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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,001 --> 00:00:13,001 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:16,881 --> 00:00:18,719 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 3 00:00:25,874 --> 00:00:27,874 [JERRY] Joseph, quiet room, now. 4 00:00:29,267 --> 00:00:30,552 Oh my God, what's wrong? 5 00:00:30,627 --> 00:00:31,799 Jerry, what is it? 6 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,552 God, Jerry, are you okay? 7 00:00:35,627 --> 00:00:36,792 Yeah. 8 00:00:36,867 --> 00:00:38,152 So what's wrong, what happened? 9 00:00:38,227 --> 00:00:39,297 I think I have syphilis. 10 00:00:39,321 --> 00:00:40,792 And maybe gonorrhea too. 11 00:00:40,867 --> 00:00:42,199 I really can't tell. 12 00:00:43,481 --> 00:00:44,792 I'm so sorry. 13 00:00:44,867 --> 00:00:46,987 Yeah, yeah, hey, can you get the fuck out? 14 00:00:47,833 --> 00:00:48,833 Thank you. 15 00:00:48,834 --> 00:00:50,712 Thank you. 16 00:00:50,787 --> 00:00:53,027 So what do you think it was something that you ate maybe? 17 00:00:53,028 --> 00:00:54,192 No, I had sex last night. 18 00:00:54,267 --> 00:00:55,347 Oh my God, with who? 19 00:00:55,387 --> 00:00:57,472 - I can't say. - Not Christine. 20 00:00:57,547 --> 00:00:59,552 No, she must be, what my age? 21 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:02,112 - So was it with a prostitute? - Ew, no. 22 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,292 - Not Mary. - No I just said it wasn't a prostitute. 23 00:01:04,367 --> 00:01:05,377 Well then who? 24 00:01:05,401 --> 00:01:06,512 Look, I can't, okay? 25 00:01:06,587 --> 00:01:08,152 She made me promise to tell anyone. 26 00:01:08,227 --> 00:01:09,290 It's fine, just tell me. 27 00:01:09,314 --> 00:01:10,377 It was Tuva. 28 00:01:10,401 --> 00:01:13,119 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 29 00:01:24,427 --> 00:01:27,079 [WOMAN CHOKING] 30 00:01:30,594 --> 00:01:33,217 I mean, obviously I've had lots of experience 31 00:01:33,241 --> 00:01:37,239 but Tuva can do things I've only seen possible with CGI. 32 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:39,712 Right, who's got a poorly dick? 33 00:01:39,787 --> 00:01:41,472 Quintin, thank God. 34 00:01:41,547 --> 00:01:43,587 I mean, how did this even end up happening, Jerry? 35 00:01:43,588 --> 00:01:45,232 Quintin, have you seen the film Avatar? 36 00:01:45,307 --> 00:01:46,432 Why, has it turned blue? 37 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:47,872 No, but look. 38 00:01:47,947 --> 00:01:49,377 Oh God, no. 39 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:51,072 Hey, hey, don't turn away. 40 00:01:51,147 --> 00:01:52,227 I mean, that's just rude. 41 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:56,559 [JERRY GASPS] 42 00:02:02,227 --> 00:02:03,872 Have you seen anything like it? 43 00:02:03,947 --> 00:02:05,399 Only in livestock. 44 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,232 Fantastic appraisal scores 45 00:02:08,307 --> 00:02:10,712 off the back of that NHS scenario, Chris. 46 00:02:10,787 --> 00:02:13,352 Sorry, where did you say you were again? 47 00:02:13,427 --> 00:02:14,547 I actually don't know. 48 00:02:15,967 --> 00:02:19,472 There was one area where you seem to have failed. 49 00:02:19,547 --> 00:02:20,963 [CHRIS] Failed? 50 00:02:20,987 --> 00:02:24,312 Yes, it was in staff welfare and management. 51 00:02:24,387 --> 00:02:25,387 Get out! 52 00:02:26,266 --> 00:02:27,266 [WOMAN COUGHS] 53 00:02:27,267 --> 00:02:28,267 Why? 54 00:02:29,387 --> 00:02:30,639 Be gentle please [GASPS]. 55 00:02:31,706 --> 00:02:32,706 Mother! 56 00:02:32,707 --> 00:02:33,817 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 57 00:02:33,841 --> 00:02:35,072 Just gonna try again, okay? 58 00:02:35,147 --> 00:02:36,312 Okay, okay. 59 00:02:36,387 --> 00:02:39,592 It looks like subepidermal hematoma. 60 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:41,617 Oh my God, is that fatal? 61 00:02:41,641 --> 00:02:44,072 No, no, no, it's just trauma. 62 00:02:44,147 --> 00:02:45,497 What exactly happened? 63 00:02:45,521 --> 00:02:48,119 Did she punch you in the penis? 64 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,639 I mean, there was. 65 00:02:53,826 --> 00:02:54,826 No. 66 00:02:54,827 --> 00:02:56,272 Why is it still erect? 67 00:02:56,347 --> 00:02:57,599 It's not erect. 68 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:04,226 Hey. 69 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:05,759 Hey, you all right? 70 00:03:09,187 --> 00:03:11,272 [FART SQUELCHES] 71 00:03:11,347 --> 00:03:13,512 I'm so sorry. 72 00:03:13,587 --> 00:03:16,352 I think I've had too much baraka. 73 00:03:16,427 --> 00:03:18,587 You know they're not suppositories, right? 74 00:03:21,867 --> 00:03:23,112 Good morning. 