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**
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OKAY, GUYS,
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YOU HAVE BEEN TRAINED
FOR ALL KINDS OF MISSIONS.
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BUT YOU ARE ABOUT
TO ENTER A SOUL-BRUISING,
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CONFIDENCE-CRUSHING
APOCALYPTICAL ENVIRONMENT:
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HIGH SCHOOL.
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ADAM, BREE, YOUR GLITCH TEST
RESULTS ARE FAIRLY STABLE.
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YES!
I'M GOING TO SCHOOL!
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I'M FAIRLY STABLE!
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BUT, CHASE, I AM STILL CONCERNED
ABOUT YOUR COMMANDO APP.
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COMMANDO APP?
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PUT ON SOME UNDERPANTS.
WE'RE GOING TO SCHOOL.
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NO, SEE, IN THE FACE
OF AN IMMINENT THREAT,
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CHASE'S COMMANDO
APP KICKS IN
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AND HE BECOMES
A FEARLESS BRUTE
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I LIKE TO CALL SPIKE.
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IT'S KINDA LIKE
A FIGHT-OR-FLIGHT THING,
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EXCEPT I TOOK OUT THE FLIGHT
PART, 'CAUSE, USELESS.
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AND I REPLACED IT
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WITH A TESTOSTERONE LEVEL
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OF LIKE A TASMANIAN
DEVIL-WOLVERINE-
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SHARK-LION HYBRID
THAT'S MAD.
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DON'T WORRY,
MR. DAVENPORT.
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I PROMISE THAT SPIKE
WON'T REAR HIS UGLY HEAD.
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OH, YEAH? YOU MEAN
LIKE LAST CHRISTMAS
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WHEN I MADE THE MISTAKE
OF GIVING ADAM BOXING GLOVES?
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( growls )
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ANYBODY ELSE CONFUSED ABOUT
THE DON'T-PUNCH-ME RULE?
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UGH. I'M STILL
COUGHING UP TINSEL.
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YOU KNOW,
LETTING CHASE GO TO SCHOOL,
ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
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I CAN'T RISK
SPIKE COMING OUT.
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OH, COME ON, BIG "D."
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CHASE HAS TO COME.
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WITH THESE GUYS,
I'LL FINALLY GET
A PRIME SPOT
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IN THE CAFETERIA.
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THAT'S RIGHT, Y'ALL.
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PUT ON YOUR COATS,
'CAUSE I'M ABOUT
TO RIDE YOUR TAIL!
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DON'T WORRY.
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WE'LL MAKE SURE HE STAYS
OUT OF TROUBLE, RIGHT GUYS?
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YEAH. IT'S ONE FOR ALL
AND ALL FOR ONE.
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UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU GUYS MAKE ME LOOK BAD,
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IN WHICH CASE,
I AM DROPPING YOU LAME-OS.
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MR. DAVENPORT,
I CAN'T MISS SCHOOL.
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THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF MY ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENTS
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AND CAREER TRAJECTORY.
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I MEAN, THE ROAD TO ASTRONAUT
LAWYER HAS TO START SOMEWHERE.
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OKAY.
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BUT I BETTER NOT GET
A CALL FROM THE ART TEACHER
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SAYING THAT SPIKE
RIPPED OUT HER LARYNX.
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ACTUALLY, SHE WOULDN'T
BE ABLE TO SAY ANYTHING,
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BECAUSE SPIKE RIPPED
OUT HER LAR--
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THE POINT IS JUST KEEP
HIM OUT OF TROUBLE.
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HEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
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( groans )
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LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT IF HE'S
THAT CLOSE TO THE GLOVES,
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IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
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Narrator:
THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
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FASTER, SMARTER--
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?
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**
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**
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OKAY, YOU GUYS.
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THAT'S PRINCIPAL PERRY.
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SHE HAS THE TEMPERAMENT
OF A JUNKYARD DOG
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STUFFED INTO A REALLY
BAD PANTSUIT.
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HEY, YOU!
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NO TONGUE RINGS IN SCHOOL!
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DON'T TRY TO HIDE IT.
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I WILL TAKE A METAL DETECTOR
TO YOUR FACE!
