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( cackling manically )
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OKAY, WHAT IS WITH
ALL OF THE HAPPY,
SQUEAKY HAMSTER NOISES?
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DID YOU FINALLY
GROW A CHEST HAIR?
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NO!
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I GREW TWO.
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ACTUALLY, THIS IS
A LITTLE SOMETHING
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I LIKE TO CALL "ADAM'S PAYBACK."
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FOR WHAT?
DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT
HAPPENED LAST THURSDAY?
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OH, YEAH.
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ADAM, THERE IS NO WAY
YOU CAN CLEAR THAT COUNTER.
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I CAN REACH THAT EASY.
I'VE SEEN HIM DO IT.
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HEY. WHAT YOU GUYS
TALKIN' ABOUT?
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THIS.
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AAAH!
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TOLD YOU.
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OH, YEAH. WE ALL LOVE
THE "BIONIC BROTHER TOSS."
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YEAH? WELL, LET'S SEE
HOW HE LIKES THIS.
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TRAP.
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TRAP WHAT?
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WHOA!
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Chase: OH, YES!
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IT WORKED! NOW LET'S SEE
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HOW YOU LIKE BEING
RELENTLESSLY MANHANDLED!
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THAT CAME OUT WRONG.
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OH, THE TRAP WAS
ON THE FLOOR.
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YEP, AND NOW
WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME
CALLED "HUMAN PIÑATA."
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BUT INSTEAD OF CANDY,
WE'RE GONNA GUESS WHAT
ADAM HAD FOR LUNCH.
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IRONICALLY,
I'M GUESSING IT'S CANDY.
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YOU'RE FORGETTING
ONE THING, CHASE--
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I CAN USE MY HEAT VISION
TO BREAK FREE.
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( thud )
AAAH! OOH!
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HA! NICE TRY!
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OH-- ADAM?
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WHOA. I NEVER KNEW
MY ARM COULD BEND LIKE THAT.
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UM...IT CAN'T.
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OWWWW!
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OHHH!
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THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US.
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FASTER. SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?!
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♪♪
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YOU'RE LUCKY IT'S JUST
A DISLOCATION.
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HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU GUYS
NOT TO GOOF AROUND?
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BRACE YOURSELF,
BECAUSE THIS IS PROBABLY
GONNA SHATTER YOUR WORLD,
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BUT THEY DON'T LISTEN
TO A WORD YOU SAY.
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LOOK, I KNOW THIS
WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT,
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BUT HE COULD HAVE
SERIOUSLY BEEN HURT.
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WHAT IF HE'D HAVE
LANDED ON HIS HEAD?
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UH, IT WOULD HAVE POPPED OPEN,
SPRAYING CONFETTI EVERYWHERE?
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OH HO! THAT WOULD
BE AWESOME!
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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BUT MR. DAVENPORT,
I WASN'T TRYING TO HURT HIM--
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I WAS TRYING
TO GET EVEN.
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ADAM IS ALWAYS PUNCHING ME
AND THROWING ME AROUND.
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YEAH, BUT WHEN I DO IT,
IT'S FUNNY.
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ADAM, IT IS NOT FUNNY.
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IF ANY OF YOU
GET SERIOUSLY HURT
WHEN I'M NOT AROUND,
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ALL IT TAKES IS
ONE X-RAY OF YOUR BIONIC CHIP
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AND YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
Leo: YEP.
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YOU THREE GO TO
A GOVERNMENT FACILITY,
YOU GO TO THE BIG HOUSE,
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AND I GET A BIG OLD MANSION
ALL TO MYSELF.
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LEO, THIS IS SERIOUS.
OH, COME ON--
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THIS REALLY CAN'T BE
THE FIRST TIME ADAM
HAS EVER GOTTEN HURT.
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NO, IT REALLY IS.
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ALTHOUGH THERE HAVE
BEEN SOME CLOSE CALLS.
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YEAH, LIKE THAT ONE TIME
I REACHED UNDER THE TABLE
AND WHEN I STOOD UP I--
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( thud )
OHH!
