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( engine revving,
tires screeching )
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OHH! THIS NEW NEIGHBOR
HAS GOT TO GO!
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WHY DOES HE KEEP RACING HIS CAR
UP AND DOWN OUR STREET
EVERY NIGHT?
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00:00:15,146 --> 00:00:19,216
OOH! I KNOW THIS ONE!
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.
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00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:21,590
( engine revving,
tires screech )
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HE CLEARLY HAS NO RESPECT
FOR MY BEAUTY SLEEP.
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IT TAKES AT LEAST EIGHT HOURS
TO LOOK THIS GOOD.
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TEN, IF YOU WANT
THAT LEO GLOW.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
I HAVE TO WAKE UP TO THIS.
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00:00:33,264 --> 00:00:36,244
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO
WAKE UP TO THAT.
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THIS IS ITALIAN SILK.
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A CHEETAH WISHES
HE LOOKED THIS GOOD.
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A CHEETAH WOULD HAVE
THE DECENCY TO COVER
THAT UP WITH A ROBE.
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( revving, tires screech )
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HEY, PIERCE!
GET YOUR CAR OFF MY LAWN!
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LET'S SEE HOW HE LIKES MY NEW
HIGH-PRESSURE SPRINKLER SYSTEM.
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00:00:55,586 --> 00:00:58,556
OKAY, SET TO "MONSOON."
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( sprinklers on )
HA! HE'S STUCK IN THE MUD!
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00:01:06,337 --> 00:01:08,167
NOT ANYMORE.
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THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS--
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US...
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FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?!
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♪♪
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00:02:02,153 --> 00:02:05,633
LEO, HOW'D YOU GET TO BE
FIRST IN LINE FOR LOCKER
REASSIGNMENTS?
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OH. SINCE I COULDN'T
GET ANY SLEEP,
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I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE DAWN.
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FYI, YOU DO NOT WANT
TO SEE THE LUNCH LADIES
WITHOUT MAKEUP.
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WAIT. THEY WEAR MAKEUP?
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BUT SINCE I'M FIRST IN LINE,
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I'LL FINALLY GET
THE CORNER LOCKER.
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WAIT A SECOND.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS
THE LINE FOR LICE CHECK.
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THERE SHE IS: LOCKER 106.
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AWAY FROM THE TRAFFIC,
NEAR THE CHEERLEADERS,
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AND I CAN SEE PRINCIPAL PERRY
BEFORE ANYONE ELSE--
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AND A TWO-SECOND HEAD START
CAN SAVE A LIFE.
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HMM.
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LISTEN UP, WEASELS!
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IT'S LOCKER REASSIGNMENT DAY.
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WHY, YOU ASK?
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A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED
FROM MY DAYS AS A PRISON GUARD.
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NEVER LET THE PERPS
GET COMFY!!!
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( laughing )
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ALSO, DRAG YOUR HANDS
THROUGH MASHED POTATOES
TO CHECK FOR WEAPONS.
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MMM! ENJOY YOUR LUNCH!
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ALL RIGHT, DOOLEY,
WHAT LOCKER DO YOU WANT?
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THE CORNER ONE.
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ALREADY TAKEN!
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WHAT? BY WHO?
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BY ME.
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CLAYTON HARRINGTON.
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WELL, CLAYTON HARRINGTON...
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I KNOW YOU'RE NEW HERE,
BUT I WAS FIRST IN LINE.
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OH, I KNOW. THAT'S WHY
I OFFERED PRINCIPAL PERRY
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AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID TRIP
TO GO WHEREVER SHE WANTS.
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STATEN ISLAND CAT SHOW,
HERE I COME! RROWW!
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BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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I KNOW. ISN'T INJUSTICE
INFURIATING?
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WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT
GETTING THE CORNER LOCKER?
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OH, I DON'T. BUT I HATE LINES,
AND HARRINGTONS DON'T WAIT.
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WE LET OUR MONEY DO THE TALKING.
