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**
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UGH. OKAY. TOILET'S CLEAN.
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BATHTUB'S CLEAN,
SINK IS CLEAN.
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AND MAY I JUST SAY,
YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING.
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HERE IS YOUR CHORE MONEY.
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SWEET!
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I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SEE
THE NEW PIG ZOMBIE MOVIE
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AND GET A T-SHIRT.
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PIG ZOMBIE: CRUISE
SHIP MASSACRE IN 3-D.
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HUNGRY HOGS ON THE HIGH SEAS.
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LEO, I DON'T WANT YOU
WASTING YOUR BRAIN,
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YOUR MONEY OR YOUR TIME
ON THAT TRASH.
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YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SEE
PIG ZOMBIES.
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END OF DISCUSSION.
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UH-UH.UT--
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MMMMRPH!
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GLAD TO SEE WE WERE ABLE
TO TALK THIS OUT.
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LEO, I KNOW YOU WANT
TO BE A SUPERHERO,
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BUT THAT'S THE WORST
COSTUME EVER.
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I WAS CLEANING THE BATHROOM,
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SO I COULD GET SOME MONEY
TO SEE MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
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BUT SOMEONE WHO SHALL
REMAIN NAMELESS...
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WON'T LET ME GO.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU GET PAID MONEY
JUST FOR CLEANING STUFF?
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OH, YEAH.
MOST KIDS HAVE CHORES.
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YOU CLEAN THINGS
AROUND THE HOUSE,
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AND THEN YOU GET AN ALLOWANCE
FROM YOUR PARENTS.
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I WANT MONEY!!
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OH, I WANT A BIG
FURRY HAT
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SO I CAN WEAR IT
TO SCARE ANIMALS.
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YOU GUYS CAN
FINISH MY CHORES.
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THERE'S NO REASON
FOR ME TO HAVE MONEY
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SINCE MISS SPANK-MANAGER
PUT A FREEZE ON MY FUN ACCOUNT.
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SO WHERE SHOULD WE START?
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JUST LOOK AROUND THE HOUSE
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AND SEE WHAT NEEDS
TO BE CLEANED.
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I GOT THIS.
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OH! THAT'S WHERE I LEFT
MY LUCKY FLOSS!
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IF YOU USE THAT,
I WILL HURL.
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AND THEN I WILL CLEAN UP
THAT HURL. KA-CHING!
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PERFECT!
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( ding )
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YOU COULD EAT OFF
OF THIS FLOOR.
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COULD, CAN, AND WILL.
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WOW. YOU GUYS JUST DID
A DAY'S WORTH OF CHORES
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IN THREE MINUTES.
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YOU KNOW, IF THIS WHOLE MISSION
THING DOESN'T WORK OUT,
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I CAN BUY A MINIVAN,
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AND WE CAN OPEN UP
A CLEANING SERVICE.
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HERE YOU GO.
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OH, MAMA JUST GOT A NEW
PAIR OF SHOES.
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I AM NOW WORTH SEVEN DOLLARS.
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I WISH I KNEW HOW TO COUNT.
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JUST MAKE SURE YOU ALL SPEND
YOUR MONEY RESPONSIBLY.
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OH! HEY, GUYS.
I GOT MY NEW SPRAY-ON JEANS!
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HOW IS THAT RESPONSIBLE
SPENDING?
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27 PAIRS IN ONE CAN.
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THAT'S ONE FOR EVERY DAY
OF THE MONTH.
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Narrator:
THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
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FASTER, SMARTER--
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?
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**
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**
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HEY, GUYS.
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THE NEIGHBORS ARE SELLING THEIR
STUFF IN THE FRONT YARD.
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I SPENT MY LAST FIVE BUCKS
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ON THIS WHOLE BASKET
OF USED SOCKS!
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YOU DON'T EVEN WEAR SOCKS.
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HELLO? SOCK PUPPETS.