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OHH. HEY, IT WAS
JUST LIKE THAT!
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LOOK, YOU'RE ALL
GONNA HAVE TO START BEING
A LOT MORE CAREFUL.
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YOU'RE SUPERHUMAN,
BUT YOU'RE NOT INVINCIBLE.
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MAYBE NOT,
BUT I CAN STILL DO THIS.
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AHHH! OOF!
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THAT HURTS!
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GREAT, NOW BREE'S
THE STRONGEST.
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( TV on )
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OH, I LOVE THIS MOVIE!
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OKAY, I DON'T WANT
TO SPOIL IT,
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BUT HE FALLS OFF A CLIFF,
THOSE TWO GET MARRIED,
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AND THAT BEAR IS
HER FATHER IN DISGUISE.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO DO THAT?!
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(Leo's voice):
"I'M LEO, AND I HAVE TO RUIN
EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE."
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WHAT--
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DID YOU JUST--
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WHAT'D YOU JUST DO?!
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(Leo's voice):
I HAVE NO IDEA!
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BREE, REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU
THAT STRANGE THINGS
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MIGHT BE HAPPENING
TO YOUR BIONICS?
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU HAVE UNCOVERED ONE
OF YOUR HIDDEN ABILITIES.
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EITHER THAT OR PUBERTY
HAS BEEN VERY UNKIND TO YOU.
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IT'S NOT FUNNY. THIS IS
REALLY FREAKING ME OUT.
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FREAKING YOU OUT?
YOU JACKED MY VOICE, MAN!
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IT SEEMS TO BE
SOME KIND OF VOCAL
MANIPULATION.
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WHENEVER BREE
HEARS A SOUND,
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HER BIONICS MANIPULATE
HER VOCAL CORDS
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TO REPRODUCE THE EXACT
SAME SONIC WAVE LENGTH.
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OKAY, THAT'S FAIR.
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SO CHASE GETS TO MOVE STUFF
WITH HIS MIND,
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AND I'M A VENTRILOQUIST
WITHOUT A DUMMY.
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LOOK, I'M GUESSING
YOU WILL DEVELOP
A BANK OF VOICES AND SOUNDS
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THAT WILL COME IN HANDY
ON MISSIONS.
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BUT UNTIL THEN,
DO NOT USE IT.
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IT'S NOT A TOY.
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(Davenport's voice):
RIGHT, IT'S NOT A TOY.
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AND I'M AWESOME! HA!
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YOU CAN DO HIM, TOO?
THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
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OH. NOW SAY,
"MY NAME IS DONALD DAVENPORT,
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AND I WOULD LIKE TO
WITHDRAW ALL MY MONEY
FROM THIS BANK."
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ADAM,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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THAT ACCIDENT
WAS A WAKE-UP CALL.
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I NEVER REALIZED
HOW UNSAFE THE WORLD IS--
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DANGER LURKS AT EVERY CORNER,
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AND IT USES THE STAIRS
TO GET THERE!
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GO AROUND, THISTLE!
I WAS HERE FIRST!
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WAIT. IF YOU'RE SUDDENLY
SO SAFETY CONSCIOUS,
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THEN I GUESS YOU WON'T
BE ABLE TO RUN AFTER ME
WHEN I DO THIS.
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OW!
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HEY, BE CAREFUL!
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RUNNING DOWN THE STAIRS
IS DANGEROUS!
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LIVES ARE AT STAKE HERE!
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HEY, YOU DO KNOW YOUR CLASS
IS DOWNSTAIRS, RIGHT?
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COME ON, BREE,
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THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE
TO USE YOUR VOCAL MANIPULATION.
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IT'S A HOTBED OF
AUTHORITY FIGURES,
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HORMONAL CHANGES,
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AND PEOPLE I NEED
TO GET EVEN WITH.
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00:07:05,756 --> 00:07:08,596
OKAY, FINE.
YOU WANT ME
TO USE IT?
