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INVENTING THE WHEEL?
BORING.
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DISCOVERING ELECTRICITY?
SNOOZE.
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SLICED BREAD?
LAME.
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BUT NOW, DAVENPORT INDUSTRIES
INTRODUCES THE WORLD'S FIRST...
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PROTON FUSER!
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YOU KNOW, FOR
A SCIENTIST YOU'D
THINK YOUR PAYOFFS
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WOULD BE A BIT
MORE PROPORTIONATE
TO YOUR BUILDUPS.
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UH, THE PAYOFF IS THAT
IT ALLOWS US TO SEE
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THE ORIGINS
OF THE UNIVERSE.
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THIS THING FUSES
SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES,
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SO WE CAN UNDERSTAND
HOW PLANETS FORM.
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WELL, WE ALREADY
UNDERSTAND HOW
BOREDOM FORMS.
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HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED
WHERE STUFF COMES FROM?
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GALAXIES? STARS?
PLANETS?
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THIS STUFF, NO.
ONION RINGS, YES.
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GUYS, I HAVE ALWAYS
WANTED TO BUILD THIS THING,
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AND NOW IT'S A REALITY.
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IT'S AN IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON:
IF YOU HAVE A DREAM,
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BELIEVE IN IT,
'CAUSE IT CAN HAPPEN.
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UM, MR. DAVENPORT,
ISN'T IT DANGEROUS
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TO TINKER WITH THE FABRIC
OF THE UNIVERSE?
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( laughing )
HE SAID "TINKER."
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YES, TECHNICALLY, IT COULD
DESTABILIZE THE EARTH,
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OR OPEN UP A WORMHOLE
INTO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
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MM-HMM.
BUT, I MADE IT
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AND I WANT TO
PLAY WITH IT, SO...
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PREPARE TO BE AMAZED!
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OR GRAVELY INJURED.
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ONCE AGAIN, BIG BUILDUP,
TEENY, TINY PAYOFF.
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OKAY, THE POPCORN IS POPPING
AND THE MOVIE IS UPLOADED.
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OR DOWNLOADED.
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WHATEVER, THE RED THINGY
IS BLINKING GREEN.
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JUST HEAD UPSTAIRS,
IT'S MOVIE TIME!
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I DO LOVE A MATINEE.
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OH, HOLD IT, MISTER.
NO MOVIE FOR YOU UNTIL
YOU FINISH YOUR CHORES.
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YOUR ROOM IS A MESS
AND YOU HAVEN'T WASHED
THE DISHES IN DAYS.
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BUT, I'VE BEEN
LOOKING FORWARD TO
THIS MOVIE ALL WEEK.
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AND I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FORWARD TO CLEAN DISHES
ALL WEEK.
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REALLY?
WELL, THAT'S JUST SAD.
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( all laughing )
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( dog barking in movie )
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LEO!
AAH!
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I SAID NO MOVIE.
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FIRST YOU WON'T DO THE DISHES,
THEN YOU BREAK THEM?
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HEY, YOU SAID YOU HATE
LOOKING AT DIRTY DISHES
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AND THAT'S ONE LESS
TO LOOK AT.
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THAT IS IT. NO TV FOR
THE REST OF THE WEEK.
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THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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BY THE WAY,
I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE.
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I WOULDN'T GET
TOO ATTACHED TO THAT DOG.
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STUPID CHORES.
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I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD
AND SAY IT.
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THIS ISN'T
GONNA END WELL.
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HELP! HELP! HELP!
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HELP! PLEASE HELP!
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THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC
SUPER-HUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION OF
THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?
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♪♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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I DO NOT KNOW WHAT
JUST HAPPENED,
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BUT I NEED A BATHROOM!
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WHOA.
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OH, YOU DON'T LIKE
MY SOFTWARE DESIGN?
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WELL, THAT DOESN'T REALLY
MATTER, BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED!
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OH!
( gasps )
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MOM, I'M SO SORRY, I DIDN'T
EVEN KNOW THAT WAS THERE.
