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( into microphone )
MORNING, GERM SACKS.
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I KNOW THAT YOU'VE
ALL BEEN COMPLAINING
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THAT THE TECHNOLOGY
AROUND HERE ISN'T QUITE--
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( microphone feedback )
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(clears throat )
ISN'T QUITE--
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( feedback continues )
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( high pitch feedback,
students groan )
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STATE OF THE ART.
( chuckles )
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SO, THANKS TO YOURS TRULY,
WE'RE GETTING
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CUTTING-EDGE EQUIPMENT
FOR THE WHOLE SCHOOL TO ENJOY.
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JOJO! BETTY!
LET'S GO, LADIES.
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WHEEL IT LIKE IT'S HOT.
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BEHOLD! MISSION CREEK HIGH'S
BRAND NEW MEDIA CENTER!
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I DON'T THINK YOU CAN
CALL IT TECHNOLOGY
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IF YOU HAVE TO CHANGE
THE CHANNEL WITH PLIERS.
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WHY DO I SMELL
FORMALDEHYDE?
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'CAUSE I FOUND IT ON A CURB
OUTSIDE THE MORGUE.
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I'M GETTING ALL MY CHRISTMAS
PRESENTS THERE, TOO.
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AUNT DOTTY'S GETTIN' SHEETS!
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HOW IS THIS THING NEW?
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NEW TO YOU, LADY-FACE.
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OH, TERRIBLY SORRY
TO TROUBLE YOU,
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BUT COULD YOU HELP
ME FIND ME LOCKER?
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I-I'M SORRY,
I DON'T SPEAK LEPRECHAUN.
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BUT HE IS
FLUENT IN DOOFUS.
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OH, YOU'RE
RIGHT THERE AT 324.
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BRILLIANT.
MM-HMM.
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OH! I'M ALISTAIR, BY THE WAY.
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FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT
FROM IRELAND.
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OH. NICE TO MEET YOU,
ALISTAIR. I'M BREE,
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AND THIS IS
MY BROTHER ADAM.
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I CAN SHOW YOU AROUND,
AND HE...
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CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO WARM UP
A SANDWICH IN YOUR ARMPIT.
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MMM. BUT I'M WARNING YOU,
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THE CHEESE STICKS
ARE GONNA GET MESSY.
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WELCOME TO AMERICA.
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CHEERS.
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WAIT A SECOND.
NEW KID?
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FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
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THAT YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WE'LL HAVE TO SPEAK SLOWLY TO?
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( sighs )
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NO. HE'S A BIONIC SPY.
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WELL, THINK ABOUT IT.
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MARCUS WAS THE "NEW KID,"
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AND LOOK WHAT
HAPPENED WITH HIM.
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WE CAN'T TAKE ANY CHANCES.
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( sighs ) YOU HOLD HIM DOWN,
I'LL STRIP HIM FOR PARTS.
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NO! ADAM,
YOU ARE OVERREACTING.
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ALISTAIR SEEMS
LIKE A NICE GUY.
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YOU KNOW WHO ALSO
SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY?
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MARCUS!
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ALISTAIR'S A BIONIC SPY,
AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT.
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EVEN IF I HAVE TO LEARN
HOW TO SPEAK IRELAND-ISH.
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OKAY, LET'S FIRE UP
THE MEDIA CENTER!
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OKAY, OKAY...
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MINOR SETBACK.
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FOR THE RECORD, YOU ALL LOOK
MUCH BETTER IN THIS LIGHT.
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THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC
SUPER-HUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?
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♪♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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LEO, READ WHAT'S ON
PAGE 47 OF YOUR HISTORY BOOK.
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I DON'T HAVE A PAGE 47.
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I HAVE A FOUR, A TWELVE,
A THIRTY-TWO,
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AND WHAT I HOPE IS GUM
ON NINETY-EIGHT.
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THIS BOOK IS SO OLD.
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LISTEN TO THIS.
