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From 1929 to 1933 U.S. was devastated for a merciless inflation.

People needed something that they It will breathe morals and give them courage.

One of the great moral builders It was the creation of a superhero:

Flash Gordon, Captain Marvel, Buck Rogers Superman and many others.

They possessed goodness and moral stature ...

... for which the country admired them In times of need.

In these difficult times, we, the producers, we feel that there was ...

... a need for humor more entertaining.

Realizing respect from the U.S. for the past ...

We in the spirit of burlesque and From the satire we have created a new hero.

With the spirit of the old, but With the fury of the new.

The creators of yesterday's heroes and those who were immortalized ...

on the silver screen and in the comics they haven't formed part in the production of this film.

But it could not have been done without them. For his ideas and visions of other worlds ...

They have been our inspiration.

To those innovators and their fans Around the world, we dedicate:

FLESH GORDON

Good night to the world and to all ships in the sea.

Here is an urgent message.

The congress has met in extraordinary session.

The president has declined make statements

and has locked himself in the bathroom with the vice president this morning.

The president's wife advises us We repent of all our sins.

A last minute cable.

The greatest scientists in the world still meeting in Washington

awaiting a declaration from Professor Gordon.

World Behavior Expert Animal and remarkable Physical.

My lords, We are in serious trouble.

Sexual madness threatens the world. Read all the details.

Sexual madness threatens the world. Read it with great detail.

Hey, let me, you perverted brutes.

Dear friends ... as I said The situation is very serious.

I don't think it's necessary that describe the incredible chaos

in which he is mired Our dear planet.

Neither the reprehensible actions that are committing while we talk

in all rooms, in all roads, on terraces and rooftops,

in the desert, in tents of the jungle, in the Arctic igloos,

at the airport, in the factories, in supermarkets, in parks ...

Yes, the situation is very serious.

Dr. Gordon, we are all aware

of the absolute degradation to which people have been subjected.

What can we do? What are the causes?

- This is what we must discover. - I say it is a virus

and that you have to find a vaccine. - Come on, it's not a virus

any idiot can see that It is a case of collective hypnosis.

But what hypnosis? I've been investigating ...

and I found the cause in Japanese tuna cans.

- But what does it say? What is he talking about? - Enough of nonsense.

My colleague has fish in the brain.

Please let's be sensible

and let's not keep fighting among us.

- Let's think instead of ... - Please, silence, please.

Gentlemen, please, we must keep all calm.

Future generations depend on the decisions we make here today.

So, I've discovered three things About this form of madness.

First of all: Not all areas are being affected.

Look around you think that some of you are sexually excited?

None �eh?

No, some areas They are still immune.

Second: my son, sent on behalf of the United States

to the tenth world championship of ice hockey in Tibet,

has discovered a species of giant luminous ray

that could come from any remote planet

whose appearance seems to coincide with the events that happened yesterday.

And thirdly: I've discovered me Wife and sweeper making love.

Sorry but it happens in the best families.

Teacher, his son Did he tell you anything?

For now I can't say anything. - Have you discovered anything?

I expect that soon It may be clearer.

In fact, my son is coming home right now.

When you land your plane we can draw some conclusions

Control tower, control tower, We are finding a terrible time.

Bitch, motherfucker.

Sorry.

Oh forgive me

- Nothing happens. Is it your first flight? - It's my first drink.

A horrible time ago. Do you think we will arrive?

Stay calm.

The planes of the twenties They're safe. There is no danger.

- My name is Dale Ardor and you? - Flesh, Flesh Gordon.

- Ah, Professor Gordon's son? - That's right.

Be careful, commander.

Do not.

Go on, stop. Do not.

Check yourself, give it ... Go on, ... fight yourself.

Commander, I have one dreadful erection.

- Wait for it to pass. - It's risky.

- We have to keep control. - I can not.

Control tower, control tower,

Here we are both hot like mandrels, very hot.

Dale, there is no one driving. - Flesh.

- The plane is going to crash. - Where are you going?

Go on, let's jump in parachutes.

Give it treasure Are you ok?