AND RIGHT NOW IT'S SAYING...
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(falsetto):
"YOU DON'T HAVE
AS MUCH AS I DO."
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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WELL, DOOLEY, THERE ARE
NO MORE LOCKERS LEFT.
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SO HERE'S A KEY
TO THE BOILER ROOM.
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JUST REMEMBER TO KNOCK FIRST.
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MY RELATIVES STAY THERE
WHEN THEY'RE IN TOWN.
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00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:07,716
BIG D, I NEED AN ADVANCE
ON MY ALLOWANCE.
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SURE. WHAT DO YOU NEED?
FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS.
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OKAY, SURE. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT
IN IMAGINARY TWENTIES
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00:04:13,584 --> 00:04:16,364
OR IMAGINARY HUNDREDS?
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LOOK, IT'S A LONG STORY,
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00:04:20,391 --> 00:04:22,431
BUT THERE'S THIS NEW RICH KID
AT SCHOOL
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WHO'S USING HIS MONEY
TO GET WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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00:04:24,795 --> 00:04:27,895
THAT'S A SHORT STORY,
AND I DON'T SEE WHAT
THE PROBLEM IS.
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ANYWAY, I NEED A LOT OF MONEY
TO BEAT HIM AT HIS OWN GAME.
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SO WHAT ARE WE WORKING WITH?
GOLD? SILVER?
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YOU KNOW WHAT,
JUST GIVE ME YOUR PIN CODE.
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LEO, I'M NOT GIVING YOU
ANY MONEY.
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GETTING INTO A SILLY GAME
OF ONE-UPSMANSHIP WITH THIS GUY
WON'T SOLVE ANYTHING.
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IT WILL IF I UP HIM.
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LOOK, YOU'LL SEE
WHAT I MEAN TONIGHT.
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I INVITED OUR NEIGHBOR PIERCE
OVER TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE
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OF HIS LATE-NIGHT JOY RIDES
IN A MATURE FASHION.
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JUST WATCH AND LEARN.
87
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GREAT, A LIFE LESSON.
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THOSE ARE WORTH
WAY MORE THAN MONEY.
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( doorbell rings )
OKAY, THAT'S PIERCE.
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00:05:01,972 --> 00:05:05,512
NOW WATCH AS I HANDLE THIS
LIKE AN ADULT.
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00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:08,476
OKAY, BUT WHAT DO YOU
WANT US TO DO WHEN
YOU START CRYING?
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00:05:11,842 --> 00:05:14,492
CLAYTON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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LOOKING GOOD
AND SMELLING GREAT.
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OH, MY DAD CAME
TO TALK TO YOUR DAD.
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WAIT. PIERCE
IS YOUR DAD?
HMM.
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MAKES SENSE: RICH JERK,
RICH JERK'S SON.
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( sniffs )
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OH. HE DOES SMELL GOOD.
99
00:05:31,101 --> 00:05:34,061
HELLO? ISN'T ANYONE
GOING TO TAKE MY COAT?
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00:05:34,064 --> 00:05:36,574
HECK YEAH, I'LL TAKE IT!
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( fabric tears )
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IT'S GOT A LOT OF GIVE.
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TWO COATS LIGHT WAX,
AND SHAMPOO THE CARPETS.
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AND DON'T TOUCH THE RADIO--
I'M AN EASY LISTENER.
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I'M NOT WASHING YOUR CAR.
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ME NEITHER.
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BUT MAY I TAKE YOUR COAT?
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00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,744
CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG?
I GOT GOLF IN THE A.M.,
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00:06:05,736 --> 00:06:06,966
AND I LIKE TO SHOW UP EARLY
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TO SCREAM DURING
OTHER PEOPLE'S SWINGS.
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AAAH!
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DRIVES 'EM CRAZY.
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LOOK, I'LL GET
RIGHT TO THE POINT.