75 00:03:23,187 --> 00:03:24,752 - Oh gosh, are you okay? - Yeah. 76 00:03:24,827 --> 00:03:26,192 [FART SQUELCHES] 77 00:03:26,267 --> 00:03:27,599 [GROANS] Are you okay? 78 00:03:29,107 --> 00:03:32,479 Good morning team, valued staff members. 79 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:40,039 Right, who'd like some raisins? 80 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:43,319 Yeah, actually I would Chris, thanks. 81 00:03:43,394 --> 00:03:45,217 I'm absolutely ravenous. 82 00:03:45,241 --> 00:03:46,599 I had a big night last night. 83 00:03:49,241 --> 00:03:51,392 So I know that we've all got a lot 84 00:03:51,467 --> 00:03:52,737 to be getting on with 85 00:03:52,761 --> 00:03:55,592 but I just wanted to remind all of you 86 00:03:55,667 --> 00:04:00,152 that if ever work becomes too stressful 87 00:04:00,227 --> 00:04:03,352 and you want to talk about it 88 00:04:03,427 --> 00:04:05,792 or about anything else for that matter, 89 00:04:05,867 --> 00:04:07,039 I'm always here. 90 00:04:08,227 --> 00:04:10,072 That includes you, too, Evelyn. 91 00:04:10,147 --> 00:04:12,352 I never find work stressful. 92 00:04:12,427 --> 00:04:14,592 Well, no, but if you ever wanted 93 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:16,719 to talk about something more personal. 94 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:19,012 Okay, so. 95 00:04:19,087 --> 00:04:20,847 I was the first in my class to get my period. 96 00:04:20,848 --> 00:04:22,312 It doesn't have to be now. 97 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:25,152 So I've had an update on the Dixons car phone data breach. 98 00:04:25,227 --> 00:04:27,147 I do think this is going to be one for you, Mary. 99 00:04:27,148 --> 00:04:29,352 They've used a 28-bit block cipher. 100 00:04:29,427 --> 00:04:30,817 That's what my PhD was in. 101 00:04:30,841 --> 00:04:32,392 Exactly. 102 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:34,377 And no one else could bear taking it on. 103 00:04:34,401 --> 00:04:38,072 Really, okay well it might take me a little longer 104 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:40,672 than usual because my mum's not been well. 105 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,199 She's nearly 90. 106 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:45,192 She musta had you when she was very young. 107 00:04:45,267 --> 00:04:47,759 You see this is a good example 108 00:04:47,834 --> 00:04:50,192 of something that you might want to come and speak 109 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:51,457 to me about. 110 00:04:51,481 --> 00:04:54,632 I'd really appreciate that actually, Chris. 111 00:04:54,707 --> 00:04:57,999 She keeps telling me to go fuck myself. 112 00:05:01,226 --> 00:05:03,186 Well, perhaps when you've finished all this work 113 00:05:03,187 --> 00:05:05,592 and removed all the corrupted files. 114 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:07,672 Oh, right. 115 00:05:07,747 --> 00:05:10,152 End of play today would be soon enough. 116 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,639 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 117 00:05:15,707 --> 00:05:16,707 Hey you. 118 00:05:35,787 --> 00:05:38,319 [WOMEN COOING] 119 00:05:39,841 --> 00:05:40,841 Oh. 120 00:05:45,707 --> 00:05:47,490 Wonder if it's a boy or a girl. 121 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,514 Oh gosh. 122 00:05:49,467 --> 00:05:50,857 I can never tell. 123 00:05:50,881 --> 00:05:52,312 That's the problem with babies, 124 00:05:52,387 --> 00:05:54,752 they don't have boobs. 125 00:05:54,827 --> 00:05:58,192 No. 126 00:05:58,267 --> 00:05:59,267 Hi. 127 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:04,512 Hello darling. 128 00:06:04,587 --> 00:06:06,199 - Well done. - Thanks. 129 00:06:09,627 --> 00:06:10,827 Hey, I've just been looking 130 00:06:10,867 --> 00:06:12,632 at the Karasimov file, do we have a contact 131 00:06:12,707 --> 00:06:14,307 in linguistics who can translate Russian? 132 00:06:14,308 --> 00:06:15,392 Have you tried Olga? 133 00:06:15,467 --> 00:06:17,067 I can never understand what she's saying. 134 00:06:17,068 --> 00:06:18,112 You know she's Russian. 135 00:06:18,187 --> 00:06:19,712 Oh is that what that is? 136 00:06:19,787 --> 00:06:21,359 Oh right. 137 00:06:21,434 --> 00:06:23,039 Thanks for the card by the way 138 00:06:23,114 --> 00:06:26,352 but I only celebrate my birthday every other year. 139 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,467 Well, that's fine just keep it for next year then. 140 00:06:28,468 --> 00:06:30,406 There's nothing in there that can go off. 141 00:06:31,507 --> 00:06:32,507 Anything else? 142 00:06:33,907 --> 00:06:35,347 Well, I just wanted to let you know 143 00:06:35,348 --> 00:06:38,192 that I know about you and Jerry. 