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ALL RIGHT, ADAM.
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I BORROWED BIG D'S
HYDROGEN-POWERED GOLF CART
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TO HELP YOU PRACTICE
FOR YOUR DRIVING TEST.
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FIRST STEP, SEAT BELTS.
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OKAY... FOCUS.
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( grunts )
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( seatbelt clicks )
YES!
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ZERO TO BUCKLE
IN UNDER FIVE SECONDS.
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( chuckles )
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OH, LOOK,
A DUMMY DRIVING A DUMMY.
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OOH, WHAT'S THIS BUTTON DO?
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NO!
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AAH!
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BRAKE!
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( brakes screech,
Chase continues screaming )
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( grunts )
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WISH ALL BUTTONS DID THAT.
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THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC
SUPER-HUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?
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♪♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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I CAN'T BELIEVE ADAM'S
NOT BACK FROM HIS DRIVING TEST.
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WHAT'S TAKING HIM SO LONG?
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TWO WORDS: ADAM. TEST.
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MAN, IF HE PASSES,
IT'S GOOD NEWS FOR US
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AND BAD NEWS
FOR EVERYONE ON THE ROAD.
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( chuckles )
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OR THE SIDEWALK.
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WELL, HE HAS TO PASS.
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I NEED HIM TO DRIVE ME
TO THAT PARTY ON SATURDAY.
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WHAT PARTY?
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( chuckles )
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THE ONE YOU WEREN'T INVITED TO.
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YOU GOT INVITED
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TO CAROLINE DAVIS' PARTY
AND I DIDN'T?
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NEITHER DID I!
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WELL, NO SURPRISE THERE.
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BUT WHY WERE YOU INVITED?
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OH, BREE, I'M CLIMBING
THE SOCIAL LADDER.
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THERE ARE NOW
THREE OR FOUR LADIES
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WHO MAKE EYE CONTACT
WITH ME IN THE HALLWAY.
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OKAY, IT'S TWO!
BUT I'M GOING TO THE PARTY.
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( door opening )
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HE'S HOME!
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( all groan )
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IT'S JUST YOU.
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NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
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SORRY, MOM.
HOW'S IT GOING?
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GREAT. I'VE HAD THE BEST DAY.
IT ALL STARTED WHEN--
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SAVE IT FOR LATER, WOMAN!
ADAM'S HERE!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I GIVE YOU
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MISSION CREEK'S
NEWEST FULLY LICENSED DRIVER!
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ADAM, THAT'S YOU.
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Adam: OH, RIGHT.
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WOO-HOO, I PASSED!
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( all cheering )
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HE REALLY IMPRESSED ME.
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HE GOT A 96 ON THE TEST.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SCORES
WENT UP THAT HIGH!
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OH, AND GET THIS,
MR. DAVENPORT SAID
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IF I PASSED,
HE'D BUY ME A CAR.
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WHAT?!
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WELL, IN MY DEFENSE,
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I NEVER THOUGHT
HE WOULD PASS.
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YEAH, NONE OF US DID.
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PREACHIN' TO THE CHOIR,
PEOPLE.
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DONALD, ARE YOU SURE
HE'S READY FOR A CAR?
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REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
WHEN YOU BOUGHT HIM A BIKE?
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THE BELL STILL WORKS.
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( dings bell )
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UM... TO BE FAIR, HONEY,
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ADAM IS A LOT MORE
RESPONSIBLE NOW.
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HE WORKED VERY HARD
TO GET HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE,
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AND I THINK HE
SHOULD BE REWARDED.
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( imitates driving noises,
brakes screeching, explosion )
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I DON'T KNOW.
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DON'T WORRY,
I PROMISE I WILL GET ADAM
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THE SAFEST CAR AVAILABLE.
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THE SAFEST CAR IS THE ONE
HE ISN'T DRIVING.
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NOT TRUE.
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I'VE CAUSED MANY WRECKS
AS A PEDESTRIAN.
