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GREETINGS,
PUKE PUDDLES!
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TOMORROW IS
"YEARBOOK PHOTO DAY"
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AND, WHILE I'M NOT SURE
WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT
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A RECORD OF THIS
AWKWARD PHASE OF YOUR LIVES--
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UHHH--
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I'LL BE YOUR PHOTOGRAPHER.
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OH, AND DON'T BLINK,
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'CAUSE HOMIE DON'T
DO RETAKES! HA HA!
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WELL, THAT SETTLES THAT.
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I AM SO GETTING MY HAIR DONE
RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.
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OH! CAN YOU BRING ME BACK
SOME CLIPPINGS OFF THE FLOOR?
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I NEED 'EM TO FINISH BUILDING
MY "TAJ MAHAIR."
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WHERE DID ALL OF
THAT HAIR COME FROM?
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PETS, SHOWER DRAINS,
BRUSHES--
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IF YOU WANT IT,
YOU CAN GET IT.
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WELL, THAT IS DISGUSTING.
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YEAH. WELL, IF YOU THINK
THAT'S GROSS,
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WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE
"BUCKINGHAIR PALACE."
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WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED
ABOUT A STUPID YEARBOOK PHOTO?
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I AM STILL TRYING TO LIVE DOWN
LAST YEAR'S PICTURE
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WHEN I WASN'T READY
FOR THE FLASH
AND MY EYES GLITCHED.
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All: UGHH.
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BREE, YOUR ZOMBIE PICTURE
WAS THE LEAST OF THE PROBLEMS
WITH THE YEARBOOK.
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PERRY PHOTO-BOMBED
EVERY GROUP PICTURE.
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DRAMA CLUB...
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CHEERLEADERS...
MMM.
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SWIM TEAM--
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NO! NO, NO, NO!
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NONE OF US NEED
TO SEE THAT AGAIN.
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( bell rings )
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Boy: MOVE THIRTY-TWO!
HUT! HUT!
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YEAH!
BOOM!
YEAH!
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TRENT,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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USING FOOTBALL PRACTICE
AS AN EXCUSE
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TO KNOCK OVER
INNOCENT BYSTANDERS.
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BUT IT'S NOT EVEN
FOOTBALL SEASON.
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TRUE, BUT IT'S ALWAYS
TACKLING SEASON.
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HEADS UP!
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All: AAAAH!
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WHAAA! AAH!
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UHHH.
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LET ME HELP YOU UP.
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YEAH, RIGHT. I'M NOT
FALLING FOR THAT.
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OH, DON'T WORRY.
I'M ONLY BEING NICE
'CAUSE I NEED SOMETHING.
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YOU GUYS...
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ARE GONNA HELP ME
PASS MY HISTORY TEST.
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YOU DON'T EVEN TAKE HISTORY.
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THE ONLY CLASS
YOU HAVE LEFT
IS PHYSICS.
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AND SINCE WHEN DO YOU
CARE ABOUT TAKING TESTS?
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THERE IS A LOT ABOUT ME
YOU DON'T KNOW.
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I HAVE MANY LAYERS.
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I AM VERY DENSE.
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HMM. YES.
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YES, YOU ARE.
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LOOK, PERRY SAYS
I CAN'T FAIL AGAIN.
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OH, BUT YOU CAN.
IT'S KIND OF YOUR THING.
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COME ON,
THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOME KIND OF TRICK.
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LIKE, WHAT'S THAT THING
YOU DO THAT MAKES YOU
PASS TESTS?
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IT'S CALLED STUDYING.
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WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
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HOW ABOUT THIS?
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WE HELP YOU PASS,
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YOU MOVE FOOTBALL PRACTICE
BACK OUTSIDE.
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YEAH. I GUESS
I COULD DO THAT.
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HMM. THAT WAS EASY.
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COME ON, GUYS,
WE'RE TAKING THIS OUTSIDE.
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AND WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOME TACKLING DUMMIES...
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( all shouting )
NO! NO!
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NO! NO!
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THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS--
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US...
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FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?!
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♪♪
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MAN, I CAN'T STAND TRENT.
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WHY DO WE HAVE TO HELP HIM
PASS HIS TEST?
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BECAUSE HE'S BIG
AND WE'RE SMALL.
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BECAUSE PERRY LIKES HIM
AND HATES US.
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BECAUSE HE HAS ALL THE POWER
AND WE DON'T.
