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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,578 --> 00:00:03,727 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE," WITH GUEST 2 00:00:03,727 --> 00:00:11,135 HOST, BEN PLATT. TONIGHT, ZENDAYA, AND MUSIC FROM 3 00:00:11,135 --> 00:00:15,239 MUNA AND THE KNOCKS. AND NOW, BEN PLATT. 4 00:00:15,239 --> 00:00:17,841 >> HELLO, AND WELCOME TO JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE. 5 00:00:17,841 --> 00:00:20,678 I'M YOUR GUEST HOST, BEN PLATT. I'M WHAT'S KNOWN AS A TRIPLE 6 00:00:20,678 --> 00:00:29,234 THREAT. I SING, I ACT, AND I POST ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE YELP REVIEWS. 7 00:00:29,234 --> 00:00:32,052 I'VE ALSO WON A TONY, AN EMMY, AND A GRAMMY. 8 00:00:32,052 --> 00:00:35,156 AND I WAS ONE OF TIME'S 100 MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE, WHICH MEANS 9 00:00:35,156 --> 00:00:41,973 I AM NOW ABOVE THE LAW IN PERPETUITY! WHAT'S THAT? 10 00:00:41,973 --> 00:00:44,958 I'M BEING TOLD THAT IS NOT IN FACT THE CASE. BUT IT WAS CRAZY. 11 00:00:44,958 --> 00:00:50,230 I WAS ON THE SAME LIST WITH LEBRON JAMES AND KIM JONG UN. 12 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:53,433 BETWEEN US WE HAVE 1 TONY AWARD, 3 NBA CHAMPIONSHIPS AND 13 00:00:53,433 --> 00:00:58,271 THOUSANDS OF HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS. IT'S WEIRD. 14 00:00:58,271 --> 00:01:02,275 I'M USED TO PERFORMING IN FRONT OF BIG, LOVING AUDIENCES IN 15 00:01:02,275 --> 00:01:06,012 ROOMS FILLED WITH APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER. 16 00:01:06,012 --> 00:01:10,217 NOW HERE I AM DOING A SHOW ALONE IN AN EMPTY HOUSE, AND THE 17 00:01:10,217 --> 00:01:12,185 SLIGHT WRINKLING OF A MASKED CAMERAMAN'S EYES IS THE ONLY WAY 18 00:01:12,185 --> 00:01:14,955 I CAN TELL IF ANY OF THIS IS FUNNY! AND I SEE A SMATTERING OF 19 00:01:14,955 --> 00:01:21,027 WRINKLE. ALL RIGHT. BUT NOT TO WORRY, IF ANYTHING 20 00:01:21,027 --> 00:01:22,229 GOES WRONG TONIGHT, I HAVE A GREAT UNDERSTUDY STANDING BY. 21 00:01:22,229 --> 00:01:26,233 HOW'S IT GOING, GUILLERMO? 22 00:01:26,233 --> 00:01:30,737 >> Guillermo: I'M DOING GOOD. YOU'RE DOING A WONDERFUL JOB. 23 00:01:30,737 --> 00:01:36,610 >> AH, GUILLERMO, YOU TEASE. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW, 24 00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:40,347 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BROADWAY SHOW? 25 00:01:40,347 --> 00:01:41,281 >> Guillermo: ALADDIN. 26 00:01:41,281 --> 00:01:42,916 >> WELL GUILLERMO, YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME! 27 00:01:42,916 --> 00:01:45,018 JUST KIDDING YOU PROBABLY HAVE MANY DEAR FRIENDS. 28 00:01:45,018 --> 00:01:48,755 I'M SORRY IF I MADE ASSUMPTIONS. BROADWAY, SADLY, IS CLOSED AT 29 00:01:48,755 --> 00:01:53,693 LEAST THROUGH THE END OF THE YEAR. THERE'S NO SHOWS, THE TONY 30 00:01:53,693 --> 00:01:56,196 AWARDS WERE POSTPONED. WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE THAT'S 31 00:01:56,196 --> 00:02:00,066 WHERE MOST GAY HIGH‐SCHOOLERS GET THEIR YEARBOOK QUOTES. 