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BREAK WHATEVER YOU WANT, LEO,
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I CAN AFFORD
A THOUSAND OF THOSE.
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YOU CAN?
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OF COURSE. ONE OF THE MANY PERKS
OF BEING A BILLIONAIRE.
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WELL, THAT AND BEING ABLE
TO TEASE MILLIONAIRES.
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WAIT,
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
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I THOUGHT WE WERE
WATCHING A MOVIE?
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AND WHEN DID WE MOVE INTO
AN ITALIAN FURNITURE SHOWROOM?
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I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS, LEO.
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TASHA TECHNOLOGIES ISN'T
GOING TO RUN ITSELF.
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TASHA TECHNOLOGIES?
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HONEY, TOSS ME MY KEYS.
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MOM, DID YOU SEE
WHAT I JUST DID?
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YEAH.
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
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YOU TOOK OUT
THE GOLDBERG'S MAILBOX.
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NOW, REMEMBER,
HONEY, NO USING YOUR
BIONICS AT SCHOOL.
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WHAT BIONICS?
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LEO, I HEARD A CRASH.
ARE YOU OKAY?
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I JUST SHOT LIGHTNING
OUT OF MY FINGERS.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON BUT I'M TERRIFIED
TO PICK MY NOSE.
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THAT'S ONE OF YOUR
NEW BIONIC UPGRADES.
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YOU HARNESS STATIC
ELECTRICITY TO FORM
LIGHTNING BOLTS.
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I VOTED FOR SNEEZING
THUNDER, BUT YOUR
MOM SHOT ME DOWN.
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SO, I REALLY AM BIONIC?
WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE?
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SUPER SPEED?
SUPER STRENGTH?
SUPER SMARTS?
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LEO, YOU KNOW YOU
HAVE THESE ABILITIES.
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CAN I FLY?
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( yelling )
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NOPE.
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BUT YOUR BRILLIANT SCIENTIST
INVENTOR MOM IS WORKING ON IT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE THE BRILLIANT SCIENTIST.
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( laughing )
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NO. NO, I'M STILL JUST
YOUR MOM'S LAB ASSISTANT.
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WHICH REMINDS ME,
I SHOULD GO,
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I'M NOT ALLOWED UPSTAIRS
WHEN SHE'S NOT HOME. SO...
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WAIT, WAIT.
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YOU'RE NOT
AN INVENTOR?
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WELL, NOT OFFICIALLY.
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I MEAN, MOST OF THE STUFF
I INVENT EITHER DOESN'T WORK
OR BURSTS INTO FLAMES.
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SEE THESE EYEBROWS.
BORROWED THEM FROM MY BACK.
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BUT I DID JUST
FINISH A PROTOTYPE
ON A PROTON FUSER, SO...
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PROTON FUSER. THAT'S IT!
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I MUST HAVE TRAVELED
THROUGH A WORMHOLE INTO
THIS PARALLEL UNIVERSE!
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LEO, YOU READ
TOO MANY COMIC BOOKS.
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NOW, UH, OFF TO SCHOOL,
AND, UH, LET'S JUST KEEP
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THIS BETWEEN YOU AND I,
OKAY?
OKAY.
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I PROMISE,
I WILL NOT LET ANYONE
KNOW I HAVE BIONICS.
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NO, NO, NO. I MEAN,
DON'T TELL YOUR MOM
I WAS UPSTAIRS,
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OR SHE'LL TAKE AWAY
MY BATHROOM BREAKS.
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GOOD MORNING, LEO!
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LEO? YOU NEVER CALL ME
BY MY FIRST NAME.
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AND ACCORDING TO LEGEND,
YOU HAVEN'T SMILED SINCE
THE SIXTIES.
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I ALWAYS SMILE
WHEN I SEE YOU!
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SCHOOL BOARD
APPROVED AIR HUG?
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OH, THAT IS GOOD.
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OH, NO AIR HUG BACK?