CHAPTER FOUR,
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"HORSE-LESS CARRIAGES TAKING
OVER THE STREETS OF AMERICA."
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OTHER SCHOOLS TEACH
ON LAPTOPS AND TABLETS.
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WE'RE READING FROM
TEXTBOOKS THAT WARN US
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THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
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WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING
TO BRING MISSION CREEK HIGH
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TO THE 21st CENTURY.
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OOH,
MAYBE I CAN HELP.
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( Chase and Leo )
NO!
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WHAT? I AM A GENIUS TECH MOGUL!
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I COULD REVOLUTIONIZE
YOUR WHOLE SCHOOL.
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WHY WOULDN'T
YOU WANT ME TO HELP?
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BECAUSE EVERY TIME
YOU TRY TO HELP,
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IT STARTS IN A GOOD PLACE,
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BUT THEN YOUR EGO TAKES OVER
AND RUINS EVERYTHING.
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THAT IS NOT TRUE.
GIVE ME ONE EXAMPLE.
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LAST WEEK YOU GAVE ME
A NEW BACKPACK.
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YOU SAID YOU NEEDED A BACKPACK.
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A BACKPACK...
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NOT THIS.
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ALL THE GUYS
IN THE OFFICE LOVE THEIRS.
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TRUST ME, THEY DON'T.
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YOU DON'T GET IT.
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THIS IS OUR SCHOOL
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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YEAH, WHATEVER DISASTER
YOU CREATE THERE
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WILL AFFECT US EVERY DAY.
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GUYS, I PROMISE
I WON'T EMBARRASS YOU.
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THIS IS ABOUT YOUR SCHOOL,
NOT ABOUT ME.
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WELL, OUR SCHOOL COULD
REALLY USE THE HELP...
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FINE. BUT YOU KEEP
THAT EGO UNDER CONTROL.
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( scoffs ) DON'T WORRY,
MY EGO IS OFFICIALLY CHECKED.
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( phone ringing )
♪ DAVENPORT! DAVENPORT!
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♪ SOMEBODY WANTS
TO CALL DAVENPORT! ♪
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WHAT? COME ON,
THAT'S JUST CATCHY.
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HEY, GUYS! CHECK IT OUT!
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ELECTRONIC BULLETIN BOARDS,
TABLETS INSTEAD OF TEXTBOOKS...
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AND THIS IS THE COOLEST PART.
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CHECK IT OUT.
BY THE END OF TODAY
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I WILL HAVE FINGERPRINT
SCANNERS ON ALL THE LOCKERS.
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YES!
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WE WERE GONNA DO
RETINAL SCANNING,
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BUT IT TURNS OUT EYEBALLS
ARE HIGHLY FLAMMABLE.
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( beeping )
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( automated voice )
HELLO, LEO DOOLEY.
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( chuckles )
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK IT'S GONNA BE
A LOT HARDER TO GET OUT OF
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WHEN SOMEONE LOCKS ME INSIDE.
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AH.
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I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU,
MR. DAVENPORT.
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THIS IS AMAZING.
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SEE? I TOLD YOU
IT WOULD BE GREAT.
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( robotic sounds )
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OH, AND I SEE YOU GAVE
PRINCIPAL PERRY A MAKEOVER.
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I ESPECIALLY LOVE
WHAT YOU DID TO HER FACE.
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ZIP IT, DOOLEY.
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THAT'S NOT PRINCIPAL PERRY.
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THAT'S ROBO PERRY.
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SHE'S A ROBOT!
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AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!
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MAKE IT STOP!
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OH.
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( sighs )
ANYWAY, I DESIGNED ROBO PERRY
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SO SHE COULD ROAM THE HALLS,
HANDING OUT DETENTIONS WHILE--
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I'M ON A THREE-HOUR
LUNCH BREAK!
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OR LURKING ELSEWHERE.
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HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
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SIMPLE.
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I, UH, TOOK
THE FOUNDATIONS OF A ROBOT
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I BUILT FOR PRIVATE SECURITY
AND I REPURPOSED THE SOFTWARE.
