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Thirty long years
and it's all led up to this.
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My greatest achievement!
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Probably
should have worn pants.
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Agh!
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Feisty, I like it.
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If I finally pull this off, it
will all have been worth it.
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I just need to keep
playing it cool.
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If anyone ever finds out
about this...
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Yeah, right.
I've come this far.
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Who could possibly
catch me now?
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See there, there it is again.
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We haven't seen
readings like this for 30 years.
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Is it coming from deep space?
An enemy weapons site?
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Just as I suspected.
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Gentlemen, we're going
to Gravity Falls.
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Oh, right.
Show time.
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Welcome to the grand
re-opening of the Mystery Shack!
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Mystery Shack!
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We're here to celebrate the defeat
of that skunk little Gideon.
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Boo!
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Please, please, boo harder.
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Boo!
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But I didn't catch
that pork chop all alone.
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These two scams deserve
some of the glory.
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Oh!
Okay, okay.
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Most of the glory.
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Smile for the camera.
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Your camera's
a cinder block, Toby.
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I just want to be
a part of things.
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Smile for a real camera.
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Everyone say
"something stupid."
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Something stupid!
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And don't forget to come to the
after party tonight at 8:00.
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We're doing
a karaoke bonanza, people.
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Lights! Music! Enchantment!
Phoo!
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And an amazing karaoke
performance by our family band,
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Love Patrol Alpha.
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Oh, I don't know about that.
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I would never
agree to that ever.
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Too late, I wrote your names
on the list.
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It's happening.
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Buy your ticket, people.
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You know you don't have anything
else going on in your lives.
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I'm talking to you, pizza guy.
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Don't lame out on me.
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Ha!
The town loves us.
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We finally got that Gideon
smell out of the carpet.
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Everything
is finally going my way.
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Hey, Grunkle Stan,
now that we have a moment,
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I've been meaning to ask you
for my journal back.
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What? Journal?
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Oh, you mean this old thing?
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It was so boring
I couldn't even finish it.
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You didn't see nothing.
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Wait, you're just gonna
give it to me?
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Just like that?
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What else do you want?
A kiss on the cheek?
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I-- I got to go.
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Whoa!
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I wouldn't mind
a kiss on the cheek.
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Not gonna happen.
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Mabel, we've got to talk.
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Almost losing my journal
made me realize
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that I'm halfway
through the summer
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and still no closer
to figuring out
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the big mysteries
of Gravity Falls.
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Gideon almost
destroyed the town
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to get his hands
on this journal.
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But why?
Who wrote it?
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Where are
all the other journals?
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What was Bill talking about when he
said everything was going to change?
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There's something huge
going on right under our noses.
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And it's time we stop goofing
around and get to the bottom of it.
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Bro, you've looked at that
thing, like, a bazillion times.
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There's nothing
left to discover.
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Half the pages are blank,
remember?
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I just feel like I'm one puzzle piece
away from figuring out everything.
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Don't worry, Dipper.
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Lord Mystery Ham
is on the case.
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"I play by me own rules!
What? What?"
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I don't know
why I tell you things.
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Do you hear that?
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Hey, Mr. Pines,
what's that code word
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I'm supposed to yell
when I see a government vehicle?
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Wait, what?
Government vehicle?
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The Mystery Shack is now closed.
Everybody out!
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I will not hesitate to use
the hose on the elderly.
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Uncle Stan, what's happening?
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Yeah, you never
shut down the gift shop.
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Welcome to the Mystery Shack,
gentlemen.
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What can I get you?
Key chains?
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Snow globes?
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These rare
photos of American Presidents?
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My name is Agent Powers.
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This is Agent Trigger.
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We're here to investigate reports of
mysterious activity in this town.
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Activity.
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Mysterious activity
in the Mystery Shack?
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You got to be joking.
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I assure you I am not.
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I was born with a rare disorder
that makes me
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physically incapable
of experiencing humor.
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I don't understand that sound
you're making with your mouth.
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Now if you'll excuse us, we're
conducting an investigation.
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Investigation.