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OKAY, LET'S GO.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT CAR IT IS,
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AS LONG AS YOU GIVE ME A RIDE
TO CAROLINE DAVIS' PARTY.
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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD...
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I WAS INVITED.
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ENOUGH!
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TAKE CARE, LADIES.
SEE YOU AT THE PARTY.
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OH, DID I TELL YOU
I WAS INVITED TO THE PAR--
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Both: YES!
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THERE'S MY LITTLE BOY!
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MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, TASHA?
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I'M HERE BECAUSE I DECIDED
TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE PTA!
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OH, THAT'S NICE.
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WHAT SCHOOL?!
'CAUSE I KNOW IT'S NOT THIS ONE!
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WITH ADAM GETTING HIS LICENSE
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AND YOU GOING TO PARTIES,
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IT MADE ME REALIZE
THAT YOU'RE ALL GROWING UP.
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SO I'M GOING TO GET A LOT MORE
INVOLVED IN YOUR SCHOOL LIVES.
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WELL, LEO COULD
DEFINITELY USE
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A CHAPERONE FOR
THE PARTY THIS WEEKEND.
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NO!
NO, NO, NO!
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MOM, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!
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WHAT IS MISSING IN YOUR LIFE?
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I CAN PAY FOR ART CLASSES!
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OH, LEO, THIS WILL BE FUN!
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IF I GET ELECTED
I WILL BE HERE ALL THE TIME!
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WE'LL EAT LUNCH, GOSSIP,
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I CAN TALK YOU UP TO THE GALS.
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THE GALS?
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GET HER OUT!
GET HER OUT!
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DON'T WORRY.
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ONCE THE LADIES SEE
HOW MOM ROCKS IT,
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OOO!
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO POPULAR.
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Both: YOU REALLY ARE.
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HI, I'M LEO'S MOM.
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I'M RUNNING
FOR PRESIDENT OF THE PTA,
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WHICH IS "PRETTY TOTALLY
AWESOME," RIGHT?
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NO!
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BE SURE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS
TO VOTE FOR ME: TASHA DAVENPORT!
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T-DAV TO YOU KIDS.
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HOLLER!
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MOMS...
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WE ALL GOT 'EM, AM I RIGHT?
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THE 2006 FIREFLY
IS A GREAT CHOICE.
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IT'S SAFE ENOUGH FOR GRANDMA,
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YET FLASHY ENOUGH FOR...
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GRANDMA.
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SWEET.
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AND I KNOW WE
GOT A GREAT DEAL
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BECAUSE I AM A
MASTER NEGOTIATOR!
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OH, THAT'S ONE THING
I'D CALL YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
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( phone ringing )
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EXCUSE ME.
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THIS IS WORK.
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HELLO?
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WHAT?!
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WELL, WOULD THEY BE
THROWING A SURPRISE PARTY
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INSIDE A NUCLEAR REACTOR?
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WE GOTTA GO.
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AHH, JUST WHEN I STARTED
TO LIKE YOU.
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EVERYBODY LIKES ME.
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WE'LL FINISH THIS TOMORROW.
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NO PROBLEM,
BUT THE FIREFLY WILL BE GONE.
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I PLAN ON SELLING IT TO SOMEONE
I CAN ACTUALLY MAKE MONEY ON.
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YOU'RE GONNA SELL MY CAR?!
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THAT'S JUST A SALES TACTIC,
ADAM. COME ON, WE GOTTA GO.
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OH, BUT, NO,
WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
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CAN'T I JUST
FINISH UP WITHOUT YOU?
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( laughs )
NO!
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( sighs )
COME ON!
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YOU SAID YOURSELF
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I'M ACTING MORE
RESPONSIBLE THAN EVER.
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PLUS, I REALLY
WANT THAT CAR.
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FINE, I'LL SEE YOU
BACK AT THE HOUSE.
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SALLY, SALLY, SALLY!
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STOP SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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AND PUT ON YOUR HAZMAT SUIT,
I'LL BE RIGHT--
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SO, HERE WE ARE,
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TWO ADULTS, FINISHING UP
AN AUTOMOTIVE TRANSACTION.
