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( fly buzzing )
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WHAT IS THAT?
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BREE, RELAX.
IT'S JUST A FLY.
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WELL, WHY IS IT
BOTHERING ME
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WHEN THE FOUL, RIPE STENCH
OF ADAM IS RIGHT THERE?
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LUCKY UNDIES.
NINE DAYS IN A ROW,
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AND NO LIGHTNING STRIKES--
THAT'S SCIENCE.
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( fly buzzing )
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( laughing --
remote chirps )
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YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
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WELL, YEAH, SO WOULD YOU
IF YOU HAD SOME FLYING THING
ATTACKING YOU.
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( remote chirps,
buzzing stops )
WOULD I?
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( buzzes )
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HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
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I TALK TO INSECTS.
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THEY CALL ME
THE FLY WHISPERER.
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YOU CAN TALK TO FLIES?
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ASK HIM WHY
BEES ARE SUCH JERKS.
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GUYS, LEO'S
MESSING WITH YOU.
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THAT'S MR. DAVENPORT'S
SPY FLY,
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HE DESIGNED IT FOR
RECON MISSIONS.
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YOU SEE, THE FLY'S HEAD
IS A TINY CAMERA.
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LEO'S CONTROLLING
THE ENTIRE THING
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00:01:03,534 --> 00:01:07,404
WITH A TRACKBALL
ON THIS WATCH.
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IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU DON'T RUIN?
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NOPE.
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LEO, I DON'T THINK
MR. DAVENPORT WOULD
APPROVE OF YOU
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USING HIS EXPENSIVE
GADGETS AS TOYS.
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WELL, THEN, HE SHOULDN'T
HAVE GONE TO ROCK 'N ROLL
FANTASY CAMP.
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HELLO! YOU'RE ALMOST FORTY!
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YOU CAN'T ROCK,
AND YOU'RE NO ONE'S FANTASY.
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CAN I SEE IT?
BACK OFF, HANDSY.
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IT NEEDS TO CHARGE
IN ITS FLY HIVE.
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I USED IT ALL NIGHT.
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WAIT. YOU SPENT ALL NIGHT
PLAYING WITH THAT STUPID THING?
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WELL, HALF THE NIGHT.
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I SPENT THE OTHER HALF
EDITING THE FOOTAGE.
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WHAT FOOTAGE?
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WELL, NOW THAT
YOU'VE ASKED...
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I GIVE YOU THE BEST...
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OF BREE.
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( snoring )
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( both laughing )
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU,
LEO!
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HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT
YOU SLEEP UGLY.
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THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS...
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
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FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?!
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♪♪
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( fly buzzing, Leo laughing )
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WOULD YOU CUT IT OUT?!
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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU BROUGHT
DAVENPORT'S FLY TO SCHOOL.
55
00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,319
NOW I HAVE TWO LITTLE PESTS
FOLLOWING ME AROUND.
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HOW COULD I NOT?
HE'S MY... WING MAN.
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HEY, GUYS.
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CHASE, HAVE YOU BEEN
STEALING
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FROM
FIVE-YEAR-OLD GIRLS AGAIN?
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HA HA. IT'S FOR HEALTH CLASS.
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EACH OF US HAS TO BABY-SIT
A ROBO-BABY FOR A NIGHT.
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( doll crying )
ARE YOU HUNGRY?
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YES, YOU ARE,
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MY SNOOGIE-WOOGIE-BOOGIE!
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JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT
HE COULDN'T GET ANY CREEPIER.
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IT CRIES WHEN
IT'S TIRED OR HUNGRY.
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I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM,
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BECAUSE IF I DON'T,
I LOSE A POINT.
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WHICH, OF COURSE,
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I HAVEN'T.
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AND I WON'T,
BECAUSE I HAVE DOWNLOADED
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EVERY CHILDCARE BOOK
AVAILABLE.
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I EVEN KNOW HOW TO
RESCUE A BABY OUT OF
AN ALLIGATOR'S MOUTH.
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HAPPENS MORE OFTEN
THAN YOU THINK.
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SO, WHERE'S YOUR BABY?
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LOST IT ALREADY?
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HA HA. NO.
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DO YOU REALLY THINK
I'M THAT IRRESPONSIBLE?
