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( sniffing ) UGH!
SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING
DIED IN HERE.
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WHOA! SOMETHING
DID DIE IN HERE!
CHASE, LOOK AT THIS!
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NO!
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WELL, AT LEAST TELL ME
IF THIS IS FUR OR MOLD.
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NO!
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ADAM, WHAT DID
YOU DO TO YOUR SHOE?
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I GUESS I DON'T KNOW
MY OWN STRENGTH.
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THE SAME THING HAPPENED
YESTERDAY WITH MY UNDERWEAR.
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OH, THAT REMINDS ME,
I GOT YOU A NEW
HEADBAND FOR GYM CLASS.
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MAN, MR. DAVENPORT
WARNED US ABOUT THIS.
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AS WE GET OLDER, OUR CHIPS
HAVE TO BE RE-CALIBRATED
TO ADJUST FOR OUR GROWTH.
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( laughing )
OH, WELL, THEN YOURS WILL
NEVER HAVE TO BE ADJUSTED.
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'CAUSE YOUR BODY
DOESN'T GROW, GET IT?
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I'M SAYING
YOU'RE SMALL.
I GET IT!
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WHEN MR. DAVENPORT
GETS BACK,
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HE CAN RE-CALIBRATE
YOUR SUPER STRENGTH.
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TOSS ME MY BACKPACK.
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OR WE COULD DO IT NOW.
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QUICK, GET IN YOUR CAPSULE.
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AH, BUT I LIKE BEING
RIDICULOUSLY STRONG.
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I'M LIKE KING KONG WITHOUT
THE LITTLE LADY IN HIS HAND.
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GO AHEAD, CHASE,
JUMP IN.
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GO!
FINE.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE,
ADAM'S SIZE PARAMETERS.
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SIX-ONE, HUNDRED
AND SEVENTY-FIVE POUNDS.
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MAKE IT A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY.
HAD A BIG BREAKFAST.
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SINCE YOUR STRENGTH
HAS INTENSIFIED,
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I'M GONNA DIAL IT BACK
FROM AN EIGHT TO A SIX.
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HOLD ON, YOU CAN
ADJUST MY STRENGTH?
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WELL, DON'T DIAL ME DOWN,
MAKE ME A TEN!
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NO WAY.
THAT WOULD BE LIKE
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GIVING A STICK OF DYNAMITE
TO A...
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WELL, YOU.
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THERE. DONE. NOW HURRY.
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
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UH, YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
I JUST HAVE TO
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NOT DO SOMETHING
FOR A MINUTE.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
IF IT WORKED!
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THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC
SUPER-HUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION OF
THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?
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♪♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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MAN, I ALWAYS GET STUCK
WITH THE WOBBLY CHAIR.
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HERE, LET ME FIX IT.
HOLD MY TRAY.
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ADAM!
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( laughing )
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BUDGET CUTS, AM I RIGHT?
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THE EVIDENCE IS
ALL AROUND US, PEOPLE.
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( laughing )
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YOU MAXED OUT YOUR SUPER
STRENGTH, DIDN'T YOU?
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OF COURSE I DID.
LOOK WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO.
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THIS IS SO DANGEROUS.
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YOU CAN'T CONTROL
YOUR STRENGTH,
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AND IT COULD CAUSE
A TON OF GLITCHES.
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WE HAVE TO CHANGE
YOU BACK, NOW!
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CALM DOWN,
YOU'RE OVER-REACTING.
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OKAY, YOU CAN DIAL ME
DOWN TO A NINE.
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MORNING, OXYGEN HOGS!
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TIME FOR ANOTHER SURPRISE
LOCKER INSPECTION!
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WHY, YOU ASK?
THE SUPERINTENDENT SAYS
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THAT IF I'M GONNA ACCUSE YOU
LITTLE CRIMINALS OF DOING STUFF
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I NEED "EVIDENCE."
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LINDSEY, YOU'RE UP.
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( annoyed sound )
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( laughing )
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STUFFED ANIMAL?
WHAT IS THIS, YOUR PROM DATE?
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MAKEUP? YOU'VE ALREADY LOST
THAT BATTLE, SWEETHEART.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM SO TIRED
OF PRINCIPAL PERRY
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AND HER POWER TRIPS.