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(Leo's voice):
HI, I'M LEO DOOLEY,
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AND THAT HORRIBLE STENCH
YOU'RE SMELLING IS ME.
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CAN I HAVE A HUG?
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THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I TAKE A BATH EVERY DAY.
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SNIFF ME.
THAT'S "HIBISCUS WATERFALLS."
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ALL RIGHT!
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WHO PUT A RAW CHICKEN
IN MY DESK?!
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JOKE'S ON YOU.
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AN OLD DELI ACCIDENT
LEFT ME IMMUNE
TO SALMONELLA.
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BREE, YOU HAVE TO IMITATE
PRINCIPAL PERRY!
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NO WAY. I'M NOT EVEN
SUPPOSED TO BE USING THIS
ABILITY IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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COME ON, THIS IS
TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.
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DO IT! DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
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UHH! OKAY, FINE.
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BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME.
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ATTENTION, STUDENTS!
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(Bree as Perry):
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT
ANNOUNCEMENT:
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I'M A LEPRECHAUN.
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WHO SAID THAT?
IT'S NOT TRUE!
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I JUST LIKE TO
RUN AFTER RAINBOWS!
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00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:08,186
(as Perry): I ALSO HAVE
SIX TOES ON ONE FOOT.
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IT'S NOT A SIXTH TOE,
IT'S AN OVERGROWN BUNION!
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AND IT GIVES ME THE BALANCE
OF A LOW-LYING GORILLA!
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( laughter )
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I DON'T KNOW WHO'S DOING THIS,
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00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,930
BUT WHEN I CATCH YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA PAY!
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(as Perry): BUT NOT
WITH ME GOLD COINS!
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HAVE YOU LOST
YOUR MIND?
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YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS!
NO, I'M NOT!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OUR MISSION MOTHER HERE
IS SO OBSESSED WITH SAFETY
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THAT HE ALMOST JEOPARDIZED
THE ENTIRE OPERATION.
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HE WOULDN'T PITCH IN,
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HE SECOND-GUESSED
EVERYTHING I SAID,
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AND LOOK WHAT HE DID
TO OUR MISSION SUITS.
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WELL, WHAT WAS I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
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THEY WOULDN'T WEAR
THEIR SAFETY HATS.
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ADAM, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG
WITH BEING CAUTIOUS.
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BUT IF YOU'RE TOO CAUTIOUS,
YOU'LL OVERTHINK THINGS
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AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE
TO COMPLETE YOUR MISSIONS.
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00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:04,982
OH. SO IF I'M NOT CAREFUL,
I COULD GET HURT.
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00:09:04,975 --> 00:09:07,015
BUT IF I'M TOO CAREFUL,
I'M USELESS.
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EXACTLY.
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GREAT. NO MATTER WHAT I DO
I'M EITHER HURTING MYSELF
OR THE TEAM.
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I'M NOT GONNA BE
RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.
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I'M NOT GOING ON
ANY MORE MISSIONS.
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WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?
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ADAM, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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I'M SAYING I QUIT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
ADAM SAID HE'S QUITTING.
WHAT A BABY.
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HE'S HAD HIS CONFIDENCE
RATTLED.
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IT'S KIND OF LIKE
WHEN A BASEBALL PLAYER
GETS HIT BY THE PITCH
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AND HE'S AFRAID TO
STEP UP TO THE PLATE AGAIN.
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THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS,
RIGHT? MY HIGH SCHOOL SPORT
WAS A.P. CHEMISTRY.
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HE'LL GET OVER IT.
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IN THE MEANTIME,
I'M LOVING THIS BECAUSE
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FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER,
I'M THE ONE MAKING HIM FLINCH.
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00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,842
LOOK AT THIS. SEE THAT?
BRUISE-FREE!
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00:10:04,835 --> 00:10:07,975
I CAN FINALLY WEAR
SHORT SLEEVES AGAIN.
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00:10:07,978 --> 00:10:10,908
LOOK, CHASE, I KNOW
THIS IS FUN FOR YOU,
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00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,981
BUT IF ADAM STOPS
GOING ON MISSIONS,
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00:10:12,983 --> 00:10:15,093
WE AS A UNIT
ARE IN TROUBLE.