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AND THEN, OF COURSE,
I MATCHED HER VOCAL PATTERN.
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IT WASN'T EASY
MATCHING THE SOUNDS
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OF A GRAVEL TRUCK UNLOADING
WITH A BEAR IN LABOR,
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BUT I GOT IT.
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I ALWAYS WANTED
A SUPER CUTE TWIN SISTER.
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( gasps ) I'M GONNA BUY
US MATCHING BIKINIS.
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AND I'M GONNA GOUGE
MY EYES OUT.
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Both:
SHUT IT, DOOLEY!
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THANKS, DON!
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H-HEY-- YEAH,
YOU'RE WELCOME. YEAH.
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WHY WOULD YOU
MAKE ANOTHER PERRY?
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PRINCIPAL PERRY SAID
IF I MAKE HER LIFE EASIER,
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SHE'S GONNA NAME A WING
OF THE SCHOOL AFTER ME.
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YOU SOLD US OUT JUST TO HAVE
YOUR NAME ABOVE A DOORWAY?
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ONCE AGAIN, YOUR EGO TAKES
OVER AND RUINS EVERYTHING.
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HEY. IF MY NAME ON THIS SCHOOL
BRINGS MORE PRESTIGE AND FUNDING
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BECAUSE I'M SO AWESOME,
THAT'S A WIN-WIN-WIN.
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THAT'S THREE WINS!
THAT'S A DAVEN-WIN!
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OH, HEY, ADAM.
TOSS ME MY WATER BOTTLE.
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WOW!
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I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS.
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HOW'D YOU GRAB THAT SO FAST?
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YEAH!
HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
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MUST BE ME QUICK REFLEXES.
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( mouthing )
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OR MAYBE IT'S JUST
THE LUCK OF THE IRISH!
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NO? NOT--NOT
DIGGING THE IRISH?
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I, I CAN DO AMERICAN?
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(in American accent )
I LIKE PICK-UP TRUCKS,
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SPRING BREAK,
AND EXTRA-LARGE PORTIONS.
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YEE-HAW!
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W-WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR ACCENT?
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PRETTY COOL, HUH?
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IT'S ONE OF ME
SPECIAL ABILITIES.
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I CAN SOUND LIKE
ALMOST ANYBODY.
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FRENCH, GERMAN. RUSSIAN!
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(in Russian accent)
IT IS A PLEASURE
TO BE IN YOUR COUNTRY.
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WOW. THAT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
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( New York accent )
THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE
THAT CAME FROM, SWEETHEART.
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HEY, SOME DAY,
AND THAT DAY MAY NEVER COME,
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MAYBE YOU'LL DO
AN IMPRESSION FOR ME, YEAH?
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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
HE SAID "SPECIAL ABILITIES."
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I KNOW.
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AND THAT ACCENT THING
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WAS JUST LIKE
MY VOCAL MANIPULATION!
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YEAH!
( sighs )
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BUT YOUR OLD ITALIAN GUY'S
WAY BETTER THAN HIS.
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KEEP IT UP, CHIP PARKER,
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AND YOU WILL BE
IN DETENTION FOREVER YOU--
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SEARCHING-DATABASE-
FOR-INSULT...
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MOUTH-BREATHER.
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GREAT. EVERYBODY
AT SCHOOL HATES US.
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YEAH, BUT NOW IT'S
HIGH-TECH HATE.
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HEY, HOW COME YOU GUYS AREN'T
EATING IN THE DAVENPORTERIA?
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FUNNY THING.
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WHEN YOUR DAD CREATES
AN EVEN WORSE VERSION
OF THE WORST PRINCIPAL EVER,
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KIDS TEND TO TURN ON YOU.
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LOOK, DON'T WORRY.
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I'M SURE THIS WILL
ALL BLOW OVER
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ONCE KIDS GET
USED TO ROBO PERRY.
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REMEMBER WHEN
YOU FIRST MET LEO?
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YOU COULDN'T STAND HIM.
