Original subtitles

HEY, DID YOU GUYS KNOW WE HAD A STUDY ABROAD PROGRAM?

WHY WOULD I GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY TO DO SOMETHING I DON'T DO HERE?

LOOK, IT SAYS YOU GET TO SPEND A WHOLE SEMESTER AT A HIGH SCHOOL IN AUSTRALIA.

AND GUESS WHAT? I APPLIED!

COOL! KELLY PORTER WENT LAST YEAR.

SHE GOT SUCKER PUNCHED BY A KANGAROO.

WELL, ALL RIGHT. I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA.

UH, NO, NO, NO. NO WAY, THIS IS MY THING.

I CAN FINALLY BE ON MY OWN, I CAN STUDY,

TRAVEL, MAKE NEW FRIENDS.

I HATE TO BE A WET BLANKET--

NO, YOU DON'T.

BUT MR. DAVENPORT IS NEVER GONNA LET YOU DO THIS.

YOU CAN'T GO ON MISSIONS IF YOU'RE HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD.

WELL, SURE I CAN.

I MEAN, I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT ALL THE DETAILS YET,

BUT THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK.

NOT UNLESS THESE TWO CAN UNLOCK A NEW ABILITY

TO MAKE UP FOR YOU NOT BEING HERE.

OOH! MAYBE I CAN UNLOCK AN ABILITY

WHERE I DISAPPEAR AND REAPPEAR SOMEWHERE ELSE.

LET ME TRY.

( grunts )

DID IT WORK?

YOU DIDN'T DO IT LONG ENOUGH.

TRY IT AGAIN, THIS TIME MORE GRUNTING.

( grunting )

YOU DID IT! YEAH!

( all cheering )

ANNOUNCER: The World's first bionic superhumans.

They're stronger than us.

Faster. Smarter.

The next generation of the human race is...

Living in my basement?

BREE, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL ME?

I GOT THIS.

LOOK, WE ALL LIKE YOU,

BUT WE THINK TASHA COULD'VE DONE BETTER.

I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL THAT SAID YOU'D BEEN ACCEPTED TO STUDY IN AUSTRALIA.

WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY!

DID THEY MENTION WHAT DAY I'M LEAVING?

YOU'RE NOT GOING. WHY?

COME ON, BREE, IT WAS OBVIOUS. EVEN ADAM SAW THAT ONE COMING.

NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, ALREADY MOVED ON TO COLD CUTS.

YOU CAN'T ABANDON THE TEAM.

WHAT IF ADAM AND CHASE PICKED UP AND LEFT FOR A MONTH?

WELL, THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO TO AUSTRALIA.

I WOULDN'T JUST BE LEAVING YOU GUYS.

I CAN SUPERSPEED BACK ANYTIME YOU NEED ME.

THAT'S NOT THE ONLY ISSUE.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR BIONICS? YOUR TRAINING? YOUR CAPSULE?

MR. DAVENPORT, THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.

CAN'T WE AT LEAST DISCUSS IT?

WE JUST DID. YOU'RE NOT STUDYING ABROAD.

END OF CONVERSATION.

THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

DON'T WORRY, BREE, I'LL GET YOU TO AUSTRALIA.

( grunting )

HEY, CHECK IT OUT, EDDY.

I'M REPURPOSING ONE OF BIG D'S OLD PROJECTS

TO IMPRESS HIM WITH MY TECH SKILLS.

OH, SO NOW YOU'RE FAILING WITH HIS IDEAS.

HE CREATED A NEUROTRANSMITTER

TO HELP DIAGNOSE MEDICAL SYMPTOMS.

THE SOFTWARE IS BASED ON YOUR SMART HOME SYSTEM.

WELL, WE KNOW YOU'RE GOOD AT ONE THING--

STEALING.

IT'S REALLY COOL.

YOU SWALLOW THIS PILL

AND IT ATTACHES TO YOUR CEREBRAL CORTEX.

THEN IT DIAGNOSES THE PROBLEM

AND SENDS A REPORT TO MY COMPUTER.

WOW! WHO NEEDS DOCTORS WHEN THEY GOT

A 16-YEAR-OLD CRACKPOT WITH A MAGIC PILL!

HEY, SWEETIE. HOW'S IT GOING?

( sneezes )

GOOD. ARE YOU STILL SICK?