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00:10:15,085 --> 00:10:18,145
THE ONLY WAY TO FIX THIS
IS TO STOP TEARING DOWN
HIS CONFIDENCE
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AND START BUILDING IT UP
AGAIN.
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I CAN'T DO THAT.
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00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,251
IF HE GETS HIS CONFIDENCE BACK,
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I'M JUST GONNA GO BACK
TO BEING HIS PUNCHING BAG.
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00:10:25,295 --> 00:10:29,625
OR MAYBE NOW THAT
ADAM KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE PICKED ON,
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HE'LL TREAT YOU
DIFFERENTLY.
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00:10:30,961 --> 00:10:33,261
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE NOTICED,
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BUT ADAM ISN'T REALLY
THE BEST AT LEARNING...
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THINGS.
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OKAY, FINE.
I'LL TALK TO HIM.
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GOOD. 'CAUSE I THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA HAVE TO. UGH.
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00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:55,762
I'VE GOT NEWS FOR
WHOEVER PARKED THEIR BIKE
IN MY PARKING SPOT:
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UH, YOU NEED A NEW BIKE,
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00:10:58,729 --> 00:11:01,189
AND YOU OWE ME FOUR TIRES!
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00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,273
I'M GONNA
DO HER VOICE AGAIN.
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00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,195
BAD IDEA, BREE.
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00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:08,997
SHE REALLY LOOKS MAD,
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00:11:08,999 --> 00:11:11,399
AND WITH PERRY,
YOU NEED TO KNOW
WHEN TO DRAW THE LINE.
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COME ON. I'M LOVING THIS.
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00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,814
I NEVER KNEW BIONICS
COULD BE SO MUCH FUN!
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00:11:16,807 --> 00:11:18,747
THE LAST TIME
SHE TURNED THAT RED,
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00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:23,049
THE JANITOR HAD TO TAKE HER DOWN
WITH A TRANQUILIZER GUN.
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00:11:23,053 --> 00:11:25,763
AND IT TOOK THREE SHOTS.
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00:11:25,756 --> 00:11:30,286
SOMEBODY BETTER FESS UP.
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
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00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,420
(Perry's voice):
BECAUSE SCHOOL ENDS RIGHT NOW.
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( bell rings, students cheer )
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
218
00:11:35,025 --> 00:11:37,125
WHO SAID THAT?
SCHOOL ISN'T OVER!
219
00:11:37,127 --> 00:11:39,467
DON'T MAKE ME GO HOME.
220
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,031
AHA.
221
00:11:42,032 --> 00:11:43,772
LATER.
222
00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:44,914
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
DOOLEY!
223
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:45,975
(as Perry)
KEEP WALKIN', DOOLEY!
224
00:11:45,976 --> 00:11:47,836
FREEZE, DOOLEY!
BEAT IT, DOOLEY!
225
00:11:47,838 --> 00:11:50,378
PARK IT, DOOLEY!
ARE YOU NOT LISTENING?
226
00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:53,340
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO...
227
00:11:54,484 --> 00:11:57,954
...HAVE A NICE DAY?
228
00:11:58,989 --> 00:12:00,119
HI.
229
00:12:01,191 --> 00:12:03,121
GAHHH!
230
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,103
SO...
231
00:12:05,095 --> 00:12:07,095
YOU'RE THE LITTLE
COMEDIAN, HUH?
232
00:12:07,097 --> 00:12:12,827
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE
SO GOOD AT IMITATING THE CHORUS
OF ANGELS THAT IS MY VOICE,
233
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,943
BUT GO AHEAD--
SHOW ME HOW YOU DO IT.
234
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,006
UH--WELL..
235
00:12:17,007 --> 00:12:18,907
I'M WAITING.
236
00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:21,109
WELL, I'M NOT...
( bell rings)...
237
00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:23,071
(as Chase):
REALLY SURE...
( alarm blares)..
