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* LAB RATS
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OKAY, NOW WE'LL CHECK
YOUR BIONIC REFLEXES.
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FIRST THE LEFT ARM.
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OHH!
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OKAY, NOW THE RIGHT ARM.
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OHH!
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OH, I HATE THIS GAME!
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OKAY, ADAM.
WELL, YOU CAN
SIT THIS ONE OUT.
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I'LL JUST DO BREE
AND CHASE.
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OHH!
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COME ON, BIG "D,"
IT'S SUMMER VACATION!
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LET'S HIT THE BEACH.
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SLAP ON SOME SHORTS
AND SHOW EVERYONE
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YOUR PASTY LITTLE
WALKING STICKS!
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NOT NOW, LEO.
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WE'RE DOING SOME ROUTINE
BIONIC CHIP MAINTENANCE.
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BESIDES, THIS IS FUN,
RIGHT, GUYS?
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A BLAST.ES.
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OKAY, ARE WE DONE HERE?
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I WANNA GO BE NORMAL
FOR A WHILE!
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CAN'T WE GO JUST
FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT
SOMETHING SPARKING,
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EXPLODING, OR OOZING
AROUND HERE?
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EVER SINCE SUMMER
VACATION STARTED,
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IT HAS BEEN LIKE
ONE LONG SCIENCE
EXPERIMENT.
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I'M SORRY, HONEY.
I... YOU KNOW...
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MAYBE...
MAYBE LEO'S RIGHT.
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MAYBE WE NEED
TO TAKE A BREAK
AND GO TO THE BEACH.
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YEAH!
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WE'LL TAKE A WHOLE WEEKEND,
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AS A NORMAL FAMILY,
YOU KNOW?
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NO GADGETS, NO PHONES.
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WE'LL DO IT
TOTALLY TECH-FREE.
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THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT I NEED.
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YOU WOULD REALLY
DO THAT FOR ME?
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OF COURSE. YOU ARE WAY
MORE IMPORTANT TO ME
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THAN THE AMAZING
INNOVATIONS BORN
OF MY GENIUS.
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WOW, BIG "D,"
IT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU
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TO BLOW OFF WORK
FOR MY MOM.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, LEO,
NOW AND THEN,
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EVERYBODY NEEDS
A LITTLE PEACE AND...
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( Klaxon blares )
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QUIET!
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IT'S THE EARLY WARNING
SATELLITE SYSTEM.
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IT'S DETECTING
A GIANT SOLAR FLARE.
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WHEN THAT THING
HITS THE ATMOSPHERE,
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IT'LL CAUSE MASSIVE
POWER FAILURES
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AND A TOTAL BLACKOUT
OF SATELLITE COMMUNICATIONS.
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OKAY, I SHOULD TELL
MY MOM WE'RE NOT GOING
TO THE BEACH, THEN.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T TELL YOUR MOM
A THING ABOUT THIS.
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OH, RIGHT.
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LET'S JUST IGNORE
THE BIGGEST SOLAR
FLARE IN HISTORY
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TO KEEP THE LITTLE
LADY HAPPY.
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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE SOLAR FLARE.
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I'LL HANDLE IT.
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JUST PACK YOUR STUFF
IN THE R.V.
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AND GET READY TO GET
YOUR BEACH ON!
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I KNOW NOBODY SAYS THAT.
I KNOW THAT.
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ADAM, SAFETY GOGGLES AREN'T
GOING TO PROTECT OUR EYES
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FROM THE SOLAR FLARE.
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NO, BUT IT WILL
PROTECT US FROM THE GLARE
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WHEN PASTY-LEGS
DAVENPORT PUTS ON
HIS SHORTS!
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Narrator:
THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
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FASTER, SMARTER--
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?
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**
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All: AAAAHHH!
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ALL RIGHT, TASHA,
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YOUR TOTALLY TECH-FREE
WEEKEND STARTS NOW.
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GREAT. I'M GONNA
GO CLAIM OUR SPOT.