YEAH, I THINK THIS COLD IS GETTING WORSE.

FANTASTIC!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY OUT MY NEWEST INVENTION?

THE "SMART BODY" SYSTEM.

OH, NO, I AM NOT A GUINEA PIG.

NO, YOU'RE A DIFFERENT KIND OF--

SHUT IT!

OH, COME ON, MOM.

THIS WILL LET YOU KNOW IF THIS IS JUST A COLD

OR SOMETHING MORE SERIOUS.

LEO, I DON'T WANT SOME WEIRD GADGET

FLOATING AROUND INSIDE MY BODY.

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MEDICAL STUFF.

WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO. BIG D MADE THE TECHNOLOGY.

IT'LL ONLY TAKE A FEW HOURS TO WORK.

TRUST ME, IT'S TOTALLY SAFE.

I DON'T KNOW, LEO.

OKAY, I GET IT. YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ME.

THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING, SWEETIE. MOM!

OH, OKAY, FINE. GIVE ME THAT.

OH, AND BY LAW, I'M REQUIRED TO INFORM YOU OF THE POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS.

HEADACHE, NAUSEA, HAIR LOSS, RANDOM TWITCHING...

( gasps )

YOU KNOW WHAT,

IT'LL JUST BE FASTER IF YOU READ 'EM.

GUESS WHO JUST GOT INVITED TO THE PANIC INFERNO CONCERT TONIGHT?

OOH, BRENDAN DELANEY?

ME.

CAITLIN DOESN'T WANT TO GO ALONE BECAUSE SHE'S TOTALLY DEVASTATED.

WHY IS SHE DEVASTATED?

HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!

ISN'T THAT AWESOME?! WHOO!

BREE, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU CAN'T GO.

I HAVE TO EXTRACT YOUR BIONIC CHIPS TONIGHT

FOR A CRITICAL PERFORMANCE MODIFICATION.

CAN'T WE DO THAT TOMORROW?

NO. I'M GONE ALL DAY WITH A NEW PRODUCT LAUNCH.

LOOK, I WISH I COULD GO TO THE CONCERT, TOO.

YOU KNOW, I GET THE WHOLE ROCK AND ROLL THING.

UH, PEOPLE WHO GET THE ROCK AND ROLL THING

DON'T SAY, "I GET THE ROCK AND ROLL THING."

COME ON, MR. DAVENPORT, CAN'T I JUST--

NO, I'M SORRY, BREE, YOU CAN'T GO.

BEING BIONIC IS RUINING MY LIFE.

I CAN'T GO TO A CONCERT, I CAN'T GO TO AUSTRALIA, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!

YOU COULD GO GET ME SOME JUICE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T CARE.

I AM GOING TO THAT CONCERT.

BREE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CAN'T JUST--

( door slams )

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

WHAT I CAN'T BELIEVE IS CAITLIN HAD A BOYFRIEND.

( both laugh )

( blows nose loudly )

OKAY, THE CAPSULE HAD ENOUGH TIME TO WORK THROUGH YOUR BODY.

NOW I JUST NEED TO ACTIVATE THE SOFTWARE AND DOWNLOAD THE DIAGNOSIS.

SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF TROUBLE.

I SAY WE JUST PUT HER DOWN.

OKAY, DONE.

WE'RE UP AND RUNNING.

WAIT, WHERE'S THE DIAGNOSIS?

Eddy's voice: WHAT A SURPRISE. YOU MESSED UP AGAIN.

( both gasp )

EDDY?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHY DO I HAVE ARMS?!

AAH!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

I'M HIDEOUS.

( crying )

OH, NO. OH, NO!

WHEN I COPIED YOUR SCHEMATICS, I MUST HAVE ACCIDENTLY

TRANSFERRED YOU FROM OUR MAINFRAME TO THE PILL.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!

EDDY, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN MY MOM'S BODY.

NO, NO, NO!

AH, SHE EVEN CRIES UGLY!

OKAY, GUYS, WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME,

SO LET'S GET TO WORK ON YOUR CHIPS.

WHERE'S BREE?

UH...

SHE'S AT THE PANIC INFERNO CONCERT!

AHH, HE BROKE ME. THIS GUY'S GOOD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT TO THAT CONCERT

WHEN I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU JUMPED ON STAGE

AND BEGGED EVERY MEMBER OF THE BAND TO SIGN YOUR T-SHIRT.

