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[SILENCE]

>> Woman: WHAT HAPPENED?

>> Woman 2: WELL, I'VE BEEN

CUTTING THIS WOMAN'S HAIR

FOR A COUPLE YEARS NOW...

AND HER MOTHER AS WELL...

AND, UM, THE DAUGHTER CALLED ME

A COUPLE DAYS AGO SAYING THAT

HER MOM HAD A STROKE.

AND THEN TODAY I GOT ANOTHER

CALL FROM HER AND SHE TOLD ME

THAT HER MOM HAD PASSED AWAY.

>> OH, WOW.

>> IT SUCKED...

>> THAT'S HORRIBLE.

>> YOU KNOW, I MEAN, HOW DO YOU

GO ON WITH THE REST OF YOUR DAY

AND, YOU KNOW, MAKE IDLE

CHIT-CHAT WITH YOUR CLIENTS

AND... YOU KNOW?

HEARING THAT FIRST THING.

>> IT'S SO WEIRD, YOU KNOW...

ONE MINUTE...

YOU'RE HERE AND YOU HAD TO

THINK ABOUT THAT AND THE NEXT

MINUTE YOU'RE GONE AND...

WOW... LIFE'S FUNNY.

>> [SIGHS] WELL, I'M GETTING

KIND OF CHILLY-- I THINK I'M

GONNA GO INSIDE.

>> O.K. >> YOU COOL?

YOU GONNA STAY HERE?

>> YEAH, I'M GONNA STAY HERE

FOR JUST A FEW MINUTES.

>> O.K. >> YEAH.

>> I THINK I'LL GO GET

SOME MORE WINE ANYWAY.

>> ALL RIGHT, I'M RIGHT BEHIND

YOU. >> ALL RIGHT.

SEE YA IN A BIT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> HEY, DON'T FORGET

TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.

>> I WON'T. >> O.K.

>> O.K.

[TRAFFIC PASSING IN DISTANCE...]

[UNPLUGS POWER CORD]

[RECORD CRACKLING]

[SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYING...]

[LOUD TRAFFIC NOISE...]

[SIGHS SOFTLY]

[KEYS JINGLE, DOOR CLOSES]

[FAINT CLICKING]

...YOU KNOW, AND I'VE ALREADY

LIKE... HAD MY PARENTS HELP ME

WITH, YOU KNOW, OTHER ISSUES

WITH THE CAR, AND I CAN'T ASK

THEM... YOU KNOW, I JUST CAN'T.

>> YEAH. >> NO MONEY...

>> WELL, I MEAN, YOU NEED A CAR.

YOU CAN'T GET AROUND THIS CITY

WITHOUT ONE. >> I KNOW.

>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

>> WELL, IT'S A SHITTY CAR.

>> YEAH, IT IS A SHITTY CAR.

>> I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT

ABOUT IT A LITTLE.

>> WELL, MAYBE... MAYBE YOU

SHOULD STOP GETTING DRUNK

AND SHOPPING ON CRAIGSLIST.

[BOTH LAUGH]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

>> [SIGHS]

I KNOW... I KNOW.

[FOOD CLATTERS IN BOWL]

[LATCH CLICKS, GATE CREAKS]

[CLICKING, WHIRRING...]

[SONG PLAYING INDISTINCTLY

IN BACKGROUND...]

[MACHINE HISSING, SCREECHING]

>> Man: HEY, SUZY, HOW YOU

DOING? >> GOOD. HI.

>> I, I... I LIKE YOUR SWEATER.

>> OH.

THANKS.

>> I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES

DID THAT THING BREAK DOWN ON YOU

ANYWAY? REALLY... >> I CAN'T

EVEN COUNT-- IT'S TOO HIGH.

HORRIBLE.

>> THE BANGS LOOK GOOD.

>> THE BANGS LOOK REALLY GOOD--

I LIKE 'EM.

>> WELL, TO GET OFF THE SUBJECT

OF THE CAR... UM... JONATHAN'S

BEEN ASKING ABOUT YOU.

I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN...

IT'S SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.

[AMBULANCE SIREN WAILING...]

[GLASS BREAKS, WOMAN SOBS

IN MOVIE ON TV...]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]

[MUSIC STOPS, DOOR OPENS]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[MUSIC RESUMES]

[MUSIC STOPS]

>> [TURNS OFF TV

AS MUSIC STARTS]

[WALKS AWAY]

[FOOD CLATTERS IN BOWL]

[LATCH CLICKS, GATE CREAKS]

>> IF I WAS HER I THINK I WOULD

DISOWN YOUR BROTHER.

NO, FOR SURE.

YEAH... NO, I'M O.K.

>> DO YOU LIKE INDIAN FOOD?

>> YEAH. YEAH, I DO.