144 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,712 Has he been mouthing me off? 145 00:06:39,787 --> 00:06:42,577 Oh God, he didn't say if he'd done that as well. 146 00:06:42,601 --> 00:06:44,721 Sorry, so has this been going on for a while then? 147 00:06:44,787 --> 00:06:46,203 I only ask just 'cause Jerry seemed 148 00:06:46,227 --> 00:06:47,787 to imply it was like a permanent thing. 149 00:06:47,788 --> 00:06:50,626 Wow, okay, well, either way, 150 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,712 I just don't like to sleep with the same person 151 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:53,787 more than once. 152 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:55,712 I think it's lazy. 153 00:06:55,787 --> 00:06:57,570 Oh, no, I agree with that, me too. 154 00:06:57,594 --> 00:06:59,279 God, yeah. 155 00:06:59,354 --> 00:07:00,354 It's boring. 156 00:07:03,107 --> 00:07:04,512 But you never know, maybe one day 157 00:07:04,587 --> 00:07:06,827 you might find that one person who you wanna settle down. 158 00:07:06,828 --> 00:07:08,373 No, that would never work for me. 159 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:10,479 No, no, 'cause you're just. 160 00:07:13,387 --> 00:07:15,027 It's funny though I was doing one of those 161 00:07:15,028 --> 00:07:17,152 like online harmony tests things 162 00:07:17,227 --> 00:07:21,472 and we actually come out as 89% I think. 163 00:07:21,547 --> 00:07:23,999 Yeah, it's that 11% I'm worried about. 164 00:07:25,867 --> 00:07:27,239 Then why sleep with Jerry? 165 00:07:29,161 --> 00:07:30,472 Because I don't care about him 166 00:07:30,547 --> 00:07:31,719 like I'd care about you. 167 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:34,570 But you're right, 168 00:07:34,594 --> 00:07:36,754 I should let him know it won't happen again. 169 00:07:39,147 --> 00:07:41,679 Plus he's so not over his wife. 170 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:43,280 Say what? 171 00:07:50,547 --> 00:07:52,879 [PHONE RINGS] 172 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,257 Is everything okay? 173 00:07:56,281 --> 00:07:59,392 Well the district nurse will be around in a bit. 174 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:00,952 Yes, that's the one. 175 00:08:01,027 --> 00:08:03,712 But you really can't call her that nowadays. 176 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:04,832 [GLASS TAPPING] 177 00:08:04,907 --> 00:08:06,257 Yes? 178 00:08:06,281 --> 00:08:08,672 Hi, Chris, do you have like 40, 45 minutes? 179 00:08:08,747 --> 00:08:10,217 Not that long, no. 180 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:12,432 Is this about the Buble conspiracy? 181 00:08:12,507 --> 00:08:14,392 I don't know what that is. 182 00:08:14,467 --> 00:08:15,467 Thanks Evelyn. 183 00:08:17,187 --> 00:08:19,187 No, can you leave the room please? 184 00:08:19,747 --> 00:08:20,747 Oh my God. 185 00:08:22,827 --> 00:08:24,432 Sorry. 186 00:08:24,507 --> 00:08:25,507 Quickly. 187 00:08:27,481 --> 00:08:29,639 So, listen, I don't wanna name names 188 00:08:29,714 --> 00:08:31,512 but there is someone in the office 189 00:08:31,587 --> 00:08:33,787 who I've started to think of as more than just a friend. 190 00:08:33,788 --> 00:08:35,513 Why? 191 00:08:35,546 --> 00:08:36,626 'Cause she's really nice. 192 00:08:36,627 --> 00:08:39,312 - Are you talking about me? - No, why? 193 00:08:39,387 --> 00:08:41,439 - Are you interested? - Of course not. 194 00:08:41,514 --> 00:08:43,152 So this is about Tuva? 195 00:08:43,227 --> 00:08:44,827 Oh, I really don't wanna say who it is. 196 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,152 Well I'm guessing it's not Mary. 197 00:08:46,227 --> 00:08:48,432 Oh, no, no, God no, no, definitely not Mary. 198 00:08:48,507 --> 00:08:50,257 Anyway, it turns out this person 199 00:08:50,281 --> 00:08:53,312 for whatever reason has actually ended up having sex 200 00:08:53,387 --> 00:08:55,392 with someone else on our team. 201 00:08:55,467 --> 00:08:57,672 - Jerry. - I really don't wanna name names. 202 00:08:57,747 --> 00:08:58,827 Yes, but surely not Mary? 203 00:08:58,828 --> 00:09:00,217 No, it's still not Mary 204 00:09:00,241 --> 00:09:02,605 but the thing is this person is in fact a very good friend. 205 00:09:02,641 --> 00:09:04,461 Jerry, of course, he walks all over you. 206 00:09:04,507 --> 00:09:06,919 And on top of that I've just found out he has a wife. 207 00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:08,072 Jerry's married? 208 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,987 So now I'm beginning to question do I even know 209 00:09:10,062 --> 00:09:11,182 who this person is anymore? 210 00:09:11,222 --> 00:09:12,232 Jerry? 211 00:09:12,307 --> 00:09:13,867 I mean, what do you think I should do? 212 00:09:13,868 --> 00:09:15,668 Do you think I should talk to him about it or? 213 00:09:15,867 --> 00:09:18,559 [PAPER RUSTLING] 214 00:09:37,347 --> 00:09:38,347 Yes. 215 00:09:39,627 --> 00:09:40,627 Right. 