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Tasha:
OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING!
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN
TO AUSTRALIA BEFORE.
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HEY, MAYBE YOU'LL
LIKE IT SO MUCH
YOU WON'T WANT TO COME BACK!
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DONALD, HONEY, DO YOU
HAVE THE PLANE TICKETS?
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(laughs) HONEY, WE'RE TAKING
MY FULLY AUTOMATED PRIVATE JET.
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(scoffs) PLANE TICKETS.
WHY DON'T WE JUST
SLAP ON A BUNCH OF STAMPS
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AND MAIL OURSELVE(laughs)
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PRIVATE JET.
THAT WORKS.
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SCORE!
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OKAY, LEO,
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE
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YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH
TO STAY AT HOME WITHOUT US.
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ME? WHAT ABOUT THEM?
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THEY WERE DESIGNED
TO GO ON MISSIONS
AND SAVE THE WORLD.
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YOU WERE DESIGNED
TO BREAK STUFF.
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DON'T WORRY,
I KNOW THE RULES--
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NO TOUCHY-TOUCHY
YOUR STUFFY-STUFFY.
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LEO, I'M SERIOUS.
THERE'S MILLIONS OF DOLLARS'
WORTH OF TECHNOLOGY HERE.
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SO NO GOOF-UPS,
NO EXPLOSIONS,
NO FIRES--
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT GOING.
I'M NOT GOING.
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DONALD, LEO WILL
BE RESPONSIBLE.
HE IS A BIG BOY.
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SWEETIE, I LEFT YOUR
FLAME-RETARDANT UNDIES
ON THE DRESSER.
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MR. DAVENPORT,
LEO WILL BE FINE.
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I MEAN, WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT COULD HAPPEN?
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FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.
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I'VE MADE AN ACTUARY CHART
WHICH COVERS EVERY
POSSIBLE CATASTROPHE.
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YOU HAVE AN 82% CHANCE
OF COMING BACK TO
A PERFECTLY NORMAL HOUSE.
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HAPPY TRAVELS.
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DON'T WORRY!
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EDDIE IS HERE TO MONITOR
EVERY ROOM IN THE HOUSE.
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HE IS LIKE
A VIRTUAL BABY-SITTER.
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YEAH, AND I VIRTUALLY
CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS.
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BIG D, I GOT THIS.
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NO EXPLOSIONS, NO GOOF-UPS,
NO FIRES, NO FLOODS--
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WAIT. I DIDN'T
DONALD, LET'S GO!!!
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(aOKAY, BE CAREFUL.s)
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THERE'S AN INFLATABLE RAFT
IN THE CLOSET.
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ALGOODBYE! GO!.
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WHOO-HOO!
PARTY IN THEWHOO!
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DID YOU NOT HEAR
WHAT DAVENPORT JUST SAID?
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
REOH, RIGHT.
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I'LL BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE SNACKS.
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LEO, YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR BLOWING UP THAT RAFT!
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WHOO-HOO!
PARTY IN TYEAH!!!
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WHOO-HOO!
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AND HE'S WORRIED ABOUT ME?
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Narrator:
THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS--
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?!
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**
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AAAH!
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AUSTRALIA LOOKS INTERESTING.
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BUT I'D REALLY LIKE TO
CHECK OUT NEW YORK.
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YEAH, WELL, MAYBE SOMEDAY
WHEN WE'RE OLDER--
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OR NOW.
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AND WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
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I AM COMBINING FOODS.
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BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING
AND TOMATOES IS PROBABLY A NO,
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BUT BEING HOME ALONE
AND DOING WHATEVER I WANT
IS A HUGE YES,
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SO I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY!
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OH, THAT IS BAD.
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CHASE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AT DAVENPORT'S COMPUTER?
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I'M PULLING A PRANK ON HIM.
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THE NEXT TIME HE CHECKS
HIS BANK ACCOUNT,
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IT'S GONNA BE IN EUROS!
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BAM!
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SAME VALUE,
BUT STILL FUNNY, RIGHT?
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NO.
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NO, NO--
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GIVE IT TO ME.
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WHERE WERE YOU?
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WELL, I WAS HEADED
TO NEW YORK CITY,
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BUT I GOT STUCK IN JERSEY.
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CHECK OUT MY BLING. BOOM!