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DOES MY LITTLE SCHNOOKIE
NEED A COOKIE?
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I SUPPOSE YOUR LITTLE
SCHNOOKIE COULD TAKE
A LOOKIE AT A COOKIE.
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WOW!
THEY'RE FROM OUR
GOURMET CAFETERIA.
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GOURMET?
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THIS COMING FROM
THE WOMAN WHO THINKS
MOLD IS A VEGETABLE?
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
THOSE ARE
THE LUNCH LADIES?
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YEAH, WE TRIED
TO FIND PRETTIER ONES,
BUT THEY'LL DO.
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GUYS, THERE YOU ARE!
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THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HEY, EVERYONE CHECK IT OUT.
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WE GOT AN EXCHANGE STUDENT
FROM NERDISTAN. HA!
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YEAH, LIKE, STEP OFF.
WE DON'T KNOW YOU.
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AND FYI, I WOULDN'T PUT
MY POODLE IN THAT OUTFIT.
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COME ON, GUYS.
IT'S ME, LEO.
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AND YOU'RE ADAM, BREE
AND CHASE DAVENPORT.
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UH, WE'RE ADAM, BREE
AND CHASE HENDERSON.
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ARE YOU LOST,
LITTLE GUY?
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( bell ringing )
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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( sighs)
THERE'S SO MUCH TO NOT
UNDERSTAND IN LIFE,
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ISN'T THERE?
LIKE, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
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IF WE ALL JUST STOPPED FOR
A SECOND AND JUST EXISTED.
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(speaking French)
PLUS CA CHANGE,
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ET LES PLUS
C'EST LA MEME CHOSE.
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PLUS-AH-WHAT?
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OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON?
BREE, HELP ME OUT HERE.
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OKAY, IT'S
PRONOUNCED "BREH."
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LIKE "BREATH"
BUT WITHOUT THE "TH."
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WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU GUYS?
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WE'RE ALL
BEST FRIENDS.
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AND THE BEST PART IS,
I'M BIONIC NOW!
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SEE, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SHOW
YOU MY LIGHTNING FINGERS!
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( all screaming )
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AND THOSE ARE
MY LIGHTNING FINGERS.
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LEO.
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HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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I ALWAYS PICK YOU
UP FROM SCHOOL.
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A, YOUR MOTHER
INSISTS ON IT, AND...
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B, IT'S THE FEW MINUTES A DAY
I CAN ENJOY NATURAL SUNLIGHT.
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THIS WORLD IS SO MUCH
DIFFERENT FROM MY WORLD.
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WELL, MY WORLD
IS LIMITED TO THE LAB.
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THAT, AND OF COURSE THE THRILL
I GET FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES A DAY,
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COMING TO I PICK YOU UP.
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STOPLIGHTS ARE AWESOME!
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HEY, LEO.
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HEY, LOOK WHO
MADE SOME FRIENDS.
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THAT'S ADAM,
BREE AND CHASE.
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YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE THEM?
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UH, NO.
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OH, HEY, LOOK, IT'S
THE DUDE WHO GETS
ALL EXCITED AT STOPLIGHTS.
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UM, YOU GUYS, UH,
TAKE YOUR TIME.
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I'M GONNA BE IN THE CAR,
PLAYING WITH THE WINDOWS.
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LEO, WE HAVE A CONFESSION.
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WE BELIEVE WHAT
YOU SAID EARLIER.
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YEAH, AND WE WANT YOU TO
KNOW THAT YOUR BIONIC SECRET
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IS SAFE WITHIN US.
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FINALLY. IT'S GOOD TO
HAVE YOU GUYS BACK!
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AW!
AW!
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NOW, NOW, NOW.
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THERE HE IS.
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THAT'S THE BIONIC FREAK!
GET HIM!
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FREEZE, DOOLEY.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
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NOTE TO SELF,
NOT A FAN OF
THE HENDERSONS.
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APPREHENDED THE SUSPECT.
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HOW COULD YOU GUYS
TURN ME IN?
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WELL, IT WAS EASY.