238
00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:25,383
(as Leo):
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY...
( bird chirping )...
239
00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,175
(as Adam)
AT THIS EXTREMELY...
( wolf howls )...
240
00:12:27,177 --> 00:12:30,017
(boy) AWKWARD (girl) MOMENT...
( clown car horn ).
241
00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:36,294
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THAT WAS.
242
00:12:36,286 --> 00:12:39,086
BUT I KNOW SOMETHING IN THERE
WAS OFFENSIVE.
243
00:12:39,089 --> 00:12:41,389
I'M CALLING YOUR DAD,
AND YOU'RE STAYING AFTER SCHOOL.
244
00:12:41,391 --> 00:12:43,531
DON'T MOVE.
245
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,037
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
246
00:12:49,039 --> 00:12:52,139
I GOT SO NERVOUS
WHEN PERRY BUSTED ME
THAT I GLITCHED.
247
00:12:52,142 --> 00:12:55,512
NOW DAVENPORT'S GONNA KNOW
I USED MY VOCAL MANIPULATION!
248
00:12:55,505 --> 00:12:57,175
( dog bark )
249
00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:02,949
IF ONLY SOMEONE SUAVE,
COOL AND COLLECTED
250
00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:05,263
HAD TOLD YOU NOT TO.
251
00:13:05,255 --> 00:13:08,085
YEAH, WELL, THEY DIDN'T--
YOU DID.
252
00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:13,821
ADAM, DID YOU PUT A SEAT BELT
ON THE TOILET?
253
00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:17,934
YEP. AND IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT
OF A BATHTUB OVERFLOW,
254
00:13:17,928 --> 00:13:20,198
THE BATH MAT MAY BE USED
AS A FLOTATION DEVICE.
255
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,943
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
SAFETY SUIT.
256
00:13:24,935 --> 00:13:27,475
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE
WHEN YOU'RE MAKING TOAST.
257
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,110
( exhales )
258
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,585
ADAM, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
LIFE IS ABOUT GETTING HURT.
259
00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:41,918
I GET HURT ALL THE TIME,
BUT I DON'T GO OVERBOARD
AND QUIT.
260
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,092
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO GET HURT.
261
00:13:44,094 --> 00:13:46,104
I'M A HUGE, MUSCULAR,
BEASTLY MAN.
262
00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:47,456
FOR ME IT'S JUST UNNATURAL.
263
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,330
LOOK, YOU CAN'T QUIT THE TEAM.
264
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,032
WITHOUT YOU,
BREE AND I CAN'T DO IT.
265
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,974
WE NEED YOUR STRENGTH
AND YOUR...
266
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:57,937
STRENGTH.
267
00:13:59,269 --> 00:14:01,109
SORRY, CHASE,
I MADE UP MY MIND.
268
00:14:01,111 --> 00:14:05,121
HEY, YOU KNOW THE SAYING
"THERE IS NO 'ME' IN 'TEAM'"?
269
00:14:05,115 --> 00:14:06,315
( toaster dings )
270
00:14:08,118 --> 00:14:10,218
MMM. THERE.
271
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:13,450
I SUCCESSFULLY MADE TOAST
AND AVOIDED INJURY
272
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,583
ALL THANKS TO MY--
273
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,889
SAFETY SUIT.
274
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:27,044
GREAT. NOW PERRY'S
GONNA TELL DAVENPORT
275
00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:28,537
I WAS USING
MY VOCAL MANIPULATION.
276
00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:31,868
YEAH, I LIKE TO SPLIT THE WORLD
UP INTO MY PROBLEMS
277
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,341
AND OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS,
278
00:14:33,343 --> 00:14:35,983
AND THIS SEEMS TO FALL
SQUARELY IN THE LATTER.
279
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,046
SO HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
280
00:14:38,048 --> 00:14:39,508
NO. NO.
281
00:14:39,509 --> 00:14:43,079
THIS IS PARTLY YOUR FAULT.
HELP ME.
