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♪ ( rock and roll
power chords ) ♪
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OH, SWEET!
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LOOK AT YOUR FINGERS GO!
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IT'S LIKE EACH ONE HAS
A LITTLE BRAIN OF ITS OWN.
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THANKS. YOU KNOW,
YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE
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WHO HAVE TALKED TO ME
AT THIS SCHOOL.
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I HATE BEING THE NEW KID.
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YEAH, WE USED TO BE
THE NEW KIDS THAT
NO ONE TALKED TO.
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NOW WE'RE JUST
THE VAGUELY FAMILIAR KIDS
THAT NO ONE TALKS TO.
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HEY, PEEPS.
WHAT'S THE DEAL-IO?
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HI. I'M MARCUS.
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I KNOW. WE HAVE GYM TOGETHER.
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AND STUDY HALL.
AND ALSO CHEMISTRY.
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WE'RE LAB PARTNERS.
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OH. I...DID NOT KNOW THAT.
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CHASE, YOU EVER
PLAY GUITAR?
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NO, BUT I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO.
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WELL, I'M A JAMMER AS WELL.
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MY ROCKING IS ONLY ECLIPSED
BY MY ROLLING.
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LEO, YOUR MOM SAID
YOU PLAYED THE CLARINET
FOR THREE WEEKS
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UNTIL YOU SWALLOWED THE REED.
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I PASSED IT.
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HERE, CHASE.
YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A GO?
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WELL, YEAH.
SURE. WHY NOT?
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♪ ( expert lead guitar lines ) ♪
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♪ ( lead guitar continues ) ♪
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UH...
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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BEGINNER'S LUCK.
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THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?!
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♪♪
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WHOO-HOO!
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( all screaming )
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SO ME AND MY DAD
MOVED AROUND A LOT.
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I WAS HOMESCHOOLED
FOR MOST OF MY LIFE.
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NO WAY! SO WERE WE!
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WE ARE SO SIMILAR!
DO YOU HAVE A THIRD NIPPLE TOO?
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ANYWAY...
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THAT'S A PRETTY SWEET GUITAR,
MARCUS.
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YEAH, AND YOU'RE
A NATURAL, BRO!
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GUYS! WE SHOULD
START A BAND!
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OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
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( beating sticks rhythmically )
BUT WHAT WOULD I PLAY?
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OH, I GOT IT!
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NO, I DON'T GOT IT.
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I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE
OUR DRUMMER, ADAM.
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HMM. INTERESTING CHOICE.
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I HAD BEEN PONDERING
THE FRENCH HORN.
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HEY, LEO, GUESS WHAT?
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MARCUS AND ADAM AND I
ARE FORMING A BAND.
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WELL, YOU GUYS JUST MET.
DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S A LITTLE SOON?
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A LITTLE SOON FOR WHAT?
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TAKING THE DEEPLY COMMITTED STEP
OF JAMMING TOGETHER?
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NOW IF WE COULD JUST FIND
SOMEPLACE TO PRACTICE.
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I LIVE IN A PRETTY
SMALL PLACE, SO...
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I KNOW A PLACE.
THE LAB.
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( coughs )
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OH. L-LABRADOR RETRIEVER PARK.
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YEAH, THE DOG PARK.
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NICE ACOUSTICS.
PLUS, THEY HAVE DOGS.
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(sing-song) SAVED IT.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, MARCUS,
WE HAVE A PRETTY BIG PLACE.
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WE CAN ALL JUST JAM THERE.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD YOUR HORSES, COWBOY.
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COME ON.
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CHASE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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DO YOU REALLY THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
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TO LET A TOTAL STRANGER
INTO OUR VERY PRIVATE HOME?
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THAT'S OKAY, GUYS.
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WE DON'T HAVE TO JAM.
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NOT EVERYONE NEEDS A BRIGHT SPOT
IN THEIR OTHERWISE
HORRIBLE LIFE.
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OH, LOOK, LEO,
YOU'RE MAKING HIM FEEL BAD.
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DON'T WORRY, MARCUS.
WE'LL PRACTICE AT OUR PLACE
LATER. COME ON OVER.
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GREAT.
SEE YOU GUYS AFTER SCHOOL.
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YOU GUYS ARE MAKING
A BIG MISTAKE.