32 00:02:00,066 --> 00:02:03,003 SOME KIDS QUOTE GANDHI OR ABRAHAM LINCOLN. 33 00:02:03,003 --> 00:02:06,273 I QUOTED ALICE RIPLEY'S WINNING SPEECH FOR BEST ACTRESS IN NEXT 34 00:02:06,273 --> 00:02:09,042 TO NORMAL! "MUSICAL THEATRE IS A FINE ART!" 35 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:12,312 AND TO ALL YOU PARENTS OF THEATER KIDS OUT THERE, IF 36 00:02:12,312 --> 00:02:14,214 YOU'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP THIS SUMMER AND THEY WANT TO BLAST 37 00:02:14,214 --> 00:02:18,084 THE ORIGINAL CAST RECORDING OF "SPRING AWAKENING" REPEATEDLY, 38 00:02:18,084 --> 00:02:21,054 PLEASE JUST LET THEM HAVE IT. I EVEN WROTE MY COLLEGE 39 00:02:21,054 --> 00:02:22,756 ADMISSIONS ESSAY ABOUT SPRING AWAKENING, SO MAYBE IT'LL 40 00:02:22,756 --> 00:02:25,959 ENCOURAGE THEM TO PURSUE HIGHER EDUCATION! 41 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:30,130 ALSO I DROPPED OUT AFTER 7 WEEKS. SO ACTUALLY NEVER MIND. 42 00:02:30,130 --> 00:02:32,999 I LOVE DOING FILM AND TV, BUT I SO PAINFULLY MISS LIVE THEATER, 43 00:02:32,999 --> 00:02:38,305 YOU KNOW? THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT. 44 00:02:38,305 --> 00:02:39,506 THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE FOR THE FEELING OF POURING YOUR HEART 45 00:02:39,506 --> 00:02:41,241 OUT TO THE POINT OF EXHAUSTION WHILE AN EIGHTY YEAR‐OLD WOMAN 46 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:45,378 OPENS A WERTHER'S ORIGINAL FOR 12 MINUTES. OR SINGING A SOFTLY 47 00:02:45,378 --> 00:02:46,980 HEARTBREAKING BALLAD ONLY TO BE INTERRUPTED BY A RINGTONE 48 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:50,951 VERSION OF "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?" AS A MAN RECEIVES A CALL. 49 00:02:50,951 --> 00:02:53,486 THAT SAID, SENATOR ROMNEY, IT WAS AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU AT THE 50 00:02:53,486 --> 00:02:58,258 SHOW! BROADWAY WILL BE BACK, EVENTUALLY. 51 00:02:58,258 --> 00:03:01,928 THEATRE, ESPECIALLY MUSICAL THEATRE, IS A VITAL AMERICAN ART 52 00:03:01,928 --> 00:03:06,266 FORM. IT'LL BE WEIRD TO GO TO A THEATER AGAIN AT FIRST. 53 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:09,035 BUT I'M ACTUALLY EXCITED FOR ALL THE NEW SHOWS THAT WILL COME OUT 54 00:03:09,035 --> 00:03:12,005 OF THIS CHALLENGING TIME. WE'LL HAVE ALL KINDS OF NEW 55 00:03:12,005 --> 00:03:15,075 MUSICALS. LIKE, "DON'T KISS ME, KATE." 56 00:03:15,075 --> 00:03:18,178 "NO COMPANY!" "HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS 57 00:03:18,178 --> 00:03:22,249 WITHOUT HAVING TO GO TO YOUR OFFICE." 58 00:03:22,249 --> 00:03:26,820 AND PATTI LUPONE AS, "COVITA!" "DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA, 59 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:31,157 YOUR TEARS ARE CONTAGIOUS DROPLETS." 60 00:03:31,157 --> 00:03:32,993 OH, THIS IS AN ALARMING FACT I JUST LEARNED. 