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IT'S IN HERE.
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I NAMED HIM
"SHUT YOUR CRYHOLE."
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THAT WAY,
WHENEVER I SAY HIS NAME,
HE'LL KNOW TO STOP CRYING.
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YOU KEEP YOUR BABY
IN A BAG?
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YEAH! IT'S SUPER-TOASTY,
BOOKS TO READ IF HE'S BORED,
84
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AND IT'S TOTALLY SAFE.
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OH! YOU FOUND MY GUM!
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AND A PENNY!
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DUDE, YOU ARE TOTALLY
GONNA FAIL THIS ASSIGNMENT.
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NO, I'M NOT,
BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU,
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I KNOW WHAT A BABY LIKES.
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00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,057
I THINK LIKE A BABY.
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YEAH,
HE'S GOT YOU THERE.
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00:04:50,561 --> 00:04:54,061
OH, YEAH? WELL, IF YOU'RE
SUCH AN EXPERT ON BABIES,
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00:04:54,064 --> 00:04:57,434
WHY DON'T WE
JUST LET THE SCORES
SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES?
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YOU'RE ON.
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I'VE GOT A 98.
I'M ONLY TWO POINTS BEHIND.
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00:05:03,634 --> 00:05:06,014
THAT'S AN 86.
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00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,576
( doll cries )
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00:05:07,578 --> 00:05:11,808
AW, IT'S OKAY,
"SHUT YOUR CRYHOLE."
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( crying continues )
OKAY, SERIOUSLY,
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SHUT YOUR CRYHOLE,
"SHUT YOUR CRYHOLE."
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COME ON, LEO, OR WE'RE GONNA
BE LATE FOR OUR PHYSICS TEST.
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PHYSICS TEST?
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I WAS SO BUSY WITH THE FLY
I FORGOT TO STUDY.
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BREE...SWEET, LOVING,
CARING BREE...
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WONDERFUL, WISE, BEAUTIF--
WHAT DO YOU WANT, LEO?
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I HAVE AN IDEA.
HOW ABOUT YOU WRITE DOWN
THE RIGHT ANSWERS,
107
00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:43,710
AND I'LL COPY OFF YOUR PAPER.
SOUND LIKE A PLAN?
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NO WAY, LEO.
I'M NOT HELPING YOU CHEAT.
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FINE, I WON'T LOOK
AT YOUR PAPER.
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BUT I CAN'T SAY THE THING
FOR WINGSTON VON DOOLEY III.
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( fly buzzing )
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00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,437
( buzzing )
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MOVE YOUR HAND.
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AAAH! THAT'S IT!
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GIVE ME THAT THING! GIMME!
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HEY! BOUNCE HOUSE!
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KNOCK IT OFF.
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN HERE
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TRYING TO CONCENTRATE
ON FAILING.
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BUT HE WAS--
NO BUTS.
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YOU KNOW THE RULES.
YOU LEAVE YOUR SEAT
DURING A TEST,
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THAT'S AN AUTOMATIC "F."
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GO!
WALK THE HALLWAY OF SHAME.
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PRINCIPAL PERRY, WAIT.
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CAN I GET A LITTLE EXTRA TIME?
THAT WAS REALLY DISTRACTING.
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♪ ROCK-A-BYE, BABY,
ON CHASE'S SHOULDER ♪
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♪ WHEN YOUR FALL ASLEEP,
I'LL BEAT ADAM AT THIS
ASSIGNMENT ♪
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00:07:06,196 --> 00:07:09,056
♪ JUST LIKE I BEAT HIM
AT EVERYTHING ELSE ♪
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00:07:09,059 --> 00:07:10,899
Adam:
BABY ONBOARD!
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( buzzer, doll cries )
HEY!
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I JUST LOST A POINT
BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY!
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00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:21,540
RELAX. IT WAS
AN ACCIDENT.
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00:07:22,713 --> 00:07:25,123
( buzzer, doll cries )
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HERE'S YOUR BABY.
134
00:07:29,079 --> 00:07:32,579
NOW I'VE LOST TWO POINTS!
AND SO SHOULD YOU.
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GIVE ME YOUR BABY!
NO!