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Wait, wait.
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Did you guys say you're investigating
the mysteries of this town?
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That information is classified.
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But, yes.
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Look, between you and me,
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I believe there is a conspiracy
of paranormal origin
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all connected to this town.
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We're just one small lead away
from blowing
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the lid off this
entire mystery.
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm investigating
the exact same thing.
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I found this journal in the woods
which has almost all the answers.
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If we work together,
we could crack the case.
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If you have evidence of these
claims, we should talk.
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We can talk right now.
Please, please, come in.
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I have so much to show you.
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I'm sorry, agents.
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Kid has an overactive imagination
and, like, a sweating problem.
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Zing!
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Paranormal town stuff,
it's just part of gift shop lore.
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Sells more tickets, you know.
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Pop-poro-po-po.
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Swag.
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We have other spots
to investigate.
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We'll be on our way.
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I'm confiscating
this for evidence.
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Smart move.
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Wait!
No, wait!
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We have so much to talk about.
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Hold it, kiddo.
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Trust me, the last thing you want
around here in a party is cops.
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I'm confiscating that card.
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And how's about
you go be a normal kid?
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Flirt with a girl,
or steal a pie off a windowsill.
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But, Grunkle Stan,
you don't understand.
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And don't go talking
to those agents.
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That could have
been my big break.
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Bro, maybe Grunkle Stan
is right.
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We're throwing
a party tonight.
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Can't you go one night
without searching
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for aliens or raising
the dead or whatever?
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I'm not gonna raise the dead.
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I just need a chance to show
those agents my book.
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Trust me, Dipper.
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The only book you'll need
tonight is right here.
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Boo!
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I say "kara," you say "oke."
Kara...
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Kara...
Kara...
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I could do this all day.
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Agh!
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Well, the confetti
cannon works.
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And the karaoke machine
has all the best songs.
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"We built this township
on rock and roll."
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"Danger lane
to highway town."
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"Taking over midnight"
by AmperSandra.
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Listen, kid, you do not want
to hear this voice singing.
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Trust me.
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Grunkle Stan, karaoke
isn't about sounding good.
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It's about
sounding terrible, together.
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Check it out! These black lights
make my teeth look scary.
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It's like a crime scene
in my mouth.
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Come on, you'll love it.
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It's not fair.
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Finally I meet someone
who can help me
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solve the mysteries of this town
and Stan confiscates their card.
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Dude, I probably
shouldn't be telling you this,
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but I'm pretty sure Stan hides
like everything in his room.
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If I go into Stan's room,
I could get in so much trouble.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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That's what
makes it fun, dummy.
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Man, I can't wait to smash
these Stanatas.
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Smash!
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Grenda has entered the party!
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Stan's brains look delicious.
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Girls!
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Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh, Mabel!
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Is that a boom box sweater?
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See for yourself.
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Poke!
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Yeah, yeah!
Work it! Ah!
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Aw!
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I thought this was
gonna be a rave.
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Thompson, take off your shirt
and make it a rave.
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I'll do anything
for your approval.
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Oh, come on.
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I promise I won't
send it to anyone.
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Who's got one good eye
and one good pie?
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These kegs are full of meat.
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Tambry sends me
the craziest text.
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The whole town is showing up and
no sign of those pesky agents.
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Wendy, Dipper, how are those
posters coming along?
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Hmm.
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I'll keep an eye out for Stan.
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You go rustle through
his weird old man biz.
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All right, Grunkle Stan,
where did you hide that card?
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
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Ew!
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Pretending I never saw that.
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Wait a minute.
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Yes!
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I got it!
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Agent Powers.
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Hi, this is Dipper.
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The kid from the Mystery Shack, the
one with the, um, sweating problem.
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I have that journal
I wanted to show you.
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And you're certain this journal
will help our case?
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I'm 100% positive.
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Very well.
We're on our way.
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Sorry, Dipper.
I got distracted.
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Kid, why did you call
those agents?
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I've told you once,
I've told you 100 times,
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there's nothing supernatural
going on in Gravity Falls.