HOW, HOW DOES SHE
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KEEP GETTING AWAY
WITH THIS STUFF?
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JUST ACCEPT IT.
IT'S A LOT EASIER ONCE
YOU LET GO OF THE HOPE.
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OOH, PRETZEL LOGS! JACKPOT!
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YOU'RE NEXT,
GLOW STICK.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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( grunts )
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( yells )
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( laughing )
STIFF ARM. LEGAL PLAY.
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OKAY, PRINCIPAL PERRY,
THIS IS NOT FAIR.
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YOU WALK AROUND HERE
LIKE A DICTATOR
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AND TREAT THE STUDENT
BODY LIKE PRISONERS.
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AWW, YOU NOTICED.
IT'S SO GOOD
TO BE APPRECIATED.
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NO. THIS IS NO WAY
TO RUN A SCHOOL.
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AND I THINK THAT
I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE
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WHEN I SAY WE'RE NOT
GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!
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( students gasping )
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AND BY "WE" SHE MEANS HER.
YOU AND ME, ROCK SOLID.
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ARE YOU CHALLENGING
MY AUTHORITY?
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SHE'S SWEATING
THROUGH HER PANT SUIT.
RETREAT, RETREAT!
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LISTEN, LIPSTICK,
I DIDN'T COMMAND A SHIP
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IN THE MERCHANT MARINES
TO TAKE GUFF FROM YOU.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST THINK
THE SCHOOL MIGHT BE
A BIT MORE ENJOYABLE
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IF WE WERE TREATED
LIKE ADULTS
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AND HAD MORE FREEDOM.
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RIGHT, AND THEN
WE COULD ALL RIDE
UNICORNS TO SCHOOL
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AND EAT FOOD THAT PASSES
A HEALTH INSPECTION.
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BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE LIKE THIS.
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OH, YES, IT DOES. I LEARNED
ONE THING FROM MY MOTHER:
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TO RULE WITH AN IRON FIST.
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OH, AND THAT SALAD TAKES UP
SPACE WHERE MEAT SHOULD BE.
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SHE SOUNDS
LIKE A LOVELY WOMAN.
SHE ISN'T!
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YOU KIDS THINK MY JOB
IS SO EASY, DON'T YA?
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( laughing ) WELL, I MEAN, HOW
HARD CAN IT BE? YOU DO IT.
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( students gasping )
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YOU THINK YOU CAN
DO BETTER? ALL RIGHT!
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HAVE AT IT.
SCHOOL'S YOURS.
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YOU GO AHEAD
AND BE PRINCIPAL FOR A DAY.
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WHAT?
YEAH.
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GO AHEAD AND BE
THE NICE PRINCIPAL.
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THESE MAGGOTS WILL
EAT YOU ALIVE IN TWO HOURS.
HMM.
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YOU COULDA USE
YOUR LAST BREATH
TO SCREAM FOR HELP,
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BUT YOU SHOULDA USED
IT TO SAY "I'M SORRY."
OH!
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ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE ON.
BUT IF I'M GONNA BE
PRINCIPAL FOR THE DAY,
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I'LL NEED THE KEYS
TO YOUR OFFICE.
ALL RIGHT.
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BUT REMEMBER,
NO MATTER HOW LOUD
THE BANGING GETS
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IN THE FILE CABINET,
DON'T OPEN IT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
MAXED OUT YOUR STRENGTH
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AFTER I SPECIFICALLY
TOLD YOU NOT TO.
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IN MY DEFENSE,
YOU TELLING ME
WHAT TO DO IS LIKE
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A MONKEY TELLING
A HEDGEHOG WHAT TO DO--
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
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BUT IT WOULD MAKE AN
AWESOME BUDDY COP MOVIE.
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CAN WE JUST PLEASE
GET THIS OVER WITH?
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I GOTTA GET BACK
TO SCHOOL.
IT'S KARAOKE DAY
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IN LATIN CLASS AND
I'M SINGING TWINKLE
TWINKLE LITTLE STAR.
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( singing in Latin )
SCINTILLAT SCINTILLAT
PAULO STELLA...
