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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,577 --> 00:00:08,577 GREETINGS, PUKE PUDDLES! 2 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,780 TOMORROW IS "YEARBOOK PHOTO DAY" 3 00:00:11,782 --> 00:00:14,622 AND, WHILE I'M NOT SURE WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT 4 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:17,245 A RECORD OF THIS AWKWARD PHASE OF YOUR LIVES-- 5 00:00:17,248 --> 00:00:18,248 UHHH-- 6 00:00:18,249 --> 00:00:21,049 I'LL BE YOUR PHOTOGRAPHER. 7 00:00:21,052 --> 00:00:23,022 OH, AND DON'T BLINK, 8 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,463 'CAUSE HOMIE DON'T DO RETAKES! HA HA! 9 00:00:25,456 --> 00:00:27,326 WELL, THAT SETTLES THAT. 10 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,558 I AM SO GETTING MY HAIR DONE RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. 11 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:32,460 OH! CAN YOU BRING ME BACK SOME CLIPPINGS OFF THE FLOOR? 12 00:00:32,463 --> 00:00:34,773 I NEED 'EM TO FINISH BUILDING MY "TAJ MAHAIR." 13 00:00:38,609 --> 00:00:41,269 WHERE DID ALL OF THAT HAIR COME FROM? 14 00:00:41,272 --> 00:00:43,612 PETS, SHOWER DRAINS, BRUSHES-- 15 00:00:43,614 --> 00:00:46,424 IF YOU WANT IT, YOU CAN GET IT. 16 00:00:46,417 --> 00:00:48,277 WELL, THAT IS DISGUSTING. 17 00:00:48,279 --> 00:00:50,319 YEAH. WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT'S GROSS, 18 00:00:50,321 --> 00:00:53,381 WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE "BUCKINGHAIR PALACE." 19 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,586 WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED ABOUT A STUPID YEARBOOK PHOTO? 20 00:00:57,588 --> 00:01:00,558 I AM STILL TRYING TO LIVE DOWN LAST YEAR'S PICTURE 21 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:03,761 WHEN I WASN'T READY FOR THE FLASH AND MY EYES GLITCHED. 22 00:01:05,596 --> 00:01:08,536 All: UGHH. 23 00:01:08,539 --> 00:01:12,399 BREE, YOUR ZOMBIE PICTURE WAS THE LEAST OF THE PROBLEMS WITH THE YEARBOOK. 24 00:01:12,403 --> 00:01:15,313 PERRY PHOTO-BOMBED EVERY GROUP PICTURE. 25 00:01:15,306 --> 00:01:16,606 DRAMA CLUB... 26 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,779 CHEERLEADERS... MMM. 27 00:01:21,752 --> 00:01:23,182 SWIM TEAM-- 28 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,524 NO! NO, NO, NO! 29 00:01:24,515 --> 00:01:27,515 NONE OF US NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN. 30 00:01:27,518 --> 00:01:30,258 ( bell rings ) 31 00:01:30,261 --> 00:01:32,691 Boy: MOVE THIRTY-TWO! HUT! HUT! 32 00:01:35,126 --> 00:01:37,326 YEAH! BOOM! YEAH! 33 00:01:37,328 --> 00:01:39,098 TRENT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 34 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,669 USING FOOTBALL PRACTICE AS AN EXCUSE 35 00:01:40,671 --> 00:01:42,571 TO KNOCK OVER INNOCENT BYSTANDERS. 36 00:01:42,573 --> 00:01:46,183 BUT IT'S NOT EVEN FOOTBALL SEASON. 37 00:01:46,177 --> 00:01:49,137 TRUE, BUT IT'S ALWAYS TACKLING SEASON. 38 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:50,710 HEADS UP! 39 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,341 All: AAAAH! 40 00:01:53,684 --> 00:01:55,694 WHAAA! AAH! 41 00:01:55,686 --> 00:01:56,646 UHHH. 42 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:01,350 LET ME HELP YOU UP. 43 00:02:01,352 --> 00:02:03,492 YEAH, RIGHT. I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT. 44 00:02:03,494 --> 00:02:06,164 OH, DON'T WORRY. I'M ONLY BEING NICE 'CAUSE I NEED SOMETHING. 45 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,161 YOU GUYS... 46 00:02:12,163 --> 00:02:14,673 ARE GONNA HELP ME PASS MY HISTORY TEST. 47 00:02:14,665 --> 00:02:16,265 YOU DON'T EVEN TAKE HISTORY. 48 00:02:16,267 --> 00:02:18,507 THE ONLY CLASS YOU HAVE LEFT IS PHYSICS. 49 00:02:18,509 --> 00:02:21,209 AND SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE ABOUT TAKING TESTS? 50 00:02:21,212 --> 00:02:23,642 THERE IS A LOT ABOUT ME YOU DON'T KNOW. 51 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,184 I HAVE MANY LAYERS. 52 00:02:25,176 --> 00:02:26,876 I AM VERY DENSE. 53 00:02:26,877 --> 00:02:28,617 HMM. YES. 54 00:02:28,619 --> 00:02:30,719 YES, YOU ARE. 55 00:02:30,721 --> 00:02:33,551 LOOK, PERRY SAYS I CAN'T FAIL AGAIN. 56 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:36,734 OH, BUT YOU CAN. IT'S KIND OF YOUR THING. 57 00:02:36,727 --> 00:02:39,227 COME ON, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME KIND OF TRICK. 58 00:02:39,230 --> 00:02:42,160 LIKE, WHAT'S THAT THING YOU DO THAT MAKES YOU PASS TESTS? 59 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,342 IT'S CALLED STUDYING. 