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HOW'S YA LIKE
THEM SPARKLERS?
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BREE,
LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
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YOU GOT BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING
ALL OVER MY BROCCOLI!
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WHAT A DELICIOUS MISTAKE!
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AW, I'M SORRY, ADAM.
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I MEANT TO GET IT
ON YOUR FACE!
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HO HO! BOOM ON
THROWIN' PUDDIN' HERE!
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OH, LOOK!
CHASE AND PUDDING!
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I HADN'T THOUGHT OF
THAT COMBO!
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BREE, YOU ARE GOIN' DOWN.
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BRING IT!
ADAM, PULL MY HOOPS!
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HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY!
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STOP! I REALLY
NEED THIS WEEKEND
TO GO WELL FOR ME.
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CHILL OUT, LEO.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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WE'RE JUST HAVING
A LITI'M NOT.
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IF DAVENPORT TRUSTS ME
TO STAY HOME ALONE,
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THEN NEXT HE'LL GIVE ME
A PROJECT IN THE LAB,
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AND THEN HE'LL LET ME
GO ON A MISSION WITH YOU.
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DON'T YOU WANT ME TO
GO ON MISSIONS WITH YOU?
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NOT SO MUCH.
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OKAY, THAT'S IT.
NO MORE CRAZY FOODS,
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NO MORE PRANKING DAVENPORT,
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AND NO MORE BREAKING YOUR CURFEW
TO GO TO NEW YORK.
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JERSEY!
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WHATEVER.
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THIS GUY,
WHAT A NUDGE.
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JUST GET IN YOUR CAPSULES
AND GO TO SLEEP.
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I'LL TURN ON A NIGHTLIGHT
FOR YOU.
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( whirring )
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OHHH!
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EW! IT FEELS LIKE
MY STOMACH JUST POPPED!
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CAN I LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN
A CRACK?
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NO.
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ALL RIGHT, BUT IT MIGHT
BLOW OPEN BY ITSELF.
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THAT SUNSET
WAS SOYEAH.TIFUL.
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EVERYTHING LOOKS BETTER
OUT THE WINDOW OF
YOUR OWN PRIVATE JET.
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YOU KNOW, IF I WASN'T
SO ACCOMPLISHED, I'D PROBABLY
SOUND LIKE A JERK.
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OH, NO, HONEY.
YOU DO SOUND LIKE A JERK.
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OH, NO. I THINK I FORGOT
TO UNPLUG THE LEMP.
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I BETTER CALL HOME.
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YOU ARE JUST MAKING UP WORDS
SO THAT YOU CAN CHECK
ON THE KIDS.
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"THE LEMP"? WHERE'S THAT,
ON THE TOBLE NEXT TO THE BID?
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THE LEMP IS A LOCALIZED
ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE.
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I THINK I LEFT IT
ON THE CONSOLE
IN THE LAB.
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DON'T YOU MEAN "THE LEB"?
( laughs )
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IT'S NOT FUNNY.
IF ONE OF THOSE KIDS
TURNS IT ON,
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IT COULD FRY EVERY
ELECTRICAL CIRCUIT
IN THE WHOLE HOUSE.
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IT'S LATE.
DON'T CALL AND WAKE THEM UP.
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BESIDES, IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG,
EDDIE WILL CALL US.
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Eddie: UNLESS I STOWED AWAY
ON YOUR TABLET.
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I STOWED AWAY
ON YOUR TABLET!
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I'M ON VAY-CAY!
LET'S PARTY!
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CAN I GET A "WHOOP WHOOP"?
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( LEMP beeping )
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( whirring )
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( alarm wailing )
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( whimpering )
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( whistling carefree tune )
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GOOD MORN--AAAHH!
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Chase: LEO?
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LEO? IS THAT YOU?
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WHAT HAPPENED?!
ALL I DID WAS GO TO SLEEP!
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LEO, SOMETHING
HAPPENED TO MY VISION.
I CAN ONLY SEE PIXELS.
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I'M OKAY.
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BUDDY UP WHAT'S.
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HE SOUNDS DIFFERENT.
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YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE
HE CAN ONLY SPEAK BACKWARDS.
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IT WAS FUN FOR ABOUT
THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES--
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NOW I JUST WANT TO
RIP HIS HEAD OFF.
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WAIT.
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WAIT, WHERE'S BREE?