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I SPENT MY CHORE MONEY
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STARTING MY HIDEOUS BABIES
COLLECTION.
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HERE'S LIP-SORE LIZZY,
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PINK-EYE PEGGY,
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AND LIMITED EDITION
TRIPLE-CHIN CHUCK.
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WHAT'D YOU BUY, CHASE?
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I BOUGHT FINANCIAL SECURITY.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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JUST ME AND MY MONEY
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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I'M SAVING EVERY LAST DOLLAR.
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FRIENDS COME AND GO,
BUT MONEY IS FOREVER.
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HEY, GUYS. HOW'S IT GOING?
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GREAT, NOW THAT YOU'RE BACK.
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MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY,
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
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IS SOMEONE COOKING BACON?
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OH, TURKEY BACON.
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I'M COOKING IT
IN MY NEW BACON PACK.
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IT'S A BACON COOKER!
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ON MY BACK IN A PACK
IN CASE I WANNA SNACK.
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I'M GLAD YOU GUYS
ALL LOVE YOUR CHORES
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BUT YOU ALREADY
DID EVERYTHING.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK.
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WHAT?
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NO, NO WAY.
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I'M DOWN TO MY LAST
TWO PAIRS OF SPRAY-ON JEANS.
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AND I HAVE TO GET
THAT DROOLING DEBBIE DOLL.
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SHE'S PART OF A SET
WITH BARFY BETTY.
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HOW CUTE IS SHE?
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NOW, NOW, NOW.
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IF ONLY YOU HAD
SAVED YOUR MONEY.
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YOU'D BE FEELING AS SECURE AS--
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
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I NEED MORE MONEY TOO.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHY DON'T WE JUST
SELL OUR THINGS
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LIKE THE NEIGHBORS DID?
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THERE IS PLENTY OF STUFF AROUND
HERE THAT NO ONE USES.
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WELL, YEAH, LIKE,
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THIS FIGURINE.
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OR THIS BOOK.
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OR THIS PILLOW.
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HEY, I USE THAT.
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FOR WHAT?
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WHAT? YOU ASKED.
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( music box plays, warbling )
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WISH WE COULD KEEP TASHA
IN A BOX LIKE THAT.
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EDDIE, THIS IS A JEWELRY BOX
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THAT TASHA'S GRANDMOTHER
GAVE HER.
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IT'S BEEN BROKEN FOR YEARS,
AND I AM GOING TO RESTORE IT,
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AND SURPRISE HER WITH IT.
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YEAH. I'M PERFECT.
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OOH! IF YOU REALLY WANNA
SURPRISE HER,
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LET'S SPLIT TOWN AND NOT LEAVE
A FORWARDING ADDRESS.
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ONLY THING IS, I HAVE TO FIND
A PLACE TO HIDE IT
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WHERE SHE WON'T FIND IT.
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SHE GOES IN THERE.
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THERE TOO.
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WHA--
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THERE. NOW, EDDIE, DON'T TELL
ANYBODY ABOUT THIS, OKAY?
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YOU ACT LIKE I ENJOY
CAUSING TROUBLE.
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OH, BY THE WAY,
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TASHA SAYS SHE WISHES
YOU WERE TALLER.
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( loud groan )
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I'M GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB
AND SAY SOMETHING'S WRONG.
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THE NEW PIG ZOMBIE MOVIE
COMES OUT THIS WEEKEND
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AND I CAN'T GO.
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WAIT, DID YOU SAY "PIG ZOMBIE?"
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THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT HOME...
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Both:
TO EAT YOUR FACE!
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( screams )
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NO WAY! YOU LIKE PIG ZOMBIES?
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DO I BREATHE?
THEY'RE ONLY THE
GREATEST MOVIES
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IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES
EVER MADE EVER.
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I KNOW! I MEMORIZED
EVERY LINE BY HEART.
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AND MY PSYCHOTIC PIG OINK
IS DEAD ON.
