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-[Five] Get him!
-[gauntlets firing]
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Zoom zoom Ka-zoom!
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Zoom zoom Ka-zoom!
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-Zoom Ka-zoom!
-Huh?
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-Ka-zoom!
-[Five grunts]
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Come on, you little... Hold still!
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[grunting]
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-Huh?
-Ka-zoom!
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Not so fast, fuzzball! [grunts]
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[beeping]
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Man, I used to love Zoom Kazoom games,
but that catchphrase really gets old fast.
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Okay, we get it!
You like the sound of your own name!
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[beeps]
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-Ka-zoom!
-[gasps]
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Okay, Ally, let's frag that fuzzball!
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[caws]
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[Miko] Let's go!
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Zoom zoom Ka-zoom!
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[cawing]
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Hey! Ugh!
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-Whoa!
-[Ally glitching]
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Ally, what's wrong?
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Zoom zoom!
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[cawing]
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[screaming]
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What the...
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Ally? Where'd you go, me birdy?
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Ugh! No time for a pit stop, girl!
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Oh, no, Ally! You've taken damage!
That's never happened before.
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[cawing]
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Five! Something's up with Ally!
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I think she's sick!
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What do you mean?
She's a program. She doesn’t get sick.
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[beeping]
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[grunting]
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Try rebooting her.
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[caws]
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Feel better, girl?
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[cawing]
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Oh, nerds.
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How's Ally? Did it work?
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[groans]
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[chuckles] Zoom.
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Thanks for the distraction, noobs.
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-[laughs]
-[caws]
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What do we do, Five?
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She's acted twitchy before,
but never like this.
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-This is next level twitching!
-[groans]
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You're right, this is bad.
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-BITT, come in. Ally needs help.
-[gauntlet beeping]
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[BITT] I am sorry,
but as a tech training entity,
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I do not possess the data
to diagnose your pet.
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So, how do we fix her?
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[Phil] Beats me.
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But luckily for your bird,
Hinobi's got a pet trainer.
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[BITT] You have arrived
at your destination.
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[Five chuckles] Whoa!
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-Check out those companion pets.
-[birds chirping]
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[Miko] You really think this trainer
could help me with Ally, Phil?
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Well, Emma is a very dedicated trainer,
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but she kind of marches
to the beat of her own frequency,
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if you know what I mean.
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[roars]
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[both exclaim]
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[retching]
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Aha!
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Sweet success!
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I have found my car keys!
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[chuckling] Well, I can see
you're in good hands, so...
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[caws]
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[gasps] A first generation
chicky chum NPC mount?
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Hold this and do not stop showering it
with food, love and Hinobi gossip.
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-[chirps]
-Huh. Oh, hey, little guy.
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Oh, how I love these turkeys.
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You know, Bravestone XII
is my all-time favorite RPG.
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That's my pet Ally. She's hasn't
been acting like herself lately.
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Oh. Has she been erratic,
nervous, distractible,
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eating pretty much anything
that isn't nailed down?
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-Pretty much since we met.
-Uh-huh.
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So, you don't know your pet very well.
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Are you kidding?
I know everything about her!
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She flies like a rocket,
looks great in red,
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hates authority and loves to caw.
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-[cawing, glitching]
-See?
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Phil told us you were somebody
who could fix glitchy pets.
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Ugh. You think she's broken?
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Well, she's an artificial intelligence,
isn't she?
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Can't you just fix her
by pushing a button or something?
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[laughing]
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I'm sorry, who are you again?
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-Uh, High Five?
-Hmm.
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There is nothing artificial
about intelligence, High Five.
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[chirping]
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-You don't have a pet, do you?
-Uh... no.
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So, what do you two want from me?
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I suppose you're here to exchange
this faulty bird for a brand-new one.
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No way, lady! That wouldn't be Ally.
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Miko, Ally is a program, remember?
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-Nobody would know it was a copy.
-I would know.
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Oh. I like you, kid.
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You think with your thumper,
not your thinker.
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Ultimately, it is up to you,
young humanoid,
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to find out what's wrong with your pet.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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But what I can do, yes, yes, yes,
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is borrow a few game elements
from my favorite RPG
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to generate a custom training level
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that should help to put you
on the right track. [chuckling]
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I'm in! Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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This should work.
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Now to just hack the simulator,
upload the program and portal you in.
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[Five] Uh, isn't hacking the sim
a little dangerous?
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If it's a quest to save my bird,
I am going!
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[whirring and beeping]
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-Come on, Ally. Hi-yah!