Did you call me treasure? Oh, Flesh, what is going on?

- Can you walk? - I think so.

Take this on.

Flesh, look ...

One house, go on. Come on maybe We can find a phone.

Still, take one more step and ...

I don't know what you came for but you will never find it.

You can think of us what you want, but this girl is sick

and we must find a phone.

We were aboard a plane from Africa,

when we were reached by the sexual cosmic rays

that unleashed an madness orgy to which the pilots joined.

When did you see the plane rushed, grabbed the command

but it broke me between the hands

Seeing this girl overwhelmed by erotic madness,

I threw myself to the first one before the plane will crash against the ground.

And we landed right here.

Do you take me for a jerk?

You think I don't know they've come to steal the secret project

of my new air rocket of interstellar missiles

to patented miraculous hydro fuel with nuclear micro gamma

I've taken twenty years to do?

And who enjoys a new aerodynamic line

that increases the wave of small spirals of synthetic strontium molecules.

Do you think I don't know?

Good...

I don't know why I'm talking about the rocket, when you made a wrong address.

You come here, come on, I want Do a little experiment.

See, it seems that lightning exposure sexual causes an increase in attributes

- Pa "Pajero"! - How?

Flexi Jerkoff, it has me It seemed that you were.

So you're Flesh, Professor Gordon's son.

I was wondering why you knew So much about the sex beam.

Come, let me show you the spaceship.

I think it's better to introduce them. Dale Ardor, Dr. Flexi Jerkoff.

- It is a pleasure. - The pleasure is mine.

Understand it, I discovered that planet came from the sexual ray.

And fortunately the spaceship I was ready to leave.

You can't even imagine what I felt locked up here.

Everything just reached by lightning. A hell.

But fortunately, the lightning is exhausted� before the date arrived.

And the project is not It has been affected.

Ah ha ha, you are very funny.

It reminds me vaguely certain thing.

I managed to acquire all the pieces of a company

who sells houses By correspondence.

Do you think this will make you arrive? to the confines of the solar system?

Well, by force. It is the last Hope that remains for Humanity.

Flesh, go on, Do you want to come with me?

It will be a very dangerous journey, and I don't know who or what things we will meet.

But someone has to do something to save the Earth ...

of the influence of this evil ray.

- What do you tell me, Dale? - Flesh, let's do it.

Sure why not. We will try it. - Magnificent.

The orbit of this planet will lead it at a minimum distance from us.

Between more or less, six minutes. There are A lot of work to do. Come follow me.

Where are these bulbs going?

These are very important for him. landing. Leave them where you see fit.

What is this, doctor? - Do not touch it.

An assistant of mine once touched him and ... Oh no, it wasn't this.

Hey, have some Interesting tools

It cost a lot gather them all?

Don't bother me now, Flesh, We are almost ready. Close the door.

But with what button? - With that.

We will start.

- Ready, give it? - Ready, Flesh.

All right. Hold on time to take off

Starting the rocket 1.

Starting the rocket 2.

Hold on tight. You have to cross the zozosphere.

Look, go.

Moon.

It is the Earth.

Oh, it's magnificent.

Wow, you see the great lakes.

That is Lake Ontario, the lake Michigan, Lake Superior ...

What happens, dale?

The sex beam is right in front of us. Quick, change the route.

- It's hardening. I can not handle it. - Let me try.

Another incident like this one, and I will soon be ready to retire.

Hey doctor What kind of planet do you think?

Surely it is Inhabited, Flesh.

No natural force could to have caused us

The effect of this sexual ray. And look that green area of ​​the lake ...

probably forest or jungle according to me opinion, and those are the desert areas.

The planet has frigid regions polar similar to those on Earth.

Let's take a look more closely.

Hold on, I'm going to Try to get closer.

Forgive me, your Boss,

but we have sighted an spaceship unknown that approaches "Porn."

Probably Try earthlings.

They force the Aircraft to land.

I want live earthlings. Understood?

Yes, your Boss.

Do not get too close. Look.

Do you think they carry good intentions?