60 00:02:44,335 --> 00:02:46,165 WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 61 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:48,598 HOW ABOUT THIS? 62 00:02:48,599 --> 00:02:49,939 WE HELP YOU PASS, 63 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:52,540 YOU MOVE FOOTBALL PRACTICE BACK OUTSIDE. 64 00:02:52,543 --> 00:02:55,713 YEAH. I GUESS I COULD DO THAT. 65 00:02:55,706 --> 00:02:58,576 HMM. THAT WAS EASY. 66 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:01,279 COME ON, GUYS, WE'RE TAKING THIS OUTSIDE. 67 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,752 AND WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME TACKLING DUMMIES... 68 00:03:04,815 --> 00:03:06,615 ( all shouting ) NO! NO! 69 00:03:06,617 --> 00:03:07,917 NO! NO! 70 00:03:11,262 --> 00:03:14,502 THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC SUPERHUMANS-- 71 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:15,965 THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US... 72 00:03:15,966 --> 00:03:18,496 FASTER, SMARTER. 73 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,869 THE NEXT GENERATION OF THE HUMAN RACE IS... 74 00:03:20,871 --> 00:03:23,271 LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?! 75 00:03:23,274 --> 00:03:26,244 ♪♪ 76 00:04:03,013 --> 00:04:05,023 MAN, I CAN'T STAND TRENT. 77 00:04:05,015 --> 00:04:07,475 WHY DO WE HAVE TO HELP HIM PASS HIS TEST? 78 00:04:07,478 --> 00:04:09,318 BECAUSE HE'S BIG AND WE'RE SMALL. 79 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,720 BECAUSE PERRY LIKES HIM AND HATES US. 80 00:04:10,721 --> 00:04:12,381 BECAUSE HE HAS ALL THE POWER AND WE DON'T. 81 00:04:12,383 --> 00:04:14,333 I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON. 82 00:04:14,325 --> 00:04:17,285 YOU KNOW, SINCE HE NEEDS OUR HELP, 83 00:04:17,288 --> 00:04:19,528 TECHNICALLY WE HAVE THE POWER IN THE SITUATION. 84 00:04:19,530 --> 00:04:21,330 WE CONTROL WHAT HE LEARNS. 85 00:04:21,332 --> 00:04:23,832 AH, YES. I'M GONNA SPEAK IN A TONE THAT SUGGESTS 86 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:25,044 I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS, 87 00:04:25,035 --> 00:04:27,335 BUT WAIT FOR YOU TO TELL ME MORE. 88 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:31,399 THESE ARE DAVENGLASSES. 89 00:04:31,402 --> 00:04:35,352 GEE, SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE THEIR NAME ON EVERYTHING. 90 00:04:35,346 --> 00:04:37,706 THEY'RE A SUBLIMINAL LEARNING DEVICE 91 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:39,648 THAT HELPS THE USER RAPIDLY MEMORIZE 92 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:41,550 ANY PROGRAMMED INFORMATION. 93 00:04:41,552 --> 00:04:44,622 HERE, CHECK OUT DEMO MODE. 94 00:04:44,615 --> 00:04:47,515 ( glasses beep ) Donald: THE WORLD KNOWS DONALD DAVENPORT 95 00:04:47,518 --> 00:04:50,418 AS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL TECH MOGUL OF SILICON VALLEY, 96 00:04:50,421 --> 00:04:51,961 BUT HE'S SO MUCH MORE. 97 00:04:51,962 --> 00:04:53,322 A TRUE FASHIONISTA, 98 00:04:53,324 --> 00:04:55,034 HE'S EVEN ABLE TO MAKE SEQUINS MANLY. 99 00:04:55,025 --> 00:04:56,295 LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 100 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,066 NO, LET'S NOT HAVE A LOOK. 101 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:00,800 OKAY, THOSE ARE COOL AND ALL, 102 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,871 BUT HOW ARE THEY GONNA HELP US WITH TRENT? 103 00:05:02,873 --> 00:05:06,883 WE'LL GET EVEN WITH HIM BY PROGRAMMING THE GLASSES WITH FAKE FACTS. 104 00:05:06,877 --> 00:05:09,477 THE GLASSES SAID THAT BIG D LOOKS MANLY. 105 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,880 THEY'RE ALREADY FILLED WITH FAKE FACTS. 106 00:05:18,849 --> 00:05:21,619 IN A WORLD OVERTAKEN BY WARM BREAD, 107 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:24,802 ONE MAN MUST TAKE ON BAKED GOODS ALONE. 108 00:05:24,795 --> 00:05:27,095 ADAM DAVENPORT IS... 109 00:05:27,097 --> 00:05:29,397 THE TOASTMASTER. 110 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,783 HEY, ADAM. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY HAIR? 111 00:05:51,822 --> 00:05:54,562 I HOPE YOU KEPT YOUR RECEIPT, 'CAUSE IT LOOKS UNEVEN. 112 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,057 AAH! 113 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,089 WHAT DID YOU DO?! 114 00:06:01,091 --> 00:06:03,061 I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO. 115 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:06,073 YOUR HAIR WAS COLLATERAL DAMAGE TO A WORLD GONE MAD! 116 00:06:07,898 --> 00:06:10,138 THE YEARBOOK PICTURE IS TOMORROW. 