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WHERE SHALL I PUT
MY JOHN PEACOCK?
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JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE.
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UH-HUH.
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YOU KNOW...
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NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,
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THERE'S ONE MORE VEHICLE
YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT.
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OKAY, I'LL LOOK AT IT.
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BUT UNLESS IT'S SHAPED
LIKE A GIANT HOT DOG,
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I'M PROBABLY NOT INTERESTED.
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GUYS, GET THIS.
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I AM THE ONLY CANDIDATE
FOR PTA PRESIDENT.
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I'M GONNA WIN!
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CAR WASHES, BAKE SALES,
FUND RAISERS.
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I'LL BE HERE ALL THE TIME.
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THAT IS GREAT NEWS.
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LEO'S GONNA BE SO HAPPY.
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AHEM.
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WE HAVE TO STOP HER.
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UH, WE?
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WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?
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OH, COME ON!
I'M DESPERATE!
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WELL, YOU COULD GET US
INTO YOUR COOL PARTY.
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OH, BREE. THAT'S CUTE.
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BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,
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I AM WHO I AM AND YOU ARE WHO--
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET YOU
IN THE PARTY!
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JUST TELL ME HOW WE'RE
GET RID OF MY MOM.
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EASY.
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WE JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE
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TO RUN AGAINST HER AND WIN.
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RIGHT, SOMEONE WHO'S
POWER HUNGRY AND RUTHLESS
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AND ENJOYS CRUSHING
OTHER PEOPLE'S DREAMS.
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GO HOME, MAGGOTS!
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IT'S 3:30
AND I WANNA CHAIN UP!
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AND, JUST LIKE I PROMISED,
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I GOT ADAM A VERY SAFE
AND PRACTICAL CAR.
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LOOK, I KNOW EQUATIONS.
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ADAM PLUS SAFE
DOESN'T EXACTLY WORK.
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SO, WHERE IS HE?
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MAYBE HE FORGOT HOW TO GET HOME.
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AGAIN.
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COME ON, FOUR TIMES IN ONE WEEK?
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
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YOU GUYS GET THE STAPLER.
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I'LL GO GET
THE "LOST ADAM" FLYERS.
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Adam: GUYS!
CHECK OUT MY NEW RIDE!
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HE'S HERE!
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Bree: LET'S GO.
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ISN'T IT AWESOME?
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AND I ONLY HAD TO FILL THE TANK
TWICE ON THE WAY HOME.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO BUY THE FIREFLY!
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WELL, YEAH,
BUT THE TRUCK IS WAYS SAFER
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THAN THAT DINKY LITTLE CAR.
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WHEN I DROVE OFF THE LOT,
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I CRUSHED THAT THING
LIKE A TIN CAN.
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I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT
YOU ALONE TO CLOSE THE DEAL.
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YOU LEFT HIM ALONE?
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WITH HIS CHECKBOOK!
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SEE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
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WHEN PARENTS AREN'T INVOLVED
IN THEIR KIDS' LIVES.
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I'M INVOLVED IN THEIR LIVES.
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WE GO ON MISSIONS ALL THE TIME.
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THEIR REAL LIVES.
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL?
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OH, HE WAS JUST
THERE LAST WEEK.
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THANK YOU.
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YEAH, HE PULLED US
OUT OF CLASS
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SO WE COULD ALL PLAY
LASER TAG TOGETHER.
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YOU'VE SEEN HIS GRADES.
WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE?
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LOOK, WE'LL TAKE
THE TRUCK BACK TOMORROW.
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FINE!
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AND WHILE WE'RE THERE,
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WE SHOULD PROBABLY PICK UP
YOUR CHECKBOOK.
243
00:11:05,235 --> 00:11:07,435
GUYS, GUESS WHAT?
244
00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:09,937
WHAT?
245
00:11:12,843 --> 00:11:13,973
LEO!
246
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,714
NO.
247
00:11:15,706 --> 00:11:18,106
I'M THE NEW CHEMISTRY TEACHER,
MR. TATE.
