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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:18,762 --> 00:00:21,328 All right, let's try over here. 4 00:00:21,362 --> 00:00:23,295 Set up traps there, and there as well. 5 00:00:23,328 --> 00:00:25,961 Last time I saw him, he ran right through here. 6 00:00:26,961 --> 00:00:28,595 This is so retarded, Cartman. 7 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:30,595 You've got everyone believing your stupid story. 8 00:00:30,628 --> 00:00:34,862 It isn't a story, it's true! I saw a leprechaun. 9 00:00:34,895 --> 00:00:38,262 I've seen him come through here three days in a row, now. 10 00:00:38,296 --> 00:00:40,329 Hawkeyes, this is Dragonwind. Do you copy? 11 00:00:40,929 --> 00:00:42,262 This is Hawkeyes. 12 00:00:42,296 --> 00:00:44,529 We've set up the net and we're standing by. 13 00:00:44,563 --> 00:00:46,706 Copy that, Hawkeyes. Keep surveillance tag Alpha Niner. 14 00:00:46,730 --> 00:00:48,196 Dragonwind out. 15 00:00:48,229 --> 00:00:50,772 Just admit you were lying, Cartman, so that everyone can go home. 16 00:00:50,796 --> 00:00:52,763 Oh, no! We have a deal, Kyle! 17 00:00:52,796 --> 00:00:54,196 If I can prove there's a leprechaun, 18 00:00:54,229 --> 00:00:56,731 you have to suck my balls, remember? 19 00:00:56,764 --> 00:00:59,530 Dragonwind to Blackie. What's your six, Blackie? 20 00:01:01,464 --> 00:01:03,797 I don't want the code name "Blackie." 21 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:04,939 Code names are what they are, Blackie. 22 00:01:04,963 --> 00:01:07,030 Check your six and alert when in position. 23 00:01:07,063 --> 00:01:08,764 This is fucking retarded! 24 00:01:08,797 --> 00:01:10,006 (SNICKERS) Getting nervous, Kyle? 25 00:01:10,030 --> 00:01:12,364 When that leprechaun shows up, you must suck my balls. 26 00:01:12,397 --> 00:01:14,464 Don't forget, I have a signed contract from you. 27 00:01:14,497 --> 00:01:16,373 Yeah, and if you couldn't prove there was a leprechaun 28 00:01:16,397 --> 00:01:17,565 you had to give me $10. 29 00:01:17,598 --> 00:01:19,997 Now just pay up and stop being stupid! 30 00:01:20,031 --> 00:01:21,864 God damn it, why hasn't it shown up yet? 31 00:01:21,897 --> 00:01:23,897 Dragonwind to Faggot. Come in, Faggot. 32 00:01:25,198 --> 00:01:27,832 This is Faggot. Go ahead. 33 00:01:27,864 --> 00:01:29,574 Faggot, I need you to keep surveillance north-northeast. 34 00:01:29,598 --> 00:01:31,164 Check back in five. 35 00:01:31,198 --> 00:01:33,864 Okay, will do. Faggot out. 36 00:01:33,897 --> 00:01:35,631 (GROANS IN DISGUST) 37 00:01:35,665 --> 00:01:37,997 Okay, that's enough. Everybody! 38 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:40,599 Cartman is just pulling one of his stupid tricks on everyone 39 00:01:40,632 --> 00:01:42,599 because he's trying to get out of a deal he made. 40 00:01:42,632 --> 00:01:43,965 It was here, I swear it! 41 00:01:43,998 --> 00:01:45,742 I don't know why it's not showing up this time! 42 00:01:45,766 --> 00:01:47,799 You didn't see a leprechaun, fatass! 43 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:49,408 If you could prove it, I had to suck your balls, 44 00:01:49,432 --> 00:01:51,399 but if you couldn't, you had to pay me $10! 45 00:01:51,432 --> 00:01:52,466 Pay up! 46 00:01:53,632 --> 00:01:55,499 I got something! I got it! 47 00:01:56,865 --> 00:01:59,833 It's... Oh, jeez, I think it's a leprechaun! 48 00:01:59,865 --> 00:02:01,899 No, there is not a leprechaun. 49 00:02:01,933 --> 00:02:03,433 Set off Diversion Track C! 50 00:02:10,767 --> 00:02:12,033 Dude... 51 00:02:12,066 --> 00:02:13,567 Fuck me, it's a leprechaun. 52 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,734 Get it! 53 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:19,133 Get that fucking leprechaun! I want it alive! 54 00:02:31,835 --> 00:02:32,934 Wow. Cool. 55 00:02:32,967 --> 00:02:34,568 No way. Whoa. 56 00:02:34,601 --> 00:02:36,934 Move aside! Move aside! 57 00:02:36,967 --> 00:02:39,234 All right, butthole, where's the gold? 58 00:02:40,867 --> 00:02:42,243 You lads don't know what you're doing. 59 00:02:42,267 --> 00:02:43,801 I need to deliver an important message. 60 00:02:43,835 --> 00:02:45,369 There's going to be an attack! 61 00:02:45,402 --> 00:02:48,335 Tell me where the gold is or you die. Slow. 62 00:02:51,502 --> 00:02:52,602 Where'd he go? 63 00:02:54,268 --> 00:02:55,812 I was sent to warn of a terrorist attack, 64 00:02:55,836 --> 00:02:57,268 but you boys have made me late. 65 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,736 Now the terrorists will prevail. The end is near! 66 00:03:02,669 --> 00:03:03,769 Dude. 67 00:03:05,302 --> 00:03:06,370 (CLEARS THROAT) 68 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,936 Kyle, suck my balls. 69 00:03:39,137 --> 00:03:42,204 Dad, where do leprechauns come from? 70 00:03:42,237 --> 00:03:44,003 From Ireland. 71 00:03:44,037 --> 00:03:45,937 So why would one come to America 72 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:48,404 to warn us about a terrorist attack? 73 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:51,638 Kyle, leprechauns aren't real. You're almost nine now, 74 00:03:51,672 --> 00:03:55,271 you need to understand the difference between real and imaginary. 75 00:03:55,305 --> 00:03:56,904 I thought I did. 76 00:03:56,938 --> 00:03:58,238 (DOORBELL RINGS) 77 00:04:01,004 --> 00:04:03,638 Oh, Ms. Broflovski, how are you this fine evening? 78 00:04:03,672 --> 00:04:06,705 Oh, hello, Eric. Kyle, your friend is here. 79 00:04:06,739 --> 00:04:10,071 Hello, Mr. Broflovski, Ike. Nice evening, isn't it? 80 00:04:10,105 --> 00:04:13,339 Well, Kyle, shall we go up to your room for a few minutes? 81 00:04:13,373 --> 00:04:15,606 Get out of here, Cartman. We're eating dinner! 82 00:04:15,639 --> 00:04:17,606 Kyle, I believe a certain someone 83 00:04:17,639 --> 00:04:19,879 is supposed to put a certain set of balls in their mouth. 84 00:04:19,905 --> 00:04:21,039 I'm not doing it, fatass! 85 00:04:21,072 --> 00:04:22,139 Doing what? 86 00:04:22,172 --> 00:04:23,806 We had a deal, Kyle! 87 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,005 Just get out of here! 88 00:04:25,039 --> 00:04:27,306 You signed an agreement, Kyle! 89 00:04:27,339 --> 00:04:29,506 I don't care if I signed an agreement! 90 00:04:29,539 --> 00:04:31,773 Hey now, Kyle, if you made a deal with somebody, 91 00:04:31,806 --> 00:04:33,340 you have to stick by it. 92 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,973 Thank you, Mr. Broflovski. 93 00:04:35,006 --> 00:04:37,107 What was the agreement? 94 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:40,040 That if he could prove leprechauns exist, I would suck his balls. 95 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:41,240 What, what, what? 96 00:04:41,273 --> 00:04:43,707 And there was a leprechaun! You saw it, Kyle! 97 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:46,374 Yay, Kyle's going to suck balls. 98 00:04:50,574 --> 00:04:51,873 Hey, dudes. 99 00:04:52,940 --> 00:04:54,173 Hey, Kyle. 100 00:04:54,941 --> 00:04:56,708 So, how was it? 101 00:04:56,742 --> 00:04:58,308 How was what? 102 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,441 Sucking Cartman's balls. 103 00:05:00,475 --> 00:05:03,708 I didn't suck his balls, all right? And I'm not going to! 104 00:05:03,742 --> 00:05:06,317 Dude, why did you ever agree to suck his balls in the first place? 105 00:05:06,341 --> 00:05:08,675 I didn't think there would actually be a leprechaun! 106 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:09,974 And I still don't! 107 00:05:10,007 --> 00:05:12,808 Why would a leprechaun be warning us of a terrorist attack? 108 00:05:12,842 --> 00:05:14,575 There's another explanation for all this. 109 00:05:14,608 --> 00:05:16,109 Excuse me. 110 00:05:16,142 --> 00:05:19,309 Have you boys seen a leprechaun anywhere lately? 111 00:05:20,676 --> 00:05:22,018 What do you know about the leprechaun? 112 00:05:22,042 --> 00:05:23,776 Ooh, then you did see him. 113 00:05:23,809 --> 00:05:27,809 That's wondiferous! I want you to tell me everything he said. 114 00:05:27,843 --> 00:05:29,342 Where was he? What was he doing? 115 00:05:29,376 --> 00:05:30,843 All right, I've had enough! 116 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:32,709 Leprechauns are imaginary! 117 00:05:32,743 --> 00:05:34,542 Well, of course they are. 118 00:05:34,576 --> 00:05:36,709 But just because they're imaginary 119 00:05:36,743 --> 00:05:39,243 doesn't mean they aren't real. 120 00:05:39,276 --> 00:05:42,810 Haven't you boys ever used your imagination? 121 00:05:42,844 --> 00:05:45,543 You, young man! How would you like to be a cowboy? 122 00:05:45,577 --> 00:05:48,310 Or a swashbuckling pirate? 123 00:05:48,343 --> 00:05:50,210 And you, how would you like to be 124 00:05:50,243 --> 00:05:52,744 an astronaut, far out in space? 125 00:05:52,777 --> 00:05:55,543 All it takes is a little imagination. 126 00:05:57,377 --> 00:05:58,443 Who the hell are you? 127 00:05:58,477 --> 00:06:00,344 Still not convinced, eh? 128 00:06:00,378 --> 00:06:01,845 I tell you what, boys. 129 00:06:01,877 --> 00:06:06,177 What say we all take a ride on my Imagination Flying Machine? 130 00:06:08,745 --> 00:06:10,077 (BELL RINGS) 131 00:06:10,111 --> 00:06:11,177 Dude. 132 00:06:11,211 --> 00:06:15,244 Hop aboard, kids. I have something to show you. 133 00:06:15,277 --> 00:06:17,277 Uh... Are you gonna rape us? 134 00:06:20,977 --> 00:06:22,212 No. 135 00:06:23,245 --> 00:06:24,612 All right, then. 136 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,112 Come on, guys. 137 00:06:26,145 --> 00:06:27,278 Watch it, fellows. 138 00:06:27,312 --> 00:06:29,712 I'm pretty sure this guy wants to rape us. 139 00:06:29,746 --> 00:06:32,112 All aboard the Imagination Balloon! 140 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:39,878 Some people feel imagination isn't real, 141 00:06:39,911 --> 00:06:42,178 but I tell them that they're wrong. 142 00:06:42,212 --> 00:06:46,046 Because whenever I want to play and pretend, I just sing... 143 00:06:46,079 --> 00:06:50,646 ♪ The Imagination Song 144 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:57,346 ♪ Imagination 145 00:06:58,513 --> 00:07:03,446 ♪ Imagination 146 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:07,781 ♪ Imagination 147 00:07:07,814 --> 00:07:11,980 ♪ Imagination 148 00:07:12,013 --> 00:07:16,314 ♪ Imagination 149 00:07:16,347 --> 00:07:20,514 ♪ Imagination 150 00:07:21,147 --> 00:07:25,681 ♪ Imagination 151 00:07:25,714 --> 00:07:29,715 ♪ Imagination 152 00:07:30,548 --> 00:07:34,382 ♪ Imagination, imagination 153 00:07:34,415 --> 00:07:38,014 ♪ Imagination 154 00:07:38,948 --> 00:07:41,181 ♪ Imagination 155 00:07:41,215 --> 00:07:42,515 ♪ Imagination 156 00:07:42,548 --> 00:07:44,448 Are you gonna take us somewhere or not? 157 00:07:45,648 --> 00:07:48,449 But, my boy, we're already here. 158 00:08:06,449 --> 00:08:07,750 ALL: Whoa! 159 00:08:07,783 --> 00:08:09,082 What is this place? 160 00:08:09,116 --> 00:08:12,183 This is Imaginationland. 161 00:08:12,217 --> 00:08:14,617 It's where all the wonderful and goofy things 162 00:08:14,650 --> 00:08:17,650 that humans have made up over the years live together. 163 00:08:26,883 --> 00:08:28,283 (ALL CHEERING) 164 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:32,618 Citizens of Imaginationland! 165 00:08:32,651 --> 00:08:35,418 We have distinguished guests from the world beyond! 166 00:08:35,852 --> 00:08:37,218 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 167 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:38,284 Hello. 168 00:08:40,651 --> 00:08:44,451 Welcome to Imaginationland. I am the Lollipop King. 169 00:08:45,451 --> 00:08:49,585 We are honored to have creators in our kingdom. 170 00:08:49,618 --> 00:08:54,918 Wow! This is incredible and totally fucked up at the same time. 171 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:59,586 Now, good news, everyone! These boys did see the leprechaun! 172 00:08:59,619 --> 00:09:01,386 (ALL CHEERING) 173 00:09:01,419 --> 00:09:04,552 What did the leprechaun tell you? Did he have any news? 174 00:09:07,486 --> 00:09:10,285 Well, he said there was gonna be a... 175 00:09:10,319 --> 00:09:11,439 That there was gonna be a... 176 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,753 Allah! 