-[Ally caws]
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So, uh... I'll just, you know,
hang out here until she gets back.
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Oh, no. I've devised a little trial
for you to help with your pet problem.
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But I don't have a pet, remember?
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Yeah! That's the problem!
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Aah!
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[both screaming]
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[theme song playing]
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[man] Who knows what really happenswhen a video game starts to glitch?
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♪ Here come the Glitch TechsThey know what to do ♪
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♪ They got the techThey got the moves ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsThey're the wrecking crew ♪
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♪ They'll solve the problem ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsWhen a Glitch is loose ♪
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♪ They'll wipe them outOld school or new ♪
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♪ Glitch Techs always coming throughTo solve the problem ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsWhoa! ♪
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♪ Glitch Techs! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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Whoa!
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Ally, where are we?
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Miko, can you hear me?
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Yeah, I can hear you.
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Okay, pet trainees, welcome, welcome,to my custom training simulation!
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As RPG fans, you may find some aspectsof this world a bit familiar. [chuckles]
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Eh... kinda, sorta.
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Ya seen one lava level,
you've kinda seen them all.
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The rules to this simulation are simple.
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To find what you both need,you must each rely on your pets.
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-You up for that, Ally?
-[caws]
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Hey, I told you, lady, I don't have a pet.
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[electricity pulsating]
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[Miko] Whoa!
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Whoa!
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-What was that?
-[Ally glitching]
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Uh-oh. This is...This is the opposite of good.
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The sim appears to be glitching.
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You should probably make your wayto the exit portal at once.
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Get out! Go!
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[gauntlet voice] Safety protocolsare offline.
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-[Five] Emma?
-[Miko] Hello?
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Miko, we're breaking up!
Meet me at the exit portal!
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On it! Me and Ally will be right--
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Five? Five? Ugh! Glitchy tech.
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Okay, girl. All we gotta do is make it
through and then head to the portal.
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-You ready?
-[caws]
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[Miko] Let's show Emma we're unstoppable!
Whoo!
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♪ Ally and MikoThey're two birds of a feather ♪
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♪ Even though only one is a real birdWith real feathers ♪
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♪ Nah-na-na, na-na... ♪
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Ally, we gotta go!
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That's it, Ally. We're almost-- [screams]
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Things are getting mighty tentacley
up in here!
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Keep moving!
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[caws]
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[Miko exclaiming]
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Ally! focus, girl! No time for snacks!
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Hey, what'd I just say?
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-Aah! Really?
-[caws]
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-[Miko exclaiming]
-[cawing]
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-[grunts]
-[caws]
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[groans]
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[beeping]
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Oh, no, not this again!
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Don't worry, girl. I'll just put you away
until I can figure out how to--
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[gauntlet voice] Access denied.
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Come on! That's weird.
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[groaning]
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[sighs] Okay, okay, it's fine.
We'll be out of here any second.
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All we need to do is stay mindful
of our surroundings,
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and an opportunity will present itself.
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[caws]
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Aha!
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If we can't go over,
we're just gonna have to go under!
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[caws]
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[Five] All right, Five.
Okay, Five, stretch it out.
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You didn't ask for this sim,
but you got it.
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And you can get out of here,
'cause you eat sims for breakfast.
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Let's see. We got a portal.
We got a gate to the portal.
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And we got a guard sentry at the gate.
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Sure. That's standard.
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Now, let's see.
Might be some way past him.
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A puzzle or a riddle or...
Ah, who am I kidding?
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Hey, ugly! Come at me, bro!
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[chittering]
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Ha! You just got canned!
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Uh... [chuckling nervously]
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[chittering]
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[exclaims]
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Oh. You guys want some of this? Huh?
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[glitching]
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Oh, come on,
don't you glitch on me right now.
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Heads up!
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-[chittering]
-[Five exclaiming]
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[panting]
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Okay, good. They're not coming in.
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Wait. Why aren't they coming in?
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[Alpha powering on]
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Oh, that's why.
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[screaming]
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Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
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[Alpha roaring]
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[exclaiming]
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Uh, yeah, that's right.
And stay down. [chuckles]
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Yeah! Good thing
you stepped in just then, bro.
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I was just about to pop
a bunch of these fools myself
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when you came by.
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[exclaims]
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[gulps]
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-[grunts]
-[exclaims]
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Huh?
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[grunting]
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-[roars]
-[Five] Ow!
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[groans]
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-You're broken.
-[roars]
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I mean, it's cool! No offense, buddy.
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Uh, pal. Or, uh...
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Alpha?