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YOU HAVE BEEN DRIVING YOUR CAR
ACROSS MY LAWN AT NIGHT,
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AND IT NEEDS TO STOP.
NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
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BUT I WILL PAY YOU
TO STOP TALKING.
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WHAT'S YOUR PRICE?
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ARE YOU TRYING
TO PAY ME OFF?
I'M A BILLIONAIRE.
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WOW. JUST A BILLIONAIRE.
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MUST BE ROUGH.
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WELL, IF YOU EVER NEED A LOAN,
YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE.
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IT'S THE CASTLE AT
THE TOP OF THE HILL
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THAT CASTS A SHADOW OVER
YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE.
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WELL, PLEASE.
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YOU DO NOT HAVE
MORE MONEY THAN I DO.
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(sighs )
THAT'S MY NET WORTH.
( scoffs )
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WELL, NOT ALL THE ZEROES
FIT ON ONE SCREEN.
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( gulps )
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All: WHOA.
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(louder): WHOA!
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(louder): WHOA!!!
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OH, YEAH? WELL, I SEE ONE ZERO
THAT'S NOT ON THAT SCREEN.
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00:07:03,854 --> 00:07:05,634
HA! TAKE THAT!
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00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,656
SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO
START CRYING.
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LOOK, OKAY.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
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WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE
FOR YOU TO STOP
DRIVING ON MY LAWN?
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I CAN'T THINK OF A THING.
GOOD NIGHT.
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NO-- NO!
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YOU ARE NOT LEAVING
UNTIL WE RESOLVE THIS.
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FINE.
HOW ABOUT A CONTEST?
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WE COULD SETTLE THIS
ON THE RACETRACK.
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MY STOCK CAR
AGAINST YOURS.
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YOU DO OWN A STOCK CAR,
DON'T YOU?
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(forced laugh)
OF COURSE...
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I OWN A STOCK CAR.
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AND WHEN I WIN, YOU STOP
DRIVING YOUR CAR ON MY LAWN.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY
FOR MUCH BIGGER STAKES--
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LIKE THE DEEDS TO
EACH OTHER'S HOUSES.
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THE WINNER STAYS,
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THE LOSER...GOES.
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DEAL!
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SEE YOU ON THE TRACK.
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OR LATER TONIGHT WHEN I TEAR UP
THE REST OF YOUR LAWN. HEH HEH.
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00:08:01,752 --> 00:08:03,912
MR. DAVENPORT,
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
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00:08:03,914 --> 00:08:06,594
YEAH, IF YOU DON'T WIN,
WE'LL LOSE OUR HOUSE.
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00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:09,817
GUYS, I GOT THIS.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:11,820
I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION,
THOUGH.
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00:08:11,822 --> 00:08:14,262
WHAT EXACTLY IS
A STOCK CAR?
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00:08:14,264 --> 00:08:16,234
( all groan )
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SWEET RIDE, BIG D.
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00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:26,083
FOR A SECOND THERE
I FORGOT YOU WEREN'T COOL.
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YEAH, A GUY WITH A HUGE EGO
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AND A SPORT WHERE THEY PUT
YOUR NAME AND FACE
ON EVERYTHING--
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IT'S A PERFECT MATCH.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE GONNA
BE ABLE TO BEAT PIERCE?
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I MEAN, YOU HAVE
NO STOCK CAR EXPERIENCE,
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NOT TO MENTION YOU GET CAR SICK
GOING TO THE STORE.
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PLEASE. LOOK AT THIS TRACK.
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EVEN ADAM CAN DRIVE
IN A CIRCLE.
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BUT THIS IS AN OVAL,
AND THOSE TERRIFY ME.
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DRIVING IN A CIRCLE
GETS EXPONENTIALLY HARDER
AT 200 MILES PER HOUR.
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PLUS, NO BATHROOM BREAKS.
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YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS.
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00:09:03,273 --> 00:09:05,853
GUYS, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THIS.