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I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON.
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YOU KNOW, SINCE
HE NEEDS OUR HELP,
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TECHNICALLY WE HAVE
THE POWER IN THE SITUATION.
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WE CONTROL
WHAT HE LEARNS.
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AH, YES. I'M GONNA SPEAK
IN A TONE THAT SUGGESTS
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I KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS,
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BUT WAIT FOR YOU
TO TELL ME MORE.
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THESE ARE DAVENGLASSES.
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GEE, SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE
THEIR NAME ON EVERYTHING.
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THEY'RE A SUBLIMINAL
LEARNING DEVICE
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THAT HELPS THE USER
RAPIDLY MEMORIZE
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ANY PROGRAMMED
INFORMATION.
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HERE, CHECK OUT
DEMO MODE.
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( glasses beep )
Donald: THE WORLD KNOWS
DONALD DAVENPORT
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AS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL
TECH MOGUL OF SILICON VALLEY,
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BUT HE'S SO MUCH MORE.
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A TRUE FASHIONISTA,
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HE'S EVEN ABLE TO MAKE
SEQUINS MANLY.
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LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
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NO, LET'S NOT HAVE A LOOK.
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OKAY, THOSE ARE COOL AND ALL,
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BUT HOW ARE THEY GONNA
HELP US WITH TRENT?
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WE'LL GET EVEN WITH HIM
BY PROGRAMMING THE GLASSES
WITH FAKE FACTS.
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THE GLASSES SAID
THAT BIG D LOOKS MANLY.
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THEY'RE ALREADY FILLED
WITH FAKE FACTS.
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IN A WORLD OVERTAKEN
BY WARM BREAD,
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ONE MAN MUST TAKE ON
BAKED GOODS ALONE.
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ADAM DAVENPORT IS...
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THE TOASTMASTER.
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HEY, ADAM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY HAIR?
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I HOPE YOU KEPT YOUR RECEIPT,
'CAUSE IT LOOKS UNEVEN.
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AAH!
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WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO.
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YOUR HAIR WAS COLLATERAL DAMAGE
TO A WORLD GONE MAD!
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THE YEARBOOK PICTURE
IS TOMORROW.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
ABOUT MY HAIR?
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WELL, FOR STARTERS,
YOU SHOULD PUT ON A HAT.
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IT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO BACK TO THE SALON
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AND GET THE SAME HAIRCUT
ON THE OTHER SIDE?
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YOU BURNED IT OFF!
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A SALON CAN'T FIX THIS!
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WELL, THEN WHY ARE YOU
PAYING 'EM ALL THAT MONEY?
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MR. DAVENPORT!
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WOW! YOU LOOK AWFUL.
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WHAT, DID YOU LOSE A BET?
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NO, ADAM DID THIS.
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ADAM
CUT YOUR HAIR?
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THAT'S ON YOU, GIRLY.
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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
BUT YOU CAN FIX THIS,
RIGHT?
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I MEAN, YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE
SOME KIND OF FANCY DAVENPORT
HAIR GROWTH SOLUTION.
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WHY WOULD I HAVE THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE
YOU WEAR THAT CRAZY WIG.
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THIS IS MY REAL HAIR.
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OH, THAT'S EVEN SADDER.
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WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO TAKE A YEARBOOK PHOTO
TOMORROW
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WITH HALF OF MY HAIR MISSING?
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WELL, IT CAN'T BE
ANY WORSE THAN LAST YEAR.
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URRR...URRR...
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I'M KIDDING. DON'T WORRY,
I'M SURE I CAN MODIFY
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SOME OVER-THE-COUNTER
HAIR GROWTH SERUM
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TO REGROW YOUR HAIR
OVERNIGHT.
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I'M KIND OF BUSY,
BUT I CAN PROBABLY GO LATER--
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(demonic voice)
DO IT NOW!!!
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SO COME ON--
WIG, RIGHT?
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OHH!
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( doorbell )
( giggles )
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THAT'S TRENT!
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YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU LAUGH LIKE THAT
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I CAN SEE HOW TRENT
PICKS ON YOU.
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AND AS MUCH AS I WANT
TO GET EVEN WITH HIM,
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ISN'T THIS JUST GONNA
BLOW UP IN OUR FACE
WHEN HE FAILS THE TEST?
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OR MAYBE HE'LL NEVER
WANT OUR HELP AGAIN.
