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Hey, guys, check it out.
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We just got our first paychecks
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from Tech Town.
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Nice! What are you gonna spend
it on? A video game? New kicks?
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A birthday gift for a sibling
who wants a video game
and new kicks?
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Nope. I'm gonna open
a savings account.
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I want to like you,
but you make it so hard.
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The job also comes with perks.
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The new ePhone 7?! Those aren't
even out yet! How'd you get one?
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Well, Leo, as a rising star
of the Tech Town empire--
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We all got one.
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People are already lined up
for the big release Friday.
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You should've seen the crazed
looks in their eyes when
I walked by with this thing.
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Yup, that's the look.
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This version's got the new
auto-centering feature
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to help you
take better selfies.
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[camera clicks]
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Yeah, I don't photograph well.
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Point that bad boy over here.
You're gonna want to record
this perfection.
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I'm Adam Davenport,
and this is "Bionic Bowling."
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Adam is six-foot-two,
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a rare combination of incredible
strength and not much else.
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[exhales deeply]
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- [Leo] Oh, yeah! Ohh!
- Whoo!
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I'm Chase Davenport, and this
is "Molecular Kinesis Bowling."
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[Leo] A native of Mission Creek,
Chase's hobbies include
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being a tattle-tale
and creeping out girls.
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Oh! Oh,
the dreaded 7/10 split!
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Devastating.
Just devastating.
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[makes whimpering noises]
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You were saying?
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Oh, it's on!
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I'm still Adam Davenport,
and this is "Blastwave Bowling."
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[yelling]
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[groaning]
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[Leo] And we have a loser!
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[man] The world's first
bionic superhumans:
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they're stronger than us,
faster, smarter.
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The next generation
of the human race is--
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Living in my basement?
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All right, huddle up, team.
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Tomorrow's our biggest day
of the year.
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For us techies,
this is our World Series.
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And I'm your
starting quarterback.
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- [popping sound]
- Oh!
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Go, team!
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[weak grunt]
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Scott, I've studied
all the specs.
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Ready to assist
any customer who needs help.
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Great, 'cause we're
gonna have more people
in this store than ever before.
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Any questions?
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Can we not do the sale?
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Caitlin, remember what I said?
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Think before you speak,
and then don't speak.
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You OK?
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I'm fine.
Just not a big fan of crowds.
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When I worked at the
Pretzel Hut, we had this big
three-for-one sale.
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It was a madhouse,
and the customers
wouldn't leave me alone.
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They all wanted the last
cinnamon pretzel, so I did what
any sane person would do:
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I ate it.
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Then I sprayed everyone
with hot butter and ran.
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Anyway, I'm gonna go
grab a pretzel.
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Mr. Davenport,
what are you doing here?
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We're not allowed
visitors at work.
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[scoffs] I'm not a visitor.
I'm a celebrity.
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And this celebrity
needs a favor.
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Tomorrow is my anniversary,
and all Tasha wants is that
stupid ePhone.
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Even though I can make
something better out of junk
from the trash.
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[scoffs]
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So, if I get her one early,
it will make her feel special.
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So just go grab me a phone
so I don't have to
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stay in line all night
with these losers.
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No way.
I could lose my job.
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You have to go wait in line.
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[chuckles]
Seriously?
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Now!
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[grunts]
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Fine!
Where's the end of the line?
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See that security guard
with the golf cart?
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Yeah, that's not so bad.
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Well, you might want to
stop and ask him for a lift
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'cause the line ends
a mile past that.
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Whose limo's blocking
the bus lanes?
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I don't know but I always
wanted to ride in one.
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They look so classy.
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[trumpet]
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Mornin', sewer sacks!
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Then again, looks
can be deceiving.
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Sorry about
blocking the bus lanes.
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Can't walk too far in these.
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Haven't worn heels this high
since I did the pageant tour.
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You were in beauty pageants?
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Yep, never won though.
Apparently, it's not a talent
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to squat-lift a 250-pound
barbell while rocking a bikini.
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And yet, look how far
it's got you.
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Here's a fiver, Butch.
Keep the heater pumping.