117 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:12,100 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT MY HAIR? 118 00:06:12,102 --> 00:06:14,072 WELL, FOR STARTERS, YOU SHOULD PUT ON A HAT. 119 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,584 IT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE. 120 00:06:17,107 --> 00:06:18,847 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE SALON 121 00:06:18,849 --> 00:06:21,379 AND GET THE SAME HAIRCUT ON THE OTHER SIDE? 122 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,081 YOU BURNED IT OFF! 123 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,463 A SALON CAN'T FIX THIS! 124 00:06:25,456 --> 00:06:27,956 WELL, THEN WHY ARE YOU PAYING 'EM ALL THAT MONEY? 125 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,520 MR. DAVENPORT! 126 00:06:31,522 --> 00:06:33,422 WOW! YOU LOOK AWFUL. 127 00:06:33,424 --> 00:06:34,904 WHAT, DID YOU LOSE A BET? 128 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,525 NO, ADAM DID THIS. 129 00:06:37,528 --> 00:06:39,628 WHY WOULD YOU LET ADAM CUT YOUR HAIR? 130 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:41,130 THAT'S ON YOU, GIRLY. 131 00:06:41,131 --> 00:06:43,931 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. BUT YOU CAN FIX THIS, RIGHT? 132 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:47,514 I MEAN, YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE SOME KIND OF FANCY DAVENPORT HAIR GROWTH SOLUTION. 133 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:48,978 WHY WOULD I HAVE THAT? 134 00:06:48,979 --> 00:06:51,479 I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE YOU WEAR THAT CRAZY WIG. 135 00:06:51,482 --> 00:06:54,182 THIS IS MY REAL HAIR. 136 00:06:54,184 --> 00:06:56,124 OH, THAT'S EVEN SADDER. 137 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,189 WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE A YEARBOOK PHOTO TOMORROW 138 00:07:01,191 --> 00:07:03,021 WITH HALF OF MY HAIR MISSING? 139 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,133 WELL, IT CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN LAST YEAR. 140 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,725 URRR...URRR... 141 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:09,897 I'M KIDDING. DON'T WORRY, I'M SURE I CAN MODIFY 142 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:12,130 SOME OVER-THE-COUNTER HAIR GROWTH SERUM 143 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,862 TO REGROW YOUR HAIR OVERNIGHT. 144 00:07:13,864 --> 00:07:16,014 I'M KIND OF BUSY, BUT I CAN PROBABLY GO LATER-- 145 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:18,566 (demonic voice) DO IT NOW!!! 146 00:07:22,172 --> 00:07:24,442 SO COME ON-- WIG, RIGHT? 147 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,624 OHH! 148 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,149 ( doorbell ) ( giggles ) 149 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,050 THAT'S TRENT! 150 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,882 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU LAUGH LIKE THAT 151 00:07:33,884 --> 00:07:36,164 I CAN SEE HOW TRENT PICKS ON YOU. 152 00:07:37,588 --> 00:07:40,188 AND AS MUCH AS I WANT TO GET EVEN WITH HIM, 153 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:43,060 ISN'T THIS JUST GONNA BLOW UP IN OUR FACE WHEN HE FAILS THE TEST? 154 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:46,073 OR MAYBE HE'LL NEVER WANT OUR HELP AGAIN. 155 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,066 JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO A BAD JOB WITH THE DISHES 156 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,698 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO 'EM ANYMORE. 157 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,800 HEY, THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE OF MY SENSITIVE SKIN. 158 00:07:51,802 --> 00:07:55,212 THESE DANDY HANDS DON'T DANCE IN DISHWATER. 159 00:07:55,205 --> 00:07:56,905 ( doorbell ) 160 00:07:59,109 --> 00:08:02,049 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK. I GOT A FULL SCHEDULE TONIGHT. 161 00:08:02,052 --> 00:08:05,162 OF WHAT, TERRORIZING KIDS AND DESTROYING PRIVATE PROPERTY? 162 00:08:05,155 --> 00:08:07,115 YEAH. 163 00:08:07,117 --> 00:08:09,917 OKAY, TRENT, SINCE YOU ASKED US 164 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,020 TO HELP YOU STUDY FOR YOUR TEST, 165 00:08:12,022 --> 00:08:14,222 WE DECIDED TO LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET 166 00:08:14,224 --> 00:08:16,504 AS TO HOW WE STUDY AND GET GOOD GRADES. 167 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,866 IS YOUR SECRET HAVING NO FRIENDS AND BEING BAD AT SPORTS? 168 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:22,100 HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH. 169 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,572 THIS GUY... 170 00:08:25,275 --> 00:08:27,135 LOOK, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO 171 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:30,177 IS WEAR THESE SPECIAL GLASSES FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS. 172 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:33,080 THESE WILL IMPLANT FACTS INTO YOUR BRAIN. 