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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:15,122 GREAT. EVERYTHING IN THE LAB IS OFFICIALLY USELESS, 2 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,786 AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO REPAIR IT. 3 00:00:17,788 --> 00:00:20,148 I KNOW MY MOM DIDN'T MARRY YOU FOR YOUR MONEY, 4 00:00:20,151 --> 00:00:23,591 BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN PUTTING UP WITH YOUR ANTICS FOR NOTHING. 5 00:00:23,594 --> 00:00:26,134 MR. DAVENPORT, TAKE YOUR TIME WITH THE LAB. 6 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:28,427 I DON'T MIND STAYING UP HERE. 7 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:31,159 I MEAN, IT WON'T MAKE UP FOR LIVING IN A BASEMENT FOR 16 YEARS, 8 00:00:31,162 --> 00:00:32,432 BUT IT'S A START. 9 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:35,043 WE DON'T HAVE TIME. 10 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,635 YOUR CAPSULES HAVE REGENERATIVE CAPABILITIES. 11 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:41,139 THEY'RE CRUCIAL TO YOUR BIONIC INFRASTRUCTURES. 12 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,542 HUH? 13 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,723 LET ME HELP YOU. 14 00:00:44,715 --> 00:00:46,775 CAPSULE GOOD! 15 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,050 BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN IN MY CAPSULE ALL WEEK, AND I FEEL FINE. 16 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,393 WELL, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 17 00:00:55,386 --> 00:00:56,756 BEFORE YOUR BIONICS GO HAYWIRE. 18 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:59,227 DO YOU KNOW WHEN EXACTLY, 19 00:00:59,230 --> 00:01:01,230 'CAUSE I HAVE A HAIRCUT ON TUESDAY, AND IF I GLITCH IN THE CHAIR, 20 00:01:01,232 --> 00:01:04,142 I'M JUST GONNA END UP LOOKIN' LIKE THAT TRAIN WRECK. 21 00:01:04,135 --> 00:01:05,795 LOOK, I GET IT. 22 00:01:05,796 --> 00:01:08,166 I'M SHORT, I LOOK LIKE A LADY GOLFER, 23 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,699 AND I HAVE A TERRIBLE HAIRCUT. 24 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:11,370 WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 25 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,642 HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE? 26 00:01:15,506 --> 00:01:17,776 LOOK, THE LONGER YOU GO WITHOUT YOUR CAPSULES, 27 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,678 THE MORE LIKELY YOU'LL GLITCH. 28 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,280 SO DON'T USE YOUR BIONICS TILL I GET ENOUGH MONEY 29 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:23,513 TO REBUILD THE LAB. 30 00:01:23,514 --> 00:01:26,794 UH-OH, I FEEL A GLITCH COMIN' ON. 31 00:01:28,659 --> 00:01:30,389 OW! 32 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:32,691 YOU KNOW WHAT? I FEEL ONE COMIN' ON, TOO. 33 00:01:35,226 --> 00:01:39,496 HEY, IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN YOU HURT ME. 34 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,500 IT'S JUST RUDE. 35 00:01:43,474 --> 00:01:46,184 Man: THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC SUPERHUMANS. 36 00:01:46,177 --> 00:01:48,207 THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US. 37 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,339 FASTER, SMARTER. 38 00:01:50,341 --> 00:01:52,681 THE NEXT GENERATION OF THE HUMAN RACE IS... 39 00:01:52,683 --> 00:01:54,553 LIVING IN MY BASEMENT? 40 00:02:31,882 --> 00:02:34,232 OKAY, EVERYBODY, FAMILY MEETING TIME. 41 00:02:34,225 --> 00:02:36,685 ADAM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RAISE YOUR HAND TO SPEAK. 42 00:02:36,687 --> 00:02:37,887 JUST TALK. 43 00:02:37,888 --> 00:02:39,828 OH, NO, I'VE GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY. 44 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:42,560 I WAS JUST AIRIN' OUT MY PITS. 45 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,403 THE REASON I CALLED THIS MEETING 46 00:02:44,395 --> 00:02:45,935 IS BECAUSE WE HAVE TO MAKE SOME CUTBACKS 47 00:02:45,936 --> 00:02:47,736 IN THE FAMILY BUDGET, STARTING WITH 48 00:02:47,738 --> 00:02:49,698 LOSING OUR CELL PHONES. 49 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:50,870 WHAT? 50 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,741 DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? 51 00:02:52,743 --> 00:02:54,583 I JUST MOVED OUT OF A BASEMENT. 52 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:57,545 I NEED THIS PHONE. 53 00:02:57,548 --> 00:02:59,878 BUT I DON'T GET IT. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? 