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[indistinct chatter]
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[exclaims]
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Hey, are all of you here for the--
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Back of the line, string bean!
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I'm not cutting ahead, I swear.
I actually work here.
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Bring me three pairs!
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Whatever they're paying you,
I'll double it!
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[Five grunting] Coming through.
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No, guys, be cool.
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Here's your voucher.
Thanks for shopping Hinobi.
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Hey, guys, it's--
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-Get back in line, creeper!
-[price gun beeping]
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Zahra, it's me!
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Folks, we've gota special today on tall kids.
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Buy now,and we'll throw in a free hairnet.
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Sorry, Five.
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Since the sneakers went on sale,
this crowd's had us all on edge--
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Hey! Hey! Limit one per customer!
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Why do people waste time lining up here
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when they can just preorder online
like I did?
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Wait. Didn't I?
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Okay, finding my kicks, carting my kicks
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and preordering my--
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[cell phone ringing]
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'Sup, Miko?
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Five, there's an old dude at the bus stop
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who looks just like the wizard
from Ring of the Lords!
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Whoa! I wanna see!
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I didn't preorder!
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Uh, Phil, hold one pair for me.
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That's the last of 'em, you vultures.
We are sold out!
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[groans]
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Mitch set aside four pair.
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-He did?
-[Mitch] That's right.
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Two for me, two to sell,
one to stock and one to rock.
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[laughs]
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Wanna buy a pair?
I'll give you a nice friend discount.
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Wow, thanks, Mitch!
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That'll be $600.
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That's like three times more!
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Meh. We're not great friends.
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[Miko] Still glum
over those cool shoes, chum?
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-You'll find another pair.
-"Another pair"?
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These were limited edition, Miko.
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The rarest and most exclusive kind
of fan merch.
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Then what's BITT got over there?
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[exclaims]
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What are you doing with that, BITT?
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Depositing it
into the Glitch Tech loot locker.
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I thought the locker
was just for upgrading Glitch Tech gear.
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Gear, armor, power-ups and company swag.
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All purchasable by redeeming
your Glitch Tech experience points.
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Yeah!
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One pair left,
and it costs XP instead of money?
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Snipe it before someone else does!
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[automated voice] I'm sorry,
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you do not have enough XPto purchase this item.
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250,000?
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It would take a month of missions
to grind that much XP.
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[automated voice] Now depositing250,000 XP.
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-Berg-ster!
-Bergie-meister!
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-Berg-dawg!
-Robo-Berger!
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-The Bergs!
-Hey, guys.
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Dude, how'd you earn that much XP?
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Well, low-level quests
may not be that exciting,
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but they do add up.
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I'm just one more quest away
from earning an achievement.
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See?
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It's a timed quest
to recover a bunch of glitched gems
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that are hidden all over town.
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I love gems.
They smash so pretty when you blast 'em.
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Yeah, I've wanted to complete that one
for a while now,
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but, unfortunately,
it requires more than one Tech.
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Aww. Grinding low-level missions
like a bunch of blueberries, are we?
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What do you care?
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I don't have time to care.
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I'm too busy earning my XP
by taking out bosses.
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Like a boss.
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Not all missions
are about taking down bosses, Mitch.
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Just the awesome ones.
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Boosh!
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Bergy, I need 250,000 XP,
and I need it fast.
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If we team up to finish that quest...
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I'll earn the achievement.
You can have the XP...
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And I'll get to pulverize all the gems!
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Only my sister Nica and I
are supposed to fake bond today.
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"Fake bond"?
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Yeah. Mom likes us to spend time together,
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so she schedules
these little playdates for us.
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But they usually fall apart
pretty quickly.
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Meet you guys in ten?
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Okay. I'll put on my lucky quest socks!
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Quest! Quest!
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[all chanting] Quest! Quest!
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Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest!
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[electronic fanfare playing]
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-Hey, sis!
-'Sup?
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So, what do you girls have planned?
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-Sister stuff. Pedi!
-Movie!