They have given us.

They have impacted on the main gamma modulator

- I will try to fix it. - Oh no.

The spaceship does not respond at the controls, Flesh.

- Resist, Jerkoff. - Try anything, Flesh.

- Yes, give it. - The spacecraft rushes.

- Hurry up, Flesh. - I hurry, Jerkoff, I hurry.

- Save us. - That's what i try.

- There's no time left, Flesh. - We have a serious problem, Flesh.

Resist, Jerkoff, resist.

- Oh, Flesh, try anything. - Give me a fork, park here.

Here you have it, Flesh, here it is. Save us

Jerkoff, I think I've Fixed the bug

Yes, it is fixed. The controls They begin to respond.

Hold on tight. Hold on, give it.

I think the spaceship is It is cracking.

Hold on, give it, I try to endure it.

- Flesh. - Watch out.

Doctor Jerkoff ... doctor Jerkoff.

Is it ok? - I think so.

�The spaceship has suffered many damages?

- I don't know. Let's go outside Check it out. - Yes.

Oh, Dale ... I have here something for you

Oh yes, here it is. It is a beautiful memory.

It was from my grandmother, and it's almost new. We did it for the funeral.

Well, there is oxygen on this planet

It is the most unusual place I've never seen

They could also have sent Someone to receive us.

They have done. Look.

Quick, through that cave.

Tall. Deliver yourself.

Let's hide here.

In line.

I'm going to look for that part.

They will surely come back. Come on, maybe there is another way out.

There is something strange here inside.

Flesh, it seems almost alive.

- But what is it? - I don't know.

The consistency of these formations that ..

no, it doesn't seem to be any Rock known for science.

It's not hard as rock and ...

For thousands of galaxies

- But what is that? - A kind of Penesaurus, I think.

Over here.

They are those of the spaceship, It comes from down there. - Ahead.

Here they are.

You have to capture them alive. Fast.

- I take care of the girl. - The blond giant is mine.

Leave the bearded man to me.

Your Viciousness, we have captured to the earthlings and we await your orders.

Earthlings eh?

Bring them to me immediately here.

- Did you hear me? - Yes.

Bring the earthlings.

Your filth wants to see you.

Tell that stupid Cretin, stop screaming.

Yes, boss.

Walk

What have they come for? to the planet Porn?

To destroy the terrible lightning sexual that has led to chaos

to our beloved planet Earth.

Oh ... I believed though, that They had come to thank me.

But does not matter.

No power in the universe I will stop the ...

... infinite strength of me sexual monstrosity

But why does this do us?

Earth is a peaceful planet. And it does not represent a amanaza for you.

I will tell you later.

But how the hell have they got here?

With an spaceship that I have built.

Ah, are you a scientist? A brain like yours can also be useful to me.

Guard...

Take it to the lab and show it That is what you should do.

I want to see the girl more closely.

No no no.

For the great goddess Ioni, You are beautiful.

My eyes have never seen So much beauty

You will be my wife.

It is exquisite.

Keep your dirty her hands.

- Disgusting and perverted galactic ... - Guard.

- ... with slanted eyes. - Me guard.

Put it in the juicer sexual and bring me its essence.

I will greatly enhance the Pleasures of our wedding night.

Stop the blond giant It should not be squeezed.

Amora ...

As Queen of Darkness and Guardian of The sacred stones of power.

You have the privilege of keeping it only If he survives the torture I order.

I condemn him to fight against My hermaphrodites.

So be it, but yes Survive will be mine.

- Throw him in the sand! - Do not.

It's mine ... it's mine ... it's mine it's mine ... it's mine ...

Chase it, stupid idiots.

Go to sleep now. And forget

Forget everything.

We will make love and my body It will be forever linked to yours.

How much you wake up ...

you will be ... My King of Darkness

Your bump,

Queen Amora's spaceship Travel through the forest kingdom.

Open them and bring them to me before me.

But your Cornutancia, the inhabitants Of the forest are our enemies.

If we land they will kill us.

Do you have now afraid of the weak?

I have given my orders And I want to be obeyed.

