
So, uh, Mr. President,
394
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,314
anything else
you'd like to see?
395
00:18:57,307 --> 00:18:58,887
Yes.
396
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,888
Your qualifications
for this job.
397
00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:03,891
Call Washington,
398
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,573
have them send a replacement
for this clown immediately.
399
00:19:06,566 --> 00:19:08,026
What? No.
400
00:19:08,027 --> 00:19:10,567
Mr. President,
we have a replacement.
401
00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:11,570
Him.
402
00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:14,773
The smoothie guy?
403
00:19:16,075 --> 00:19:17,905
He is not
the smoothie guy.
404
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,197
He's our father
and our real leader.
405
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,331
Agent Graham
doesn't care about our missions
406
00:19:24,334 --> 00:19:25,924
or helping people.
407
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,665
He just wants
to make money off of us.
408
00:19:28,998 --> 00:19:30,748
Is this true?
409
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,750
Sir, with all due respect,
410
00:19:32,752 --> 00:19:34,842
we can't let
a civilian control
411
00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:36,804
the world's most
powerful weapons.
412
00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:38,596
Weapons?
413
00:19:38,598 --> 00:19:40,508
They're not weapons.
414
00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,220
They're his children.
415
00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:45,403
You're done, Graham.
416
00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:46,435
Get him out of here.
417
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,476
But, Mr. President--
418
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,477
Wait.
419
00:19:49,729 --> 00:19:51,899
I just want you to know,
420
00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:53,441
we'll always have
Des Moines.
421
00:19:57,527 --> 00:19:59,777
Mr. Davenport,
422
00:19:59,779 --> 00:20:01,739
the government owes you
an apology.
423
00:20:01,741 --> 00:20:04,161
We had no right to come
between you and your family.
424
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:06,883
And, Mr. President,
we owe you an apology, too.
425
00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:08,786
Our bionics
didn't really glitch.
426
00:20:08,788 --> 00:20:10,628
We just had
to expose Graham
427
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:12,790
and show you that
he wasn't qualified to lead us.
428
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:14,592
I figured
something was up.
429
00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:16,264
I've seen the footage
of your abilities.
430
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,506
They're quite impressive.
431
00:20:19,098 --> 00:20:21,508
Listen, if you can
keep me briefed,
432
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,101
I see no reason
433
00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:24,602
why you shouldn't
resume control here.
434
00:20:24,604 --> 00:20:25,854
Thank you, Mr. President.
435
00:20:25,845 --> 00:20:27,645
Yeah.
436
00:20:27,647 --> 00:20:30,727
Oh, before I leave,
I need to do one more thing.
437
00:20:31,771 --> 00:20:32,771
Bam!
438
00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:35,784
Bionic selfie.
439
00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:39,657
It's for my daughter.
440
00:20:47,957 --> 00:20:52,037
Okay, Leo, this is
the expert training target.
441
00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:54,501
You'll be lucky
to even make contact.
442
00:20:56,836 --> 00:20:59,836
Triple bulls-eye?
443
00:20:59,839 --> 00:21:01,049
You were saying?
444
00:21:03,643 --> 00:21:05,313
Wow.
445
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,305
Good job.
446
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,057
A few more weeks
447
00:21:09,058 --> 00:21:10,848
I just might feel
comfortable enough
448
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:12,850
to take off
your training wheels.
449
00:21:12,852 --> 00:21:14,732
A few weeks?
450
00:21:14,734 --> 00:21:16,324
You have to be cautious.
451
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,696
You never know
when you'll accidentally
452
00:21:17,697 --> 00:21:18,697
lose control again.
453
00:21:20,069 --> 00:21:21,529
You're right, Douglas.
Yeah.
454
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,201
An accident can happen
at any moment.
455
00:21:25,455 --> 00:21:26,455
Ah!
456
00:21:29,909 --> 00:21:32,709
Oops.
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