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Hey, Adam.

Attack me.

Oh, no, no, no.

I know how this works.

First, you will tell me to attack you,

I say "no," and then you taunt me till I snap.

It's not gonna happen.

Oh, it's on, little man!

Oh, no!

The Christmas ornaments are turning against us!

Nope, you just got pulse-waved

by my latest invention, Attack Orbs.

Huh?

When they perceive a threat

within five feet of me, they attack.

They're mobile robotic bodyguards.

Uh, impressive.

But have you ever thought about just lifting weights

or working out?

I designed them to protect you guys

from Douglas and Krane.

If I'm gonna be a true inventor

I have start making things without Big D.

And if I prove myself,

maybe he'll eventually let me be his business partner.

Right, 'cause every billionaire needs

an incompetent relative

who brings nothing to the table.

Speaking of...

Hey, guys.

Chase, why are you attacking Leo?

What?

Uh!

Awesome!

Do it again!

ANNOUNCER: The World's first bionic superhumans.

They're stronger than us.

Faster. Smarter.

The next generation of the human race is...

Living in my basement?

Well, if it isn't my employee of the week

and my weak employee.

Good one, Scott.

It's funny because she's bad at her job.

Yeah,well, I mean, I'd be better at it

but I have things that get in the way

like friends and a life.

( whistles )

Listen up, guys.

It's time for Tech Town's

annual design- your-own-app contest!

Does the fun ever end around here?

Yeah, usually when you show up.

( laughs )

( mocking laugh )

Don't do my laugh.

All entrants have 24-hours to upload their app

to our website.

Whoever has the most downloads by Friday

wins a $500 gift card.

And please apply yourselves this year,

I am so sick of winning.

Don't you worry, Scott.

I'm definitely going to app-ply myself!

Uh, no more tech puns.

A lady complained to corporate.

That was me.

Chase, no offense,

but you're clearly out of your league.

You're never gonna outshine the master.

The master?

You clearly have no idea who you're dealing with.

Ah, how could you turn on me like this?

I was your idol.

Yeah. Well, now you're my competition.

Sounds like you're challenging me.

And no one challenges me!

Except my mom. She is my ride.

( blows whistle )

Keep it going, people.

( grunts )

( screams )

( screams )

Hey, Leo.

Ugh. Hey, Janelle.

Fancy meeting you here, while I am getting jacked.

( grunts )

( grunts )

Feel the burn!

Are you done?

Yes.

Good news.

I got you front row seats for my play tomorrow night:

"The History of Mission Creek:

Two Hundred Years of Drought, Smallpox and Cattle."

So, what role do you play?

The founder of Mission Creek, Henrietta Schtump.

It follows her as she spends 16 weeks

in a covered wagon on a mission

to find a creek.

Oh, you hate it, don't you?

It's gonna be boring.

No, it won't.

I'll keep the audience interested...

even if I have to start the wave.

Go smallpox!

Well, howdy there, Miss Schtump.

( both click tongue )

Wait, wait.

You're in the play too?

Yeah, I play the guy

who gives her directions to the creek.

Check it out.

Ma'am, you're standing in it.

( school bell rings )

See ya, Leo, good luck with that sit-up.

Hey, I did one. It was spectacular.

Yeah. Oh.

You know, I think you and I

might have gotten off on the wrong foot.

That foot has been kicking my butt

for three years.

Anyway, the school board says

I got to be nicer to students.

So I'm offering you a non-threatening hug.

( grunting )

What are those?

Oh!

Those... are working better than I expected.

I'm gonna get it! Yes!

Bree, what's going on?

Scott unveiled his app early.

It's a game called Cavity Crushers.

Super addictive.

You save the world by smashing evil candy.

Uh, the candy's not evil.

It's just misunderstood.

Who would ever want to play that stupid game?

( all cheering )

Apparently everybody.

Behold,

my app, Structure Scan.

You can scan any item, and it lists

the elemental makeup of its molecular structure.

Eh?

This pen is 30% ink, 64% polymer

and 6% steel!

Come on, people, how fun is that?

( yawns )

Attention, Cavity Crushers.

I just unlocked a new level.

Follow me. We're going to Lollipop Lane.

Hoo-aah!

I don't get it.

Of course, you don't.

See, these people are having what we call fun.

Well, structure scans can be fun.

