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[buzzing]
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[gauntlets firing]
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Their shields are down, so let's split up.
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-Okay, you hit 'em high, while I--
-On it!
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-[caws]
-C'mon, Ally.
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Hi-yah!
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[grunts]
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-[caws]
-Dream team!
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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-[kissing]
-[Ally cooing]
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Who's the best bird in the universe?
You are! Yes, you are!
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[caws softly]
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-Nice work, ya digital dodo.
-[caws]
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Hey, Mitch, we took out
that drone swarm for ya!
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[sarcastically] Yay.
You ganked a few minions.
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You want a cookie for following orders?
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-[roaring]
-[Five and Miko] Whoa!
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[grunts]
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Haneesh, give Zahra a boost!
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[beeps]
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-[Zahra] On it!
-Speed boost!
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Hi-yah!
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[glitch screeches]
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Now back off and let me finish her.
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Uh, what about its splash radius?
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That was an order.
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Okay, then.
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[hisses]
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Boosh!
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[Mitch coughing]
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[gauntlet voice] Glitch contained.
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Whoa!
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Haneesh and Zahra were so cool out there.
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-Why don't you go talk to 'em?
-Uh, I don't know.
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I don't even know what I'd say.
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Just say...
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"Hi, you're p. cool."
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You can do it!
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-[Mitch retching]
-Uh, hi!
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Hey, what's up?
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Um, I just wanted to say, uh...
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You guys are p. cool.
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-[Mitch coughing]
-Aw, thanks, High Fly!
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See ya.
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"High Fly"?
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-Hey, look at the bright side.
-[Ally cooing]
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They almost knew your name.
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[beeping]
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Whoa!
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Mitch's raid team
is killing it on the leaderboards.
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What is the secret to rankings like those?
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Well, being that a team's
only as good as its leader...
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[coughs]
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I'd say their secret... is me! [coughs]
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[grunts]
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Diagnosis: you have contracted a nano flu.
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Quarantine is required.
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Wait! What?
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[Phil] Techs, get over here!
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Okay, here's the download.
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We've got four team-based
multiplayer glitches
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attempting to establish control points
in the abandoned Fun Land theme park.
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So we need an opposing raid team
to go in there and take control.
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Since our usual raid leader
is dying, apparently...
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I'm dying?
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Technically, all humans are!
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...I'm gonna need someone else
to take the lead on this.
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So, who's it gonna be?
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[chuckling] Whoa. No, not me, boss.
Done it. Didn't dig it. Zahra?
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Dumped all my stats
into support skills, so...
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I'll do it!
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Uh... ah, that's great.
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You'll be responsible for tactics,
team management,
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updating mission parameters and--
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Okay, I'm bored.
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Hey! What about Five?
He loves all that stuff you just said.
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Uh, sure. I mean, I could lead.
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Brain like a turtle,
confidence like a lizard!
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-A'ight.
-Cool.
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Well, we're countin' on ya, new guy.
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-Don't mess it up.
-[laughs nervously]
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Okay, Five, just have fun
and show 'em what you can do.
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No sweat.
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-Oh, there's sweat.
-Aah!
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There's a butt-ton of sweat.
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Ew.
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My team has topped the leaderboards
four weeks running,
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and I am not about to let you
ruin our streak.
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Just how do you expect to lead
my team to another flawless victory?
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I was just gonna... try my best.
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[scoffs] Your best?
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If you want Haneesh and Zahra
to respect you the way they respect me,
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you can't show any weakness.
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You give the orders. They follow them.
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-Got it?
-Aah!
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-But aren't they more experienced?
-Yeah, at following their leader.
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So, unless you want them
to panic out there,
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make sure that when they're
looking at you, they're seeing me.
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[laughs evilly]
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Boosh!
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[theme song playing]
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[man] Who knows what really happenswhen a video game starts to glitch?
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♪ Here come the Glitch TechsThey know what to do ♪
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♪ They got the techThey got the moves ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsThey're the wrecking crew ♪
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♪ They'll solve the problem ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsWhen a glitch is loose ♪
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♪ They'll wipe them outOld school or new ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsAlways coming through ♪
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♪ To solve the problem ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsWhoa! ♪
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♪ Glitch Techs! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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[Miko] Hey, we're here!
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I mean, uh... Oops.
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Nailed it.
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So, where is fearless leader?
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I don't know. He said he'd meet us here
as soon as he got...
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uh... changed?
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All right, listen up.
The glitched game we are dealing with
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is a team-based online multiplayer
called Oversight Squadrons.
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Any glitch entities in the area
may be in assault mode,
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so Zahra will stealth ahead for a report
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while the rest of us maintain
a defense perimeter.
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Any questions?
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I've narrowed them down to one.
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-Can I touch that hair?