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[Alpha exclaims]
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You like Alpha, all right!
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So, uh, listen, Alfie.
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I was just passing by on my way
to that portal in the sky over there,
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but the gate is guarded by those
trash mobs you like beatin' on so much.
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I was gonna go clear them myself,
but I figured, why be selfish, you know?
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I could help this guy out
and let him in on the action,
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and then maybe you could help me
get up there.
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[grunts]
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You understand "up"?
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[grunts]
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Yeah, that's right. We're going up!
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Okay, just follow me.
The gate is just over...
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Wait! Wrong way, big guy.
Where are you going?
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[grunts]
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Okay, this looks semiterrifying,
but Emma designed this level,
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so there must be a reason
she put this tunnel here.
250
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,120
-[cawing]
-[grunting]
251
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,457
Head in the game, girl!
252
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,342
I swear I will feed you when we get back.
253
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,879
[chiming]
254
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,262
Huh? What's that?
255
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:39,048
Look, Ally! A light to guide our way out!
256
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,013
[roaring]
257
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,934
Or to our death.
258
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,523
Watch out! Go, go, go, go, go!
259
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,269
[roaring]
260
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,310
Oh! Nice level design, Emma!
261
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:53,114
"You know what this simulation needs?
Killer worms!"
262
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,989
Oh! Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
263
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,449
Aah! Other way! Other way! Other way!
264
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,660
[burps]
265
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,333
[Miko exclaims]
266
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,867
[cawing weakly]
267
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,630
Oh, no!
268
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,839
[beeping]
269
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,000
Ally!
270
00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,215
-[Alpha grunts softly]
-[Five grunts]
271
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,262
Come on, man. What are you doing up here?
272
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,971
[techno music playing]
273
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,861
-Alpha...
-[Alpha grunts]
274
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:40,954
Hey!
275
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,874
[Five panting]
276
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,080
[roaring]
277
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,791
Come on, Biggie. I thought
we had an understanding, you and me!
278
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:57,884
I told you, I need to get up
to the portal in the sky, remember?
279
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,462
[Alpha exclaims]
280
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,837
[grunts]
281
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:06,219
Yes, up. But this is the wrong up.
282
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:10,063
I don't want you to go up.
I want you to help me go up!
283
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,096
[grunts]
284
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,194
[techno music continues]
285
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,940
-[Five screams]
-[music stops]
286
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:16,941
[grunts]
287
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,864
Alpha's missing bolt.
288
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:26,124
Oh, I get it, Emma.
Classic adventure game side quest.
289
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,656
Complete with its own mini-bosses.
290
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,293
[chittering]
291
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,660
Hey, guys! Heads up again!
292
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,003
Hey, Alpha!
293
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:42,006
If you want your bolt back,
I hope you can catch as good as you throw!
294
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,680
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
295
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,465
[screaming]
296
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,513
[chittering angrily]
297
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:55,942
Hey, buddy.
298
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,270
I think this belongs to you.
299
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,064
[grunts softly]
300
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,482
-[roaring]
-[all shrieking]
301
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,159
[Alpha grunting]
302
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,618
[beeping]
303
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,001
So, are we cool?
304
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,666
[laughing]
305
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,087
[both groaning and laughing]
306
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:31,598
Man, you should charge tickets
for that ride. [chuckles]
307
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,020
Well, glad to help you, big guy,
but now I gotta get back on my main quest.
308
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,310
Getting up to that portal
so I can meet Miko.
309
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:38,564
[Alpha grunts]
310
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,781
Whoa!
311
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,611
Are you offering me a ride?
312
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:53,195
[Miko huffs] Right back where we started.
313
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,035
[cawing weakly]
314
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,753
I'm sorry, girl.
I should be able to help you.
315
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,462
I should know what you need!
316
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:02,999
[caws]
317
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:08,007
I know it doesn't make sense to be sad.
None of this is real. You're not real.
318
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,927
But the way I feel about you is.
319
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,352
[caws]
320
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,680
Okay, fine.
321
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,437
Maybe I don't know what you need.
322
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,939
But at least I can
finally give you what you want.
323
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,731
[cawing weakly]
324
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,015
Here you go, girl.
325
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,113
[chimes]
326
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,945
-[cawing]
-Wait a minute. These aren't fruits.
327
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,868
They're power-ups from Bravestone XII!
328
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:34,911
[caws]
329
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,754
That's your game, chickadee!
330
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,909
All this time,
I thought you weren't listening to me.
331
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,248
But it was me
that wasn't listening to you!