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JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO
A BAD JOB WITH THE DISHES
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SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
DO 'EM ANYMORE.
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HEY, THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE
OF MY SENSITIVE SKIN.
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THESE DANDY HANDS
DON'T DANCE IN DISHWATER.
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( doorbell )
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK.
I GOT A FULL SCHEDULE TONIGHT.
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OF WHAT, TERRORIZING KIDS
AND DESTROYING PRIVATE PROPERTY?
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YEAH.
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OKAY, TRENT,
SINCE YOU ASKED US
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TO HELP YOU STUDY
FOR YOUR TEST,
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WE DECIDED TO LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET
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AS TO HOW WE STUDY
AND GET GOOD GRADES.
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IS YOUR SECRET
HAVING NO FRIENDS
AND BEING BAD AT SPORTS?
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HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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THIS GUY...
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LOOK, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
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IS WEAR THESE SPECIAL GLASSES
FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS.
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THESE WILL IMPLANT FACTS
INTO YOUR BRAIN.
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I DON'T NEED THE "FACTS,"
I NEED THE ANSWERS.
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THOSE ARE IN THERE, TOO.
MM-HMM.
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( glasses beep )
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Chase's voice:
HERE IS EVERYTHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW
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ABOUT PHYSICS.
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Leo's voice:
KINETIC ENERGY
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IS THE STUDY
OF ENERGY IN CONNECTICUT.
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DUH.
WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT?
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Chase: SIR ISAAC NEWTON
CHOPPED DOWN HIS FATHER'S
CHERRY TREE
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AND THEN LIED ABOUT IT.
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OH. I THOUGHT THAT
WAS GEORGE WASHINGTON.
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Leo: THERMAL EXPANSION
OCCURS
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WHEN YOU EAT SOMETHING HOT
AND GET HUGE.
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MY DAD HAS THAT!
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THESE ARE AWESOME!
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IT'S JUST LIKE TV
EXCEPT WITHOUT COMMERCIALS,
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OR MY MOM TELLING ME
TO PUT ON PANTS.
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OKAY, I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY
ACCELERATED
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THIS OVER-THE-COUNTER
HAIR GROWTH CREAM
TO WORK MUCH FASTER.
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WELL, IS IT GONNA WORK
IN TIME FOR THE YEARBOOK PICTURE
TOMORROW?
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IF IT DOESN'T, YOU CAN ALWAYS
WEAR MR. DAVENPORT'S WIG.
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IT'S NOT A WIG!
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OHH. FINE. TOUPEE.
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LOOK, THE HAIR SHOULD REGROW
OVERNIGHT. DON'T WORRY.
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I'M NOT WORRIED.
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(demonic voice)
YOU SHOULD BE!!!
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THAT IS PURE, UNBRIDLED
GIRL ANGER.
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FEAR IT.
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(ringtones play)
OH.
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SHOOT, I HAVE
A CONFERENCE CALL
WITH TOKYO.
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I FORGOT THEY'RE
A DAY AHEAD.
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A DAY AHEAD?
ASK 'EM WHAT I'M GONNA
HAVE FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW.
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AND IT BETTER
NOT BE OATMEAL.
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LOOK, JUST APPLY
A LITTLE MORE
AND YOU SHOULD BE GOOD.
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OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THERE. I THINK
I GOT ALL OF IT.
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CAN YOU CHECK TO MAKE SURE
I DIDN'T MISS A SPOT?
SURE.
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OH, YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
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UH-OH.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "UH-OH"?
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UH...
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OH, YOU'RE GONNA
LOOK SO GOOD.
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HEY, IT WORKED.
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REALLY?
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AAAAH!
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WHAT IS WRONG?
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AAAAAH!!!
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WHAT?!
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AAAAH!!!
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AAHH....
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WAIT. ARE YOU SCREAMING
BECAUSE WE SCREAMED
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OR BECAUSE YOU SAW
HOW UGLY YOU LOOKED?
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HAS TRENT GOT
HIS TEST RESULTS YET?
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NO, BUT HE'S ABOUT TO.
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00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,940
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS FACE
WHEN HE FINDS OUT
229
00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:13,072
HOW BADLY HE DID.
230
00:11:15,245 --> 00:11:16,875
YOU DO KNOW HE'S GONNA
COME AFTER US
231
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,977
AND WE CAN'T
OUTRUN HIM, RIGHT?