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I MEAN, YOU'VE ONLY
BEEN IN THE REAL WORLD
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
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THERE'S STILL A LOT OF STUFF
YOU DON'T KNOW.
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LOOK, LEO, I'M NOT GONNA
RUN MY PLAYDATES PAST YOU.
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HEL-LO! GENIUS!
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WHAT YOU HAVE IS BOOK SMARTS.
I HAVE STREET SMARTS.
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AND I'VE GOTTA WATCH
WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE STREET.
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OH, LEO! RELAX!
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WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE
PLAYING IN THE STREET.
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WE'RE GOING TO BE
PLAYING IN THE HOUSE.
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THIS GUY.
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♪ ( rock and roll ♪
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( music continues )
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( song ends )
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WELL, IT'S ONLY OUR FIRST DAY,
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BUT YOU GUYS SOUND GREAT!
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I THINK YOU BOTH HAVE
REAL RAW TALENT.
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OH, WELL, IF OUR TALENT IS RAW,
THEN WE BETTER GET COOKING!
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( rim shot )
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LEO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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JUST ASKING MARCUS
A FEW QUESTIONS.
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WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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WHO IS THE PRESIDENT
OF VENEZUELA?!
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I DON'T KNOW.
AHA!
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SO HE'S NOT FROM VENEZUELA.
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OKAY, THAT'S IT.
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THIS PRACTICE JUST BECAME
BAND MEMBERS ONLY.
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WELL, THEN, I GUESS
I'M IN THE BAND.
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LEO, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.
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THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
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♪ ( atonal ) ♪
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LIKE I SAID, YOU DON'T EVEN
KNOW HOW TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
LET HIM IN. HE CAN PLAY THIS.
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THANK YOU.
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I'VE NEVER PLAYED
THE COW BELL BEFORE,
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BUT LET'S SEE
WHAT I GOT.
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WOW! I'M A NATURAL!
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HEY, MR. DAVENPORT.
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HI, BREE.
SO, GUESS WHAT?
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I SIGNED YOU UP FOR
CAREER DAY AT SCHOOL.
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I WAS THINKING SINCE YOU
ALWAYS DO FUN THINGS
WITH THE BOYS,
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YOU'D LIKE TO DO
SOMETHING FUN WITH ME.
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I'M SORRY, DID YOU SAY "FUN"?
OR "MIND-NUMBINGLY TORTUROUS"?
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DOES HE HAVE A PLUG?
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BECAUSE I WOULD
REALLY LIKE TO YANK IT.
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LOOK, BREE,
I'M--I'M MORE OF A...
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FUN UNCLE THAN
A SCHOOL ACTIVITY DAD.
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IT'S JUST, I CAN'T STAND AROUND
WITH A BUNCH OF DADS
TALKING "DAD."
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"HEY, THERE, PETE!
HOW'S THE STATION WAGON?"
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"REAL GOOD, JOE.
HOW'S YOUR LAWN COMIN' ALONG?"
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"IS THAT A POLY-COTTON BLEND?"
"OH, MY!"
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( yawning )
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COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.
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YOU AND I COULD DO
A PRESENTATION ABOUT
YOUR CAREER.
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IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE
TO TALK ABOUT ALL
OF YOUR INVENTIONS.
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MY INVENTIONS?
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AH. WHICH INVENTION
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I MEAN, THERE ARE SO MANY.
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OOH! WHAT ABOUT
YOUR HOLO-PET?
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YES! THE HOLOGRAPHIC
FAMILY PET.
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IT IF BARKS TOO MUCH,
YOU CAN USE THE MUTE BUTTON.
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ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF--
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( silence )
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THAT'S GREAT.
WE'LL DO THAT.
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A VIRTUAL FRIEND
TO KEEP YOU COMPANY?
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WHAT KIND OF DESPERATE LOSER
WOULD WANT SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
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OH, RIGHT. AWK-WARD.
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AND...
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♪ ( heavy rock music ) ♪
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HEY! HEY-HEY!
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YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT ENOUGH
TO JUST PLAY NOTES,
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YOU WANT TO GET THEM
IN THE RIGHT ORDER.
( rim shot )
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O-M-G, YOU'RE...
DONALD DAVENPORT!