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TOO SLOW!
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TOO SHORT!
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TOO CHASE.
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( buzzer, doll cries )
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(baby talk) OH, DA LIDDLE GUY
MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY.
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BREE, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU
TO GET IN TROUBLE.
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I FAILED THAT TEST
BECAUSE OF YOU.
HAPPY NOW?
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NO. TO BE HONEST,
YOU'RE KIND OF SUCKING
THE JOY OUT OF MY A-PLUS.
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I'M TURNING YOU IN
TO PERRY.
YOU CAN'T!
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00:08:01,111 --> 00:08:03,151
IF I GET IN TROUBLE
ONE MORE TIME THIS SEMESTER,
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SHE'LL SEND ME
TO SUMMER SCHOOL.
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00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,716
OHH! FINE!
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00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,660
ALL RIGHT, WINGSTON...
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00:08:11,662 --> 00:08:15,632
LET'S SEE WHAT REALLY GOES ON
IN THE TEACHERS LOUNGE.
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00:08:15,626 --> 00:08:16,826
( fly buzzing )
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00:08:20,671 --> 00:08:23,531
YECHH! GROSS!
UH-OH.
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TWENTY YEARS OF PEOPLE ASKING,
"GEE, TERRY,
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00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,737
WHY DO YOU KEEP A FLYSWATTER
IN YOUR PURSE?"
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(chuckles)
IF THEY COULD SEE ME NOW.
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00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:33,983
AH.
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00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:39,989
DON'T MAKE ME JUMP!
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00:08:39,990 --> 00:08:43,790
I'VE ALREADY SPLIT
SIX PANTSUITS THIS SEMESTER!
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OHH!
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I'VE GOT YOU NOW!
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00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:50,759
NO! YOU CAN'T KILL IT!
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00:08:50,761 --> 00:08:53,631
IF I CAN KILL THE SPIRIT
OF 300 HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS,
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I CAN CERTAINLY KILL
ONE LITTLE FLY.
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NO! NO! STOP IT!
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00:08:59,109 --> 00:09:01,239
IT'S NOT A REAL FLY.
165
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,011
IT'S ELECTRONIC.
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00:09:03,013 --> 00:09:06,323
YOU BROUGHT ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR TOYS HERE?
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00:09:06,316 --> 00:09:08,876
YOU'RE JUST BEGGING
TO GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL.
168
00:09:08,879 --> 00:09:12,549
NO. NO. IT'S NOT A TOY,
IT'S A SURVEILLANCE DEVICE.
169
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,982
I CONTROL IT
WITH THIS WATCH.
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00:09:13,984 --> 00:09:15,934
GIMME.
NO.
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UHH!
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00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,988
YOU USE THIS THING
TO SPY ON PEOPLE?
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00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:22,630
WELL, TECHNICALLY YOU COULD,
BUT I WOULD NEVER.
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VERY NOBLE, DOOLEY.
THANK YOU.
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00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,704
ALSO VERY DUMB.
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AH. I'M GONNA LET YOU OFF
WITH A WARNING,
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00:09:29,099 --> 00:09:32,169
BUT THIS NOW BELONGS TO ME.
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00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,942
( laughing )
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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00:09:33,944 --> 00:09:37,754
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME
EVERY TIME I APPLY FOR
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00:09:37,748 --> 00:09:39,748
THE MISS NORTH AMERICA PAGEANT.
181
00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:42,710
BUT MY BIKINI TELLS
A DIFFERENT STORY.
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00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,664
AAHHH! OOH!
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ADAM!
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00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,022
WHERE'S MY BABY?
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00:09:53,023 --> 00:09:55,673
I CAN'T FIND IT,
AND IT'S TIME FOR
ITS 3:15 BATH.
186
00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:58,196
DON'T WORRY. HE'S ALREADY
SQUEAKY CLEAN.
187
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,742
YOU PUT MY BABY
IN THE DISHWASHER?!
188
00:10:04,735 --> 00:10:07,075
YEAH, I HAD TO.
THE TOILET'S TOO SHALLOW.
189
00:10:13,884 --> 00:10:17,624
THAT'S IT! YOU'VE JUST
DECLARED BABY WAR!