54 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,950 PHONE GONE. WE POOR NOW. 55 00:03:02,953 --> 00:03:04,823 ( gasps ) 56 00:03:04,815 --> 00:03:08,385 GUYS, STOP COMPLAINING. 57 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,959 THIS IS WHAT YOU DO FOR FAMILY. YOU MAKE SACRIFICES. 58 00:03:10,961 --> 00:03:12,661 THIS INCLUDES YOU, TOO. 59 00:03:12,663 --> 00:03:16,703 I BARELY KNOW YOU PEOPLE. I'M KEEPING MY PHONE. 60 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:20,367 DON'T WORRY, DONALD AND I WILL BE GIVING UP OUR PHONES, TOO. 61 00:03:20,371 --> 00:03:21,731 WELL, YOU WILL. 62 00:03:21,732 --> 00:03:24,682 LOOK, THE SOONER WE GET MONEY, 63 00:03:24,675 --> 00:03:27,475 THE SOONER WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR REGULAR LIVES. 64 00:03:27,478 --> 00:03:30,508 WE NEED CASH. IDEAS. 65 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,641 OOH, I CAN MAKE SOME DESSERTS, AND WE CAN HAVE A BAKE SALE. 66 00:03:32,643 --> 00:03:36,293 GREAT, THAT'LL BUY US A LAMP. 67 00:03:36,287 --> 00:03:39,547 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU DO A STUNT LIKE THAT GUY ON TV? 68 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:41,590 YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO MADE A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY 69 00:03:41,592 --> 00:03:43,652 FOR WALKING ON A TIGHTROPE ACROSS THE GRAND CANYON. 70 00:03:43,654 --> 00:03:46,804 OH, I SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOIN' WITH THIS. 71 00:03:46,797 --> 00:03:49,227 FIND THAT GUY AND ROB HIM. 72 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,999 OR... 73 00:03:51,001 --> 00:03:53,461 BIG D. CAN DO A SIMILAR STUNT. 74 00:03:53,464 --> 00:03:55,514 WE CAN'T ROB MR. DAVENPORT, HE'S BROKE. 75 00:03:55,506 --> 00:03:57,406 WERE YOU NOT LISTENING? 76 00:03:57,408 --> 00:03:59,938 THAT KIND OF STUNT COULD ATTRACT A HUGE SPONSOR 77 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,770 THAT WOULD HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR US TO BUILD A NEW LAB. 78 00:04:02,773 --> 00:04:04,553 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, LEO. 79 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:08,245 JUST GIVE ME MY CUT WHEN YOU GET YOUR MONEY. 80 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,818 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE BEEN WORKING 81 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:13,550 ON A PROTOTYPE FIBERGLASS JET WING. 82 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,694 IT USES TWO MICRO-JET ENGINES 83 00:04:15,686 --> 00:04:17,726 TO ALLOW A HUMAN BEING TO FLY LIKE AN AIRPLANE. 84 00:04:17,728 --> 00:04:18,688 CHECK IT OUT. 85 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,732 THIS IS IT. 86 00:04:23,734 --> 00:04:26,744 I, DONALD DAVENPORT, 87 00:04:26,737 --> 00:04:28,937 WILL ATTEMPT THE FIRST EVER JET WING FLIGHT 88 00:04:28,939 --> 00:04:30,769 OVER MISSION CREEK. 89 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:34,751 OH, NO, I AM NOT LETTING MY HUSBAND DO SOMETHING THAT DANGEROUS-- 90 00:04:34,745 --> 00:04:37,275 YOU COULD HOST THE EXCLUSIVE PAY-PER-VIEW WEBCAST. 91 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,907 - UP, UP AND AWAY. - ALL RIGHT! 92 00:04:40,751 --> 00:04:42,611 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 93 00:04:42,613 --> 00:04:44,283 THAT THING HASN'T EVEN BEEN TESTED. 94 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,724 I CAN'T LET MY FAMILY SUFFER ANYMORE. 95 00:04:46,717 --> 00:04:50,717 THEN SKIP THE JET WING AND GIVE US OUR PHONES BACK. 96 00:04:50,721 --> 00:04:54,371 LOOK, WE NEED TO FIND SPONSORS QUICKLY. 97 00:04:54,365 --> 00:04:55,925 I'M ON IT. 98 00:04:55,926 --> 00:04:57,896 YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE TOP DONATION COLLECTOR 99 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,298 FOR THE SCHOOL'S SAVE THE GYM CAMPAIGN. 100 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,830 FOUR DOLLARS AND 16 CENTS. 101 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:06,513 OKAY, LEO, YOU CAN HUNT FOR SPONSORS. 102 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:09,677 YEAH, WE'RE GETTIN' OUR LAB BACK! 103 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,310 NO, YOU GUYS, AGAIN, I'M JUST AIRIN' 'EM OUT. 104 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:21,589 OH, GOODY, DIRK AND WIDGET ARE HERE. 105 00:05:21,592 --> 00:05:24,662 UM, WHAT DO YOU NEED US FOR ON A SATURDAY 106 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:26,995 THAT CAN'T BE DONE ON A REGULAR SCHOOL DAY? 107 00:05:26,997 --> 00:05:29,357 I NEED YOU TO BE MY BIONIC SERVANTS. 