216 00:09:41,594 --> 00:09:42,594 It's a yes. 217 00:09:43,481 --> 00:09:44,872 Can I have a raisin? 218 00:09:44,947 --> 00:09:45,947 Yes. 219 00:09:50,747 --> 00:09:53,239 [JERRY GASPS] 220 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:00,512 Hey beautiful. 221 00:10:00,587 --> 00:10:02,792 Okay, so I'm just going to say it, so we can move on. 222 00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:04,152 Oh my God, you're pregnant? 223 00:10:04,227 --> 00:10:05,712 It's been less than 12 hours. 224 00:10:05,787 --> 00:10:07,027 I don't care I wanna keep it. 225 00:10:07,051 --> 00:10:08,131 No, this was a one off. 226 00:10:08,178 --> 00:10:09,512 It can never happen again. 227 00:10:09,587 --> 00:10:11,137 I don't understand, you sure sounded 228 00:10:11,161 --> 00:10:12,752 like you were enjoying yourself. 229 00:10:12,827 --> 00:10:14,912 You know sometimes I moan like that 230 00:10:14,987 --> 00:10:16,472 when I'm really bored. 231 00:10:16,547 --> 00:10:18,272 I thought we had a connection. 232 00:10:18,347 --> 00:10:20,257 You kept calling me Melissa. 233 00:10:20,281 --> 00:10:22,279 Oh come on, was it really that bad. 234 00:10:22,354 --> 00:10:24,879 Melissa... [SOBS] 235 00:10:27,347 --> 00:10:28,432 Yes. 236 00:10:28,507 --> 00:10:29,792 Fine, you know what? 237 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:31,603 Actually, I was on my way to find you 238 00:10:31,627 --> 00:10:33,632 and tell you the same thing so. 239 00:10:33,707 --> 00:10:36,592 So are we good? 240 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,707 Tuva, do you really think this is the first time 241 00:10:38,747 --> 00:10:40,872 I've had a one night stand, please. 242 00:10:40,947 --> 00:10:41,947 Great. 243 00:10:44,747 --> 00:10:49,599 - [JERRY SOBBING] - [UPBEAT MUSIC] 244 00:10:51,481 --> 00:10:54,512 Oh, hi, Jerry, I just wondered if we'd have a little chat. 245 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,603 It's actually not a great time for me. 246 00:10:56,627 --> 00:10:57,799 I'm super busy. 247 00:11:00,547 --> 00:11:02,079 Did Tuva come and see you? 248 00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:04,387 You know what she did. 249 00:11:05,761 --> 00:11:07,319 Poor kid. 250 00:11:07,394 --> 00:11:10,152 She won't leave me alone, so clingy. 251 00:11:10,227 --> 00:11:12,472 I had to shut that shit down. 252 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,497 I'm actually worried about her, she was a mess. 253 00:11:14,521 --> 00:11:15,759 I hope she's gonna be okay. 254 00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:20,041 Listen, if you ever wanna chat about anything, 255 00:11:20,065 --> 00:11:21,423 just, you know I'm here, right? 256 00:11:21,498 --> 00:11:22,498 Okay, thanks. 257 00:11:23,574 --> 00:11:25,374 Maybe you could come around to mine tonight. 258 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,907 Get my dad to cook something and we can chat. 259 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:32,257 Nah, I think it'll be too spicy. 260 00:11:32,281 --> 00:11:33,759 Let's go out, come on. 261 00:11:36,507 --> 00:11:38,617 Can we go somewhere cozy? 262 00:11:38,641 --> 00:11:41,552 Of course, the Railway Inn is super cozy, honestly. 263 00:11:41,627 --> 00:11:42,627 Is it? 264 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:45,872 Do they do mashed potatoes? 265 00:11:45,947 --> 00:11:48,119 I can ask, I mean, it's very easy to make. 266 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,212 - Okay. - [JOSEPH] Yeah? 267 00:11:54,287 --> 00:11:56,479 Yeah, let's do this. 268 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:57,580 Right. 269 00:12:02,281 --> 00:12:04,759 [KEYS TAPPING] 270 00:12:16,507 --> 00:12:19,159 [PHONE RINGING] 271 00:12:25,347 --> 00:12:26,552 Very nice. 272 00:12:26,627 --> 00:12:28,992 Hey, does this turn into a topless place later? 273 00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:30,752 I don't think so, no. 274 00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:33,297 Listen, I'm really glad we decided to go out, man. 275 00:12:33,321 --> 00:12:34,719 Just us two guys. 276 00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:38,574 Yeah, do you wanna just have a seat, 277 00:12:38,575 --> 00:12:39,975 and I'll just get this first round. 278 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,049 What would you like? 279 00:12:41,122 --> 00:12:42,432 Yeah, I'll have a scotch. 280 00:12:42,507 --> 00:12:44,559 Top shelf, neat. 281 00:12:44,634 --> 00:12:45,872 Cool, neat. 282 00:12:45,947 --> 00:12:48,217 No, neat, no ice. 283 00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:49,832 Yeah, yeah that's neat. 284 00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:51,937 Oh hey, also, get another round of whatever 285 00:12:51,961 --> 00:12:54,312 those two are having. 