232
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,409
OH. I DON'T HAVE
TO OUTRUN HIM.
233
00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:23,351
I JUST HAVE TO
OUTRUN YOU.
234
00:11:25,155 --> 00:11:28,115
WELL, TRENT,
I GOT THE SCORE BACK
ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST.
235
00:11:28,118 --> 00:11:30,258
YOU GOT A HUNDRED PERCENT--
YES!!!
236
00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:32,020
OF THE ANSWERS WRONG.
237
00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:33,162
( mouthing words )
238
00:11:33,163 --> 00:11:35,433
WAIT. WHAT?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
239
00:11:35,425 --> 00:11:37,825
I GOT HELP FROM
DOOLEY AND NOT-DOOLEY.
240
00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:40,298
THEY EVEN GAVE ME THESE
MAGIC LEARNING GLASSES.
241
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,330
MAGIC LEARNING GLASSES?
242
00:11:42,332 --> 00:11:44,472
THAT'S DUMB
EVEN FOR YOU.
243
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:50,206
WAIT, I DON'T GET IT.
THEY LEARNED ME THINGS.
244
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,340
THEY SET YOU UP,
FEATHER-BRAIN!
245
00:11:52,342 --> 00:11:54,212
UHHH!
246
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,254
WHEN I FIND THEM,
I AM GONNA DO THIS TO THEM!
247
00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:02,920
EXCEPT IT'S GONNA TAKE LONGER
AND BE A LOT MORE PAINFUL.
248
00:12:04,895 --> 00:12:06,255
HEY!
249
00:12:06,256 --> 00:12:08,056
SMOKEY! BANDIT!
GET DOWN HERE!
250
00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:13,031
I HOPE YOU TWO
ARE HAPPY.
251
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,303
WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED,
252
00:12:14,304 --> 00:12:16,274
I WOULD SAY
WE FEEL ECSTATIC.
253
00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,236
WHAT WORD WOULD YOU USE,
LEO?
254
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,038
I FEEL COMPLETE.
255
00:12:21,271 --> 00:12:23,011
WELL, ENJOY THAT VICTORY,
256
00:12:23,013 --> 00:12:24,823
BECAUSE IF TRENT
HAD PASSED THAT CLASS,
257
00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:26,445
HE WOULD HAVE
FINALLY GRADUATED.
258
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,246
STILL FEEL COMPLETE?
( clicks tongue )
259
00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:32,020
WAIT, SO THAT MEANS--
260
00:12:32,022 --> 00:12:35,192
WE MISSED OUR CHANCE
TO GET RID OF TRENT FOREVER.
261
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,188
THERE YOU ARE.
I'M GONNA CHOP YOU DOWN
262
00:12:41,191 --> 00:12:43,191
LIKE SIR ISAAC NEWTON'S
CHERRY TREE.
263
00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:46,403
I MAY BE SLOW,
BUT I KNOW HOW
TO PLAY DIRTY!
264
00:12:46,396 --> 00:12:48,036
YAH!
OOH!
265
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,239
( growls )
266
00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:53,101
AAAH!!!
267
00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:03,480
PRINCIPAL PERRY, HELP!
TRENT IS CHASING US!
268
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,223
AAAH!
GET OFF ME!
269
00:13:06,216 --> 00:13:07,956
THE STATE SAYS
I CAN'T FIGHT BACK,
270
00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,558
BUT IF I CARED
WHAT THE STATE SAID,
271
00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:12,219
I WOULDN'T HAVE
WALLPAPERED MY KITCHEN
WITH PARKING TICKETS!
272
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,933
LOOK, WE'RE SORRY
FOR SETTING TRENT UP.
273
00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:18,196
JUST PLEASE, PLEASE
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.
274
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,198
WE'LL HELP HIM STUDY.
FOR REAL THIS TIME.
275
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,100
DON'T TRUST HIM!
IT'S A TRAP!
276
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,202
FOOL ME ONCE,
SHAME ON YOU.
277
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,284
FOOL ME TWICE...
278
00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:27,276
I'M GONNA HIT YOU!
279
00:13:27,277 --> 00:13:28,277
NAH-UHH!
280
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,110
WELL, SINCE IT WASN'T
TECHNICALLY TRENT'S FAULT,
281
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,242
HE CAN RETAKE THE TEST
TOMORROW.
282
00:13:34,244 --> 00:13:36,154
OOH! BURNED!