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-Movie-pedi.
-Hair braiding.
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-Sharing secrets.
-Sister stuff.
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Fun. Just one new rule:
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I want you to send me selfies
of you both together every ten minutes.
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-Selfies?
-Together?
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Or you're grounded.
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[both] Yes, Mama.
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Pics, or it didn't happen, girls.
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[horn honking]
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Ugh. Man, she's good.
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Let's just roll with it.
Come on. It'll be like old times.
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Fine. Just do not humiliate me.
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Wow, dramatic much? I am not gonna--
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[Five and Bergy chanting] Quest! Quest!
Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest!
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[both laughing]
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[singsong] Quest.
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Miko, the party's about to begin.
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-The adventure party.
-[both giggle]
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I may be longer than I thought, guys.
Remember my sister Nica?
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Nica?
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Ugh! Catch you guys later.
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-[Five] Okay, bye.
-[Bergy] All right, see ya.
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[both] Q-U-E-S-T!
Let's all go and earn XP!
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[cat meows]
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[theme song playing]
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[man] Who knows what really happenswhen a video game starts to glitch?
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♪ Here come the Glitch TechsThey know what to do ♪
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♪ They got the techThey got the moves ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsThey're the wrecking crew ♪
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♪ They'll solve the problem ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsWhen a glitch is loose ♪
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♪ They'll wipe them outOld school or new ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsAlways coming through ♪
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♪ To solve the problem ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsWhoa! ♪
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♪ Glitch Techs! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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[Five and Bergy chanting]
Quest! Quest! Quest!
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Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest!
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[automated voice] You have arrivedat your quest waypoint.
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The first stage
of our first quest together.
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Let's savor this moment.
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Okay, now how do we find the gems?
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If they were in plain sight,
people would have noticed them, right?
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Right.
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Our gear should give us
their general locations,
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-but the rest will be trial and error.
-[device beeping]
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[automated voice]
Glitch signature detected.
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-Ready to start the quest timer, HF?
-Ready, B.
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[automated voice] Quest timer started.Thirty minutes and counting...
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[both] Quest begin!
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[Sabrina humming]
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-Here, glitchy, glitchy, glitchy.
-[device beeping]
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Huh? Whoa!
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[pants]
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-Here, glitchy, glitchy, glitchy.
-[device beeping]
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[Sabrina humming]
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-[device beeping]
-Hmm.
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I think I found something.
I got a signal from the...
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-[hisses]
-[exclaims]
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[snoring]
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-Reptile section.
-[device beeping]
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[beeping accelerates]
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Turtles. Why did it have to be...
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[chuckles] JK. I love these guys.
What's up, guys?
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Do any look like glitches?
Check for martial weapons and bandanas.
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Uh, nopes. Nothin'.
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Uh, any of you guys hiding a gem in there?
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-[snarls]
-[exclaims]
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Bergy, I found the glitch!
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[exclaiming]
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You take left! I'll take right!
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Right! I mean, left!
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Ugh, I can't even target this thing!
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You don't try to blast
a glitched turtle shell, you try to--
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Whoo-hoo!
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See? She gets it.
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[automated voice] Gem acquired.
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Yes! 26 minutes on the timer!
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-[Five] Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
-[Bergy] Yes! Yeah!
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Wait, wait. Um, do we reset the kid?
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[scoffs] What harm could she do? Let's go.
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Okay.
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[gasps]
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Sabrina? Sabrina? Where did you...
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[in slow motion] Sabrina!
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[Miko] ♪ The CPU's connectedTo the Jamma board ♪
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♪ The Jamma board's connectedTo the power supply ♪
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♪ The power supply's connectedTo the... everything ♪
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Nica, help me out, okay?
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Pull the bunny out
and then whack it, okay?
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Miko, please come out from under there.
People are going to notice us.
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Hang on. I almost got this.
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Boom! Back in order!
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Care for a first play?
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Nica? Nica? Hello?
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We gotta get out of here.
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Come on!
I laid in used gum to fix this thing!