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00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,087
THE DIAPERS ARE OFF.
191
00:10:22,653 --> 00:10:24,863
HEY. WHERE'S MY BABY?
192
00:10:24,855 --> 00:10:27,155
OH, HE WANTED A SNACK.
193
00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:32,630
WAAAA...
194
00:10:33,804 --> 00:10:37,114
YOU PUT MY BABY
IN A GELATIN MOLD?
195
00:10:37,107 --> 00:10:40,367
JOKE'S ON YOU.
I'LL JUST EAT MY WAY
AROUND HIM.
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00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,917
OH HO. OH HO.
OH HO HO HO HO.
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00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:54,250
CHASE. YOUR LAZY BABY
NEEDED EXERCISE.
198
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,764
I CALL THIS ONE "TETHER BABY."
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00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,727
NO! NO! NO! NO!
200
00:10:58,729 --> 00:11:00,689
( buzzer, doll cries )
201
00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:06,343
( buzzer twice )
AW, LOOK...
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00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:09,766
HE'S BAD AT SPORTS--
JUST LIKE HIS DADDY.
203
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,802
( sizzling )
204
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,845
OH, ADAM.
CARE FOR SOME BREAKFAST?
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00:11:17,848 --> 00:11:19,778
I'M MAKING WAFFLES.
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00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:20,710
( gasps )
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00:11:20,711 --> 00:11:22,781
( buzzer, baby cries )
208
00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:30,058
THAT OUGHTA SHUT
HIS CRYHOLE.
209
00:11:33,363 --> 00:11:36,333
AW, CHASE.
YOUR BABY LOOKS COLD.
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00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,070
AAAAH!
( buzzer, baby cries )
211
00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:45,783
( buzzer, crying )
212
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:50,907
( crying peters out )
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00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:54,241
OOH. YIKES.
TALK ABOUT A FACE ONLY
A FATHER COULD LOVE.
214
00:12:03,153 --> 00:12:05,403
LISTEN UP, SPACE WASTERS!
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00:12:07,798 --> 00:12:11,028
I'VE INSTALLED A NEW
SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM.
216
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:14,331
AND FYI, THIS TOTAL INVASION
OF YOUR PRIVACY
217
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,844
COMES COURTESY OF
THE ONE AND ONLY
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00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,207
LEO DOOLEY!
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00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:23,010
PERRY AIRLINES
CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF!
220
00:12:23,013 --> 00:12:25,883
( fly buzzing )
IF YOU'RE EXPERIENCING
MILD TURBULENCE,
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00:12:25,876 --> 00:12:28,176
IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE PASSING
OVER THE ROCKIES!
222
00:12:28,178 --> 00:12:31,518
WHOOPS. THOSE AREN'T MOUNTAINS,
THOSE ARE PIMPLES!
223
00:12:31,521 --> 00:12:32,781
( laughing )
224
00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:35,363
TO YOUR RIGHT,
WE SEE LINDSAY HOFFMAN
225
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:39,055
WRITING IN HER
OH-SO-PRIVATE DIARY!
226
00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:44,901
WHAT? LINDSAY HAS A CRUSH
ON TIMMY NEWCASTLE?
227
00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:46,465
I THINK I'LL GO TELL HIM.
228
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:50,036
WHOOPS! I THINK I JUST DID!
229
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,500
GOOD LUCK!
230
00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:53,501
( evil laughter )
231
00:12:53,503 --> 00:12:55,483
PERRY LEFT
THE CHARGING HIVE.
232
00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:00,848
NOW, BREE-- BREE.
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
233
00:13:00,851 --> 00:13:04,181
IF YOU GIVE THAT TO PERRY,
SHE CAN RECHARGE THE FLY
AND MY LIFE WILL BE OVER,
234
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,094
EVERYONE WILL HATE ME.
235
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,316
THAT'S THE PLAN.
236
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,322
( swarm of flies buzzing )
237
00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:17,526
All: OOH! AAH!
238
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:24,131
SEE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU DON'T LET ME
CHEAT OFF YOU?
239
00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:34,381
( flies buzzing )
HOW AM I GONNA GET
ALL THESE FLIES BACK?
240
00:13:34,384 --> 00:13:37,454
I DON'T KNOW.