Yes, your degeneracy.

Prepare the ceremony.

Porn will have tonight A new queen

Get out of my way, idiot.

Guard, I need your help.

- Take, hold this. - Yes.

Hold this too And this please.

And one last thing, that is all.

Very well.

And now, raise your hands.

Ground floor please.

Give me the key.

Enter me

It is a pure pleasure.

Enter with me until Dense darkness

W. A. ​​N. G.

Wang makes everyone happy here.

Without him, the porn planet

It would be nothing more than a horn.

I still there.

- Jerkoff. - Flesh.

I thought you were Amora.

I have not found another thing to wear

But how could you escape from the palace?

When I discovered that Wang intended to destroy Amora's ship

I have dominated the guard with the radio gas

what made in the Wang's lab.

Then I dressed as a pilot and I followed the bomber

and then I have descended to save you.

What do you know about Dale?

At this time, the ceremony that I will convert Dale and Wang in legitimate husbands

It is reaching its terrible outcome.

It's useless, Flesh ... only We can't stop it.

Flesh, look.

I've always carried A sinful life.

And all my acts have had its root in darkness and greed.

I will show you the stone ... It has been the source of my power.

With this stone they will end with Wang and his insidious plot.

This powerful stone ...

It is the only force that will stop the sexual ray.

When everything is there concluded, terricolas,

my spirit will reach The joy of resting in peace.

She was a noble woman, Flesh.

He had guts.

It was a great help.

Come on, there is no time to lose.

No, just a moment, dressed I feel ridiculous.

You shouldn't worry, I have Something for you in the spaceship.

Come on, Jerkoff, we have Than stop Wang.

- Okay, Flesh. - Come on, fast.

But do not run.

One ... one ... one ... one one.

One one.

There they are.

Stop, earthlings.

Now you can kiss ...

to your wife

Come here, my graceful Amazon.

Get away from me Dirty vicious snail.

Enough with this one business, horrible cat.

Stop them.

The ceremony is over, Wang.

Attack them, idiots.

Amateur.

The stone, Jerkoff.

Come on Wang Where is it?

What have you done to him? I swear that if you touched his face ...

You're late, moron.

Give it, I was kidnapped a little Before my love kiss

My little one has been stolen and beautiful wife.

You want me to end He immediately, Flesh?

Not now, he has suffered enough.

Please, if you find it Tell her that I love her.

Stop resisting I'm trying to save you.

I brought the earth, come with us

No. Where are you taking me? Leave me

I want to be with Flesh. Leave me alone.

No ... I don't want to, I don't want to.

Do not.

The earth girl.

We have been a long time awaiting your arrival.

Since we learned about you resistance to Emperor Wang.

But ... I guess I will have to clarify.

I ... I'm Captain Nellie.

Commander of the great and powerful Association of Porn Amazons.

A dedicated organization exclusively to overthrow Wang

and its corrupt regime chauvinist and macho.

But what does it have to See this with me?

Our spies have watched carefully.

And because of your emphatic and decisive resistance to Wang and his entire Court ...

we have all decided on unanimously include you in our ranks.

I only owe myself to Earthling, Flesh Gordon.

You will be much more useful here ... with us.

What are you going to do to me? Do not.

I want to go back with Flesh, let me go

Form rows for inspection and selection.

A very pretty and funny face.

pale nipples

A beautiful hair, authentic and bright.

But what do you do for Your nipples are so beautiful?

They are beautiful, very beautiful, your face It's pretty Turn around to see you.

Hold on a little. We'll see, Good, good, nice buttocks.

Oh no.

D� ... step forward.

Get ready, you're ready.

Go Go.

No, no ... leave me alone.

Leave me alone, leave me alone.

- I don't want to, I don't want to. - Jerkoff ...

I have heard Dale. It must be in danger.

Jerkoff, I've heard Dale. It must be in danger.

No, let me go.

No, enough, enough.

- No no no. - We are in a kind of underground.

We must leave, We must escape from here.

You have done very badly.

Move aside, Flesh.