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[sighs] I don't have time for games, Miko.
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Oh? So what are you always messing with
on your smartphone?
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Apps.
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Hmm. Come on. What about the ball pit?
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You love the ball pit.
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I do not love the--
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[mumbles]
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Stop it.
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Ball pit!
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Gross, Miko! Now come on.
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Ball pit!
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-Argh!
-[grunts]
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Oh, it's on!
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-Ready, set, jump!
-[both laughing]
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-[cell phone chiming]
-[Nica gasps]
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-Ten-minute timer.
-Selfie time!
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[camera shutter clicks]
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-Great. Thanks a lot, Miko.
-What?
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[teenagers muttering]
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Why do you care
if some kids see you, anyway?
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Why do I care?
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See this poor kid?
I don't even remember her name,
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because everyone at schooljust calls her frog tongue.
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She yawned in class,and a fly flew in her mouth.
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So everyone posted a pic of itall over sosh meds.
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People at school are always watching,
waiting for you to mess up.
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Because as long as they're busy
laughing at you,
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nobody is laughing at them.
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That is insane.
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That is high school.
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Fine, Nica, do what you want.
I'm gonna go meet up with my friends.
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But Mom will ground us.
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You'd love that.
Holed up indoors where nobody can see us.
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I'm serious, Miko. Come back.
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-[chuckles]
-Ugh!
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-[device beeping]
-Any signal?
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Hmm, it's faint,
but the next one should be right...
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[both] Here!
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-[Five] Wow. Cool mural.
-[device beeping]
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It's kind of weird
that you can't see it from the street.
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-Definite glitch signature up here...
-Hmm.
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...but I'm getting some interference. Hmm.
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-[grunting]
-Keep your eyes peeled.
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It may be hiding in plain sight.
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Let's have a signal.
Like, if one of us sees something glitchy,
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we could make a noise
to each other, like...
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[grunts] Help!
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Nah, that's a bit obvious.
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Maybe something more subtle, like...
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-[Five grunting]
-Whoa!
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I got your back, buddy!
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[grunting and yelling]
250
00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:57,588
-Okay, now you get my back!
-Got it!
251
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,465
[exclaims]
252
00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:08,733
Cool!
253
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,527
[automated voice] Gems acquired.
254
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,317
Questiny is our destiny!
255
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,663
Quest buddy handshake!
256
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,818
[both laugh]
257
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,447
[gauntlet chiming]
258
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,495
Five, Bergy, where are you guys?
259
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,659
Headed to the next quest point.
You wanna join up?
260
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:31,667
Oh, yeah! Uh, there's just one thing...
261
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:35,424
Come on, Miko, you can't bring
your older sister on a mission.
262
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,844
We're sort of a package deal right now.
263
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,803
[Bergy] Uh, the next signal's
inside, guys!
264
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,434
[device beeping]
265
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,394
Fifteen minutes left. Uh...
266
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,182
Okay, fine. She can come.
Let's just hurry up!
267
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,386
[device beeping]
268
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,307
[Nica] So, what are you guys
looking for in here?
269
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,816
Oh, we'll know it when we see it--
270
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,569
Ow!
271
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:57,900
That's something, all right.
272
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,445
[knocks]
273
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,528
[grunting] Hmm.
274
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:06,236
Whoa! Now you see 'em... now you don't!
275
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:10,577
These plixel objects are frozen in stasis,
like a paused game.
276
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,334
I can't see anything, you guys.
277
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:15,706
That's because these 3-D models
have no skins on them.
278
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:16,804
Ew.
279
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:20,089
He means these objects don't have
any graphics layers turned on.
280
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:23,344
Uh... Miko, you're...
281
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,007
[Miko grunts]
282
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:28,765
Don't freak out, sis.
It's weird, but it's also science.
283
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,269
[grunts]
284
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,348
They're interactive!
285
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:36,317
Whoa! I can see them. I see them!
286
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,898
How is all this real?
287
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,574
Let's just say it's technical.