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Yes, there is.
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After everything that's happened,
you have to know that by now.
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All I know
is that your dumb obsession
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is gonna get us all in trouble
one of these days.
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Now go enjoy
the rest of the party,
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'cause when it's over,
you're grounded.
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Hmm.
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Hey, boys, looking good!
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Gorney, you clean up nice.
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Mr. Poolcheck,
move those crazy legs.
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You-- You weird pool man.
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What's the problem, officers?
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Did you catch my face
going 90 smiles per hour?
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We've got complaints about
the loudest party in town.
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Three words.
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We want in.
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Welcome to your dreams.
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Guys, I'm so glad to see you.
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Working together, we can crack all
the big questions of Gravity Falls.
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Trust me, this book is the lead
you've been looking for.
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I'm thinking
full-scale investigation.
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Forensics, researchers.
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Do you guys have a helicopter?
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I'm sorry, "helicopters".
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Kid, I'd love to believe you,
but this just looks like
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more junk
from your uncle's gift shop.
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I mean, "leprecorn"?
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I can't be the only one
that thinks that it's not funny.
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I can confirm.
Not funny.
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No, it's real, I swear.
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You should
"send it to the lab".
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Am I saying that right?
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Your uncle was right about
that overactive imagination.
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We've got paperwork to do, kid.
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- Boring paperwork.
- Wait!
255
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,584
This book is real.
256
00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,186
Gnomes, cursed objects, spells!
257
00:12:18,188 --> 00:12:19,654
Listen!
Uh...
258
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,189
Uh...
Corpus Levitas!
259
00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:24,692
Uh, Diablo Dominus!
Um, Mondo Vicium!
260
00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:28,997
Huh?
261
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,098
Huh?
262
00:12:38,775 --> 00:12:42,210
Ha, a zombie!
A real actual zombie, see.
263
00:12:42,212 --> 00:12:44,112
Spooky journal, 100% real.
264
00:12:44,114 --> 00:12:45,646
Now can we work together?
265
00:12:45,648 --> 00:12:48,216
- Mother of all that is holy.
- What do we do?
266
00:12:48,218 --> 00:12:50,084
It's just one zombie.
267
00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:51,953
Trust me, I see stuff like this
all the time.
268
00:12:56,726 --> 00:12:57,966
Good thing
it was just that one.
269
00:13:03,298 --> 00:13:05,900
Oh, my gosh.
You guys can help, right?
270
00:13:05,902 --> 00:13:08,036
Kid, we've been chasing
the paranormal for years,
271
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,271
but we've never seen
anything like this before.
272
00:13:10,273 --> 00:13:11,572
Get down!
273
00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:18,846
Oh, my gosh.
What have I done?
274
00:13:20,849 --> 00:13:23,651
♪ What up, fools?
It's Blubs and Durls ♪
275
00:13:23,653 --> 00:13:26,788
♪ Making all that money
and getting them girls ♪
276
00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:28,589
Oh!
277
00:13:28,591 --> 00:13:31,692
What do you say, guys?
Is this party legendary?
278
00:13:31,694 --> 00:13:33,995
When I say Mabel,
you say Pines.
279
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,164
Mabel!
280
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:37,665
Mabel!
281
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,267
We're all gonna die!
282
00:13:39,269 --> 00:13:40,269
Why does that never work?
283
00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:42,070
Whoa, whoa.
284
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,871
I think it's an earthquake.
285
00:13:43,873 --> 00:13:46,007
Hey, everybody, we got
to get out of here!
286
00:13:46,009 --> 00:13:47,575
We're all doomed.
287
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:48,776
Quick!
Into my getaway pouch!
288
00:13:50,279 --> 00:13:52,280
Mabel,
escape while you still can!
289
00:13:52,282 --> 00:13:54,282
Wait! No!
Don't leave!
290
00:13:54,284 --> 00:13:57,018
You haven't even done
our family karaoke song yet.
291
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:05,660
Dipper, what's the one thing
I asked you not to do tonight?
292
00:14:05,662 --> 00:14:07,128
Raise the dead.