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( zombie squeal )
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FINALLY, I HAVE SOMEBODY TO
WATCH THESE MOVIES WITH.
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BREE HATES THEM.
ADAM'S SCARED OF THEM.
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AND CHASE ALWAYS
RUINS THEM WITH LOGIC.
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"A PIG CAN'T PEEL A BANANA,
A PIG CAN'T CRACK A SAFE."
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"A PIG CAN'T JUMP
AN 18-WHEELER
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OVER AN UNFINISHED
SECTION OF HIGHWAY."
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DUH, YOU JUST SAW IT HAPPEN.
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YOU JUST SAW IT HAPPEN!
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IT'S RIGHT THERE.
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WAIT, WHY CAN'T YOU GO
SEE THE NEW ONE?
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BECAUSE I--
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HAVE NO ONE TO TAKE ME.
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WELL YOU DO NOW.
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WE'LL GO SEE THE
NEW ONE ON FRIDAY
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AND THEN SUNDAY
WE'LL WATCH
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THE BIG PIG MARATHON ON TV.
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IT'LL BE OUR PIG ZOMBIE
PORKAPALOOZA.
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AWESOME!
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YOU THINK WE SHOULD
INVITE YOUR MOM?
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NO!
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WE SHOULD KEEP THIS
OUR LITTLE SECRET,
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'CAUSE SHE'S MORE INTO THE
VAMPIRE-COW FLICKS.
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YEAH, THOSEYEAH.GOOD THOUGH.
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I VANT TO CHEW YOUR CUD!
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( moos )
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**
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WELCOME TO OUR
INDOOR YARD SALE.
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NICE TO TOUCH,
PRETTY TO HOLD,
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BUT IF YOU BREAK IT,
CONSIDER IT SOLD.
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NOW THIS IS A RARE JAR
OF PEANUT BUTTER.
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EXPIRED ALMOST
THREE YEARS AGO.
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( sniffs )
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I DON'T KNOW IF
ANYONE REMEMBERS,
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BUT 2009 WAS A FANTASTIC
YEAR FOR PEANUTS.
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YOU CAN HAVE THAT
FOR 10 BUCKS.
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NOTHING SAYS FASHION
LIKE MEAT ON YOUR BACK.
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HEY, THOSE ARE THE BEST.
I HAVE ONE JUST LIKE IT.
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DID YOU JUST SELL ADAM'S
BACON BACKPACK?
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THAT IS SO WRONG AND GREEDY
AND UNDERHANDED OF YOU.
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I'LL GIVE YOU HALF
TO BUY YOUR SILENCE.
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DIDN'T SEE A THING.
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HEY, GUYS.
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND STUFFED
BEHIND THE SHELF IN THE LAB.
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OH, NICE.
A JEWELRY BOX.
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OH, YEAH. I WAS THINKING WE
COULD SELL THE BUBBLE WRAP,
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BUT YEAH,
WE COULD SELL THIS TOO.
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( popping )
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I'LL GIVE YOU 30 BUCKS
FOR THAT OLD JEWELRY BOX.
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30 BUCKS?
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FINE 50.
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50 BUCKS?
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OKAY. 70 BUCKS,
FINAL OFFER.
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SOLD!
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WHO'S THE MASTER NEGOTIATOR?
THIS GUY.
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THAT WAS THE
GREATEST MOVIE EVER.
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A PIG ON WATER SKIS?
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
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OH, AND HOW ABOUT THE PART
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WHEN THE PIG DISGUISED HIMSELF
AS PART OF THE MIDNIGHT BUFFET?
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NO, NO, NO!
STOP TALKING!
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DO YOU NOT KNOW THE PHRASE,
"SPOILER ALERT?"
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OH, SORRY, EDDIE.
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT
THE BIG SURPRISE ENDING
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WHERE THE MAIN PIG TURNS OUT TO
HAVE BEEN DEAD THE WHOLE MOVIE.