108 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,600 OH, GOOD. FOR A SECOND THERE, 109 00:05:31,602 --> 00:05:33,802 I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A WASTE OF OUR TIME. 110 00:05:33,804 --> 00:05:35,914 HEY, IF DADDY NO-BUCKS CAN'T PAY ME 111 00:05:35,906 --> 00:05:37,806 TO KEEP YOUR BIONIC SECRET, 112 00:05:37,808 --> 00:05:39,668 I'M GETTIN' MY MONEY'S WORTH OUT OF YOU TWO. 113 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:41,640 LOOK, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO WATCH OUR DAD 114 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,742 PERFORM THIS BIG JET WING STUNT TODAY. 115 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,354 HE'S BEEN PREPARING FOR IT ALL WEEK. 116 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,675 AW, I'M SOWWY. 117 00:05:48,919 --> 00:05:50,579 THIS ISN'T FAIR. 118 00:05:50,581 --> 00:05:53,081 WELL, NEITHER IS PAYING FOR 12 DOUGHNUTS 119 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:54,933 WHEN YOU'VE ONLY SUCKED THE JELLY OUT OF ONE OF 'EM. 120 00:05:54,925 --> 00:05:58,685 DON'T YOU HAVE JANITORS TO DO THIS STUFF FOR YOU? 121 00:05:58,689 --> 00:06:01,129 YEAH, BUT THEY'RE AT MY HOUSE TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING 122 00:06:01,131 --> 00:06:04,031 LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT. 123 00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:07,444 SO I'M GONNA HAVE YOU TWO DO THEIR WORK FOR THEM. 124 00:06:07,438 --> 00:06:08,868 THAT'S ILLEGAL. 125 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,439 SO IS BEING A ROBOT. 126 00:06:10,441 --> 00:06:12,571 WE ARE NOT ROBOTS. 127 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,913 WE ARE BIONIC. 128 00:06:14,905 --> 00:06:17,805 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A ROBOT WOULD SAY. 129 00:06:20,411 --> 00:06:22,551 ANYWAY, THE GYM IS TRASHED 130 00:06:22,553 --> 00:06:24,693 AFTER LAST NIGHT'S BASKETBALL GAME, 131 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,855 AND MY MIDNIGHT "BOOK CLUB." 132 00:06:26,857 --> 00:06:29,087 SO I'M GONNA NEED YOU TWO TO CLEAN IT UP 133 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,089 BEFORE SCHOOL ON MONDAY MORNING. 134 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:34,601 SPEED FEET, YOU'RE ON TRASH DUTY. 135 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,565 LURCH, COME WITH ME. 136 00:06:36,567 --> 00:06:37,727 THERE'S SOMETHING UNDER THE BLEACHERS 137 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:39,668 I NEED DUG UP AND REBURIED. 138 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:42,530 COME ON, BOY. COME ON, BOY, COME ON. 139 00:06:46,036 --> 00:06:49,576 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ONLY LANDED ONE SPONSOR, LEO. 140 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:51,410 YOU'RE LUCKY I GOT ONE. 141 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,711 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS 142 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:56,524 TO GET A SPONSOR FOR AN OLD GUY WHO THINKS HE CAN FLY? 143 00:06:56,517 --> 00:07:00,517 THE BEST YOU COULD DO WAS GO-GO GLOBAL PACK AND SHIP? 144 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:04,601 YEP. NOW YOU ONLY GET PAID IF YOU SURVIVE. 145 00:07:04,595 --> 00:07:06,895 BUT IF YOU DON'T, THEY'LL SHIP YOUR REMAINS TO YOUR HOME STATE 146 00:07:06,897 --> 00:07:09,697 FOR FREE, ALASKA AND HAWAII NOT INCLUDED. 147 00:07:10,761 --> 00:07:12,801 YOU'RE ALSO CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED 148 00:07:12,803 --> 00:07:15,173 TO SAY "GO-GO GLOBAL PACK AND SHIP" THROUGHOUT YOUR FLIGHT. 149 00:07:15,165 --> 00:07:17,465 THAT'S GONNA BE HARD FOR HIM. 150 00:07:17,468 --> 00:07:19,738 HE'S NOT USED TO PROMOTING ANYTHING BUT HIMSELF. 151 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:22,671 ALL RIGHT, TWO MINUTES TO LAUNCH. 152 00:07:25,215 --> 00:07:27,815 BIG D., ARE YOU OKAY? YOU LOOK A LITTLE NERVOUS. 153 00:07:27,818 --> 00:07:30,048 I'M NOT SURE I CAN DO THIS, LEO. 154 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,980 OF COURSE YOU CAN DO THIS. 155 00:07:31,982 --> 00:07:34,692 YOU'RE DONALD DAVENPORT, AND THE DONALD DAVENPORT I KNOW 156 00:07:34,685 --> 00:07:36,655 DOESN'T LET ANYTHING GET IN THE WAY 157 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:37,927 OF PROTECTING HIS FAMILY. 158 00:07:37,928 --> 00:07:39,728 YOU'RE RIGHT, LEO. 159 00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:41,630 I'M DOING THIS FOR MY FAMILY. 160 00:07:41,632 --> 00:07:43,532 I GOT THIS. 161 00:07:43,534 --> 00:07:45,744 OKAY, GUYS, WE'RE ABOUT TO START THE WEBCAST. 162 00:07:45,736 --> 00:07:47,666 TASHA DAVENPORT PRESENTS 163 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:50,068 "LOOK OUT BELOW: A JET WING CATASTROPHE." 