293
00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:09,630
- And what did you do?
- Raise the dead.
294
00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:14,202
Get back, dudes.
This is about to get intense.
295
00:14:19,142 --> 00:14:20,208
Sorry, one second.
296
00:14:21,877 --> 00:14:23,437
You've got to admit
this is pretty cool.
297
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,317
Zombies!
298
00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:31,819
Don't panic. Maybe they're just
a really ugly flash mob.
299
00:14:34,323 --> 00:14:35,957
Dudes, stay calm.
300
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,659
I've been training for
this moment my whole life.
301
00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:40,394
With all the horror movies
I've seen,
302
00:14:40,396 --> 00:14:43,280
I know literally everything there is
to know about how to avoid zombies.
303
00:14:46,335 --> 00:14:48,402
Second thought,
gonna flip the script.
304
00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:51,739
Can I eat your brains?
Yay or nay?
305
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:53,341
Seeing some yay faces
over here.
306
00:15:00,315 --> 00:15:01,449
Quick, the golf cart.
307
00:15:04,353 --> 00:15:05,786
Oh, come on.
308
00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:06,908
That's a bummer.
309
00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:08,156
Good news for me though.
310
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,857
Soos!
311
00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:12,293
Sorry, dude, I just really
want those brains.
312
00:15:12,295 --> 00:15:13,361
Stay back!
313
00:15:20,202 --> 00:15:22,003
Give it up, dudes.
314
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,871
Your fighting only makes us
look more rad.
315
00:15:23,873 --> 00:15:26,007
What do we do?
Where's Grunkle Stan?
316
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,775
How's he supposed to help?
317
00:15:27,777 --> 00:15:29,497
He doesn't even believe
in the supernatural.
318
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,948
Those agents
could ruin everything.
319
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,349
Darn kid!
320
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,084
He has no idea
what he's messing with.
321
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:40,021
He's stubborn.
That's his problem.
322
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,823
Sort of like me, I suppose.
323
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,196
I got too much on my mind to
worry about those kids right now.
324
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,430
All right, let's see.
325
00:15:55,438 --> 00:15:56,938
Take that, sucker!
326
00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:03,477
This thing's a surprisingly
good weapon.
327
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,948
We need to board up
all the windows.
328
00:16:12,854 --> 00:16:15,223
Okay,
maybe that will hold them.
329
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,258
- Oh!
- Hi, dudes.
330
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:19,620
By the way, I taught the zombies
how to get to the fuse box.
331
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,278
Among these dudes
I'm like a genius.
332
00:16:22,431 --> 00:16:23,764
Get those brains, dog.
333
00:16:27,336 --> 00:16:30,871
Dipper, isn't there something in the
journal about defeating zombies?
334
00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:33,174
No! There's nothing in here
about weaknesses.
335
00:16:33,176 --> 00:16:35,042
This can't be happening.
336
00:16:35,044 --> 00:16:37,445
I wanted answers so bad
I put everyone in danger.
337
00:16:37,447 --> 00:16:39,180
Now we're toast.
338
00:16:39,182 --> 00:16:41,215
It's all my fault
and no one can save us.
339
00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:44,085
No!
Mabel, I'm sorry!
340
00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:46,220
Dipper!
341
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,465
You two, attic, now!
342
00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:59,066
Grunkle-- Grunkle Stan?
343
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:00,468
I said now!
344
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:04,305
All right, you undead jerks,
you ready to die twice?
345
00:17:06,175 --> 00:17:09,510
The only wrinkly monster
who harasses my family is me.
346
00:17:09,512 --> 00:17:10,511
Take that!
347
00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:12,213
And that!
348
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:16,317
Beat it, no-eyes.
349
00:17:20,322 --> 00:17:21,489
Anyone else want a piece?
350
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,076
Oh! Ow!
351
00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:43,444
Everything hurts.
352
00:17:43,446 --> 00:17:45,246
Grunkle Stan, that was amazing!
353
00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:46,347
Are you all right?