173 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:36,093 I DON'T NEED THE "FACTS," I NEED THE ANSWERS. 174 00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:40,818 THOSE ARE IN THERE, TOO. MM-HMM. 175 00:08:44,595 --> 00:08:46,225 ( glasses beep ) 176 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,956 Chase's voice: HERE IS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW 177 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:49,558 ABOUT PHYSICS. 178 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:50,930 Leo's voice: KINETIC ENERGY 179 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,301 IS THE STUDY OF ENERGY IN CONNECTICUT. 180 00:08:53,303 --> 00:08:56,913 DUH. WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT? 181 00:08:56,907 --> 00:09:00,007 Chase: SIR ISAAC NEWTON CHOPPED DOWN HIS FATHER'S CHERRY TREE 182 00:09:00,010 --> 00:09:01,570 AND THEN LIED ABOUT IT. 183 00:09:01,572 --> 00:09:05,322 OH. I THOUGHT THAT WAS GEORGE WASHINGTON. 184 00:09:05,315 --> 00:09:07,145 Leo: THERMAL EXPANSION OCCURS 185 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:10,047 WHEN YOU EAT SOMETHING HOT AND GET HUGE. 186 00:09:11,682 --> 00:09:13,752 MY DAD HAS THAT! 187 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,134 THESE ARE AWESOME! 188 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:17,555 IT'S JUST LIKE TV EXCEPT WITHOUT COMMERCIALS, 189 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,127 OR MY MOM TELLING ME TO PUT ON PANTS. 190 00:09:25,135 --> 00:09:28,195 OKAY, I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ACCELERATED 191 00:09:28,198 --> 00:09:31,038 THIS OVER-THE-COUNTER HAIR GROWTH CREAM TO WORK MUCH FASTER. 192 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:33,671 WELL, IS IT GONNA WORK IN TIME FOR THE YEARBOOK PICTURE TOMORROW? 193 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,984 IF IT DOESN'T, YOU CAN ALWAYS WEAR MR. DAVENPORT'S WIG. 194 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,106 IT'S NOT A WIG! 195 00:09:38,108 --> 00:09:40,278 OHH. FINE. TOUPEE. 196 00:09:41,752 --> 00:09:44,312 LOOK, THE HAIR SHOULD REGROW OVERNIGHT. DON'T WORRY. 197 00:09:44,314 --> 00:09:45,594 I'M NOT WORRIED. 198 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,315 (demonic voice) YOU SHOULD BE!!! 199 00:09:51,261 --> 00:09:54,121 THAT IS PURE, UNBRIDLED GIRL ANGER. 200 00:09:54,124 --> 00:09:55,734 FEAR IT. 201 00:09:56,927 --> 00:09:58,897 (ringtones play) OH. 202 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,099 SHOOT, I HAVE A CONFERENCE CALL WITH TOKYO. 203 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,901 I FORGOT THEY'RE A DAY AHEAD. 204 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:06,783 A DAY AHEAD? ASK 'EM WHAT I'M GONNA HAVE FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW. 205 00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:09,077 AND IT BETTER NOT BE OATMEAL. 206 00:10:09,079 --> 00:10:12,379 LOOK, JUST APPLY A LITTLE MORE AND YOU SHOULD BE GOOD. 207 00:10:12,382 --> 00:10:13,782 OKAY. 208 00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:16,315 ALL RIGHT. 209 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,318 THERE. I THINK I GOT ALL OF IT. 210 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,790 CAN YOU CHECK TO MAKE SURE I DIDN'T MISS A SPOT? SURE. 211 00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:24,223 OH, YEAH, RIGHT THERE. 212 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,226 UH-OH. 213 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:30,197 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "UH-OH"? 214 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:33,260 UH... 215 00:10:33,263 --> 00:10:35,373 OH, YOU'RE GONNA LOOK SO GOOD. 216 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,123 HEY, IT WORKED. 217 00:10:45,115 --> 00:10:46,115 REALLY? 218 00:10:46,116 --> 00:10:47,216 AAAAH! 219 00:10:47,217 --> 00:10:50,117 WHAT IS WRONG? 220 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,920 AAAAAH!!! 221 00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:53,082 WHAT?! 222 00:10:54,224 --> 00:10:56,264 AAAAH!!! 223 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,786 AAHH.... 224 00:10:57,788 --> 00:10:59,328 WAIT. ARE YOU SCREAMING BECAUSE WE SCREAMED 225 00:10:59,329 --> 00:11:01,129 OR BECAUSE YOU SAW HOW UGLY YOU LOOKED? 