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GUYS, WITH
THE DANCE COMING UP,
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I THOUGHT YOU
COULD USE A LESSON
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ON HOW TO ASK A LADY OUT.
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OH, GREAT. DO YOU KNOW
A GUY WHO CAN TEACH US?
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ME!
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YOU'RE GONNA WATCH ME
ASK OUT THE GIRL
OF MY DREAMS:
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DANIELLE.
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DANIELLE? ISN'T SHE
THE GIRL WHO USES YOU
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AS A FOOTSTOOL
IN MATH CLASS?
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WHERE ELSE IS SHE
SUPPOSED TO PUT HER
FEET-- ON THE FLOOR?!
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OPEN YOUR NOTEBOOKS, BOYS,
'CAUSE CLASS IS IN SESSION.
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HELLO, DANIELLE.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
A POLAR BEAR WEIGHS?
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ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE.
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I'M LEO DOOLEY.
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DIDN'T YOU SEND ME
87 E-MAILS?
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YEAH. THAT WAS
A SLOW DAY.
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OKAY, WELL,
SEE YOU LATER, LENNY.
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IT'S LEO, BY THE WAY.
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SO, LEO... WHAT SHOULD I
WRITE DOWN IN MY NOTEBOOK?
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I MEAN,
OTHER THAN "DENIED."
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NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN
CHEAT OFF OF ME.
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I HAVE, "SHE'S NOT GOING
TO THE DANCE WITH LENNY."
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ARE YOU GUYS TALKING
ABOUT THE DANCE TOO?
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WHY IS EVERYBODY
MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL
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OUT OF
THIS STUPID DANCE?
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NOBODY'S ASKED YOU YET,
HAVE THEY?
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NO!
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I REALLY WANT TO GO
WITH THAT GUY.
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HIS NAME IS ETHAN.
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WE SIT NEXT TO EACH
OTHER IN CHEMISTRY.
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COINCIDENCE?
I THINK NOT.
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* CHEMISTRY!
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WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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I GOT THIS.
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HE'S TALKING ABOUT A GIRL
HE THINKS IS CUTE.
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YEAH, BREE'S CUTE
AND I REALLY LIKE HER,
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BUT... I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO ASK HER OUT,
YOU KNOW?
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OOH! HE'S TALKING
ABOUT YOU!
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HE'S COMING OVER HERE
RIGHT NOW TO ASK YOU
TO THE DANCE.
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WHAT?! NO!
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NOW? WHY? REALLY?
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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ETHAN!
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WHAT A HUGE SURPRISE!
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TO SEE YOU HERE,
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FOR REASONS
WE DO NOT KNOW.
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HEY, ETHAN.
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HOW... UH, YOU KNOW...
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WE... UH, YOU KNOW...
DECIDED...
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WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE?
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WHERE'D SHE GO?
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UH, MORE IMPORTANTLY,
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WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE?
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Narrator:
THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
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FASTER, SMARTER--
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?
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**
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All: AAAAHHH!
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OKAY, YOU WIN.
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HEY, GUYS, I FINALLY
FIGURED IT OUT.
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OH, ME TOO!
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DO NOT EAT THE OUTSIDE
OF A PINEAPPLE.
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OOPH! THAT'LL
COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU!
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NO. I FIGURED OUT HOW
TO MAKE DANIELLE LIKE LEO.
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I RECORDED HER
WITH MY BIONIC HEARING.
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LET ME
PLAY IT BACK FOR YOU.
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Danielle: IN THE MOVIE,
THE HERO PUNCHED THE BAD GUY
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AND STOLE THE BABY RIGHT
OUT OF THE ALLIGATOR'S MOUTH.
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I WOULD SO GO OUT WITH
A GUY LIKE THAT!
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PERFECT!
YOU GET THE ALLIGATOR,
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I'M GONNA GO
ROUND UP THAT BABY!
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ADAM, NO.
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SHE WANTS A HERO.
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WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE
LEO LOOK HEROIC.
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WELL, THAT'S A DEAD END.
WHAT ELSE SHALL WE DO TODAY?
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IF ONLY THERE WAS
A WAY YOU COULD BORROW
MY BIONIC STRENGTH.
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I CAN'T DO THAT.
THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT.