>> UM, DO YOU EVER BUY

THAT STUFF THAT'S LIKE, UH,

AT THE STORE, THAT'S IN THE BAG?

AND, AND YOU COOK IT IN THE POT?

>> UH... I DON'T THINK SO.

>> AND YOU... IT'S LIKE THIS

INDIAN FOOD-- IT'S LIKE CHICKEN,

AND IT'S, UM...

>> Suzy: HEY, BUDDY.

HOW ARE YOU?

HOW ARE YOU?

HI! HOW ARE YOU?

WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

HAVE A GOOD DAY BEING A DOG?

DID YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY

BEING A DOG? ARE YOU HUNGRY?

>> WHERE ARE YOU GUYS

GOING AGAIN?

>> SAN FRANCISCO.

>> [SIGHS] THERE YOU GO.

YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD.

DID YOU DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT?

>> OH, YEAH, I, UM, GOT IT DONE

TODAY AT WORK. >> OH, NICE.

>> MICHELLE DID IT.

YEAH, YOU LIKE IT?

>> I DO. >> THANKS.

>> IT LOOKS GOOD STRAIGHT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> SO... WHAT ARE YOU DOING

TONIGHT? I THOUGHT...

>> OH, MORGAN AND I

ARE GONNA HAVE DINNER.

>> OH. >> YEAH.

>> GREAT.

OH, WHATEVER.

THERE YOU GO.

[COUGHS]

MM...

[DARRYL LAPPING WATER...]

[WATER RUNNING,

DISHES CLATTERING]

DARRYL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ARF... ARF... ARF!

[DARRYL BARKS]

>> OH! [BARKING]

>> [BARKS] >> OH!

>> [BARKS] >> OH!

>> [BARKS] >> OH!

>> [BARKS] >> OH!

[FAINT THUMPING]

[LOUDER THUMP]

KAREN?

[WATER CONTINUES RUNNING]

[FAUCET SQUEAKS, WATER DRIPPING]

[FLOOR SQUEAKS, FAINT THUMPING]

KAREN?

[FLOOR SQUEAKS]

[LOUDER THUMPING]

[DOOR CREAKING]

[FLOOR SQUEAKS]

[THUMP, WHIRRING IN DISTANCE]

[INDISTINCT VOICES,

MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE...]

[VOICES AND MUSIC CONTINUE...]

[THUMPING]

[VOICES AND MUSIC CONTINUE...]

[KAREN MOANING...]

>> Man: YES... YES...

>> Karen: MMM...

WAIT...

>> Man: NO. [CHUCKLING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

>> [SIGHS]

[FOOD CLATTERS IN BOWL]

[COFFEE DRIPPING...]

[MAN HUMMING...]

[TRAFFIC PASSING...]

>> Man: HEY!

HEY!

HEY...

[BOTTLES CLINKING]

>> SUZ...

>> WHAT?

>> GUESS WHAT.

IT'S YOUR TURN

TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM.

>> IS IT GROSS?

>> BEYOND GROSS.

GET OUT THE GAS MASK.

>> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

>> WEN-WENDY. >> YEAH?

>> WHICH SHOULD I GET,

DARK OR LIGHT?

>> YOU KNOW, I GET STUCK

DOING IT, AND... I'M DONE.

IT'S...

I DON'T, YOU KNOW, I'M DONE.

IT'S GROSS, IT'S DONE, I'M DONE.

SO DONE.

>> Karen: WELL, I HEAR YA.

MY FAVORITE THING IS NOT

TO CLEAN THE TOILET,

THAT'S FOR SURE.

CAN YOU HAND ME SOME

PAPER TOWELS, PLEASE?

THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I LOVE MY JOB,

AND, UM, ALL OF US HERE,

WE'VE GOT... WE'VE GOT OUR

DUTIES THAT WE HAVE TO...

WE HAVE TO GET DONE.

AND THINGS NEED TO BE CLEANED.

AND, UM... THINGS NEED TO

GET DONE, AND EVERYBODY

JUST KIND OF DOES THEIR PART.

>> LIKE, WE GOT THE CHANGE,

RIGHT, AND HE KEPT THE CHANGE,

SO HE ENDED UP PAYING LIKE WAY

LESS THAN HALF. >> WAIT, WAIT,

WAIT-- HE KEPT YOUR CHANGE?

>> HE KEPT MY CHANGE. >> ARE YOU

KIDDING ME? >> NO, I AM NOT

KIDDING YOU... AND THEN, WAIT,

THIS IS THE WORST PART, O.K.,

BEARING IN MIND WE'VE JUST BEEN

TALKING ABOUT HOW I WORK IN THE

SERVICE INDUSTRY, RIGHT?

>> Suzy: RIGHT. >> BEARING THAT

IN MIND. HE'S LIKE... DOES NOT

TIP. >> OH... >> [GASPS]

>> NOT EVEN A DOLLAR!