WE JUST CALLED THAT GUY.
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HEY!
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00:11:44,234 --> 00:11:46,414
NOBODY MESSES WITH
MY ROLLERBLADING BUDDY!
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LEO, IT'S HOT IN THE CAR
AND I'M NOT ALLOWED TO USE
THE AIR CONDITIONING.
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SO, ARE YOU
COMING OR NOT?
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I USED TO BE
A CHRISTMAS ELF AT
THE MISSION CREEK MALL.
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00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,990
NO ONE CUT IN SANTA'S
LINE ON MY WATCH.
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RUN!
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THIS JUST DOES
NOT MAKE SENSE.
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THE LEO I KNOW WOULD
NEVER SHOW HIS BIONICS
AT SCHOOL.
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I AM NOT THAT LEO!
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I CAME HERE FROM
A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
THROUGH A WORMHOLE
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MADE BY YOUR
PROTON FUSER!
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WAIT, YOU WERE
SERIOUS ABOUT THAT?
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YEAH!
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WOW.
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IT ALL
MAKES SENSE, NOW.
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WELL, DON'T WORRY,
LEO.
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AS LONG AS YOU'RE
IN MY UNIVERSE,
I'LL PROTECT YOU.
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( sighs )
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NO WONDER MY MOM
KEEPS YOU IN THE BASEMENT.
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MR. DOOLEY,
I'M SPECIAL AGENT GORDON,
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DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND
SPECIAL OPS UNIT,
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ALSO KNOWN AS, D-H-SOU.
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IT DOESN'T ACRONYM WELL.
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00:13:08,118 --> 00:13:10,218
WE DON'T KNOW HOW YOU
DO WHAT YOU DO,
219
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,790
BUT WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT.
220
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,831
EVEN IF IT TAKES TEN YEARS
IN AN ISOLATED DESERT WAREHOUSE.
221
00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:16,295
HOPE YOU SWEAT A LOT.
222
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,926
THAT'S THE ONLY WATER
YOU'LL GET.
223
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,870
WELL, WHAT IF I JUST
BREAK OUT OF THESE?
224
00:13:21,872 --> 00:13:23,932
WE HEARD YOU WERE
FREAKISHLY STRONG,
225
00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:26,114
SO THOSE ARE
EXPLODING HANDCUFFS.
226
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,136
LINK BREAKS,
HANDCUFFS DETONATE.
227
00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:30,908
YEAH, COULD YOU, UH,
EXPLODE THAT WAY.
228
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,852
GET YOUR HANDS
OFF OF ME!
229
00:13:34,845 --> 00:13:37,415
I AM TASHA DOOLEY
OF TASHA TECHNOLOGIES!
230
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,987
PLEASE DON'T YELL AT ME,
I KNOW I'M IN THE LIVING ROOM,
231
00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:41,389
BUT, TECHNICALLY,
THEY CHAINED ME HERE.
232
00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:44,863
LEO, HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
233
00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:46,825
THEY HAVEN'T HURT YOU,
HAVE THEY, SWEETIE?
234
00:13:48,999 --> 00:13:52,359
I'M SORRY, MOM.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO USE MY...
235
00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:55,472
B-I-O-N-I-C-S
AT SCHOOL.
236
00:13:55,465 --> 00:13:57,365
WE CAN SPELL, KID.
237
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,907
WELL, EVERYONE EXCEPT
FOR AGENT DORRIS, HERE.
238
00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:01,410
HE LIKES TO
SOUND THINGS OUT.
239
00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:07,053
HE'S NOT BIONIC,
HE'S JUST GIFTED!
240
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,977
RIGHT, LEO?
241
00:14:08,979 --> 00:14:13,119
YOU WERE ALWAYS DISCOVERING
SOMETHING NEW ABOUT YOURSELF.
242
00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:16,233
WATCH THE SUIT OR
I AM TELLING YOUR BOSS!
243
00:14:16,226 --> 00:14:18,956
I AM HIS BOSS.