332
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,285
[whirring]
333
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,506
[exclaiming]
334
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,425
-[screeching]
-Heavens to metroid, chicky chum!
335
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,223
-You're a fiery chum!
-[caws]
336
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,903
[chiptune music playing]
337
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,237
-Let's show 'em who runs this game, Ally!
-[caws]
338
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:17,749
[Miko laughs] Everyone bow down
to the regalest bird in Bravestone!
339
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,134
[chittering]
340
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,718
Oh, yeah!
341
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,597
Watch out! Coming through!
342
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,443
Whoo-hoo!
343
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,731
[in slow motion] Oh, yeah!
344
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,608
[normal] Alpha and Five! Whoo-hoo!
345
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,703
-We made it!
-[caws]
346
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,655
-Now, where's Five?
-[Five] Whoo-hoo!
347
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,075
Miko, check it out! I made a friend!
348
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,956
-Say hello, Alpha!
-[Alpha grunts]
349
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,838
-Wait. Is that Ally?
-[Ally caws]
350
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,302
[Five and Miko clamoring excitedly]
351
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,759
[Alpha grunts]
352
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,683
[caws]
353
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:21,600
[growling]
354
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,103
[Five and Miko] Oh, nerds.
355
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,055
[announcer] Boss mode!
356
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,265
-We can take him! It's four on one!
-The portal's closing!
357
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,607
[growling]
358
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,821
No! Why, portal? Why?
359
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,322
Whatever we do,
we're gonna have to do it fast!
360
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,826
[growls]
361
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,622
Let's make this quick, Ally.
362
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,462
[growls]
363
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,340
[Five] Eat this!
364
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,180
And so he did.
365
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,505
Come on, Alpha!
366
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,805
[Miko] Fireball! Fireball!
367
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,314
[Miko screams]
368
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,691
Ally!
369
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:06,769
Miko!
370
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,227
Alpha, our friends need us!
371
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,404
[whirring]
372
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,784
[groans]
373
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,526
-Help! Ally's stuck!
-[cawing]
374
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,195
[groans]
375
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,042
[Miko] Thanks, Alpha!
376
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,753
We can't get past this thing.
What are we going to do?
377
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,254
[Alpha grunts]
378
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,795
No. Come with us, Alpha!
379
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,878
[grunts softly]
380
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:40,925
[Ally coos]
381
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,977
[grunting]
382
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,268
[growls]
383
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,479
No! Wait!
384
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,315
Alpha!
385
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,736
[growling]
386
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,119
[Alpha roaring]
387
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,468
[Five] Alpha!
388
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:24,931
[both exclaim]
389
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,810
-[Emma] Oh, there you are.
-[caws]
390
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:33,404
[chuckling] Wow! So how was it?
Tell me everything.
391
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,522
"How was it?"
392
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,898
Your crazy program glitched on us, lady!
393
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:40,275
We were stuck in there with no gauntlets,
no communication and no...
394
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,954
Go on.
395
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,488
You made it glitch on purpose, didn't you?
396
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:50,457
I told you my training level was designed
to teach you about your chicky chum here.
397
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:53,590
A pet is a relationship, Miko.
398
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,799
You get out of it what you put into it.
399
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:59,049
And when it comes to the care
and the feeding of your chum,
400
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:02,722
I highly suggest
you read the instructions.
401
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,103
I gotta read all nine pages?
402
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,060
-[caws]
-[sighs]
403
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,560
The things I do for you, Ally.
404
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,773
[caws]
405
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:15,067
You're quiet, High Five. Why so emo, Nemo?
406
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:20,067
Uh... Emma, in the simulation,
I met someone.
407
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:26,291
Oh! Like this Bravestone XII
Exclusive Edition Alpha Mech?
408
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,958
I can replicate a brand-new one for you
if you want.
409
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:33,788
I don't want a new Alpha. I want my Alpha.
410
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,705
Not as replaceable
as you once thought, hmm?
411
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:41,716
Reality's not just here, my friend.
It's also here.
412
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,263
[beeping]
413
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,766
-Alpha!
-[grunts softly]
414
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,732
I thought I lost you, buddy.
415
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,442
-[Alpha grunts]
-Ow!
416
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:57,192
Looks like I have a pet now. [chuckles]
417
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:01,737
[caws]
418
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,450
Hey. Says here in the manual
there are even more treats
419
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,491
that can teach you all kinds of tricks.
420
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,745
Wait till you see what these babies do.
421
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,584
-Whoa!
-[caws]
422
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,292
[theme music playing]
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