226 00:11:07,237 --> 00:11:08,767 HAS TRENT GOT HIS TEST RESULTS YET? 227 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,269 NO, BUT HE'S ABOUT TO. 228 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,940 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS FACE WHEN HE FINDS OUT 229 00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:13,072 HOW BADLY HE DID. 230 00:11:15,245 --> 00:11:16,875 YOU DO KNOW HE'S GONNA COME AFTER US 231 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,977 AND WE CAN'T OUTRUN HIM, RIGHT? 232 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,409 OH. I DON'T HAVE TO OUTRUN HIM. 233 00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:23,351 I JUST HAVE TO OUTRUN YOU. 234 00:11:25,155 --> 00:11:28,115 WELL, TRENT, I GOT THE SCORE BACK ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST. 235 00:11:28,118 --> 00:11:30,258 YOU GOT A HUNDRED PERCENT-- YES!!! 236 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:32,020 OF THE ANSWERS WRONG. 237 00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:33,162 ( mouthing words ) 238 00:11:33,163 --> 00:11:35,433 WAIT. WHAT? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 239 00:11:35,425 --> 00:11:37,825 I GOT HELP FROM DOOLEY AND NOT-DOOLEY. 240 00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:40,298 THEY EVEN GAVE ME THESE MAGIC LEARNING GLASSES. 241 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,330 MAGIC LEARNING GLASSES? 242 00:11:42,332 --> 00:11:44,472 THAT'S DUMB EVEN FOR YOU. 243 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:50,206 WAIT, I DON'T GET IT. THEY LEARNED ME THINGS. 244 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,340 THEY SET YOU UP, FEATHER-BRAIN! 245 00:11:52,342 --> 00:11:54,212 UHHH! 246 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,254 WHEN I FIND THEM, I AM GONNA DO THIS TO THEM! 247 00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:02,920 EXCEPT IT'S GONNA TAKE LONGER AND BE A LOT MORE PAINFUL. 248 00:12:04,895 --> 00:12:06,255 HEY! 249 00:12:06,256 --> 00:12:08,056 SMOKEY! BANDIT! GET DOWN HERE! 250 00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:13,031 I HOPE YOU TWO ARE HAPPY. 251 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,303 WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED, 252 00:12:14,304 --> 00:12:16,274 I WOULD SAY WE FEEL ECSTATIC. 253 00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,236 WHAT WORD WOULD YOU USE, LEO? 254 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,038 I FEEL COMPLETE. 255 00:12:21,271 --> 00:12:23,011 WELL, ENJOY THAT VICTORY, 256 00:12:23,013 --> 00:12:24,823 BECAUSE IF TRENT HAD PASSED THAT CLASS, 257 00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:26,445 HE WOULD HAVE FINALLY GRADUATED. 258 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,246 STILL FEEL COMPLETE? ( clicks tongue ) 259 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:32,020 WAIT, SO THAT MEANS-- 260 00:12:32,022 --> 00:12:35,192 WE MISSED OUR CHANCE TO GET RID OF TRENT FOREVER. 261 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,188 THERE YOU ARE. I'M GONNA CHOP YOU DOWN 262 00:12:41,191 --> 00:12:43,191 LIKE SIR ISAAC NEWTON'S CHERRY TREE. 263 00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:46,403 I MAY BE SLOW, BUT I KNOW HOW TO PLAY DIRTY! 264 00:12:46,396 --> 00:12:48,036 YAH! OOH! 265 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,239 ( growls ) 266 00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:53,101 AAAH!!! 267 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:03,480 PRINCIPAL PERRY, HELP! TRENT IS CHASING US! 268 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,223 AAAH! GET OFF ME! 269 00:13:06,216 --> 00:13:07,956 THE STATE SAYS I CAN'T FIGHT BACK, 270 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,558 BUT IF I CARED WHAT THE STATE SAID, 271 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:12,219 I WOULDN'T HAVE WALLPAPERED MY KITCHEN WITH PARKING TICKETS! 272 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,933 LOOK, WE'RE SORRY FOR SETTING TRENT UP. 273 00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:18,196 JUST PLEASE, PLEASE GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE. 274 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,198 WE'LL HELP HIM STUDY. FOR REAL THIS TIME. 275 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,100 DON'T TRUST HIM! IT'S A TRAP! 276 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,202 FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. 277 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,284 FOOL ME TWICE... 278 00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:27,276 I'M GONNA HIT YOU! 279 00:13:27,277 --> 00:13:28,277 NAH-UHH! 280 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,110 WELL, SINCE IT WASN'T TECHNICALLY TRENT'S FAULT, 281 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,242 HE CAN RETAKE THE TEST TOMORROW. 282 00:13:34,244 --> 00:13:36,154 OOH! BURNED! 