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So, how did you get a limo?
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Daddy Davenport just gave me
a big chunk of hush money
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for keeping your bionic secret.
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I'm wearing
your college funds, kids!
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Gather 'round, pus pockets.
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Since I have come
into some recent moolah,
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I have decided to start
giving back...
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to myself.
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I hereby announce that
I'm retiring as principal
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effective end of the week.
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Yes! I dreamed
this day would come!
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Oh, it's time, people.
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Are you done?
'Cuz I gotta wash that off.
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You bought the school a hot tub?
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No, I bought it for me and I'm
taking it with me when I go.
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Much like the vending machine.
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Ooh. Ahh.
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Oh...
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Oh, yeah. Take that
undiagnosed skin condition.
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Excuse me.
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Hi. Yeah,
I know what you're thinking.
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It really is me.
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Look I... I really,
really need a phone.
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Wife's anniversary,
blah, blah, blah...
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Anyways, is there any way
that I could sneak...
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All right, hang in there, guys.
Only 15 hours left.
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Also, if anyone needs
to use the restroom,
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shoulda thought of that
before you camped out
for a phone.
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Ooh, hot tub's empty.
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You better take your phone
out of your pants.
I'm gonna throw you in.
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- My phone... it's gone!
- Perfect, let's do this.
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Stop! It has
our bionic bowling on it!
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If someone sees it,
our secret will be exposed.
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I must've left it
back at the store.
Come on!
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I have never
seen you this happy.
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I know! With Perry leaving,
this baby bird is ready to fly.
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[door opens]
[horn blares]
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Keep your legs warm in case we
need to make a hasty retreat.
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00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:02,640
Listen up.
I am happy to announce
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that after an exhaustive
22-minute search,
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I have found
your new principal!
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Hey-o!
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Trent?!
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That's right, Dooley.
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Your new schedule.
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First period: theatre,
where you'll perform
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a one-man version of Annie
for the entire school.
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Then marching band,
where you'll
be the drum major's baton!
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00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,104
And then gym class where...
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well, your embarrassment
there goes without saying.
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Chase! It's not even your shift,
and you're here. I'm impressed.
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I'm not here to work, actually.
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I think I just left my phone
on the prodigy bar.
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00:10:51,111 --> 00:10:52,691
Oh, you mean our packing area?
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Ahh!
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Someone must've packed my phone
with the others.
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00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,201
We have to find it!
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00:11:02,202 --> 00:11:04,662
Whoa, "we"? I just came
to watch you freak out.
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00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,745
All right, it's game time!
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00:11:07,748 --> 00:11:11,668
Scott, can you delay opening for
a minute so I can find my phone?
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Let me run it up the
corporate ladder.
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Tick, tick, tick, tick, no.
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Release the herd!
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00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,801
Noooo!
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00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:25,404
Oh, yeah!
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00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,357
Now, this is the show
I bought tickets to.
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She started it!
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Caitlin, guard the phones
and don't let anyone touch them.
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Gotta go find whoever
this belongs to.
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Man, we're never gonna
be able to look for the phone
with her on guard.
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Nope. But hey,
look on the bright side.
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What's the bright side?
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I don't know, I'm just trying
to be a more positive person.
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00:12:05,846 --> 00:12:08,226
They're not prisoners!
They like living in my basement!
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No. No-no-no!
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She pushed me into you.
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Fight, fight, fight, fight...
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Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
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[whistle blows]
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All right, I got some good news
and I got some bad news.
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The bad news is I'm instituting
a school uniform policy.
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[all grumbling]
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The good news is only
Dooley has to wear it.
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Come on out, sweet prince.
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[giggling]
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What are you laughing at?
This is your new uniform.
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Why are you dragging me
into this? What did I do?
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A: You're related to him and
B: I don't even really know.
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He cannot be principal!
He is worse than she is!
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OK, I cannot believe
I'm saying this...
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but we have
to make Perry stay.
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What are you
doing down there?
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Just checking
on my veggie dumplings.
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Principal Perry, are you
sure you want to retire?
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I mean the position
of principal
comes with prestige.
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You're shaping America's youth.