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00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:09,576
I HAVE SPENT HUNDREDS OF HOURS
TRAINING IN A STOCK CAR
SIMULATOR,
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I HIRED THE BEST PIT CREW
IN TOWN... I GOT THIS.
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00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,093
WELL, DAVENPORT,
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00:09:15,085 --> 00:09:17,055
WE JUST WANTED TO
WISH YOU LUCK.
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00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,627
YOU'LL NEED IT
AGAINST OUR DRIVER.
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00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:22,060
( both chortling )
DRIVER?
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00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:25,102
YEAH. I SAID WE'D RACE;
I NEVER SAID I'D BE
THE ONE DRIVING.
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00:09:25,095 --> 00:09:26,895
JOEY.
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00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,741
THAT'S YOUR DRIVER?
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00:09:32,743 --> 00:09:35,053
WHEN DOES HE GET
HIS LEARNER'S PERMIT?
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00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,777
UH-OH. I'VE SEEN
THAT GUY BEFORE.
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THAT'S JOEY LOGANO.
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HE'S BEEN RACING
SINCE HE WAS SIX!
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HE'S THE YOUNGEST NASCAR DRIVER
TO WIN ON THE PRO CIRCUIT--
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EVER.
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00:09:57,267 --> 00:10:00,127
OH.
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00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:02,170
WE'RE GONNA NEED
A BIGGER BUCKET.
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00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:12,281
(echo-y) HELLO!
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00:10:12,282 --> 00:10:13,642
REALLY?
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00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,647
I CAN'T BELIEVE
BIG D HAS TO RACE
AGAINST JOEY LOGANO.
195
00:10:19,650 --> 00:10:21,120
GUYS, I CAN WIN THIS.
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00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,121
YOU FORGET: I HIRED THE BEST
PIT CREW IN TOWN.
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00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:28,204
RIGHT...PIT GUY NUMBER ONE?
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00:10:28,198 --> 00:10:30,298
YEAH. NOTHING MOTIVATES A TEAM
199
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:33,160
LIKE A BOSS THAT
DOESN'T KNOW YOUR NAME.
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00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:34,973
WHATEVER.
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00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:37,705
LOOK, I'M READY.
BRING ON THE CHECKERED FLAG.
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00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,208
MORNING, GREASE MONKEYS.
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00:10:39,209 --> 00:10:40,709
I TAKE THAT BACK.
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00:10:42,312 --> 00:10:45,852
PRINCIPAL PERRY?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:49,316
WORKIN'. I MOONLIGHT
AS AN ANNOUNCER-SLASH-
FLAG WAVER-
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00:10:49,319 --> 00:10:51,679
SLASH-HOT ROD CALENDAR GIRL.
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00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:52,822
OOOOH!
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00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:56,925
NO ONE SELLS LUG NUTS LIKE ME!
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00:10:57,988 --> 00:10:59,858
AHEM.
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PRINCIPAL PERRY,
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00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,691
DON'T ALL OF THESE
SIDE JOBS YOU HAVE
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00:11:03,694 --> 00:11:05,744
TAKE AWAY YOUR FOCUS FROM
BEING A SCHOOL PRINCIPAL?
213
00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:08,236
OH HO! ABSOLUTELY!
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00:11:08,238 --> 00:11:10,338
NOW LET'S GO OVER SOME RULES.
215
00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:12,100
HEY, LOGANO. RICH GUY.
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00:11:12,102 --> 00:11:16,682
GET YOUR SASSY CHASSIS OVER HERE
AND LET'S TALK SOME TRACK.
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00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,906
IN EACH OF MY PRECIOUS PAWS
IS THE DEED TO YOUR HOUSE,
218
00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:22,880
WHICH MAKES YOUR BET
A SQUARE DEAL.
219
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:26,123
IT'S 200 LAPS AROUND,
WHOEVER CROSSES
THE FINISH LINE FIRST WINS.
220
00:11:26,116 --> 00:11:27,756
WELL,
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE.
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00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:30,318
THANKS.