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( laughing )
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YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE
NEVER GONNA HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT?
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YEAH? AND YOURS IS GONNA
HAVE TO CUT YOUR FOOD,
SO WE'RE EVEN.
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GET IN YOUR CAPSULE!
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ALL RIGHT, REDUCING
SUPER STRENGTH IN
THREE, TWO, ONE...
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ALL RIGHT, WE SHOULD
PROBABLY TEST IT OUT
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TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE
BACK TO NORMAL. COME HERE.
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THIS IS MADE OUT OF
ULTRA-STRENGTH TITANIUM.
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THINK YOU CAN BREAK IT?
SURE,
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STAND STILL WHILE
I SMASH IT OVER YOUR HEAD.
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NO, WITH YOUR HAND.
NOT AS FUN,
BUT OKAY.
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( exhales )
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AH, I'M BACK
TO NORMAL.
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NOW I'M ONLY A HUNDRED
TIMES STRONGER THAN YOU.
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( sighing )
I GUESS I'M GONNA
HAVE TO HIT YOU
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MORE OFTEN
TO MAKE UP FOR IT.
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YOU REALLY DON'T
HAVE TO.
OH, THAT'S SWEET.
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BUT I REALLY DO.
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NO, YOU DON'T.
YES, I DO.
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NO, YOU DON'T.
COME HERE.
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STOP. GET AWAY.
DON'T TOUCH ME.
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DON'T-- GET AWAY,
GET AWAY. NO, NO!
( yells )
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( laughs )
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WHOA! IT'S ONLY
BEEN A FEW HOURS,
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BUT LOOK HOW MUCH
HAPPIER EVERYONE
IS UNDER PRINCIPAL BREE.
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WELL, THAT IS
JUST HOW I ROLL,
VICE PRINCIPAL LEO.
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( laughing )
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I MEAN, ISN'T IT AMAZING
HOW MUCH HAPPIER
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AND MORE PRODUCTIVE
STUDENTS ARE WHEN
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THEY'RE GIVEN
A LITTLE BIT OF FREEDOM?
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LET BREEDOM RING!
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OH, UH, BY THE WAY,
I HAVE SOME PAPERWORK
FOR YOU TO SIGN.
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SURE. WHAT IS IT?
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YOU KNOW,
JUST AN APPROVAL FORM,
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FORCING ALL GIRLS
TO BE MY FRIEND.
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WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
STOP TALKING ON THE PHONE!
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SPIT OUT THAT GUM!
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UH-UH, DON'T YOU
LISTEN TO HER!
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PUT THAT GUM BACK
IN YOUR MOUTH.
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HEY--
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THIS IS MY SCHOOL NOW.
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SEE HOW SMOOTHLY THINGS
ARE RUNNING AND HOW
HAPPY EVERYONE IS?
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( grunting )
I KNOW, IT'S DISGUSTING!
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ALL THESE SMILING FACES.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MANY
TEETH SINCE I KEPT DENTAL
RECORDS AT THE MORGUE.
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SORRY, PRINCIPAL PERRY,
BUT I GUESS IT IS EASY
DOING YOUR JOB.
( scoffs )
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YEAH!
WATCH IT, DOOLEY!
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AH-AH-AH-AH!
CORRECTION:
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VICE PRINCIPAL DOOLEY.
AND IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO BE HERE UNLESS YOU'RE
A STUDENT OR FACULTY.
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SO I'M AFRAID,
I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE...
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TERRY.
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( grunting )
THIS ISN'T OVER!
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( phone ringing )
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WHAT, MOM? I'M AT WORK!
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00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:22,689
SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO RAISE MY VOICE.
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YES, I'VE BEEN A BAD GIRL.
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( bell rings )
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HEY, CHASE,
WHEN YOU ZAPPED ME
I THINK YOU TOOK
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A LITTLE BIT
OF WEIGHT OFF.
ADAM,
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
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THE RE-CALIBRATION
ADJUSTS THE RATIO
OF YOUR MUSCLE MASS
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TO YOUR BODY FRAME AND,
AND, WHO AM I KIDDING?
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YOU STOPPED LISTENING
FIVE SECONDS AGO, RIGHT?