283 00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:39,916 'CAUSE OF YOU TWO, I GOTTA TAKE ANOTHER TEST. 284 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,290 WAIT. WHAT?! 285 00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:46,262 THAT GIVES YOU TWO THE REST OF THE DAY TO HELP HIM STUDY. 286 00:13:46,256 --> 00:13:49,896 SO YOU DON'T CARE IF WE SKIP OUR CLASSES TODAY? 287 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,230 I CARE VERY LITTLE ABOUT YOU. 288 00:13:54,905 --> 00:13:58,135 I'VE ALREADY MISSED HALF OF SCHOOL, AND MY PICTURE IS THIS AFTERNOON! 289 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,908 MY LIFE IS OVER! 290 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:03,140 I'M JUST GONNA DROP OUT AND SELL TRINKETS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. 291 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,953 HONEY, NOBODY WOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM YOU LOOKING LIKE THAT. 292 00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:09,948 FIX MY FACE! 293 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,420 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG. 294 00:14:11,421 --> 00:14:13,281 I TRIPLE-CHECKED THE FORMULA, AND IT'S CORRECT. 295 00:14:13,283 --> 00:14:17,133 OKAY, WELL THEN WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A GENERAL FROM THE CIVIL WAR? 296 00:14:19,589 --> 00:14:22,859 THE ONLY OTHER EXPLANATION IS THAT THE CREAM WAS APPLIED INCORRECTLY. 297 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,162 HOW MUCH DID YOU USE? 298 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,204 I ONLY USED A LITTLE BIT, LIKE YOU SAID. 299 00:14:26,196 --> 00:14:28,996 AND THEN ADAM DID THE BACK-- 300 00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:31,639 OHH. OHH. 301 00:14:31,641 --> 00:14:33,171 HOLD ON. 302 00:14:35,105 --> 00:14:37,205 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 303 00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:39,377 I'D JUST FALLEN ASLEEP IN MATH CLASS. 304 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:43,209 HOW MUCH OF THAT HAIR CREAM DID YOU USE ON ME? 305 00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:44,213 ALL OF IT. 306 00:14:44,214 --> 00:14:45,624 WHAT?! WHAT?! 307 00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:48,255 WELL, I ACCIDENTALLY SQUEEZED OUT TOO MUCH, 308 00:14:48,258 --> 00:14:51,258 AND I DIDN'T WANT HAIRY HANDS, SO I HAD TO WIPE IT SOMEWHERE. 309 00:14:52,362 --> 00:14:55,432 OH, MAN, NOW I DO WANT HAIRY HANDS. 310 00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,166 I CANNOT GET MY YEARBOOK PICTURE TAKEN LOOKING LIKE THIS. 311 00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:02,030 WELL, IF YOU DO, I WANT AN 8 x 10, 312 00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:03,302 TWO COFFEE MUGS AND A MOUSE PAD. 313 00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:07,275 I WILL LOOK FOR A MORE PERMANENT SOLUTION, 314 00:15:07,277 --> 00:15:09,437 BUT FOR NOW JUST CUT OFF THE EXCESS HAIR FOR THE PHOTO. 315 00:15:09,439 --> 00:15:12,479 OKAY, BUT HURRY UP! I CAN'T BE SEEN LIKE THIS. 316 00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:15,992 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT PEOPLE WILL CALL ME? 317 00:15:15,986 --> 00:15:18,946 MEAN PEOPLE MIGHT CALL YOU "SPARKY THE DOG-FACE GIRL," 318 00:15:18,949 --> 00:15:20,689 BUT I'D CALL YOU "POOCHES THE DOG-FACE GIRL" 319 00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:22,490 BECAUSE THAT'S A GIRL'S NAME. 320 00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:29,955 PRESSURE EQUALS FORCE... 321 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,230 OVER...? 322 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,709 WHAT IS THAT? 323 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,610 TRENTOSAURUS REX. 324 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,424 I'M ABOUT TO EAT YOU. 325 00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:52,048 OKAY. MAYBE HE'S MORE OF A VISUAL LEARNER. 326 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,532 SO THIS DEMONSTRATES CONSERVATION OF MOMENTUM. 327 00:15:59,189 --> 00:16:02,289 ARE YOU DRAWING ANOTHER TRENTOSAURUS REX? 328 00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:04,162 NO! 329 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,174 IT'S A TRENTODACTYL. 330 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,398 GUESS WHAT HE EATS. 331 00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:14,042 YOU'RE HOPELESS. 332 00:16:14,044 --> 00:16:15,154 OH, REALLY? 333 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,708 UHH! OHH! 334 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,180 HA HA HA! 335 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,612 NOW THAT'S CONSERVATION OF MOMENTUM. 