286 00:12:54,387 --> 00:12:55,592 What, for us? 287 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:56,912 For them. 288 00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:58,159 Oh right, okay. 289 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:03,832 [PEOPLE GASPING] 290 00:13:03,907 --> 00:13:06,337 Hey, Tuva, what are you doing here? 291 00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:08,432 Hey, you want to see some magic tricks? 292 00:13:08,507 --> 00:13:09,512 I can't really. 293 00:13:09,587 --> 00:13:10,657 Oh come on, pick a card. 294 00:13:10,681 --> 00:13:13,457 Okay, okay, just really quick. 295 00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:14,481 I love magic. 296 00:13:42,914 --> 00:13:43,914 Hello? 297 00:13:44,987 --> 00:13:46,512 I am so sorry, Jerry, 298 00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:47,919 there was a huge queue. 299 00:13:49,387 --> 00:13:50,512 Where'd you get that? 300 00:13:50,587 --> 00:13:52,412 Oh, I didn't even see that. 301 00:13:52,487 --> 00:13:53,512 Cheers, buddy. 302 00:13:53,587 --> 00:13:55,439 Cheers man, you all right. 303 00:13:56,947 --> 00:13:57,963 This is nice, isn't it? 304 00:13:57,987 --> 00:13:59,785 - Just us two. - [JERRY GASPS] 305 00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:01,632 - Chatting away. - [JERRY] Right? 306 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:02,952 Yeah. 307 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,490 Well, you know, it just dawned on me. 308 00:14:04,491 --> 00:14:05,691 We've never really ever spoken 309 00:14:05,692 --> 00:14:07,217 about relationships and stuff. 310 00:14:07,241 --> 00:14:10,752 No, so when was the last long term relationship you had? 311 00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:11,827 Oh me. 312 00:14:13,387 --> 00:14:14,592 Probably like my gran. 313 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:15,707 Do you have type? 314 00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:18,914 I haven't really established a pattern yet. 315 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,921 You ever hooked up with anyone at work? 316 00:14:24,922 --> 00:14:26,352 No not yet. 317 00:14:26,427 --> 00:14:28,483 Aren't there like 6,000 people workin' at GCHQ? 318 00:14:28,507 --> 00:14:30,467 Well, yeah, but I mean I can't access everywhere 319 00:14:30,468 --> 00:14:31,552 with my pass so. 320 00:14:31,627 --> 00:14:33,472 Yeah, but surely those odds are great. 321 00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:35,452 I mean, even for somethin' happenin' by chance. 322 00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:37,527 Yeah, but I mean I don't know how accurate a figure 323 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,128 that is, I mean, that might include staff 324 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,712 from GCHQ Bute for all I know. 325 00:14:40,787 --> 00:14:42,867 I don't wanna have to trek down there every time. 326 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:46,657 I'm not makin' you uncomfortable, am I? 327 00:14:46,681 --> 00:14:47,952 I'm just tryin' to be friendly. 328 00:14:48,027 --> 00:14:49,027 No, it's. 329 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,392 What? 330 00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:52,947 No, it's just nice hearing you refer 331 00:14:52,948 --> 00:14:54,240 to me as a friend, that's all. 332 00:14:56,427 --> 00:14:57,467 Are you all right? 333 00:14:58,541 --> 00:15:00,221 You know what, let's get another round. 334 00:15:00,674 --> 00:15:01,834 Oh no, I'm gonna get these. 335 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:03,100 That's absolutely fine. 336 00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:04,883 Right, then get us a couple of shots too. 337 00:15:04,907 --> 00:15:05,907 Neat? 338 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:07,907 Yeah. 339 00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:12,481 Hey. 340 00:15:13,634 --> 00:15:15,159 So who are you here with? 341 00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:18,719 Oh, just a couple of old school friends. 342 00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:20,826 Those two? 343 00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:23,672 No, not them two, no, no. 344 00:15:23,747 --> 00:15:24,787 You want a drink? 345 00:15:25,907 --> 00:15:27,347 Maybe just like a really quick one? 346 00:15:27,348 --> 00:15:28,833 Can we have a couple of tequilas? 