164 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,770 OH, FOR... 165 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,802 IT'S JUST FOR RATINGS. 166 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,646 YOUR HELMET-CAM IS UP AND RUNNING. 167 00:07:58,649 --> 00:08:00,479 I'LL MAN MISSION CONTROL, AND CUE YOU WHEN IT'S TIME 168 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,680 TO RELEASE YOUR PARACHUTE FOR THE LANDING. 169 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,812 OKAY. 170 00:08:03,814 --> 00:08:05,594 - READY TO ROLL, BIG D.? - I CAN DO THIS. 171 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,116 I CAN DO THIS. 172 00:08:11,061 --> 00:08:13,721 THE WORLD WAITS WITH BATED BREATH. 173 00:08:13,724 --> 00:08:15,734 AS DONALD DAVENPORT, 174 00:08:15,726 --> 00:08:18,696 HUSBAND OF WITTY, YET PERSONABLE REPORTER TASHA DAVENPORT, 175 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:22,129 PREPARES TO LAUNCH FOR THE FIRST EVER 176 00:08:22,132 --> 00:08:24,612 JET WING FLIGHT ACROSS MISSION CREEK. 177 00:08:39,189 --> 00:08:40,719 BEFORE I LAUNCH, 178 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,991 I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT, MAYBE LONGER, 179 00:08:42,993 --> 00:08:46,833 AND, UH, THANK EVERYBODY FOR COMING OUT TODAY. 180 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,797 IT REALLY MEANS A LOT, 181 00:08:48,799 --> 00:08:51,659 AND I SEE A LOT OF FAMILIAR FACES IN THE CROWD. 182 00:08:51,662 --> 00:08:54,002 AND SINCE I HAVE TIME, 183 00:08:54,004 --> 00:08:56,674 I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION YOU ALL BY NAME. 184 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:58,737 WHY IS HE STALLING? 185 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,639 DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME. 186 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,241 I HAVE THE LAUNCH BUTTON. 187 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,952 CYNTHIA FORRESTER. 188 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,615 WOW! HOW ARE THE KIDS... 189 00:09:16,787 --> 00:09:18,987 OKAY, HOW MANY POUNDS OF GUM 190 00:09:18,989 --> 00:09:21,289 CAN ONE SCHOOL POSSIBLY CHEW? 191 00:09:21,291 --> 00:09:24,231 IT'S SATURDAY. I'M NOT DOING MATH. 192 00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:28,768 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR ARM? 193 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,939 MAN, IT'S PROBABLY JUST A TWITCH. 194 00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:33,941 I USE MY RIGHT ARM A LOT. IT'S MY SECOND-FAVORITE. 195 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,607 SEE, THIS IS WHAT MR. DAVENPORT WAS TALKING ABOUT. 196 00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:41,650 YOU'VE BEEN USING YOUR BIONICS TOO MUCH. 197 00:09:41,652 --> 00:09:44,762 - NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO GLITCH. - I'LL BE FINE. 198 00:09:44,755 --> 00:09:47,055 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE AND JUST GO WATCH MR. DAVENPORT'S FLIGHT. 199 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,620 NICE WORK, YOU TWO. 200 00:09:51,622 --> 00:09:53,762 THANKS FOR TAKING THAT WATER FOUNTAIN OUT. 201 00:09:53,764 --> 00:09:56,004 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GET A COIN OPERATED ONE 202 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,166 BEFORE THE NEXT HEAT WAVE. 203 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:59,927 GREAT. SEE YOU MONDAY. 204 00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:04,000 FREEZE. YOU TWO HAVEN'T GOTTEN THROUGH MY PERSONAL TO-DO LIST. 205 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,276 PERSONAL? 206 00:10:07,277 --> 00:10:09,377 PRINCIPAL PERRY, WE'VE BEEN USING OUR BIONICS 207 00:10:09,379 --> 00:10:11,079 A LOT TODAY, AND MR. DAVENPORT WARNED US-- 208 00:10:11,081 --> 00:10:12,911 NOT MY PROBLEM, PINKY MAN BOOTS. 209 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,823 NOW... 210 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:17,945 USE YOUR SUPER SPEED TO GO GET ME SOME FRESH GUACAMOLE 211 00:10:17,948 --> 00:10:20,118 FROM MEXICO. 212 00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:28,097 HERE YOU GO. 213 00:10:28,098 --> 00:10:30,258 "HECHO EN MEXICO." 214 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:32,760 JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WENT THE DISTANCE. 215 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,907 CILANTRO?! 216 00:10:38,909 --> 00:10:40,639 I HATE CILANTRO. 217 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,140 TAKE IT BACK. ANDALE, ANDALE. 