I'LL DO MY BEST.
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00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:38,427
( engines revving )
223
00:11:41,331 --> 00:11:44,001
WHEN I DROP THIS FLAG,
YOU GUYS BURN RUBBER!
224
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,914
OH, AND BY THE WAY,
THIS CAME OFF ONE OF YOUR CARS.
225
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,777
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DOES,
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW!
226
00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:51,280
( revs engine )
227
00:11:52,843 --> 00:11:54,043
( blows raspberry )
228
00:11:55,445 --> 00:11:56,815
( revs engine )
229
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:57,817
GOOD LUCK!
230
00:12:02,953 --> 00:12:05,803
HANDS AT TEN AND TWO-- CHECK.
231
00:12:05,796 --> 00:12:08,396
MIRRORS ADJUSTED-- CHECK.
232
00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:10,358
OH, HE'S GONNA ALREADY.
233
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,862
( gears grind )
234
00:12:13,864 --> 00:12:16,974
THIS IS VERY DIFFERENT
FROM MY SIMULATOR.
235
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:18,207
GO!
GO!
GO!
GO!
236
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,238
( gears grind )
237
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,139
( tires screech )
238
00:12:32,883 --> 00:12:35,233
YOU'RE DOING GREAT,
MR. DAVENPORT.
239
00:12:35,225 --> 00:12:36,455
REALLY?
240
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,226
NO. YOU'RE
28 LAPS BEHIND.
241
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:44,941
PLEASE TELL HIM
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WAVE
EVERY TIME HE PASSES US.
242
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,340
SO, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS
THINKING ABOUT MOVING?
243
00:12:53,343 --> 00:12:58,083
WELL, MY GUT SAYS CLEVELAND,
BUT I'M AN INDIANA MAN
AT HEART.
244
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,148
WE'RE NOT GONNA LOSE,
CLAYTON.
245
00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:02,950
KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT,
JUNIOR.
246
00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:04,783
I'M THE SAME AGE AS YOU.
247
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,964
YOUR WALLET'S NOT.
248
00:13:05,956 --> 00:13:07,856
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
249
00:13:07,858 --> 00:13:09,988
MY WALLET MAKES SENSE.
250
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,860
IT TALKS TO ME ALL THE TIME,
AND RIGHT NOW IT'S SAYING,
251
00:13:12,863 --> 00:13:15,033
"CAN I HAVE LEO'S BEDROOM?"
252
00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:16,795
YES, YOU CAN!
253
00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:20,928
OH, YEAH?
WELL, JUST FOR THE RECORD,
254
00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:23,001
YOUR WALLET AND YOUR MONEY
HAVE THE SAME VOICE!
255
00:13:25,335 --> 00:13:26,505
( revving engine )
256
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,179
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M LOSING SO BADLY.
257
00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:34,892
YOU DO KNOW THAT
STEPPING THE GAS PEDAL
258
00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:37,045
MAKES IT GO FASTER, RIGHT?
259
00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:39,347
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH THE CAR.
260
00:13:39,349 --> 00:13:41,919
OKAY, LET'S BE SMART ABOUT THIS
AND ELIMINATE VARIABLES.
261
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:45,562
FIRST OF ALL,
ARE WE SURE THE CAR
IS NOT IN REVERSE?
262
00:13:47,057 --> 00:13:49,127
WAIT. IT'S BEEN
ALMOST A MINUTE.
263
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,459
SHOULDN'T YOUR PIT CREW
BE DONE BY NOW?
264
00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:53,531
YEAH, AND WHERE'S
YOUR CREW CHIEF?
265
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,306
( no audible dialogue )
266
00:13:57,307 --> 00:13:59,037
WHAT IS HE DOING
DOWN THERE?
267
00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:04,042
( super-hearing powers up )
268
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,554
Pierce:
THIS IS GOING GREAT.
269
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,445
WHATEVER YOU DID
TO SLOW DOWN DAVENPORT'S CAR
270
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,978
REALLY WORKED.