248
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,010
( high-pitched scream )
249
00:11:25,716 --> 00:11:26,856
SO, GET THIS.
250
00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:28,987
I CHECKED THE PTA ELECTION RULES
251
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:31,859
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
A PARENT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
252
00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:34,092
PRINCIPAL PERRY
IS TOTALLY ELIGIBLE.
253
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,734
WELL, THAT'S GREAT!
254
00:11:35,726 --> 00:11:36,996
AND YOU KNOW THAT IF SHE RUNS,
255
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,927
SHE'S GONNA CHEAT
AND MAKE SURE SHE WINS.
256
00:11:38,929 --> 00:11:41,869
YOU CAN ALWAYS
COUNT ON THAT WOMAN
257
00:11:41,872 --> 00:11:44,102
TO DO THE WRONG THING.
258
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,244
BUT HOW DO WE
CONVINCE HER TO RUN?
259
00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:48,206
THE ONLY THINGS
THAT MOTIVATE THAT WOMAN
260
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:52,278
ARE REVENGE, RAGE,
AND KITTY CALENDARS.
261
00:11:52,282 --> 00:11:54,752
WELL, THEN WE JUST
HAVE TO FIND A WAY
262
00:11:54,745 --> 00:11:56,085
TO MAKE HER MAD AT TASHA
263
00:11:56,086 --> 00:11:57,486
AND THEN TRICK HER
INTO DOING IT.
264
00:11:57,487 --> 00:11:58,917
HOW?
265
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:03,719
MAYBE A LITTLE BIONIC VOCAL
MANIPULATION IS IN ORDER.
266
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,903
( in Tasha's voice )
THERE'S MY LITTLE BUG-A-BOO.
267
00:12:05,896 --> 00:12:08,296
COME GIVE MOMMY SOME SUGAR!
268
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,860
OKAY, THAT NEVER
STOPS BEING WEIRD.
269
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,967
OKAY, CHASE
IS GETTING PERRY.
270
00:12:18,969 --> 00:12:20,469
YOU GO HANDLE YOUR MOM.
271
00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:21,470
GOT IT.
272
00:12:21,471 --> 00:12:23,741
MOM!
273
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,883
HEY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT
AND YOU WERE RIGHT.
274
00:12:26,877 --> 00:12:28,147
IT IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN
275
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,818
HAVING YOU AROUND HERE EVERYDAY.
276
00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:33,050
( squeals, giggles )
277
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,993
I KNEW YOU WOULD
COME AROUND.
278
00:12:34,985 --> 00:12:36,425
HEY, LOVE ME,
DON'T BREAK ME.
279
00:12:38,188 --> 00:12:40,258
SO, TO BE AN EFFECTIVE
PTA PRESIDENT
280
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,530
YOU NEED TO BE IN TOUCH
WITH YOUR STUDENTS,
281
00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:44,902
KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE,
LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC.
282
00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:46,435
DON'T WORRY, LEO.
283
00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:49,536
I'M PICKING UP WHAT
YOU'RE PUTTING DOWN.
284
00:12:49,539 --> 00:12:53,239
( chuckling )
YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD.
285
00:12:56,446 --> 00:12:58,846
THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT,
SHRUB HEAD.
286
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,250
QUICK!
PUT THESE ON.
287
00:13:01,251 --> 00:13:05,491
OOH, THESE JAMS
ARE PUMPED UP!
288
00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:10,817
I JUST THOUGHT THAT
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR
289
00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:12,191
WHAT OUR FUTURE PTA PRESIDENT
290
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,522
IS BEEN SAYING
BEHIND YOUR BACK.
291
00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:14,903
( scoffs )
292
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,465
( Bree in Tasha's voice )
I AM SHOCKED
293
00:13:16,466 --> 00:13:18,566
AT THE LACK OF PROFESSIONALISM
AROUND THIS SCHOOL.
294
00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:22,128
AND IT ALL STARTS WITH
THAT TYRANT PRINCIPAL PERRY.