61 00:03:32,993 --> 00:03:35,428 YOU KNOW WHO MIGHT POSE ONE OF THE GREATEST DANGERS DURING THIS 62 00:03:35,428 --> 00:03:39,032 PANDEMIC? FRIGGIN' ME. THEY SAY THAT SINGERS, CAN BE 63 00:03:39,032 --> 00:03:42,202 SUPERSPREADERS OF THE VIRUS. BECAUSE WHEN YOU SING, YOU ARE 64 00:03:42,202 --> 00:03:44,971 BREATHING SO DEEPLY AND IN SOME CASES YOU EVEN EXPEL SALIVA OR 65 00:03:44,971 --> 00:03:50,377 MUCUS. AND BY "YOU" I MEAN "ME." I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO SHOWER 66 00:03:50,377 --> 00:03:54,214 AUDIENCES WITH BOTH LOVE AND LIQUID. 67 00:03:54,214 --> 00:03:58,251 THESE ARE REAL TWEETS FROM REAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN ME PERFORM. 68 00:03:58,251 --> 00:04:01,321 "SAT FRONT ROW AT @DEAREVANHANSEN AND I'VE NEVER 69 00:04:01,321 --> 00:04:05,558 SEEN ANYONE SPIT AS MUCH AS @BENSPLATT DID TODAY" CAN'T 70 00:04:05,558 --> 00:04:07,527 BELIEVE IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE I SAW @BENSPLATT ‘S SPIT AND 71 00:04:07,527 --> 00:04:10,297 BOOGERS FLYING ALL OVER THE DEH STAGE. 72 00:04:10,297 --> 00:04:12,232 "SEEING BOOK OF MORMON FROM THE FRONT ROW. 73 00:04:12,232 --> 00:04:17,103 @BENSPLATT JUST SPIT ON ME. IT WAS AWESOME. 74 00:04:17,103 --> 00:04:18,471 #BOM" "I'M SO CLOSE TO THE STAGE THAT @BENSPLATT'S SPIT IS 75 00:04:18,471 --> 00:04:21,074 BASICALLY RAINING ON ME AND I'M SO OKAY WITH THIS IM NEVER 76 00:04:21,074 --> 00:04:26,980 SHOWERING I SWEAR" SURE, I MAY BE SPREADING THE VIRUS, BUT I'M 77 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:31,851 ALSO SPREADING JOY, AND ISN'T THAT WHAT COUNTS? OH AND I'M 78 00:04:31,851 --> 00:04:34,220 BEING TOLD THAT IS NOT AT ALL WHAT COUNTS. 79 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:37,691 IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, THE ARTS NEED FUNDING NOW MORE THAN EVER 80 00:04:37,691 --> 00:04:40,427 BEFORE. SO MANY OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES IN THE THEATRE 81 00:04:40,427 --> 00:04:42,262 COMMUNITY AND BEYOND ARE STRUGGLING. 82 00:04:42,262 --> 00:04:45,231 IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE THE MEANS, THERE ARE SO MANY WORTHY 83 00:04:45,231 --> 00:04:49,469 ORGANIZATIONS TO DONATE TO, LIKE THE ACTORS FUND OR BLACK THEATRE 84 00:04:49,469 --> 00:04:54,908 UNITED. LIKE EVERYONE, I'VE BEEN HUNKERED DOWN AT HOME OVER THE 85 00:04:54,908 --> 00:04:57,043 PAST FEW MONTHS BUT I'VE BEEN KEEPING BUSY. 86 00:04:57,043 --> 00:05:00,213 OUR SECOND SEASON OF THE POLITICIAN CAME OUT ON NETFLIX, 87 00:05:00,213 --> 00:05:02,248 AS DID MY OWN SOLO CONCERT SPECIAL FROM RADIO CITY MUSICAL 88 00:05:02,248 --> 00:05:03,817 HALL. BUT MOSTLY I'VE BEEN WATCHING 89 00:05:03,817 --> 00:05:09,022 DRAG RACE. I LOVE YOU SHEA COULEE! 90 00:05:09,022 --> 00:05:11,191 BETWEEN EPISODES HOWEVER, IN THE DEPTHS OF QUARANTINE, I DID DIVE 91 00:05:11,191 --> 00:05:15,862 DEEP INTO A NEW PROJECT THAT IS VERY, VERY CLOSE TO MY HEART. 92 00:05:15,862 --> 00:05:18,298 YOU GUESSED IT, IT'S MY SECOND ALBUM! 93 00:05:18,298 --> 00:05:21,534 NO PIECE OF ART HAS EVER BEEN MORE PERSONAL TO MY BEING. 