282
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,893
HOW? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN
JUST BE HOME RIGHT NOW
283
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,115
TO TAKE THE CALL
TO DAVENPORT.
284
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,888
OH, RIGHT. YOU CAN.
285
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,992
OH, GREAT.
286
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,934
NOW I'M LATE FOR
MY ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS.
287
00:14:55,926 --> 00:14:58,626
I HATE IT WHEN I'M LATE
FOR THAT CLASS!!!
288
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:03,400
ALL RIGHT, DAVENDORK,
LET'S SEE WHAT EXCUSE
YOU COME UP WITH
289
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,913
FOR YOUR LITTLE DELINQUENTS
THIS TIME.
290
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,206
( telephone ringing )
291
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,240
HELLO? UH--
292
00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:12,681
(as Davenport):
I MEAN, HELLO,
293
00:15:12,682 --> 00:15:14,042
THIS IS DONALD DAVENPORT.
294
00:15:14,044 --> 00:15:17,154
DON, TERRY PERRY.
295
00:15:17,147 --> 00:15:20,117
LISTEN, YOUR LITTLE
DELINQUENT BREE
296
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,350
IS BECOMING
A PAIN IN THE NECK
AT SCHOOL.
297
00:15:22,352 --> 00:15:27,002
AND THAT'S A PROBLEM,
BECAUSE I CAN BARELY STAND
THE KIDS WHO BEHAVE.
298
00:15:26,997 --> 00:15:29,097
(as Davenport):
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
299
00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:32,529
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
THE CHARMING, WELL BEHAVED
LITTLE PRINCESS
300
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,702
I KNOW AS BREE.
301
00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:39,544
(laughs) WELL, YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT YOUR PRINCESS SOUNDS LIKE
WHEN SHE'S IMITATING ME?
302
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,109
I'LL PUT HER ON THE PHONE!
303
00:15:47,077 --> 00:15:48,117
DOOLEY!
304
00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:52,220
WHERE'S LITTLE MISS LIP FLAPPER?
305
00:15:53,223 --> 00:15:56,033
OH. SHE...IS--
306
00:15:56,026 --> 00:16:00,456
SAY, WHERE DO YOU GET
THOSE LOVELY PANTSUITS?
307
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,590
I ORDER THEM OUT OF
A HUNTING CATALOG.
308
00:16:04,995 --> 00:16:07,035
WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND?!
309
00:16:08,999 --> 00:16:11,099
WHY DO I SMELL
BURNING RUBBER?
310
00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:13,301
I HATE THE SMELL
OF BURNING RUBBER!
311
00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:16,205
( Perry grumbling )
312
00:16:17,607 --> 00:16:20,107
OH. THERE YOU ARE.
313
00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:22,280
COME HERE AND TELL YOUR DAD
WHAT YOU DID.
314
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,093
I AM SO SORRY.
She's sorry.
315
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:30,387
I IMITATED PRINCIPAL PERRY.
316
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:34,020
YES, I WILL TELL HER
YOU WILL PUNISH ME
WHEN I GET HOME TONIGHT.
317
00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:37,034
OKAY, BYE.
WAIT! I WASN'T
DONE WITH HIM!
318
00:16:37,027 --> 00:16:38,067
HELLO? DON? DON?
319
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:39,328
HE HUNG UP.
320
00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:42,099
ARGH! I HATE IT WHEN
PEOPLE HANG UP ON ME!
321
00:16:43,373 --> 00:16:46,343
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
I'M CALLING HIM BACK.
322
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,680
( telephone ringing )
323
00:16:55,545 --> 00:16:57,485
(as Davenport):
HELLO?
324
00:16:57,487 --> 00:17:01,587
OH. SO YOU'LL PUNISH HER
AT HOME, MR. DAVENPORT?
325
00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:02,791
YOU BETCHA.
326
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:04,692
OKAY.
327
00:17:04,694 --> 00:17:07,304
WELL, THERE'S SOMEONE HERE
WHO'D LIKE TO SAY HI.
328
00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:11,599
HELLO, MR. DAVENPORT?