( scoffs ) I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT.

I GOT ALL OF 'EM, DIDN'T I? HUH?

LOOK, THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!

YEAH, THANKS FOR SELLING ME OUT, GUYS.

OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE WENT THROUGH. HE GRILLED US!

I SAID, "WHERE'S BREE?"

AT THE CONCERT. OH, MAN, HE GOT ME AGAIN.

LOOK, BECAUSE OF YOU,

WE ARE THREE HOURS BEHIND.

NOW THE MODIFICATION'S GONNA TAKE ALL NIGHT.

NOW GO GET IN YOUR CAPSULE SO I CAN EXTRACT YOUR CHIP.

UGH, FINE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU LATELY.

YOU CAN'T JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WHENEVER YOU WANT.

TRUST ME, YOU HAVE MADE THAT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR.

MY LIFE IS NOT MY OWN.

( whirring )

HERE, MY CHIP.

ALL I WANT IS A LITTLE CONTROL OVER WHAT I DO.

YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM. THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

SO THAT MEANS I HAVE TO GIVE UP MY ENTIRE LIFE BECAUSE OF IT?!

YEAH!

WELL, IF BEING BIONIC IS GONNA STOP ME FROM HAVING THE LIFE THAT I WANT...

I DON'T WANT TO BE BIONIC ANYMORE.

BREE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GETTING MY FREEDOM.

BREE, NO! NO!

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

WELL, SHE SMASHED HER LITTLE CHIP--

I KNOW WHAT SHE DID!

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!

WELL, SHE PICKED UP THAT-- I GOT IT!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'VE DONE.

Both: OOH.

THEN YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE.

Both: OOH!

NOW HELP ME FIND THE REST OF YOUR CHIP SO I CAN TRY TO FIX IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT, NO.

Both: OOH!

EXCUSE ME?

I SAID "NO."

ADAM, CHASE, CAN YOU LEAVE US FOR A MINUTE?

I NEED TO SPEAK TO BREE ALONE.

NO, STAY.

THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO TALK ABOUT.

( sighs )

DON'T WORRY, MR. DAVENPORT, I'LL GO TALK TO HER.

NO. IF SHE DOESN'T WANT HER BIONIC ABILITIES, SHE'S OFF THE TEAM.

EDDY, I KEEP TRYING TO COME UP WITH A SOLUTION, BUT NOTHING'S WORKING.

I'M SHOCKED.

LOOK, WE'RE JUST LUCKY DAVENPORT'S BEEN IN THE LAB ALL NIGHT

AND HASN'T FOUND OUT YET.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE ANYWAY?

JUST FRESHENING UP.

TA-DA!

( screams )

DOESN'T SHE LOOK GREAT?!

BEING HUMAN IS AWESOME!

NOT ONLY CAN I GET SWEET REVENGE ON TASHA,

BUT I CAN ALSO DO THIS.

NOOGIE, NOOGIE, NOOGIE, NOOGIE, NOOGIE, NOOGIE!

( laughs )

STOP MESSING AROUND!

YOU NEED TO ACT NORMAL. PRETEND YOU'RE MY MOM.

SO AN INSUFFERABLE NAG. GOT IT.

HEY, LEO.

HEY!

HEY, ADAM, HOW ARE YOU?

WELL, MY "WORD OF THE DAY" CALENDAR SAYS "ELABORATE."

SO I GUESS I'M ELABORATE.

OOH!

WHOA! TASHA?

( laughs )

YOU LOOK GREAT!

OH!

MOM, YOU CAN'T HAVE THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING,

IT MAKES YOU SICK.

VIOLENTLY.

AHH. DELICIOUS!

( stomach gurgling )

UH...

( vomiting )

LEO, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OKAY, IT'S A LONG STORY, BUT I MADE A PILL,

MY MOM TOOK IT, AND NOW EDDY IS TRAPPED INSIDE HER BODY.

EH, IT HAPPENS.

I NEED TO RUN DOWN TO THE LAB AND FIX THIS.

JUST STAY HERE AND DON'T LET HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT.

GOT IT.

WELL, I'M OUT OF HERE.

WHOA, WAIT.

LEO SAID I'M SUPPOSED TO KEEP YOU HERE.

NO, HE DIDN'T. YES, HE DID.

NO, HE DIDN'T. YES, HE DID.