94 00:05:21,534 --> 00:05:25,905 IN FACT, I ONLY AGREED TO HOST THIS SHOW IF THEY'D AGREE TO 95 00:05:25,905 --> 00:05:31,444 PLAY THE FOLLOWING COMMERCIAL. TAKE A LOOK! 96 00:05:31,444 --> 00:05:36,483 >> THIS IS MY TURKEY SANDWICH, SO IT'S NOT LIKE A PERSONAL 97 00:05:36,483 --> 00:05:38,451 ATTACK. HEY, YOU KNOW WE'RE REALLY GOING 98 00:05:38,451 --> 00:05:42,288 TO WANT TO REMEMBER THIS TIME. SO I SPENT MY QUARANTINE DIGGING 99 00:05:42,288 --> 00:05:50,263 DEEP AND PUTTING TOGETHER MUSICAL TIME CAPSULES OR AN 100 00:05:50,263 --> 00:05:57,037 ALBUM. I'M CALLING IT QUARANTUNES. 101 00:05:57,037 --> 00:06:08,915 >> CHOCK‐FULL OF INSTANT 102 00:06:08,915 --> 00:06:09,416 CLASSICS, LIKE "POISON." 103 00:06:09,416 --> 00:06:13,620 ♪ MY DOTONGUE AND GUMS ARE 104 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:14,287 SPARKLING CLEAN ♪ 105 00:06:14,287 --> 00:06:19,259 ♪ WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE MY 106 00:06:19,259 --> 00:06:19,492 MOUTH ♪ 107 00:06:19,492 --> 00:06:22,295 ♪ WHY DOES MY BREATH SMELL LIKE 108 00:06:22,295 --> 00:06:23,963 POISON INSIDE MY MASK ♪ 109 00:06:23,963 --> 00:06:27,067 ♪ IT'S NOT A QUESTION I EVER 110 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:30,303 THOUGHT I'D ASK ♪ 111 00:06:30,303 --> 00:06:32,772 ♪ GO TO THE GRAVEYARD ♪ 112 00:06:32,772 --> 00:06:34,808 ♪ I SMELL IT ALL DAY ♪ 113 00:06:34,808 --> 00:06:38,978 ♪ I CAN'T GET AWAY ♪ 114 00:06:38,978 --> 00:06:41,314 ♪ I'M JUST THANKFUL NO ONE ELSE 115 00:06:41,314 --> 00:06:43,049 CAN SMELL THE DECAY ♪ 116 00:06:43,049 --> 00:06:44,951 >> ACTUALLY, WE CAN. 117 00:06:44,951 --> 00:06:48,021 ♪ WHY DOES MY BREATH SMELL LIKE 118 00:06:48,021 --> 00:06:50,223 POISON INSIDE MY MASK ♪ 119 00:06:50,223 --> 00:06:53,560 >> YOU'LL ALSO GET "ZOOM." 120 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:58,331 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE 121 00:06:58,331 --> 00:06:58,932 OF YOUR HOUSE ♪ 122 00:06:58,932 --> 00:07:02,035 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR 123 00:07:02,035 --> 00:07:02,569 VIRTUAL BACKGROUND ♪ 124 00:07:02,569 --> 00:07:05,105 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO ZOOM ANYMORE ♪ 125 00:07:05,105 --> 00:07:07,841 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO ZOOM ANYMORE ♪ 126 00:07:07,841 --> 00:07:14,380 >> PLUS, MANY MORE, INCLUDING "IT'S FIVE‐O CLOCK SOMEWHERE", 127 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:19,919 WHY DID I BUY ALL THIS QUINOA, 128 00:07:19,919 --> 00:07:25,492 "WHO ATE THAT BAT", AND THE NEW DANCE CRAZE SWEEPING THE NATION. 129 00:07:25,492 --> 00:07:29,362 ♪ WE DID THE MACARENA IN '93 ♪ 130 00:07:29,362 --> 00:07:34,234 ♪ WE WHIPPED AND WE NAE NAE'D ♪ 131 00:07:34,234 --> 00:07:35,201 ♪ IN 2015 ♪ 132 00:07:35,201 --> 00:07:38,171 ♪ NOW IT'S TIME FOR 2020'S 133 00:07:38,171 --> 00:07:38,404 DANCE ♪ 134 00:07:38,404 --> 00:07:41,174 ♪ DO THE FETAL POSITION ♪ 135 00:07:41,174 --> 00:07:48,615 ♪ DO THE FETAL POSITION ♪ 136 00:07:48,615 --> 00:07:50,216 ♪ IN YOUR BEDROOM OR KITCHEN ♪ 137 00:07:50,216 --> 00:07:54,954 ♪ DO THE FETAL POSITION ♪ 138 00:07:54,954 --> 00:07:58,158 >> SO ORDER NOW. I GUARANTEE IT WILL BE A GIFT 139 00:07:58,158 --> 00:08:02,028 YOU CHERISH FOR YEARS TO COME, IF WE LAST THAT LONG. 140 00:08:02,028 --> 00:08:09,102 >> BEN PLATT'S "QUARANTUNES". 