218 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,642 YOU KEEP IT. 219 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,080 OKAY, EITHER I JUST GLITCHED, 220 00:10:52,082 --> 00:10:54,322 OR THESE LOCKERS ARE OUT TO GET ME. 221 00:10:54,324 --> 00:10:56,694 ALL RIGHT, FIRE FACE. 222 00:10:56,687 --> 00:10:58,957 YEARS OF USING PUBLIC SHOWERS HAVE LEFT ME WITH 223 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:02,659 WITH SOME FAIRLY PERSISTENT TOENAIL FUNGUS. 224 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,742 LIGHT UP THAT LASER VISION AND BURN IT OFF. 225 00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:07,696 AREN'T YOU AFRAID I MIGHT BURN OFF A TOE? 226 00:11:07,698 --> 00:11:10,898 NAH. I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT SEPARATING THE FUNGUS 227 00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:12,671 FROM THE SHOE. 228 00:11:15,405 --> 00:11:16,905 WHOO! 229 00:11:19,149 --> 00:11:21,749 YOU DOIN' ALL RIGHT UP THERE, BIG D.? 230 00:11:21,752 --> 00:11:23,312 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT. 231 00:11:23,313 --> 00:11:24,993 THIS IS AWESOME. 232 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,315 BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS THE LOW, LOW PRICES 233 00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:29,757 AT GO-GO GLOBAL PACK AND SHIP. 234 00:11:31,361 --> 00:11:33,691 WE ARE GONNA MAKE A FORTUNE. 235 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,903 TONS OF PEOPLE ARE TUNING IN TO THE LIVE WEBCAST. 236 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:39,226 OF COURSE THEY ARE. I'M AMAZING. 237 00:11:39,229 --> 00:11:41,369 BUT NOT AS AMAZING AS SHIPPING YOUR VALUABLES 238 00:11:41,371 --> 00:11:43,801 WITH GO-GO GLOBAL PACK AND SHIP. 239 00:11:45,335 --> 00:11:47,135 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH COASTING. 240 00:11:47,137 --> 00:11:50,037 IT'S TIME FOR SOME EXTREME FREE STYLING. 241 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,140 ALL RIGHT, WORLD, LET'S SLATHER UP THIS STUNT 242 00:11:52,142 --> 00:11:54,012 WITH SOME DAVENPORT BUTTER. 243 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,716 MR. DAVENPORT, I WOULDN'T... 244 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,487 - WHOA, TURBULENCE! - ( alarm beeping ) 245 00:12:01,491 --> 00:12:03,321 WHAT WAS THAT? 246 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,833 THAT WAS YOUR PARACHUTE. 247 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,057 ( screaming ) 248 00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:13,201 NOW, DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL BE FINE FOR THE MOMENT. 249 00:12:13,203 --> 00:12:15,313 YOU'LL JUST CONTINUE AT JET SPEED 250 00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:17,765 UNTIL YOUR WINGS RUN OUT OF JET FUEL. 251 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,810 WHAT HAPPENS THEN? 252 00:12:21,812 --> 00:12:24,782 THEN HE'LL CRASH. 253 00:12:25,876 --> 00:12:29,116 OH, NO. I'M GONNA FALL... 254 00:12:29,119 --> 00:12:32,519 FASTER THAN THE PRICES AT GO-GO GLOBAL PACK AND SHIP. 255 00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:41,329 FAMED REPORTER TASHA DAVENPORT HERE, 256 00:12:41,331 --> 00:12:44,061 BRINGING YOU ONE OF THE MOST TENSE MOMENTS IN TELEVISION HISTORY. 257 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,544 A LIVE JET WING CRASH! 258 00:12:46,536 --> 00:12:48,996 WE HAVE EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO MISSION HEADQUARTERS, 259 00:12:48,999 --> 00:12:52,839 WHERE I'M SURE THEY HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. 260 00:12:57,247 --> 00:12:59,477 WE'RE, UH... 261 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,409 WE'RE MULLING OUR OPTIONS. 262 00:13:02,412 --> 00:13:05,222 MULLING YOUR OPTIONS? 263 00:13:05,215 --> 00:13:07,515 THAT IS MY HUSBAND UP THERE. 264 00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:10,187 HELLO. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO COME UP WITH A SOLUTION FAST. 265 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,520 THERE IS JET FUEL LEAKING INSIDE MY FLIGHT SUIT. 266 00:13:12,522 --> 00:13:15,972 NOPE, NOT JET FUEL. 267 00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,496 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 268 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,867 I HAD THE IDEA OF SENDING HIM UP THERE. 269 00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:22,900 NO ARGUMENT HERE. 270 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:27,143 MR. DAVENPORT, WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO USE OUR BIONIC... 