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THIS IS IT.
MY CHANCE FOR ROMANCE.
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ON TV, THE NEW GIRL
ALWAYS DROPS HER BOOKS
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AND THE CUTE GUY WITH THE
SOULFUL EYES PICKS THEM UP.
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OOPS! SORRY, I'M NEW.
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OKAY, YOUR SOCIAL LIFE
IS DETERMINED BY
WHERE YOU SIT.
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WE CAN'T SIT AT
THE COOL TABLE.
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BUT WE CAN BE
COOL TABLE ADJACENT.
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FYI, ADAM JUST SAT DOWN
AT THE COOL TABLE.
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Leo: WHAT?!
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HE CAN'T SIT THERE!
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THAT'S WHERE THE
FOOTBALL PLAYERS
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SIT WITH THE CHEERLEADERS.
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AND THEY PRIDE THEMSELVES ON
FINDING VERY CLEVER PLACES
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TO STUFF YOUR PUDDING CUP.
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THOSE GIRLS ARE
ACTUALLY TALKING TO HIM.
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AND THEY CAN'T TALK ABOUT
SHAPES AND COLORS FOREVER.
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SEE YA.
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NO!
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THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS
ARE GONNA TURN THEM
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INTO THE 5th FOOD GROUP.
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IT'S A RESCUE MISSION.
MOVE IN. MOVE IN.
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OH, HEY, GUYS.
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THESE GIRLS JUST TOLD ME
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WHEN THE FOOTBALL
PLAYERS GET HERE,
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I'M GETTING
A FREE PUDDING CUP.
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HI!
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( mumbles )
WALK AWAY.
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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YOU'RE IN GREAT DANGER.
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( players chanting )
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SORRY.fs )
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HEY. THAT'S MY SEAT.
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GET LOST BEFORE
I USE YOU LIKE A NAPKIN.
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CHASE, WE SHOULD
PROBABLY GO.
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HE'S NOT VERY ABSORBENT.
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OH, LOOK, A SPILL!
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I THINK I'M GONNA WIPE
IT UP WITH YOUR FACE.
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( low warbling )
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( deep voice )
THINK AGAIN, BUBBLENECK.
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I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR KNEECAPS
AND USE THEM AS HOCKEY PUCKS.
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OKAY, I DON'T MEAN
TO ALARM ANYONE,
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BUT I THINK
SPIKE'S BACK.
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO
YOU'RE MESSING WITH.
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OKAY?
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PUDDING CUPS!
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OHH, I'LL
TAKE THHEY!
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OOOOH!
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YOU'RE DEAD!
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( roars )
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YOU, OKAY, OKAY.
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YOU'RE LUCKY THAT WE HAVE TO GO
TO THE READING CENTER RIGHT NOW.
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( cheers & applause )
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( deep voice )
TAKE A SEAT, COMPADRES.
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THIS IS OUR TABLE NOW.
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HELLO, LADIES.
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YOU MAY REMEMBER
ME FROM HEALTH CLASS
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WHEN I PASSED OUT DURING
THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH VIDEO.
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IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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**
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( warbling )
HEY, DADDY'S HOME!
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THAT'S NEVER GONNA
STOP BEING WEIRD.
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I'LL BE IN THE LAB.
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WITH THE KIDS AT SCHOOL,
I'M GONNA GET SO MUCH WORK DONE.
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BUT I'M ALL ALONE.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA PLAY WITH ME.
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COME ON!
LET'S PLAY DODGE BALL!
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I'M A GROWN MAN,
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I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO PLAY DODGE BALL.
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BESIDES, YOU CHEAT.
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YOU DO TOO CHEAT.
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DO NOT.
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FINE. ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL PLAY ONE GAME.
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EDDIE. THAT'S CHEATING.
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AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN TRYING.
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BIG CHEATER.
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ALL RIGHT.
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MAKE ROOM FOR
THE ALPHA DOGS.
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WOOF! WOOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
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OKAY. DO THAT.
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WAIT, IF WE'RE
THE ALPHA DOGS,
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THEN...
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OH, I LOVE THIS!