THEN, HE'S
TOUCHING MY SUIT!
244
00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:27,103
SOMETHING NEW
ABOUT YOURSELF.
245
00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:28,997
LEO, I THINK SHE
WAS TRYING TO
TELL YOU TO ESCAPE
246
00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:30,899
USING ONE OF YOUR
NEW ABILITIES.
247
00:14:30,901 --> 00:14:34,141
HELLO?
BOOM-BOOM BRACELETS.
248
00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:36,884
NO, I MEAN ONE
OF YOUR NEWLY
UPLOADED ABILITIES.
249
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,176
YOU KNOW,
LIKE GEO-LEAPING:
250
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,578
MOLECULARLY TRANSFERRING
YOURSELF FROM ONE LOCATION
251
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,550
TO ANOTHER JUST
BY THINKING ABOUT IT.
252
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:43,982
I CAN GEO-LEAP?
253
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,194
WE-- YEAH. I MEAN,
IT HASN'T BEEN TESTED YET,
254
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,956
SO MAKE SURE YOU...
255
00:14:51,962 --> 00:14:53,622
WARN ME FIRST.
256
00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:56,334
PUMPKIN?
257
00:14:56,326 --> 00:14:57,996
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
258
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,068
THIS PLACE IS STILL
CRAWLING WITH GOVERNMENT GOONS.
259
00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:01,400
DUCK AND COVER!
260
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,576
I'LL DRAW THEM AWAY,
YOU SCRAM.
261
00:15:07,577 --> 00:15:11,137
BUT IF YOU GET CAUGHT
AND END UP IN THE CLINK,
TEXT ME.
262
00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:12,411
I MAY NOT HAVE PULL
WITH THE GOVERNOR,
263
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,052
BUT I CAN DRIVE A HATCHBACK
THROUGH A CEMENT WALL.
264
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,117
HEY, THE BIONIC KID
IS OUT FRONT STACKING
SCHOOL BUSSES!
265
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,590
GET HIM!
266
00:15:25,095 --> 00:15:27,425
THIS WORLD IS NOT AS COOL
AS I THOUGHT.
267
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,327
I'D GIVE UP
THE BIONICS, EVERYTHING,
268
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,199
JUST TO GET BACK
TO MY FAMILY.
269
00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:34,301
I WISH
I COULD HELP YOU.
270
00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:37,214
MAYBE YOU CAN.
WITH YOUR PROTON FUSER!
271
00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:41,037
LEO, I TOLD YOU,
IT WILL NEVER WORK.
I BUILT IT.
272
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,641
LISTEN, YOU ALWAYS
TOLD ME, "IF YOU
HAVE A DREAM,
273
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:48,054
BELIEVE IN IT."
AND IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO BELIEVE, BIG D.
274
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,318
WHAT'S A BIG D?
275
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,120
EVEN IF IT DID WORK,
276
00:15:52,122 --> 00:15:54,222
HOW WOULD WE GET
IN THE LAB WITH
ALL THOSE AGENTS
277
00:15:54,224 --> 00:15:55,694
SWARMING THE HOUSE?
278
00:15:55,685 --> 00:15:58,985
YOU SEE, THIS IS
WHERE FLYING WOULD
COME IN HANDY.
279
00:15:58,989 --> 00:16:01,289
Chase:
WHERE ARE YOU,
LITTLE GUY?
280
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:04,533
KEEP LOOKING,
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE.
281
00:16:06,396 --> 00:16:08,236
AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT,
WHY DON'T WE LOOK
282
00:16:08,238 --> 00:16:11,038
WITHIN OURSELVES FOR
ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS
283
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:13,541
THAT WE'RE AFRAID TO ASK?
284
00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:18,475
THIS IS SO RIDIC.
HE'S NOT HERE.
285
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,048
OH, MAYBE HE'S
AT THE MALL.
286
00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:23,081
Chase and Adam:
WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE MALL!
287
00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:27,556
WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO GEO-LEAP!