271 00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:28,337 HI. 272 00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:31,879 CHASE, YOU CAN'T SHOW THE WORLD 273 00:13:31,882 --> 00:13:33,812 YOUR BI... HI! 274 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,046 STOP SAYING BION-A-HI. 275 00:13:38,048 --> 00:13:41,218 CALL ADAM AND BREE AND GET ME OUT OF THE SKY! 276 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:45,861 WELL, WE'D LOVE TO, BUT SOMEONE TOOK AWAY OUR CELL PHONE SERVICE. 277 00:13:45,856 --> 00:13:48,896 REALLY? GUILT, NOW? 278 00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:51,599 I'LL RUN TO SCHOOL AND GET ADAM AND BREE. 279 00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:53,361 KEEP HIS HOPES UP. 280 00:13:59,209 --> 00:14:01,339 SO, UM... 281 00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:05,153 WHAT YOU GONNA DO TOMORROW IF YOU MAKE IT? 282 00:14:09,219 --> 00:14:11,379 ( screaming ) 283 00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:13,221 GET AWAY FROM ME, FREAK. 284 00:14:13,223 --> 00:14:14,623 HE KEEPS FIRING HIS LASERS. 285 00:14:14,624 --> 00:14:16,564 HE'S AIMING FOR MY BEAUTY CYST. 286 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,126 PRINCIPAL PERRY, CALM DOWN. HE'S NOT ATTACKING YOU. 287 00:14:22,492 --> 00:14:25,602 OKAY, HE'S ATTACKING YOU. 288 00:14:25,595 --> 00:14:28,295 AH, DOOLEY, HELP. 289 00:14:28,298 --> 00:14:30,538 THE MACHINES ARE TURNING AGAINST US. 290 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:33,140 WE'VE GOTTA GET MY CATS, AND MAKE FOR MY BUNKER IN SACRAMENTO. 291 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,611 ADAM, WHAT IS GOING ON? 292 00:14:42,612 --> 00:14:44,282 WE'VE BEEN USING OUR BIONICS FOR PERRY ALL DAY, 293 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,594 NOW WE'RE GLITCHING. 294 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,955 I AM STARTING TO THINK 295 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:50,918 THAT MR. DAVENPORT WAS RIGHT ABOUT OUR CAPSULES. 296 00:14:50,921 --> 00:14:52,291 OKAY, OKAY. 297 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,262 OKAY, EVERYBODY FOCUS. 298 00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:55,974 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. BIG D. NEEDS YOU. 299 00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:57,596 OOH, THAT'S GOOD. 300 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:01,297 USE 'EM AS BAIT SO US HUMANS CAN GET AWAY. 301 00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:06,283 THEY'RE NOT MACHINES. 302 00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:08,506 AND DAVENPORT NEEDS THEIR HELP, 303 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,638 OR HE'S A GONER. 304 00:15:09,639 --> 00:15:12,479 WHAT? NO, HE CAN'T BE A GONER. 305 00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:15,452 DON'S MY CASH COW, AND I'M NOT DONE MILKING HIM YET. 306 00:15:15,445 --> 00:15:17,445 WE GOTTA GET THERE FAST. 307 00:15:17,447 --> 00:15:19,117 SADDLE UP, BESSIE. 308 00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:25,963 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT DO YOU SAY 309 00:15:25,956 --> 00:15:27,626 WE ALL JUST RUN? 310 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,530 OKAY... 311 00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,040 OKAY, WE'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS. 312 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,613 ADAM'S HEAT VISION'S GLITCHING OUT, 313 00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:46,124 BREE'S BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS, 314 00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:48,316 AND I SAW PRINCIPAL PERRY'S BARE FEET. 315 00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:50,618 CAN I JUST SAY... ( screams ) 316 00:15:52,322 --> 00:15:54,282 WHAT'S ON HIS FACE? 317 00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:56,364 IT'S A HUBCAP. IT'S THE ONLY THING I COULD FIND 318 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,956 THAT WOULD SHIELD MY HEAT VISION. 319 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,027 OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! 320 00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:03,561 CHASE, I CAN'T KEEP CIRCLING ABOVE YOU. 321 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,543 I'M ALMOST OUT OF FUEL. WHAT'S THE PLAN? 322 00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:07,195 I'M WORKING ON IT. 323 00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:09,397 I'VE RUN THROUGH EVERY POSSIBLE SCENARIO, 324 00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:12,699 AND THEY ALL END WITH THE DONALD DAVENPORT MEMORIAL BRIDGE. 325 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,984 WE CAN'T JUST LET HIM FALL. USE YOUR MAGNETISM APP. 326 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,707 I CAN'T. THE JET WING IS MADE OUT OF FIBERGLASS, NOT METAL. 