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If I cared about
shaping our youth,
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I'd still be teaching
swim lessons down at the swamp.
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00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,512
Hey, kid sees a gator comin',
he'll swim!
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00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,668
Look, this is not gonna work.
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00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:02,839
The only way to persuade
someone like that
is with bribes,
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00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,882
and she already has money.
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00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:06,644
But what if she didn't?
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00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:09,516
We still have a few hours
before her official resignation.
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00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:13,769
If we can get her
to spend all her money,
she would have to stay!
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00:14:13,773 --> 00:14:15,743
I don't know,
seems kinda crazy.
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00:14:15,735 --> 00:14:17,435
- Look at your outfit.
- I'm in.
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00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,980
Principal Perry, to celebrate
your last day, we would
like to take you shopping.
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00:14:23,984 --> 00:14:25,544
Pass. Rather die.
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00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:33,288
Come on. With my super speed,
I can take you anywhere:
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00:14:33,293 --> 00:14:37,213
Beverly Hills,
New York's 5th Avenue...
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00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:40,667
Well... I am an uptown girl.
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00:14:42,342 --> 00:14:44,172
Fine. But before we go,
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can you grab that stray dumpling
bobbing around my big toe?
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00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,007
No, no, no, no, wait--
I can get it.
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00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,970
Oh. There, got it.
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00:14:52,973 --> 00:14:54,313
Want a bite?
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00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:01,228
You know what's weird?
I kinda want a bite.
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00:15:04,864 --> 00:15:07,494
Uh-oh. We got
another scuffle in line.
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00:15:07,487 --> 00:15:10,657
Some old, rich guy
tried to take a cutsy,
and that's a Tech Town no-no.
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00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,742
I'm gonna need some muscle.
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Caitlin, come with me.
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00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:21,379
OK, he's gone.
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Make up an excuse
to look at customers' phones.
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What do I say?
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I don't know!
Be creative!
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00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:32,388
Can I borrow your phone?
My car broke down
and I need to call a tow truck.
224
00:15:32,392 --> 00:15:35,652
You see, my wife's making me
dinner and she gets upset
when I'm late and--
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00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:36,975
Whoa! Hold on, I'm not done.
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00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:42,018
She's making lasagna,
and it's my favorite.
OK, now.
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00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,276
Hey, where's your uniform?
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00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:49,988
Trent sent it to the tailor.
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00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:54,620
He didn't think
it was "snug enough."
Where's Perry?
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Oh, she wanted
to make an entrance.
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[trumpet blares]
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Greetings, peasants!
It's fashion time!
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00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:12,299
No offense, but you're
50 years late for the prom.
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00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,146
Man, we can't keep this up.
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00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:21,769
We gotta get to the boxes
before the customers
get to them.
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00:16:26,816 --> 00:16:31,906
- Can we just--
- You are messing with the wrong
girl on the wrong day.
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00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,915
Dude, what are we gonna do?!
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00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:38,576
Don't worry.
We're gonna find your phone.
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00:16:38,578 --> 00:16:41,248
No one will ever know,
including Mr. Davenport.
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00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,751
You're right. Thank you.
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00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,054
Hey, look who's here.
242
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,626
Hi, Mr. Davenport!
243
00:16:49,339 --> 00:16:52,509
[both screaming]
244
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:05,071
All right. We're almost there.
We just have to finish
245
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:08,355
booking this trip to Spain
so Perry can run with the bulls.
246
00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:11,148
Poor bulls.
They don't stand a chance.
247
00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:14,532
[groans]
248
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,924
Uh, we need your credit card
for one last purchase.
249
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:20,827
Forget it,
I'm done buying stuff.
250
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:24,790
I thought all this junk would
make me happy, but it doesn't.
251
00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:28,797
I'm outta here.
252
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,630
Well, I...guess I should
get used to Principal Trent.
253
00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:37,563
Better go freckle up.
Got two shows and a matinee.
254
00:17:39,179 --> 00:17:40,599
All right, you two,
255
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,770
grab this stuff
and toss it in my blimp.
256
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,653
You know what? No.