283
00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:39,916
'CAUSE OF YOU TWO,
I GOTTA TAKE ANOTHER TEST.
284
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,290
WAIT. WHAT?!
285
00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:46,262
THAT GIVES YOU TWO
THE REST OF THE DAY
TO HELP HIM STUDY.
286
00:13:46,256 --> 00:13:49,896
SO YOU DON'T CARE IF WE
SKIP OUR CLASSES TODAY?
287
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,230
I CARE VERY LITTLE
ABOUT YOU.
288
00:13:54,905 --> 00:13:58,135
I'VE ALREADY MISSED
HALF OF SCHOOL, AND MY PICTURE
IS THIS AFTERNOON!
289
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,908
MY LIFE IS OVER!
290
00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:03,140
I'M JUST GONNA DROP OUT
AND SELL TRINKETS ON
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
291
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,953
HONEY, NOBODY WOULD
BUY ANYTHING FROM YOU
LOOKING LIKE THAT.
292
00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:09,948
FIX MY FACE!
293
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,420
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG.
294
00:14:11,421 --> 00:14:13,281
I TRIPLE-CHECKED THE FORMULA,
AND IT'S CORRECT.
295
00:14:13,283 --> 00:14:17,133
OKAY, WELL THEN WHY
DO I LOOK LIKE A GENERAL
FROM THE CIVIL WAR?
296
00:14:19,589 --> 00:14:22,859
THE ONLY OTHER EXPLANATION
IS THAT THE CREAM WAS APPLIED
INCORRECTLY.
297
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,162
HOW MUCH DID YOU USE?
298
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,204
I ONLY USED A LITTLE BIT,
LIKE YOU SAID.
299
00:14:26,196 --> 00:14:28,996
AND THEN ADAM
DID THE BACK--
300
00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:31,639
OHH.
OHH.
301
00:14:31,641 --> 00:14:33,171
HOLD ON.
302
00:14:35,105 --> 00:14:37,205
HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
303
00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:39,377
I'D JUST FALLEN ASLEEP
IN MATH CLASS.
304
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:43,209
HOW MUCH OF THAT HAIR CREAM
DID YOU USE ON ME?
305
00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:44,213
ALL OF IT.
306
00:14:44,214 --> 00:14:45,624
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
307
00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:48,255
WELL, I ACCIDENTALLY
SQUEEZED OUT TOO MUCH,
308
00:14:48,258 --> 00:14:51,258
AND I DIDN'T WANT HAIRY HANDS,
SO I HAD TO WIPE IT SOMEWHERE.
309
00:14:52,362 --> 00:14:55,432
OH, MAN, NOW I DO
WANT HAIRY HANDS.
310
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,166
I CANNOT GET MY YEARBOOK PICTURE
TAKEN LOOKING LIKE THIS.
311
00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:02,030
WELL, IF YOU DO,
I WANT AN 8 x 10,
312
00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:03,302
TWO COFFEE MUGS
AND A MOUSE PAD.
313
00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:07,275
I WILL LOOK FOR
A MORE PERMANENT SOLUTION,
314
00:15:07,277 --> 00:15:09,437
BUT FOR NOW JUST CUT OFF
THE EXCESS HAIR FOR THE PHOTO.
315
00:15:09,439 --> 00:15:12,479
OKAY, BUT HURRY UP!
I CAN'T BE SEEN LIKE THIS.
316
00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:15,992
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT PEOPLE WILL CALL ME?
317
00:15:15,986 --> 00:15:18,946
MEAN PEOPLE MIGHT CALL YOU
"SPARKY THE DOG-FACE GIRL,"
318
00:15:18,949 --> 00:15:20,689
BUT I'D CALL YOU
"POOCHES THE DOG-FACE GIRL"
319
00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:22,490
BECAUSE THAT'S A GIRL'S NAME.
320
00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:29,955
PRESSURE EQUALS FORCE...
321
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,230
OVER...?
322
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,709
WHAT IS THAT?
323
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,610
TRENTOSAURUS REX.
324
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,424
I'M ABOUT TO EAT YOU.
325
00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:52,048
OKAY. MAYBE HE'S MORE
OF A VISUAL LEARNER.
326
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,532
SO THIS DEMONSTRATES
CONSERVATION OF MOMENTUM.
327
00:15:59,189 --> 00:16:02,289
ARE YOU DRAWING
ANOTHER TRENTOSAURUS REX?