Oh, sure they can.

( beeping )

Oh, look. 100% loser.

( all laugh )

( clicking tongue )

Ma'am, you're standing in it.

( sighs ) No, wait.

You're standing in it.

( sighs )

You're standing in it!

What do you think?

Did you feel like you were standing in it?

All 76 times.

Honey, you're gonna be fine.

It's just one line.

( gasps )

The most important one line of the whole play.

Without me, she never finds Mission Creek.

It's the entire emotional thrust of the second act, Tasha.

Hello.

Donald, don't forget the school play is tomorrow night.

Good-bye. You're going!

Ah, come on.

Shouldn't we be discouraging his acting career?

Okay, guys, prepare to be wowed!

My new app: Dirt Alert!

It tells you the precise type of rock

or soil that's beneath you and how long it's been there.

You want to try?

Oh, I can't.

I got go pretend to care about his play.

Would you help me practice my line?

And miss the thrill of seeing it live?

Not a chance.

Ma'am, you're standing in it.

Ma'am... The door was standing in it.

Hey, Mom.

Don't "Hey, Mom" me, mister.

I got a call from the school saying

you tormented the gym teacher with some crazy devices.

What have I told you about taking things

like that to school?

Well, technically, I didn't take them to school.

Oh, so they just showed up on their own?

Exactly. We good here?

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

We're not finished.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Are these the devices?

Mom, stay five feet away from me.

Excuse me, you do not tell me what to do.

I will stand wherever--

( screaming )

Mom!

( groans )

It's about time somebody invented

something useful around here.

What just happened?

How much do you remember?

Leo!

Okay, the orbs I invented shot you across the room

because they can't tell the difference

between a real threat and a Mom threat.

I am not saying you're not threatening.

You're scary.

I want you to get rid of them.

Now!

Good news, Tasha!

You went viral.

( screaming )

( screams )

I don't know why you're so upset,

you're gonna knock Puppy Farts

right out of the top spot.

Ten minutes left to enter,

and mine is the most downloaded app by far.

Ah, am I really gonna win again?

Okay, guess I am.

Victory lap!

Please don't run.

It's just awkward for all of us.

Girls.

Hold it, Scott.

Hello, everybody, I'm back.

( all sigh )

No, no, no, I have a new app.

( all sigh )

Say hello to your new BFF, Cheddy.

The virtual assistant who does everything.

Hello, Cheddy. What's going on tonight?

Good evening, Chase.

I've ordered your favorite pizza,

got you VIP concert tickets,

and completed all current homework assignments.

Is there anything else, sir?

That will be all, Cheddy.

He's available for downloading now.

Chase, what do you think you're doing?

That is Mr. Davenport's technology.

No, he created Eddy.

This is Cheddy.

I don't ch-care, you ch-stole his ch-idea.

Cheddy is the original version of Eddy,

which was actually a very helpful program.

It took him years to turn

into the complete jerk we all know and loathe.

It is still Eddy.

You're not listening. It's Cheddy.

Leo, you ready to go to the play?

Why are those still here?

I thought I told you to get rid of them yesterday.

Yes, but I ran into a little problem.

What's the problem?

I can't turn them off.

What?

That's it. I'm calling Donald.

No! I need to show him I can do things on my own.

Don't worry, I will figure something out after the play.

You better.

I can't handle any more disasters.

You do realize we're going to see a play

with Adam in it, right?

Ha! My app is outselling Scott's ten to one.

How's it feel to be related to the guy who's gonna win?

As embarrassing as ever.

What are you so proud of? It's Mr. Davenport's creation.

Bree, people in the tech world borrow ideas

from one and other all the time.

I doubt he'd even care.

Well, there he is. Why don't you go ask him?

( gasps ) Mr. Davenport?

What are you doing here?

You're not gonna believe this

but somebody stole Eddy

and he is selling him as Cheddy

on the Tech Town website.

What?

That's terrible.

I know, it's terrible.

You should go home and rest. I'll call the app police.

Oh, no, no. I'm not leaving until I find out who did it.

You know what?

Perhaps I should speak to a manager.

Oh, no. There's no--

I'll get him.

May I help-- Oh, it's you.

Mm-hmm, it's me and I have a problem with Cheddy.

Oh, hear that, Chase?