>> THAT SUCKS.

>> NOTHING, SO I TIP.

>> THAT'S HORRIBLE.

>> I'M LIKE, "THANK YOU

SO MUCH," AND I, LIKE, TIP.

>> SO YOU GOT MORE MONEY

OUT OF YOUR PURSE TO TIP?

>> I GOT... YES. >> OH, MY GOD.

>> YEAH, AND SO... I WANT TO

LEAVE-- I WANTED TO LEAVE...

>> BUT INSTEAD YOU WENT HOME

WITH HIM, RIGHT? >> RIGHT.

WE DID IT. >> AND CALLED HIM

CAPTAIN, RIGHT? [ALL LAUGH]

[BAND PLAYING LOUDLY IN BAR...]

[MUSIC STOPS]

>> Woman: I'M GONNA GET

ANOTHER ONE.

[*...]

[TRAFFIC IN THE DISTANCE...]

[CAR'S ENGINE RUMBLING...]

[ENGINE RUMBLING...]

[ENGINE ACCELERATES]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[FOOD CLATTERS IN BOWL]

>> Morgan: OH... OH, HEY.

GOOD MORNING.

>> MORNING.

>> YOU WANT ME TO POUR YOU

A COFFEE?

>> UH, I'LL GET SOME

LATER, THANKS.

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[LATCH CLICKS, GATE CREAKS]

[DARRYL WHINING...]

I HEAR YOU.

DARRYL? [DARRYL BARKING]

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

DARRYL, WHAT IS THE MATTER?

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

DARRYL, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

DARRYL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[DARRYL BARKS AND WHINES]

DARRYL! DARRYL!

ARE YOU O.K.? ARE YOU O.K.?

[TRAFFIC PASSING...]

[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE...]

[DOG HOWLING]

[CLICK]

[DARRYL'S NAILS CLICKING

ON FLOOR]

>> Quiet voice: CH-CH-CH-CH...

[DARRYL'S NAILS CLICKING]

[DARRYL WHINING SOFTLY]

>> [SNIFFLES, SIGHS]

[RATTLES FOOD IN CONTAINER]

COME HERE, BOY, BREAKFAST!

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[RATTLES FOOD]

DARRYL!

[FOOD CLATTERS IN BOWL]

DARRYL?

COME HERE, BOY!

DARRYL?

[TRAFFIC PASSING...]

DARRYL?

DARRYL?

[BELL ON DOOR JINGLING]

DARRYL?

...I MEAN, HE HASN'T REALLY

GONE MISSING BEFORE.

UH-HUH.

>> Karen: IS YOUR SEAT BELT ON?

>> IT'S ON.

>> O.K.

I'M GONNA GO UP THIS WAY.

>> O.K.

[TURN SIGNAL CLICKING]

[TURN SIGNAL STOPS]

[FAINT CLICKING]

[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE...]

[RAIN PATTERING...]

[WATER RUNNING, DISHES CLATTER]

[DOG FOOD CLATTERS INTO TRASH]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[FOOD CLATTERS INTO BOWL]

DARRYL!

[RATTLING FOOD...]

DARRYL!

DARRYL!

COME HERE, BOY!

DARRYL!

>> [SIGHS] HI.

UM, UH, YEAH, UH...

MY NAME'S SUZY, AND I WAS

WONDERING IF ANY POSSIBILITY,

YOU HAD, UM, ANYONE BROUGHT IN

A, A BLUE HEELER MIX.

UM... HE'S ABOUT... SORRY, UH...

[EMOTIONALLY] FIVE OR SIX YEARS

OLD, HAS A RED, UM...

A RED BANDANA AROUND HIS NECK.

[MEN YELLING,

BASKETBALL BOUNCING...]

[DOGS BARKING...]

>> Karen: DID YOU TRY THE ONE

ON LACY STREET?

>> YEAH...

I DON'T KNOW.

>> WELL, I, I, I REALLY,

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST...

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD WORRY

TOO MUCH... YOU NEVER KNOW.

YOU JUST NEVER KNOW.

>> MAYBE... MAYBE HE'S GOT

A GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING.

>> YEAH, HE'S PRETTY HANDSOME.

>> YEAH.

[SUZY SIGHS]

[CLICK]

[THUMPING IN DISTANCE]

[LOUDER THUMP]

[FOOTSTEPS, FLOOR CREAKING]

[FAINT THUMP, CLATTERING]

[CLICKING]

[CLICK]

[FAINT BREATHING]

[PERSON SIGHS]

[SUZY MOANS SOFTLY]

[PERSON SIGHS]

[FLOOR CREAKING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[FLOOR CREAKING...]

[FOOTSTEPS IN DISTANCE]

[BAG ZIPS]

>> Karen: I MADE SOME COFFEE.