141 00:08:09,102 --> 00:08:15,041 >> AVAILABLE AT WALGREENS. FOR YOUR GRAMMY CONSIDERATION. 142 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:16,709 I WANT TO THANK ALL MY BACK‐UP SINGERS, THE INCREDIBLY TALENTED 143 00:08:16,709 --> 00:08:17,944 JOEL WAGGONER AND JULIA MATTISON AS WELL AS MOLLY GORDON AND 144 00:08:17,944 --> 00:08:19,345 GERALDINE VISWANATHAN, THE STARS OF THE UPCOMING FILM THE BROKEN 145 00:08:19,345 --> 00:08:20,613 HEARTS GALLERY. WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU 146 00:08:20,613 --> 00:08:21,814 TONIGHT. WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM MUNA WITH 147 00:08:21,814 --> 00:08:26,252 THE KNOCKS. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 148 00:08:26,252 --> 00:08:32,225 ZENDAYA. 149 00:08:32,225 --> 00:08:32,592 ♪ ♪ 150 00:08:32,592 --> 00:08:37,564 >> Dicky: ABC'S JIMMY "JIMMY KI LIVE," BROUGHT TO YOU BY ALEXA. 151 00:09:06,459 --> 00:09:08,127 Get extra napkins 152 00:09:08,127 --> 00:09:12,365 when you order a hot‐and‐juicy Quarter Pounder. 153 00:09:12,365 --> 00:09:16,803 A normal amount of napkins, just won't do. 154 00:09:16,803 --> 00:09:18,404 ♪ ba da ba ba ba ♪ 155 00:09:18,404 --> 00:09:20,974 It's Kohl's Friends & Family Sale! 156 00:09:20,974 --> 00:09:23,676 Take an extra 20% off! 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HEY. HOW ARE YOU? 201 00:13:57,316 --> 00:14:00,052 >> I'M DOING GREAT, HOW ARE YOU? 202 00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:01,654 >> I'M DOING ALL RIGHT. 203 00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:04,891 >> YOU LOOK GORGEOUS AS ALWAYS. 204 00:14:04,891 --> 00:14:09,061 >> YOUR EMMY NOMINATION IS INCREDIBLY WELL‐DESERVED. 205 00:14:09,061 --> 00:14:14,000 AND I JUST GOT TO KNOW, HOW DID YOU FIND OUT? WHAT WAS THE SICH? 206 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:18,137 >> I GOT A CALL FROM SAM, OUR CREATOR. 207 00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:21,073 AND IT WAS FUNNY, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE, 208 00:14:21,073 --> 00:14:24,911 BUT IN QUARANTINE, MY SLEEP PATTERN HAS BEEN LIKE REALLY OFF. 209 00:14:24,911 --> 00:14:36,088 I WAKE UP AT LIKE, LIKE 2:00ISH. 210 00:14:36,088 --> 00:14:38,124 HE KNOWS I DON'T WAKE UP UNTIL LATE. 211 00:14:38,124 --> 00:14:44,630 AND HE CALLED ME LIKE 8:45 A. M., AND I'M LIKE, [ BLEEP ], 212 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:48,801 SOMETHING BAD MUST HAVE HAPPENED OR MAYBE HE'S TELLING ME 213 00:14:48,801 --> 00:14:50,970 SOMETHING ABOUT "EUPHORIA" OR SOMETHING STRESSFUL OR WHATEVER. 214 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:58,744 SO I ANSWER THE CALL, AND HE'S LIKE, "YO, Z, YOU GOT 215 00:14:58,744 --> 00:15:04,317 NOMINATED." I'M LIKE, WHAT? HE'S LIKE, "YOU GOT NOMINATED. 216 00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:07,053 GO CALL YOUR MAMA." 217 00:15:07,053 --> 00:15:10,523 >> MY MOM WAS ALREADY CRYING, SHE ALREADY KNEW. 218 00:15:10,523 --> 00:15:13,726 I WAS OVERCOME WITH ALL THE EMOTION. 