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WAIT A MINUTE--
ADAM'S ON TO SOMETHING,
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WHICH IS
QUITE AN ACHIEVEMENT
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FOR SOMEONE THAT
DOESN'T KNOW HOW
TO EAT A PINEAPPLE.
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HEY, I GOT IT DOWN,
DIDN'T I?
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( whistling )
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NNO, NO, NO, I'M GOOD.
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HTHANK YOU!
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OOH! THEY'RE COMING!
COMMENCE PHASE ONE
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OF OPERATION LADY FOR LEO.
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( stilted delivery ) OH, NO!
THIS MAN IS TRAPPED!
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HE LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS
A HERO TO SAVE HIM.
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I WILL TAKE CHARGE
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AND HEROICALLY DO JUST THAT!
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( stilted delivery )
OH, NO!
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WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
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SAVE ME BEFORE
THE ALLIGATOR COMES--
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( kicks lockers )
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Wrong rescue!
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I WILL LIFT
THESE LOCKERS!
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ONE... TWO... THREE!
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SO HEAVY!
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( gasping )
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YOU'RE A TRUE HEROIC
TAKE-CHARGE HERO!
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OH, MY GOSH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT JUST HAPPENED!
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YOU KNOW, IT TAKES A BIG MAN
TO DO SOMETHING LIKE--
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HOW ARE YOU NOT HURT?
YOU MUST BE SO STRONG.
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WAIT. WHAT? NO!
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HE'S NOT THE STRONG ONE;
I'M THE STRONG ONE!
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HERO!
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MAYBE I SHOULD WALK YOU
TO THE NURSES' OFFICE.
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W-WHAT ABOUT LEO?
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HE'S NOT HURT.
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LOOK AT ME!
I'M AN OPEN WOUND!
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REALLY, I-I'M FINE.
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OKAY, GOOD, 'CAUSE
THE DANCE IS SATURDAY,
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AND I LOVE DANCING.
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MAYBE WE CAN HANG OUT.
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GREAT PLAN, CHASE.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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THAT DIDN'T GO
AT ALL LIKE WE
THOUGHT IT WOULD!
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YOU STOLE MY WOMAN!
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WHERE I COME FROM,
WE CALL THAT A LOVE CRIME.
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT
I LOOK BRAVE UNDER LOCKERS.
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I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU.
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HOW? BY SAYING YOU'D GO
TO THE DANCE WITH HER?
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I'M KEEPING MY OPTIONS OPEN.
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IT'S THE FIRST TIME A GIRL'S
EVER BEEN INTERESTED IN ME,
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AND IT'S KIND OF NICE.
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"OOH! IT'S KIND OF NICE
'CAUSE SHE HAS--"
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( screaming )
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STOP IT, LITTLE MAN!
YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF!
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HEY, HEY, HEY! NO! HEY!
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GUYS, THIS IS
GETTING OUT OF HAND.
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IT'S LIKE WATCHING
A CHIHUAHUA FIGHT A HORSE.
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IS DANIELLE REALLY
WORTH ALL OF THIS?
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YES!
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ADAM, YOU CANNOT GO
TO THE DANCE WITH DANIELLE.
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IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR--
LEO WANTED HER FIRST!
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HEY, ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE
AND FAKE LOCKER ACCIDENTS.
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FINE. HE CAN HAVE HER.
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IT'S TOO LATE.
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THE DAMAGE IS DONE.
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I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN.
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LEO, I'LL TALK TO DANIELLE.
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I'LL CONVINCE HER THAT
ADAM'S NOT AN OPTION
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AND THAT SHE SHOULD
BE WITH YOU.
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YEAH, GO TO
THE DANCE WITH HER,
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BUT EVERYBODY'S GONNA
THINK YOU'RE DATING
YOUR BABYSITTER.
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( screaming )
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AH.
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WELL, IF IT ISN'T LITTLE
MISS FLASH AND SCRAM.
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HA HA. VERY FUNNY.
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I THINK
I SCARED ETHAN OFF.
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YA THINK?
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YOU LEFT SKID MARKS
IN THE HALLWAY.
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WELL, I THINK
THERE'S ONLY ONE
WAY TO FIX THIS--
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I HAVE TO ASK
HIM TO THE DANCE.