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DONNY D.!
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PRINCIPAL P.!
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OH! BOO!
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OLD PEOPLE.
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YOU DON'T THINK YOU ARE,
BUT YOU ARE.
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YOU ARE A GENIUS.
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AND YOU ARE A MASTER
OF THE OBVIOUS.
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( both laughing )
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CHEERS!
( sighs )
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ROBO PERRY IS AMAZING.
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I KNOW IT'S ONLY BEEN
A FEW DAYS BUT--
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( inhales )
DO YOU SMELL THAT?
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( sniffing )
MOIST CAT FOOD?
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I WAS RUNNING LATE,
I GRABBED A CAN.
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00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,246
I THOUGHT IT WAS TUNA!
LIVE WITH IT!
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FEAR. IT'S FEAR.
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AND IT'S EVERYWHERE.
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IT'S THE BEST SMELL
IN THE WORLD.
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I PREFER CRISPLY-MINTED
HUNDREDS,
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BUT WHATEVER FLOATS
YOUR BOAT, PERRY BOMB.
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LISTEN, I WAS TELLING
THE SUPERINTENDENT
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HOW WONDERFUL
ROBO PERRY IS,
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AND HE'S BRINGING THE ENTIRE
SCHOOL BOARD BY THIS AFTERNOON
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TO CHECK HER OUT.
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SOON, IF WE'RE LUCKY,
THERE'LL BE A ROBO PERRY
230
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IN EVERY SCHOOL
IN THE DISTRICT.
231
00:10:47,878 --> 00:10:51,948
AND, AFTER THAT,
EVERY SCHOOL IN AMERICA!
232
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,322
( chuckles )
OH-HO-HO!
233
00:10:53,323 --> 00:10:55,263
GREAT. NOW KIDS WE'VE
NEVER MET WILL HATE US.
234
00:10:56,386 --> 00:11:00,026
DONALD DAVENPORT,
THE CHILDREN'S SAVIOR.
235
00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:02,330
I'M GONNA MAKE
SO MUCH MONEY.
236
00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:03,332
( both laughing )
237
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,363
AND AS YOUR PARTNER,
238
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,404
I'LL BE HAPPY
TO GIVE YOU 30%.
239
00:11:06,396 --> 00:11:10,096
WELL, I THINK YOU'RE
FORGETTING WHO CREATED
THIS WORK OF GENIUS.
240
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:13,040
WELL, I THINK YOU'RE
FORGETTING WHO'S PUTTING
THE DEAL TOGETHER.
241
00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:14,753
HMM.
242
00:11:14,745 --> 00:11:16,375
WHY DON'T WE GO DISCUSS
THIS IN MY OFFICE?
243
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,246
I THINK A LOT MORE CLEARLY
IN MY BUTT-MASSAGING CHAIR.
244
00:11:20,711 --> 00:11:23,211
I'M SORRY, I BLACKED OUT
AFTER THE WORD "CHAIR."
245
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,418
OKAY. BEFORE WE DO
ANYTHING DRASTIC,
246
00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:32,390
WE NEED PROOF THAT
ALISTAIR'S A BIONIC SPY.
247
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,692
RIGHT.
248
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,103
GO INTO MISSION MODE.
249
00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,297
OKAY, I'LL INTERROGATE HIM
AND SEE IF HE SLIPS UP,
250
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,329
BUT WE HAVE TO BE SUBTLE.
SO, LET ME HANDLE THIS.
251
00:11:42,332 --> 00:11:45,282
RIGHT.
GO INTO SUBTLE MODE.
252
00:11:47,738 --> 00:11:49,378
SO, ALISTAIR.
253
00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:50,839
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO AMERICA?
254
00:11:50,841 --> 00:11:53,711
WELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY
AND THE PEOPLE ARE--
255
00:11:55,986 --> 00:11:57,016
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
256
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,417
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
257
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:01,118
JUST HAVING A LITTLE LUNCH.
258
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,121
YOU KNOW, RECHARGING
ME BATTERIES.