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AND IF YOU SAY
SHE WENT TO PARIS
FOR CREPES,
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I'M GONNA LOSE IT!
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS.
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SOMETHING WOKE US UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
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SHE STARTED BOUNCING
AROUND THE ROOM LIKE A PINBALL,
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AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING SINCE.
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I'M GONNA--ALL RIGHT.
OKAY. OKAY, I'M GONNA--
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I'M GONNA CALL HER
AND I'M GONNA GET HER BACK.
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( computer dials )
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Leo: BREE! NO!
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PLEASE DON'T TELL ME
YOU'VE GONE BACK IN TIME.
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NO! I JUST WOKE UP
AND STARTED RUNNING.
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THE NEXT THING I KNEW,
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE DESERT,
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MY FEET WERE SMOKING,
AND MY NAVIGATION SYSTEM
WAS ALL GOOFED UP.
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MY PHONE'S ABOUT TO DIE!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO...
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BREE! BREE!
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OH-UH.
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GUYS, A LITTLE HELP HERE,
PLEASE.
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OKAY. OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT, AND...
THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
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UHHHH!
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HA HA HA HA!
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THE KIDS SHOULD
BE UP BY NOW.
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AND IF THEY'RE NOT,
IT'LL BE MY DISTINCT PLEASURE
TO WAKE THEM UP.
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WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!
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WELL, IT'S EITHER
MR. DAVENPORT'S RADON GAS ALARM,
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OR IT'S HIS EMERGENCY PHONE.
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AND BEING THAT NONE OF US
HAVE PASSED OUT YET,
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IT'S HIS EMERGENCY PHONE!!!
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( loud beeping )
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OH--NO--
HEY. HEY.
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DAVENPORT INDUSTRIES,
HOME OF THE LITTLE MAN'S
BIG DREAMS.
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LEO SPEAKING.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
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LEO! WHAT'S GOING ON?
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NOT A THING. WATCHING CARTOONS,
EATING CEREAL. YOU KNOW,
SATURDAY MORNING THINGS.
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CARTOONS WATCH WANT TO I!
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WAS THAT ADAM?
LET ME TALK TO HIM.
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UM...NO,
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IT'S THE TV.
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I'M WATCHING CAPTAIN BACKWARDS.
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HE SAVES THE DAY
IN THE BEGINNING AND...
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DOES ALL THE BORING STUFF
AT THE END.
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IT'S A TERRIBLE SHOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I WATCH IT.
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WHAT ABOUT BREE?
IS SHE AROUND?
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NO. YOU KNOW GIRLS.
SHE'S KNEE-DEEP IN
MAKEUP AND UNICORNS.
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(whispers)
What am I saying?!
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LOOK, LEO, I NEED YOU
TO DO ME A FAVOR.
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I NEED YOU TO UNPLUG THE LEMP
ON THE CONSOLE.
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( snickering )
"LEMP."
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OH. YOU MEAN...
THE NIGHTLIGHT?
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IT'S NOT A NIGHTLIGHT.
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IT'S A LOCALIZED
ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE.
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PLEASE TELL ME
YOU DID NOT TURN IT ON.
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( LEMPNO.mming )
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NO, I DID NOT. UM...
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I SHOULD GO.
TELL MY MOMMY I LOVE HER.
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OH, I WILL. OKAY.
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WHAT DID HE SAY?
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HE SAID,
"TELL MY MOMMY I LOVE HER."
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HE SAID "MOMMY"?
HE'S HIDING SOMETHING.
TURN THIS PLANE AROUND.
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TURN THIS PLANE
AROUND!!!
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LEO! WE ARE COMING HOME
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RIGHT NOW!
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( disconnects )
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THEY'RE COMING HOME RIGHT NOW.
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WHAT?!
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"TELL MY MOMMY
I LOVE HER"?
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I'M SORRY. WHEN I FREAK OUT,
I TALK BABY TALK.
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00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,862
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS
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TO TAKE A NIGHT-NIGHT
WITH MY BINKY.
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LEO, HOW COULD YOU
TURN ON THE LEMP?!
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IT'S A GIANT GLITCH MACHINE!
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THAT'S WHAT
GOOFED US ALL UP!
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OHHHH.
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SO THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS
THAT DAVENPORT TALKS ABOUT
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH?