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WELL, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE--
HE'S AT HIS LOCKER.
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UH, HEY, ETHAN,
COULD I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
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OH, NO.
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I'VE GOT TO MAKE IT QUICK
'CAUSE I'M ON MY WAY TO--
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BREE?
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OVER HERE.
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BUT... YOU WERE...
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OKAY, WHY ARE YOU
UP THERE?
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YOU KNOW, JUST...
HELPING OUT THE JANITOR.
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I MEAN,
THIS PLACE IS "DUST-AY"!
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HEY, BREHORRIBLE.IT GOING?
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ETHAN WAS GONNA
ASK ME TO THE DANCE,
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BUT I GOT NERVOUS
AND RAN AWAY.
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EVERY TIME I SEE HIM,
I PANIC AND ACT LIKE
A TOTAL...
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DORK MONSTER?
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HUGE DORK MONSTER.
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LOOK, YOU ARE
NOT THE FIRST GIRL
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TO ACT WEIRD AROUND
A BOY SHE LIKES.
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I FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM
AND JUMPED ON TOP
OF THE LOCKERS.
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YEAH, THAT'S
PROBABLY A FIRST.
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WHENEVER HE'S AROUND,
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I GET ALL FLUSTERED
AND GLITCHY,
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AND I JUST WANT
TO EAT MY FACE
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SO I DON'T SAY
SOMETHING STUPID.
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HONEY, NEXT TIME
YOU SEE HIM,
JUST BREATHE!
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STAY IN THE MOMENT,
AND YOUR JITTERS
WILL GO AWAY.
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OR JUST WEAR HIGH HEELS.
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THAT WAY,
WHEN YOU RUN AWAY,
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YOU'LL WIPE OUT
LIKE A DOWNHILL SKIER.
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HI... DANIELLE?
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SORRY TO BARGE IN
ON YOUR GOSSIP SESSION
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THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT
HAVE BEEN HAVING.
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REMEMBER THAT GUY
WHO HEROICALLY LIFTED
A WALL OF LOCKERS?
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THE TALL,
GOOD-LOOKING GUY?
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NO, ACTUALLY, THE SMALLER,
MORE INTERESTING-LOOKING GUY.
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OH! MY STURDY
LITTLE FOOTSTOOL!
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BINGO!
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ANYWAY, I KNOW
YOU LIKE MY BROTHER ADAM,
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AND THAT'S CREATING
A PROBLEM IN HIS
FRIENDSHIP WITH LEO,
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SO I WAS KINDA HOPING
THAT MAYBE YOU'D GO TO
THE DANCE WITH LEO INSTEAD.
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OH, THAT IS SO SWEET!
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YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT YOUR FRIEND!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I KNOW HOW TO FIX
THIS WHOLE THING.
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SEE? I KNEW THAT IF
I JUST TALKED TO YOU,
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EVERYTHING WOULD WORK OUT.
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SURE DID. I'M GONNA GO
TO THE DANCE WITH YOU!
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SEE YOU THERE, CUTEY!
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( gasps )
HI!
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GUYS!
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SO... HERE'S THE DEAL.
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DANIELLE'S NOT GOING
TO THE DANCE WITH
EITHER OF YOU.
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WHAT?! WHO'S
SHE GOING WITH?
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ME!
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HOW COULD YOU
SWIPE DANIELLE AWAY
FROM BOTH OF US?
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I DIDN'T
SWIPE HER AWAY, OKAY?
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SHE JUST KIND OF FELL
IN MY LAP LIKE A BEAUTIFUL,
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FLOWERY ANGEL FROM HEAVEN--
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WE GET IT!
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LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN
FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.
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OH, SO YOU'RE NOT
TAKING HER TO THE DANCE?
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OF COURSE I'M TAKING HER
TO THE DANCE.
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SHE'S LIKE A COTTONY-WHITE LAMB
WHO FROLICS IN A--
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WE GET IT!
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I MAY NOT KNOW
ANY DANCE MOVES,
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BUT A GIRL IS INTERESTED
IN ME FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
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HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT?
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OH, YOU SAY NO.
"N-O-O" NO!
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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO,
"IT'S NOT FAIR.
LEO HAD HER FIRST"?