219 00:15:13,726 --> 00:15:18,030 SO I GENUINELY WAS LIKE, I'M JUST GOING TO GO BACK TO SLEEP 220 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:23,202 FOR A WHILE AND HANDLE THIS WHEN I GET UP. I CAN'T, IT WAS A LOT. 221 00:15:23,202 --> 00:15:24,770 >> YOU WENT BACK TO BED? 222 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:25,304 >> YEAH. 223 00:15:25,304 --> 00:15:28,374 >> I FEEL LIKE I WOULD BE TOO JAZZED. 224 00:15:28,374 --> 00:15:33,312 >> I WAS TOO NERVOUS AND EXCITED TO, LIKE, TAKE IT ALL IN, I'M 225 00:15:33,312 --> 00:15:36,682 JUST GOING TO SHUT DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP FOR A LITTLE BIT. 226 00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:40,786 AND HOPEFULLY, THIS WILL STILL BE A REAL THING WHEN I WAKE UP. 227 00:15:40,786 --> 00:15:44,890 >> I'M WITH YOU ON THE SLEEPING LATE. I'M USED TO THE EVAN HANSON 228 00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:49,061 LIFESTYLE OF SLEEPING FROM 2:00 TO 2:00 AND STARTING IN THE 229 00:15:49,061 --> 00:15:49,595 AFTERNOON. 230 00:15:49,595 --> 00:15:50,162 >> RIGHT. YEAH. 231 00:15:50,162 --> 00:15:54,200 >> HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THE WHOLE VIRTUAL EMMIES OF IT ALL? 232 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,370 I KNOW IT'S NOT WHAT WE WOULD USUALLY GET. 233 00:15:57,370 --> 00:16:01,407 WE ALL WANT TO SEE YOU IN YOUR GORGEOUS LOOK, SO WE'RE GOING TO 234 00:16:01,407 --> 00:16:02,942 SEE FROM YOU HOME, I WOULD IMAGINE. 235 00:16:02,942 --> 00:16:06,278 >> I HOPE, I DON'T WANT, I WANT TO DRESS UP. 236 00:16:06,278 --> 00:16:10,483 I DO WANT TO DRESS UP. I STILL WANT TO HAVE THE 237 00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:12,151 EXPERIENCE. IT WILL PROBABLY JUST BE MY 238 00:16:12,151 --> 00:16:14,987 FAMILY OVER HERE, BUT I DEFINITELY WANT TO PULL A LOOK 239 00:16:14,987 --> 00:16:20,059 AND MAYBE JUST WALK MY THE LIVING ROOM CARPET. 240 00:16:20,059 --> 00:16:23,195 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S DIFFERENT, FOR SURE. 241 00:16:23,195 --> 00:16:26,298 BUT I'M GRATEFUL EITHER WAY, SO. 242 00:16:26,298 --> 00:16:29,168 >> AMAZING. I PERSONALLY LOOK FORWARD TO 243 00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:33,372 SEEING YOUR LIVING ROOM LOOK VERY MUCH. 244 00:16:33,372 --> 00:16:35,408 >> THANK U THYOU, THANK YOU. 245 00:16:35,408 --> 00:16:41,447 >> AS A HUGE FAN OF "EUPHORIA", VERY TO ASK, WHAT'S UP WITH 246 00:16:41,447 --> 00:16:45,317 SEASON TWO, I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS HAVE BEEN PUSHED DUE 247 00:16:45,317 --> 00:16:45,551 SAFETY. 248 00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:49,722 >> OBVIOUSLY, WE HEADED INTO SEASON TWO, AND WE HAD DONE, YOU 249 00:16:49,722 --> 00:16:55,294 KNOW, TABLE READS, AND WARDROBE FITTINGS AND ALL KINDS OF 250 00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:58,330 THINGS, AND THEN OBVIOUSLY EVERYTHING HAPPENED AND WE GOT 251 00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:01,734 SHUT DOWN, LITERALLY ABOUT TWO DAYS BEFORE WE WERE ABOUT TO 252 00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:07,773 