OKAY, FINE,
288
00:16:27,557 --> 00:16:29,687
JUST--YOU HAVE
TO GIVE ME SOME...
289
00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:33,391
WARNING!
290
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:39,125
I THOUGHT "LAB."
THIS AIN'T THE LAB.
( groans )
291
00:16:39,129 --> 00:16:43,069
I THINK MY KIDNEYS
JUST SWITCHED SIDES.
292
00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:44,233
YOUR GEO-LEAPING
IS GLITCHING.
293
00:16:44,234 --> 00:16:47,584
I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T TESTED.
NOW WE'RE SITTING DUCKS!
294
00:16:47,577 --> 00:16:50,207
TIME FOR PLAN B.
I'LL SUPER-SPEED US HOME.
295
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,680
I GET MOTION SICKNESS.
IS THERE A PLAN C?
296
00:16:52,682 --> 00:16:54,642
NO!
297
00:16:54,644 --> 00:16:56,024
THERE HE IS!
298
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,215
YO! THE BIONIC
KID'S IN HERE!
299
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,718
THANKS A LOT, CHASE!
300
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,589
YOU'RE SUPER ANNOYING
IN TWO UNIVERSES.
301
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,426
Chase and Adam:
WHOA!
302
00:17:09,699 --> 00:17:11,329
NOW CAN WE
GO TO THE MALL?
303
00:17:14,504 --> 00:17:16,444
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
304
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,636
AAH.
305
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:22,269
OKAY, MEN, APPREHEND
THE BIONIC SUBJECT.
306
00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:24,142
USE ANY FORCE NECESSARY.
307
00:17:26,176 --> 00:17:28,146
WHAT DO WE DO?
308
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,248
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
USE ANY FORCE NECESSARY.
309
00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:49,267
OH, YEAH.
310
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,739
QUICK,
GET DOWNSTAIRS!
311
00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:58,575
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME,
FIRE UP THE PROTON FUSER.
312
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,078
TA-DA!
313
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,350
OKAY.
314
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,663
NOW, I WOULD FEEL
A LOT BETTER ABOUT THIS
315
00:18:06,656 --> 00:18:09,156
IF YOU WOULD SIGN
SOME RELEASE FORMS.
316
00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:11,289
PUSH! BUTTONS!
317
00:18:18,268 --> 00:18:19,498
( sighs )
318
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,669
SEE! TOLD YOU.
IT DOESN'T WORK.
319
00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:23,803
WELL, MAKE IT WORK!
320
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:29,336
CAN'T SOME
DREAMS JUST DIE?
321
00:18:29,339 --> 00:18:32,539
IT TOOK A WHILE FOR THE WORMHOLE
TO REACH FULL SIZE.
322
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,212
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A VOLUME THRESHOLD PROBLEM.
323
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,494
I CAN TWEAK THAT!
324
00:18:35,485 --> 00:18:36,785
WELL, WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR?
325
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:38,486
TWEAK!
OH!
326
00:18:42,552 --> 00:18:44,122
THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE DOING IT.
327
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,863
WOW.
328
00:18:46,856 --> 00:18:49,156
SOMETHING I MADE
ACTUALLY WORKS!
329
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,860
( banging on door )
330
00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:53,701
WAIT, IF I LEAVE,
WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU?
331
00:18:53,703 --> 00:18:56,143
BOTH UNIVERSES WILL RESET
TO THE INSTANT YOU LEFT.
332
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,165
NONE OF THIS WILL
HAVE EVER HAPPENED!
333
00:18:58,168 --> 00:19:01,368
EXCEPT, I'M GONNA START
BELIEVING IN MYSELF.
334
00:19:01,371 --> 00:19:03,371
GOOD. BRING IT IN.
335
00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:06,745
THANKS, LEO.
336
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:10,276
I TELL YOU I'LL NEVER
FORGET YOU, TECHNICALLY,
THAT-- YEAH.
337
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,250
YOU JUST-- ALL RIGHT.
YEAH. ANYWAYS.