Let's go

- There it is. - God, Flesh ...

- They're lesbians! - Lesbians?

That nobody dares to do nothing

I have the power stone and I know very well how to use it.

T�, line up with the others.

I know your race.

What were they doing here? What did they do with her?

Come back there!

No, no, you could hurt Flesh.

But. What killed you, Flesh?

An arrow.

With the poisoned tip for the precision.

Whoever you are, We owe you life.

Nonsense, has been A pleasure for me.

I am Prince Pecious, the legitimate heir to the throne of Porn.

Years ago, this planet It was a true paradise.

But Wang, a crazy botanist,

whose sexual organs were devoured for an alienated carnivorous plant,

did not tolerate existence of this state.

So ... after joining a army of helpless and frustrated

and armed with a small but effective sexual ray

I transformed my palace In a carnal chaos.

And he took advantage, exiling us me and a few counselors

to a place known today as the Kingdom of the Woods.

Prince, believe that together, we can end Wang's depraved regime?

Yes, and I hope your cosmic friendship

can inspire eternal ties of kindness and love

between the villages of Our planet and yours.

�If there is anything I can do to pay you?

Don't go, Flesh.

The fun just begins.

I would love it, Precious, but I can't.

They wait for me in the laboratory. I must Help Jerkoff make the deadly ray.

Then I go with you.

Hey, Flesh, I was about Send you call.

- What has happened? - Any scientist could tell you.

My lightning is over And ready to be tested.

Now, if my calculations are correct, with just one shot of my device

Wang's hateful sexual ray It will end up fragmented into thousands of pieces.

- But how does it work? - I'll show you.

First, we have to connect here, the stone of power.

Come on, I help you.

All right. There is a model of Wang's sex ray

surrounded by a force field impenetrable electromagnetic

that if it wasn't for the huge energy of the stone of Queen Amora

we could never aim to destroy it.

- Really? - Separate.

Now you will see.

- Fantastic. - Amazing.

Congratulations, well done, professor.

It works, Jerkoff. It's the eighth Wonder of the World.

I was sure.

Now, there is no more Than ride it on the spaceship.

To reduce crumbs Wang's evil ray.

And then, we will return home, Right, flesh?

If we are lucky and the weather is good We will be at home tomorrow night.

Oh flesh.

I will prepare the spaceship. To the spaceship.

Ahhhh ...

Your Lowness, the Earthlings have invented a weapon

with which they intend to destroy Our sexual ray.

Ah ... I've had enough with so much intrusion.

Have interfered in matters of my powerful regime.

For the last time ... And they will be arrested.

Now, listen carefully ...

Jerkoff, we are Approaching the palace.

Just one minute, Flesh. It is almost ready.

Pay attention.

This device has a delicate electromagnetic balance

Any alteration could Make us fly through the air.

Jerkoff, there is the sexual ray.

The forest spaceship, sound the alarm

They have sighted us. Prepare it, fast.

Now!

Oh no, my stone.

Take up the flight, fast.

It has been locked.

Let me try me.

Flesh, we are lost.

Do not.

We no longer rush. What has happened?

We are prey to one kind of magnetic ray

makes us descend gently.

But why does Wang want to save us?

It does not save us. Look

Does this mean the end?

�SALDR� VICTORIOUS THE WANG PERVERTIDE?

LOSE FLESH YOUR ENVELOPE?

INTERMEDIATE

The last time we had it seen, our hero had

got caught by the jaw wicked mechanics Wang.

There will be no more justice Now in porn?

Give it, it's yours.

Dr. Jerkoff.

This is for you, Flesh.

Hey! Is everything all right?

All good, Flesh.

It's embarrassing what what Sol has done.

Steal the stone that way.

And to think it was my favorite boy.

What has happened with the other young man?

It has been released without a parachute.

REAL SILENCE OCCUPIED

Now all effort It is in vain.

They are trapped and will not survive. I assure you.

I have tolerated to the limit, their miserable attempts to annoy me

For the last time.

Wang has invented many systems

to remove this grain in the ass.