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GUILTY AS CHARGED.
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THE GENIUS BILLIONAIRE
SCIENTIFIC ENTREPRENEUR!
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DON'T FORGET
MULTI-LINGUAL MEGA-STAR.
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OH, GRACIAS.
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DE NADA.
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WOW, MR. DAVENPORT,
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I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOUR THEORY
ON PLASMA GASIFICATION.
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WHO WOULDN'T?
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HEY, YOU KNOW,
BREE AND I WERE GONNA DEMO
THE HOLO-PET FOR CAREER DAY.
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BUT SINCE YOU GUYS
HAVE A BAND,
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MAYBE WE CAN DEMO
MY CONCERT-IN-A-CAN INSTEAD!
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THAT'LL BE SUCH
A GREAT SURPRISE FOR HER!
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THAT IS GOOD!
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THAT IS GOOD!
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WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S A CAN THAT CREATES
A VIRTUAL HOLOGRAPHIC
CONCERT EXPERIENCE.
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IT'S SOMETHING I DESIGNED
FOR THOSE OF US
WHO WOULD BE ROCK STARS
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IF WE WEREN'T BUSY
BEING BRILLIANT INVENTORS.
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WELL, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR TO ME.
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( laughs )
I KNOW.
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BREE IS GONNA LOVE THIS.
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WELL, I'M GONNA
GO GET MR. DAVENPORT'S
GIGANTIC MEGA-AMP,
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BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS
LOUDER IS BETTER.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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THAT AMP IS PRETTY HEAVY.
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DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD
HELP YOU CARRY IT?
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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE
THE STRENGTH OF TEN MEN.
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( laughs )
YES, I DO... NOT.
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(falsetto) I'M FRAIL.
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WOW, MARCUS.
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YOU ON GUITAR
AND ME ON COW BELL,
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IT'S...MAGIC.
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DON'T GET USED TO IT.
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THE ONLY REASON
I LET YOU IN THE BAND
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IS SO YOU'D STOP
SNIFFING AROUND MY BUSINESS.
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( giggles weakly )
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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OH, WAIT,
YOU'RE SERIOUS.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU--
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
WHY WOULD YOU BREAK
YOUR OWN GUITAR?
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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WHY WOULD HE
BREAK MY GUITAR?!
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NO! HE--
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NOT--
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UH-- OHHH.
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LEO, WHY WOULD YOU
BREAK HIS GUITAR?
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NO. NO, NO, NO. THAT'S WHAT
HE WANTS YOU TO THINK.
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HE BROKE IT AND GAVE IT TO ME.
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HE'S THE BREAKER
AND I'M THE BREAKEE.
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THAT IS CRAZY!
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WHY WOULD I BREAK
MY OWN GUITAR?
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LOOK, LEO,
I WOULD LIKE
TO BELIEVE YOU,
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I REALLY WOULD,
BUT YOU DO BREAK THINGS
ALL THE TIME.
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THAT IS NOT TRUE!
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YES, IT'S TRUE,
BUT IT'S NOT TRUE THIS TIME.
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LEO, THIS REMINDS ME
OF A STORY OF A BOY
NAMED "WOLF"...
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WHO CRIED A LOT.
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AND AFTER THAT, HIS FRIENDS
NEVER BELIEVED HIM.
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AND THEN...
HIS GRANDMOTHER ATE HIM.
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FINE.
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BUT THIS GOES DEEPER
THAN A BROKEN GUITAR.
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I WILL PROVE MY INNOCENCE
AND SHOW YOU THAT
HE'S UP TO NO GOOD.
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I'M GONNA GO ALL C.S.I.
ON THIS ONE!
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I HAVE A DAD!
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HE'S COMING.
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JUST BUSY...
WITH HIS CAREER.
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OHH! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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FIRST I SAID
YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM,
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AND THEN I SAID
YOU WERE IN THE CAR,
220
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AND THEN I SAID YOU WERE GOING
TO THE BATHROOM IN THE CAR.
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PEOPLE ARE STARTING
TO THINK YOU'RE WEIRD.
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LOOK, I'M HERE NOW
AND I HAVE A BIG SURPRISE.
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I MADE A SMALL CHANGE.
WE'RE DOING SOMETHING
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
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WHAT IS IT?