257
00:17:46,646 --> 00:17:49,316
Do it yourself, Terry.
258
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,359
Excuse me?
259
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:54,151
You're not our principal
anymore, so you can't
tell us what to do.
260
00:17:54,154 --> 00:17:57,964
Yeah, she's right.
We're done
taking orders from you.
261
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,040
I said grab my stuff,
fungus pigeons!
262
00:18:05,004 --> 00:18:06,884
Ahh!
263
00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:10,126
Wait. This feeling...
264
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,340
It's what's missing!
265
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:15,012
None of this junk
will make me happy.
266
00:18:15,014 --> 00:18:17,724
What really matters
in life is...
267
00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:20,677
treating people poorly
for my own amusement.
268
00:18:22,642 --> 00:18:27,692
And nothing makes me feel
more complete than doing it
to you twerps.
269
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,650
- What a wonderful life lesson.
- Yeah.
270
00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:36,623
Guess I'm not
gonna retire after all.
271
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,116
It's back to my original plan
of working till I drop,
272
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,659
and then getting stuffed
and mounted over the gym door.
273
00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:49,085
You know what's weird?
I kinda wanna see that.
274
00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:56,723
Man, we've checked
every single phone!
275
00:18:56,716 --> 00:18:59,016
I can't believe I did this.
276
00:18:59,018 --> 00:19:02,808
After all Mr. Davenport
has done to protect
our bionic secret...
277
00:19:02,812 --> 00:19:04,562
...I blew it.
278
00:19:04,564 --> 00:19:06,734
Ah! I'm warning you.
279
00:19:06,726 --> 00:19:09,106
Don't even think about causing
any more trouble.
280
00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:12,768
I have a really high scream
and I'm not afraid to use it.
281
00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:16,204
Mr. Davenport,
can I talk with you?
282
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,076
Unless you wanna give me a free
ePhone, I don't want to hear it.
283
00:19:18,077 --> 00:19:22,327
I think you do.
I messed up. I may have--
284
00:19:22,332 --> 00:19:26,092
Go home, everybody!
The sale's over!
We're out of phones!
285
00:19:27,086 --> 00:19:29,626
[all grumbling]
286
00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:31,549
Wait, what about
the display model?
287
00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:34,841
[Chase]
Oh, no, no, no, no!
288
00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:37,564
- Leo!
- Oh, he really doesn't
photograph well.
289
00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:41,178
Yeah, I suppose we could
sell the display model.
290
00:19:43,763 --> 00:19:47,983
[yelling in slow-motion]
291
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,526
Stop it!
292
00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:05,331
Look at you people!
It's just like the last pretzel,
293
00:20:05,325 --> 00:20:09,745
except it's a stupid phone!
This is why I hate crowds!
294
00:20:09,749 --> 00:20:14,289
You're all loving gadgets
when you should be
loving each other!
295
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,721
Caitlin, you're fired.
296
00:20:25,345 --> 00:20:26,685
May I ask why?
297
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:36,203
So, what did you
want to tell me?
298
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:40,355
That... if you wanna
buy something for Tasha,
299
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,700
you might wanna hurry
'cause the mall closes at 9:00.
300
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,541
So you're not gonna
miss this stuff at all?
301
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,513
Nah, just the hot tub.
302
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,335
The school board
deemed it "inappropriate."
303
00:20:58,338 --> 00:21:01,838
If cooking your dinner
in the same vat of water
you bathe in is inappropriate,
304
00:21:01,841 --> 00:21:04,051
then I don't
want to be appropriate.
305
00:21:05,685 --> 00:21:07,225
How'd Trent take the news?
306
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,436
Eh, he was upset
till I decided to spring
307
00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:10,649
for a new gym teacher uniform.
308
00:21:11,651 --> 00:21:13,601
New uniform?
309
00:21:13,603 --> 00:21:15,233
I can help with that.
310
00:21:16,486 --> 00:21:18,236
Come on out, Trent.
311
00:21:23,703 --> 00:21:27,043
I look ridiculous...
312
00:21:28,077 --> 00:21:30,617
...ly awesome!
313
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,371
Best demotion ever!
314
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,587
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