347 00:15:30,754 --> 00:15:32,730 Yes, it's just a little bit tricky at the moment 348 00:15:32,754 --> 00:15:34,730 because the, one of the people that I'm here with, 349 00:15:34,754 --> 00:15:36,999 he's a bit upset 'cause the girl he was seeing 350 00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:38,472 has just split up with him so. 351 00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:39,547 Is she hot? 352 00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:43,559 I find her attractive, yeah. 353 00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,283 Are you going to say something? 354 00:15:46,307 --> 00:15:48,552 To you, oh, I don't know. 355 00:15:48,627 --> 00:15:50,792 Maybe, I just don't want him to think 356 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,532 that I've been thinking about them having sex, you know? 357 00:15:54,607 --> 00:15:55,632 There you go. 358 00:15:55,707 --> 00:15:56,707 Oh well. 359 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,027 [SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 360 00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,372 Right. 361 00:16:01,447 --> 00:16:02,519 [JOSEPH SPUTTERS] 362 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:03,832 Oh my God, what's that? 363 00:16:03,907 --> 00:16:05,592 You never had tequila before? 364 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,439 I thought it was like squash. 365 00:16:07,514 --> 00:16:09,552 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 366 00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:11,657 I am so sorry Jerry. 367 00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:12,730 Man, what took so long? 368 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,352 I had to pop to the toilet. 369 00:16:14,427 --> 00:16:15,832 Just I've got the runs I think. 370 00:16:15,907 --> 00:16:17,999 Well, surely that would make things quicker. 371 00:16:18,074 --> 00:16:20,512 Well, there wasn't a cubicle so. 372 00:16:20,587 --> 00:16:21,792 Let's do this. 373 00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:23,674 - Cheers buddy. - Cheers man. 374 00:16:26,474 --> 00:16:27,937 [JERRY WHOOPS] 375 00:16:27,961 --> 00:16:29,052 Yeah. 376 00:16:29,127 --> 00:16:30,432 So what were we talkin' about. 377 00:16:30,507 --> 00:16:32,512 Well, I think you were about 378 00:16:32,587 --> 00:16:34,337 to me about your last relationship. 379 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,512 What, no, man, don't bring me down. 380 00:16:36,587 --> 00:16:37,959 I'm tryin' to get up. 381 00:16:39,627 --> 00:16:41,563 You know, you really should go for one of those. 382 00:16:41,587 --> 00:16:43,319 Which one's your favorite? 383 00:16:43,386 --> 00:16:44,626 I just wouldn't wanna choose. 384 00:16:44,627 --> 00:16:46,272 - [JERRY] Come on man. - It's fine. 385 00:16:46,347 --> 00:16:47,363 No, Jerry, honestly. 386 00:16:47,387 --> 00:16:48,963 Oh they are so waiting for you. 387 00:16:48,987 --> 00:16:50,272 They're begging for it. 388 00:16:50,347 --> 00:16:51,425 She's not. 389 00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:53,661 All right, I'm gonna go talk to 'em, see what I can do. 390 00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:55,078 Come on, come on, quickly, quickly. 391 00:16:55,102 --> 00:16:56,707 - Okay. - Yeah baby. 392 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:03,912 So, just so I know, how much are you willing to spend? 393 00:17:03,987 --> 00:17:04,987 What? 394 00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:10,479 Hi Chris just to let you know 395 00:17:10,554 --> 00:17:12,512 that I've finally cracked it. 396 00:17:12,587 --> 00:17:14,359 Yes, I was just going to take a look. 397 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,159 I'll let Dixons know. 398 00:17:21,747 --> 00:17:23,272 Is there something else? 399 00:17:23,347 --> 00:17:26,319 No, no, I should probably get back to Mum. 400 00:17:26,394 --> 00:17:28,159 Yes, good idea. 401 00:17:32,627 --> 00:17:35,459 The district nurse just called and she's... 402 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,460 Died. 403 00:17:50,907 --> 00:17:52,872 Okay, try not to take this the wrong way 404 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,512 but they both have concerns about your dwarfism. 405 00:17:55,587 --> 00:17:58,032 Well, that's fine, I completely understand. What about you? 406 00:17:58,107 --> 00:17:59,707 I think I'm starting to get used to it. 407 00:17:59,731 --> 00:18:01,451 No, are you interested in either of those? 408 00:18:01,452 --> 00:18:03,392 No, no, I'm not lookin' for a relationship. 409 00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,319 Oh what, because you're married, Jerry? 410 00:18:08,147 --> 00:18:10,112 Have people been talkin' about me behind my back? 411 00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:11,265 Why didn't you tell me? 412 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,701 'Cause it's none of your business. 