YOU KNOW WHAT, HE'S RIGHT IN THE LAB.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN DOWN THERE AND ASK HIM?

I'LL WAIT HERE. DON'T MIND IF I DO.

HEY, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING FROM THE MALL?

NOPE, I GOOD. THANKS FOR ASKING.

( laughs )

LEO, I JUST HAD THE MOST AWESOME DAY.

NOW THAT I DON'T HAVE BIONICS, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, WHENEVER I WANT.

KINDA BUSY. CAN I GET A RAIN CHECK ON CARING?

I JUST FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE NORMAL.

THIS MORNING I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET CAITLIN.

I WAS AN HOUR LATE. SHE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.

IT'S AWESOME!

IT'S A LITTLE BIT EARLY TO CASH IN THAT RAIN CHECK.

HEY, LEO, DID YOU TELL ME TO KEEP YOUR MOM HERE OR LET HER GO OUT?

KEEP HER HERE.

AH! COULD'VE GONE EITHER WAY.

HEADS UP. I JUST GOT A MISSION ALERT.

THERE'S A FIVE-ALARM FIRE AT A CHEMICAL PLANT

AND THE RESPONSE TEAM CAN'T CONTROL IT. SUIT UP.

WE HAVE TO GET AHEAD OF THIS THING BEFORE IT SPREADS.

CHASE, YOU'RE GONNA SCAN SATELLITE IMAGES

AND TRY TO PINPOINT ANYONE WHO'S TRAPPED.

ADAM, YOU'LL KNOCK DOWN THE COMPOUND WALL AND RESCUE THEM.

ME?

I'LL COME ALONG WITH YOU GUYS AND TRY TO HELP ANY WAY I CAN.

YEAH, YOU CAN COME ON THE MISSION, BUT NOT DRESSED LIKE THAT.

YEAH, THE FIRE'S ALREADY A TRAGEDY, DON'T MAKE IT WORSE.

JUST GO!

WELL, WHAT CAN I DO?

NOTHING. YOU'RE NOT ON THE TEAM ANYMORE.

EDDY, PICK UP, PICK UP!

AHH.

WHAT'S UP, PEANUT?

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND YOU FOR HOURS.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

MAKING ENEMIES.

LET'S JUST SAY TASHA'S NO LONGER WELCOME AT THE GAS STATION,

THE GROCERY STORE, THE DRY CLEANER, OR ZOO.

THE ZOO?

APPARENTLY YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KICK A LION

WHEN THEY'RE SLEEPING.

SHE'S GONNA BE SORE TOMORROW.

( laughs )

YOU'RE BACK!

WHERE ARE ADAM AND CHASE?

THEY'RE PUTTING THEIR GEAR AWAY.

OH, WELL, I MEAN, I WAS STARTING TO GET WORRIED.

YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOREVER.

LET ME GUESS, ADAM TRIED TO TRANSPORT YOU HOME

BY CLOSING HIS EYES AND GRUNTING?

ACTUALLY, ADAM WAS QUITE HELPFUL.

HEY, GUYS.

HOW WAS THE MISSION?

OH, IT WAS TERRIBLE.

YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT HAVING

MY NEXT BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A CHEMICAL PLANT,

BUT NOW I JUST-- I JUST DON'T KNOW.

WE RESCUED EVERYONE, BUT THE MISSION TOOK TWICE AS LONG.

ADAM AND I BARELY MADE IT OUT ALIVE.

YEAH, AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING,

HEAT VISION DOES NOT PUT OUT FIRES.

OH, WELL, I MEAN, I'M SURE IT WOULD'VE BEEN JUST AS DANGEROUS IF I HAD BEEN THERE.

NO, IF YOU HAD BEEN THERE, YOUR SUPERSPEED

WOULD'VE CREATED A VORTEX AND PUT OUT THE FIRE INSTANTLY.

CONGRATULATIONS, BREE.

I HOPE THAT BEING NORMAL IS WORTH IT.

( screams )

BIG D IS BACK.

GO UPSTAIRS AND HIDE.

IF HE SEES YOU, HE'LL FREAK!

OKAY, OKAY.

THERE'S JUST ONE LAST THING I NEED TO DO.

HELLO, REVERSE MOHAWK!

NO, NO, NO, NO!

( both grunting )

WHEW! YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE DAY I HAD.

YOURS LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WORSE.