222
00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:01,048
GOOD TO KNOW...
GOOD TO KNOW.
223
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,963
LOOK, WE HAVE TO FIX THIS
BEFORE THEY GET HOME.
224
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:10,434
I'LL LOCATE BREE'S SIGNAL
AND SEND HER THE COORDINATES
SO SHE CAN FIND HER WAY BACK.
225
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,203
I THOUGHT
YOU COULDN'T SEE.
226
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:16,402
OH, LEO.
GENIUS HAS NO BOUNDARIES.
227
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,766
WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE
THAT YOUR LACK OF SIGHT
228
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:24,337
HASN'T TAKEN AWAY FROM
YOUR SENSE OF SUPERIORITY.
229
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,407
( beeping )
230
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,716
OH, GOOD,
IT'S FLASHING
"SIGNAL RECEIVED."
231
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,848
BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT YOU GUYS?
232
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:35,324
WELL, MR. DAVENPORT DID
INSTALL AN EMERGENCY VIDEO FILE
ON MY INTERNAL HARD DRIVE.
233
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,055
BUT WE'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO
WATCH IT IN AN EMERGENCY.
234
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,391
OH, UP WAKE!
EMERGENCY IT IS THIS!
235
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,966
Donald:
SO IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS,
236
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:53,012
I MUST HAVE GONE TO THAT
BIG HARD DRIVE IN THE SKY.
237
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:59,076
HOW COULD THIS
HAVE HAPPENED?!
I WAS SO YOUNG!
238
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,982
( crying )
LOOK AT ME!
239
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:05,294
I WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
AND TALENTED AND SMART...
240
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,748
THIS IS AWFUL!
241
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,757
RIGHT ABOUT NOW
I'M SORT OF GLAD
I CAN'T SEE THIS.
242
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,861
IS THAT REALLY WHAT HE WORE
TO SAY HIS FINAL FAREWELL?
243
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:20,066
SLAP ON A SUIT, DUDE!
YOU'RE ON A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!
244
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,100
NOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY IN CRISIS,
SO FIRST THINGS FIRST.
245
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,907
IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO
HAVE ME CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN,
246
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:30,040
JUST CHUCK ME IN THE FRIDGE
FOR NOW, IT'LL HAVE TO DO.
247
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,577
DON'T YOU LET HIM
NEAR MY COLD CUTS!
248
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,452
OH, AND, UH,
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO PLAY
249
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,924
MY SUPER FUNERAL MIX
AT MY SERVICE.
250
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,285
ALSO, MONEY IS NO OBJECT,
251
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,894
SO I'D LIKE
A SUPER-HUGE BLOW-OUT,
252
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:50,057
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING BEFITTING
A MAN AS AWESOME AS I...
253
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,097
WAS.
254
00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,340
I'M SORRY. YOU GUYS
MUST MISS ME SO MUCH!
255
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,152
IS THERE A FAST-FORWARD?
256
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,018
YEAH. THERE ARE
DIFFERENT CHAPTERS.
257
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:11,118
OKAY, SEARCHING,
SEARCHING, SEARCHING...
258
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,391
STOP!
THERE IT IS.
259
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,890
WELL, THAT'S EERILY SPECIFIC.
260
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:23,158
GET INTO THE MIDDLE CAPSULE
WITH BARE FEET
261
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,896
AND PRESS YOUR HANDS AGAINST
THE SIDES OF THE CYLINDER.
262
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,203
THIS CONNECTS THE CIRCUIT,
INITIATES A REBOOT,
263
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,195
AND WILL REPAIR ALL THE DAMAGE.
264
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:34,007
OKAY. ONCE I RESTORE
MY SETTINGS, WE CAN
GET THINGS BACK TO NORMAL
265
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,081
BEFORE TASHA AND DAVENPORT
GET HOME.
266
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,249
AND THEY'LL NEVER KNOW
HOW THOROUGHLY AND COMPLETELY
YOU MESSED UP.
267
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,651
( video powers down )
268
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:59,133
( loud humming )
269
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:02,066
( whooshing )
270
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,472
WHERE AM I?
271
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,214
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
272
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,939
OH, GREAT!
273
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:11,235
HA! JUST KIDDING.
YOU'RE NEXT.
274
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,608
LUCK ME WISH.