AND ALSO, I DON'T CARE.
241
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,889
DOOLEY! YOUR STUPID TOY'S
MESSED UP!
242
00:13:42,893 --> 00:13:45,063
UHH! WHERE DID THESE
COME FROM?
243
00:13:45,055 --> 00:13:48,895
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MANY FLIES
SINCE I THOUGHT MY CAT TOOK
A FIVE-DAY NAP.
244
00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:52,129
( flies buzzing )
245
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,202
I'LL OPEN THE DOOR.
NO!
246
00:13:54,204 --> 00:13:56,244
THEY'RE MY STEP-DAD'S!
I CAN'T LOSE THEM!
247
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,306
THAT DOOR IS OPENING WHETHER
YOU'RE IN THE WAY OR NOT.
248
00:13:59,309 --> 00:14:01,069
I JUST NEED
A RUNNING START.
249
00:14:01,071 --> 00:14:03,271
CAN'T WE JUST TALK THIS OUT
LIKE CIVILIZED--
250
00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:05,083
CHARGE!!!
AAAAAH!
251
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,477
( shrieking )
252
00:14:13,984 --> 00:14:17,364
BREE, I CAN'T GET
ALL THESE FLIES BACK
WITHOUT YOUR HELP.
253
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,157
NO PROBLEM.
JUST TELL PERRY
YOU CHEATED.
254
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,330
REALLY?
YOU'RE STILL ON THAT?
255
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,643
YEP. LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE STUCK, LEO.
256
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,067
"STUCK." THAT'S IT!
257
00:14:33,303 --> 00:14:35,453
THE BEST WAY TO CATCH A FLY
258
00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:37,305
IS WITH FLYPAPER.
259
00:14:37,307 --> 00:14:40,907
LEO, THAT'LL NEVER WORK.
THEY'RE NOT REAL FLIES.
260
00:14:40,911 --> 00:14:43,881
AAAH! SHARP TURNS!
SHARP TURNS! AAAH!
261
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,323
( crash )
OHH!
OOH!
262
00:14:46,656 --> 00:14:49,516
I'M STUCK.
263
00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:51,019
( flies buzzing )
264
00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:52,261
GOT ONE.
265
00:14:55,265 --> 00:14:57,365
LOOK WHAT YOU DID
TO MY BABY!
266
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:02,228
I HAD TO WRESTLE HIS ARM
FROM A GOLDEN RETRIEVER!
267
00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:06,412
WELL, THANKS TO YOU,
MY BABY'S FACE LOOKS
LIKE CREME BRULEE!
268
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,276
WE'RE BOTH GONNA FAIL,
269
00:15:08,278 --> 00:15:10,338
AND THE ONLY PERSON
YOU HAVE TO BLAME IS YOURSELF
270
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,640
FOR YOUR HIDEOUS-LOOKING
CRYHOLE!
271
00:15:11,641 --> 00:15:14,211
( gasps )
HOW DARE YOU?!
272
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:17,494
LUCKY FOR YOU HIS EARS
ARE FULL OF MAPLE SYRUP.
273
00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,250
( buzzer, doll cries )
274
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,163
THIRTY-SEVEN POINTS--
275
00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:28,426
YOU MONSTER!
276
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,958
IT'S JUST A NUMBER.
277
00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:32,431
MY LITTLE GUY
MAY HAVE THIRTY-SIX,
278
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,332
BUT I'M STILL PROUD OF HIM.
279
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,414
(baby talk)
YES, I AM,
AREN'T I?
280
00:15:35,405 --> 00:15:37,565
YES, I AM,
AREN'T I?
281
00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:39,367
ANSWER ME!!!
282
00:15:39,369 --> 00:15:41,309
WAIT A MINUTE.
283
00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:45,181
IF I TURN MY BABY IN NOW,
I CAN STILL BEAT YOU.
284
00:15:47,978 --> 00:15:50,278
( buzzer, doll cries )
285
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,220
( both screaming )
286
00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:53,422
GET OFF ME!!!
287
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:59,385
Perry:
HEY, IF ANYBODY CAN HEAR ME,
THERE'S A CROWBAR IN MY PURSE!