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IF WE WAIT TOO LONG,
WE'RE GONNA END UP
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SITTING NEXT TO TALKERS.
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I HATE FRIENDLY PEOPLE.
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YOU GO AHEAD.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
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OKAY.
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WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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WHERE DO YOU GUYS
THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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DID YOU FORGET ABOUT
THE SOLAR FLARE?
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
US TO DO?
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BIONICS CAN'T STOP
A SOLAR FLARE.
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NO, BUT I HAVE
SOMETHING THAT CAN.
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Male Voice:
IDENTITY AUTHORIZED.
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WELCOME TO THE DAVENPORT
INDUSTRIES
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MOBILE ACTION LAB.
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VERY IMPRESSIVE,
BIG "D."
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YOU'RE THE MASTER
OF THE TA-DA MOMENT!
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* TA-DA
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I CALL HER THE UGLY LADY
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BECAUSE IT'S WHAT'S
ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS.
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YOU GUYS WILL LAUNCH
THE ROCKET JUST LIKE
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IN YOUR TRAINING
SIMULATIONS.
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IT WILL BLOCK
THE SOLAR FLARE
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BY RELEASING A CLOUD OF HEAVY
GAS INTO THE ATMOSPHERE.
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COOL!
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YOU'RE GOIN'
DOWN, SUN!
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THIS SUPERCOMPUTER
IS CALCULATING THE PRECISE TIME
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THAT YOU NEED
TO LAUNCH THE ROCKET.
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IT COULD BE MINUTES,
IT COULD BE HOURS.
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YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO WAIT AND SEE.
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IN HERE?
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BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO GO TO THE BEACH.
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YEAH, AND I WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE SIX-FEET-ONE.
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LIFE IS FULL
OF DISAPPOINTMENTS.
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GREAT.
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SO WE ALL HAVE
TO PAY THE PRICE
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FOR ANOTHER SHORT GUY
WITH AN AXE TO GRIND.
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LOOK, GUYS, FOCUS.
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IT TAKES ALL THREE OF YOU
TO INITIATE THE SEQUENCE.
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ONCE THE ALERT SOUNDS,
YOU'LL HAVE A 2-HOUR WINDOW
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TO LAUNCH THE ROCKET
BEFORE THE FLARE BECOMES
UNSTOPPABLE. GOT IT?
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YEAH, WE GOT IT.
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SAVING THE WORLD'S
GONNA RUIN MY VACATION.
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STUPID WORLD!
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GUYS, COME ON!
YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN!
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THERE IS A BULLDOG
IN SUNGLASSES RIDING
A SURFBOARD!
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( violent splash )
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OOH! NEVER MIND!
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BE RIGHT THERE, HONEY!
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LOOK, AS SOON AS YOU GUYS
LAUNCH THE ROCKET
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AND SAVE THE WORLD,
YOU CAN GET OUTTA HERE
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AND GO GET YOUR BEACH ON.
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WHAT, STILL NOTHING?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T
NEED YOUR APPROVAL.
I'M RICH!
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AM I THE ONLY PERSON
WHO THINKS LAUNCHING
A ROCKET IS COOL?
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BIG "D," GO SLATHER ON
SOME SPF FIFTY...
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THOUSAND.
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I GOT THIS.
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NO, THE ONLY THING
YOU'VE GOT
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IS THE UNCANNY
ABILITY TO BREAK
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THE MOST EXPENSIVE
THING IN THE ROOM.
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IS THIS ABOUT YOUR GUITAR?
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WHAT ABOUT MY GUITAR?
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LET'S GO! WE'RE MISSING
THE SURFING BULLDOG!
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WHAT ABOUT MY GUITAR?
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AH, LISTEN TO THAT--
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NO PHONES RINGING,
NO GADGETS BUZZING.
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JUST THE SOUNDS
OF NATURE AND...
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A BULLDOG BARKING UP
( doSEAWEED.g )
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YEP. THERE'S NOTHING
MORE FUN THAN SITTING
COMPLETELY STILL
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IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT
FOR HOURS ON END.