413 00:18:12,702 --> 00:18:13,992 Well you told Tuva. 414 00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:16,039 That was different, all right, just slipped out. 415 00:18:16,114 --> 00:18:18,073 Well, Jerry, there's been plenty of opportunities 416 00:18:18,074 --> 00:18:19,714 when it could've easily slipped out of me. 417 00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:21,667 - What? - [WAITER] Sorry guys. 418 00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:24,187 What else did Tuva say about me? 419 00:18:24,211 --> 00:18:25,491 I don't know, why would I care 420 00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:27,319 about how she feels about you? 421 00:18:27,394 --> 00:18:28,394 Wait a? 422 00:18:29,707 --> 00:18:31,432 You like Tuva? 423 00:18:31,507 --> 00:18:34,432 Yes, I like, of course I like Tuva. 424 00:18:34,507 --> 00:18:36,032 Obviously. 425 00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:37,432 Why is that so funny? 426 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:38,599 No, it's just. 427 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:40,897 You deserve better. 428 00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:41,999 No I don't. 429 00:18:42,074 --> 00:18:43,973 Hey, I'm just tryin' to look out for you, okay? 430 00:18:43,974 --> 00:18:45,252 You just said we were buddies. 431 00:18:45,327 --> 00:18:47,407 Yeah, well buddies don't keep things from each other. 432 00:18:47,408 --> 00:18:49,632 Exactly, I mean, I didn't know you liked her like that. 433 00:18:49,707 --> 00:18:51,563 You shoulda made your feelings more obvious. 434 00:18:51,587 --> 00:18:52,587 [TUVA] Hey. 435 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,959 What, Tuva, what? 436 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,912 So is Jerry your date? 437 00:18:57,987 --> 00:18:59,319 Mm-hm. 438 00:18:59,394 --> 00:19:00,394 Cool. 439 00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:04,079 Why didn't you say? 440 00:19:04,154 --> 00:19:06,392 You knew she was here? 441 00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:07,732 Sorry, did I not tell you that? 442 00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:09,132 Is this why you brought me here 443 00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:10,552 so you two can hang out? 444 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,267 Hang on, I just need to work out exactly 445 00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:14,572 how this came about 'cause I'm actually quite drunk now. 446 00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:16,432 This is how you try to cheer me up? 447 00:19:16,507 --> 00:19:18,507 Well, apart from this bit I'm havin' a great night. 448 00:19:18,508 --> 00:19:19,512 Me too, I'm gonna go out 449 00:19:19,587 --> 00:19:22,097 to the garden to smoke some weed. 450 00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:24,019 - [JERRY] Whoa. - [TUVA] You guys wanna come? 451 00:19:24,094 --> 00:19:25,359 No, not, my asthma's. 452 00:19:25,434 --> 00:19:27,072 - No, knock yourself out. - Sorry. 453 00:19:27,147 --> 00:19:29,232 Cool, later. 454 00:19:29,307 --> 00:19:30,392 Why would you lie to me? 455 00:19:30,467 --> 00:19:31,537 I thought we were friends. 456 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:32,632 Well, you know what? 457 00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:34,027 I thought we were friends as well 458 00:19:34,102 --> 00:19:35,268 but there's some people who think you walk all over me. 459 00:19:35,269 --> 00:19:36,752 What? What else do they say? 460 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:37,932 That you pee sitting down. 461 00:19:38,007 --> 00:19:39,833 Okay, that's my business and not all the time. 462 00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:41,714 Okay, sometimes I don't know what's gonna happen 463 00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:42,792 so I play it safe. 464 00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:44,032 That you're secretly vegan. 465 00:19:44,107 --> 00:19:45,132 Oh fuck you. 466 00:19:45,207 --> 00:19:46,232 That you're weak. 467 00:19:46,307 --> 00:19:47,312 You think I'm weak? 468 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,933 Well, you're always talkin' about how tough you are 469 00:19:48,934 --> 00:19:50,374 but no one's ever seen it have they? 470 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,399 Okay, you know what? 471 00:19:51,474 --> 00:19:52,599 Here, you wanna arm wrestle? 472 00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:54,354 I don't wanna arm wrestle, it hurts my arm. 473 00:19:54,355 --> 00:19:56,672 - Whatever. - You know what I'm done. 474 00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,427 Where are you, hey, hey, don't walk away. 475 00:19:58,451 --> 00:20:00,697 - I'm talkin' to you. - I'm going home Jerry. 