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ADAM?
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ADAM?
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( in high-pitched voice )
I'M DOWN HERE!
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TOLD YOU I WAS
LOSING WEIGHT.
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CHASE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I, I, I GUESS I WAS
IN SUCH A RUSH
TO RE-CALIBRATE
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YOUR CHIP, I,
I ACCIDENTALLY
FORGOT TO ENTER
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THE SIZE PARAMETERS,
WHICH CAUSED A GLITCH AND--
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I'M TWO INCHES TALL
AND NAKED! DO SOMETHING!
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00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:25,723
REALLY, CHASE?
A PURPLE NINJA OUTFIT?
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YOU KNOW PURPLE'S
NOT MY COLOR!
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IT WAS FROM
THE LOST AND FOUND.
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00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,420
THERE WERE ONLY TWO ACTION
FIGURES, THIS AND POWER GIRL.
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00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:35,872
AND YOU DON NOT HAVE
THE LEGS TO WORK THAT SKIRT.
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HA. JUST HURRY UP
AND FIX THIS!
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I CAN'T STAND BEING
SMALLER THAN YOU.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN SMALLER
THAN YOU FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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NOW YOU KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE.
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DO YOU REMEMBER ALL
THE NAMES YOU CALLED ME?
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NOT ALL OF 'EM,
BUT I REMEMBER THERE WAS
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00:11:49,239 --> 00:11:53,779
TINYPANTS MCGOO, MICROMAN,
TINY BOY, ANT BOY, EENCY MEENCY,
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00:11:53,784 --> 00:11:55,924
LITTLE WOMAN...
( laughing )
216
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,446
HEY! WHOA, HEY!
217
00:11:57,447 --> 00:12:00,417
Adam: WHY IS IT DARK?
WHAT'S GOING ON? LET ME OUT!
218
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,851
HEY, WHAT'D YOU
DO THAT FOR?
219
00:12:03,854 --> 00:12:05,304
I WANTED YOU TO SEE
WHAT IT'S LIKE
220
00:12:05,295 --> 00:12:07,295
TO BE PICKED ON BY
SOMEONE LARGER THAN YOU.
221
00:12:07,297 --> 00:12:09,227
BUT, SINCE
I'M A NICE GUY,
222
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,499
NOW I'LL TAKE YOU
HOME TO FIX YOU.
223
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:13,160
THANK YOU, CHASE,
IT'S REALLY BIG OF YOU.
224
00:12:13,163 --> 00:12:16,113
AND I DON'T GET TO SAY
THAT VERY OFTEN. HA HA.
225
00:12:16,106 --> 00:12:18,006
YOU JUST CAN'T
STOP YOURSELF,
CAN YOU?
226
00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:22,108
I'LL TRY.
UM, YOU'RE HUGE...
227
00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:24,212
LY SMALL.
NOPE, CAN'T DO IT.
228
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,515
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET HOME.
229
00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:29,477
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A LITTLE FUN.
230
00:12:29,479 --> 00:12:31,219
NO, NO, NO, NO. NO! NO!
231
00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:35,033
YOU KNOW THAT NEW TARANTULA
IN THE SCIENCE LAB?
232
00:12:35,025 --> 00:12:37,325
OH, YEAH, HARVEY!
HE'S GREAT.
233
00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:39,757
WELL, LET'S SEE
HOW GREAT HE IS
WHEN HE GETS
234
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,359
A SURPRISE VISIT FROM
A TINY, PURPLE NINJA.
235
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,472
NO!
( yelling )
236
00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:50,998
HEY, WHERE IS EVERYONE?
237
00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:52,771
WHY IS NO ONE IN CLASS?
238
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,082
( music playing distantly )
239
00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:00,349
( music playing )
240
00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:08,357
PRINCIPAL PERRY?
241
00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:10,858
WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
( laughing )
242
00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:16,031
THE NAME'S TERRY.
ON THE STREET THEY CALL
ME T.P. 'CAUSE I CLEAN UP.