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MY BACK SWEAT IS HEADED
TOWARDS UNNATURAL PLACES.
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LEO, COME HERE.
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I STILL HAVE TO SECRETLY
SUPERVISE THE MISSION
FROM HERE,
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SO HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO BE
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MY COVERT COMMUNICATIONS
LIAISON?
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IS THIS LIKE THE TIME
YOU TRICKED ME INTO
DOING THE DISHES
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BY CALLING ME YOUR
CULINARY IMPLEMENT
DECONTAMINATOR?
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YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
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OBSERVE.
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WELL, LEO,
YOU LOOK, UH, PARCHED.
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LET ME GET YOU
A FROSTY BEVERAGE.
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DRINK UP.
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( dialing )
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IT'S A SECRET CAN-PHONE!
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( ringing )
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING
AS A TECH-FREE WEEKEND.
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( telephone ringing )
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SUPER-BORING MISSION
HEADQUARTERS.
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BREE SPEAKING.
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HEY, BREE.
HOW'S THE MISSION?
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LEO, WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
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CALL-YOU-BACK COLA.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO DRINK SODA.
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IT MAKES YOU ALL JUMPY.
GIVE ME THAT.
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NOW!
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( crackling and whirring )
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I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SPRUNG
FOR THE WHOLE SIX-PACK.
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WELL, I'M SORRY,
BIG "D."
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LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA
HAVE TO CHECK IN WITH 'EM
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY--
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WITH MY FEET, MY FACE,
AND A WHOLE LOT OF THIS.
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YEAH. JUST
HURRY BACK, WILL YA?
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THE ONLY REASON
I'M LETTING YOU GO
IN THE FIRST PLACE
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IS YOU STOPPED DOING
THAT ANYWHERE NEAR ME.
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HEY, SUPER SIBS.
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HOW'S THE MISSION GOING?
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THIS STINKS!
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WE'RE GONNA WASTE
THE WHOLE STUPID DAY
IN THIS STUPID LAB
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WAITING FOR THIS
STUPID COMPUTER.
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IT'S ALL JUST SO...
DUMB!
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WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE TURNS COMING
TO THE BEACH WITH ME?
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WE CAN'T. THE LAUNCH PROCEDURE
REQUIRES ALL THREE OF US.
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MMM, BUT IF THERE ARE
THREE OF US PLUS ONE,
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THEN TWO CAN STAY
AND TWO CAN GO UNTIL
WE NEED THREE,
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AND THEN ONE CAN STAY
AND ONE CAN RUN AND GET
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THE ONE WHO'S HAVING
FUN WITH THE OTHER ONE.
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WAIT. SOMEBODY
CHECK MY MATH.
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HE'S RIGHT.
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SOMEONE PAT HIM
ON THE HEAD AND
GIVE HIM A BISCUIT.
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COOL, SO ONE OF US
CAN LEAVE.
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I THINK THAT WE SHOULD
PUT IT UP TO A...
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ME FIRST!
COME ON, LEO!
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( Leo cries out )
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...VOTE!
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HEY, SUPER SPEED
DOES NOT OVERRULE
DEMOCRACY!
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THESO GONE!E!
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THISO NOT FAIR!R!
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SHE IS NOT GONNA
GET AWAY WITH THIS!
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SO NOT GONNA GET
AWAY WITH THIS!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GONNA MARCH
RIGHT DOWN TO THAT BEACH
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AND I'M GONNA FIND HER,
EVEN IF IT TAKES ME
ALL DAY.
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YEAH! YOU GO WITH
YOUR BAD SELF!
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MAKE HER PAY!
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WAIT, DID HE JUST DO
WHAT I THINK HE DID?
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OHH, HE DID!
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HE WENT TO THE BEACH
WITHOUT HIS SUN HAT!
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CHASE, YOU'RE GONNA GET
A SUNBURN!
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LAUNCH WINDOW OPEN.
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( Klaxon blares )
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CHASE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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WATCHING THIS GUY.