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( deep voice )
WHAT'S THIS?
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THAT'S AN ALL
ACCESS HALL PASS.
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YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE
YOU WANT WITH THAT.
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I CAN GO ANYWHERE
I WANT ALREADY.
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THESE, UGH,
ARE MY HALL PASSES.
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OKAY, IF HE STARTS OILING UP,
I'M OUT.
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( low warbling )
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( normal voice )
COMMANDO APP DISENGAGED?
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GUYS!
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WHY WAS I IN
COMMANDO MODE?
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I DIDN'T SEE A COMMANDO MODE.
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OH, THAT'S GOOD.
EVERYONE KEEP LYING.
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YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED
TO WATCH OUT FOR ME.
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OH, WE WATCHED
THE WHOLE THING.
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YOU MANHANDLED THE QUARTERBACK
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AND PUDDING POPPED
THE WHOLE OFFENSIVE LINE!
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WHAT?
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AW, GREAT.
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THIS IS SO GONNA
COME BACK TO HAUNT
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MY SUPREME COURT
NOMINATION.
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YOU KNOW WHAT SPIKE WOULD
SAY TO THAT? NOTHING.
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HE'D RIP OUT YOUR RIB CAGE
AND PLAY IT LIKE A XYLOPHONE.
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YEAH, I LIKE HIM.
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HE'S LIKE A BIG, FUN MONSTER,
AND YOU'RE A SAD LITTLE BUDDY.
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I'LL GET SPIKE BACK.
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GET LOST BEFORE I USE
YOU LIKE A NAPKIN.
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( grunts )
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YEAH, THIS
ISN'T GONNA WORK.
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( warbling )
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GUESS WHO-OO?
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EDDY, I-- I REALLY
NEED YOU TO BE QUIET.
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ALL RIGHT. QUIET.
SSHHH!
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* WHO'S THE LUCKIEST
GIRL AT THE FAIR *
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* IT'S THE GIRL WHO
WAS RIGHT WITH ME THERE *
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SU-EEEEY!
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EDDY! YOUR SINGING VOICE
IS LIKE CATS BEING DRAGGED
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DOWN A BLACKBOARD.
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UH, SORRY.
YOU'RE WORKING.
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SHUSH!
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( hums a tune )
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EDDY. ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS,
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BUT YOU LEAVE ME
NO OTHER CHOICE.
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THERE. FINALLY.
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( musical ringtone )
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HELLO?
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HI!
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Eddy:
I'M STILL HERE!
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HEY, BABY.
WANNA NIBBLE?
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HEY, THERE'S TRENT.
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I BETTER GO APOLOGIZE.
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WHOA! SLOW IT UP,
BUTTERCUP.
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MAIL HIM A GREETING CARD.
IT'S SO MUCH MORE PERSONAL.
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GUYS, LOOK.
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THE CHEERLEADERS CUT UP
MY FOOD INTO TINY PIECES.
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I'M EATING A TURKEY BURGER
THROUGH A STRAW.
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MMM. GIBBLET-Y!
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HEY! NEW KID! COME HERE!
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
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WHEN MY FOOTBALL PLAYERS
GET HUMILIATED?
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NO! YOU DON'T.
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BECAUSE MY FOOTBALL PLAYERS
DON'T GET HUMILIATED.
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THEY LOOK HUMILIATED TO ME.
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( slurps )
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I KNOW WHAT TEAM
SPIRIT IS ABOUT.
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BECAUSE I WAS THE JAMMER
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ON THE NORTH PACIFIC
ROLLER DERBY CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM.
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QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.
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DON'T MOCK ME,
SQUASH FACE.
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MY CAREER ENDED WHEN
A TRASH TALKER LIKE YOU
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GOT INSIDE MY HEAD
AND I WIPED.
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ONE ZEBRA CALLED IT
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THE WORST SINGLE-BODIED
COLLISION SHE'D EVER SEEN.
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I'D CRASH TOO IF I SAW
A TALKING ZEBRA.
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IT'S A REFEREE,
YOU DESK DONKEY.
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THEY TOLD ME WHAT YOU DID
THIS MORNING AT BREAKFAST.