243
00:13:16,026 --> 00:13:21,826
UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NEVER MIND THAT,
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
244
00:13:21,832 --> 00:13:24,302
WELL, THE MORE
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
IT SEEMED ONLY FAIR
245
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,314
THAT IF YOU GET TO BE
PRINCIPAL FOR A DAY,
246
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,806
THEN I GET TO BE
A STUDENT FOR A DAY.
( laughing )
247
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,981
SINCE YOU'RE SUCH
A BIG FAN OF FREEDOM,
248
00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:35,153
I THOUGHT I'D SHOW YOU
WHAT IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE.
249
00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:38,485
BERTHA, RUTHIE,
SADDLE UP!
250
00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:40,248
( students chanting )
GO, GO, GO, GO,
251
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,590
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
252
00:13:41,591 --> 00:13:43,351
( students cheering )
253
00:13:43,353 --> 00:13:45,933
( crashing sound )
254
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:50,126
OH! SHE JUST GOT LOAFED!
( laughing )
255
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:53,960
IF SHE GETS HURT
WHILE YOU'RE PRINCIPAL,
YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE.
256
00:13:53,964 --> 00:13:56,944
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO
TO PRINCIPALS IN PRISON?
257
00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:00,107
WELL, YOU CAN'T
THREATEN ME.
VICE PRINCIPAL LEO?
258
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:01,840
MY PLEASURE.
HMM.
259
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,221
YOU JUST GOT DETENTION,
SQUAT MUG.
260
00:14:05,215 --> 00:14:07,115
DO YOU REALLY
WANNA GO THERE,
KNOWING THAT
261
00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:10,177
I'M BACK TO RUNNING
THIS PLACE TOMORROW?
262
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:13,380
AND I QUIT.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, BREE.
263
00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:14,893
WHAT?
264
00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:17,125
SO, YOU READY TO GIVE UP?
265
00:14:17,127 --> 00:14:20,987
( scoffing ) NOT A CHANCE.
BECAUSE FREEDOM IS ALWAYS--
266
00:14:20,991 --> 00:14:23,461
Principal Perry:
OH!
( laughing )
267
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,473
SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR
YOU WITH ALL THAT
FREEDOM ON YOUR FACE.
268
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,966
( laughing )
269
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,368
SOMEBODY GET THIS GIRL
SOME GRAVY.
270
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,040
( laughing )
271
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,653
ALL RIGHT, ADAM,
TIME FOR A WATER
FOUNTAIN JERK BATH.
272
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:42,608
ADAM? ADAM?
OH, NO! ADAM?
273
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,224
ADAM?
274
00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:50,517
( laughing )
NEW INTERNET DANCE CRAZE.
275
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,620
LOOK IT UP.
276
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,504
LEO!
'SUP?
277
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,896
I NEED YOUR HELP.
I ACCIDENTALLY SHRUNK
ADAM AND HE IS GONE!
278
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,028
I GOT YOUR BACK.
YOU WERE WITH ME,
WE WERE KAYAKING.
279
00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:03,301
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
280
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,543
NO! HE WAS IN MY
POCKET BUT HE FELL OUT.
I LOST HIM!
281
00:15:06,536 --> 00:15:08,606
THEY'LL NEVER BUY IT.
STICK TO THE KAYAK.
282
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,580
I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE!
283
00:15:12,582 --> 00:15:15,392
CHASE! LEO!
I'M OVER HERE!
284
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:17,515
OVER HERE!
285
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,547
AAH! INCOMING BUTT!
286
00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:25,561
HA! NO ONE CAN
DEFEAT THE BUTT-NINJA.
287
00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:32,029
HEY, I HAVE THOSE JEANS!
288
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,662
NO, DON'T SIT DOWN,
DON'T SIT DOWN!
289
00:15:33,663 --> 00:15:35,573
( yells )
290
00:15:35,565 --> 00:15:38,035
CHASE, I THINK
I JUST SAW A LITTLE,
291
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:41,568
PURPLE NINJA DIVE
INTO THAT BOOK BAG.
292
00:15:41,571 --> 00:15:44,371
AND THERE'S SOMETHING
I'LL NEVER SAY AGAIN.
293
00:15:44,374 --> 00:15:47,084
GO, GO!
294
00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:56,694
SORRY, MA'AM.
RANDOM BAG SEARCH.