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OH! SHUTTING DOWN!
SHUTTING DOWN!
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OH, HEY, LET'S KEEP
THIS QUIET, REMEMBER?
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WE DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO KNOW WE SAW THE MOVIE.
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IT'S OUR THING.
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RIGHT. OKAY.
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HEY, YOU WANNA HELP ME FIX
YOUR MOM'S JEWELRY BOX?
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I WOULD, BUT I HAVE
SOMETHING FUN TO DO.
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WAIT, WHERE'D IT GO?
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I HID IT RIGHT HERE
AND NOW IT'S GONE.
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( warbling )
WELL, MAYBE SHE FOUND IT
AND THREW IT IN THE TRASH,
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'CAUSE IT'S SUCH A CHEAP,
LAME-O GIFT.
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EDDIE, TWO WORDS.
MUTE BUTTON.
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HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN
A JEWELRY BOX?
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IS IT A LITTLE
BROWN WOODEN ONE
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WITH A GOLD HEART
ON TOP OF IT?
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HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
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NOPE, NOT ME.
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ME NEITHER, AG--AGAIN.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED TO IT.
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IT WAS TASHA'S GRANDMA'S.
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I WAS GONNA FIX IT FOR HER
AND SURPRISE HER WITH IT.
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IF YOU GUYS SEE IT,
JUST LET ME KNOW.
232
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,380
SESEE--T?
233
00:11:55,415 --> 00:12:00,015
SEE, UH, THAT NEW REALITY
SHOW ABOUT THE DOG
234
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,923
AND THE-- AND THE BEAR.
235
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:05,155
THEY, UH, FALL IN LOVE
AND FIGHT CRIME. IT'S ADORABLE.
236
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,827
IT'S ON TV RIGHT NOW.
LET'S GO WATCH IT.
237
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,725
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE SOLD
TASHA'S JEWELRY BOX.
238
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,068
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE
RUINED HIS SURPRISE.
239
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,144
I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE
BOUGHT THIS PEANUT BUTTER.
240
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,742
( gags )
241
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,407
HUH. CHUNKY.
242
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,452
EVERYTHING KEEPS
DISAPPEARING.
243
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:35,964
I CAN'T FIND MY FAVORITE MUG,
ALL THE SPOONS ARE GONE.
244
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:39,259
I HAD TO EAT MY BREAKFAST
CEREAL WITH A STEAK KNIFE.
245
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,132
YEAH, I CAN'T FIND MY
PIG ZOMBIE T-SHIRT ANYWHERE.
246
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,732
OH, THAT, I PUT
IN THE LAUNDRY
247
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,833
SO IT'D BE FRESH
FOR TOMORROW'S MARATHON.
248
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,036
WAIT, YOU PUT WHAT
IN THE WHO WITH WHERE NOW?
249
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,907
MOM!
250
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:55,139
OR SHOULD I SAY, DEAREST WOMAN
WHO CONSTANTLY SACRIFICES
251
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,135
FOR MY HAPPINESS.
252
00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:01,007
LET ME FOLD THAT FOR YOU.
JUST FOLD THAT.
253
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,218
LEO, IF I DIDN'T
KNOW ANY BETTER,
254
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,250
I WOULD THINK YOU
WERE LOOKING FOR THIS!
255
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:12,758
"I SURVIVED PIG ZOMBIE
3-D CRUISE SHIP MASSACRE."
256
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,362
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO TELL ME?
257
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,763
THAT'S NOT MINE.
258
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,067
EXTRA SMALL.
259
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,969
YOU HAVE A TINY HUSBAND.
260
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,266
I LOVE YOU?
261
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,505
**
262
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,417
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
WENT BEHIND MY BACK
263
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,119
AND SAW THOSE FREAKY,
MONSTER PIG THINGS.
264
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,422
AND LEO, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIE
265
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,324
WHEN YOUR MOM SAID NO.