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YOU WILL NOT UNDERMINE
THE MORALE OF MY TEAM.
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EVACUATE THIS TABLE.
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NOW!
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( low warbling )
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( deep voice )
WATCH WHO YOU'RE
TALKING TO, SPORTS BRA.
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00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,488
I BET YOU PANICKED,
235
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,393
THREW YOURSELF
OFF THE TRACK
236
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,525
AND BLAMED THE OTHER
TEAM FOR YOUR WEAKNESS.
237
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:47,267
DO YOU THINK THIS SPIKE THING'S
GOTTEN A BIT OUT OF HAND?
238
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,370
HE MIGHT'VE CROSSED
THE LINE AT SPORTS BRA.
239
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,472
I HAD TO QUIT BECAUSE
OF THAT ACCIDENT.
240
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:58,747
QUIT? OR MOVE OUT
OF THE STATE IN SHAME?
241
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,078
OOOOH.
242
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,854
HE DOESN'T KNOW!
243
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:07,224
HE WASN'T THERE.
244
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,764
WHY DON'T YOU HOP
IN YOUR ECONOMY CAR
245
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,329
AND TOOTLE ON HOME
TO YOUR SIX CATS
246
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,059
AND YOUR ONLINE
BINGO TOURNAMENT.
247
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,125
JOKES ON YOU.
248
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:20,134
I HAVE FIVE CATS. HA!
249
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:27,271
YOU DIDN'T GET
OUR TABLE BACK.
250
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,907
BUMMING US OUT.
251
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,912
EVEN MORE BUMMED OUT
WHEN WE LOSE.
252
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,245
( whines )
DO SOMETHING.
253
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:38,852
ALL RIGHT, KID.
254
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,916
I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.
255
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:44,264
LET'S BE CIVILIZED AND SETTLE
THIS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY.
256
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:49,931
WITH A BONE-CRUSHING GRUDGE
MATCH ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD!
257
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,573
WE'RE IN. ME...
258
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:56,899
HIM, HER... AND HIM.
259
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,312
YOU AND YOUR BAND OF NOBODIES
VERSUS MY FIGHTING DINGOES.
260
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,912
WHO IS SHE CALLING A NOBODY?
261
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,984
I GOT HALF
A BFF NECKLACE TODAY.
262
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,054
WINNER TAKES TABLE
AND ALL THE GLORY.
263
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:14,353
OH, MA'AM, AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE
TO FLEX MY FOOTBALL FANCINESS,
264
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,987
UM, GIRLS SOCCER HAS
THE FIELD TONIGHT.
265
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,055
AH, JUST AS WELL.
266
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,933
I CAN'T CONDONE SUCH A VIOLENT
GAME ON SCHOOL GROUNDS.
267
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,527
SO LET'S TAKE IT TO THE
DOG PARK ACROSS THE STREET!
268
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,366
Dingoes: YEAH!
269
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,912
AM I THE ONLY ONE
THAT'S GONNA NEED
270
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,141
A FRESH CHANGE OF
PANTS BEFORE WE START?
271
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:45,019
( cheering )
272
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,162
THIS DOESN'T SEEM FAIR.
273
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,003
SEEMS FAIR TO ME.
274
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,628
LET'S GET IT ON!
( whistle )
275
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,073
LEPARDON ME?.
276
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,129
I HUDDLED BEFORE
I GOT HERE.
277
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,968
OH, MAN, YOU GUYS DON'T
KNOW HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL.
278
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,044
OKAY, WE NEED
TO STOP THAT TEAM
279
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,413
FROM GETTING INTO OUR
END ZONE AND SCORING A...
280
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,111
HIKE!
281
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,012
( screams )
282
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,117
...TOUCHDOWN.
283
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,264
ALL RIGHT, ADAM.
284
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,590
YOU SQUAT DOWN RIGHT HERE,
285
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,125
AND WHEN I SAY, "HIKE,"
286
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,060
YOU'RE GONNA PASS THE BALL
BETWEEN YOUR LEGS TO MY HANDS
287
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,056
WHICH WILL BE RIGHT HERE.
288
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,427
WHOA!