-[Haneesh chuckles]
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-Zahra, carry out the order.
-You got it, new guy.
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[Zahra grunting]
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[Miko gasps] Whoa!
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Zahra, report. What do you see?
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[whispering] In position.
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Streaming now.
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[beeping]
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No defenses. No resistance.
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The opposition cowers at our presence.
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You guys reading this?
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[Haneesh] Loud and clear.
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I'll have this planet conquered
in less than a femtosecond.
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Look, Tank. They've left maps
to their base just lying around.
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[Tank] The fools.
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According to this, we have successfully
breached... Marshmallow Mountain!
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[all] Marshmallow Mountain!
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[Argyle] Mountain... Mountain...
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-[Tank] Mecha, engage the control rod!
-On it!
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[grunts]
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[automated voice] Control point taken.
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Mecha, you will guard this capture point
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as I lead us
to our next point of conquest...
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Uh... Ooh!
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Slippy Slide Island!
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[all] Slippy Slide Island!
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Island... Island...
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Confirming a four-glitch assault team
took their first capture point, so...
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Yep, already hatching a tactical plan.
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Okay, but just FYI,
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the tough thing about multiplayer glitches
is you can't--
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Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
I know what I'm doing.
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Now, this is a two-part plan,
so listen up.
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First, we take out that control rod.
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Destroy the rod! Got it, Cap!
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Wait, Miko!
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[groans]
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Oh, um... Follow me!
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I'm comin' for you, rod!
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[Ally caws]
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Chickens? I hate chickens!
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[Ally cawing]
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[automated voice] Control point lost.
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[grunts]
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[Mecha] Stay still.
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[Miko groaning]
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[Ally cawing]
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[coos]
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[groaning]
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[Mecha laughs]
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Hasta la vista.
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Ah, enchilada.
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[Five] Defense formation!
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Shields? I hate shields!
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Techs, return fire!
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-[gauntlets firing]
-[groaning]
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Come on!
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[laughs] That was awesome, you guys!
Good plan, Five.
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[caws]
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And who's still
my butt-kickin' birdie, huh?
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-You are!
-[cawing]
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-Ah! Not now, Ally.
-[cooing]
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Miko, can I talk to you for a second?
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What's up? Are we telling secrets?
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I'm trying to lead this team,
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and you rushed off
before I could finish explaining the plan.
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Oh, sorry. But no big deal, right?
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You led, I co-led,
and we busted up that rod!
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Dream team!
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This isn't the dream team right now.
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This is a mission, and only one of us
can be leading it. Okay?
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Um, okay.
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Good talk.
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[automated voice] Control point taken.
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Hmm. What primitive weaponry is this?
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Uh, it's water! [chuckles]
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[Argyle screams]
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A torture device!
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I like it.
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[panting] Sir! It was an ambush.
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I hate ambushes!
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-Boundaries!
-Ow!
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There is a defending team.
They took our control point.
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Change of plans, maggots.
We've got some payback to deliver.
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Okay, guys,
now we took back a control point,
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but still have a team of four
multiplayer glitches to frag out there.
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You can't just defeat them--
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Miko and I will pull aggro
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-from that rhino guy...
-[yawns]
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...while Zahra takes flank.
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With Haneesh as support,
we converge on their big ugly leader,
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and then... boom!
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Go on.
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[beeping]
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What comes after boom?
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[glitches laughing]
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Oh, nerds.
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Zahra, can you give us some cover?
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In 31 different flavors.
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Do it!
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Aah!
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What?
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[grunts]
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[growling]
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[beeping]
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After them, cretins!
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[Miko] Run? That was your plan?
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[Zahra] This ride
is uber cheesy, you guys.
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They're panicking,
just like Mitch said they would.
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-[indistinct chatter]
-Admit it, Five,
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you don't know what you're--
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No. You can do this.
They're all counting on you.
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Okay, just keep it together, guys.
We can take those glitches down.
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Actually, they can't be just--
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I'm the leader!
Everybody, into the boat. Now!
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[Haneesh sighs]
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Out of the way, you idiots!
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Move, now! Into the tunnel!
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-Haneesh, give me another speed boost!
-Okay, boss, you got it.
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After them!
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They shall pay for disrespecting
the new king of Marshmallow Mountain!
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[roars]
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Shield!
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[Haneesh grunting]
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Haneesh!
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[Zed yells]
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You guys clear out.
I'm gonna take them on!
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By yourself? That's cuckoo!
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Quit dominating the meta-game
and let us help!
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I'm the leader. I don't need help.
I give the orders. You follow them.
257
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:54,267
[grunts]
258
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,766
[sarcastically] Yes, sir.
259
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,315
[Tank laughs]
260
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,662
[grunts]
261
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:09,662
You think you'll outgun me
with your tiny baby glove?