START OUR FIRST DAY OF SHOOTING. SO, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS A BUMMER, 253 00:17:07,773 --> 00:17:11,644 BUT WE'RE KIND OF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT, YOU KNOW, HOW TO, 254 00:17:11,644 --> 00:17:15,214 YOU KNOW, EVENTUALLY BE ABLE TO CREATE A SEASON TWO THAT WE'RE 255 00:17:15,214 --> 00:17:19,051 ALL REALLY PROUD OF AND GET ALL THE BEST OUT OF IT THAT WE WANT, 256 00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:24,256 BUT ALSO STILL BEING VERY SAFE. SO WE MIGHT END UP DOING LIKE 257 00:17:24,256 --> 00:17:27,693 THE LITTLE BRIDGE EPISODE. I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO 258 00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:32,998 DESCRIBE IT BUT MAYBE LIKE AN EPISODE THAT WILL KIND OF, WE 259 00:17:32,998 --> 00:17:38,270 CAN DO WITH A LIMITED AMOUNT OF PEOPLE IN A SAFER ENVIRONMENT. 260 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:38,504 >> SURE. 261 00:17:38,504 --> 00:17:45,044 >> THAT CAN KIND OF, I DON'T KNOW, GIVE PEOPLE SOMETHING. 262 00:17:45,044 --> 00:17:50,282 WE ALL MISS "EUPHORIA", AS THE PEOPLE WHO CREATED IT, TOO. 263 00:17:50,282 --> 00:17:51,484 AND GIVE EVERYONE A LITTLE SOMETHING SO THAT, YOU KNOW, WE 264 00:17:51,484 --> 00:17:55,588 HAVE SOMETHING TO LIVE ON UNTIL WE ARE ABLE TO GO INTO A SEASON 265 00:17:55,588 --> 00:17:56,689 TWO. BUT I AM VERY EXCITED, WHENEVER 266 00:17:56,689 --> 00:18:00,693 IT DOES HAPPEN, IT WILL HAPPEN, AND THEN JUST, YOU KNOW, JUST 267 00:18:00,693 --> 00:18:02,294 WAITIN' LIKE THE REST OF US, YOU KNOW. 268 00:18:02,294 --> 00:18:06,332 >> OF COURSE, YOU HAVE A REALLY BEAUTIFUL ATTITUDE ABOUT IT, AND 269 00:18:06,332 --> 00:18:11,637 I, FOR ONE, AM REALLY EXCITED TO HEAR ABOUT THAT BRIDGE EPISODE 270 00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:15,908 TO WHET OUR APPETITES, BECAUSE I BINGED IT WAY TOO EARLY. 271 00:18:15,908 --> 00:18:20,780 YOU'VE ALSO MADE A FILM WITH SAM DURING THIS QUARANTINE, LIKE A 272 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:23,749 LITTLE MINI FILM. I'M WONDERING HOW THAT WENT DOWN 273 00:18:23,749 --> 00:18:25,417 AND HOW YOU GUYS KEPT SAFE. 274 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:31,791 >> YEAH, THERE WAS A LOT OF PROTOCOLS, A LOT OF THINGS I 275 00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:35,327 THINK WE DID JUST AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO MAKE SURE IT WAS 276 00:18:35,327 --> 00:18:39,131 SAFE, AND WE SHOT IT IN, WE ALL QUARANTINED TOGETHER, OBVIOUSLY, 277 00:18:39,131 --> 00:18:41,100 WE GOT TESTED AND QUARANTINED TOGETHER. 278 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:47,039 THERE WAS A LOT OF SAFETY MEASURES THAT WERE TAKEN, 279 00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:48,574 CONSULTING DOCTORS AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 280 00:18:48,574 --> 00:18:53,546 AND, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A VERY, VERY SMALL CREW OF PEOPLE THAT 281 00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:57,416 MOST OF THEM WORKED ON "EUPHORIA" AS WELL. 282 00:18:57,416 --> 00:19:01,420 AND IT WAS JUST LIKE, IT WAS FUN, BECAUSE IT WAS, LIKE, MY, I 283 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:06,458 WAS MY HAIR, I WAS MY MAKEUP, I WAS MY WARDROBE. 