336 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:30,386 I'M STARTING TO THINK HE ONLY LEARNS WHEN PEOPLE GET HURT. 337 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,220 WE CAN USE THAT! 338 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,233 I DIDN'T MEAN WHEN I GET HURT! 339 00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:38,566 OKAY, SO HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. 340 00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:41,068 FOR EVERY QUESTION YOU ANSWER CORRECTLY, 341 00:16:41,071 --> 00:16:42,771 YOU GET TO SPIN THE GYROSCOPE. 342 00:16:42,772 --> 00:16:45,142 THE MORE YOU GET RIGHT, THE MORE LEO SUFFERS. 343 00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:46,335 WAIT. WHAT? 344 00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:48,637 AWESOME! 345 00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:50,578 NOPE, NOT AWESOME. Chase: OKAY, 346 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:53,440 FIRST QUESTION. HOW DO YOU CALCULATE FORCE? 347 00:16:53,443 --> 00:16:55,253 OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! 348 00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:57,545 UH, MASS TIMES... 349 00:16:57,547 --> 00:17:00,017 PICTURE LEO SPINNING FAST... 350 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,049 ACCELERATION! 351 00:17:01,051 --> 00:17:02,151 HE'S RIGHT! 352 00:17:02,152 --> 00:17:03,422 NOPE. NOPE. 353 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,533 HA HA HA HA HA HA! NO...NO... 354 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,196 NO!!! 355 00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:11,098 UH-OHHHHH... 356 00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:13,301 AAAAH! 357 00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:16,614 TORQUE. RIGHT! 358 00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:19,206 YAHHH! STOP THE SPINNING! 359 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,640 AAAHHH! 360 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,241 APPLIED FORCE? 361 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,283 RIIIIGHT! 362 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:26,515 AAAH! 363 00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:28,476 AAAAAH!!!! 364 00:17:28,478 --> 00:17:31,718 KINETIC ENERGY!!! 365 00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:33,381 HE'S RIGHT! 366 00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:36,763 AAAAH! AAAHHH!!!! 367 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,756 WHOO! 368 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,058 GIVE HIM A HARD ONE! 369 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,460 WHOA!!! 370 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,604 SO, WHAT THEME DO YOU WANT? 371 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,197 "MOMMY'S PRECIOUS BABY"? 372 00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:50,199 WAAAAA! 373 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,671 "GIANT NOVELTY CRAYON"? 374 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,853 RRRRRR! 375 00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:58,745 OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, 376 00:17:58,748 --> 00:17:59,778 "PERRY-ON-A-STICK"? 377 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,279 WATCH OUT, SQUAT-LOG! 378 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,192 UM, I WOULD JUST LIKE A NORMAL PHOTO, PLEASE. 379 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,555 WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET A NORMAL FACE. 380 00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:09,187 HA HA HA! 381 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,589 OH... 382 00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:20,868 CAN WE HURRY THIS UP? PUT IT IN PARK. 383 00:18:20,870 --> 00:18:23,400 I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE MOST UNFLATTERING SETTINGS. 384 00:18:25,775 --> 00:18:28,275 PLEASE! I CAN'T WAIT MUCH LONGER! 385 00:18:28,278 --> 00:18:29,638 SETTLE DOWN! 386 00:18:29,639 --> 00:18:31,239 THIS IS NOT A STATE-OF-THE-ART CAMERA. 387 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:33,511 I BORROWED IT FROM THE CIVIL WAR MUSEUM. 388 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,690 TAKE THE PICTURE! 389 00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:44,221 ALL RIGHT, ON THE COUNT OF THREE SAY, 390 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,234 "I'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING." 391 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,656 ONE, TWO, THREE. 392 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,560 YEECH. 