177 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:17,186 Oh, fuck, no! 178 00:09:21,487 --> 00:09:22,487 (SCREAMS) 179 00:09:23,186 --> 00:09:24,754 (ALL SCREAMING) 180 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,854 (SPEAKING ARABIC) 181 00:09:28,886 --> 00:09:30,053 Run, Toto! 182 00:09:31,886 --> 00:09:32,919 (SCREAMING) 183 00:10:10,555 --> 00:10:12,255 (INAUDIBLE) 184 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,122 Stan, we have to get out of here! 185 00:10:21,123 --> 00:10:23,189 Quickly, boys! Get on my back! 186 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:30,056 Fellows! Fellows, wait! Hold on, fellows! 187 00:10:30,089 --> 00:10:31,156 Butters! 188 00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:32,956 Don't leave me, fellows! Come back! 189 00:10:33,523 --> 00:10:35,022 (GRUNTING) 190 00:10:35,623 --> 00:10:36,757 Dude! 191 00:10:39,757 --> 00:10:41,223 Butters! Butters! 192 00:10:43,557 --> 00:10:44,624 (GASPS) 193 00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:49,624 Where? Oh, oh, dude. 194 00:10:49,657 --> 00:10:53,957 Oh, it was just a dream. It was all just a crazy dream. 195 00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:55,858 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) Oh, my God. 196 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,023 (PHONE RINGING) 197 00:11:00,290 --> 00:11:01,557 Hello? 198 00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:03,691 Dude, did you finish your math homework? 199 00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:06,592 I kind of lost track of time last night. 200 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,325 No, no, I hardly got any sleep. 201 00:11:08,358 --> 00:11:09,501 I had this whole messed-up dream 202 00:11:09,525 --> 00:11:11,859 about some gay Mayor guy taking us to Imaginationland, 203 00:11:11,891 --> 00:11:13,759 where all these imaginary characters lived. 204 00:11:15,859 --> 00:11:18,291 And then it got attacked by terrorists? 205 00:11:18,325 --> 00:11:19,525 Yeah! How'd you know? 206 00:11:19,558 --> 00:11:21,358 Dude! I had the same dream! 207 00:11:21,392 --> 00:11:24,225 We jumped on a dragon's back, and Butters got left behind! 208 00:11:24,258 --> 00:11:26,159 Stan? Stanley? You haven't seen 209 00:11:26,192 --> 00:11:28,192 your little friend Butters, have you? 210 00:11:28,226 --> 00:11:29,393 Why? 211 00:11:29,426 --> 00:11:32,493 (CRYING) Our darling Butters never came home last night. 212 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,693 What did they say? 213 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,102 We don't want to jump to conclusions, 214 00:11:35,126 --> 00:11:37,693 but we're worried that maybe somebody kidnapped Butters, 215 00:11:37,726 --> 00:11:39,126 sodomized him over and over again 216 00:11:39,159 --> 00:11:41,126 and then fed his genitals to wild animals. 217 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,826 (SOBBING) 218 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,059 There, there, darling. 219 00:11:45,459 --> 00:11:46,760 Dude. 220 00:11:50,494 --> 00:11:53,761 Ladies and gentlemen, I have dire news. 221 00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:56,893 Yesterday, at approximately 1800 hours, 222 00:11:56,926 --> 00:12:00,794 terrorists successfully attacked our imagination. 223 00:12:03,926 --> 00:12:05,694 Our imagination? How? 224 00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:07,093 The imaginary attack appears to 225 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,761 have been in the works for years. 226 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:13,027 The effects of the attack are so far unimaginable. 227 00:12:13,061 --> 00:12:16,228 What do the terrorists want with our imagination? 228 00:12:16,894 --> 00:12:18,862 We can't imagine. 229 00:12:19,728 --> 00:12:21,728 We've intercepted this videotape 230 00:12:21,762 --> 00:12:23,495 the terrorists made for broadcast. 231 00:12:23,528 --> 00:12:26,361 Luckily, we've kept it from being broadcast to the public. 232 00:12:27,294 --> 00:12:30,661 (SPEAKING ARABIC) 233 00:12:32,662 --> 00:12:35,062 No! He's just a Care Bear! 234 00:12:37,129 --> 00:12:38,362 Oh, my God. 235 00:12:38,396 --> 00:12:41,662 Later in the video, we can see another imaginary hostage, 236 00:12:41,696 --> 00:12:43,662 this one reading a forced statement. 237 00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:46,329 "Praise to the mighty Allah, 238 00:12:46,362 --> 00:12:49,562 "whose divine grace and will have brought forth this day." 239 00:12:49,596 --> 00:12:50,962 (SPEAKING ARABIC) 240 00:12:50,995 --> 00:12:52,362 "Oh, jeez! 241 00:12:54,663 --> 00:12:57,764 "Now see, your safety is at our whim. 242 00:12:57,797 --> 00:12:59,697 "This is the price you pay, America! 243 00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:01,296 "You have defiled Allah, 244 00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:04,597 "and now we shall turn your imagination against you! 245 00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:07,029 "Death to the infidels!" 246 00:13:07,063 --> 00:13:08,929 Can I go now? 247 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,996 Stan! Kyle! 248 00:13:11,029 --> 00:13:12,963 Could you... Could you get me out of here? 249 00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:16,197 Gentlemen, the terrorists appear 250 00:13:16,231 --> 00:13:18,431 to have complete control of our imagination. 251 00:13:19,197 --> 00:13:21,765 It's only a matter of time before 252 00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:24,164 our imaginations start running wild. 253 00:13:26,897 --> 00:13:30,431 I believe a serious blow to democracy has just been dealt. 254 00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:33,164 A travesty has occurred, and I want justice! 255 00:13:33,197 --> 00:13:36,465 Kyle Broflovski did willingly and knowingly sign a contract, 256 00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:38,998 and yet, as to date, he has made no effort, 257 00:13:39,031 --> 00:13:43,065 nor does he show any intention, of ever sucking my balls! 258 00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:45,198 I've given him ample time to fulfill his obligation, 259 00:13:45,232 --> 00:13:47,432 and he has thus refused. 260 00:13:47,465 --> 00:13:50,332 I stand before you with dry balls, Your Honor. 261 00:13:50,365 --> 00:13:52,141 I have provided witnesses, collected testimonials, 262 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,132 and still, my balls remain dry. 263 00:13:54,165 --> 00:13:55,799 I want what I'm entitled to! 264 00:13:57,799 --> 00:13:59,500 Mr. Broflovski, did you agree 265 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:02,999 to orally imbibe Mr. Cartman's scrotum and testicles? 266 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,199 I... 267 00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:10,633 Is this not your signature on the contract? 268 00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:15,932 (STAMMERING) 269 00:14:15,966 --> 00:14:17,966 Come on! Really? 270 00:14:17,999 --> 00:14:20,933 I mean, aren't there more important things going on right now? 271 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:23,043 From what I've been presented and the evidence put forth, 272 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,768 the court has no choice but to order you 273 00:14:24,801 --> 00:14:27,434 to place Mr. Cartman's pubicle sac in your mouth 274 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,634 and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds. 275 00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,367 Yes! 276 00:14:32,401 --> 00:14:36,000 You have 24 hours to suck aforementioned balls. 277 00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:37,900 If after that time you still refuse, 278 00:14:37,933 --> 00:14:39,777 the court will be forced to arrest you for contempt. 279 00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:40,801 Next case! 280 00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:43,769 Thank you, Your Honor. 281 00:14:43,802 --> 00:14:46,668 This isn't a victory for me, this is a victory for the justice system. 282 00:14:46,702 --> 00:14:47,901 And my balls. 283 00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:53,702 What I am about to tell you is highly classified. 284 00:14:53,735 --> 00:14:58,602 Two days ago, Muslim terrorists hijacked our imagination. 285 00:14:58,635 --> 00:15:02,101 Frankly, we don't know what their next move is, or how to stop them. 286 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,636 In times like these, the government 287 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,703 often turns to Hollywood for help. 288 00:15:05,736 --> 00:15:08,703 You creative filmmakers can think of ideas we just can't. 289 00:15:08,736 --> 00:15:12,503 That's why we've asked you here, M. Night Shyamalan. 290 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:16,069 The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village, all very clever films. 291 00:15:16,102 --> 00:15:18,770 But can you use your amazing-idea brain now 292 00:15:18,803 --> 00:15:20,935 to help us stop the terrorists? 293 00:15:22,236 --> 00:15:23,403 What if... 294 00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:26,670 What if it turns out they aren't terrorists? 295 00:15:26,704 --> 00:15:29,337 But they're actually werewolves? From the future? 296 00:15:31,504 --> 00:15:34,837 No. No, they're terrorists. They've been linked to al Qaeda. 297 00:15:34,871 --> 00:15:38,003 But what if al Qaeda, it turns out, is the group being terrorized? 298 00:15:38,036 --> 00:15:39,970 By aliens? 299 00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:43,670 No, no. That's not an idea, that's a twist. 300 00:15:43,704 --> 00:15:45,604 We need ideas. 301 00:15:45,637 --> 00:15:48,304 How about we make everyone think that terrorists attacked us, 302 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:51,238 but really, we were all already dead? 303 00:15:52,638 --> 00:15:54,104 Get him out of here. 304 00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:57,671 Mr. Bay, can you think of any ideas 305 00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:59,505 how to outwit these terrorists? 306 00:15:59,538 --> 00:16:01,171 I believe I can. 307 00:16:01,204 --> 00:16:03,571 We start by making a big CG building, 308 00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:05,071 and then we have a meteor go... 309 00:16:05,104 --> 00:16:06,171 (IMITATING EXPLOSION) 310 00:16:06,204 --> 00:16:07,271 And it's all like... 311 00:16:07,304 --> 00:16:08,372 (IMITATING EXPLOSIONS) 312 00:16:08,406 --> 00:16:09,873 And motorcycles burst into flame 313 00:16:09,905 --> 00:16:11,515 while they jump over these helicopters, right? 314 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:15,439 No, no! We need ideas how to stop the terrorists! 315 00:16:15,472 --> 00:16:18,005 An 18-wheeler spins out of control, and it's all like... 316 00:16:18,038 --> 00:16:19,139 (IMITATING EXPLOSION) 317 00:16:19,172 --> 00:16:20,773 Into this huge tanker full of... 318 00:16:20,806 --> 00:16:24,606 (IMITATING EXPLOSIONS) 319 00:16:24,639 --> 00:16:27,639 Those aren't ideas, those are special effects! 320 00:16:30,306 --> 00:16:32,640 I don't understand the difference. 321 00:16:32,673 --> 00:16:35,273 I know you don't. Get him out of here! 322 00:16:35,306 --> 00:16:38,573 And being that we are all big Mel Gibson film fans, 323 00:16:38,607 --> 00:16:40,973 we thought maybe you could help us. 324 00:16:41,006 --> 00:16:44,273 My nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them! 325 00:16:45,807 --> 00:16:49,473 Yes, I don't suppose you have any creative ideas 326 00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:51,373 how to fight these terrorists? 327 00:16:51,407 --> 00:16:52,775 How about this? 328 00:16:52,808 --> 00:16:55,775 You have that videotape that the terrorists made, right? 329 00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:59,007 Well, maybe if you did a background check on that videotape, 330 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,107 you might find somebody who doesn't belong. 