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PEOPLE KEEP
GIVING HIM MONEY,
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BUT HE JUST WON'T LEAVE.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
WATCHING THE MOBILE LAB.
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NO WORRIES.
ADAM'S WATCHING IT.
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WHAT'S UP, BEACH BUMS?
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ADAM, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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WELL, I WANTED
AN ICE CREAM CONE,
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BUT THEY HAD 21 FLAVORS.
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AND YOU KNOW ME--
I'M NEVER ONE TO MAKE
AN UNINFORMED DECISION.
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ADAM, GET RID OF THOSE.
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00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,234
WE NEED TO GET BACK
TO THE MOBILE LAB.
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OH, RIGHT.
FREE ICE CREAM!
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OH, AND DON'T WORRY,
IT'S BARELY LICKED.
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WHERE'S THE MOBILE LAB?
IT WAS PARKED RIGHT HERE.
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IT'S GONE!
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
NOBODY PANIC.
229
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,680
( shrieking )
230
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:29,056
SORRY. BRAIN FREEZE.
231
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,131
WHERE'S THE R.V.?
232
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,140
HOW COULD THE MOBILE LAB
JUST DISAPPEAR?
233
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:46,010
MAYBE IT GOT TIRED OF WAITING
AND IT SPLIT LIKE WE DID.
234
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,142
WE HAVE TO TELL
MR. DAVENPORT.
235
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,948
OH, YEAH?
AND WHAT ARE WE
GONNA TELL HIM?
236
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,980
"HEY, REMEMBER THAT
REALLY EASY MISSION
237
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,945
"WHERE ALL WE HAD TO DO
WAS SIT AROUND AND WAIT?
238
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,924
"WELL, GUESS WHAT--
WE TOTALLY BLEW IT,
239
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,022
AND THE WORLD IS TOAST.
OOPSIE!"
240
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,064
FREEZE! squawks )
241
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,758
OFFICER, WE'D LIKE
TO REPORT A CRIME.
242
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,527
SOMEONE STOLE OUR R.V.
FROM THIS SPOT,
243
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,234
AND IT'S SUPERCRITICAL
THAT WE GET--
244
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:16,266
COOL YOUR JETS, SPANKY.
245
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,013
I HAD IT TOWED.
246
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,768
WHAT? WHY?
247
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:22,907
YOUR CAR ALARM'S
BEEN GOIN' OFF FOR,
LIKE, AN HOUR, DUDE.
248
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:26,013
PLUS, I THOUGHT IT'D
BE FUNNY TO WATCH
A LITTLE TOW TRUCK
249
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,916
PULL THAT HUGE THING AWAY.
250
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,878
IT WAS.
251
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,021
CAR ALARM?
252
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,023
IF YOU WANT YOUR
R.V. BACK,
253
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,785
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
COUGH UP 200 CLAMS.
254
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:38,985
OKAY.
255
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,786
BUT DOES IT HAVE
TO BE CLAMS?
256
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,028
'CAUSE, PERSONALLY,
I'M MORE OF A SHRIMP GUY.
257
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,138
( sYOU GUYS...s )
258
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,910
THAT "CAR ALARM"
WAS THE ALERT TONE
259
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,809
TELLING US TO LAUNCH
THE ROCKET!
260
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,081
WAIT. SO THAT MEANS
WE HAVE UNDER AN HOUR
261
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,349
TO COLLECT $200,
GET THE MOBILE LAB BACK,
262
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,108
STOP THE SOLAR FLARE,
AND WRESTLE A SHARK.
263
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,946
OH, WHAT? YOU'RE BIONIC,
AND WE'RE AT THE BEACH.
264
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,245
I'D LIKE TO DO ONE
FUN THING TODAY.
265
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,887
WE NEED TO TELL
MR. DAVENPORT.
266
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,993
HE'LL GIVE US THE MONEY
TO GET THE R.V. BACK.
267
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,825
NO. NO WAY.
WE CAN STILL FIX THIS.
268
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,972
COME ON, I KNOW HOW
WE CAN GET THE MONEY FAST.
269
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,028
CHASE, GET BACK HERE.