288
00:15:59,389 --> 00:16:01,329
( flies buzzing )
289
00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:04,331
JUST CONFESS
AND I CAN HELP YOU
FIX ALL THIS!
290
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:06,344
YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO STEER THEM ALL.
291
00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:09,536
PLEASE, HAVE
A LITTLE FAITH.
292
00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:11,599
( remote control beeping )
293
00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:14,571
WHAT IS THAT?
294
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:18,384
"ATTACK MODE ENGAGED.
STUN STINGERS ACTIVATED."
295
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,748
THIS IS GETTING BETTER
BY THE MINUTE.
296
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,310
( loud thudding )
297
00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:26,355
OH, NO.
298
00:16:26,356 --> 00:16:28,416
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
299
00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:30,488
OH. OH. HEY.
300
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,190
UH, DON'T WORRY.
IT SAYS THE STINGS
AREN'T LETHAL.
301
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,333
YOU'LL JUST BE STUNNED
FOR TEN MINUTES.
302
00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:37,465
IN SPAIN THEY CALL THIS
A "SIESTA."
303
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,169
( laughs weakly )
304
00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:43,431
( crying )
305
00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:46,635
EN GARDE!
AHA!
306
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,709
WAIT!
307
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,480
THERE'S A FLY
ON YOUR HEAD.
308
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,418
( buzzer, doll cries )
309
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,550
ARE YOU GONNA
GET THE FLY OR NOT?
310
00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:05,232
( flies buzzing )
311
00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:08,726
LEO, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
312
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,458
OH YOU KNOW, DESTROYING
PRICELESS INVENTIONS,
313
00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:14,131
UNLEASHED A BIOHAZARD,
HATED BY ALL. TYPICAL TUESDAY.
314
00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:18,466
WHOA! LOOK AT
ALL THOSE FLIES!
315
00:17:19,409 --> 00:17:21,439
MY BABY!
316
00:17:23,273 --> 00:17:24,343
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
317
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,354
CHASE, THROW YOUR BABY UP
TO GET MINE DOWN!
318
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,046
NO WAY!
BUT IT'S GONNA GET HURT!
319
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,178
HURT? ADAM,
IT'S A PLASTIC DOLL.
320
00:17:32,182 --> 00:17:33,482
( gasps )
321
00:17:33,483 --> 00:17:35,533
THAT IS SO INSENSITIVE.
322
00:17:35,525 --> 00:17:37,485
TO YOU HE'S JUST
A PIECE OF PLASTIC,
323
00:17:37,487 --> 00:17:40,527
BUT TO ME, HE'S BECOME
A LITTLE FAKE PERSON FRIEND
324
00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:43,390
WHO ALMOST NEVER
JUDGES ME.
325
00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:46,103
I WAS SUPPOSED
TO LOOK AFTER HIM,
AND I FAILED.
326
00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:49,196
I FAILED YOU,
MY LITTLE CRYHOLE!
327
00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:51,299
WELL, I DON'T CARE.
328
00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:55,451
I'M GOING TO TURN MY IN,
WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA WIN
AND YOU'RE GONNA LOSE. HA!
329
00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:57,675
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
330
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,547
CONGRATULATIONS,
CHASE.
331
00:17:59,549 --> 00:18:02,309
THANK YOU.
I'M GONNA GO NOW.
332
00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:04,752
( flies buzzing )
333
00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:07,494
I'M GONNA DO IT.
334
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,387
I'M LEAVING.
335
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,589
( whimpering,
sniffling )
336
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,821
OKAY, FINE, I'LL HELP YOU!
337
00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:20,499
( buzzer, doll cries )
338
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,500
THANKS, CHASE.
THAT REALLY MEANT
A LOT TO ME.
339
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,633
UM-HMM.
ESPECIALLY THE PART
340
00:18:24,634 --> 00:18:27,484
WHERE YOU COMPLETELY
FELL FOR IT!
341
00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:28,577
( laughing )
342
00:18:28,578 --> 00:18:30,478
( buzzer, doll cries )
343
00:18:33,343 --> 00:18:35,693
HELP ME!
344
00:18:35,685 --> 00:18:38,345
ARE YOU READY TO TELL PERRY
YOU CHEATED?