331 00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:03,741 Somebody who doesn't fit in Imaginationland. 332 00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:04,841 (SCREAMING) 333 00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:09,241 Hey, that's not a bad idea. 334 00:17:09,274 --> 00:17:10,608 Yeah. 335 00:17:10,641 --> 00:17:12,007 Say what you want about Mel Gibson, 336 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,876 but the son of a bitch knows story structure. 337 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,742 Get the videotape and do a background check on everyone in it! 338 00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:17,908 (SCREAMING) 339 00:17:17,941 --> 00:17:19,941 Yes! 340 00:17:19,975 --> 00:17:23,142 All the imaginary characters in the tape were identified, sir. 341 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:27,041 Count Chocula, Cinderella, Snarf from Thundercats, but here... 342 00:17:27,075 --> 00:17:30,509 Nothing in American folklore or storytelling match this kid. 343 00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:32,842 He appears to be just some kid. 344 00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:34,941 Stan! Kyle! 345 00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:37,009 Could you... Could you get me out of here? 346 00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:40,309 I want digital imaging and resource magnification done, stat! 347 00:17:40,343 --> 00:17:43,042 If that kid isn't imaginary, I want to know who he is, 348 00:17:43,076 --> 00:17:45,176 where he's from and who his friends are! 349 00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:46,510 Yes, sir! 350 00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:50,243 Who are you? 351 00:17:57,878 --> 00:18:00,210 Uh... Excuse me? Mr. Terrorist, sir? 352 00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:03,811 I'm actually not imaginary, 353 00:18:03,844 --> 00:18:06,711 and my parents are gonna ground me if I don't get back... 354 00:18:06,744 --> 00:18:08,477 (SPEAKING ARABIC) 355 00:18:08,511 --> 00:18:10,077 Okay, sorry. Sorry. 356 00:18:11,677 --> 00:18:14,277 Can you tell what the terrorists are doing? 357 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:17,110 They're doing something to Rockety Rocket. 358 00:18:17,744 --> 00:18:20,578 No! Leave me alone! 359 00:18:20,612 --> 00:18:23,512 It doesn't make sense. What do they want with Rockety? 360 00:18:23,545 --> 00:18:25,879 The only reason they would... 361 00:18:25,911 --> 00:18:29,545 Oh, my God. They're gonna blow up the barrier! 362 00:18:30,545 --> 00:18:32,078 What's the barrier? 363 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,345 The wall! 364 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,512 The wall which separates the evil side of Imaginationland 365 00:18:36,545 --> 00:18:38,645 from the good side! 366 00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:42,045 No! No, you can't blow up the barrier! Are you insane? 367 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,012 (SPEAKING ARABIC) 368 00:18:44,045 --> 00:18:45,513 We can't let this happen. 369 00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:47,979 It will be the end of Imaginationland. 370 00:18:48,012 --> 00:18:50,312 Yeah. You have to stop them, kid. 371 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,613 Me? 372 00:18:51,646 --> 00:18:53,279 What am I supposed to do? 373 00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:54,780 Don't you get it? 374 00:18:54,813 --> 00:18:56,579 If the terrorists blow that barrier, 375 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,045 all the most evil things ever imagined 376 00:18:59,079 --> 00:19:02,447 are gonna pour out, and take over Imaginationland for good! 377 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,514 You have to do something! 378 00:19:04,547 --> 00:19:05,714 (CRIES) 379 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,213 (ALL CHATTERING) 380 00:19:12,247 --> 00:19:13,680 Thanks for coming, everyone. 381 00:19:13,714 --> 00:19:17,414 The big moment is finally here, just as soon as Kyle arrives. 382 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,647 He's not gonna show up to suck your balls, dude. 383 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,013 He has to. He's been ordered by the court. 384 00:19:22,046 --> 00:19:24,148 Eric, I'm a little concerned about your obsession 385 00:19:24,181 --> 00:19:25,914 to have Kyle to suck your balls. 386 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,681 It just seems a little faggy. 387 00:19:29,715 --> 00:19:31,047 "Faggy"? 388 00:19:31,081 --> 00:19:33,981 What? You think I want Kyle to suck my balls for physical pleasure? 389 00:19:34,014 --> 00:19:35,848 This is about humiliation, people. 390 00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:38,848 This is about Kyle finally having to admit he was wrong. 391 00:19:38,882 --> 00:19:40,715 He was wrong, and so now he has to 392 00:19:40,748 --> 00:19:43,615 kneel before the king, and kiss his ring. 393 00:19:43,648 --> 00:19:45,581 Except the ring is my balls. 394 00:19:46,282 --> 00:19:48,048 Hey, he's here. 395 00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:49,682 What? Move aside, move aside! 396 00:19:50,682 --> 00:19:52,048 Dude, do you really have to do it? 397 00:19:52,082 --> 00:19:53,849 Let's just get this over with! 398 00:19:53,883 --> 00:19:55,482 Yes, come on in, peasant Kyle, 399 00:19:55,516 --> 00:19:57,716 and pay homage to the sultan's balls. 400 00:19:58,215 --> 00:19:59,382 God damn it! 401 00:20:00,082 --> 00:20:02,382 Yes. Yes! 402 00:20:04,082 --> 00:20:05,582 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 403 00:20:06,015 --> 00:20:07,349 (SIRENS BLARING) 404 00:20:12,049 --> 00:20:15,550 That's them, sir. Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski. 405 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:18,316 You boys need to come with us on a matter of national security. 406 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,517 Who are you? 407 00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:21,683 There's no time! You need to come with us right now! 408 00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:24,116 Hey, let go of him! 409 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,593 We aren't going to hurt your little friends, we just need information. 410 00:20:26,617 --> 00:20:28,817 No! No, he has to suck my balls! 411 00:20:31,518 --> 00:20:34,284 (SCREAMING) No! No! 412 00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:37,251 ALL: Allah! 413 00:20:37,917 --> 00:20:39,584 No! No! 414 00:20:41,217 --> 00:20:43,684 Hold on! Hold on a second! 415 00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:50,251 Now, you really should think about this. I mean... 416 00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:53,685 I know you think attacking our imagination will get you somewhere, 417 00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:54,852 but will it, really? 418 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:57,752 If you destroy that wall, 419 00:20:57,786 --> 00:21:01,419 all the most evil parts of our imagination are gonna break loose, 420 00:21:01,452 --> 00:21:05,552 but will it really make you terrorists feel better? 421 00:21:05,585 --> 00:21:09,051 Maybe it's time for us all to just get along. 422 00:21:11,352 --> 00:21:13,620 ALL: Allah! 423 00:21:13,653 --> 00:21:14,887 (SCREAMING) 424 00:21:14,919 --> 00:21:17,286 Jesus Christ, no! 425 00:21:19,386 --> 00:21:21,486 That was your plan to stop them? 426 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,420 Yeah, a nice, little heartfelt speech? 427 00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:25,553 That's fucking stupid! 428 00:21:25,586 --> 00:21:27,019 (EXPLOSION) 429 00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:35,721 They are coming. 430 00:21:43,587 --> 00:21:45,120 Glad I picked you up, kid. 431 00:21:45,154 --> 00:21:47,754 It's dangerous for someone your age to be hitchhiking. 432 00:21:49,587 --> 00:21:51,788 Yeah, well, when a man has been wronged, 433 00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,754 he no longer cares about danger. 434 00:21:54,788 --> 00:21:57,755 You going to Washington to visit family? 435 00:21:57,789 --> 00:21:59,588 I've got unfinished business. 436 00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:02,054 You go through life being told there's justice, 437 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:05,822 then you learn that the only real justice is the justice you take. 438 00:22:07,255 --> 00:22:09,655 Make no mistake, Kyle. 439 00:22:09,688 --> 00:22:12,488 Before this is over, you will suck my balls. 440 00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:54,990 What? 441 00:22:55,023 --> 00:22:56,023 (SCREAMS) 442 00:22:59,624 --> 00:23:02,458 Oh, it was just a dream. 443 00:23:02,491 --> 00:23:05,458 Come on, Butters. Mom's cooked waffles and 'nanas for you. 444 00:23:05,491 --> 00:23:09,024 Oh, Mom, Dad. I dreamt I was in Imaginationland, 445 00:23:09,057 --> 00:23:10,725 and then terrorists attacked it. 446 00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:13,425 You are in Imaginationland. This is a dream. 447 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,525 Huh? 448 00:23:14,558 --> 00:23:19,258 Hey, wake up, stupid! Come on. Wake up, kid! 449 00:23:20,258 --> 00:23:22,658 No, wait! I was back home in bed! 450 00:23:22,691 --> 00:23:25,292 No! You passed out and peed your pants! 451 00:23:25,325 --> 00:23:28,125 Look! The evil of Imaginationland is coming out! 452 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:35,759 (ALL EXCLAIMING IN FEAR) 453 00:23:39,726 --> 00:23:41,359 (ALL SCREAMING) 454 00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:51,160 Oh, hamburgers! 455 00:23:51,193 --> 00:23:54,527 Everyone fall back to the Gumdrop Forest! 456 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,427 Come with me, little boy! I'm going to get you home! 457 00:23:58,260 --> 00:24:00,160 (SCREAMING) It's Alien! 458 00:24:04,093 --> 00:24:05,093 Lovely! 459 00:24:08,927 --> 00:24:09,994 Predator! 460 00:24:14,994 --> 00:24:15,994 (SCREAMING) 461 00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:24,528 Look, we already told you everything we know. 462 00:24:24,561 --> 00:24:25,970 Some guy just showed up in a big balloon 463 00:24:25,994 --> 00:24:27,628 and took us into Imaginationland. 464 00:24:27,661 --> 00:24:29,562 What we want to know is how! 465 00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:32,562 We need to find a way into Imaginationland. You've been there. 466 00:24:32,595 --> 00:24:34,295 How did you do it? 467 00:24:34,328 --> 00:24:36,662 We just went on a balloon ride. 468 00:24:36,695 --> 00:24:39,195 There must have been some kind of portal or doorway. 469 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:40,662 Dude, we don't remember. 470 00:24:40,695 --> 00:24:42,529 Do you realize what's going on here? 471 00:24:42,562 --> 00:24:44,928 Terrorists have attacked our imagination, 472 00:24:44,961 --> 00:24:47,395 and now our imaginations are running wild! 473 00:24:47,429 --> 00:24:49,662 You'd better start remembering! 474 00:24:49,695 --> 00:24:51,496 It was the Chinese, wasn't it? 475 00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:53,496 What? 476 00:24:53,530 --> 00:24:54,972 We've suspected that the Chinese government 477 00:24:54,996 --> 00:24:56,763 was working on a doorway to the imagination. 478 00:24:56,797 --> 00:24:58,029 Is that where you were? 479 00:24:58,062 --> 00:24:59,096 No. 480 00:24:59,129 --> 00:25:00,363 That's it, isn't it? 481 00:25:00,396 --> 00:25:02,696 Where do the Chinese keep this portal? How does it work? 482 00:25:02,730 --> 00:25:04,096 It is better than ours? 483 00:25:04,929 --> 00:25:05,996 Your what? 484 00:25:06,029 --> 00:25:07,463 Our portal to the imagination, 485 00:25:07,496 --> 00:25:09,572 built as a secret project back in 1962 to fight the Soviets... 486 00:25:09,596 --> 00:25:10,663 (SHUSHING) 487 00:25:10,696 --> 00:25:13,130 Tom! That's super-secret. 488 00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:16,063 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 489 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:19,364 Wait, the US Government has a portal to the imagination? 