275
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,115
IF HE'S GONNA TAKE
HIS SHOES OFF, WE MIGHT
WANT TO TAKE A STEP BACK.
276
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,958
( humming, whooshing )
277
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:29,029
WHOO!
I THINK I'M OKAY.
278
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:32,132
WAIT, MY VOICE ISN'T
COMING OUT OF MY BUTT,
IS IT?
279
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,036
AND HE'S BACK.
280
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:42,339
OKAY, EVERYTHING'S CLEANED UP.
NOW ALL WE NEED IS BREE.
281
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,635
NO PROBLEM.
I'M TRACKING HER RIGHT NOW.
282
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,507
ACCORDING TO THIS,
SHE SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.
283
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,617
THAT TOOK FOREVER.
284
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,249
MY PHONE DIED,
AND I HAD TO BUY A MAP--
285
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,545
A PAPER MAP.
286
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:58,187
I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW
HOW HARD IT IS TO
FOLD THIS THING UP?
287
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:03,357
A MAP? DIDN'T YOU GET
THE COORDINATES I SENT YOU?
288
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,666
WHAT COORDINATES?
I DIDN'T GET ANY COORDINATES.
289
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,599
WAIT. IF BREE'S HERE,
THEN WHAT ARE YOU TRACKING?
290
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:13,206
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S PROBABLY JUST A BIRD.
291
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,080
( beeping faster )
292
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:26,219
OR NOT.
293
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:30,223
GUYS, THIS IS ONE OF
MR. DAVENPORT'S DRONES.
294
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:34,027
I MUST HAVE SENT IT
THE COORDINATES INSTEAD OF BREE!
295
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:37,501
OH, YEAH. A GIANT
FLYING PIECE OF METAL
AND A TEENAGE GIRL--
296
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,330
I SEE HOW YOU CAN
GET THAT MESSED UP.
297
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:44,297
I MESSED IT UP
BECAUSE MY VISION
WAS IMPAIRED--
298
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,637
BY YOU, MR. TOUCHY-STUFFY
MOMMY-MISSER.
299
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:52,676
CHASE, LET'S NOT PLAY
THE BLAME GAME.
300
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:57,352
GUYS, THIS DRONE CONTROLS
ALL OF MR. DAVENPORT'S
GPS TECHNOLOGY,
301
00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:01,294
INCLUDING THE PLANE THAT
HE'S FLYING ON RIGHT NOW.
302
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:05,231
WHAT?! WHY WOULD HE
KEEP THE COMMAND CENTER
FOR ALL OF HIS TECHNOLOGY
303
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,228
FLYING AROUND IN THE SKY?
304
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,030
PROBABLY BECAUSE
YOU'RE DOWN HERE.
305
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:18,237
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
I KNEW LEO WASN'T READY
TO BE LEFT HOME ALONE.
306
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,241
HOW COULD I LET YOU
TALK ME INTO THIS?
307
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,343
YOU TALKED ME INTO THIS!
308
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,545
DONALD, LET'S NOT
PLAY THE BLAME GAME.
309
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,278
THIS IS SO WEIRD.
310
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,245
I PROGRAMMED THE JET
TO TAKE US HOME,
311
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,153
BUT IT'S NOT READING
THE COORDINATES FROM MY DRONE.
312
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,385
I'M SORRY. YOUR WHAT?
313
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,220
I HAVE AN ORBITING DRONE
THAT COORDINATES ALL OF MY--
314
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,725
Eddie:
DON'T BOTHER, DONNIE!
SHE'LL NEVER BE ONE OF US!
315
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,528
SHE'S DIAL-UP IN A 4G WORLD.
316
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,666
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT
WE ARE JUST RANDOMLY
FLYING AROUND RIGHT NOW,
317
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,339
NO FLIGHT PLAN, NO PILOT?!
318
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,469
GEE, TASHA,
THIS SOUND PRETTY SERIOUS!
319
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,374
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUMP OUT.
320
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,407
UNLESS ONE OF MY OTHER COMPUTERS
TAKES THE CONTROLS
321
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:58,814
AND LANDS THIS JET FOR ME.
322
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,305
WAIT. HE'S GONNA
FLY THE PLANE FOR US?
323
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,578
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME!
324
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:07,346
BUCKLE UP, SUGAR.
IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE!
325
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,587
EDDIE!!!