Earthlings, I'm curious about Know if they like my real toilet.

What happens?

The pavement is opening.

I apologize.

Here once was a door. Hadn't they seen her?

This is it, earthlings.

Goodbye, Gordon.

Sweet dreams.

Bye, bye.

It was nice to meet you, Flesh.

Hold my hand hard.

Flesh, Flesh.

Gordon Flesh

Dead is.

Dead, dead. He is dead. Oh

Your Lowness, Your Impotence, you I bring one of the jewels of power.

Now Earthlings can't Never again destroy the sexual ray.

But they are alive and wander around the palace.

Don't say nonsense, I have already captured them. Give me the jewel.

This horrible beach stone has afraid of my little ones huh?

No matter. The little Wangy I'll take care of you

Wang gives you A beautiful bright.

my little girl, My little gold button.

- How do you say it got stuck? - It's got stuck.

Stuck!

- What do you mean stuck? - It's got stuck.

The stone, Wang, the stone. Where is it?

Give me the stone, or else, I take it out immediately.

Leave it to me, Flesh. I've been a lot Time waiting for this moment.

The jewel, Wang, Where is it?

Guess it.

Yes

Hot.

- Is this, Flesh? - No, is not that.

Let me see.

Give me that jewel.

Give me that jewel Did you understand me?

- It's stuck. - How are you stuck?

Idiot, you thought you beat me, But this is not over.

You still have to face to my drilling robots.

I would like to have a picture of this.

Quick, give me the jewel. Do you hear me?

What originality, to reach death with a sexual mechanical explosion.

Idiots.

But what are they doing?

Very original, huh, Wang?

Do not think you can save you from Wang.

Flesh, Flesh.

Come on we can't Let Wang escape.

Forget Wang. We must Go for the jewel and save the Earth.

That reminds me...

- Ah, I can't. - Wait!

You are stuck!

An epidemic, smallpox, The plague, a storm.

Anything, anything. Oh, great.

The fate of all evils Rest in your hands.

Wake up ... wake up and Destroy your enemies

And come the glorious cause of perversion.

How it pleases me to kill.

Get out of my way, Little flatulence

The task of a monster It is never finished.

Go to hell.

Is here. Run, run

Stop, observe and Then get to work.

It's too late, stupid idiots,

your earth is not worthy of my sexual ray.

I will raze and erase your damn planet of the face of the entire universe.

Run, Jerkoff.

What a beautiful female you are done

He has Dale.

Come on Jerkoff, shoot him With your destructive ray.

I dare not, at this distance I run the risk of hurting Dale.

If at least I could Be more close.

One moment, we will use the Wang's spaceship. Come on.

Oh, we both are going to be Good friends, girl.

Fuck.

Observe ... this is my Tower of love

It is where I have fun.

You will have a good time.

Let go of me.

This is very high.

Well, we have arrived. You are small but sincere.

Who knows if they will sit you Well the black stockings.

Black excites me.

- Do not. - Ahhh ...

- Let me see your breasts. - No no.

There it is.

He gets serious.

Are you ready? Ready, flesh.

Fire.

You have failed!

I know it failed ... Again.

Fuck you, Gordon.

That hurts.

Now it's your turn.

It's your turn.

- Beautiful. - Let me.

My ass.

How painful...

What humiliation.

I already had hemorrhoids.

- Oh, dale, how are you? - Flesh.

Gordon.

It has been terrible, Flesh.

Nobody stokes me and then ... he has his way.

Ahhh ... Fuck ...

- Bye, Jerkoff. - Goodbye, Prince.

Bye, dale.

- Goodbye, Flesh. - Precious.

- We will be very sorry for your absence - Fear not, come back.

And it will be a visit more friendly.

With Wang out of circulation and his terrible regime removed,

the universe will be united again for democracy and plurality

and the right of all person to happiness.

Each according to his own sexual orientation.

Goodbye, Flesh.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Precious, don't forget me. - Do not.

- Good trip. - They do well. - Bye. - Bye.

There it is, Flesh, the Earth.

Oh Flesh, there's nothing Like your own home