288
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,824
Hey, I'm not finding any gems here.
289
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,656
Uh, the timer's still ticking, Bergy.
290
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,372
Where are the gems?
291
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:50,121
These blocks seem familiar somehow.
292
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,584
[cell phone chimes]
293
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,334
Miko, selfie time!
294
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,826
Ugh! Coming.
295
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,548
Oh! I always wanted to be a photo bomb!
296
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,170
Come on, guys.
We're on a quest timer over here.
297
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,088
[camera shutter clicks]
298
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,045
Ugh, I need more XP
if I'm gonna get those shoes.
299
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,096
Come on. Where are the dang gems?
300
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,182
Hmm...
301
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:15,773
[blocks creaking]
302
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:18,614
[Five] Aah-aah!
303
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,736
[Nica and Miko screaming]
304
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,873
[laughing] That was awesome!
305
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,254
[laughing]
306
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,544
Ugh! It's not funny, Miko!
307
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,956
[continues laughing]
308
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,304
You look like Santa Claus!
309
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,590
-Yeah, well...
-[continues laughing]
310
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:47,434
...you look like you lost a fight
with a 100-foot marshmallow.
311
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,511
[both laughing]
312
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,389
[girl] Hey, Nica!
313
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,895
-You've got to be kidding me.
-[camera shutters click]
314
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,728
[all snickering]
315
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:02,606
Wow. Everyone really is watching you.
316
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,360
[cell phone chiming]
317
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:10,907
Uh... you may not wanna
go on sosh meds for a little while.
318
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:15,213
I want to find the nearest hole
in the ground and throw myself in it.
319
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,119
Hey! You guys!
320
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,747
We found a hole in the ground!
321
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,549
Whoa!
322
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,053
Whoa!
323
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,644
[Miko] You guys found a bonus level?
324
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,010
They're beautiful.
325
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,846
It's a treasure room!
326
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,234
[Bergy] They're worth a ton of XP!
327
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,060
[Five] There's more than enough here
to buy limited-edition sneakers.
328
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,106
There's enough to buy
all the limited-edition everythings!
329
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,071
Oh, yeah!
330
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,651
When I hear that pop, I just can't stop!
331
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,407
Three minutes left, gang.
Farm all the XP you can.
332
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,200
[electronic fanfare playing]
333
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,003
[chiptune music playing]
334
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,960
[laughing]
335
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,330
[grunting]
336
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,377
Ha! Whoo-hoo! Mia mamma!
337
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,554
This gem... I know this seems weird,
338
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,808
but I think all these things
are from a video game.
339
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,557
What? That's silly talk.
340
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,606
Guys, look! I found a big one!
341
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:29,534
[grunting] It's really in there.
342
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,779
[laughs]
343
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,616
I know that sound...
344
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,332
Wait! Stop!
345
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,004
[Miko exclaims]
346
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,553
[grunting]
347
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,760
Five, isn't that the glitch
from the mural?
348
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,182
This quest has a hidden boss!
349
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,971
[Nica] Look, it's opening its mouth!
350
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:55,934
[groans]
351
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,885
[Miko] Uh, now would be
a good time to leave.
352
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,647
[all scream]
353
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,189
-[groans]
-You guys hold 'em off,
354
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,693
I've almost got this gem uncovered!
355
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:06,864
Forget the gem!
356
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,652
You can't spend XP
if you're a pancake, Five!
357
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,737
Don't worry. My man Bergy's got a plan!
Right, Bergy?
358
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:16,793
[stammers] I always wanted
to come up with a last-minute plan
359
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,579
in a life-or-death situation!
360
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,252
[timer ticking]
361
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,211
[both] Well?
362
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,921
-Uh, nothing so far.
-[both] Argh!
363
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,923
[Miko] We're gonna
have to blast our way out!
364
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,427
Come on, Five!
365
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,588
[groans]
366
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,347
Ugh! Five's gone full Gollum on me, Bergy!