490 00:25:19,397 --> 00:25:21,264 See? Good job, Tom! 491 00:25:21,297 --> 00:25:23,864 Why don't you just tell them everything about Project X? 492 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,764 Yes, sir. We built a portal to the imagination 493 00:25:25,798 --> 00:25:27,063 to use against the Russians 494 00:25:27,097 --> 00:25:28,473 during the Cold War, but we never got a... 495 00:25:28,497 --> 00:25:32,130 That was sarcasm. I was being sarcastic, you fucking idiot! 496 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:34,064 Oh, jeez, I'm really sorry, sir. 497 00:25:34,098 --> 00:25:35,574 If you already built a doorway to the imagination, 498 00:25:35,598 --> 00:25:37,165 then why do you need us? 499 00:25:37,198 --> 00:25:39,064 All right, we might as well show it to them. 500 00:25:39,098 --> 00:25:40,765 God damn it, Tom. 501 00:25:42,131 --> 00:25:44,031 CARTMAN: Every night, the dream is the same. 502 00:25:45,498 --> 00:25:47,998 I'm on my way to visit my friend Kyle, 503 00:25:48,031 --> 00:25:50,799 because we had a bet that if I could prove leprechauns were real, 504 00:25:50,832 --> 00:25:53,131 he would suck my balls. 505 00:25:53,165 --> 00:25:55,566 And it turns out I was right. 506 00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:59,199 (ECHOING) Time to pay up, Kyle. 507 00:26:00,232 --> 00:26:01,800 But then... 508 00:26:04,332 --> 00:26:05,466 No! 509 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,266 No! 510 00:26:09,299 --> 00:26:12,965 CARTMAN: It's been taken from me. I have dry balls. 511 00:26:12,999 --> 00:26:16,299 Balls so dry they explode like dust. 512 00:26:16,332 --> 00:26:17,700 (SCREAMING) 513 00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:20,167 (SCREAMS) 514 00:26:21,867 --> 00:26:23,567 You okay, kid? 515 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,734 No. I've got dry balls. 516 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,933 And I'm running out of time. 517 00:26:41,234 --> 00:26:44,601 Ever since the Cold War, the US government has been working 518 00:26:44,635 --> 00:26:49,067 on a secret project to build a doorway into the imagination. 519 00:26:49,101 --> 00:26:52,934 It is called "Project Imagination Doorway." 520 00:26:54,468 --> 00:26:57,234 That's not very imaginative. 521 00:26:57,268 --> 00:27:00,702 According to all the tests and the data, the doorway should work, 522 00:27:00,736 --> 00:27:03,736 but it never has. 523 00:27:03,769 --> 00:27:06,169 But we're close, sir. We're real close. 524 00:27:06,202 --> 00:27:08,302 They've been saying that for over 40 years. 525 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:09,536 You're the ones, right? 526 00:27:09,569 --> 00:27:11,702 The kids that have been inside the imagination? 527 00:27:12,202 --> 00:27:13,269 I guess. 528 00:27:13,302 --> 00:27:15,169 What was the sequence that got you inside? 529 00:27:15,202 --> 00:27:16,879 We know there's some kind of resonance code, 530 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:18,536 but we can't figure it out. 531 00:27:18,569 --> 00:27:20,845 Look, we're sorry, you guys, but the balloon just went up in the air, 532 00:27:20,869 --> 00:27:23,270 and the dude sang a song and we were suddenly there. 533 00:27:23,303 --> 00:27:25,770 Song? You didn't say anything about a song before. 534 00:27:25,804 --> 00:27:27,103 What song? 535 00:27:27,136 --> 00:27:28,770 The Imagination Song. 536 00:27:28,804 --> 00:27:29,969 That could be it. 537 00:27:30,003 --> 00:27:31,179 The fractal converter has never worked 538 00:27:31,203 --> 00:27:33,336 because it was waiting for a multitonal code. 539 00:27:33,370 --> 00:27:35,703 Quick, boys, how does The Imagination Song go? 540 00:27:37,537 --> 00:27:40,904 BOTH: ♪ Imagination 541 00:27:40,936 --> 00:27:43,870 ♪ Imagination 542 00:27:43,904 --> 00:27:46,304 Sir, I'm getting some electrofeedback from the gate. 543 00:27:46,337 --> 00:27:49,604 It's weak, but it's nano-responding to something. 544 00:27:49,638 --> 00:27:50,913 Was there more to The Imagination Song? 545 00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:52,304 How does the rest of it go? 546 00:27:54,204 --> 00:27:57,104 BOTH: ♪ Imagination 547 00:27:57,137 --> 00:27:59,104 ♪ Imagina... 548 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,070 No, no, dude, it went up there. 549 00:28:01,104 --> 00:28:04,171 ♪ Imagina... 550 00:28:04,204 --> 00:28:06,372 Dude, we don't remember. It was really long and stupid. 551 00:28:06,405 --> 00:28:08,405 I'm just about through playing with you boys! 552 00:28:08,439 --> 00:28:09,605 We're running out of time! 553 00:28:09,639 --> 00:28:12,138 You have to remember that song in its entirety! 554 00:28:14,205 --> 00:28:15,971 (CHOKING) 555 00:28:17,372 --> 00:28:19,806 Mayor! Mayor, what are we supposed to do? 556 00:28:19,839 --> 00:28:23,005 Please, sir. I have to get home to my world. 557 00:28:23,038 --> 00:28:27,972 Oh, well. All you have to do is tap your heels together three times. 558 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,840 Really? 559 00:28:29,873 --> 00:28:32,573 No, you fucking dipshit, that was a joke! 560 00:28:32,606 --> 00:28:34,807 (GRUNTING IN PAIN) 561 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,840 Mayor, what are we supposed to do, snarf, snarf? 562 00:28:37,873 --> 00:28:41,206 Get to Castle Sunshine. It's your only hope. 563 00:28:41,239 --> 00:28:42,807 Castle Sunshine? 564 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:47,606 Through the Gumdrop Forest. Others will be hiding there. Go, run! 565 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,541 Look out for the evil characters. 566 00:28:49,574 --> 00:28:52,541 They're assembling on the Yum Yum Mountain. 567 00:28:54,474 --> 00:28:58,973 We are free. Now all of Imaginationland is ours. 568 00:28:59,007 --> 00:29:01,507 Not all, foolish orc. 569 00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:05,441 There are still parts of Imaginationland we don't control. 570 00:29:05,474 --> 00:29:09,707 Tomorrow, we shall build our own castle, right on this spot. 571 00:29:09,741 --> 00:29:12,074 Who put you in charge, Krueger? 572 00:29:12,108 --> 00:29:14,909 I am the most evil character here. 573 00:29:14,941 --> 00:29:18,208 Nonsense! Your evil is stale. 574 00:29:18,241 --> 00:29:21,642 I am the most evil imaginary character. 575 00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:23,842 (HISSES) 576 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:26,041 Now, come on, y'all. We shouldn't be fighting, 577 00:29:26,074 --> 00:29:27,684 we're supposed to all be on the same side. 578 00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:30,308 Yeah. You're right, Squirrely Squirrel. 579 00:29:30,341 --> 00:29:32,408 Yeah! Yeah! 580 00:29:32,442 --> 00:29:35,176 What evil imaginary characters are they? 581 00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:37,409 They were dreamt up by some fourth-grade kid 582 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,509 as part of his Christmas story. 583 00:29:39,543 --> 00:29:40,975 Now come on, y'all. 584 00:29:41,009 --> 00:29:43,419 We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. 585 00:29:43,443 --> 00:29:45,443 We need to hunt them down and kill them. 586 00:29:45,476 --> 00:29:46,843 And eat their flesh! 587 00:29:46,876 --> 00:29:48,843 But first we should rape them. 588 00:29:48,876 --> 00:29:50,643 How about we kill them, 589 00:29:50,676 --> 00:29:54,811 and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant? 590 00:29:54,844 --> 00:29:56,744 Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear. 591 00:29:56,777 --> 00:29:58,677 (ANIMALS CHEERING) 592 00:30:01,143 --> 00:30:05,510 Man, I do not want to meet the kid that dreamt those things up. 593 00:30:05,544 --> 00:30:07,577 Look, I want some goddamn answers! 594 00:30:07,610 --> 00:30:08,919 You brought my friend here to Washington! 595 00:30:08,943 --> 00:30:10,677 Where is he? What is going on? 596 00:30:10,710 --> 00:30:13,510 I'm sorry, sir. That information is classified. 597 00:30:13,544 --> 00:30:16,119 Something is going on, and I have a right to know where my friend is! 598 00:30:16,143 --> 00:30:18,912 There's somebody asking a lot of questions about what's going on. 599 00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:20,344 Let me handle this! 600 00:30:20,378 --> 00:30:22,912 I'm sorry, but there is no such thing 601 00:30:22,944 --> 00:30:24,977 as Project Imagination Doorway! 602 00:30:26,044 --> 00:30:27,411 Imagination Doorway. 603 00:30:27,445 --> 00:30:31,845 It was started in the '60s as a secret government project. Right. 604 00:30:31,878 --> 00:30:35,077 BOTH: ♪ Imagination 605 00:30:35,111 --> 00:30:36,977 Wait, maybe that was where he went really flat, 606 00:30:37,011 --> 00:30:38,813 like that half-step key change? 607 00:30:38,846 --> 00:30:40,813 ♪ Imagination 608 00:30:40,846 --> 00:30:42,012 Right, then it was... 609 00:30:42,045 --> 00:30:43,612 ♪ Imagination 610 00:30:43,646 --> 00:30:44,978 BOTH: ♪ Imagination 611 00:30:45,012 --> 00:30:46,879 ♪ Imagination 612 00:30:51,879 --> 00:30:54,379 It's open! It's open! 613 00:30:54,412 --> 00:30:57,879 Getting readings from the other side... That's it! 614 00:30:57,913 --> 00:31:00,313 We've made an opening to our imagination, sir! 615 00:31:00,346 --> 00:31:01,680 (ALL CHEERING) 616 00:31:01,713 --> 00:31:03,013 Yeah! Yeah! 617 00:31:03,814 --> 00:31:05,180 All right, that's enough! 618 00:31:05,213 --> 00:31:07,180 We've still got a lot of work to do, people! 619 00:31:07,213 --> 00:31:11,946 It's time to go in and get our imaginations under control! 620 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,280 How much further to Castle Sunshine? 621 00:31:18,313 --> 00:31:21,815 Snarf, I'm not sure, snarf, snarf. I've never been. 622 00:31:22,347 --> 00:31:23,815 (GIRL SCREAMING) 623 00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:25,414 What was that? Over here. 624 00:31:27,815 --> 00:31:30,281 Oh, Christ. It's Strawberry Shortcake. 625 00:31:33,481 --> 00:31:35,181 Please, let me go. 626 00:31:41,314 --> 00:31:42,947 Oh, my God! Snarf. 627 00:31:44,148 --> 00:31:45,282 (SCREAMING) 628 00:31:46,348 --> 00:31:48,348 (ALL LAUGHING) 629 00:31:48,382 --> 00:31:50,882 Please, no more torture. 630 00:31:50,916 --> 00:31:54,682 Just kill me! Just fucking kill me! 631 00:31:54,715 --> 00:31:57,015 Yes. Now kill her! 632 00:31:57,482 --> 00:31:59,048 Whoa, whoa! 633 00:31:59,081 --> 00:32:01,591 Hang on, y'all. You can't just kill her. That's not evil enough. 634 00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:03,782 What do you mean? We cut out her eyeball. 635 00:32:03,816 --> 00:32:05,683 Yeah, that's super hardcore. 636 00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:07,917 Now come on, y'all. We can do better than that. 637 00:32:07,949 --> 00:32:11,516 Hey, I know! Let's all pee in her empty eye socket! 638 00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:13,149 Let's make her eat her own eyeball, 639 00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:14,949 and then pee in her empty eye socket. 640 00:32:14,982 --> 00:32:16,917 How about we get someone with AIDS 641 00:32:16,949 --> 00:32:20,249 to pee in her eye socket, so she dies all slow-like? 642 00:32:20,283 --> 00:32:22,016 Yeah! Yeah! 643 00:32:22,817 --> 00:32:24,650 Nobody here has AIDS! 644 00:32:24,683 --> 00:32:26,583 (ANIMALS GROANING) 645 00:32:26,617 --> 00:32:30,117 But we've got to have AIDS before we pee in her eye socket! 646 00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:32,990 Now don't be down, y'all. I bet we can find some AIDS out in the forest. 647 00:32:33,017 --> 00:32:34,184 (ANIMALS CHEERING) 648 00:32:36,384 --> 00:32:37,851 Run, run, run! 649 00:32:45,950 --> 00:32:48,117 All right, men. We don't know what you'll experience 650 00:32:48,150 --> 00:32:50,218 on the other side of this doorway, 651 00:32:50,251 --> 00:32:53,051 but it will most likely be really weird. 652 00:32:53,084 --> 00:32:54,919 If you reach our imagination, 653 00:32:54,951 --> 00:32:58,018 you are to take every step necessary to get it under control. 654 00:32:58,051 --> 00:32:59,552 Are you ready? ALL: Yes, sir! 655 00:32:59,585 --> 00:33:02,418 Are you ready, Kurt Russell? 