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00:13:00,811 --> 00:13:04,211
WELL, IF I TOLD YOU,
IT WOULDN'T BE A SURPRISE.
226
00:13:04,214 --> 00:13:06,324
JUST APPLAUD
WHEN THE LIGHTS COME UP.
227
00:13:06,316 --> 00:13:08,356
BUT WE PLANNED THIS TOGETHER!
WHAT--
228
00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:10,218
( sighs )
229
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:12,320
HE'LL BE BACK.
230
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,974
HE'S NEW AT THIS.
231
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:21,127
SUZY, YOUR MOM
DELIVERS CAT FOOD
IN AN 18-WHEELER.
232
00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:24,001
ARE YOU REALLY GONNA
JUDGE ME?
233
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:30,937
I'M TELLING YOU,
MARCUS IS PLAYING SOME KIND OF
TWISTED PSYCHOLOGICAL GAME,
234
00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:33,111
AND I CAN PROVE IT.
235
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:36,293
EXHIBIT A: I LIFTED
A FINGERPRINT FROM HIS GUITAR.
236
00:13:36,286 --> 00:13:38,586
OH, THAT IS FANTASTIC, LEO.
237
00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:41,388
YOU PROVED THAT
WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT
238
00:13:41,391 --> 00:13:44,291
MARCUS'S GUITAR IS--
(gasps)--HIS.
239
00:13:46,356 --> 00:13:51,056
TRUE, BUT HE THEN
REMOVED SAID GUITAR
AND DELIBERATELY--
240
00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:53,561
DELIBERATELY, MIND YOU!--
SMASHED IT.
241
00:13:53,563 --> 00:13:56,473
EXHIBIT B:
PAINT CHIPS AND A HAIR.
242
00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:58,936
OOH.
WHICH JUST HAPPENED
TO BE MY MOM'S.
243
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:02,169
NONETHELESS... WE KNOW
SHE DID NOT DO THIS.
244
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:08,354
LEO, ARE YOU AFRAID THAT
BY US BEFRIENDING MARCUS
245
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,248
THERE WON'T BE ANY ROOM
LEFT FOR YOU?
246
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,850
WHAT? NO, ARE YOU KIDDING?
247
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,321
I'M AWESOME.
THAT GUY IS BAD NEWS.
248
00:14:14,324 --> 00:14:18,264
DON'T WORRY, LEO.
YOU'RE STILL OUR BEST FRIEND.
249
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:22,088
BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE A BEST FRIEND
UNLESS YOU HAVE A FRIEND
WHO'S A NOT BEST FRIEND.
250
00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:24,362
OKAY? SO HE DOES FILL A VOID.
251
00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:28,096
THAT'S NOT WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT.
252
00:14:28,098 --> 00:14:30,338
LOOK, LEO, WE'LL TALK
ABOUT THIS LATER, OKAY?
253
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,440
ADAM AND I HAVE TO
GO MEET MARCUS.
254
00:14:32,442 --> 00:14:34,372
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR THE CONCERT.
255
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,984
( recorded rim shot )
256
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,377
I MADE IT MY RINGTONE.
257
00:14:42,412 --> 00:14:45,262
WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?
258
00:14:45,255 --> 00:14:48,385
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE MARCUS
IS SUCH A FANTASTIC LIAR.
259
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,088
AND I RESPECT THAT.
260
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,091
WAIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE'S LYING?
261
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,623
I SAW HIM DO IT.
262
00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:57,904
HEL-LO!
HOME SECURITY SYSTEM!
263
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,227
SO YOU HAVE THE WHOLE THING
ON VIDEO?
264
00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:03,401
WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY ANYTHING, EDDIE?!
265
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,483
BECAUSE THE DIM ONE'S RIGHT--
HE DOES FILL A VOID.
266
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,939
WAIT'LL THEY
GET A LOAD OF THIS.
267
00:15:10,941 --> 00:15:15,421
MY VIRTUAL CONCERT IN A CAN
IS GONNA KNOCK THEIR SOCKS OFF.
268
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,345
NOW, IT WILL ACTIVATE ITSELF,
SO DON'T FORGET TO STAND BACK.
269
00:15:19,349 --> 00:15:23,989
COUPLE OF GUYS IN
RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT
FOUND THAT OUT THE HARD WAY.