328
00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:04,162
NO!
329
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,174
IT'S A TRENTODACTYL.
330
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,398
GUESS WHAT HE EATS.
331
00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:14,042
YOU'RE HOPELESS.
332
00:16:14,044 --> 00:16:15,154
OH, REALLY?
333
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,708
UHH!
OHH!
334
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,180
HA HA HA!
335
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,612
NOW THAT'S CONSERVATION
OF MOMENTUM.
336
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:30,386
I'M STARTING TO THINK
HE ONLY LEARNS WHEN
PEOPLE GET HURT.
337
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,220
WE CAN USE THAT!
338
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,233
I DIDN'T MEAN
WHEN I GET HURT!
339
00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:38,566
OKAY, SO HERE'S
HOW IT WORKS.
340
00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:41,068
FOR EVERY QUESTION
YOU ANSWER CORRECTLY,
341
00:16:41,071 --> 00:16:42,771
YOU GET TO SPIN
THE GYROSCOPE.
342
00:16:42,772 --> 00:16:45,142
THE MORE YOU GET RIGHT,
THE MORE LEO SUFFERS.
343
00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:46,335
WAIT. WHAT?
344
00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:48,637
AWESOME!
345
00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:50,578
NOPE, NOT AWESOME.
Chase: OKAY,
346
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:53,440
FIRST QUESTION.
HOW DO YOU CALCULATE FORCE?
347
00:16:53,443 --> 00:16:55,253
OH! I KNOW THIS ONE!
348
00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:57,545
UH, MASS TIMES...
349
00:16:57,547 --> 00:17:00,017
PICTURE LEO SPINNING FAST...
350
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,049
ACCELERATION!
351
00:17:01,051 --> 00:17:02,151
HE'S RIGHT!
352
00:17:02,152 --> 00:17:03,422
NOPE. NOPE.
353
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,533
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
NO...NO...
354
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,196
NO!!!
355
00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:11,098
UH-OHHHHH...
356
00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:13,301
AAAAH!
357
00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:16,614
TORQUE.
RIGHT!
358
00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:19,206
YAHHH!
STOP THE SPINNING!
359
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,640
AAAHHH!
360
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,241
APPLIED FORCE?
361
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,283
RIIIIGHT!
362
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:26,515
AAAH!
363
00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:28,476
AAAAAH!!!!
364
00:17:28,478 --> 00:17:31,718
KINETIC ENERGY!!!
365
00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:33,381
HE'S RIGHT!
366
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:36,763
AAAAH! AAAHHH!!!!
367
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,756
WHOO!
368
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,058
GIVE HIM A HARD ONE!
369
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,460
WHOA!!!
370
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,604
SO, WHAT THEME
DO YOU WANT?
371
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,197
"MOMMY'S PRECIOUS BABY"?
372
00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:50,199
WAAAAA!
373
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,671
"GIANT NOVELTY CRAYON"?
374
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,853
RRRRRR!
375
00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:58,745
OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,
376
00:17:58,748 --> 00:17:59,778
"PERRY-ON-A-STICK"?
377
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,279
WATCH OUT,
SQUAT-LOG!
378
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,192
UM, I WOULD JUST LIKE
A NORMAL PHOTO, PLEASE.
379
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,555
WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY GET A NORMAL FACE.
380
00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:09,187
HA HA HA!
381
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,589
OH...
382
00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:20,868
CAN WE HURRY THIS UP?
PUT IT IN PARK.
383
00:18:20,870 --> 00:18:23,400
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
THE MOST UNFLATTERING SETTINGS.
384
00:18:25,775 --> 00:18:28,275
PLEASE!
I CAN'T WAIT
MUCH LONGER!
385
00:18:28,278 --> 00:18:29,638
SETTLE DOWN!
386
00:18:29,639 --> 00:18:31,239
THIS IS NOT
A STATE-OF-THE-ART
CAMERA.
387
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:33,511
I BORROWED IT FROM
THE CIVIL WAR MUSEUM.
388
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,690
TAKE THE PICTURE!
389
00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:44,221
ALL RIGHT,
ON THE COUNT OF THREE SAY,
390
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,234
"I'LL NEVER AMOUNT
TO ANYTHING."
391
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,656
ONE, TWO, THREE.
392
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,560
YEECH.
393
00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:54,261
LOOKS LIKE YOU BROUGHT
YOUR OWN PROPS.