656 00:33:02,452 --> 00:33:05,585 I don't understand why I'm here. I'm just an actor. 657 00:33:05,618 --> 00:33:08,094 Yes, but you were in that one movie that was kind of like this. 658 00:33:08,118 --> 00:33:10,286 That gives you more experience than anybody. 659 00:33:10,319 --> 00:33:13,586 All right, here we go! Men, forward! 660 00:33:13,619 --> 00:33:14,729 Sir, we have a security breach! 661 00:33:14,753 --> 00:33:16,286 What? 662 00:33:16,319 --> 00:33:18,799 There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert! It's coming from Sector 2! 663 00:33:19,119 --> 00:33:20,453 Sector 2? 664 00:33:23,419 --> 00:33:24,486 Cartman? 665 00:33:26,152 --> 00:33:29,286 Hello, Kyle. Thought you could get out of your responsibilities, huh? 666 00:33:29,319 --> 00:33:30,985 Who the hell are you? 667 00:33:31,019 --> 00:33:33,463 That kid you have made a bet that if I could prove I saw a leprechaun, 668 00:33:33,487 --> 00:33:34,887 he would suck my balls! 669 00:33:34,921 --> 00:33:36,620 Get him out of here! 670 00:33:36,654 --> 00:33:38,953 No! Hold on a second! I have a contract 671 00:33:38,986 --> 00:33:41,454 validated by the United States court system! 672 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:42,687 Let me see that! 673 00:33:46,086 --> 00:33:49,153 Why would you agree to suck someone's balls? 674 00:33:49,187 --> 00:33:51,463 I didn't think there was going to be a goddamned leprechaun! 675 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:53,520 All right, you two can go use the conference room. 676 00:33:53,554 --> 00:33:55,221 Go on, we have work to do here. 677 00:33:55,254 --> 00:33:57,521 What? Well, wait. I wanna see what happens here! 678 00:33:57,555 --> 00:33:58,855 You signed an agreement, kid. 679 00:33:58,888 --> 00:34:00,648 We don't have time for this. Go on and do it. 680 00:34:02,621 --> 00:34:03,721 Stan? 681 00:34:03,755 --> 00:34:05,288 Dude, you did make a deal. 682 00:34:07,987 --> 00:34:09,922 The conference room is which way? 683 00:34:11,555 --> 00:34:14,321 Well, well, well. Here we are, Kyle. 684 00:34:14,354 --> 00:34:16,823 You tried to bail on our agreement, but I found you. 685 00:34:16,856 --> 00:34:19,955 I didn't bail, I got picked up by the government! 686 00:34:19,988 --> 00:34:22,955 Well, we're here now, that's all that matters. 687 00:34:22,988 --> 00:34:25,255 Care for some nuts? Oh, that's right. 688 00:34:25,289 --> 00:34:27,609 I guess you'll be chock full of nuts in just a few minutes. 689 00:34:28,122 --> 00:34:29,988 Cartman, do you even know what's going on? 690 00:34:30,022 --> 00:34:32,456 We went to Imaginationland, terrorists attacked it, 691 00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:34,088 and now the government is about to... 692 00:34:34,122 --> 00:34:35,122 (YAWNING) 693 00:34:36,255 --> 00:34:37,690 Oh, jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle. 694 00:34:37,723 --> 00:34:39,499 It's just I'm so completely bored by this story. 695 00:34:39,523 --> 00:34:40,833 See, I'm really only interested in the part 696 00:34:40,857 --> 00:34:41,932 where the leprechaun was real, 697 00:34:41,956 --> 00:34:44,290 and so you have to suck my balls. 698 00:34:44,323 --> 00:34:46,890 Okay, fine. You know what? Let's just get it over with! 699 00:34:46,924 --> 00:34:48,989 Oh, no, no, no. Not so fast, Kyle. 700 00:34:49,023 --> 00:34:51,023 I've waited a long time for this, 701 00:34:51,056 --> 00:34:53,590 and I intend to savor each and every second. 702 00:34:54,023 --> 00:34:55,523 No, I'm serious! 703 00:34:55,557 --> 00:34:57,399 I wanna see what's happening downstairs, so let's just do it! 704 00:34:57,423 --> 00:35:01,224 Not just yet, Kyle. There's still a few things I need to do. 705 00:35:01,257 --> 00:35:03,600 By the way, I should tell you that I haven't had a chance to shower 706 00:35:03,624 --> 00:35:06,891 while making my way up here. My balls are extra vinegary. 707 00:35:08,724 --> 00:35:09,990 Just get to it, already! 708 00:35:12,391 --> 00:35:14,858 Entering the portal in five seconds. 709 00:35:14,891 --> 00:35:16,591 Kurt Russell, can I get a comm check? 710 00:35:17,257 --> 00:35:19,357 Check one, two. 711 00:35:19,391 --> 00:35:21,559 Good luck, men, and Godspeed! 712 00:35:39,958 --> 00:35:43,593 What do we have? Kurt Russell, can you hear me? 713 00:35:43,626 --> 00:35:46,726 RUSSELL: We're here. We're somewhere. 714 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,693 They are inside the imagination, sir. 715 00:35:48,726 --> 00:35:50,359 What do you see in there? 716 00:35:50,393 --> 00:35:54,259 RUSSELL: There's lots of big mushrooms, colorful grass, 717 00:35:54,293 --> 00:35:56,460 some castles in the distance. 718 00:35:56,493 --> 00:36:00,259 Wait. Something's coming for us! 719 00:36:00,293 --> 00:36:02,626 It's coming out of the bushes and it's... 720 00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:05,160 Oh. 721 00:36:05,194 --> 00:36:08,394 Oh, it's just a cute little squirrel. Hey, it talks. 722 00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:09,494 (LAUGHS) 723 00:36:09,527 --> 00:36:10,993 The little squirrel talks. 724 00:36:11,027 --> 00:36:13,694 Aw! An imaginary talking squirrel. 725 00:36:13,727 --> 00:36:14,993 ALL: Aw! 726 00:36:15,027 --> 00:36:17,894 Ask the squirrel what it knows about the terrorist attack. 727 00:36:17,928 --> 00:36:20,461 Wait a minute. The squirrel has friends. 728 00:36:20,494 --> 00:36:23,828 Oh! Why, it's a whole bunch of Woodland Critters. 729 00:36:23,861 --> 00:36:25,427 Wait, Woodland Critters? 730 00:36:25,461 --> 00:36:27,562 There's a talking bear and a beaver. 731 00:36:27,595 --> 00:36:30,261 They seem to be Christmas critters. 732 00:36:30,295 --> 00:36:32,094 Well, hello. Yes, hi. 733 00:36:32,862 --> 00:36:34,462 Get them out of there! What? 734 00:36:34,495 --> 00:36:35,829 Tell them to get away, now! 735 00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:37,195 What's the matter? 736 00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:41,094 Oh, the cute little bear's eyes are starting to glow red, now. 737 00:36:41,128 --> 00:36:44,462 Hello there, little animals, do you happen to know how to... 738 00:36:45,061 --> 00:36:47,228 (SCREAMING) 739 00:36:47,261 --> 00:36:49,029 Kurt Russell, what's going on? 740 00:36:49,062 --> 00:36:53,729 They're raping me! They're raping me! 741 00:36:53,763 --> 00:36:55,429 Get out of there, Kurt Russell! 742 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:59,796 They're raping all of us! Oh, it hurts! 743 00:36:59,830 --> 00:37:02,262 They're raping us and it hurts! 744 00:37:02,696 --> 00:37:03,830 (SCREAMING) 745 00:37:04,329 --> 00:37:05,463 (HUMMING) 746 00:37:07,062 --> 00:37:08,572 I was thinking about using a high-speed shutter 747 00:37:08,596 --> 00:37:10,497 with a low depth of field. What do you think? 748 00:37:10,530 --> 00:37:12,406 God damn it, Cartman, will you stop wasting time? 749 00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:13,664 I wanna get this over with! 750 00:37:13,697 --> 00:37:15,063 No, you're right, Kyle. 751 00:37:15,096 --> 00:37:17,573 A higher depth of field will make sure everything stays in focus. 752 00:37:17,597 --> 00:37:18,996 There we go. 753 00:37:20,630 --> 00:37:22,864 Now, Kyle, when you're sucking my balls, 754 00:37:22,897 --> 00:37:24,972 are you gonna think about how right I was about the leprechaun? 755 00:37:24,996 --> 00:37:26,664 Or are you just gonna try and focus 756 00:37:26,697 --> 00:37:28,996 on how rough and salty my balls feel in your mouth? 757 00:37:29,030 --> 00:37:30,697 Let's just do it! 758 00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:33,865 In time, Kyle. You certainly are eager for balls, aren't you? 759 00:37:33,898 --> 00:37:35,964 Are you ball-famished? Ball-starving? 760 00:37:35,997 --> 00:37:38,140 You see, Kyle, I wonder if at this moment you are actually... 761 00:37:38,164 --> 00:37:39,832 (ALARM BLARING) 762 00:37:39,865 --> 00:37:41,997 Everyone to the main hall, now! Go! 763 00:37:42,031 --> 00:37:43,932 No, no, we're not done in here yet. 764 00:37:43,964 --> 00:37:46,298 Everyone to the main hall, now! 765 00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:48,431 No! God damn it, no! 766 00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:55,466 Boy, snarf, snarf, my feet are really getting tired, snarf. 767 00:37:55,499 --> 00:37:58,098 Snarf, could you maybe, like, shut up for five minutes? 768 00:37:58,132 --> 00:38:00,265 Wait! There it is. We made it! 769 00:38:00,833 --> 00:38:02,632 Castle Sunshine! 770 00:38:08,132 --> 00:38:09,799 Yeah! All right! Yeah! All right! 771 00:38:10,899 --> 00:38:11,998 (DISTANT CRY) 772 00:38:12,032 --> 00:38:13,365 Hurry! Get inside! 773 00:38:13,399 --> 00:38:15,700 The evil imaginary characters are approaching! 774 00:38:15,733 --> 00:38:18,166 Lock down the gates! Prepare to fire the cannons! 775 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,099 Wait! Wait! 776 00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:22,934 What imaginary character are you? 777 00:38:22,966 --> 00:38:26,200 The Lollipop King. From the Lollipop Forest. 778 00:38:26,233 --> 00:38:29,800 And I'm Snarf. Snarf, snarf, snarf, snarf. 779 00:38:29,834 --> 00:38:32,033 And what imaginary character are you? 780 00:38:32,066 --> 00:38:33,200 (STAMMERING) 781 00:38:33,233 --> 00:38:35,667 I'm not imaginary. I'm Butters. 782 00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:37,034 What's a "Butters"? 783 00:38:37,067 --> 00:38:39,477 The Mayor brought him and some other kids into Imaginationland 784 00:38:39,501 --> 00:38:41,434 just before the terrorist attack. 785 00:38:41,468 --> 00:38:43,134 So you came from the real world 786 00:38:43,167 --> 00:38:45,234 at precisely the same time as the terrorists. 787 00:38:45,267 --> 00:38:48,034 That seems like quite a coincidence. 788 00:38:48,067 --> 00:38:49,444 Well, I was just playing with my friends, 789 00:38:49,468 --> 00:38:51,634 and then we caught a leprechaun and then this guy... 790 00:38:51,668 --> 00:38:54,000 You caught the leprechaun? Take him! 791 00:38:54,034 --> 00:38:56,935 Perseus! He's not against us, snarf, snarf! 792 00:38:56,967 --> 00:38:58,469 (ELECTRICITY SURGING) 793 00:39:00,635 --> 00:39:03,235 Talk to me! What's going on? 794 00:39:03,268 --> 00:39:06,268 Something is coming through the gate from the other side. 795 00:39:13,001 --> 00:39:14,335 (GROWLING) 796 00:39:14,368 --> 00:39:15,368 (SQUEALING) 797 00:39:15,769 --> 00:39:17,001 What is it? 798 00:39:17,035 --> 00:39:20,036 It's like a half man, half bear! 799 00:39:20,069 --> 00:39:21,269 And half pig! 800 00:39:23,102 --> 00:39:27,870 Oh, no! No, wait! It's like a half-bear, half-man pig! 801 00:39:27,903 --> 00:39:29,036 (GROWLING) 802 00:39:29,069 --> 00:39:30,236 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 803 00:39:30,269 --> 00:39:31,803 Look out! 804 00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:35,403 No! I think it's more like a half-man and half-pig bear! 805 00:39:36,670 --> 00:39:39,002 Reverse the doorway! Send it back through! 806 00:39:40,937 --> 00:39:42,070 (SCREAMING) 807 00:39:42,103 --> 00:39:43,137 Kyle! 808 00:39:51,970 --> 00:39:53,571 (SCREAMING) 809 00:40:04,238 --> 00:40:05,905 Please! I didn't help the terrorists 810 00:40:05,939 --> 00:40:08,138 get into Imaginationland! Honest! 811 00:40:08,171 --> 00:40:10,672 That is for the Council of Nine to decide. 812 00:40:10,705 --> 00:40:12,872 Don't worry, kid, the Council of Nine consists 813 00:40:12,905 --> 00:40:15,105 of some of the most highly-regarded imaginary characters 814 00:40:15,138 --> 00:40:16,438 in all Imaginationland. 815 00:40:18,104 --> 00:40:21,338 Fellow Council, these are indeed dark times. 816 00:40:21,371 --> 00:40:24,538 The evil forces amass at our gates as we speak. 817 00:40:24,572 --> 00:40:27,072 Zeus believes we should evacuate. 818 00:40:27,105 --> 00:40:29,272 Yes. Their power outmatches ours. 819 00:40:29,306 --> 00:40:32,105 If they are giving us a chance to leave, we must take it. 820 00:40:32,139 --> 00:40:34,506 And what say you, Morpheus? 821 00:40:34,539 --> 00:40:36,906 How are we to know that they will let us go? 822 00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:38,840 Their offer could be a trap. 823 00:40:38,873 --> 00:40:41,339 Perhaps we must flee to the Temple of Alderaan. 824 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:43,506 Surely they wouldn't chase us there. 