326
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,331
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S THE LAST
OF THE BROKEN GLASS.
327
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,801
AND THE DRONE IS FIXED.
328
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,069
GO AHEAD, CHASE, HOP IN.
329
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,338
HA HA! THAT'S A JOKE,
'CAUSE YOU'RE SO TINY.
330
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,369
( laughing )
331
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,814
YET MY BRAIN IS STILL
TWICE THE SIZE OF YOURS.
332
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,740
OH, YEAH? WELL...I-I--
333
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,507
YEAH, YOU GOT ME.
334
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,681
WE'LL DEAL WITH THAT LATER.
335
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,346
LET'S FOCUS ON GETTING ADAM
AND THE DRONE OUTSIDE
336
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:42,356
SO WE CAN LAUNCH IT
OFF THE ROOF
AND BACK INTO THE SKY.
337
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,455
THEY'RE WALKING UP
THE DRIVEWAY!
338
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,704
THEY ARE WALKING
UP THE DRIVEWAY!!!
339
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,395
Eddie: WELL, TASHA,
LOOKS LIKE
340
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,274
THE STUPID COMPUTER
GOT YOU HOME SAFE!
341
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,444
GUESS IT'S TIME
TO GO BACK IN THE WALL.
342
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,772
OH! HERE, LET ME HELP.
343
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,408
AAAH!
344
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:08,384
WELL, IT CERTAINLY HAS
BEEN A JOY TRAVELING
WITH YOU TWO.
345
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,548
Eddie:
YOU ARE ON THE LIST, CUPCAKE!
346
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,816
OKAY!!!
347
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:20,364
HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
THE HOUSE IS IN ONE PIECE.
348
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,733
WELCOME HOME, MOMMY.
349
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,832
OKAY...
350
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,204
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO?
351
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,904
JUST CHILLIN'. YA KNOW.
352
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:32,435
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
NOTHING AT ALL.
353
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,482
YOU TWO--
ALWAYS SO SUSPICIOUS.
354
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,508
HMM.
355
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,317
I DON'T SMELL ANY FIRES...
356
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,620
AND NO ONE'S IN
A FULL BODY CAST.
357
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,252
WAIT--WHERE'S ADAM?
358
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,387
ADAM? UH, ADAM IS...
359
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:55,403
RIGHT HERE WARMING UP
YOUR WELCOME HOME HUGS.
BRING IT IN, PEOPLES!
360
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,928
OOH! OKAY.
361
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:04,170
WELL, I GUESS
WE OVERREACTED.
362
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,573
RIGHT. I WILL GO RESCHEDULE
OUR TRIP TO AUSTRALIA.
363
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:11,507
THIS TIME ON A BIG PLANE
WITH AN ACTUAL PILOT.
364
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,354
WHAT IS THAT?
365
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,451
( crashing )
366
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,592
BY THE WAY, WE FORGOT
TO RESET THE COORDINATES.
367
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:25,462
RESET THE COORDINATES?!
368
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,697
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY
369
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,699
TOUCHED MY STUFF!!!
370
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,404
MOMMY.
371
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:47,583
SO NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED
WHILE I WAS GONE?
372
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,624
NO. JUST THE DRONE THING.
373
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,319
YEP, JUST THAT
DRONE THING.
374
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,917
JUST THE DRONE THING.
375
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,726
AHH. ANYBODY WANT TO
SEE A SLIDE SHOW?
376
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,559
OOH! IS IS AUSTRALIA?
377
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,434
NO! HA HA!
378
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:07,533
IT'S MY SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS
THAT SHOW EVERYBODY'S MOVEMENTS
379
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,497
THROUGHOUT
THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
380
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:13,636
"HUH. I NEVER THOUGHT OF
USING MY PRICELESS GUITAR
AS A HAMMER."
381
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:17,643
"HEY, WHAT HAPPENS IF
I STICK MY HEAD IN HERE?"
382
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:21,007
"NOW THAT MY HAIR'S BIG,
I CAN GET ON ALL THE RIDES!"
383
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:24,777
"HERE WE ARE EXPLORING
THE DEEP, DARK WATERS
OF IDIOCY."
384
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:27,747
HA HA HA!
HEH...
385
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,632
SO...
386
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:36,329
SO YOU'RE ALL GROUNDED--
FOREVER!
387
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,573
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
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