259
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,463
OH, SO YOU RUN ON BATTERIES NOW?
260
00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:07,795
WHAT'S YOUR GAME, MISTER?
261
00:12:07,798 --> 00:12:10,498
MAYBE I SHOULD
JUST TAKE ME CHIPS AND GO.
262
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:13,000
CHIPS, HUH?
AND WHAT CHIPS WOULD THOSE BE?
263
00:12:13,003 --> 00:12:14,103
THE BIONIC CHIP IN YOUR HEAD?
264
00:12:14,104 --> 00:12:15,344
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
ARE YOU SCARED?
265
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,305
YOU SHOULD BE,
'CAUSE WE'RE ONTO YOU!
266
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,340
BE HONEST,
WAS THAT TOO SUBTLE?
267
00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:32,121
( sighs )
268
00:12:32,122 --> 00:12:34,052
OKAY, COAST IS CLEAR,
EVERYONE'S IN CLASS,
269
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,334
AND ROBO PERRY IS CHARGING.
270
00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:36,485
I JUST NEED TO FIND OUT
271
00:12:36,486 --> 00:12:39,026
WHERE MR. DAVENPORT
PUT HER CONTROL PANEL.
272
00:12:47,397 --> 00:12:50,867
HUNDREDS, HUNDREDS
OF PLACES TO CHOOSE FROM
273
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:53,371
AND HE PUTS IT THERE.
274
00:12:56,346 --> 00:12:57,446
HAVE FUN.
275
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,352
SHE'S A ROBOT.
HOW DOES SHE SWEAT?
276
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,160
( sighs )
THERE WE GO.
277
00:13:13,163 --> 00:13:15,473
INSTEAD OF SEEING ROBO PERRY
PATROLLING THE HALLS,
278
00:13:15,465 --> 00:13:18,825
THE SCHOOL BOARD
WILL SEE THIS...
279
00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:23,332
( music plays )
280
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,840
( Davenport screams )
281
00:13:32,883 --> 00:13:34,143
WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO HER?
282
00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:37,254
TAPPED INTO HER CONTROL PANEL
AND ADJUSTED THE SETTINGS.
283
00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:40,087
YOU MESSED WITH US,
NOW IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
284
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:44,450
N-NO--NO! ROBO PERRY'S
ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING
WAS FOR MILITARY PATROL.
285
00:13:44,454 --> 00:13:46,534
IF ANY UNAUTHORIZED
USER TAMPERS WITH IT,
286
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,596
IT RESETS TO ITS
FACTORY DEFAULT.
287
00:13:48,598 --> 00:13:52,028
SO RESET HER DATE AND TIME.
BIG DEAL.
288
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:56,442
THE FACTORY DEFAULT IS,
"SEARCH AND DESTROY."
289
00:13:56,436 --> 00:14:00,106
NOW IT'S LOCKED IN
AND I CAN'T STOP IT!
290
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:01,510
THREAT DETECTED.
291
00:14:01,511 --> 00:14:03,371
AHH!
DESTROY.
292
00:14:03,373 --> 00:14:05,023
AHH!
293
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:06,275
( crashing sound )
294
00:14:06,276 --> 00:14:08,416
NOW, THAT'S WHAT
YOU CALL A DAVEN-SPLAT.
295
00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:19,926
OUT OF MY WAY,
SPACE-WASTERS.
296
00:14:19,930 --> 00:14:22,590
WE'VE GOT TO STOP HER BEFORE
SHE DESTROYS THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
297
00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:24,902
I THINK WE CAN
DIVERT HER ATTENTION
298
00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:27,195
AND LURE HER INTO
THAT EMPTY CLASSROOM.
299
00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:29,137
WE JUST NEED SOME BAIT.
300
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,545
ME? WHY ME?
301
00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:39,876
WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE...
302
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:40,979
YOU ARE...
303
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:41,981
BRAVE?
304
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,182
Both:
BRAVE.
305
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,513
HMM?