329
00:17:13,063 --> 00:17:15,713
THIS IS MR. DAVENPORT!
330
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:20,207
(as Leo) HEY, BIG D.
LEO HERE.
331
00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:22,470
I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT BREE,
BUT TRUST ME,
332
00:17:22,472 --> 00:17:25,282
THIS WAS ALL MY IDEA.
333
00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:32,819
I'M SORRY THAT I USED
MY VOCAL MANIPULATION.
334
00:17:32,822 --> 00:17:35,432
BUT TRUST ME, IF YOU HAD IT
YOU'D BE USING IT ALL DAY LONG.
335
00:17:35,425 --> 00:17:39,485
NO, I WOULD NOT,
BECAUSE I AM A MATURE ADULT.
336
00:17:39,489 --> 00:17:41,789
I'M AN ADULT.
337
00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:44,131
LOOK, I KNOW
IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
338
00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:45,744
BUT IT'S ALSO A BIONIC ABILITY,
339
00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:48,165
AND WE CANNOT RISK
PEOPLE FINDING OUT ABOUT IT.
340
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,168
YOU'RE RIGHT.
341
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,800
AND CAN I JUST SAY THAT
342
00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:54,471
THIS HAS TAUGHT ME SO MUCH.
343
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,314
THANK YOU FOR
SHARING YOUR WISDOM.
344
00:17:57,307 --> 00:18:01,077
I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON,
AND I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
345
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,310
HUGS?
346
00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:03,852
NICE TRY. YOU'RE GROUNDED.
347
00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:07,185
CLASSIC DAVENPORT--
348
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,717
TOUGH BUT FAIR.
349
00:18:08,718 --> 00:18:10,088
YOU'RE GROUNDED TOO.
350
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,259
ARE YOU INSANE?!
351
00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:16,504
HOW'D YOUR TALK WITH ADAM GO?
DID YOU BUILD UP HIS CONFIDENCE?
352
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,096
IS HE READY TO GET BACK UP
ON THE HORSE?
353
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,697
I KEEP TRYING, BUT WHENEVER
I SAY THE WORD "HORSE,"
354
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,300
HE RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM
BECAUSE HE'S SCARED
HE'S GONNA GET KICKED.
355
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,875
ALL RIGHT, CLEARLY,
LOGIC IS NOT GONNA WORK,
356
00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:32,577
SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
RESORT TO SOME GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED TRICKERY.
357
00:18:32,582 --> 00:18:36,492
LET'S PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER
AND COME UP WITH A WAY
TO OUTSMART ADAM.
358
00:18:37,687 --> 00:18:39,387
DONE.
DONE.
359
00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:44,393
OKAY, GET READY.
HERE HE COMES.
360
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,155
ADAM! OH, THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE HERE.
361
00:18:48,158 --> 00:18:49,598
THERE'S AN EMERGENCY.
362
00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:51,829
THE OPERATING SYSTEM
IN CHASE'S CAPSULE
HAS MALFUNCTIONED!
363
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:52,831
SEE?
364
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,872
OH, NO! I'M TRAPPED
IN MY CAPSULE!
365
00:18:55,865 --> 00:18:57,635
I CAN'T GET OUT!
366
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,569
I SURE HOPE I DON'T
ASPHYXIATE IN HERE!
367
00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:05,183
AND STOP BREATHING.
368
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,376
ADAM, YOU GOTTA
BREAK OPEN THE DOOR!
369
00:19:08,378 --> 00:19:11,248
YEAH, NICE TRY, GUYS.
I KNOW A PRANK WHEN I SEE ONE.
370
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,251
IF THIS WERE REAL,
CHASE WOULD BE SCREAMING
AND GASPING FOR AIR,
371
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,864
LIKE WHEN I USE HIM
TO CLEAN THE TOILET.
372
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,286
ALL RIGHT, CHASE,
COME ON OUT.
HE'S NOT BUYING IT.
373
00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,389
( beeping, whirring )
374
00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:23,531
UH, MR. DAVENPORT?