476 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:01,879 What a wuss. 477 00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:05,132 - Okay get up. - What? 478 00:20:05,207 --> 00:20:06,499 - [JOSEPH] Get up. - Why? 479 00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:08,419 We're fighting, get up. 480 00:20:08,494 --> 00:20:09,752 We're gonna fight? 481 00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:11,792 I'm the one who should be fighting you. 482 00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:13,067 Go for it, move your table. 483 00:20:13,141 --> 00:20:15,377 - Oh, oh, you want help with the table? - [JOSEPH] Yeah. 484 00:20:15,401 --> 00:20:16,559 Yeah, where are we going? 485 00:20:16,634 --> 00:20:18,532 - Just to the right like that. - [JERRY] There. 486 00:20:18,607 --> 00:20:20,432 - Thank you. - I can move furniture too. 487 00:20:20,507 --> 00:20:21,587 [JOSEPH] Go for it. 488 00:20:22,107 --> 00:20:24,552 Look at that and this. 489 00:20:24,627 --> 00:20:26,592 Here, there, there, you have enough space 490 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:28,632 for all your moves huh? 491 00:20:28,707 --> 00:20:30,359 - You little. - Little what? 492 00:20:30,434 --> 00:20:31,434 Just little. 493 00:20:32,146 --> 00:20:33,146 [JOSEPH GRUNTS] 494 00:20:33,147 --> 00:20:34,439 Yeah, sorry buddy. 495 00:20:34,514 --> 00:20:36,034 I'm sorry, it's just instinct, sorry. 496 00:20:36,947 --> 00:20:38,977 - Hey! - Hey! 497 00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:40,632 Okay, can you stop hugging me? 498 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:41,707 No. 499 00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:43,872 Hey. 500 00:20:43,947 --> 00:20:45,752 [JOSEPH GRUNTS] Ow Jerry! 501 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,759 Sorry, again, instinct. 502 00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:49,439 Come on, get up. 503 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:50,514 Hey, don't try! 504 00:20:50,587 --> 00:20:51,639 Ow! 505 00:20:51,714 --> 00:20:53,759 Yeah, yeah, kick me. 506 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,297 Where you goin' you little squirrel? 507 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,577 Oh, you're tryin' to look me in the eye huh? 508 00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:58,841 Why are you such a dickhead? 509 00:20:58,874 --> 00:21:00,072 What? 510 00:21:00,147 --> 00:21:01,827 Well you treat me like shit all the time. 511 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,712 I don't treat you like shit, you're my PA. 512 00:21:03,787 --> 00:21:06,068 I'm not your PA, I've been workin' at GCHQ for 12 years. 513 00:21:06,069 --> 00:21:07,954 I'm a junior analyst. 514 00:21:07,987 --> 00:21:09,827 - Really? - Yes! 515 00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:11,057 Just lose the front. 516 00:21:11,081 --> 00:21:12,843 Oh you think I have a front now? 517 00:21:12,867 --> 00:21:13,897 You think I'm frontin'? 518 00:21:13,921 --> 00:21:16,919 - Well why won't you let me in? - Jesus. 519 00:21:16,994 --> 00:21:18,279 Come on, why? 520 00:21:22,387 --> 00:21:24,147 You wanna know why I won't let you in, huh? 521 00:21:24,148 --> 00:21:26,017 You really wanna know? 522 00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,879 'Cause the last time I let someone in, I shot him. 523 00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:32,639 I lost my best friend. 524 00:21:34,987 --> 00:21:37,432 Is that what you wanted to hear? 525 00:21:37,507 --> 00:21:38,599 All right, are you happy? 526 00:21:42,107 --> 00:21:44,639 [JOSEPH THUDS] 527 00:21:48,627 --> 00:21:50,399 You really gotta work on your instinct. 528 00:21:52,907 --> 00:21:55,439 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 529 00:21:57,147 --> 00:21:59,872 [DOGS BARKING] 530 00:21:59,947 --> 00:22:02,399 [MAN SNORES] 531 00:22:04,107 --> 00:22:05,107 [JOSEPH] Jerry. 532 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,832 ♪ Hurray, hurray, hurray ♪ 533 00:22:09,907 --> 00:22:11,577 ♪ Misery's on the way ♪ 534 00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:15,352 ♪ There are bad vibes just around the corner ♪ 535 00:22:15,427 --> 00:22:18,792 ♪ There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky ♪ 536 00:22:18,867 --> 00:22:22,472 ♪ It's as clear as crystal from Bridlington to Bristol ♪ 537 00:22:22,547 --> 00:22:24,392 ♪ That we can't save democracy ♪ 538 00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:26,097 ♪ And we don't much care ♪ 539 00:22:26,121 --> 00:22:27,923 ♪ We'd better all learn the lyrics ♪ 540 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,312 ♪ Of the old Red Flag ♪ 541 00:22:30,387 --> 00:22:34,479 ♪ But wait till we drop down dead ♪ 542 00:22:34,579 --> 00:22:36,779 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 37015

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