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OKAY, YOU SAY
NOT TO DO SOMETHING,
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AND YOU DO
THE EXACT SAME THING.
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YOU'RE A TOTAL HYPNOTIST!
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YOU KNOW WHAT, ADAM?
230
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,294
I THINK WE SHOULD
GIVE CHASE A BREAK.
231
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,019
I MEAN, IT IS HIS
FIRST GO-AROUND
232
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,794
ON THE CAROUSEL OF LOVE.
233
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,794
WHAT?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
234
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,356
OH, HE'S ON
A CAROUSEL, ALL RIGHT,
235
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,104
AND HE'S RIDING
A BIG, PLASTIC HORSE
NAMED BETRAYAL!
236
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,770
LET'S FACE IT, ADAM,
237
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,173
THE BEST MAN WON.
238
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,014
OH, NO. I'M THE BEST MAN,
239
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,009
AND I'M GOING TO GET HER
BACK AT THE DANCE.
240
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:24,141
IT IS ON, "O-N-N" ON!
241
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,915
THANKS, LEO.
YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT MAD?
242
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:34,391
IF I CAN'T HAVE DANIELLE,
I'M GLAD YOU CAN.
243
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,287
DID YOU SAY YOU
DON'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE?
244
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,826
YEAH, BUT I'M JUST GONNA
DOWNLOAD A DANCE APP
245
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,232
OFF THE INTERNET
OR SOMETHING.
246
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,003
OH.
247
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,872
OKAY.
248
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,870
BUT IS
THE REFRIGERATOR DANCE
249
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,202
EVEN
ON THE INTERNET YET?
250
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:53,407
I MEAN...
IT'S JUST SO NEW.
251
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,880
THE WHAT DANCE?
252
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:59,849
( gasps ) YOU DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THE REFRIGERATOR DANCE?
253
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,924
EVERYBODY'S DOING IT, BUT...
254
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,491
I'M SURE
YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING.
255
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:09,088
WAIT! NO!
SHOW IT TO ME, PLEASE.
256
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,132
WELL, I DON'T REALLY
HAVE TIME TO...
257
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,929
OKAY,
HERE'S HOW IT GOES.
258
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,802
I CALL OUT AN ACTION,
AND YOU MIME IT.
259
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,301
LET'S TROKAY.
260
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,172
( beatboxing )
261
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,506
* OPEN THE FRIDGE
262
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,068
MORE FEELING!
263
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,507
( beatboxing )
264
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,954
* OPEN THE FRIDGE
265
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,451
* GET THE MILK
266
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,353
( beatboxing )
267
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,486
* CHECK FOR LEFTOVERS
268
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,555
* TOSS YOUR LEFTOVERS
269
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,997
* WITH A LITTLE BOOTY SHAKE
270
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,972
AND YOU SAID YOU DON'T
KNOW HOW TO DANCE.
271
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,875
AWW, WHERE'S DANIELLE?
272
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,281
SHE DUMP YOU ALREADY?
273
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,812
NO.
SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM.
274
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,547
AH. SHE'S PROBABLY
CLIMBING OUT OF THE WINDOW
TO GET AWAY FROM YOU.
275
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,559
HELLO, BOYS.
276
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,504
OKAY, IF YOU'RE GONNA
DANCE IN THOSE SHOES,
277
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,230
I SUGGEST WEARING A HELMET.
278
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,541
HEY, BREE.
WOW, YOU LOOK GREAT.
279
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,553
YEAH, I'M FINE. JUST...
280
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,423
GROOVIN' TO THE BEAT.
281
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,063
COOL. LET'S DANCE.
282
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,988
UM... I DON'T KNOW HOW.
283
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,393
COME ON, IT'S EASY.
284
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,964
YOU JUST
KIND OF MOVE A LITTLE
285
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:57,063
AND SPIN AROUND
THE DANCE FLOOR.
286
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,597
NOW YOU TRY.
287
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,272
OKAY.
288
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,301
MOVE A LITTLE, AND...
289
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,467
SPIN AROUND THE DANCE FLOOR.
290
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,976
( comical shouting )
291
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,581
OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON?
292
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,115
FIRST YOU
RUN AWAY FROM ME,
293
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,620
THEN YOU JUMP
ON TOP OF THE LOCKERS,
294
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,951
AND THEN YOU TRAP ME
INTO A DANCE CYCLONE.