289
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:35,074
HEY, IT'S FOOTBALL.
IT'S NOT HANDSBALL.
290
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,372
BREAK!
291
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,013
HEY, NUGGETHEAD.
292
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:42,078
QUIT SUCKING AIR AND HIKE
HIM THE BALL LIKE THIS.
293
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,681
( yells )
HEY!
294
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,254
SAFETY! TWO POINTS!
295
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,555
LOSING MAKES ME WANNA RIP OUT
MY OWN INTESTINES
296
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,430
AND WEAR 'EM
AS A SWEAT BAND.
297
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,429
OKAY.
298
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,231
THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GONNA WIN
IS IF WE USE YOUR SUPER SPEED,
299
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:08,604
YOUR SUPER STRENGTH AND YOUR
SUPER-NUTTY SPLIT PERSONALITY.
300
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,335
I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.
301
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,040
I ALREADY SMELL LIKE
A SWEATY APE.
302
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,042
I DON'T WANT THIS
TO BE FOR NOTHING.
303
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,684
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
304
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,477
All: BREAK!
305
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,382
YEAH! GO TEAM!
WHOO!
306
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,445
I'M A FOOTBALL PLAYER
AND A CHEERLEADER.
307
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,194
I'M THAT GOOD.
308
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,019
( whistle blows )
309
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:33,186
HEY. IS THAT A BIGGIE BURGER
TRUCK PULLING UP?
310
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:37,256
( loud whooshing )
311
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,527
GUESS NOT. HIKE!
312
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:43,066
HEY! HOW'D OUR SHOES
GET TIED TOGETHER?
313
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,711
TOUCHDOWN!
314
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,182
( cheering )
315
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,112
( roars )
316
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,677
WHOO! YEAH! WHOO!
317
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,352
WELL, IF BREE CAN BE
A CHEERLEADER, I CAN TOO!
318
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,758
WHHOOO!O!
319
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:13,173
EDDY, I OWE YOU
A HUGE APOLOGY.
320
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,100
I SHOULD'VE NEVER COVERED
YOU WITH STICKY NOTES.
321
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,596
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
322
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,007
NOW ENTERTAIN ME!
323
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,768
WHAT AM I, A BALLOON? NO.
324
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,538
BUT I DO HAVE
SOMETHING THAT WILL.
325
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,276
( warbling )
326
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:27,112
EDDY, MEET EDIE.
327
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:30,477
WELL, HELLO THERE.
AREN'T YOU EASY ON THE SCREEN.
328
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,147
HIYA, HOT STUFF!
329
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,285
YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION
MEGAPIXELS.
330
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:38,332
I BET YOU SAY THAT
TO ALL THE EMOTICONS.
331
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:41,258
JUST THE CURVY ONES
WITH ONE EYE.
332
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:46,803
YOU DESIGNED HER FOR ME?
I LOVE YOU, MAN.
333
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,443
I LOVE YOU TOO...
334
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,398
VAGUELY DISTURBING
SMART-HOME SYSTEM.
335
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,614
( cheering )
336
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,214
SEVEN SECONDS LEFT.
337
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,206
NOW REMEMBER, KIDS,
338
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,247
THERE'S NO SHAME IN LOSING.
339
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,482
OH, WAIT.
YES, THERE IS!
340
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,187
( Perry cackles )
341
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,559
GAME ON!
( blows whistle )
342
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,589
ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE
TIME FOR ONE MORE PLAY.
343
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,064
SPIKE, YOU SCORED
EVERY TOUCHDOWN TODAY.
344
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,233
YOU SCORE ONE MORE
AND WE WIN.
345
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,632
GIVE ME THE BALL.
346
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,233
IF I DON'T COME BACK
WITH THEIR SPLEENS,
347
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,766
YOU'LL KNOW I FAILED.
348
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,767
( low warbling )
349
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,309
( normal voice )
WAIT! WHERE AM I?
350
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,454
AND AM I WEARING
A JOCK STRAP?
351
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,180
OH, NO.
352
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,375
IT'S CHASE.
353
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:40,116
WE NEED SPIKE BACK!
WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS SPIKE?
354
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,323
HEY, LET'S GO!
WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!
355
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,686
TIME OUT!
356
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,594
( whistle blows )
357
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,826
I TOLD YOU.
I DON'T WANNA BE SPIKE.
358
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,201
LOOK, I'VE BEEN WAITING
359
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,170
FOR MY FIRST DAY OF
SCHOOL FOR 15 YEARS.
360
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,670
AND NOW I DON'T
EVEN REMEMBER IT.
361
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:59,812
WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY,
I JUST FEEL SELFISH.
362
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:03,139
YEAH.
363
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,684
OH, COME ON!
SNAP OUT OF IT!
I WANNA WIN!
364
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,253
NO, HE'S RIGHT.
365
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,523
COME ON, GUYS,
WE CAN STILL WIN THIS THING.
366
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,352
AND EVEN IF WE DON'T,
WHAT DO WE HAVE TO LOSE?
367
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,857
POPULARITY.
368
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,358
EVERYTHING.
369
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,360
COME ON, WE PLAYING FOOTBALL
OR WE PLAYING PUTT-PUTT?
(laughs )
370
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,863
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
371
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,226
I'LL DO
A FLEA-FLICKER TOSS TO YOU.
372
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:30,396
AND I'LL USE
MY MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS
TO THROW THE PERFECT PASS.
373
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,507
ADAM, ASSUME THE POSITION.
374
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:36,679
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS
THE LAST TIME I'M DOING THIS.
375
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,209
( whistle blows )
376
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,345
( cheering )
377
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,392
READY? HIKE!
378
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:56,198
CHASE! OVER HERE!
379
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:02,300
CHASE! I'M OPEN!
THROW IT TO ME!
380
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,540
DON'T THROW IT TO HER!
THROW IT TO ME!
381
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,683
CHASE! OVER HERE!
382
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,949
CHASE! I'M OPEN!
383
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:18,319
THROW IT!
384
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,255
( groaning )
385
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,692
GAME OVER! DINGOES WIN!
386
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,629
YEAH!
387
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,432
SEE YA IN THE CAFETERIA,
ALPHA DUDS!
388
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,367
OH!
389
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:39,942
AND THE PUDDING'S ON YOU.
( laughs )
390
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:44,242
WELL, WE MAY NOT BE
THE ALPHA DOGS ANYMORE,
391
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,277
BUT AT LEAST
WE STILL HAVE EACH OTHER.
392
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,213
WE'RE NOT TOTAL NOBODIES.
393
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,747
NO, WE ARE TOTAL NOBODIES,
394
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:53,592
BUT AT LEAST I HAVE YOU THREE
TO CARRY MY BROKEN BUTT HOME.
395
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,828
YOUR WHOLE LIFE'S
A DISAPPOINTMENT.
396
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,633
AT LEAST I DON'T
LOOK LIKE A FROG!
397
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,925
PEOPLE LOVE FROGS.
YOU LOOK LIKE AN OWL!
398
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,497
OWLS ARE WISE.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS WISE?
399
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:11,767
OLD PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
400
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:15,814
YEAH, I'M OLD.
SHOULDN'T YOU BE
JOINING A BOY BAND?
401
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,942
YOU LOOK LIKE A POODLE!!
402
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,677
PEOPLE MAKE CALENDARS
OF POODLES.
403
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,812
HOW MANY BULLDOG CALENDARS
HAVE YOU SEEN?
404
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,678
TEN. I COLLECT 'EM.
405
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,686
THEY MUST BE WORTH A LOT
'CAUSE THEY'RE SO RARE.
406
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,818
SPEAKING OF RARE,
WHEN WAS YOUR LAST DATE?
407
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:31,424
TUESDAY. WE HAD CLAMS.
THEY LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
408
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,928
( sniffs ) ARE YOU SWEATING?
'CAUSE I SMELL GRAVY.
409
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,000
YEAH, WELL, LUCKY FOR US,
WE ALREADY HAVE THE TURKEY!
410
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:41,599
HEY, IRELAND CALLED.
THEY WANT THEIR
LEPRECHAUN BACK!
411
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,972
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