271
00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:14,323
PIERCE IS CHEATING.
272
00:14:14,324 --> 00:14:16,634
HE PAID YOUR PIT CREW
TO SABOTAGE YOUR CAR.
273
00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:18,386
I KNEW IT.
274
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,490
YOU GUYS ARE FIRED.
275
00:14:22,492 --> 00:14:24,192
GET OUT OF HERE, KEN!
276
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,174
"KEN." THAT WAS IT! UHH!
277
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:32,139
PROBABLY SHOULDA WAITED
UNTIL THEY PUT THOSE BACK ON.
278
00:14:34,104 --> 00:14:35,984
WAIT. MR. DAVENPORT,
279
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,006
WHAT IF WE REPLACED
YOUR PIT CREW
280
00:14:38,008 --> 00:14:39,978
WITH A BIONIC PIT CREW?
281
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,580
OR WE COULD START ROOTING
FOR JOEY LOGANO.
282
00:14:44,014 --> 00:14:45,494
HEY, JUST THROWING OUT
OPTIONS.
283
00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:49,887
HOLD ON. ISN'T USING BIONICS
TECHNICALLY CHEATING?
284
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,519
LOOK, THEY CHEATED FIRST.
285
00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:54,661
TECHNICALLY, I'M JUST
LEVELING THE PLAYING FIELD.
286
00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:59,174
OKAY. I'LL TAP INTO THE CAR'S
CENTRAL COMPUTER AND OPTIMIZE IT
FOR PEAK PERFORMANCE.
287
00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:02,069
YOU USE YOUR SUPER-SPEED
TO CHANGE THESE TIRES
AND TO GAS IT UP.
288
00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:04,202
AND ADAM--
--CAN DO THIS.
289
00:15:07,577 --> 00:15:09,337
PRETTY COOL, HUH?
290
00:15:09,339 --> 00:15:10,579
( hissing )
291
00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:12,580
OW! HOT RADIATOR!
HOT RADIATOR!
292
00:15:14,144 --> 00:15:15,254
OW! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!
293
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,516
HOT HOT HOT!
294
00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:23,951
WITH 50 LAPS TO GO,
LOGANO'S LEAD IS SHRINKING!
295
00:15:23,954 --> 00:15:26,134
DAVENPORT IS ACTUALLY
CATCHING UP!
296
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,026
AND DON'T FORGET,
YOUR LUG NUT CALENDARS
297
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,958
ARE AVAILABLE AT
THE CONCESSION STAND.
298
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,530
KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR APRIL--
I'M WEARIN' TIRES!
299
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:49,346
GREAT JOB, CHASE!
THIS CAR IS FLYING NOW!
300
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,050
JOEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?
301
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,622
HOW IS THIS CLOWN
CATCHING UP?
302
00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:56,293
I DON'T KNOW.
HE SPED UP OUT OF NOWHERE.
303
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,391
OKAY, WE NEED TO
CHANGE THE TIRES IN
UNDER TEN SECONDS, OR--
304
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,996
HMM. DONE.
305
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,100
( tires screech )
306
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,392
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
DAVENPORT HAS EVENED IT UP!
307
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,115
I'M ALMOST BEGINNING
TO CARE WHO WINS!
308
00:16:31,121 --> 00:16:32,461
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
309
00:16:32,462 --> 00:16:34,092
I SABOTAGED
DAVENPORT'S CAR
310
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,274
AND YOU STILL
HAVEN'T PUT HIM AWAY?!
311
00:16:35,265 --> 00:16:37,465
WAIT. YOU'VE BEEN
CHEATING THE WHOLE TIME?
312
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:40,567
YEAH. AND APPARENTLY
NOT ENOUGH!
313
00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:42,130
( engine off )
314
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,184
I DON'T DRIVE FOR CHEATERS,
JERKS, OR SPOILED RICH GUYS--
315
00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:49,177
CHECK, CHECK, AND CHECK.