295
00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:24,532
WELL, THAT'S OBVIOUS.
296
00:13:24,534 --> 00:13:26,144
WHEN I'M PRESIDENT
297
00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:29,806
I'M GONNA MAKE IT MY MISSION
TO GET HER FIRED!
298
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,939
FIRED?!
299
00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:32,241
SHE CAN'T DO THAT!
300
00:13:32,242 --> 00:13:35,052
TECHNICALLY,
AS PTA PRESIDENT, SHE CAN.
301
00:13:35,045 --> 00:13:36,045
IT'S RIGHT HERE
IN THE RULE BOOK.
302
00:13:36,046 --> 00:13:37,386
LET ME SEE THAT!
303
00:13:37,387 --> 00:13:38,987
OH, ONE MORE THING,
304
00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:40,549
I HATE CATS.
305
00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:43,590
( gasps )
THE CLAWS ARE OUT NOW!
306
00:13:43,593 --> 00:13:47,903
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU
SHOULD RUN AGAINST HER.
307
00:13:47,898 --> 00:13:48,858
AGAINST HER?
308
00:13:48,859 --> 00:13:50,529
I'M GONNA RUN OVER HER!
309
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,230
HEY!
310
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,562
OH, HI,
PRINCIPAL PERRY!
311
00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:55,844
DID YOU HEAR?
312
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,405
NO ONE IS RUNNING AGAINST ME.
313
00:13:57,407 --> 00:14:00,107
I'M GOING TO BE PTA PRESIDENT.
314
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:02,610
NOT IN THIS LIFETIME,
MITZY VON MINIVAN.
315
00:14:03,613 --> 00:14:05,953
I'M IN THE RACE NOW,
AND AROUND HERE,
316
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,616
THE ONLY THING
PTA STANDS FOR
317
00:14:07,617 --> 00:14:10,417
IS PUTTING TANYA AWAY.
318
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,881
MY NAME IS TASHA.
319
00:14:12,883 --> 00:14:14,353
STILL STARTS WITH A "T"!
320
00:14:16,326 --> 00:14:17,526
( gasps )
321
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,330
ADAM, I REALLY STUCK
MY NECK OUT FOR YOU,
322
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:24,362
AND YOU MADE US BOTH
LOOK IRRESPONSIBLE.
323
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,904
YOU'RE RIGHT.
324
00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,536
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
325
00:14:29,539 --> 00:14:30,539
WOW.
326
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,300
LOOK HOW HIGH I AM.
327
00:14:32,302 --> 00:14:34,002
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
328
00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:37,984
THAT PICKUP TRUCK LOOKS
LIKE A TEENY TINY TOY.
329
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:41,608
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
330
00:14:41,611 --> 00:14:45,121
YOU KNOW, BEFORE I
TAKE THIS THING BACK,
331
00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:48,055
THERE'S SOMETHING
I REALLY NEED TO DO.
332
00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:50,988
WOO-HOO!
OH, YEAH!
333
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,121
( screaming )
334
00:14:57,427 --> 00:14:58,997
( screaming continues )
335
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,399
WOO! THIS IS AWESOME!
336
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,571
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
337
00:15:03,573 --> 00:15:05,083
( both screaming )
338
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,537
WHOA!
339
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,615
( both screaming )
340
00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:25,263
LET'S DO THIS ALREADY!
341
00:15:25,255 --> 00:15:28,955
I'M LATE FOR MY SHIFT
AT THE GAS-N-GO.
342
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:30,099
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
343
00:15:33,003 --> 00:15:34,103
HEY, MOM?
344
00:15:34,104 --> 00:15:36,274
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS?
345
00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:39,636
PRINCIPAL PERRY IS MERCILESS
AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO WIN.
346
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,639
SHE HAS THE BATTLE SCARS
TO PROVE IT.
347
00:15:43,573 --> 00:15:45,583
HAVE A LITTLE FAITH
IN YOUR MOM.
348
00:15:45,575 --> 00:15:48,315
OH, I HAVE LOTS OF FAITH.