266
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,056
YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?
267
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,462
YEAH, BUT I HAD NO IDEA
YOU SAID HE COULDN'T GO
268
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:51,564
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T TELL ME.
269
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,498
SO YOU LIED TO BOTH OF US.
270
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:57,873
OH, NO. I LIED TO HIM.
I DISOBEYED YOU.
271
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,437
YOU'RE GROUNDED.
NO TV FOR A WEEK.
272
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:05,305
I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU
NOT TO SEE THAT MOVIE.
273
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,175
COME ON, THIS ISN'T FAIR.
274
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,124
I DON'T LIKE HIGH-HEELED SHOES
AND LADY MAGAZINES,
275
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,919
BUT I DON'T TELL YOU NOT TO BUY
THEM WITH YOUR MONEY.
276
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,821
SORRY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO STOP
HIM BEFORE HE BURIED HIMSELF.
277
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,086
BUT I WAS WAY TOO LATE.
278
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,401
SO, THAT NEIGHBOR WHO
BOUGHT THE JEWELRY BOX
279
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,431
AGREED TO SELL
IT BACK TO US.
280
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,195
YES!
281
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,473
FOR $200.
282
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,940
YES! WAIT,
IS THAT MORE THAN 70?
283
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,914
IT'S AN ANTIQUE,
284
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,910
SO THAT'S HOW MUCH
HE'S SELLING IT FOR.
285
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,842
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH.
286
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,106
WELL, WE COULD SELL
YOUR STUPID DOLLS.
287
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:42,016
OR, WE COULD SELL
YOUR STUPID FACE,
288
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,249
ALTHOUGH I DOUBT
ANYONE WOULD BUY IT.
289
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,354
AND I'M NOT SELLING
MY BACON BACKPACK.
290
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,116
NOT JUST BECAUSE
I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE
291
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,615
AND I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE I PUT IT.
292
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:55,358
YOU KNOW, WE DON'T HAVE TO GIVE
UP OUR MONEY OR OUR THINGS
293
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,465
IF CHASE COUGHED UP A FEW
BUCKS FROM HIS WRIST VAULT.
294
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,228
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
295
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,497
I DIDN'T SELL TASHA'S
JEWELRY BOX, ADAM DID.
296
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,635
OH, I DIDN'T WANT TO SELL IT.
297
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,570
I WANTED TO SELL
THE BUBBLE WRAP.
298
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,235
WE ALL AGREED
TO HAVE A SALE.
299
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,535
NOW GIVE US THE MONEY,
YOU GREEDY, LITTLE BRAT.
300
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,307
NO, GET AWAY FROM ME.
301
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:16,575
NO ONE IS GETTING NEAR
MY BEAUTIFUL BOX OF CASH.
302
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,115
( loud whirr )
303
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,118
HEY!
304
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,256
I'LL TAKE SPEED
OVER SMARTS ANY DAY.
305
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,492
( wind howls )
306
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,427
( laughs )
307
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,902
LOT OF GOOD THAT'LL DO HER.
308
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,130
SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE KEY.
309
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,965
AND NEITHER DO YOU.
310
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,183
( groans )
311
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:46,250
MUST...GET...THE MONEY!
312
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,145
MUST...GET...THE KEY!
313
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,616
THERE YOU ARE!
314
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,559
AHA!
315
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,591
GET HER!
316
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,697
( both groan )
317
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,630
GIVE ME BACK MY BRIEFCASE.
318
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,465
NEVER!
319
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,629
OKAY, THEN.
320
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,397
( electricity crackling )
321
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:11,937
( yells )
322
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,311
HA! MAGNETISM APP.
323
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,341
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING,
DID YA?
324
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,206
GET HIM!
325
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,049
( laughs )
326
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,694
TRY TO GET ME NOW.
IT'S LOCKED.
327
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,159
OH, HE THINKS HE'S SO SMART?