284 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:12,798 I WAS, BROUGHT MY CLOTHES, SO IT WAS FUN IN THAT WAY OF JUST 285 00:19:12,798 --> 00:19:15,734 TRYING TO MAKE IT WORK WITH A VERY SMALL AMOUNT OF PEOPLE, BUT 286 00:19:15,734 --> 00:19:19,605 WE ALL QUARANTINED TOGETHER AND STAYED IN OUR BUBBLE SO WE 287 00:19:19,605 --> 00:19:22,141 REALLY WEREN'T IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD AT ALL. 288 00:19:22,141 --> 00:19:25,678 WE WEREN'T REALLY ALLOWED TO LEAVE AT ALL, TO KEEP IT SAFE. 289 00:19:25,678 --> 00:19:26,512 >> THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 290 00:19:26,512 --> 00:19:30,916 >> YEAH, BUT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE AND, YOU KNOW, WE'LL 291 00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:32,318 SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 292 00:19:32,318 --> 00:19:35,588 >> YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE DOWN THE LINE, IF WE'RE TALKING 293 00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:41,193 NOMINATIONS FOR MAKEUP AND HAIR AND COSTUMES AND SET DEC IS ALL 294 00:19:41,193 --> 00:19:42,995 FOR YOU, SO I'M DOWN. 295 00:19:42,995 --> 00:19:47,833 >> NO, IT WAS FUN. A LOT TO THINK ABOUT IN A GOOD 296 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,269 WAY, SO. 297 00:19:50,269 --> 00:19:52,104 >> BEAUTIFUL. WELL, I'M GETTING THE SAD 298 00:19:52,104 --> 00:19:54,974 MESSAGE THAT VERY TO WRAP UP, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU 299 00:19:54,974 --> 00:19:58,177 FOREVER AND EVER. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS 300 00:19:58,177 --> 00:20:02,214 WITH ME, ZENDAYA. FOR EVERYBODY OUT THERE, 301 00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:06,685 EUPHORIA IS AVAILABLE ON HBO AND TO STREAM ON HBO MAX. 302 00:20:06,685 --> 00:20:09,555 THANKS ZENDAYA. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC 303 00:20:09,555 --> 00:20:10,789 FROM MUNA AND THE KNOCKS. 304 00:20:10,789 --> 00:20:16,762 >> THANKS FOR HAVING 305 00:20:16,762 --> 00:20:17,196 >> THANKS FOR HAVING 306 00:20:17,196 --> 00:20:17,396 ♪ ♪ 307 00:20:17,396 --> 00:20:18,197 ♪ ♪ 308 00:20:18,197 --> 00:20:20,933 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 309 00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:21,901 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING. 310 00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:58,270 ♪ 311 00:20:58,270 --> 00:21:05,511 ♪ 312 00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:28,600 ♪ 313 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:36,575 ♪ 314 00:21:36,575 --> 00:21:44,383 ♪ 315 00:21:44,383 --> 00:21:47,553 However you go back Walmart's got your back. 316 00:21:47,553 --> 00:21:50,489 ♪ 317 00:21:50,489 --> 00:21:54,393 Facing leaks takes strength. 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