393 00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:54,261 LOOKS LIKE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN PROPS. 394 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,735 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU GOT YOURSELF A COVER PAGE. 395 00:18:59,569 --> 00:19:00,569 OOH! AHH! 396 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:01,770 WHOA. MY BAD. 397 00:19:02,812 --> 00:19:04,342 I'M OKAY! 398 00:19:05,215 --> 00:19:06,545 WHO PUT THAT THERE? 399 00:19:07,617 --> 00:19:08,647 OOOH! 400 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,750 THAT IS A SAFETY HAZARD. 401 00:19:15,325 --> 00:19:16,685 MY FATHER WILL TAKE AN 8 x 10, 402 00:19:16,686 --> 00:19:18,486 TWO COFFEE MUGS AND A MOUSE PAD. 403 00:19:27,437 --> 00:19:29,667 WHAT DO WE DO IF TRENT DOESN'T PASS? 404 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,699 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M GONNA AIM FOR YOUR OTHER FOOT AND RUN. 405 00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:37,354 WELL DONE, BOYS. TRENT PASSED AND FINALLY GRADUATED. 406 00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:39,647 HE'S NO LONGER A STUDENT AT MISSION CREEK HIGH. 407 00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:40,779 YES! YES! 408 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,250 HE'S SOCIETY'S PROBLEM NOW! 409 00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:44,513 ( whistle blows ) 410 00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:47,424 HI, NERDS, MISS ME? 411 00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,517 TRENT, YOU GRADUATED. 412 00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:51,289 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE ANYMORE. 413 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,721 YEAH, SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING AT A GAS STATION 414 00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:55,733 OR LIVING AT A GAS STATION? 415 00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:57,465 YOU BELONG AT A GAS STATION. 416 00:19:58,828 --> 00:20:00,428 NOPE, HE BELONGS HERE. 417 00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:02,870 I JUST HIRED TRENT AS THE NEW GYM TEACHER. 418 00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:06,212 THAT'S RIGHT. FROM NOW ON IT'S "MISTER" TRENT. 419 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,835 THAT'S COLD, TERRY PERRY. THAT COLD. 420 00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:11,338 HE FULFILLS ALL THE REQUIREMENTS-- 421 00:20:11,341 --> 00:20:12,741 DIRT CHEAP, HIGH SCHOOL GRAD, 422 00:20:12,742 --> 00:20:16,322 AND HE ALMOST PASSED THE PSYCHOLOGICAL EXAM. 423 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,916 DID BETTER THEN ME, ANYWAY. 424 00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:21,519 THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP, GUYS. 425 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,651 NOW I GET PAID TO TORTURE YOU. 426 00:20:23,653 --> 00:20:25,223 I DON'T CARE WHAT MY DAD SAYS, 427 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,504 GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL IS WORTH IT. 428 00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:37,706 ( blows whistle ) 429 00:20:37,707 --> 00:20:39,567 LET'S GO, SHORT AND SHORTER! 430 00:20:39,569 --> 00:20:41,709 TIME TO SWEAT TILL YOU CRY! 431 00:20:41,711 --> 00:20:44,341 IT'S NOT EVEN GYM CLASS. 432 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,384 NOW THAT I'M HERE... 433 00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:48,646 IT'S ALWAYS GYM CLASS. 434 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,818 ( blows whistle ) 435 00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:54,982 HEY. WE SAW THE YEARBOOK. 436 00:20:54,984 --> 00:20:57,664 YOU TAKE QUITE A PHOTO, "HAIRY MARY." 437 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,859 YEAH, THE JUNIOR CLASS JUST RENAMED YOU "SEÑORITA SASQUATCH." 438 00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:05,973 EH, I'M NOT TOO WORRIED. 439 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,595 PEOPLE ARE GONNA FORGET ALL ABOUT MY PICTURE 440 00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:10,298 WHEN THEY SEE WHAT I DID TO ADAM. 441 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,440 Adam: HEY, BREE! I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT 442 00:21:12,442 --> 00:21:14,402 THAT HAIR GEL YOU GAVE ME... 443 00:21:14,404 --> 00:21:16,584 BUT I'M LOVIN' IT. 444 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,376 ♪ ( disco ) ♪ 445 00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:23,051 WHOOOO! 446 00:21:23,052 --> 00:21:24,812 OHH! EWWW! AHHH! 31465

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