270
00:15:23,994 --> 00:15:26,334
( laughing )
271
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,456
THANKS FOR LOANING ME
THIS AWESOME GUITAR,
MR. DAVENPORT.
272
00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:33,229
IT'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE ONE
LEO SO VICIOUSLY DESTROYED.
273
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,943
WELL, HEY, IF I HAD A NICKEL
FOR EVERYTHING OF MINE
THAT LEO DESTROYED,
274
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,106
I'D STILL BE DOWN
ABOUT TWO MILLION AND CHANGE.
275
00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:42,610
YEAH, AND THAT'S JUST
THE STUFF YOU KNOW ABOUT.
276
00:15:44,014 --> 00:15:45,384
WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
NO.
277
00:15:48,518 --> 00:15:50,578
OHH! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
278
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:54,420
HAVE YOU BEEN OVER HERE
WITH THE BOYS THIS ENTIRE TIME?
279
00:15:54,424 --> 00:15:57,964
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
YOU ALWAYS DO THINGS WITH THEM.
280
00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:02,359
BREE, THAT IS SO NOT TRUE.
281
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:05,442
Announcer: AND NOW, FOR
YOUR CAREER DAY ENTERTAINMENT,
282
00:16:05,435 --> 00:16:08,465
CONCERT IN A CAN...CAN...CAN...
283
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:13,398
FEATURING ADAM, MARCUS,
AND CHASE...CHASE...CHASE...
284
00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:16,713
OKAY, I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THAT WHATSOEVER.
285
00:16:16,706 --> 00:16:18,276
I--
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
286
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:23,448
DONALD DAVENPORT...
PORT...PORT..PORT...
287
00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:29,463
HMM. IT KINDA-SORTA SOUNDS LIKE
YOU DID...DID...DID...
288
00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:37,034
( virtual crowd cheering )
289
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:44,300
♪ ( heavy rock music ) ♪
290
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,178
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE THIS!
291
00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:54,311
IT WAS A SURPRISE! LOOK!
EVERYBODY THINKS IT'S COOL.
292
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,654
I DON'T CARE WHAT
ALL THESE PEOPLE THINK.
293
00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:59,086
I JUST WANTED TO
DO SOMETHING WITH YOU.
294
00:16:59,089 --> 00:17:02,419
LIKE THAT GIRL
AND HER DAD...
295
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,622
AND THEM.
296
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,164
WE GET IT!
YOUR MOM'S A FOOT DOCTOR!
297
00:17:07,157 --> 00:17:11,427
GET YOUR FEET OFF THERE,
THAT'S WHERE WE EAT!
298
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,261
BUT THAT ALL
LOOKS SO BORING.
299
00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:15,673
YEAH. IT IS REALLY BORING.
300
00:17:15,665 --> 00:17:18,165
BUT THEY'RE DOING IT TOGETHER--
301
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:21,408
WHICH IS ALL I REALLY
WANTED OUT OF TODAY.
302
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,252
OKAY.
303
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,445
I THINK I KNOW A WAY,
304
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,047
IF YOU'LL PLEASE
LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
305
00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:34,621
♪ ( discordant rock ) ♪
306
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,641
SO?
307
00:17:52,642 --> 00:17:54,472
THIS IS A GOOD SURPRISE!
308
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,784
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE
EVEN BETTER?
309
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,275
IF YOU KNEW HOW TO PLAY!
310
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,478
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
311
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,580
♪♪
312
00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:12,089
WELL, WELL, WELL.
313
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,531
IF IT ISN'T
MY OLD FRIEND MARCUS.
314
00:18:15,525 --> 00:18:17,465
SORRY, LEO,
YOU'RE TOO LATE.
315
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,767
WE'VE SAFELY PACKED AWAY
ALL THE GUITARS.
316
00:18:19,769 --> 00:18:22,569
MAYBE NOW YOU CAN FIND
SOMETHING ELSE TO BREAK.
317
00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:25,612
HA HA HA!
'CAUSE YOU BROKE THE GUITAR.
318
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,475
EXCUSE ME, I WOULD LIKE
EVERYONE'S ATTENTION
RIGHT HERE.