345
00:18:38,348 --> 00:18:40,588
NOT REALLY, NO.
346
00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:43,150
OH, COME ON!
ADAM AND CHASE
WOULD COVER FOR ME.
347
00:18:43,153 --> 00:18:47,433
YEAH, AND THEY ALSO
TURNED THEIR BABIES
INTO BREAKFAST TREATS.
348
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,597
LOOK, I'M YOUR SISTER,
349
00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:51,229
AND IT'S MY JOB
TO CALL YOU OUT
350
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,501
AND HOPE THAT YOU'RE MATURE
ENOUGH TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
351
00:18:53,503 --> 00:18:54,903
BUT I'M NOT!
352
00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:59,706
FINE. I'LL TELL PERRY.
353
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,709
SMART MOVE.
354
00:19:01,711 --> 00:19:04,211
I'LL JUST USE MY SUPERSPEED
TO CREATE A VACUUM EFFECT
355
00:19:04,214 --> 00:19:06,354
AND SUCK THE FLIES
BACK INTO THE HIVE.
356
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,416
WHAT ABOUT USING
YOUR BIONICS IN PUBLIC?
357
00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:13,581
I THINK WE'RE GOOD.
358
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,287
( flies buzzing )
359
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:34,741
WOW. THAT WAS
THE FOURTH-WEIRDEST THING
I'VE SEEN ALL DAY.
360
00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:38,584
SPEAKING OF WHICH, NUMBER THREE
IS STILL OVER THERE
361
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,448
WAITING FOR YOUR CONFESSION.
362
00:19:41,451 --> 00:19:45,921
GREAT. I HAVE TO CONFESS TO
THE WRONG END OF A PANTSUIT.
363
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,221
PRINCIPAL PERRY?
364
00:19:53,223 --> 00:19:54,763
(grunts) WHO IS THAT?
365
00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:57,634
DON'T TRY ANYTHING;
I CAN IDENTIFY YOU
BY YOUR STENCH.
366
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,629
IT'S ME, LEO.
OOH.
367
00:20:02,632 --> 00:20:04,932
THE ONLY REASON
BREE WAS TALKING
DURING THE TEST
368
00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:07,944
WAS BECAUSE I WAS USING
THE SPY FLY TO CHEAT OFF OF HER.
369
00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:10,237
SHE DIDN'T DESERVE
TO FAIL; I DID.
370
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,540
AW, THAT'S NICE.
371
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:14,212
I GOT AN ITCH--
372
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,853
UNLESS YOU'RE PLANNIN'
ON SCRATCHIN' IT,
373
00:20:15,845 --> 00:20:17,345
GET ME OFF OF HERE!
374
00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:22,520
( grunting )
375
00:20:38,568 --> 00:20:41,008
ONE, TWO...
376
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:44,440
AHH! OHH... OOH.
377
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,454
THANKS, DOOLEY.
I OWE YA ONE.
378
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,577
REALLY?
YEAH--
379
00:20:49,579 --> 00:20:52,919
ONE LONG, HOT TRIP
TO SUMMER SCHOOL!
380
00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:54,422
( laughing )
381
00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:56,994
FORGOT MY EYEBROWS.
382
00:20:58,528 --> 00:21:00,558
MM MM MM.
383
00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:12,400
ADAM,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
384
00:21:12,402 --> 00:21:15,652
I GOT SO LONELY
I HAD TO ADOPT
SIX NEW BABIES.
385
00:21:15,645 --> 00:21:18,475
MEET "CHANGE YOUR OWN DIAPER,"
"STOP STARING AT ME,"
386
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,878
"QUIT WHINING,"
"DON'T BE A BABY,"
"I SAID SHH!"
387
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,950
AND TED.
388
00:21:22,952 --> 00:21:25,522
WHY WOULD YOU GET
SIX BABIES?
389
00:21:25,515 --> 00:21:28,655
(laughs) BECAUSE SEVEN
WOULD JUST BE CRAZY.
390
00:21:29,819 --> 00:21:31,889
ADAM, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
391
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,661
YOU WANT TO BORROW ONE,
DON'T YOU?
392
00:21:35,725 --> 00:21:36,925
I'LL TAKE TED.
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