825 00:40:43,539 --> 00:40:46,907 No, we can't. Come on, you guys, this is our home. 826 00:40:46,941 --> 00:40:50,240 We have to fight to keep it the way it is meant to be. 827 00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:51,941 I'm with Jesus. The evil characters 828 00:40:51,973 --> 00:40:53,574 aren't going to just let us go. 829 00:40:53,607 --> 00:40:56,774 (MUMBLING) 830 00:40:56,807 --> 00:40:59,841 That may be, Popeye, but we don't have a choice. 831 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,040 (CLEARS THROAT) 832 00:41:02,073 --> 00:41:04,240 Forgive my intrusion, Council of Nine, 833 00:41:04,273 --> 00:41:06,740 but this boy has infiltrated from the real world. 834 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,341 Bring him here! 835 00:41:12,274 --> 00:41:13,374 Clear! 836 00:41:18,675 --> 00:41:21,174 I'm sorry. He's gone. 837 00:41:24,741 --> 00:41:26,274 Kyle's dead? 838 00:41:27,608 --> 00:41:29,608 Damn it! Damn it! 839 00:41:30,476 --> 00:41:33,175 No! Kyle can't die. 840 00:41:33,209 --> 00:41:34,676 SCIENTIST: I'm sorry, young man. 841 00:41:36,742 --> 00:41:38,776 Kyle? 842 00:41:38,809 --> 00:41:43,342 Well, at least now he doesn't have to suck anyone's balls. 843 00:41:44,876 --> 00:41:46,576 No! 844 00:41:46,609 --> 00:41:49,142 No, he has a strong heart! He wants to live! 845 00:41:49,175 --> 00:41:51,075 Come on, Kyle! Come on, buddy! 846 00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:55,710 He's gone, little boy. 847 00:41:55,743 --> 00:41:57,610 Zap him again! Do it! 848 00:41:57,643 --> 00:41:59,210 Charging. Do it! 849 00:42:01,577 --> 00:42:02,710 Come on, buddy. Clear. 850 00:42:02,743 --> 00:42:03,810 Come on, buddy. 851 00:42:07,310 --> 00:42:08,710 Get out of here! 852 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:10,276 (BREATHING HARD) 853 00:42:12,343 --> 00:42:14,986 God damn it, Kyle, you never walked away from anything in your life! 854 00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:16,177 Now fight! 855 00:42:16,211 --> 00:42:18,444 Fight! Fight! Right now! 856 00:42:19,678 --> 00:42:22,377 (CRYING) Fight! Fight! Fight! 857 00:42:23,010 --> 00:42:24,411 (COUGHING) 858 00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:27,044 (GASPING) 859 00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:29,244 (LAUGHS IN RELIEF) 860 00:42:33,211 --> 00:42:37,612 Get him some air. There you go. Easy. Breathe easy. 861 00:42:37,645 --> 00:42:41,879 He's okay. He can still suck my balls. 862 00:42:41,912 --> 00:42:44,912 Let's get him some lemons and some ChapStick, right away! 863 00:42:47,645 --> 00:42:52,412 I believe this child was brought into Imaginationland for a reason. 864 00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:54,612 Perhaps the Mayor knew something we don't. 865 00:42:54,645 --> 00:42:56,245 What are you saying, Aslan? 866 00:42:56,278 --> 00:42:58,055 That if we are to take back control, we might... 867 00:42:58,079 --> 00:43:02,246 Yes. If we are to take back control from the evil forces, 868 00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:04,313 this little boy might be the key. 869 00:43:05,179 --> 00:43:06,746 Oh, I'm the key? 870 00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:09,746 Could I not be the key, Morpheus? I don't wanna be the key. 871 00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:11,913 If you ever wanna see your home again, little boy, 872 00:43:11,947 --> 00:43:13,813 you'll have to rise to this challenge. 873 00:43:13,847 --> 00:43:15,979 But I'm supposed to be at school right now, 874 00:43:16,012 --> 00:43:18,413 and instead I got Snarf and Popeye 875 00:43:18,446 --> 00:43:19,848 and Luke Skywalker all pissed off. 876 00:43:19,881 --> 00:43:22,814 It is a dark time for all of us, young boy. 877 00:43:22,848 --> 00:43:25,681 But know that if you believe in yourself, 878 00:43:25,714 --> 00:43:27,747 everything will turn out all right. 879 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,280 Sir, are you sure about this? 880 00:43:37,314 --> 00:43:39,380 We have no choice. 881 00:43:39,414 --> 00:43:41,849 Terrorists have attacked us where we are most vulnerable. 882 00:43:42,648 --> 00:43:44,949 There's no other option. 883 00:43:44,981 --> 00:43:47,014 We have to nuke our imagination. 884 00:43:57,381 --> 00:43:58,715 Wake up, Kyle. 885 00:44:57,685 --> 00:44:58,885 (SCREAMING) 886 00:45:00,184 --> 00:45:01,952 Help! 887 00:45:01,984 --> 00:45:03,151 AL GORE: Back it up! 888 00:45:04,351 --> 00:45:07,519 Look! Right there! See that? 889 00:45:08,252 --> 00:45:09,719 Help! 890 00:45:09,752 --> 00:45:12,152 What does that look like to you? 891 00:45:12,185 --> 00:45:16,985 It's Manbearpig! I told you it was real! Look again! 892 00:45:19,519 --> 00:45:23,319 There! Half man, half bear and half pig! 893 00:45:24,118 --> 00:45:25,752 Do you see it? 894 00:45:25,786 --> 00:45:27,953 Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore. 895 00:45:27,985 --> 00:45:29,820 Something big is going on, 896 00:45:29,854 --> 00:45:33,053 and the American people need to know what! I'm off! 897 00:45:33,753 --> 00:45:35,386 (IMITATING AIR WHOOSHING) 898 00:45:42,954 --> 00:45:45,620 The final battle is about to begin. 899 00:45:45,653 --> 00:45:47,253 At this very moment, 900 00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:50,653 the evil imaginary characters are marching toward us. 901 00:45:51,955 --> 00:45:54,554 They come by the thousands, 902 00:45:54,588 --> 00:45:58,721 and they will not rest until they have killed us all. 903 00:45:58,754 --> 00:46:00,654 This is gonna be fun, huh? 904 00:46:00,688 --> 00:46:02,054 ALL: Yeah! 905 00:46:03,187 --> 00:46:06,821 And so, we prepare for a battle we cannot win. 906 00:46:08,821 --> 00:46:11,421 Sweet and cuddly imaginary characters, 907 00:46:11,454 --> 00:46:13,988 many who have never held a weapon, 908 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,522 must now fight for their very lives. 909 00:46:18,755 --> 00:46:20,689 But fight against them we must, 910 00:46:20,722 --> 00:46:24,021 for darkness cannot take over Imaginationland. 911 00:46:25,589 --> 00:46:30,155 That, my child, is why we need you. 912 00:46:34,989 --> 00:46:38,356 (STAMMERING) But I really don't think I can... 913 00:46:38,389 --> 00:46:42,122 With your help on the battlefield, we have a chance. 914 00:46:42,156 --> 00:46:45,122 I'm just a dumb kid! What can I do? 915 00:46:45,156 --> 00:46:48,189 Young boy, you have a power here 916 00:46:48,223 --> 00:46:50,323 that you have yet to understand. 917 00:46:58,224 --> 00:47:01,457 He's recovering, but there's been some trauma to his brain. 918 00:47:01,491 --> 00:47:04,624 The boy says he's been hearing imaginary voices. 919 00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:09,724 STAN: Hello? Hello? Anybody? 920 00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:13,524 Stan? 921 00:47:13,557 --> 00:47:14,891 STAN: Hello? 922 00:47:15,824 --> 00:47:17,157 Stan? 923 00:47:17,190 --> 00:47:19,692 Good morning, Kyle. How are we feeling? 924 00:47:19,725 --> 00:47:20,925 Cartman, what's happened? 925 00:47:20,959 --> 00:47:22,892 What's happened? Well, let's see, 926 00:47:22,925 --> 00:47:25,492 you bet me that I couldn't prove leprechauns were real. 927 00:47:25,525 --> 00:47:28,959 And if I could prove it, you had to suck my balls, I believe. 928 00:47:28,991 --> 00:47:31,091 No, I mean what happened at the Pentagon? 929 00:47:31,124 --> 00:47:32,658 You just rest, Kyle. 930 00:47:32,692 --> 00:47:35,792 Look what I made for you. A sundae. 931 00:47:35,825 --> 00:47:38,358 It has hot fudge and whipped cream and a cherry. 932 00:47:38,391 --> 00:47:41,860 But I feel like something is missing. Don't you, Kyle? 933 00:47:41,893 --> 00:47:47,459 What else belongs on a sundae besides hot fudge and whipped cream? 934 00:47:47,493 --> 00:47:51,826 Hot fudge, whipped cream, what else belongs on a sundae, Kyle? 935 00:47:51,860 --> 00:47:53,726 What else goes on a sundae besides 936 00:47:53,759 --> 00:47:56,092 hot fudge, whipped cream, and... 937 00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:59,493 Oh, that's right! My balls! 938 00:47:59,526 --> 00:48:02,694 Cartman, what is going on out there? What happened to Stan? 939 00:48:02,727 --> 00:48:04,069 Oh, he got sucked through that portal thing 940 00:48:04,093 --> 00:48:05,427 and they're gonna nuke it now. 941 00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:07,727 So are you all set for your big photo shoot, Kyle? 942 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,660 Wait, what do you mean? Stan's in danger? 943 00:48:09,694 --> 00:48:11,460 Don't try to change the subject, Kyle. 944 00:48:11,494 --> 00:48:13,636 You've done a really good job of trying to get out of this bet, 945 00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:15,927 but it's finally time to settle. 946 00:48:15,961 --> 00:48:18,827 Get ready for your sundae, Kyle. With extra nuts. 947 00:48:22,494 --> 00:48:25,228 Aslan, the evil characters are almost here! 948 00:48:25,261 --> 00:48:28,061 Get everyone to the battlefield! Defend the castle walls! 949 00:48:28,094 --> 00:48:30,761 Quickly, young boy. We need your powers, now! 950 00:48:30,795 --> 00:48:32,994 What powers? I don't understand. 951 00:48:33,027 --> 00:48:36,328 You are real. You are a creator. 952 00:48:36,361 --> 00:48:39,628 That means you can imagine things into existence here. 953 00:48:40,528 --> 00:48:41,928 I can? 954 00:48:41,962 --> 00:48:44,963 Santa Claus was killed in the terrorist attack. 955 00:48:44,995 --> 00:48:47,929 The first thing we need is for you to bring him back. 956 00:48:48,863 --> 00:48:49,929 How? 957 00:48:49,963 --> 00:48:51,762 You just have to focus your mind. 958 00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:53,929 Imagine Santa and nothing else. 959 00:48:53,963 --> 00:48:56,662 How am I supposed to focus with all this crap going on? 960 00:48:56,696 --> 00:49:00,362 Think only of one thing. Imagine it. Believe in it. 961 00:49:00,395 --> 00:49:03,863 Whatever is most prominent in your mind will come to be. 962 00:49:08,763 --> 00:49:12,930 Butters! You are grounded, mister! You hear me? 963 00:49:12,964 --> 00:49:14,597 Grounded! 964 00:49:14,630 --> 00:49:15,797 (SCREAMING) 965 00:49:15,830 --> 00:49:17,530 No, no, no! No, no, no! 966 00:49:18,530 --> 00:49:21,096 What are you doing? We need Santa! 967 00:49:21,129 --> 00:49:22,296 I'm trying! 968 00:49:22,330 --> 00:49:25,563 Come on, kid, imagine Santa! Believe in Santa! 969 00:49:25,597 --> 00:49:27,797 You must believe in Santa! 970 00:49:27,830 --> 00:49:30,264 Believe in Santa! Right now! 971 00:49:30,297 --> 00:49:31,431 (SCREAMS) 972 00:49:32,664 --> 00:49:33,764 (HUMMING) 973 00:49:35,631 --> 00:49:38,130 Kevin, can I get some more bounce off that 2K? 974 00:49:38,164 --> 00:49:39,898 Let's just go with a 5.6-8 split. 975 00:49:39,931 --> 00:49:42,997 Cartman, will you shut up? I'm trying to find out what's going on. 976 00:49:43,030 --> 00:49:45,364 A new terrorist attack seems to have taken place. 977 00:49:45,397 --> 00:49:48,064 This time, in our imagination. 978 00:49:48,097 --> 00:49:50,866 Al Gore brought this video to the public's attention, 979 00:49:50,899 --> 00:49:52,599 sparking demands by everyone who 980 00:49:52,632 --> 00:49:55,065 wants to know exactly what's going on. 981 00:49:55,098 --> 00:49:58,465 We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over, 982 00:49:58,499 --> 00:50:03,799 but two days ago, there was a terrorist attack on our imagination, 983 00:50:03,832 --> 00:50:07,031 and now, our imaginations are running wild. 984 00:50:08,131 --> 00:50:09,499 (ALL CLAMORING) 985 00:50:09,532 --> 00:50:13,066 Our imaginations are running wild and we weren't told? 986 00:50:13,099 --> 00:50:14,533 By attacking our imagination, 987 00:50:14,566 --> 00:50:17,099 the terrorists have found our most vulnerable spot. 988 00:50:17,132 --> 00:50:18,975 And we've determined that the best course of action 989 00:50:18,999 --> 00:50:20,733 is to nuke our imagination. 990 00:50:22,399 --> 00:50:25,566 Is nuking our imagination really prudent? 991 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,733 Aren't there other, more peaceful ways 992 00:50:27,766 --> 00:50:29,833 to get our imagination under control? 