295
00:15:56,686 --> 00:15:59,626
THERE'S BEEN A RASH OF CROUTON
THEFT AT THE SALAD BAR.
296
00:15:59,629 --> 00:16:02,529
WE'RE NOT SAYING IT'S YOU,
BUT WE'RE ALL THINKIN' IT.
297
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,104
A-HA! I GOT HIM.
YOU GOT HIM?
298
00:16:08,098 --> 00:16:12,498
DUDE! YOU ALMOST
SPILLED MY THIRD LUNCH.
299
00:16:12,502 --> 00:16:14,102
RIGHT. SORRY.
300
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:21,647
OH!
301
00:16:21,651 --> 00:16:26,621
OH, WOW, GIGANTIC FOOD.
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
302
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,558
OOH, PICKLES!
303
00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:36,504
ADAM, GET OUT OF THERE!
304
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,496
OH!
305
00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:44,602
( yelling )
306
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,014
( grunting )
307
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,606
BRAVER MEN THAN YOU HAVE
TRIED TO TAKE MY FOOD BEFORE.
308
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,779
THEY AIN'T MEN NOW.
309
00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:55,523
I WON'T LET YOU
EAT MY BROTHER!
310
00:16:55,515 --> 00:17:00,445
( scoffs )
YOU VEGETARIANS
MAKE ME SICK.
311
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:02,290
IT'S A TURKEY,
NOT YOUR BROTHER.
312
00:17:02,292 --> 00:17:04,792
NOW GIVE ME BACK
THAT BIRD, HIPPIE!
NO!
313
00:17:04,794 --> 00:17:06,434
NO, NO!
YES, YES!
314
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,526
GE-- LET GO
OF THE BIRD!
315
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,527
DROP THE BURGER,
TERRY!
316
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,229
HOW ABOUT I DROP YOU,
GIRLIE?
317
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,072
HMM, I HAD A FEELING
YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.
318
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:17,065
WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT
IN THE BIG GUNS.
319
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,067
THERESA!
320
00:17:21,411 --> 00:17:23,411
MOTHER?
321
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,283
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
322
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:29,645
THIS LOVELY YOUNG LADY
CALLED ME AND SAID
YOU WERE CAUSING TROUBLE.
323
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,679
WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT WRESTLING FOR FOOD?
324
00:17:32,682 --> 00:17:36,392
OH! THAT IF
YOU'RE GONNA DO IT,
YOU BETTER WIN?
325
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:40,126
DON'T YOU SASS
YOUR MOMMA!
SORRY, MOTHER.
326
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,362
HANDS OFF, TROLL!
327
00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:49,666
I APOLOGIZE FOR HER
CAUSING SO MUCH TROUBLE.
328
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,369
SHE'S NOT REALLY
THE PRINCIPAL!
329
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,241
AND YOU'RE NOT
REALLY A CHILD,
SO STOP ACTING LIKE ONE!
330
00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:56,514
( grunting )
331
00:17:56,506 --> 00:18:00,576
THERESA, WHAT DO YOU
SAY TO PRINCIPAL BREE?
332
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,580
( yelling )
333
00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:08,555
SORRY.
BIG GIRL VOICE!
334
00:18:08,558 --> 00:18:11,318
SORRY!
335
00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:16,101
I'M GOING TO TAKE HER HOME
AND GIVE HER A GOOD TALKING TO.
336
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,665
MM, I THINK
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
337
00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:20,368
NO, MOMMA, NO,
NO, NO, MOMMA!
338
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,630
NO, MOMMA, NO,
NO, NO, NO! NO--
339
00:18:22,632 --> 00:18:24,372
HEY, HEY, HEY!
340
00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:26,284
( yelling )
341
00:18:32,142 --> 00:18:33,642
THANKS A LOT, RUTHIE.
342
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,616
Both:
I LOST MY RETAINER.
343
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,890
( laughing nervously )
344
00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:52,459
GOT HIM! OH, WAIT,
NO, THAT'S A CELERY STICK.
345
00:18:53,903 --> 00:18:57,613
AH, GOT HIM!
WAIT, NO,
THAT'S A CHICKEN BONE.