354
00:17:48,351 --> 00:17:51,385
Well, at least, you can't deny
magic exists anymore, right?
355
00:17:51,387 --> 00:17:53,054
Kid, I've always known.
356
00:17:53,056 --> 00:17:54,955
Wait.
What are you talking about?
357
00:17:54,957 --> 00:17:56,857
I'm not an idiot, Dipper.
358
00:17:56,859 --> 00:17:59,160
Of course, this town is weird
and the one thing
359
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,595
I know about that weirdness
is that it's dangerous.
360
00:18:04,299 --> 00:18:06,867
I've been lying about it to try
to keep you away from it,
361
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:08,569
to try to protect you from it.
362
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:14,909
It looks like I didn't lie
well enough.
363
00:18:17,446 --> 00:18:19,080
What do we do?
What do we do?
364
00:18:19,082 --> 00:18:20,548
Normally,
the journal would help us,
365
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,630
but there's nothing in there
about defeating zombies.
366
00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:23,984
It's hopeless.
367
00:18:23,986 --> 00:18:25,553
Wait, wait, wait, the text!
368
00:18:25,555 --> 00:18:27,388
It's glowing
in the black light.
369
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:28,489
What?
370
00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:32,960
All this time I thought
I knew all the journal secrets.
371
00:18:32,962 --> 00:18:35,229
But they're written
in some kind of invisible ink.
372
00:18:35,231 --> 00:18:36,397
Invisible ink?
373
00:18:36,399 --> 00:18:37,598
This is it.
374
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,300
"Zombies have a weakness!
375
00:18:39,302 --> 00:18:41,369
Previously thought
to be invincible,
376
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,904
their skulls can be shattered by
a perfect three part harmony."
377
00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:46,107
Three part harmony?
How can we create that?
378
00:18:46,109 --> 00:18:48,175
I have a naturally
high pitched scream.
379
00:18:48,177 --> 00:18:50,911
I can make noises with my body.
Sometimes intentionally.
380
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:52,580
Boys, boys.
381
00:18:52,582 --> 00:18:55,516
I think you're both missing
the obvious solution.
382
00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:00,488
Hello. Hello.
383
00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:02,089
Does this seem loud?
384
00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:06,327
Oh, Gossiping Housewives is on.
385
00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:09,230
Eh, I already sat down.
386
00:19:14,136 --> 00:19:17,138
Zombies and gentlemen,
I'm Mable,
387
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:19,507
they're Dipper and Stan
and together,
388
00:19:19,509 --> 00:19:22,543
we are Love Patrol Alpha!
389
00:19:22,545 --> 00:19:23,665
I never agreed to that name.
390
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:24,979
Hit it!
391
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,620
Uh, Mabel, our lives
may not be worth this.
392
00:19:32,622 --> 00:19:34,955
♪ Friday night ♪
393
00:19:34,957 --> 00:19:36,991
♪ We're gonna
party till dawn ♪
394
00:19:36,993 --> 00:19:38,626
♪ Don't worry, Daddy ♪
395
00:19:38,628 --> 00:19:40,928
♪ I've got
my favorite dress on ♪
396
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,530
Mabel, this is stupid.
397
00:19:42,532 --> 00:19:44,632
♪ We roll into the party ♪
398
00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:46,634
♪ The boys are
looking our way ♪
399
00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:48,335
♪ We just keep dancing ♪
400
00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:50,538
♪ We don't care
what they say ♪
401
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:53,641
♪ And all the boys
are ganging up in my face ♪
402
00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:58,512
Guys, we have to sing together
or it won't work.