327 00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:25,121 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. THE WHOLE REASON HE DID THIS RIDICULOUS STUNT 328 00:16:25,115 --> 00:16:27,485 - WAS TO GET THE LAB BACK FOR YOU GUYS. - LEO'S RIGHT. 329 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,457 MR. DAVENPORT PUT HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR US. 330 00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:32,360 YEAH, PLUS, HE'S OUR DAD. 331 00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:34,522 WAIT, TECHNICALLY, HE'S NOT OUR DAD. 332 00:16:34,524 --> 00:16:36,574 WHY ARE WE HERE AGAIN? 333 00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:39,066 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO USE YOUR BIONICS, 334 00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:40,499 BUT NOT WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE AROUND. 335 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,200 OKAY, ATTENTION. 336 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,383 I'M GONNA NEED EVERYONE TO CLEAR THIS SPACE OUT IMMEDIATELY. 337 00:16:48,538 --> 00:16:50,138 THERE ARE FREE SNACKS INSIDE. 338 00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:57,554 HEY, GUYS, GOOD NEWS. IF HE DOES CRASH, 339 00:16:57,547 --> 00:17:00,017 WE'VE GOT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE TOTE BAG WE CAN COLLECT 340 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,549 HIS PIECES WITH. 341 00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:04,252 ADAM, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 342 00:17:04,254 --> 00:17:06,634 I FOUND IT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD NEXT TO THE HUB CAP. 343 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,126 ADAM, THAT'S NOT A TOTE BAG. 344 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,499 THAT'S THE PARACHUTE THAT FELL FROM MR. DAVENPORT'S JET WING. 345 00:17:12,502 --> 00:17:14,602 WE GOTTA FIND A WAY TO GET THIS TO HIM. 346 00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:16,574 WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE IT TO HIM WHEN HE LANDS? 347 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,039 HEY, WHAT IF ADAM USES HIS STRENGTH TO LAUNCH IT BACK UP TO HIM? 348 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,552 YES. I'LL CALCULATE THE COORDINATES, 349 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,615 AND GUIDE HIS THROW. HERE. 350 00:17:27,617 --> 00:17:30,317 ALL RIGHT, MR. DAVENPORT, BE ON THE LOOKOUT. 351 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,050 I'M SENDING UP YOUR PARACHUTE. 352 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,481 COPY THAT. I'M READY. 353 00:17:36,526 --> 00:17:37,656 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 354 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,327 THREE, TWO, ONE. 355 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,643 ADAM, GREAT JOB. IT'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR HIM. 356 00:17:45,635 --> 00:17:48,195 OH, COOL. LET ME SEE. 357 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,100 ( screaming ) 358 00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,383 OOPS. 359 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,105 I THINK I'M GONNA JUST PULL THIS BACK DOWN. 360 00:17:58,108 --> 00:17:59,748 ( Davenport screaming ) 361 00:17:59,749 --> 00:18:02,379 RELAX, MR. DAVENPORT, I HAVE A PLAN. 362 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,622 IF YOUR PLAN WAS TO BE FATHERLESS, IT'S WORKING! 363 00:18:05,615 --> 00:18:08,555 WHY AREN'T YOU SAVING HIM? 364 00:18:08,558 --> 00:18:11,218 CAN'T ANY OF YOU FLY? 365 00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:14,361 WHAT DO YOU DO IN THAT BASEMENT ALL DAY? 366 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,500 THANKS FOR LEAVING ME BEHIND. 367 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,432 WHY DID YOU USE YOUR SUPER SPEED? 368 00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:26,814 I DIDN'T. 369 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,536 I CAN TRY TO USE MY MOLECULAR KINESIS 370 00:18:29,539 --> 00:18:31,709 TO SLOW HIS DESCENT, BUT HE'S STILL GONNA HIT TOO HARD. 371 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,581 WAIT, WE ARE IN THE PARKING LOT 372 00:18:34,584 --> 00:18:36,224 OF A SHIPPING STORE. 