316
00:16:49,179 --> 00:16:51,739
W-WHERE YOU GOING?
317
00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:54,111
YOU CAN'T LEAVE!
JUST DID!
318
00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:58,245
DAD, WE'RE LOSING!
HARRINGTONS DON'T LOSE!
319
00:16:58,248 --> 00:17:00,688
I KNOW, I'M A HARRINGTON!
320
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,592
I'LL JUST HAVE TO
FINISH OFF DAVENPORT MYSELF.
321
00:17:07,657 --> 00:17:10,057
SON, CAN YOU GO ASK HIM
FOR THE KEYS?
322
00:17:13,563 --> 00:17:16,373
SO, IT LOOKS LIKE
MY AFTERNOON JUST FREED UP.
YOU GUYS NEED ANY HELP?
323
00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,206
All: UH...
324
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:21,368
PLEASE SAY YES.
I WANT TO HIDE
FROM THAT FLAG LADY.
325
00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:23,171
Perry: YOO-HOO!
326
00:17:23,173 --> 00:17:26,053
HEY, JOEY! WANNA GO HALFSIES
ON A HOAGIE?
327
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,794
TWO LAPS TO GO
IN THE RICH JERK 500.
328
00:17:36,786 --> 00:17:40,186
DAVENPORT AND PIERCE
ARE NECK AND NECK--
IT'S ANYBODY'S RACE.
329
00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:42,530
AND I THINK WE'RE ALL WONDERING
THE SAME QUESTION:
330
00:17:42,532 --> 00:17:45,202
IS THERE A MRS. LOGANO?
331
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:50,599
DAVENPORT, YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
332
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,140
JUST PLEASE STOP SAYING
"VROOM VROOM" EVERY TIME
YOU MAKE A TURN.
333
00:17:54,144 --> 00:17:56,184
GOTCHA.
334
00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:01,278
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
I THINK I'M GONNA WIN.
335
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,251
I'M GONNA WIN!
336
00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:03,382
AAAH!
337
00:18:04,814 --> 00:18:08,164
HA! THAT WAS STUPID!
I'VE GOT HIM NOW!
338
00:18:08,158 --> 00:18:09,618
HA HA HA! HA HA!
339
00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:12,361
( tires screech )
340
00:18:13,523 --> 00:18:15,803
YOU DO KNOW
IT POPS BACK ON, RIGHT?
341
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:19,267
I KNEW THAT.
342
00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:24,503
WHAT IS MR. DAVENPORT DOING?
343
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,414
WHY IS HE SLOWING DOWN?
HE'S GONNA LOSE!
344
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,476
NO. HE'S OBVIOUSLY GIVING UP.
IT'S THE HONORABLE THING TO DO.
345
00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:32,509
NO, HE'S JUST DRAFTING.
346
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,682
IT'S SOMETHING I LEARNED
FROM MY RACING SIMULATOR.
347
00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:37,824
I'M REDUCING MY WIND RESISTANCE
BY HIDING BEHIND PIERCE'S CAR,
348
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,347
AND THEN I'M GONNA
SLINGSHOT PAST HIM
IN THE STRAIGHTAWAY.
349
00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,820
ON MY CONTROLLER
IT'S RED-RED-GREEN-UP ARROW,
350
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,122
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
I CAN MAKE IT WORK.
351
00:19:01,611 --> 00:19:03,371
HA HA!
352
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,215
WHAT THE--
353
00:19:07,217 --> 00:19:08,747
AAAH!
354
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,280
VROOM VROOM!
355
00:19:12,282 --> 00:19:13,482
SORRY, JOEY.
356
00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:15,633
AH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE ALL DO IT.
357
00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:18,326
AAAH!
358
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:24,361
AND DAVENPORT CROSSES
THE FINISH LINE!
359
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,265
( all cheering )
YEAH!
360
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,597
OH, YEAH!