He has a problem with your Cheddy app. ( laughs )

I'll let you handle this one.

Hoo-ah!

Chase, I am really disappointed in you.

You stole Eddy.

Oh, no, Mr. Davenport, you're not listening.

It's Cheddy.

My goodness, this harrowing journey has cost us dearly,

but we have to keep searching.

We shall dump our dead relatives at the next trading post.

( snoring )

Go smallpox!

Come on, people, got to get your hips into it.

( clears throat )

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoo!

Ooh, this is it. Adam's big line.

Excuse me, good sir,

I'm on a mission to find a creek.

Pray tell, have you seen one?

Line!

Ma'am, you're standing in it!

Quiet, Tasha, I'm trying to do a play.

Look, I know you're angry.

But if you hadn't invited Eddy,

then I couldn't have invented Cheddy,

so in a way this is all on you.

Taking credit for what isn't yours is wrong.

Especially when what isn't yours is mine.

Yes. I know, but everybody loves Cheddy

and if I tell them that it wasn't mine

then it could crush my reputation.

You're young. You'll recover.

Or maybe you won't. I really don't care.

Again, I'll go get the manager.

You're touching, you're touching, you're touching.

This is really difficult for me to say.

He didn't create the Cheddy app,

he stole it.

See? Easy.

It's Mr. Davenport's.

I didn't want to lose,

so I tried to pass his technology off as my own.

You know, Chase, admitting that was very big of...

your sister.

Now it's time for my victory lap. ( laughs )

Good news, Chase, your night's about to get worse.

Everybody who bought the Cheddy app

wants their money back.

What, why?

CHEDDY: Tickets to a movie? Sure.

Which of your imaginary friends will be joining you?

Nice shirt.

Too bad about the face.

Daily reminder.

No one likes you!

Oh, no.

Cheddy is using the computing power of all these devices

to evolve into snarky Eddy faster.

Never mind that.

You also forgot that Eddy's software is self-replicating.

He's gonna start infecting other devices soon.

Uh, I think he already has.

( beeping )

Hey, look!

Now I'm annoying in HD!

( sighs )

Trent!

Hey.

I was fake nice to you,

and you blasted me.

All right, now the school board says

that I can't torture you physically,

but they didn't say anything about taking your ticket and

ruining your life.

No!

Hey!

No! You can't do that!

Come on!

I can't believe I'm actually fighting to get into this thing.

How are we gonna shut this thing down?

Well, we're gonna have to delete the app at its source.

I can reset Eddy's mainframe from here

unless you stole my app that does that, too.

Okay, as soon as I shut down

and reboot the lab's network,

we should all be Cheddy free.

( beeping )

( beeping )

What's happening? I'm pixelating!

I'm pixelating!

( sighs ) Okay.

( sighs ) The Cheddy app is deleted.

Crisis averted.

Except for you, your crisis is just beginning.

( laughs ) Woo-hoo! Victory lap!

( cheering )

Hoo-ah!

Let us stop here for tonight and set up camp.

( grunting ) All right, Trent, you leave me with no choice.

I am breaking the doors down.

Oh, no, please don't.

Here I come.

( screaming )

( groans )

Aahh! Totally fell for it!

( cheering )

Oh, no.

Oh, the flying balls of doom!

How did they get out?

No!

Out of my way! You're all losers!

Oh, save me!

Take that! Yeah!

Whoa! My shoes, these are my good shoes! Leave me alone!

( screams )

Oh! Okay. Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Save me! Save me! Save me!

Oh, no! Whoa! Whoa!

Dooley! Make it stop!

Adam, help!

No, you help.

Go ask someone what my line is.

Leo, do something!

Working on it, Mom.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Sorry. Get out of the way.

You are ruining my play!

I am flying around on a metal ball.

Can we please not turn on each other right now?

( sighs )

That's it.

I can make them turn on each other!

( grunts )

What'd we miss?

Oh. Ma'am, you're standing in it.

Leo, these orbs are some of the best work you've ever done.

You know, when you invent things you learn through failure.

And while this was an epic failure, I mean,

probably the worst failure I've ever seen, I mean,

wow!

People were running. I got it.

It was also, if you let it be, an epic learning experience.

You know, it's a long road up that mountain, my genius.

I know, I'll get there.

( chuckles )

Now you're just talking crazy.