YEP, SHE WINS. WE GOTTA GO.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

CAN I AT LEAST GET A LITTLE GOOD-BYE KISS?

OH, YOU WISH!

GET AWAY FROM ME, PEEWEE!

EW!

WAS THAT EDDY'S VOICE?

NO. YOU BETCHA!

( laughs )

LEO, WHAT DID YOU DO?

I PUT EDDY INTO A PILL, AND THEN GAVE IT TO MY MOM,

AND NOW HE TOOK OVER HER BODY,

BUT I ALSO GOT A B IN FRENCH, SO LET'S FOCUS ON THAT.

( laughs )

TASHA, ARE YOU IN THERE?

YES, AND I ONLY MARRIED YOU FOR YOUR MONEY, SO DUMP ME NOW.

EDDY!

( laughs )

OH, RELAX, DONNIE.

THE OLD BAG IS FINE.

BUT NOT FOR LONG!

FACE-PLANT!

NO!

WOW, SHE'S GOT SOME BOUNCE!

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, LEO?

ARE YOU REALLY THAT SURPRISED?

I'M GONNA GO JUMP OFF THE ROOF!

NO, YOU DON'T. SHE'S GONNA JUMP ON THE ROOF.

NO! COME BACK!

THIS IS MY NASAL EXTRACTOR.

WHY DID YOU CREATE A NASAL EXTRACTOR?

WHY DOES ADAM KEEP SHOVING THINGS UP HIS NOSE?

CONTINUE.

WAIT, THIS BABY REALLY PACKS A PUNCH.

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN USE IT ON HER.

I CAN!

WAIT, I'M NOT DONE YET!

THERE'S STILL A FEW PEOPLE THAT LIKE HER!

( whirring )

( muffled screams )

YES, I GOT THE CAPSULE!

OH. ( sighs )

( clears throat )

( chuckles )

TASHA.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHO DID IT?

AND WHY IS THERE RAW MEAT IN MY HOOD?!

THAT'S NOTHING. WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT'S IN YOUR PURSE.

( screams )

YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS WHY I'M HERE.

CHASE AND I DIDN'T MAKE IT OUT OF THE FIRE AND WE'RE GHOSTS?!

I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

YEAH, WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE APOLOGIZED WHEN WE WERE ALIVE.

LOOK, I JUST WANTED SOME FREEDOM FROM BEING BIONIC.

I NEVER MEANT TO PUT YOU GUYS IN DANGER.

WELL, YOU DID.

I KNOW.

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT ME INSTEAD OF US.

WE'RE A FAMILY.

I WAS BEING SELFISH AND I'M REALLY SORRY.

I WANT BACK IN.

GOOD.

WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE, WE GOTTA VOTE ON IT. HANDS?

I'M LOOKING FOR A THREE-FIFTHS MAJORITY AND SOMEONE TO CALCULATE IT.

ADAM, WE DON'T HAVE TO VOTE.

YEAH. GET OUT!

OH, RIGHT, FAMILY, FAMILY, YADA-YADA, I GOT IT.

BRING IT IN.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

MR. DAVENPORT, I MESSED UP, AND I'M SORRY.

I'M READY TO BE BIONIC AGAIN.

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY, BUT I CAN'T DO THAT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SHE APOLOGIZED AND SHE WANTS BACK IN.

I DIDN'T CREATE YOUR CHIP, MY BROTHER DID.

AND NOW THAT IT'S DAMAGED SO BADLY, I CAN'T DUPLICATE IT.

WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL EVER BE BIONIC AGAIN.

SO PLEASE TELL YOUR MOM, DAD, AND DOG

THAT I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.

YOU ARE LUCKY, MISTER.

IT TOOK ALL DAY, BUT I FINALLY MANAGED

TO SMOOTH OVER ALL THE MESSES EDDY MADE AROUND TOWN.

SO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA ARE BACK TOGETHER?

WHAT?!

NOTHING, I'M JUST GLAD THIS IS ALL BEHIND US.

( sighs )

HEY, DID ANYONE CATCH THE NEWS LAST NIGHT?

HI, I'M TASHA DAVENPORT,

REPORTING FROM THE SCENE OF A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT...

THIS!

COMING UP, AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MY BUTT.

( gasps )

HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M TASHA'S BUTT!

WHAT A BIG STORY!

( screams ) NO, NO, NO!