338
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,233
ALL RIGHT, GO, LEO.
IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
339
00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:17,226
AAH!
340
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,668
HELLO?
341
00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:37,414
I WAS SO ATTACHED
TO THAT DOG.
342
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,781
AHH!
343
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,624
RELAX, LEO.
THAT'S GORDON.
344
00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:49,517
HE'S MY NEW HEAD
OF CORPORATE SECURITY.
345
00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:51,219
WELL, HEY THERE,
LITTLE BUDDY!
346
00:19:51,221 --> 00:19:52,221
NICE TO MEET YOU!
347
00:19:52,222 --> 00:19:54,262
( mockingly )
AAH!
348
00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:57,895
SO HAPPY
TO SEE YOU GUYS!
349
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,197
OH! NICE TO SEE YOU
IN A BETTER MOOD.
350
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,429
NOW, PUT THAT ENERGY
INTO YOUR CHORES.
351
00:20:02,432 --> 00:20:06,382
ABSOLUTELY! I WILL NEVER
COMPLAIN ABOUT MY CHORES
EVER AGAIN.
352
00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:07,906
IT'S SO GOOD
TO BE HOME!
353
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,837
GOOD TO BE HOME?
WHERE DID YOU GO?
354
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,740
A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!
355
00:20:13,743 --> 00:20:15,353
MOM WAS A TECH MOGUL,
356
00:20:15,345 --> 00:20:16,945
CHASE WAS
AN ANNOYING JOCK,
357
00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:19,216
BREE WAS
A SHALLOW MALL RAT,
358
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,618
AND ADAM WAS
ALL INTROSPECTIVE
AND PHILOSOPHICAL.
359
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,992
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO MAKE UP WORDS, LEO,
360
00:20:23,993 --> 00:20:25,633
JUST TELL US
WHAT HAPPENED.
361
00:20:27,457 --> 00:20:29,397
IT WAS REAL,
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!
362
00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:31,259
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I BELIEVE YOU, LEO.
363
00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:32,561
YOU DO?
364
00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:36,372
YEAH. ANYWHERE
YOUR MOM IS
A TECH MOGUL
365
00:20:36,366 --> 00:20:38,936
IS DEFINITELY
AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.
366
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,708
I MEAN,
YOU'RE VERY SMART.
367
00:20:41,711 --> 00:20:43,271
IT'S JUST NOT WHAT TECH--
368
00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:44,873
I'LL BE DOING
THE DISHES.
MM-HMM.
369
00:20:52,622 --> 00:20:54,522
OH, SO WHAT
DOES THIS TOY DO?
370
00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:56,994
LET'S HOPE
IT CURES BOREDOM.
371
00:20:56,986 --> 00:21:00,556
IT'S NOT A TOY.
THIS IS MY NEW
CELL REPLICATOR.
372
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,530
WITH IT, WE CAN MAP
ANY ORGANISM'S DNA
373
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:07,443
AND REPLICATE
ANY CREATURE
LIVING OR DEAD.
374
00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:11,267
AGAIN.
ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS?
375
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,540
YES, TECHNICALLY,
I MEAN, IT COULD, UH,
376
00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:16,883
REINTRODUCE A DORMANT
DISEASE THAT WE HAVE
NO ABILITY TO COMBAT,
377
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,606
BUT, I MEAN,
THE CHANCES OF--
378
00:21:18,608 --> 00:21:21,648
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
379
00:21:21,651 --> 00:21:25,561
NO! NO! NO! NO!
380
00:21:25,555 --> 00:21:30,485
BAD! NO!
NOT! AGAIN!
381
00:21:35,325 --> 00:21:37,625
WELL, THAT
CURED MY BOREDOM.
382
00:21:43,973 --> 00:21:45,583
♪ LAB RATS ♪
383
00:21:47,737 --> 00:21:49,337
♪ LAB RATS ♪
384
00:21:58,388 --> 00:21:59,588
♪ LAB RATS ♪
385
00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:03,351
♪ LAB RATS ♪
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