YEP.
306
00:14:44,514 --> 00:14:47,994
ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT.
307
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,160
( softly )
Hey, Robo Perry, over--
308
00:14:51,161 --> 00:14:53,091
OH, GET OVER THERE!
309
00:14:55,665 --> 00:14:58,225
HEY, OVER HERE,
BUDS AND BOLTS!
310
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,230
TINY THREAT DETECTED.
311
00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:06,312
OKAY, I AM TOO BIG TO BE TINY,
AND TOO TINY TO BE A THREAT.
312
00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:08,537
AHH!
313
00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:10,278
( indistinct yelling )
314
00:15:11,281 --> 00:15:12,381
( Leo yells, loud bang )
315
00:15:12,382 --> 00:15:14,312
OOH!
( Leo yells )
316
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,094
( both groan,
Leo screams )
317
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:17,416
AIM FOR THE BOLTS!
318
00:15:19,489 --> 00:15:21,019
( grunts, panting )
319
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,203
LEO, ARE YOU OKAY?
320
00:15:25,195 --> 00:15:29,695
BOYS, I'VE SEEN SOME THINGS.
321
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,372
SINCE YOUR "SUBTLE"
INTERROGATION FAILED,
322
00:15:35,365 --> 00:15:38,105
I THINK IT'S TIME WE TRY
A DIFFERENT TACTIC.
323
00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:40,438
OR WE COULD DO EXACTLY
WHAT WE DID BEFORE
324
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,970
AND HOPE FOR
A DIFFERENT RESULT.
325
00:15:41,972 --> 00:15:47,022
NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT
A FRIENDLY GAME OF DODGEBALL.
326
00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:48,117
OH.
327
00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:49,678
IF ALISTAIR IS BIONIC,
328
00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:52,619
HIS INSTINCTIVE REFLEXES
WILL AUTOMATICALLY KICK IN.
329
00:15:52,622 --> 00:15:54,022
OKAY. BUT IF IT DOESN'T WORK,
330
00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:57,064
HE AND I ARE GONNA PLAY
A LITTLE GAME CALLED
TRUTH OR WEDGIE.
331
00:15:59,029 --> 00:16:00,359
HEY, ALISTAIR!
332
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,560
OH, HELLO, GUYS.
333
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:02,631
BREE AND I WANT
TO INTRODUCE YOU
334
00:16:02,632 --> 00:16:04,662
TO A GREAT AMERICAN GAME
CALLED DODGEBALL.
335
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,744
OH, THAT SOUNDS LOVELY.
HOW DO YOU...
336
00:16:06,736 --> 00:16:08,636
( grunts )
337
00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:09,698
PLAY?
338
00:16:09,699 --> 00:16:10,999
( groans )
339
00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:13,101
YOU'RE DOING GREAT,
BUDDY!
340
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:15,553
HEY, ADAM. THOSE DON'T
LOOK LIKE BIONIC REFLEXES.
341
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:17,005
OH, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE
HE KNOWS WE SUSPECT HIM,
342
00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:19,047
SO HE'S HIDING THEM.
THIS GUY IS GOOD.
343
00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:22,351
AHH!
344
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,316
YOU KNOW, IT'S A GOOD THING
THIS GUY IS BIONIC,
345
00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:29,688
OR THIS WOULD REALLY HURT.
346
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,689
OH!
347
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:35,433
HOW COULD YOU GUYS
DO THIS TO ME?
348
00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:37,265
WE HAD TO.
YOU DOUBLED THE PERRY,
349
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:38,627
WHICH DOUBLED OUR PAIN!
350
00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:41,168
PAIN? YOU DON'T KNOW PAIN!
351
00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:44,501
I AM A DAMAGED LITTLE BOY.
352
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,684
( robotic sounds )
353
00:16:46,676 --> 00:16:48,306
LOOK, MAYBE
YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.
354
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:52,278
FROM NOW ON, I WILL NOT LET
MY EGO GET THE BETTER OF ME.