361
00:19:28,598 --> 00:19:29,798
HA HA HA HA!
362
00:19:29,799 --> 00:19:31,239
YEAH!
363
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:32,371
AAAH!
364
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,442
ARGGH!
365
00:19:34,444 --> 00:19:36,614
( cheering )
366
00:19:36,606 --> 00:19:38,506
GREAT JOB, GUYS.
367
00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:40,308
NOW IT'S TIME FOR
THE REAL RACE--
368
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,510
GETTING AWAY FROM
THAT FLAG LADY.
369
00:19:43,313 --> 00:19:44,953
YOU FORGOT YOUR CALENDARS!!!
370
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,461
WHOO! YEAH!
371
00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:54,863
WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO--
372
00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:56,334
OHHH!
373
00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:58,627
( cheering )
374
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,269
MAN, NICE WORK, MR. DAVENPORT!
375
00:20:02,272 --> 00:20:04,402
YOU TOTALLY SHOWED THOSE GUYS
WHO'S BOSS.
376
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,684
YES...YES, I DID.
377
00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:08,376
BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
378
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:11,408
ALWAYS WIN WITH DIGNITY.
379
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,242
HA! I BEAT YOU!
380
00:20:14,244 --> 00:20:15,494
I BEAT YOU!
381
00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:17,485
♪ I BEAT YOU!
I BEAT YOU! ♪
382
00:20:17,487 --> 00:20:19,647
HEY, NEED THE NUMBER
FOR A MOVING COMPANY?
I OWN ONE!
383
00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:20,749
♪ BEAT YOU, BEAT YOU... ♪
384
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,522
WELL, CLAYTON,
385
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,863
LOOKS LIKE THE CORNER LOCKER
IS ALL MINE.
386
00:20:25,855 --> 00:20:27,495
I'M STILL RICHER THAN YOU.
387
00:20:27,497 --> 00:20:30,257
AND YA KNOW WHAT THAT
GOT YOU TODAY?
388
00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,700
NOTHING.
389
00:20:31,701 --> 00:20:35,001
HUH. YEAH, WELL,
YOUR WALLET'S NOTHING.
390
00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:37,374
OH, IT'S SOMETHING.
391
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:38,667
AND RIGHT NOW IT'S SAYING,
392
00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:42,308
"PLEASE HAVE MY LOCKER
CLEANED OUT BY 7 A.M."
393
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,013
UHH!
394
00:20:45,014 --> 00:20:46,454
YEAH!
395
00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:56,634
HELLO, BEAUTIFUL.
396
00:20:56,626 --> 00:21:00,286
OH, I'M SORRY. I WAS
TALKING ABOUT MY LOCKER.
397
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,642
SO, HOW DOES IT FEEL
HAVING THE BEST LOCKER
IN SCHOOL?
398
00:21:05,635 --> 00:21:07,565
OH, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
WITH A GOOD LOCKER.
399
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,697
I GOT PRIMO UPGRADES
FOR YOU THREE, TOO.
400
00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,539
ANY LOCKER YOU WANT
UNTIL WE GRADUATE.
401
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:15,552
NO WAY! I GET THAT LOCKER
FOR SIX MORE YEARS?
402
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,406
MAYBE MORE.
AHH!
403
00:21:19,409 --> 00:21:21,009
HOW'D YOU PULL THAT OFF,
LEO?
404
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:23,610
I DON'T KNOW. PRINCIPAL PERRY
IS JUST IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD.
405
00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:26,294
HEY, DOOLEY.
406
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,415
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
407
00:21:28,418 --> 00:21:30,858
JOEY LOGANO LEFT
HIS RACING SUIT BEHIND,
408
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:33,690
AND I CUSTOMIZED IT
IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES.
409
00:21:35,024 --> 00:21:37,804
AND SOME OF THE WRONG ONES.
410
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,884
♪♪
411
00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:10,658
( boing )
412
00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:11,660
♪♪ (guitar)
YES!
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