993 00:50:29,867 --> 00:50:32,433 Couldn't we try sending Kurt Russell into a portal 994 00:50:32,466 --> 00:50:34,109 to our imagination, to try and reason with... 995 00:50:34,133 --> 00:50:35,801 We tried that. And Kurt Russell 996 00:50:35,834 --> 00:50:37,734 was raped by Christmas Critters! 997 00:50:40,033 --> 00:50:42,934 Ouch. 998 00:50:42,968 --> 00:50:46,634 The Pentagon claims that because imaginary things are not real, 999 00:50:46,667 --> 00:50:50,000 the military doesn't need Senate approval to nuke them. 1000 00:50:50,033 --> 00:50:53,868 That's bull-crap, man! You can't nuke our imagination! 1001 00:50:53,901 --> 00:50:56,368 Don't nuke our imagination, bro! 1002 00:50:56,401 --> 00:50:58,134 Whoo! 1003 00:50:58,168 --> 00:51:01,568 Mike, does the military have the authority to nuke our imagination? 1004 00:51:01,602 --> 00:51:04,468 Clearly they don't, Steven, and they're gonna have a big problem, 1005 00:51:04,502 --> 00:51:07,101 because State government has already set a precedent 1006 00:51:07,134 --> 00:51:09,168 that imaginary characters are real. 1007 00:51:09,201 --> 00:51:12,335 I cite a famous court case of Cartman v Broflovski, 1008 00:51:12,368 --> 00:51:15,735 in which a US court found for the plaintiff, who saw a leprechaun. 1009 00:51:15,768 --> 00:51:17,269 Yes, I believe the defendant had to 1010 00:51:17,302 --> 00:51:19,336 suck the plaintiff's balls in that case. 1011 00:51:19,369 --> 00:51:20,870 That's right, Steven, yeah. 1012 00:51:20,903 --> 00:51:22,669 Oh, for the love of God! 1013 00:51:22,703 --> 00:51:25,336 STAN: Hello? Can anybody hear me? 1014 00:51:25,369 --> 00:51:27,503 Stan! Dude, is that you? 1015 00:51:28,703 --> 00:51:31,636 Kyle? Where are you? I don't see you. 1016 00:51:31,669 --> 00:51:33,469 No, I'm not there. I'm at a hospital. 1017 00:51:33,503 --> 00:51:35,736 I'm hearing you in my imagination. 1018 00:51:37,436 --> 00:51:38,904 Oh, that makes sense. 1019 00:51:38,937 --> 00:51:40,303 Dude, what's happening? 1020 00:51:41,237 --> 00:51:43,670 I'm in, like, a Gumdrop Forest. 1021 00:51:43,704 --> 00:51:46,770 I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up and dead, with pee in her eye. 1022 00:51:46,804 --> 00:51:48,170 (HORN SOUNDING) 1023 00:51:49,971 --> 00:51:51,637 Wait, hang on. I think something 1024 00:51:51,670 --> 00:51:53,470 really big is about to go down. 1025 00:51:57,637 --> 00:52:00,036 The evil characters are here. 1026 00:52:00,070 --> 00:52:01,738 Defend Castle Sunshine! 1027 00:52:05,304 --> 00:52:06,438 (SHOUTING WAR CRY) 1028 00:52:25,472 --> 00:52:28,806 There's no time left! You have to get control of your imagination, 1029 00:52:28,839 --> 00:52:30,672 and bring Santa back, now! 1030 00:52:30,706 --> 00:52:33,506 Santa. Santa. 1031 00:52:33,539 --> 00:52:37,005 Think. Jolly old Santa. Red suit, white beard. 1032 00:52:37,038 --> 00:52:40,639 Red suit, white beard. Santa! 1033 00:52:42,072 --> 00:52:43,839 (SHRIEKING) 1034 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,874 How does that look? Can you see my balls and the sundae in frame? 1035 00:52:49,907 --> 00:52:53,607 A shocking new development in the nuking of imagination! 1036 00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,874 The Supreme Court has ruled with the military 1037 00:52:55,907 --> 00:52:58,473 that imaginary things are officially not real, 1038 00:52:58,507 --> 00:53:00,306 and therefore no approval is needed 1039 00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:01,840 to nuke them. Thank you. 1040 00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:03,807 Oh, no. 1041 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:07,407 This, of course, overturns any imagination-based verdicts in the past, 1042 00:53:07,441 --> 00:53:10,407 including the famous Cartman v. Broflovski ball-sucking case. 1043 00:53:11,508 --> 00:53:13,207 What? 1044 00:53:13,241 --> 00:53:15,650 So it appears the military is ready to proceed with its operation, 1045 00:53:15,674 --> 00:53:16,941 one they are calling 1046 00:53:16,975 --> 00:53:18,908 "Operation Nuke The Imagination 1047 00:53:18,941 --> 00:53:21,007 "Through The Imagination Doorway." 1048 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,341 STAN: Kyle? What's happening? 1049 00:53:23,374 --> 00:53:25,541 The government is gonna nuke Imaginationland. 1050 00:53:25,574 --> 00:53:27,508 What? You can't let them do that! 1051 00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:28,742 What am I supposed to do? 1052 00:53:28,775 --> 00:53:30,308 Dude, you have to stall them! 1053 00:53:31,609 --> 00:53:34,742 What is that? Hey! Get out of here! Leave me alone! 1054 00:53:35,242 --> 00:53:36,675 Stan? Stan? 1055 00:53:38,909 --> 00:53:40,585 Where are you going? I'm going to try to save 1056 00:53:40,609 --> 00:53:42,141 Stan and Butters from getting nuked! 1057 00:53:42,175 --> 00:53:44,418 Okay, okay, but you have to suck my balls first real quick. 1058 00:53:44,442 --> 00:53:46,375 No, I don't! The decision was overturned. 1059 00:53:47,041 --> 00:53:48,942 We had a deal, Kyle! 1060 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:50,409 Yeah, that leprechauns were real, 1061 00:53:50,443 --> 00:53:52,419 and the government just declared they aren't technically real, 1062 00:53:52,443 --> 00:53:55,743 so I was right. It's over. I don't have to suck your balls! 1063 00:53:55,776 --> 00:53:57,309 (SCREAMING) It isn't over! 1064 00:53:58,843 --> 00:54:00,543 It isn't over, Kyle! 1065 00:54:00,576 --> 00:54:02,343 I have not waited this long to see 1066 00:54:02,376 --> 00:54:04,543 you weasel your way out of this bet! 1067 00:54:04,576 --> 00:54:08,576 Go ahead and go. But I swear on my life, 1068 00:54:08,610 --> 00:54:12,811 before this day is over, you will suck my balls! 1069 00:54:14,344 --> 00:54:15,577 I swear it! 1070 00:54:20,611 --> 00:54:22,277 (MUMBLING) 1071 00:54:26,177 --> 00:54:27,844 We need more spinach for Popeye! 1072 00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:33,345 I got one. I got him. 1073 00:54:33,378 --> 00:54:34,612 Hey there. Huh? 1074 00:54:36,578 --> 00:54:37,745 (ANIMALS CHEERING) 1075 00:54:39,912 --> 00:54:42,945 We're losing the battle! There are simply too many of them! 1076 00:54:43,612 --> 00:54:45,278 Then the day is lost. 1077 00:54:45,311 --> 00:54:46,945 WONDER WOMAN: Wait! Aslan, look! 1078 00:54:48,411 --> 00:54:50,311 What? What happened? 1079 00:54:51,044 --> 00:54:52,345 You did it, kid! 1080 00:54:52,378 --> 00:54:55,346 Quickly, Santa! They need you on the battlefield! 1081 00:54:55,379 --> 00:54:56,446 Huh? 1082 00:54:56,479 --> 00:54:57,880 Oh, all right. 1083 00:54:59,446 --> 00:55:01,246 Make way for Santa! 1084 00:55:07,212 --> 00:55:09,880 Now you see your potential, young creator. 1085 00:55:09,913 --> 00:55:13,679 But there is still much more we need from you if we are to win this day. 1086 00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,247 This area is restricted, little boy. 1087 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,313 Please, I need to talk to the people inside. 1088 00:55:22,347 --> 00:55:23,647 They can't set off that nuke. 1089 00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,914 Get behind the line with the other protesters. 1090 00:55:26,947 --> 00:55:30,046 No nukes in our imagination, bro! 1091 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,180 (ALL CHEERING) 1092 00:55:32,213 --> 00:55:34,413 You don't understand! My friend is in Imaginationland! 1093 00:55:34,447 --> 00:55:36,013 I can hear him in my head! 1094 00:55:36,046 --> 00:55:38,982 You pot-smoking hippies aren't getting through here, so back off! 1095 00:55:40,081 --> 00:55:41,915 Stop that nuke! 1096 00:55:41,948 --> 00:55:43,781 ALL: (CHANTING) Stop that nuke! 1097 00:55:43,815 --> 00:55:45,381 Stop that nuke! 1098 00:55:45,414 --> 00:55:47,815 What's going on here? 1099 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:54,414 The military has to do this. It's their only way to kill Manbearpig. 1100 00:55:55,448 --> 00:55:56,882 (IMITATING AIR WHOOSHING) 1101 00:56:05,315 --> 00:56:08,849 Good, Butters. Now imagine some more archers on the castle walls. 1102 00:56:10,582 --> 00:56:12,983 Aslan! We're losing the battle! 1103 00:56:13,015 --> 00:56:16,015 We managed to fight off the vampires and werewolves, 1104 00:56:16,048 --> 00:56:19,716 but now our troops are being shot down by the Cavity Creeps. 1105 00:56:19,749 --> 00:56:21,483 Cavity Creeps? 1106 00:56:21,517 --> 00:56:23,350 We make holes in teeth! 1107 00:56:23,383 --> 00:56:25,450 We make holes in teeth! 1108 00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:27,283 What can destroy the Cavity Creeps? 1109 00:56:27,316 --> 00:56:29,783 Only Crest Gel with tartar control. 1110 00:56:29,817 --> 00:56:32,416 Quickly! You must imagine a giant Crest Gel! 1111 00:56:36,183 --> 00:56:37,316 Yes! 1112 00:56:38,216 --> 00:56:40,049 His powers are getting stronger. 1113 00:56:40,083 --> 00:56:42,083 We might just have a chance, here. 1114 00:56:42,116 --> 00:56:44,251 ANGEL: Aslan, we've captured a spy! 1115 00:56:44,284 --> 00:56:46,484 He was sneaking around the Gumdrop Forest! 1116 00:56:46,518 --> 00:56:49,551 Stan! Hey, look, I imagined Stan here! 1117 00:56:49,584 --> 00:56:53,618 No, no! I got sucked through Project Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon. 1118 00:56:53,651 --> 00:56:56,317 Project Imagination Doorway? 1119 00:56:56,351 --> 00:57:00,951 Never mind! The battle is almost won! We can deal with him later. 1120 00:57:00,985 --> 00:57:03,150 No, no. You don't understand. There's a nuke. 1121 00:57:03,184 --> 00:57:05,552 The government is about to level this entire place. 1122 00:57:05,952 --> 00:57:07,085 What? 1123 00:57:07,118 --> 00:57:09,285 Why would they nuke Imaginationland? 1124 00:57:09,318 --> 00:57:11,819 So the terrorists can't ever use it against us again. 1125 00:57:11,852 --> 00:57:14,085 We can get Imaginationland under control. 1126 00:57:14,118 --> 00:57:15,952 The Chosen One just needs more time! 1127 00:57:16,552 --> 00:57:17,685 The Chosen One? 1128 00:57:17,719 --> 00:57:20,418 Yeah, it turns out I'm the key. 1129 00:57:20,452 --> 00:57:23,051 WOMAN: Missile launch sequence initiated. 1130 00:57:23,085 --> 00:57:25,886 All right, people, I want this nuking done by the books. 1131 00:57:25,919 --> 00:57:27,386 Sir, we have a security breach! 1132 00:57:27,419 --> 00:57:28,753 What? 1133 00:57:28,786 --> 00:57:31,286 There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert. It's coming from Sector 2! 1134 00:57:31,319 --> 00:57:32,720 Sector 2? 1135 00:57:36,786 --> 00:57:38,987 What the hell do you think you're doing, 1136 00:57:39,019 --> 00:57:40,786 declaring leprechauns aren't real? 1137 00:57:41,286 --> 00:57:42,720 What? 1138 00:57:42,753 --> 00:57:45,253 You just can't declare that imaginary things aren't real! 1139 00:57:45,286 --> 00:57:46,553 Who are you to say what's real? 1140 00:57:46,586 --> 00:57:50,254 Think about it. Is blue real? Is love really real? 1141 00:57:50,287 --> 00:57:52,821 Imaginary things are things made up by people, 1142 00:57:52,854 --> 00:57:54,587 like Santa and Rudolph. 1143 00:57:54,621 --> 00:57:58,287 Yeah, and they detract from real things, like Jesus. 1144 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,387 Maybe Jesus is imaginary, too. 1145 00:58:00,420 --> 00:58:03,854 Oh, you better not say that! You'll go to Hell! 1146 00:58:03,888 --> 00:58:06,521 It's possible that Hell is also imaginary. 1147 00:58:06,554 --> 00:58:10,722 So then, we're about to nuke Hell... That's a good thing, right? 1148 00:58:10,755 --> 00:58:12,097 Oh, yeah, that's a good thing, yeah. 1149 00:58:12,121 --> 00:58:13,397 Oh, yeah, that's a good thing, yeah. 1150 00:58:13,421 --> 00:58:16,588 What if Heaven is imaginary? We'd be nuking heaven. 1151 00:58:16,622 --> 00:58:17,922 Yeah, but it wouldn't be real. 1152 00:58:17,955 --> 00:58:19,221 So it'd be all right. 1153 00:58:19,255 --> 00:58:21,722 Look, maybe they're all part of the same thing. 1154 00:58:21,755 --> 00:58:24,388 Santa and Jesus and Hell and leprechauns. 1155 00:58:24,421 --> 00:58:27,021 Maybe they're all real in the same way, right? 1156 00:58:27,054 --> 00:58:29,221 Santa Claus and leprechauns are imaginary, 1157 00:58:29,255 --> 00:58:31,288 but Jesus and Hell are real! 1158 00:58:31,321 --> 00:58:32,723 Well, then, what about Buddha? 