349
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:51,618
THAT PRINCIPAL PERRY
IS GOING TO DESTROY YOU.
350
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,286
SO I GUESS WE'RE
KEEPING THIS THING, HUH?
351
00:15:58,288 --> 00:16:03,128
YEAH, I FINALLY FOUND A CAR
THAT MATCHES MY EGO.
352
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:04,363
( laughs )
353
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,404
IT'S NOT THAT BIG.
354
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,136
( thump )
OOH, WHAT WAS THAT?
355
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,568
TRASH CAN.
356
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,469
I'LL PAY FOR THAT!
357
00:16:12,642 --> 00:16:14,402
SO, HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING.
358
00:16:14,404 --> 00:16:15,654
WE'LL BUY YOU A DIFFERENT CAR,
359
00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:18,105
AND WE'LL KEEP THIS BAD BOY
TO PLAY WITH ON WEEKENDS.
360
00:16:18,108 --> 00:16:19,478
AWESOME!
361
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,579
BUT WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO HIDE IT.
362
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,650
'CAUSE IF TASHA
FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS THING,
363
00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:24,682
WE'RE BOTH GONNA
END UP LIVING IN IT.
364
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,124
( gasps )
PROMISE?!
365
00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:28,216
( thumping )
366
00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:29,258
OH! TRASH CAN?
367
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:30,359
MAIL BOX.
368
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,590
I'LL PAY FOR THAT, TOO!
369
00:16:34,364 --> 00:16:35,704
OH! CAN WE MAKE A QUICK STOP?
370
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,465
I FORGOT MY BACKPACK AT SCHOOL.
371
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:39,197
NO PROBLEM. WE CAN STOP BY
AND PICK IT UP.
372
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,669
( loud metal clanging )
373
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:41,700
MAIL BOX?
374
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,501
MAIL TRUCK.
375
00:16:49,439 --> 00:16:50,439
( microphone feedback )
376
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,040
( clears throat, choking )
377
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:55,754
VOTE FOR ME,
378
00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:57,615
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
379
00:17:01,491 --> 00:17:03,551
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT,
MOM JEANS.
380
00:17:03,553 --> 00:17:05,563
THIS ELECTION'S MINE.
381
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,659
BEFORE I LAY OUT MY PLATFORM,
382
00:17:11,661 --> 00:17:13,661
I SPENT SOME TIME GOING THROUGH
383
00:17:13,663 --> 00:17:15,673
THE SCHOOL'S ACCOUNTING
RECORDS--
384
00:17:15,665 --> 00:17:17,035
( Perry clearing throat )
385
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,066
I WITHDRAW!
386
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:22,711
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
387
00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:25,752
SAVING A FORTUNE IN LEGAL FEES!
388
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:26,815
WAIT, HOLD ON!
389
00:17:26,816 --> 00:17:28,516
ACCORDING TO THE RULES,
390
00:17:28,518 --> 00:17:30,418
IT IS PAST THE DEADLINE
TO WITHDRAWALS.
391
00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:31,580
HE'S RIGHT!
392
00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:33,381
SO WE STILL NEED TO
HEAR FINAL SPEECHES
393
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:34,383
AND THEN VOTE.
394
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,585
NO SPEECH.
I VOTE TASHA.
395
00:17:37,587 --> 00:17:38,727
( chanting )
TASHA!
396
00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:40,728
TASHA! TASHA!
397
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,390
DON'T MAKE ME
DO ALL THE WORK.
398
00:17:42,392 --> 00:17:44,662
TASHA! TASHA!
399
00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:49,668
WELL, LOOK AT THAT,
400
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,469
GOT A PARKING SPACE
RIGHT NEXT TO THE GYM.
401
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,502
WELL, THREE SPACES.
402
00:17:53,503 --> 00:17:54,673
SORRY, MA'AM. I'LL PAY FOR THAT.
403
00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:58,606
OKAY JUST GIVE ME A SECOND
TO GET MY BACKPACK.