328
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,025
WE'LL JUST USE THE DRYER TO BLOW
THE MONEY OUT OF HIS HANDS.
329
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,165
( keyboard beeps )
330
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,440
( loud fan whirrs )
331
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,442
NO, PLEASE!
COME BACK, OLD FRIENDS!
332
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,205
COME BA-A-ACK!
333
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,983
HA! YEAH!
334
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,751
NOW LET'S SUCK THE MONEY
OUT BY REVERSING THE FAN.
335
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,550
ADAM, NO!
336
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,651
WE'VE GOT TO STOP IT!
337
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,088
NO!
338
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,563
NO!
339
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,331
OH, YOU WERE LIKE,
ADAM, NO.
340
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,559
YOU WERE LIKE, ADAM, NO.
THE FAN WILL SHRED THE MONEY.
341
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,055
NOW I GET YA.
342
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,001
LOOK AT YOU SHOWERING
IN YOUR MONEY.
343
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,706
I PREFER TO BATHE IN MINE.
344
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:29,117
ADAM AND BREE STOLE MY MONEY
AND TURNED IT INTO CONFETTI.
345
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,379
I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET
CHASE'S MONEY
346
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,448
TO BUY BACK
THE JEWELRY BOX
347
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,715
THAT ADAM SOLD.
348
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,364
THAT'S RIGHT.
CHASE'S MONEY.
349
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,690
WHO'S MONEY?
CHASE'S MONEY.
350
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,285
IT WAS MINE!
IS WAS ALL MINE!
351
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:44,657
WHOA, BACK UP.
DID SOMEBODY SAY JEWELRY BOX?
352
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,127
Both:
ADAM SOLD IT!
353
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,797
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS
HAVE EXACTLY TWO SECONDS
354
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,566
TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING
ON STARTING NOW.
355
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,814
WE SAW LEO HAD CHORES
AND EARNED MONEY,
356
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,609
SO WE WANTED CHORES
TO GET MONEY,
357
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,041
WE CLEANED THE WHOLE HOUSE,
THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO CLEAN,
358
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,605
SO WE HAD NO CHORES
AND NO MONEY...
359
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,454
( increasing dialogue speed )
360
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,149
...AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
361
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:06,549
WHAT? YOU SAID
TWO SECONDS.
362
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,156
WE'RE SORRY,
MR. DAVENPORT.
363
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,789
WE WERE DOING CHORES
TO MAKE MONEY
364
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,263
BUT WE WANTED MORE MONEY.
365
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,132
SO, WE HELD A YARD SALE.
366
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,462
IN THE HOUSE.
367
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,725
YOU LET PEOPLE
IN THE HOUSE?
368
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,068
NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING, BUT DON'T WORRY.
369
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,743
ONLY ONE PERSON TOOK
A NAP IN YOUR BED.
370
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,844
WHEN WE FOUND OUT THE JEWELRY
BOX WAS IMPORTANT,
371
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,446
WE FOUGHT OVER ALL THE MONEY
JUST TO BUY IT BACK.
372
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,609
HOW COULD YOU SELL
MY THINGS?
373
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,847
OH, IT'S SUPER EASY.
374
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,722
YOU JUST PUT SIGNS UP
AND PEOPLE GO NUTS.
375
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,820
I MEAN, THEY SHOW UP
BEFORE YOU'RE EVEN READY.
376
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:46,293
LOOK, GUYS, MONEY CAN MAKE
PEOPLE GREEDY AND SELFISH.
377
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,156
I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S HARD
TO TELL LOOKING AT ME
378
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,655
BECAUSE OVER THE YEARS
I'VE LEARNED TO HIDE IT
379
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,466
WITH MY DEBONAIR
OUTER CHARM.
380
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,599
WE CAN GET
THE JEWELRY BOX BACK
381
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,844
WE JUST NEED $200.
382
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,869
FOR THAT PIECE OF JUNK?