319
00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:30,738
I HAVE PROOF FROM
OUR HOME SECURITY SYSTEM.
320
00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:32,510
HI!
321
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,512
NOW WATCH, AS I--
322
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,824
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
323
00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:41,318
I DID IT.
I BROKE THE GUITAR.
324
00:18:42,552 --> 00:18:44,392
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
325
00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:46,634
I WAS GONNA CRACK
THIS CASE WIDE OPEN!
326
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,326
HA! HE GOT YOU AGAIN!
327
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,560
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
328
00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:54,231
I BROKE MY GUITAR
AND BLAMED IT ON LEO.
329
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,744
I OWE EVERYONE
AN APOLOGY.
330
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,535
YOU BROKE THE GUITAR?
331
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,607
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
332
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:02,610
YEAH, WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST SAY SO?
333
00:19:02,612 --> 00:19:05,482
BECAUSE I HAD ALREADY
CRACKED THE GUITAR,
334
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:07,145
BUT IF MY DAD
KNEW THAT I BROKE IT
335
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,646
I'D BE I SO MUCH TROUBLE
BECAUSE MY FAMILY IS SO POOR
336
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,579
AND I JUST WANT
EVERYONE TO LIKE ME
BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS THE NEW KID,
337
00:19:12,582 --> 00:19:14,782
SO I MADE EVERYONE THINK
THAT LEO DID IT
338
00:19:14,784 --> 00:19:17,934
BECAUSE I'M SO SCARED
AND IT'S SO HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS
339
00:19:17,927 --> 00:19:20,657
AND I'M JUST A DUMB KID
COMPARED TO ALL OF YOU
340
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,690
AND MY GRANDMA JUST DIED!
341
00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:26,444
( Marcus sobbing )
342
00:19:27,697 --> 00:19:30,667
ARE YOU CRYING?
IS HE CRYING?
343
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,370
IT'S OKAY, MARCUS.
344
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,672
YEAH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
345
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,354
WE DON'T THINK YOU'RE DUMB.
346
00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:38,646
YEAH, AND YOUR GRANDMA
DIDN'T DIE.
347
00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:39,778
( mouths words )
348
00:19:42,752 --> 00:19:46,862
MARCUS, WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT
AND HAVE DINNER WITH US?
349
00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:48,886
MM-KAY.
350
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:52,618
YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO LEO.
351
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:02,631
WELL?
352
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:10,235
YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY THINK
I WAS GONNA APOLOGIZE, DID YOU?
353
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,580
THEY TOTALLY BELIEVED ME.
MY GRANDMA'S NOT DEAD--
354
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,953
SHE'S IN MIAMI
PLAYING SHUFFLEBOARD.
355
00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:19,785
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
356
00:20:19,789 --> 00:20:21,919
IT'S A LONG STORY.
357
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:26,261
BUT LET'S JUST SAY...
YOU'RE IN MY WAY.
358
00:20:26,256 --> 00:20:30,856
OH--AND IF YOU EVER
TRY AND RAT ME OUT AGAIN...
359
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:33,760
YOU'RE TOAST...FOR REAL.
360
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,405
HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP!
361
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,937
I DON'T WANT TO MISS
ANY OF THE FUN.
362
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:49,015
WHOA! THAT GUY IS AWESOME!
363
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,980
HEY-EY-EY-EY-EY!!!!
364
00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:56,562
PUUUT MEEE DOOOOWN!!!
365
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:05,741
WHAT YOU DOIN', LEO?
I'M JUST TRYING TO
PICK UP ANOTHER INSTRUMENT.
366
00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:08,435
SOME SAY I'M OVEREXPOSED
ON THE COW BELL.
367
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,969
WELL, DO I HAVE
THE PERFECT THING FOR YOU.
368
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:16,982
IT IS THE WORLD'S SMALLEST,
YET MOST POWERFUL, AMPLIFIER.
369
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,976
THIS CORD GOES
IN HERE LIKE SO...
370
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:20,979
I SEE.
371
00:21:22,852 --> 00:21:26,492
VOILA. NOW, BE GENTLE.
372
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,387
♪ ( power chord feeds back ) ♪
373
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:33,060
( rumbling, glass breaking )
374
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,397
I THINK I'M GONNA STICK
TO THE COW BELL.
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