355
00:16:52,282 --> 00:16:53,612
WHICH SHOULDN'T BE HARD,
356
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,323
BECAUSE I AM SO AWESOME
AT EVERYTHING.
357
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,616
HERE'S WHERE I WORK
WITH MY STUDENTS...
358
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,317
OH, GREAT.
THE SCHOOL BOARD.
359
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:02,049
THIS DEMONSTRATION WILL SHOW
THAT MISSION CREEK HIGH
360
00:17:02,052 --> 00:17:03,492
IS THE SCHOOL OF THE FUTURE.
361
00:17:03,493 --> 00:17:07,533
AND THERE'S THE MAN WHO'S
30% RESPONSIBLE FOR IT,
362
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,727
DONALD DAVENPORT.
363
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,528
( chuckling )
PRINCIPAL PERRY!
364
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,460
WHAT'S THE WORD, DONNY BIRD?
365
00:17:12,462 --> 00:17:13,462
( both laughing )
366
00:17:13,463 --> 00:17:15,243
UH, WHERE'S ROBO ME?
367
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,735
UH, SHE IS, UH, SUPERVISING
A PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE.
368
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,738
OH.
369
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,639
( loud banging )
370
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,711
IT'S NOT GOING WELL.
371
00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:25,723
WELL, GET THAT BEAUTIFUL HUNK
OF METAL OUT HERE.
372
00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:27,175
I WANT TO SHOW HER OFF.
373
00:17:27,177 --> 00:17:28,717
OH, WHY DON'T WE
JUST STAY OUT HERE
374
00:17:28,718 --> 00:17:32,278
AND LOOK AT THAT BIG,
BEAUTIFUL HUNK OF... YOU?
375
00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:33,382
( Robo Perry grunts )
376
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:34,383
AHH!
377
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,326
THERE SHE IS!
COME GIVE YOUR SISSY A KISSY.
378
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:42,230
THREAT DETECTED.
379
00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:43,632
THREAT? I'M NO THREAT.
380
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:44,693
WHAT ARE YOU--
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
381
00:17:44,694 --> 00:17:47,344
DESTROY! DESTROY!
382
00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:50,467
DESTROY ME?
OH, HONEY, MANY HAVE TRIED.
383
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,700
I DON'T THINK SO.
384
00:17:51,701 --> 00:17:53,841
( grunting )
385
00:17:55,545 --> 00:17:57,445
ALL RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON,
386
00:17:57,447 --> 00:18:00,247
BUT YOU ARE GOING DOWN,
METAL ME!
387
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,150
NO, YOU ARE GOING DOWN,
FLESHY ME.
388
00:18:03,153 --> 00:18:04,583
( Perry screams )
389
00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:08,686
WE'RE NOT GETTING
MUCH OF AN EDUCATION,
390
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,618
BUT WHERE ELSE
CAN YOU SEE THIS?
391
00:18:13,723 --> 00:18:16,203
WE'VE BEEN TORTURING
THIS KID ALL DAY.
392
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,696
MAYBE HE'S NOT BIONIC.
393
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,627
OH, BREE,
THIS IS AMERICA.
394
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:23,370
HE IS GUILTY UNTIL
PROVEN INNOCENT.
395
00:18:24,634 --> 00:18:26,284
ONE LAST TEST.
396
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,477
ALISTAIR! BUDDY!
397
00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:31,179
YOU WANNA HANG WITH BREE AND ME?
398
00:18:31,181 --> 00:18:32,441
IT'LL BE FUN.
399
00:18:32,442 --> 00:18:33,712
YOU KNOW, MAYBE
IT'S A CULTURAL THING,
400
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,823
BUT MY IDEA OF FUN INVOLVES
A LOT FEWER BRUISES.
401
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,715
OH, ALLY.
402
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,888
LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANT
PEOPLE TO STOP PICKING ON YOU,
403
00:18:41,891 --> 00:18:44,191
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
PUMP SOME IRON.