295
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,918
I'M SORRY. I'M JUST...
296
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:27,357
REALLY NERVOUS 'CAUSE...
I KIND OF LIKE YOU.
297
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,904
WELL, I LIKE YOU TOO.
298
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,499
YOU KNOW HOW LONG
IT TOOK ME
299
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,971
TO BUILD THE COURAGE
TO WALK OVER HERE AND
ASK YOU TO THE DANCE?
300
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,672
I HAD TO PRACTICE
WITH MY MOM.
301
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,107
DID SHE AT LEAST SAY YES?
302
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,210
YEAH. WE'RE GOING
BOWLING FRIDAY NIGHT.
303
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:49,018
SO, YOU WANT TO TRY
THAT DANCE THING AGAIN?
304
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,149
YEAH, BUT LET'S WAIT
A COUPLE OF MINUTES.
305
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,024
I'M STILL NAUSEOUS
FROM THE LAST ONE.
306
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,085
THERE YOU ARE.
307
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,194
WANNA DANCE?
308
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:02,125
ACTUALLY, I'M FEELING
A BIT FAMISHED.
309
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,402
I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR THE REFRIGERATOR.
310
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,137
DO YOUR THING, BIG BOY.
311
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,109
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
312
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,041
* OPEN THE FRIDGE
313
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,676
* GRAB THE EGGS
314
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,350
* OPEN THE MAYO
315
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,549
* SPREAD THE MAYO
316
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,151
* ALL OVER YOUR FACE
317
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,353
* I WANT A PICKLE
318
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,015
* FISHIN' FOR A PICKLE
319
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,264
( laughing )
320
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:33,058
* NOW, GRAB THAT PICKLE
AND SWING *
321
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,333
STOP!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
322
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,262
I'M SWINGING
AN INVISIBLE PICKLE!
323
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:44,138
OH.
324
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,611
Ahem. Mmm.
325
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,538
THAT WAS THE WORST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN,
326
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:52,545
BUT IT ALSO
BROUGHT ME THE MOST
JOY I'VE EVER KNOWN.
327
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:56,079
NOW, HOW 'BOUT I SHOW YOU
HOW A REAL HERO DANCES?
328
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,320
AAAHHH!
329
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:08,202
TALK ABOUT A LIGHTWEIGHT.
330
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,998
OOH, HERE SHE COMES.
331
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,630
PUT ME DOWN!
332
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,471
BET CHASE CAN'T TOSS YOU
AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL.
333
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,143
GET AWAY FROM ME!
334
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:21,741
OH, COME ON! I HAVEN'T
EVEN SWUNG YOU AROUND
BY YOUR FEET YET!
335
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,284
( phonograph record
needle scratches )
336
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,223
CUE IT UP, G!
337
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,763
( dance music playing )
338
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,664
* WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
339
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,662
* GONNA ROCK OUR BODIES
LEFT TO RIGHT *
340
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:46,125
* LEFT TO RIGHT
341
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,196
* WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
342
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,335
* YEAH, WE'RE SHOOTING
FOR THE SATELLITES *
343
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,571
* SATELLITES
344
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,707
* DROP THE BEAT,
TROPICAL *
345
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,753
* THEY'RE GONNA MOVE
THEIR BODY TO THE GROOVE *
346
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,278
* FLY AWAY, SHY AWAY
347
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,253
* ROCK 'N' ROLL
WITH THE PUNCHES *
348
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,681
* DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
349
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,245
* WANNA GET IT RIGHT-RIGHT,
GET IT RIGHT TONIGHT *
350
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,424
* FLOATING THROUGH
THE CLUB LIKE A SATELLITE *
351
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,363
* ANY OF YOU KNOW
WHAT GOT US HERE? *
352
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,618
* SUPER PARTY'S ROCKIN'
IN THE ATMOSPHERE *
353
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,127
* OHH
354
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:16,559
* EVERYBODY'S GOING
OVER THE EDGE TONIGHT *
355
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,426
* EDGE TONIGHT
356
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,295
* OHH
357
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,843
* WE'RE MOVING THROUGH
THE SKY LIKE SATELLITES *
358
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,710
* SATELLITES
359
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:29,778
* WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT,
MAKE IT, MAKE IT *
360
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:33,409
* WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT,
MAKE IT, MAKE IT *
361
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,116
( cheers and applause )
362
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,320
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY, GIVE IT UP
363
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:45,115
FOR MY AUNT JANICE
AND HER BOOK CLUB!