346
00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:01,339
OOH, I FOUND HIM!
347
00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:07,445
HE WAS CURLED UP
INSIDE A BURRITO.
348
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,350
THANKS.
349
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:17,492
UH, ADAM SIZE PARAMETERS,
SIX-ONE, HUNDRED
AND SEVENTY-FIVE POUNDS.
350
00:19:17,487 --> 00:19:21,357
STRENGTH LEVEL, SIX.
CLOTHING--
YES, PLEASE.
351
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:32,537
WHOA! CHASE, I JUST HAD
THE MOST AWESOME DREAM.
352
00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:35,582
I WAS A TINY NINJA
IN A LAND OF BUTT GIANTS.
353
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,275
NO, ADAM, THAT
WASN'T A DREAM.
354
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,908
I MADE A MISTAKE
AND SHRUNK YOU.
355
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:43,580
THAT'S RIGHT!
AND I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
356
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,893
FOR ONCE, LEO'S
PART OF THE SOLUTION
TO A PROBLEM
357
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,685
HE DIDN'T CREATE!
YES!
358
00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:53,319
WOW, I THINK I FINALLY
UNDERSTAND WHAT IT FEELS
359
00:19:53,323 --> 00:19:54,693
LIKE TO BE
THE SMALLER BROTHER.
360
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,904
( sighing )
FINALLY!
361
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,666
SO DOES THIS MEAN
THAT YOU'RE NOT
GONNA MAKE SHORT
362
00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:00,498
JOKES AT
MY EXPENSE ANYMORE?
363
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,830
I'M SORRY, CAN YOU
SPEAK UP? I CAN'T
HEAR YOU DOWN THERE.
364
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,843
YOU JUST CANNOT
HELP YOURSELF, CAN YOU?
365
00:20:05,835 --> 00:20:09,235
OH, I'M JUST KIDDING.
LOOK, I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE THAT SMALL.
366
00:20:09,239 --> 00:20:11,709
AND FOR TURNING
ME BACK TO NORMAL,
I GOT YOU A GIFT.
367
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,881
OKAY, CLOSE YOUR EYES.
368
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,547
OPEN 'EM.
369
00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:23,391
IT'S A TINY NINJA COSTUME!
370
00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:27,725
OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE SIZE.
YOU'LL GROW INTO IT.
371
00:20:34,964 --> 00:20:38,574
UGH, I AM SO
HAPPY TO JUST BE
A STUDENT AGAIN.
372
00:20:38,568 --> 00:20:42,708
AND I AM SO HAPPY YOU'VE
FORGIVEN ME FOR QUITTING
AS VICE PRINCIPAL.
373
00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:44,572
I DIDN'T.
374
00:20:44,574 --> 00:20:46,624
SO WE'RE GOOD?
375
00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:51,547
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE FORMER ADMINISTRATION.
376
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:55,361
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE FAILED ADMINISTRATION.
377
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:59,555
THAT WAS MY DIS!
YOU ONLY CHANGED ONE WORD!
378
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,629
NOW THAT I'M BACK IN
CHARGE, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOUR LIVES MISERABLE.
379
00:21:02,632 --> 00:21:05,572
I THINK YOU MEAN
HER LIFE, BECAUSE
I RESIGNED MY POSITION.
380
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,795
YOU AND ME, ROCK SOLID.
381
00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:10,969
NOT A CHANCE.
YOU TWO ARE GONNA
SPEND THE REST
382
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,270
OF THE DAY CLEANING
UP THE CAFETERIA.
383
00:21:14,704 --> 00:21:18,514
OH, ( laughing )
I DON'T THINK SO.
384
00:21:18,508 --> 00:21:20,578
I MAY NOT BE PRINCIPAL
ANYMORE, BUT, UH,
385
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,680
I DO STILL HAVE ONE THING:
386
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:23,882
YOUR MOTHER'S PHONE NUMBER.
387
00:21:25,755 --> 00:21:27,955
THERESA!
388
00:21:27,957 --> 00:21:29,887
ON, NO!
NO, MOMMY, NO!
389
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,789
I'VE BEEN A GOOD GIRL!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
390
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,992
Mother:
THERESA! THERESA!
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