262
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,500
Nope. I don't have to outgun you.
263
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,205
-What?
-I just have to outsmart you.
264
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,014
[grunting]
265
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,222
[growls]
266
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,682
What the...
267
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,472
Oh, nerds! Oh, nerds! Oh, nerds!
268
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,015
After him!
269
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:29,934
[Five whimpering]
270
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,057
[gauntlet voice] Missiles incoming.
271
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,275
[Tank growls]
272
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,820
Got ya!
273
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,025
-Huh?
-No!
274
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,076
-I got you, buddy!
-[sighs]
275
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,409
[Tank growls]
276
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,584
[Mecha grunts]
277
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,912
[automated voice] Control point taken.
278
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:53,958
[Ally caws]
279
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,251
-[Five grunts]
-[Miko] Whoo-hoo!
280
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,544
-[Haneesh] Nice, Miko!
-[Zahra] Well done.
281
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,915
[cooing]
282
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,344
Get out of here, Ally.
283
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,262
[caws sadly]
284
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,181
What's your problem, Miko?
285
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,430
Um, I'm sorry, I think you meant to say...
286
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,063
[imitating Five] "Thanks
for saving my butt."
287
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:13,060
I had that guy where I wanted him!
You disobeyed a direct order.
288
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,523
Hey, uh, guys--
289
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:18,403
You should hear yourself!
What? Did you get bitten by a Mitch-pire?
290
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,322
[mimicking vampire] Blah!
I want to lead your team!
291
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,322
Seriously, you guys.
292
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,113
Everything's a joke to you.
293
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,526
[scoffs] Me?
294
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:30,454
Have you even looked in a mirror lately,
or do Mitch-pires not have reflections?
295
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,696
[Tank] Earthlings!
296
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,634
Your resistance
is more formidable than anticipated.
297
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,421
But a planet
is only as strong as their leader,
298
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:46,046
so it is you who I challenge...
299
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,505
to a deathmatch!
300
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,351
-You know what? I accept!
-Hoo, boy.
301
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,305
Actually, they can't be just... Okay.
302
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,475
[grunts]
303
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,704
[groans]
304
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,567
[grunts]
305
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,115
[both grunting]
306
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:14,711
[Five] Boosh!
307
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,708
[Tank] Aah!
308
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,041
[exclaims]
309
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,506
[grunts, screams]
310
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,466
You missed!
311
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,603
Game over, scrublord!
312
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,270
At least that's one down.
313
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,729
Who wants to be next?
314
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,654
[automated voice] Player has respawned.
315
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,701
[all laughing]
316
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,947
They can respawn?
317
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,663
Uh, that's what I've been
trying to tell you, boss man.
318
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,044
-But how?
-That's how, alpha dog.
319
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,369
[Five] Oh, man.
320
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:01,207
You guys were trying to tell me,
but I wasn't listening.
321
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,924
So, what do we do?
322
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,506
[Techs grunting]
323
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,132
-[toys squeaking]
-[coughing]
324
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,177
[Zahra and Miko grunting]
325
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,523
[chuckles, blows kiss]
326
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,808
No! Guys!
327
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,181
Huh? [grunts]
328
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:22,187
Yes. Look at your team
and how far you've led them.
329
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:26,692
Now, then,
who were you calling a scrublord?
330
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,697
-[Tank laughs]
-[Five groans]
331
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,528
Well, this underwear's done for.
332
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:37,617
Plant the remaining control rods.
Guard them and await orders.
333
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,042
[automated voice] Control point taken.
334
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,955
The gauntlet signal's weak.
335
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,923
-[Miko grunting]
-Must be a dampening field.
336
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,554
This is totally my fault.
337
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,220
-I gotta do something to get 'em out.
-[Ally chomping]
338
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,220
[softly] Ally!
339
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,851
[Five whistles]
340
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,008
[coos]
341
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,024
Wait! Ally, don't go!
342
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,563
[Five kissing]
343
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,608
Who's the greatest bird in the galaxy?
344
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,531
You are.
345
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:10,278
That's right.
You're a pretty bird, aren't you?
346
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,362
[Ally coos]
347
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,867
[caws]
348
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,494
Oh!
349
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,994
-[cooing]
-You really are a good bird.
350
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,253
And I've been a crummy leader.
351
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,249
[caws affirmatively]
352
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,125
[beeping]
353
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,093
Five?
354
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,211
Shh.
355
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,854
You're the greatest and best glitch-bird
356
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,720
-ever invented.
-[coos softly]
357
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,347
And you are--
358
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,904
Sorry for getting you all into this mess.
359
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:46,518
I just wanted you guys to respect me
like you respect Mitch.
360
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,864
But the truth is, I'm nothing like him.
361
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,065
Like we respect Mitch?