270
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:23,597
NO ONE'S GONNA PAY
TO SEE YOU WRESTLE
A SHARK.
271
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,866
WOW, DONALD, I'M IMPRESSED.
272
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,107
YOU HAVE
ALMOST MADE IT TO LUNCH
273
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,841
WITHOUT USING ANY OF
YOUR GADGETY GIZMOS.
274
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,148
YEAH, WHO NEEDS 'EM?
I AM SUPER RELAXED.
275
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,120
( giggles )
276
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,248
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN THE KIDS?
277
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,594
UH, YOU KNOW,
THEY'RE PROBABLY
IN THE ARCADE.
278
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,590
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA GO CHECK
ON 'EM. BYE!
279
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,393
COME ON, WORK FOR DADDY.
280
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,155
( OOPF! )
281
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,629
EXCUSE ME, MISS.
BILLIONAIRE GENIUS,
282
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,174
POTENTIAL WORLD CRISIS.
DO YOU MIND? THANK YOU.
283
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,036
HEY! OW!
284
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,144
DO YOU MIND?
I AM ON THE PHONE!
285
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,076
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
286
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,016
STEP RIGHT UP
AND SEE THE WONDERS
287
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,221
OF LEO'S LEGENDARY
BOARDWALK FREAK SHOW!
288
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,353
SIDE SHOW.
289
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,887
WHATEVER.
290
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,323
FIRST,
291
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,357
DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION
AND YOUR DOLLARS
292
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:24,302
TO ADAM, THE INCREDIBLY
BUT NOT SUSPICIOUSLY
293
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,171
STRONG MAN!
294
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,329
HEY, LITTLE GIRL.
295
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,037
YOU LIKE BUNNIES?
296
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,910
ME TOO. CHECK THIS OUT.
297
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,139
( clank )
298
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,113
Crowd: OHH!
299
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,216
WHOA!
300
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,421
HERE YOU GO.
301
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,952
( clank )
302
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,157
Leo: OH-HO!
303
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,318
( applause )
304
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,027
WOW.
305
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,659
WASN'T THAT AMAZING,
FOLKS?
306
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,704
NOW, KEEP YOUR EYES
AND YOUR WALLETS OPEN
307
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:03,070
FOR BREE, THE MAGNIFICENT
MISTRESS OF MAGIC.
308
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,013
OKAY, DO I HAVE
A VOLUNTEER?
309
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,169
NOPE?
310
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,437
OKAY, LOOKS LIKE
IT'S YOU, BIG GUY.
311
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,976
OKAY, PEOPLE,
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE SHELL.
312
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,948
WHERE IS IT?
313
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,085
NOPE. AND LOOK
WHAT'S OVER HERE.
314
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,090
BAM! YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.
315
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,233
( applause )
316
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:31,100
YOU KNOW, I NEVER
WOULD HAVE GUESSED
YOU WERE BALD UNDER THERE.
317
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:34,701
HER FLYING FINGERS
ARE QUICKER THAN
THE HUMAN EYE,
318
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,174
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
A SIMPLE TRICK THAT'S
NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE
319
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,144
ONCE YOU KNOW HOW IT'S DONE.
320
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,242
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
321
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,744
LET'S KEEP IT GOING
FOR THE AMAZING CHASE,
322
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,077
WHO WILL...
323
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,386
WHAT CAN YOU DO
THAT WON'T BORE PEOPLE?
324
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,419
I GOT THIS.
325
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,488
NOW, IF SOMEONE
COULD KINDLY GIVE ME
326
00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,264
A PRIME NUMBER
WITH AT LEAST FOUR DIGITS,
327
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,263
I WILL MATHEMATICALLY
EXTRAPOLATE--
328
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,255
GREAT JOB!
LET'S GIVE HIM A HAND!
329
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,427
YEAH!
330
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,395
HEY.
331
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,504
ADAM, GO MAKE
ANOTHER BUNNY.
332
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,436
MAKE A BUNNY.
333
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,311
( siren squawking )
334
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,775
GREAT SHOW, LITTLE MAN.