367
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,510
[narwhalrus grunting]
368
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:42,137
Turtles. Why did it have to be turtles?
369
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,146
[grunting]
370
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,574
Blast the blocks,
or we're gonna get buried!
371
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,658
[chiptune music playing]
372
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,921
[Miko] The gauntlets are taking too long
to de-rez them.
373
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:06,589
-[Nica] Miko?
-[Miko] Not now. Fighting for life, here.
374
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,876
But I know what game this is!
375
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,633
This is Crystal Crush!
376
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:15,255
-I thought you didn't have time for games.
-It's an app!
377
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,804
Technically, it's both!
378
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,927
Now, how do we break these things?
379
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:24,595
These gems aren't treasure,
they're ammunition.
380
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,146
Watch! [grunts]
381
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,531
[both] Gamer logic!
382
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,864
[automated voice]
Gem projectiles equipped.
383
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,408
-Show us how it's done, sis!
-Hmm.
384
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,578
[grunting]
385
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,581
Not the gems! We need those!
386
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,459
[roaring]
387
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,590
I almost got it, Bergy!
388
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,012
-Bergy!
-Huh?
389
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,233
You saved me!
390
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,527
Actually, I think you saved me.
391
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:15,951
Quest buddy handshake?
392
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,319
Right after we crush some crystals.
393
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,001
[both grunting]
394
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,208
They're accelerating too fast!
395
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,539
[laughs] Hmm?
396
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,248
-Hey! Can we play, too?
-Nice to have you back, partner!
397
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,514
Hmm?
398
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,562
[Bergy] It's working!
399
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,390
Oh, yeah! Getting our Crystal Crush on!
400
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,194
[grunting]
401
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:57,031
-Uh, I'm out!
-Me, too!
402
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,410
[belching]
403
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:06,037
If we can hit his mouth,
we can take him out!
404
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,371
I've only got one gem left.
405
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,576
Me, too! Let's make them count.
406
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,588
[grunting]
407
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,339
[roars]
408
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,514
Got ya!
409
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,427
[groaning]
410
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,941
[automated voice] Quest completed.
411
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,111
Yeah! We did it! Yeah! We did it!
412
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,151
-[continues cheering]
-Your sister's got some skills, Miko.
413
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,525
Yeah. Who do you think
taught me how to play video games?
414
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,113
[Nica] Yeah! Hoo-ah!
415
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:50,666
[all chanting] Quest! Quest!
Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest!
416
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:56,375
Well, if it isn't the blueberry brigade
back from patrol.
417
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,593
Read it and weep, Williams.
418
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:00,723
[Mitch] What?
419
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,261
How'd you lowbies earn all that XP?
420
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:09,516
Oh, you know, we just defeated
your ordinary, average hidden boss...
421
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,231
like a boss.
422
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,856
Ah. I guess you can bust out
423
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,860
a pair of limited-edition trainers
after all, newbie.
424
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:22,113
Or preorder a pair
of Hinobi's newest designer sneakers.
425
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,278
[Five] They're the same shoes!
426
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,656
The laces are slightly different, huh?
427
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,621
Thanks, but one pair's enough.
428
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,415
Suit yourself.
I've got plenty of customers.
429
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:33,829
Uh, I better go preorder.
430
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,174
He's worth 10 pair, easy.
431
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,758
You do realize
you're gonna have to explain
432
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:44,891
all that technical stuff we saw
to your big sister, don't you? [laughing]
433
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,140
-[laughing] Never!
-[girl] Hey, Nica!
434
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,270
[camera shutters click]
435
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,599
[teenagers laughing]
436
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,647
Wow. Way to make
a spectacle of yourself, sis.
437
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,532
Yeah. Let 'em stare, Miko.
438
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,449
I don't know
if I'll ever make it through high school,
439
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:06,908
but if I can survive Crystal Crush,
I can survive just about anything.
440
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,202
-[Bergy] Photo bomb!
-[camera shutter clicks]
441
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,120
[cell phone chiming]
442
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,290
[theme music playing]
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