362
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,366
That guy is the worst.
Who told you we respected him?
363
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:58,991
[all] He did.
364
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,959
[sighs] It's okay, you goof.
I couldn't stay mad at this face anyway.
365
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,341
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
366
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,208
So, what's the plan, Cap?
367
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,836
Hey, don't look at me.
I am now open to suggestions.
368
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,547
Okay, we need to take out
their spawn site,
369
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,887
but that rezzer ship is a real big daddy.
370
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,392
It's gonna take something
more powerful than our gauntlet blasts.
371
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,515
[Haneesh grunting]
372
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,475
Uh, yes, Haneesh?
373
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,475
These control rods they've been using
are full of powerful glitch energy.
374
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,475
If I hack them,
I could redirect the output
375
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,857
so we could use them
to take down the ship.
376
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,614
-He really likes hacking.
-I really like hacking.
377
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,616
Me and Zahra can each take back a rod,
378
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,658
but someone's gotta keep
those glitches busy while we do it.
379
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:42,043
Oh, I'll keep them distracted.
380
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,291
-[Miko and Five] Dream team!
-Ha ha! Dream team!
381
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,753
Yeah, not saying that.
382
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,793
[Ally coos]
383
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,300
[automated voice] Control point taken.
384
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:56,394
Ah, my victory is almost complete.
385
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,298
-[gauntlet fires]
-[grunts]
386
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,346
What the...
387
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:04,563
Hey, scrublord! We're back,
and this time we're taking all of you out.
388
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:08,063
Impressive. I admire your bravery.
389
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,227
After all, it's four against one.
390
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,067
[Five] Oh, no, it's not four against one.
391
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,784
It's four against Five.
392
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,454
But there's only one of him.
393
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,448
Let's rumble!
394
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,407
[exclaims]
395
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,212
[Five grunts]
396
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,585
[groans]
397
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,672
[chuckling] Ooh! Too slow!
398
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,256
Oh, nerds.
399
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,299
Five's holding aggro,
so the rest is up to us.
400
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,755
-Ready?
-You know I'm good.
401
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,635
I almost got this rod cracked.
402
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,272
Just adding a little more techno
to the babble here,
403
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,309
-and...
-[gauntlet beeps]
404
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,312
Yes! This pup's modded!
Uploading the code to you guys now.
405
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:49,859
[Zed grunting]
406
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:53,228
[Mecha chuckles] Smashing?
I love smashing!
407
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,987
[both grunting]
408
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,575
Come on, Five. You've got this, buddy.
409
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,332
[grunts]
410
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,302
-[grunts]
-[Five screams]
411
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,960
[groans]
412
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,375
What are they doing?
413
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,432
Tank, his team may be doing
something to the control rods.
414
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,143
Quiet! Nobody asked you!
415
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:32,395
Did you really think Team Enter Name
would be defeated so easily?
416
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,981
"Team Enter Name"?
417
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,856
Ha ha! Glitches.
418
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,113
Come here, you pixie!
419
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,355
[Tank grunting]
420
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:40,606
[growling]
421
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:49,035
[both exclaiming]
422
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,511
[growls] What kind of leader are you?
423
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,720
-The kind who relies on his team.
-[gauntlet chimes]
424
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,511
-[Tank growls]
-Now!
425
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,927
Oh, nerds.
426
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,230
[all screaming]
427
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,850
[screaming]
428
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,733
Yeah! We did it!!
429
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,606
-Ha ha! Dream team!
-Dream team!
430
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,244
Okay, what they said.
431
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,991
Great job, High Five.
And, hey... mad respect.
432
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,624
That was... v. cool.
433
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:28,497
They knew my name!
434
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:33,214
And to think, I knew you
before you were a big shot.
435
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,087
[beeping]
436
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,223
So, looks like you didn't
completely muck it up, newbie.
437
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,473
You know what, Mitch?
438
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,144
You never needed to worry
about your precious score.
439
00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,933
Your team is amazing.
440
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,727
-Accurate.
-Aw, thanks, Five.
441
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,770
Today was so fun, I'm thinkin'
maybe I should lead the next mission.
442
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,515
-What do ya think, Mitch?
-Yeah!
443
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:57,766
We should start a rotation.
444
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:58,858
What? What?
445
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:01,152
Gotta go. Feel better. 'Kay, bye!
446
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,776
[Mitch] Come back here!
447
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,122
Ya done good, Cap.
448
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,198
But from now on,
449
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,293
-I give the orders around here.
-[laughing]
450
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,368
-Boo-oosh!
-Aah!
451
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,123
My partner's been bitten by a Mitch-pire!
452
00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:12,124
[Miko] Boosh!
453
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,415
[Mitch] That is not what I sound like!
454
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,292
[theme music playing]
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