404
00:17:58,608 --> 00:18:01,578
IT WON'T TAKE LONG.
THERE'S NOTHING IN IT.
405
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,651
WAIT!
406
00:18:02,652 --> 00:18:04,252
IS THAT TASHA'S CAR?
407
00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:06,664
YEAH, SHE'S GIVING HER
BIG PTA SPEECH TONIGHT.
408
00:18:06,656 --> 00:18:08,556
( screams )
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!
409
00:18:08,558 --> 00:18:10,188
SHE CAN'T SEE US IN THIS THING.
410
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,120
WELL, IF SHE CAN'T,
THEN SHE NEEDS GLASSES.
411
00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:13,662
THIS THING IS HUGE.
412
00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:16,373
NO, I MEAN, WE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE!
413
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:17,796
WELL, THEN GO ALREADY!
414
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,867
WELL, I'M TRYING,
BUT THE GEAR SHIFT IS STUCK!
415
00:18:19,869 --> 00:18:21,569
WHY DON'T YOU TRY HARDER?
416
00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:24,202
OKAY, I GOT IT!
417
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,644
( screaming )
418
00:18:25,635 --> 00:18:27,475
AND ONCE I'M PRESIDENT,
419
00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:29,307
MISSION CREEK
WILL RUN AS SMOOTHLY
420
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,179
AS MY VERY OWN HAPPY FAMILY.
421
00:18:35,185 --> 00:18:37,385
( screaming )
422
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,452
( both coughing )
423
00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:48,195
QUICK!
BACK UP BEFORE SHE SEES US!
424
00:18:49,899 --> 00:18:51,699
DONALD!
425
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:53,731
VOTE FOR TASHA.
426
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:54,763
( honks )
427
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,336
( continues honking )
428
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,340
WELL, THANKS TO YOU
I TOTALLY LOST THE ELECTION!
429
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,323
NOT ONE PERSON VOTED FOR ME!
430
00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:06,515
YES!
431
00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:09,718
YOU WILL GET 'EM
NEXT YEAR, MOM.
432
00:19:09,719 --> 00:19:12,579
BECAUSE OF YOU PERRY WON!
433
00:19:12,582 --> 00:19:14,182
DON'T BE MAD
AT MR. DAVENPORT.
434
00:19:14,184 --> 00:19:15,194
I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.
435
00:19:15,185 --> 00:19:16,555
THANK YOU.
436
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,626
IT ALL STARTED
WHEN HE DECIDED
437
00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:19,357
TO KEEP THIS TRUCK
AND HIDE IT FROM YOU.
438
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,459
WHAT?!
439
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,890
Perry: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
440
00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:24,262
IS THAT PRINCIPAL PERRY?
441
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,344
Perry: NO, IT'S TAYLOR SWIFT.
442
00:19:27,337 --> 00:19:29,437
SHE'S UNDER THERE!
443
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,478
ARE YOU OKAY?
444
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,880
I'M FINE,
BUT MY CUPCAKE ISN'T.
445
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,722
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
FIBERGLASS OR SPRINKLES.
446
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,856
EH, IT'S ALL GOING
TO THE SAME PLACE.
447
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:01,970
SO...
448
00:20:01,971 --> 00:20:04,371
THIS WAS FUN...
449
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:10,736
ALL RIGHT, DO YOU
PREFER BIG BILLS OR, UH...
450
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:12,640
NICE TRY, RICHIE RICH.
451
00:20:12,642 --> 00:20:14,312
YOU CAN'T BUY ME OFF
THAT EASILY.
452
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:18,324
ALTHOUGH THERE IS
ONE THING I WANT.
453
00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:23,490
( honking )
454
00:20:23,493 --> 00:20:26,703
LET'S GO CRUSH SOME DOGHOUSES,
VICE PRINCIPAL WHISKERS!
455
00:20:26,696 --> 00:20:28,326
( chuckling )
( meowing )
456
00:20:32,402 --> 00:20:33,762
( laughing )
457
00:20:33,763 --> 00:20:34,963
WOO-HOO!
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