373 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,186 WE CAN USE CARDBOARD BOXES TO BREAK HIS FALL. 374 00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:41,748 AND TAPE TO PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER. 375 00:18:41,751 --> 00:18:43,621 YOU HEARD HIM. LET'S GO. 376 00:18:48,198 --> 00:18:51,628 GUYS, I'M OUT OF FUEL. 377 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,231 I'M TRYING NOT TO USE MY SCARED VOICE, 378 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,774 ( high-pitched ) BUT IT'S SLIPPING OUT. 379 00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,667 MR. DAVENPORT, I'M SLOWING YOU DOWN 380 00:18:59,669 --> 00:19:01,369 AND THEY'RE BUILDING A CRASH PAD. 381 00:19:01,371 --> 00:19:02,671 TRY TO AIM FOR IT. 382 00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:05,422 IT'S WORKING. I'M SLOWING DOWN. 383 00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:08,575 I'LL RELEASE THE JET WING SO IT WON'T CRUSH ME ON IMPACT. 384 00:19:08,578 --> 00:19:10,248 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOOD TO GO. 385 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,880 BOXES ARE SET UP AS A CRASH PAD. 386 00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:15,661 - OH, NO. I FEEL A GLITCH COMING ON. - GOT IT. 387 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,655 OH! 388 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,930 I BET SHE LOOKS STUPID. 389 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,797 CHASE, WHAT'S WRONG? 390 00:19:28,798 --> 00:19:31,468 I THINK MY BIONICS ARE GLITCHING, TOO. 391 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,501 ( screaming ) WHAT'S HAPPENING? 392 00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:35,753 I'M FREE-FALLING AGAIN. 393 00:19:35,745 --> 00:19:37,705 FIVE HUNDRED FEET. 394 00:19:37,707 --> 00:19:39,307 FOUR HUNDRED FEET. 395 00:19:39,309 --> 00:19:40,909 DO SOMETHING! 396 00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:46,764 IT'S WORKING. I'M GONNA MAKE IT. 397 00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:49,716 I'M GONNA LIVE. ( screaming ) 398 00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:52,259 I'M FALLING AGAIN, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 399 00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:54,762 MY LIFE IS OVER! 400 00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:57,474 WHAT... NO, I'M FINE. I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY. 401 00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:58,627 NOPE, I'M A GONER. 402 00:19:58,628 --> 00:19:59,968 ( screaming ) 403 00:20:01,631 --> 00:20:03,671 AIM FOR THE BOXES, MONEY BAGS. 404 00:20:03,673 --> 00:20:05,513 ONE HUNDRED FEET. 405 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,475 ( screaming ) 406 00:20:07,477 --> 00:20:09,477 I CAN'T CONTROL HIM ANYMORE. 407 00:20:11,581 --> 00:20:14,611 ( screaming ) 408 00:20:19,849 --> 00:20:22,319 I THINK WE'VE LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY. 409 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:26,502 NOBODY COVERS A STORY LIKE TASHA DAVENPORT. 410 00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:28,556 IS HE DEAD? 411 00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:29,998 NO. 412 00:20:29,999 --> 00:20:31,899 AM I DEAD? 413 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,843 UNCLEAR, BUT JUST TO BE SAFE, 414 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,635 WE SHOULD PROBABLY PROCEED WITH A BURIAL. 415 00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:48,515 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE MEDIA IS HAILING PRINCIPAL PERRY 416 00:20:48,518 --> 00:20:51,348 AS A HERO JUST FOR BREAKING MY FALL. 417 00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:58,385 THE REAL HEROES ARE THE NURSES WHO MADE THAT BODY CAST. 418 00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:02,660 I'M JUST HAPPY YOU'RE OKAY. 419 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,532 I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU, LEO. 420 00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:06,274 IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, 421 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,665 I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE GONE THROUGH WITH THAT STUNT. 422 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,697 IT WAS NOTHIN', BIG D. 423 00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,869 BUT WORDS ARE CHEAP, AND I STILL WANT MY CUT. 424 00:21:14,704 --> 00:21:16,584 LOOK, THE GOOD NEWS IS, 425 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,546 WE RAISED ENOUGH MONEY TO BUILD THE NEW LAB, 426 00:21:18,548 --> 00:21:21,378 AND ADAM, BREE AND CHASE WILL BE BACK IN THEIR CAPSULES 427 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,851 IN NO TIME. 428 00:21:22,852 --> 00:21:27,422 YEAH, THE SOONER, THE BETTER. 429 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:31,287 OW! OW! OW! 31368

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