364
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,328
THAT WAS AWESOME!
365
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,160
OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE
SOMETHING FOR THE KIDS.
366
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,267
SHALL WE?
367
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,229
CONSIDER IT SHALL.
368
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,873
EASY ON THE CAPE,
MAMA, IT'S CUSTOM.
369
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,347
( slow song ends )
370
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:11,315
( applause )
371
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,291
THE SONG IS OVER.
372
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,192
HELLO?
373
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,194
OH. SORRY.
374
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:22,496
YOU SMELLED SO GOOD,
I KIND OF PASSED OUT.
375
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,399
WHAT IS WITH
YOUR WEIRD FRIENDS?
376
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,400
YOU'D THINK THIS WAS
THEIR FIRST DANCE.
377
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:33,367
ACTUALLY... IT IS.
378
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,806
AH. HOMESCHOOLED, HUH?
379
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,412
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
380
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,309
SO, WANNA GO
GET SOME PUNCH?
381
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:49,392
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOTTA GO.
382
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,657
HEY, GUYS!
383
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,862
WHAT'S UP?
384
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,367
YOU ALREADY WON, LEO.
DO YOU HAVE TO RUB
OUR NOSES IN IT?
385
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,571
I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.
386
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:08,344
I'D NEVER DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS
TO MY FRIENDS, BUT..
387
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,635
YOU GUYS AREN'T MY FRIENDS.
388
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:13,276
LEO, "FIY," THIS IS
THE WORST APOLOGY EVER.
389
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,623
I'M SAYING
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIENDS
390
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,278
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHERS.
391
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,617
AWW!
392
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,792
YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE
THE BROTHER I NEVER HAD.
393
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,762
ADAM,
YOU HAVE A BROTHER.
394
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,261
NO, I KNOW. I SAID
LIKE THE ONE I DIDN'T HAVE.
395
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:33,372
YOU KNOW, LEO,
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO SHOULD APOLOGIZE.
396
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,800
WE'VE ALL BEEN JERKS.
397
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,974
NAH!
398
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,573
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S NEVER LET A GIRL
COME BETWEEN US AGAIN.
399
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,366
DEAL.
400
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,450
STARTING TOMORROW.
401
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,582
CUE IT UP, G!
402
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,548
( dance music playing )
403
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,786
* WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT,
MAKE IT, MAKE IT *
404
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,464
* WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT,
MAKE IT, MAKE IT *
405
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,462
* GONNA ROCK OUR BODIES
LEFT TO RIGHT *
406
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,555
* MAKE IT,
MAKE IT, MAKE IT *
407
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,566
* LEFT TO RIGHT,
RIGHT, RIGHT *
408
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,339
* EVERYBODY
GET DOWN TONIGHT *
409
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,538
* SENDING OUT A SIGNAL
LIKE A SATELLITE *
410
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,470
* I CAN SEE THE FLIGHT,
BUT IT AIN'T A-RISIN' *
411
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,365
( vocalizing )
412
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,377
* ROCK THE BEAT,
TROPICAL *
413
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,779
* THEY'RE GONNA MOVE
THEIR BODY TO THE GROOVE *
414
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,350
* FLY AWAY, SHY AWAY
415
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,950
* ROCK 'N' ROLL
WITH THE PUNCHES--
DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY *
416
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,851
* ANY OF YOU KNOW
WHAT GOT US HERE? *
417
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,993
* SUPER PARTY'S ROCKIN'
IN THE ATMOSPHERE *
418
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:32,018
* EVERYBODY'S GOING
OVER THE EDGE TONIGHT *
419
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,888
* EDGE TONIGHT
420
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,696
* OHH
421
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:39,398
* WE'RE MOVING THROUGH
THE SKY LIKE SATELLITES *
422
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,932
* SATELLITES
423
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,643
* LAB RATS
424
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,514
* LAB RATS
425
00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,751
* LAB RATS
426
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,921
* LAB RATS
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