394
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,735
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
YOU GOT YOURSELF
A COVER PAGE.
395
00:18:59,569 --> 00:19:00,569
OOH! AHH!
396
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:01,770
WHOA. MY BAD.
397
00:19:02,812 --> 00:19:04,342
I'M OKAY!
398
00:19:05,215 --> 00:19:06,545
WHO PUT THAT THERE?
399
00:19:07,617 --> 00:19:08,647
OOOH!
400
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,750
THAT IS A SAFETY HAZARD.
401
00:19:15,325 --> 00:19:16,685
MY FATHER WILL TAKE
AN 8 x 10,
402
00:19:16,686 --> 00:19:18,486
TWO COFFEE MUGS
AND A MOUSE PAD.
403
00:19:27,437 --> 00:19:29,667
WHAT DO WE DO
IF TRENT DOESN'T PASS?
404
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,699
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I'M GONNA AIM FOR
YOUR OTHER FOOT AND RUN.
405
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:37,354
WELL DONE, BOYS.
TRENT PASSED
AND FINALLY GRADUATED.
406
00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:39,647
HE'S NO LONGER A STUDENT
AT MISSION CREEK HIGH.
407
00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:40,779
YES!
YES!
408
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,250
HE'S SOCIETY'S
PROBLEM NOW!
409
00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:44,513
( whistle blows )
410
00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:47,424
HI, NERDS,
MISS ME?
411
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,517
TRENT, YOU GRADUATED.
412
00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:51,289
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BE HERE ANYMORE.
413
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,721
YEAH, SHOULDN'T YOU
BE WORKING AT A GAS STATION
414
00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:55,733
OR LIVING AT A GAS STATION?
415
00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:57,465
YOU BELONG AT
A GAS STATION.
416
00:19:58,828 --> 00:20:00,428
NOPE, HE BELONGS HERE.
417
00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:02,870
I JUST HIRED TRENT
AS THE NEW GYM TEACHER.
418
00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:06,212
THAT'S RIGHT.
FROM NOW ON
IT'S "MISTER" TRENT.
419
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,835
THAT'S COLD, TERRY PERRY.
THAT COLD.
420
00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:11,338
HE FULFILLS ALL
THE REQUIREMENTS--
421
00:20:11,341 --> 00:20:12,741
DIRT CHEAP,
HIGH SCHOOL GRAD,
422
00:20:12,742 --> 00:20:16,322
AND HE ALMOST PASSED
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL EXAM.
423
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,916
DID BETTER THEN ME,
ANYWAY.
424
00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:21,519
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP,
GUYS.
425
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,651
NOW I GET PAID
TO TORTURE YOU.
426
00:20:23,653 --> 00:20:25,223
I DON'T CARE
WHAT MY DAD SAYS,
427
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,504
GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL
IS WORTH IT.
428
00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:37,706
( blows whistle )
429
00:20:37,707 --> 00:20:39,567
LET'S GO,
SHORT AND SHORTER!
430
00:20:39,569 --> 00:20:41,709
TIME TO SWEAT
TILL YOU CRY!
431
00:20:41,711 --> 00:20:44,341
IT'S NOT EVEN GYM CLASS.
432
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,384
NOW THAT I'M HERE...
433
00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:48,646
IT'S ALWAYS GYM CLASS.
434
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,818
( blows
whistle )
435
00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:54,982
HEY. WE SAW THE YEARBOOK.
436
00:20:54,984 --> 00:20:57,664
YOU TAKE QUITE A PHOTO,
"HAIRY MARY."
437
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,859
YEAH, THE JUNIOR CLASS
JUST RENAMED YOU
"SEÑORITA SASQUATCH."
438
00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:05,973
EH, I'M NOT TOO WORRIED.
439
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,595
PEOPLE ARE GONNA FORGET
ALL ABOUT MY PICTURE
440
00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:10,298
WHEN THEY SEE
WHAT I DID TO ADAM.
441
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,440
Adam: HEY, BREE!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT
442
00:21:12,442 --> 00:21:14,402
THAT HAIR GEL
YOU GAVE ME...
443
00:21:14,404 --> 00:21:16,584
BUT I'M LOVIN' IT.
444
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,376
♪ ( disco ) ♪
445
00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:23,051
WHOOOO!
446
00:21:23,052 --> 00:21:24,812
OHH!
EWWW!
AHHH!
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