1159 00:58:32,756 --> 00:58:34,523 Well, of course he's imaginary! 1160 00:58:34,556 --> 00:58:36,890 Oh, see? Now you're being intolerant, Tom. 1161 00:58:37,422 --> 00:58:38,956 Am I real? 1162 00:58:38,990 --> 00:58:40,556 All right, enough! 1163 00:58:40,589 --> 00:58:43,332 Keep that kid out of our way, and let's get back to the nuking at hand! 1164 00:58:43,356 --> 00:58:45,556 No! Leprechauns are real, God damn it! 1165 00:58:48,990 --> 00:58:50,222 STAN: Kyle? 1166 00:58:50,823 --> 00:58:52,623 Kyle, what happened? 1167 00:58:52,656 --> 00:58:54,357 Nothing. What? 1168 00:58:54,390 --> 00:58:57,023 Nothing happened! There's nothing I can do! 1169 00:58:57,056 --> 00:59:00,023 Dude, you can't let the government fire off that nuke! 1170 00:59:00,056 --> 00:59:01,399 They say they can do whatever they want, 1171 00:59:01,423 --> 00:59:03,323 because imaginary things aren't real! 1172 00:59:03,357 --> 00:59:06,090 Well, you have to convince them they are real! 1173 00:59:06,123 --> 00:59:08,323 No way, dude. Then I'd have to suck Cartman's balls. 1174 00:59:08,357 --> 00:59:11,056 Whatever it takes, you have to do it, all right? 1175 00:59:11,090 --> 00:59:13,223 Hang on, Kyle, Jesus wants to talk to you. 1176 00:59:13,557 --> 00:59:15,257 Huh? 1177 00:59:15,290 --> 00:59:17,525 JESUS: Hello, Kyle? This is Jesus. 1178 00:59:17,558 --> 00:59:18,858 Oh, boy. 1179 00:59:18,892 --> 00:59:20,992 What seems to be the problem, my child? 1180 00:59:21,024 --> 00:59:22,424 Jesus, I can't do anything. 1181 00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:25,625 I'm just a fourth grader going against the entire government. 1182 00:59:27,825 --> 00:59:29,625 Hello? Jesus? 1183 00:59:29,658 --> 00:59:34,124 LUKE SKYWALKER: No. Hey, Kyle, this is Luke Skywalker. 1184 00:59:34,157 --> 00:59:36,625 Look, I know this seems like an impossible task, 1185 00:59:36,658 --> 00:59:38,926 but do you remember when I brought down the Death Star? 1186 00:59:38,959 --> 00:59:41,993 I mean, that seemed impossible, too, right? 1187 00:59:42,025 --> 00:59:43,125 Yeah, I guess. 1188 00:59:43,158 --> 00:59:45,559 Okay, now hold on, because Superman is here, 1189 00:59:45,592 --> 00:59:47,526 and he wants to say something. 1190 00:59:47,559 --> 00:59:49,792 SUPERMAN: Kyle, this is Superman. 1191 00:59:49,826 --> 00:59:51,092 Hi, Superman. 1192 00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:53,792 I know that saving people can be a big responsibility, 1193 00:59:53,826 --> 00:59:55,826 but no matter what it takes, it's worth it. 1194 00:59:55,859 --> 00:59:57,025 I know. 1195 00:59:57,058 --> 00:59:58,392 You can do this, Kyle. 1196 00:59:58,425 --> 01:00:00,527 Now hang on, because Hercules wants to talk to you. 1197 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:01,660 Oh, God. 1198 01:00:01,693 --> 01:00:02,860 Yes, God is here, too. 1199 01:00:02,894 --> 01:00:05,159 He's gonna talk to you right after Cap'n Crunch. 1200 01:00:10,059 --> 01:00:11,093 (SCREAMING) 1201 01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:15,293 Popeye, I need some help here! 1202 01:00:15,326 --> 01:00:17,960 Popeye is being raped by Christmas Critters. 1203 01:00:19,159 --> 01:00:21,160 Get off of me! I need some help. 1204 01:00:22,628 --> 01:00:23,995 Hey, what is that? 1205 01:00:28,327 --> 01:00:30,427 More spinach for Popeye! 1206 01:00:32,728 --> 01:00:35,060 Imagine an M60 for Jesus! 1207 01:00:36,361 --> 01:00:37,794 All right! 1208 01:00:39,761 --> 01:00:42,862 The boy is doing it! Everything is going to be okay! 1209 01:00:44,962 --> 01:00:47,529 WOMAN: Missile launch in one minute. 1210 01:00:47,562 --> 01:00:50,795 God damn it, you stupid assholes are going to ruin everything! 1211 01:00:50,829 --> 01:00:52,028 Prepare for launch. 1212 01:00:52,061 --> 01:00:53,428 Sir, we have a security breach! 1213 01:00:53,462 --> 01:00:54,529 What? 1214 01:00:54,562 --> 01:00:55,805 There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert. 1215 01:00:55,829 --> 01:00:57,462 It's coming from Sector 2! 1216 01:00:57,495 --> 01:00:58,662 Sector 2? 1217 01:01:02,095 --> 01:01:03,161 Kyle? 1218 01:01:03,195 --> 01:01:04,863 What the hell are you doing back here? 1219 01:01:04,897 --> 01:01:06,663 Listen, you don't have to do this! 1220 01:01:06,696 --> 01:01:08,963 Our imaginations aren't running wild anymore. 1221 01:01:08,997 --> 01:01:12,463 Why is it so easy for children to break into the Pentagon? 1222 01:01:12,496 --> 01:01:14,129 You have to stop! 1223 01:01:14,162 --> 01:01:16,029 If I'm not mistaken, you're the one 1224 01:01:16,062 --> 01:01:17,930 who bet that leprechauns weren't real. 1225 01:01:17,963 --> 01:01:19,396 So why do you care what happens? 1226 01:01:19,997 --> 01:01:21,229 Because I... 1227 01:01:23,129 --> 01:01:25,831 Because I think they are real. 1228 01:01:25,864 --> 01:01:28,564 It's all real. Think about it. 1229 01:01:28,597 --> 01:01:31,531 Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives 1230 01:01:31,564 --> 01:01:34,264 more than most real people in this room? 1231 01:01:34,297 --> 01:01:36,864 I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, 1232 01:01:36,898 --> 01:01:39,631 he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. 1233 01:01:39,664 --> 01:01:41,664 And the same could be said for Bugs Bunny 1234 01:01:41,697 --> 01:01:43,731 and Superman and Harry Potter. 1235 01:01:43,764 --> 01:01:47,732 They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. 1236 01:01:47,765 --> 01:01:49,632 Doesn't that make them kind of real? 1237 01:01:51,098 --> 01:01:52,632 They might be imaginary, 1238 01:01:52,665 --> 01:01:54,965 but they're more important than most of us here. 1239 01:01:54,999 --> 01:01:58,164 And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead. 1240 01:01:58,198 --> 01:02:00,064 So in a way, 1241 01:02:00,098 --> 01:02:02,899 those things are more realer than any of us. 1242 01:02:11,633 --> 01:02:13,399 (PEOPLE WHISTLING) 1243 01:02:13,432 --> 01:02:14,799 Abort the sequence. 1244 01:02:17,165 --> 01:02:18,232 (HONKING) 1245 01:02:20,733 --> 01:02:22,132 Sir, he was right, 1246 01:02:22,165 --> 01:02:25,165 it does appear that our imaginations have stopped running wild. 1247 01:02:25,199 --> 01:02:28,466 Do an imaginary sweep. I'll need a full imaginary report. 1248 01:02:28,499 --> 01:02:31,200 So, Kyle, imaginary things are real, huh? 1249 01:02:31,233 --> 01:02:34,001 Guess that means I did win the bet after all. 1250 01:02:34,033 --> 01:02:35,700 And you know what that means, Kyle. 1251 01:02:35,734 --> 01:02:38,667 Just let it go with your fucking balls, already, you fucking asshole! 1252 01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:40,133 Your friends have been in danger 1253 01:02:40,166 --> 01:02:41,543 and all you care about is this stupid bet! 1254 01:02:41,567 --> 01:02:43,867 Well, I've decided, Cartman, even if we had a bet, 1255 01:02:43,901 --> 01:02:46,233 that I am never sucking your balls, you got that? 1256 01:02:46,267 --> 01:02:48,042 They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life, 1257 01:02:48,066 --> 01:02:51,901 but I am never going to suck your balls, ever! So there! 1258 01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:54,701 What happened? Why hasn't the missile gone off? 1259 01:02:54,735 --> 01:02:55,844 There's been an abort, Mr. Gore. 1260 01:02:55,868 --> 01:02:56,902 No! 1261 01:02:56,935 --> 01:02:58,902 Manbearpig has to die! 1262 01:02:58,935 --> 01:03:00,167 Oh, Jesus, no! 1263 01:03:01,401 --> 01:03:03,002 (ELECTRICITY SURGING) 1264 01:03:03,835 --> 01:03:05,067 (ALL SCREAMING) 1265 01:03:16,035 --> 01:03:19,536 That's it, Aslan! The evil characters have fled! 1266 01:03:19,569 --> 01:03:21,335 The day is ours! 1267 01:03:23,202 --> 01:03:24,602 (ALL SCREAMING) 1268 01:03:24,636 --> 01:03:25,802 (GRUNTING) 1269 01:03:27,269 --> 01:03:28,369 Kyle! 1270 01:03:28,402 --> 01:03:30,602 Fellows! Where did you come from? 1271 01:03:30,636 --> 01:03:31,903 (AIR WHISTLING) 1272 01:03:31,936 --> 01:03:33,235 What is that? 1273 01:03:37,136 --> 01:03:38,370 (SIREN BLARING) 1274 01:03:39,169 --> 01:03:40,737 (BLARING STOPS) 1275 01:04:01,070 --> 01:04:02,137 Huh. 1276 01:04:10,905 --> 01:04:11,971 (STRAINING) 1277 01:04:21,138 --> 01:04:22,372 He did it! 1278 01:04:23,338 --> 01:04:25,338 Oh, look, I'm back! 1279 01:04:26,071 --> 01:04:27,438 Nice going, kid. 1280 01:04:27,472 --> 01:04:29,939 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1281 01:04:29,972 --> 01:04:33,805 The evil characters! They're all back behind the wall again. 1282 01:04:33,839 --> 01:04:35,772 Dude! How did you do that, Butters? 1283 01:04:35,805 --> 01:04:38,539 Well, I just used my imagination. 1284 01:04:38,572 --> 01:04:39,639 ALL: Aw! 1285 01:04:41,773 --> 01:04:43,773 You know, I really have learned a lot, you guys. 1286 01:04:43,806 --> 01:04:45,682 What Kyle said about imaginary things being real 1287 01:04:45,706 --> 01:04:48,072 and Butters using his imagination? 1288 01:04:48,106 --> 01:04:49,540 It makes me think that, 1289 01:04:49,573 --> 01:04:52,606 well, maybe we all have the power to make things a reality. 1290 01:04:55,606 --> 01:04:57,806 Oh, why, look. It's me. And... 1291 01:05:00,239 --> 01:05:03,741 And there's Kyle. And what's Kyle about to do? 1292 01:05:05,107 --> 01:05:06,607 Cartman, don't! 1293 01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:09,741 Oh, Kyle! What are you doing to my balls? 1294 01:05:09,774 --> 01:05:13,140 Oh, look! It's Kyle, sucking my balls! 1295 01:05:13,173 --> 01:05:15,040 Dude. Oh, my God. 1296 01:05:15,073 --> 01:05:17,440 Oh, Kyle, you are gobbling those balls, aren't you? 1297 01:05:17,474 --> 01:05:19,073 I told you, you would suck my balls 1298 01:05:19,107 --> 01:05:20,774 before this was over, didn't I, Kyle? 1299 01:05:20,807 --> 01:05:23,741 That's sick! Why are you sucking his balls, kid? 1300 01:05:23,774 --> 01:05:26,708 I'm not sucking your balls. That's imaginary! 1301 01:05:26,742 --> 01:05:30,308 No, Kyle, I believe you said that imaginary things are real. 1302 01:05:30,341 --> 01:05:31,808 That's true. You did. 1303 01:05:31,842 --> 01:05:36,275 Oh, look at you go, Kyle! Oh, you dirty girl! You love those balls. 1304 01:05:36,308 --> 01:05:38,542 (ALL LAUGHING) 1305 01:05:38,575 --> 01:05:43,074 Okay, Kyle, that's enough ball-sucking. We need to get you boys home. 1306 01:05:43,108 --> 01:05:45,341 Oh, look, Kyle! You're choking on my balls! 1307 01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:47,109 Oh, you seem to be recovering now. 1308 01:05:47,142 --> 01:05:50,576 Oh, and you're just diving in for a second helping! Oh, Kyle! 1309 01:05:50,609 --> 01:05:52,342 (ALL WHOOPING) 1310 01:05:53,342 --> 01:05:55,242 I am not sucking Cartman's balls! 1311 01:05:55,276 --> 01:05:58,309 Whatever you imagine to be real is real. 1312 01:05:58,743 --> 01:06:00,142 Remember... 1313 01:06:00,175 --> 01:06:06,609 ♪ Imagination 1314 01:06:06,643 --> 01:06:11,176 ALL: ♪ Imagination 1315 01:06:11,210 --> 01:06:15,510 ♪ Imagination 1316 01:06:15,544 --> 01:06:20,310 ♪ Imagination 1317 01:06:22,977 --> 01:06:24,977 MR. STOTCH: Butters? Butters! 1318 01:06:25,011 --> 01:06:26,977 (GASPS) What? 1319 01:06:28,477 --> 01:06:29,610 Oh. 1320 01:06:29,644 --> 01:06:31,478 It was all just a dream. 1321 01:06:31,511 --> 01:06:33,411 Come on, Butters, time to get up. 1322 01:06:33,444 --> 01:06:35,578 Oh, Dad! I had the craziest dream! 1323 01:06:35,611 --> 01:06:37,278 I saved all of Imaginationland 1324 01:06:37,311 --> 01:06:39,878 from running wild after a terrorist attack! 1325 01:06:39,912 --> 01:06:41,545 You were in Imaginationland, Butters! 1326 01:06:41,578 --> 01:06:43,545 We've read all about it in the paper! 1327 01:06:45,278 --> 01:06:47,420 The question is, what were you doing in Imaginationland 1328 01:06:47,444 --> 01:06:49,087 when you were supposed to be helping your mother 1329 01:06:49,111 --> 01:06:50,278 clean up the basement? 1330 01:06:50,311 --> 01:06:52,013 You are grounded, mister! 1331 01:06:53,579 --> 01:06:54,579 (GROANS) 1332 01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:57,112 Wait, I'm not grounded. 1333 01:06:57,145 --> 01:06:58,612 Oh, yes, you are! 1334 01:06:58,646 --> 01:07:00,245 Oh, yeah? 1335 01:07:03,013 --> 01:07:06,013 That only works in Imaginationland. You're grounded! 1336 01:07:08,178 --> 01:07:09,512 Oh, shit. 94643

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