375
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,444
ADAM, YOUR--YOUR FOOT
TURNED ON THE HEAT SANITIZER!
376
00:19:27,437 --> 00:19:29,467
THAT THING GETS UP
TO 200 DEGREES!
377
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,839
I REALLY CAN'T BREATHE!
GET ME OUT!
378
00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:33,841
IT'S LOCKED!
379
00:19:33,843 --> 00:19:36,313
ADAM, YOU GOTTA
BREAK DOWN THIS DOOR!
380
00:19:36,306 --> 00:19:37,906
AH, BRAVO!
381
00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:40,377
SO DRAMATIC!
YOUR ACTING'S MUCH BETTER
THIS TIME.
382
00:19:42,212 --> 00:19:43,912
DO IT!!!
383
00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:45,923
WAIT A MINUTE.
HE REALLY IS IN TROUBLE!
384
00:19:45,915 --> 00:19:47,855
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?!
I DID!
385
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,918
I'M COMING FOR YOU,
CHASEY!
386
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:04,503
ARE YOU OKAY?
387
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,844
WAIT, WAIT. SO YOU TWO
SET THIS WHOLE THING UP,
388
00:20:06,836 --> 00:20:09,376
AND CHASE ALMOST
TURNED INTO A S'MORE?
389
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:13,280
HA! AND I'M THE DUMB ONE.
390
00:20:13,283 --> 00:20:16,793
ADAM...YOU JUST USED
YOUR SUPER STRENGTH
391
00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:18,646
TO SHATTER AN UNBREAKABLE
CAPSULE,
392
00:20:18,648 --> 00:20:20,418
AND FEAR NEVER EVEN
ENTERED YOUR MIND.
393
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,920
YEAH. I WASN'T THINKING
ABOUT GETTING HURT.
394
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,352
I WASN'T THINKING AT ALL.
395
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,456
LOOK, ALL THIS TIME
YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN FEAR,
396
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,228
AND WHEN YOU
DIDN'T HAVE TIME
TO THINK,
397
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,659
YOU JUST GOT THE JOB DONE.
398
00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:33,701
WOW! THAT'S IT!
399
00:20:33,703 --> 00:20:37,443
FROM NOW ON I JUST NEED
TO SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE
NOT THINKING!
400
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:40,968
ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY.
401
00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:44,912
SO, YOU'RE BACK ON MISSIONS?
402
00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:46,954
I GUESS I AM.
WHOO-HOO!
403
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,616
PHEW. I'M GLAD
THAT WORKED OUT.
404
00:20:49,619 --> 00:20:52,849
AND I THINK YOU BOTH LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON TODAY?
405
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,952
NO MORE HORSEPLAY.
406
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,594
GOT IT.
GOT IT.
407
00:20:58,288 --> 00:21:01,888
HEY, HOW ABOUT ONE MORE TOSS
JUST FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE?
408
00:21:01,891 --> 00:21:03,861
DO I HAVE A CHOICE?
NO, YOU DON'T.
409
00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:13,941
HOO HOO HOO HOO!
410
00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:15,783
ADAM, I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT.
411
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,875
TRUST ME, BREE,
IT WILL WORK.
412
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,364
TRAP.
413
00:21:25,355 --> 00:21:27,315
WAIT--TRAP WHAT?
414
00:21:27,317 --> 00:21:29,857
WHOA! UHH!
415
00:21:29,859 --> 00:21:33,289
TOLD YOU
YOU WEREN'T DOING IT RIGHT.
416
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,372
YOU LEFT THE REMOTE
OVER HERE.
417
00:21:35,365 --> 00:21:39,295
DON'T WORRY. I CAN USE
MY HEAT VISION TO BREAK FREE.
418
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,768
NO!
NO!
NO!
419
00:21:43,873 --> 00:21:45,543
♪ LAB RATS ♪
420
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,336
♪ LAB RATS ♪
421
00:21:58,087 --> 00:21:59,347
♪ LAB RATS ♪
422
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,421
♪ LAB RATS ♪
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