403
00:19:58,514 --> 00:20:00,381
♪ Boys are a bore ♪
404
00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:02,450
♪ Let's show 'em the door ♪
405
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:06,387
♪ We're taking over
the dance floor ♪
406
00:20:06,389 --> 00:20:08,155
♪ Oo-oo ♪
407
00:20:08,157 --> 00:20:09,990
♪ Girls do what we like ♪
408
00:20:09,992 --> 00:20:11,659
♪ Oo-oo ♪
409
00:20:11,661 --> 00:20:15,663
♪ We're taking over
tonight, oo-oo ♪
410
00:20:15,665 --> 00:20:19,099
♪ Girls do what we like,
oo-oo ♪
411
00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:21,669
♪ We're taking over tonight ♪
412
00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:25,406
♪ We're queens
of the disco! ♪
413
00:20:25,408 --> 00:20:27,274
♪ Oo-oo ♪
414
00:20:27,276 --> 00:20:29,109
♪ Girls do what we like ♪
415
00:20:30,545 --> 00:20:32,713
♪ We're taking over tonight ♪
416
00:20:32,715 --> 00:20:35,616
♪ Taking over tonight ♪
417
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:41,088
Duck!
418
00:20:47,462 --> 00:20:48,762
Thank you!
419
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:50,731
We'll be here all night!
420
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:52,466
Deal with it, zombie idiots!
421
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,702
Pines! Pines!
422
00:20:54,704 --> 00:20:56,103
Pines! Pines!
423
00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:00,741
I'm sorry about this, guys.
424
00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:02,776
I totally ruined everything.
425
00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:04,478
Dipper, are you kidding me?
426
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:08,182
I got to sing karaoke with my two
favorite people in the world.
427
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,451
No party could ever top that.
428
00:21:10,453 --> 00:21:13,153
Kids, listen,
this town is crazy.
429
00:21:13,155 --> 00:21:14,722
So you need to be careful.
430
00:21:14,724 --> 00:21:17,758
I don't know what I'd do with
myself if you got hurt on my watch.
431
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,194
I'll let you hold
onto that spooky journal
432
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,129
as long as you promise me
you'll only use it
433
00:21:22,131 --> 00:21:25,165
for self-defense
and not go looking for trouble.
434
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:27,201
Okay, as long as
you promise me
435
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:31,205
that you don't have any other
bombshell secrets about this town.
436
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,239
Promise.
437
00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:33,474
Promise.
438
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:37,745
Man, we have got a lot of
zombie damage to clean up.
439
00:21:37,747 --> 00:21:39,079
Where's my handyman anyway?
440
00:21:39,081 --> 00:21:41,749
Brains! Brains!
441
00:21:41,751 --> 00:21:42,816
Holy Moses!
442
00:21:42,818 --> 00:21:44,752
Wait!
443
00:21:44,754 --> 00:21:46,754
There's a page in here about
curing zombification.
444
00:21:46,756 --> 00:21:48,756
It's gonna
take a lot of formaldehyde.
445
00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:50,391
Ooh, and cinnamon.
446
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:51,792
Come on, Soos,
let's fix you up.
447
00:21:51,794 --> 00:21:54,228
Brains! Brains!
448
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,429
Soos, cut it out!
449
00:21:55,431 --> 00:21:56,630
Sorry, dude.
450
00:21:56,632 --> 00:21:58,365
I can't believe it.
451
00:21:58,367 --> 00:22:01,368
All this time the author's secrets
were hiding in plain sight.
452
00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:03,671
A whole new chapter
of mysteries to explore.
453
00:22:07,776 --> 00:22:09,376
That was insane.
454
00:22:09,378 --> 00:22:11,078
I've never seen
anything like it.
455
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,313
Who do we report to?
456
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,117
This is bigger than
we imagined.
457
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,819
We need to bring in
the big guns.
458
00:22:18,821 --> 00:22:20,387
But they'll never believe us.
459
00:22:20,389 --> 00:22:22,122
Then we'll make them
believe us.
460
00:22:22,124 --> 00:22:24,792
This is the town
we've been searching for.
461
00:22:24,794 --> 00:22:26,627
Ba-- Ba-- Bam.
462
00:22:26,629 --> 00:22:28,329
Another zombie!
463
00:22:28,331 --> 00:22:29,851
- Drop your weapon!
- Drop your weapon!
464
00:22:31,232 --> 00:22:32,533
Oh, okay,
it's just--
465
00:22:32,535 --> 00:22:34,335
- Who is that guy?
- A very ugly man.
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