404
00:18:44,194 --> 00:18:45,464
OH, NO, I'M GOOD, REA--
405
00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:46,695
NO, I REALLY
THINK YOU SHOULD.
406
00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:47,726
NO. TO BE HONEST,
407
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,727
I'M NOT MUCH
OF A WEIGHTLIFTER.
408
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,158
OH, COME ON!
YOU CAN DO IT.
409
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,460
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I GOT SOME STUDYING TO DO,
410
00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:52,461
AND I REALLY SHOULD JUST BE--
411
00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:54,602
STOP ARGUING WITH ME
AND JUST DO IT!
412
00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:56,705
( high-pitched scream )
413
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,709
ADAM?
414
00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:02,410
WHAT?
415
00:19:02,412 --> 00:19:04,742
OH!
416
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,384
DO YOU THINK HE SAW?
417
00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:13,551
DON! WHAT'S GOING ON?
418
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,363
I DON'T THINK I CAN
HOLD HER MUCH LONGER.
419
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,655
SHE'S STRONG.
420
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,926
YOU MUST HAVE GIVEN HER SOME
OF MY UNBRIDLED RAGE.
421
00:19:18,928 --> 00:19:20,528
AHH!
422
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,230
( loud crash )
423
00:19:22,232 --> 00:19:24,392
CAREFUL.
424
00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:26,474
PRINCIPAL PERRY!
425
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,766
PRINCIPAL PERRY,
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!
426
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,197
ADAM AND--
( gasps, screams )
427
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,272
( groaning )
428
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:37,654
OH! NOW, SHE KNOWS
HOW TO LIFT.
429
00:19:37,647 --> 00:19:44,707
I SEE STARS AND YELLOW MOONS
AND GREEN CLOVERS.
430
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,316
WELL, THAT SETTLES THAT.
431
00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:50,388
HE'S DEFINITELY NOT BIONIC.
432
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,190
YEP. BUT "LEPRECHAUN"
IS STILL ON THE TABLE.
433
00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:57,474
MR. DAVENPORT, HOW ARE WE
GONNA STOP ROBO PERRY?
434
00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:59,767
WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO USE YOUR BIONICS.
435
00:19:59,769 --> 00:20:02,529
YOU WANT US TO EXPOSE OURSELVES
IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL BOARD?
436
00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:05,412
NO, HE WANTS US TO USE
OUR BIONICS IN FRONT
OF THE SCHOOL BOARD.
437
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,335
THIS GUY!
438
00:20:07,337 --> 00:20:09,737
NO. LOOK, WE HAVE
TO DO SOMETHING!
439
00:20:09,739 --> 00:20:11,639
ROBO PERRY IS GONNA
DESTROY THE ENTIRE SCHOOL!
440
00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:12,981
JUST DO IT!
441
00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:22,419
AHH!
442
00:20:23,853 --> 00:20:24,993
Adam:
OH!
443
00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:31,358
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
444
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,803
STILL ONE TOO MANY.
445
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,623
HEY, ALISTAIR.
446
00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:48,715
UH, LOOK, ABOUT YESTERDAY,
WITH THE WEIGHT RACK--
447
00:20:48,718 --> 00:20:51,348
TO BE HONEST, I CAN'T REALLY
REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT YESTERDAY.
448
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,781
WH-- YOU CAN'T?
449
00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:55,432
NO. I KNOCKED ME NOGGIN SOMEHOW.
450
00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:58,455
EVERYTHING AFTER
DODGEBALL'S JUST A BLUR.
451
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:00,889
SPEAKING OF DODGEBALL...
452
00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:01,960
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING.
453
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,531
I EVEN PUT A TEAM TOGETHER.
454
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:04,733
ALL FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENTS.
455
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:05,744
Bree: OH.
456
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,997
LADS, LASSES,
SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT.
457
00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:17,675
AS YOU AMERICANS LIKE TO SAY...
458
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,007
( American accent )
YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED, PLAYAS!
459
00:21:20,009 --> 00:21:21,479
HOLLA!
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