383
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:02,305
I MEAN, UH,
THAT'S REASONABLE.
384
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,252
BUT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE
TO WORK OFF THAT $200
385
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:08,318
BY DOING EVERY FILTHY,
386
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:11,478
DISGUSTING CHORE
IN THE HOUSE FOR A MONTH.
387
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,788
NO PROBLEM.
388
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,619
WITHOUT USING YOUR BIONICS.
389
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,824
THAT'S A PROBLEM.
390
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,486
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME.
I'VE GOT TWO HELPERS.
391
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,256
I LOVE TO CLEAN!
SCRUB, SCRUB, SCRUB, SCRUB.
392
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,895
SERIOUSLY, MR. DAVENPORT,
393
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,144
I WILL DONATE SOME
OF MY BRAIN CELLS
394
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,209
JUST TO EVEN THINGS
OUT A LITTLE BIT.
395
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,381
**
396
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,609
WELL, IT'S 5:00.
397
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,145
AREN'T YOU MISSING
PIG ZOMBIE SPRING BREAK:
398
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,720
PIGS GONE WILD?
399
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:49,562
YEAH, BUT, IT WON'T BE
THE SAME WITHOUT LEO.
400
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,359
LOOK, I KNOW HE LIED,
BUT IT WAS REALLY COOL
401
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,262
BONDING WITH HIM
OVER THOSE THINGS.
402
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,864
THE PIG ZOMBIE MOVIES
WERE OUR THING.
403
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,825
WE FINALLY HAD A...THING.
404
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:01,727
I HAVE AN IDEA.
405
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,798
YOU WANNA WATCH
PIG ZOMBIES WITH ME?
406
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:04,896
I KNEW YOU WOULD
COME AROUND.
407
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,507
SCORE! YES.
408
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,909
OH, HONEY, NO.
409
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,781
I'M A GROWN UP.
410
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,182
( loud squealing, explosions )
411
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,684
AAAAH!
412
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,847
( laughter )
413
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,957
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU CONVINCED MOM
414
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,589
TO LET ME WATCH THIS
MARATHON WITH YOU.
415
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,434
HA. IT WAS EASY.
416
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,699
I JUST TOLD HER THAT INSTEAD
OF GROUNDING YOU FOR A WEEK,
417
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,928
SHE SHOULD LET
YOU WATCH THIS.
418
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,232
AND THEN GROUND
YOU FOR A MONTH.
419
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,443
YOU DID LIE.
420
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,738
OH, I WAS KINDA HOPING
YOU FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
421
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,871
YEAH, I KINDA DIDN'T.
422
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,807
BUT NICE TRY THOUGH.
423
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,852
STILL, THIS IS
TOTALLY WORTH IT.
424
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,608
I THOUGHT SO.
( laughs )
425
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:51,347
TALK ABOUT A PORK CHOP.
( squeals )
426
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,694
( both scream )
427
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,534
ALL RIGHT,
KEEP 'EM CLOSED.
428
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,628
KEEP 'EM CLOSED.
429
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,960
ALL RIGHT.
430
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,364
( thunk )
OW!
431
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,656
WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING.
432
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,399
ALL RIGHT, SIT DOWN.
THERE YOU GO.
433
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,436
OKAY.
434
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,911
AND...OPEN 'EM!
435
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:14,870
All:
SURPRISE!
436
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,507
OH!
437
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,453
YOU FIXED MY GRANDMOTHER'S
JEWELRY BOX!
438
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:22,249
IT TOOK A LONG TIME,
439
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,721
BUT LEO AND I PAINSTAKINGLY
RESTORED IT
440
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,521
TO ITS ORIGINAL
CONDITION.
441
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:29,423
EMPHASIS ON THE
PAINSTAKING PART.
442
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,657
THAT IS SO SWEET
OF YOU GUYS.
443
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,062
All: OH!
444
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,673
I'LL CLEAN THAT UP.
FOR FIVE BUCKS.
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