335
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,179
THANK YOU.
336
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,451
I WAS TALKIN'
TO HIM, DUDE.
337
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,049
YOU TOTALLY BOMBED, BRO.
338
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,420
NOW, UNLESS YOU DUDES
WANT TO SHOOT THE CURL
339
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,522
ON A LONGBOARD OF HURT,
340
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,264
YOU'D BEST SHOW ME
YOUR PERFORMANCE PERMITS,
341
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,560
LIKE, RIGHT NOW.
342
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,091
WE DON'T HAVE PERMITS.
WE'RE BUSTED.
343
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,297
OH, RELAX.
344
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,498
HE'S WEARING FLIP-FLOPS,
345
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,599
AND HIS SQUAD CAR
HAS HANDLEBARS.
346
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,242
HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL COP.
347
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,014
YET HE HAS A REAL JAIL.
348
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,782
OKAY, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
LEFT FOR US TO DO--
349
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:55,521
WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY
TO GET IN TOUCH WITH
MR. DAVENPORT FAST.
350
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:58,188
UH, I'LL JUST CALL HIM.
351
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,218
DAVENPORT!
352
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,292
( laughing )
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED!
353
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,525
I DID NOT STEAL ANYTHING.
354
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,300
THAT WOMAN
COMMITTED ASSAULT
WITH A DEADLY FLOATIE!
355
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,029
AAH!
356
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,238
LONG STORY SHORT,
BIG "D"--
357
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,313
BOTCHED MISSION,
WORLD IS DOOMED,
358
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,242
SOLAR FLARE'S A-COMIN.
359
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,247
OOPSIE!
360
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,148
YOU KNOW, AN HOUR AGO,
I WAS A LITTLE FREAKED OUT
361
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,151
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT WAS HAPPENING,
362
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:33,223
BUT NOW I THINK I PREFER
THE MYSTERY.
363
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,353
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
364
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,217
I CAN USE MY STRENGTH
TO BREAK US OUT.
365
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,256
GOOD ONE. OKAY,
WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO DISTRACT
366
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,062
CAPTAIN COCOA BUTTER
OVER THERE.
367
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:47,865
IF ONLY WE HAD
A BURRITO OR, LIKE,
A MONSTER WAVE, DUDE.
368
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,200
LUCKILY, THERE IS
A GENIUS INVENTOR
IN THE HOUSE.
369
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,538
EVERYBODY EMPTY
YOUR POCKETS. COME ON.
370
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,112
UH, TWO DIMES.UM.
371
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,481
NINEBOBBY PIN.ERY.
372
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,109
BOBBY PIN?
373
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,605
WHAT? BREE HAD
A 9-VOLT BATTERY,
374
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,347
BUT NO ONE SAID
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!
375
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,451
ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS TAKE THESE ITEMS
376
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,656
AND FASHION A MAKESHIFT
PHONE OUT OF THEM.
377
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,359
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
THIS IS A BUNCH OF
POCKET STUFF.
378
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,692
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
WITH THIS.
379
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,395
( surfer music
IT WORKS! plays )
380
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,396
HELLO? tone plays )
381
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,213
WHAT?
382
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:28,578
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
SOMEONE'S TOWING
MY SCOOTER, DUDE?
383
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,475
NOW'S OUR CHANCE.
ADAM, BE DISCREET.
384
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,687
JUST TURN THE LOCK PIN
EVER SO SLIGHTLY--
385
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,360
( OOPS. )
386
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,460
OR THAT'LL WORK TOO.
LET'S GO!
387
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,373
OH, NO! EVERYTHING
GOT ALL MESSED UP
388
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,702
WHEN THE MOBILE LAB
GOT TOWED!
389
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,367
THIS IS BAD.
THIS IS REALLY BAD.
390
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:03,577
YEAH, IT IS.
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS
TO GET MY R.V. BACK,
391
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:07,310
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS
FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT,
392
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:10,347
AND A HUNDRED DOLLARS
FOR STEALING A CELL PHONE.
393
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,653
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
394
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,724
THAT WAS YOU!
395
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,464
THERE IS
A SOLAR FLARE
396
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,689
HEADED TOWARDS US
RIGHT NOW!
397
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,955
AHH, I'M FREAKIN' OUT!
398
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,363
LOOK, DON'T PANIC.
399
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,726
IN SIMULATIONS,
YOU GUYS HAVE LAUNCHED
THIS ROCKET IN TWO MINUTES,
400
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,336
AND YOU'VE STILL GOT...
401
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,738
LAUNCH WINDOW CLOSES
IN 60 SECONDS.
402
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,410
...HALF THAT.
OKAY, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER.
403
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,610
ADAM, PICK UP THAT ROCKET.
404
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,311
LEO, FIND THE LAUNCH KEYS.
BREE, CONSOLE.
405
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,614
AND, CHASE, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO HELP ME
406
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,405
FIGURE OUT
THE LAUNCH VECTORS.
407
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,477
THE VECTORS ARE CORRUPT
IN EVERY SYSTEM.
408
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,685
THE COMPUTER
ISN'T FAST ENOUGH
TO RECALCULATE THEM.
409
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,658
BREE, HOW MANY WORDS
CAN YOU TYPE IN A MINUTE?
410
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:52,658
RIGHT. I KNEW THAT.
OKAY, TYPE THIS IN.
411
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,762
LAUNCH TO 60,000 FEET...
412
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,764
THEN CHANGE ALTITUDE
TO GENERATE NEGATIVE Q ALPHA
413
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,366
WITHIN 4% OF
PREDICTED TRAJECTORY,
414
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:03,499
AND THEN FIRE ROCKET
THRUSTERS TO INITIATE...
( indistinct remark )
415
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,966
Both: DONE.
416
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,405
LAUNCH WINDOW CLOSES
IN TEN...
417
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,411
LEO, THE LAUNCH KEYS.
418
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,543
I-I FOUND 'EM,
I FOUND 'EM.
419
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:14,508
THEY HAVE TO BE TURNED
AT THE SAME TIME.
420
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,277
WHERE'S THE OTHOVER THERE.
421
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,286
...FOUR... THREE...
422
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,789
TWO...
423
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,420
...ONE.
424
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,804
EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD.
IT'S ON TARGET.
425
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,409
SOLAR FLARE NEUTRALIZED.
426
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,345
IT WORKED! WE DID IT!
427
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,345
Bree: YES!
428
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,354
OKAY, NOW THAT THAT'S
FINALLY TAKEN CARE OF,
429
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,816
CAN WE PLEASE GO HAVE
FUN AT THE BEACH?
430
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,424
ABSOLUTELY.
431
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,656
YES!
432
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,560
( KlWHAT NOW?!s )
433
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,833
NOTHING. I'M JUST
MESSING WITH YOU.
IT'S MY CAR ALARM.
434
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,633
REALLY?
435
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,367
* LAB RATS
436
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,305
OH, HEY, GUYS.
OH, I MUST HAVE
DOZED OFF.
437
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,842
DID YOU ALL HAVE
FUN TODAY?
438
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,846
YEAH, TONS OF FUN.
439
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,548
WE WEREN'T IN JAIL,
THAT'S FOR SURE.
440
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,510
GREAT.
441
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:24,318
WELL, I HAVE HAD MY FILL
OF FUN FOR THE DAY,
442
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,051
SO... LET'S GO HOME.
443
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,615
WHA-- GO HOME?
444
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:30,364
BUT WE DIDN'T GET TO DO
ANYTHING FUN YET.
445
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,330
WAIT. IF YOU GUYS
HAVEN'T HAD FUN ALL DAY,
446
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,859
THEN WHAT
HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
447
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,057
HOME IT IS, THEN.
448
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:40,696
( overlapping chatter )
449
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,436
* LAB RATS
450
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,340
* LAB RATS
451
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,387
* LAB RATS
452
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,394
* LAB RATS
453
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,630
Voice: YES!
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