[HER FOOTSTEPS THUMP ON STAIRS]

I GOTTA GO,

MY RIDE'S HERE.

SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS... BYE!

[HORN HONKING]

[DOOR SHUTS]

[LOUD TRAFFIC SOUNDS...]

>> [SNIFFLES]

[SOBBING...]

[SNIFFLES, SIGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING

THROUGH HEADPHONES...]

[TRAFFIC PASSING...]

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

HELLO?

OH, HEY, KAREN.

HI.

OH.

OH, WOW, YEAH.

ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

SOUNDS, SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE

HAVING A GOOD TIME. [LAUGHS]

[KIDS SHOUTING PLAYFULLY]

[MUSIC PLAYING IN BAR...]

[COUGHS]

THANK YOU.

HEY.

HOW WAS THE BATHROOM?

>> [LAUGHS] IT WAS PRODUCTIVE,

THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

>> THAT'S AWESOME.

HOW MUCH?

>> IT'S 14.

>> NO, NO, NO, I GOT IT.

>> ARE YOU SURE?

>> YEAH, OF COURSE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

SO... >> SO...

>> CHEERS.

>> O.K.

>> TO NEW FRIENDSHIPS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> SALAAM.

[COUGHS]

>> [COUGHS] OH, THAT JUST...

BURNS.

>> NO, IT'S GOOD FOR YA.

>> MM-MM. >> COME ON.

>> MM... THAT WAS HORRIBLE.

OH, GROSS. >> [CHUCKLES]

>> I CAN'T DO THAT.

>> SO, UM... IT'S GONNA BE

LAST CALL HERE PRETTY SOON.

>> IT IS.

>> THEY'RE GONNA...

BE KICKING US OUT.

>> THEY ARE.

WHAT DO YOU GOT GOING ON?

>> I DON'T KNOW, WHAT...

WHAT DO YOU GOT GOING ON?

>> UM, MY ROOMMATE'S

OUT OF TOWN. >> REALLY?

>> MM-HMM.

WE COULD, I DON'T KNOW,

WATCH A MOVIE OR SOMETHING?

>> COULD WATCH A MOVIE.

[BED CREAKING...]

[TURNS OFF LIGHT]

[TURNS ON LIGHT]

[TURNS OFF LIGHT]

[TURNS ON LIGHT]

[TURNS OFF LIGHT]

[TURNS ON LIGHT]

[TURNS OFF LIGHT]

[FOOTSTEPS, STAIRS CREAKING]

>> I DIDN'T KNOW HOW YOU WANTED

TO HANDLE... THIS.

I'M SORRY.

>> [RIPS FLYER OFF POLE]

...THE PICTURES YOU SENT

WERE SO CUTE, SO, UM...

YEAH, I MEAN, WE'VE GOT TWO

REALLY NICE COMFY COUCHES.

I MEAN, IT'D BE GREAT.

YEAH, LET'S DO IT.

LET'S DO SATURDAY.

YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MOVE HERE

WITH TOO MUCH.

SO IT SHOULDN'T TAKE ME

TOO LONG TO PACK.

AND I'M ONLY GONNA BRING A FEW

THINGS BECAUSE I CAN ALWAYS...

...OH, MY GOD, TELL ME

ALL ABOUT IT.

>> I LOVED IT-- IT WAS SO PRETTY

AND THE WEATHER WAS AWESOME.

>> AW, THAT'S SO GOOD.

>> IT WAS COOL.

>> GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

>> WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW,

I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE.

YOU'VE BEEN GONE

AND NOW YOU'RE BACK.

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE LIKE...

A CUTE LITTLE DINNER, YOU KNOW?

TALK... >> OH...

>> I KIND OF... I KIND OF HAVE

SOMETHING I WANT TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT, SO, YOU KNOW...

>> LIKE WHAT?

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

>> OH, YEAH. >> O.K.

>> TOTALLY. >> COOL.

>> YEAH. >> IS IT, I MEAN,

IS IT BAD? OR IS IT GOOD?

DO I NEED TO BE NERVOUS?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> YEAH, NO, I'M FINE.

YOU KNOW, BAD, GOOD...

IT DEPENDS. >> O.K.

>> YEAH. >> O.K.

>> WHERE ARE THOSE GLASSES?

>> WHICH ONES? >> UH, THE ONES,

THE... LIKE, OUR GLASSES,

THE ONES WE GOT AT THAT

ART FAIR LIKE, FOREVER AGO.

>> THE BLUE FLOWERS?

...THAT'S THE NOTICE

YOU'RE GIVING ME?

>> WELL, NOT...

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

LIKE, I... I'M TOTALLY FINE

PAYING ALL OF NEXT MONTH'S RENT.

I MEAN, I KNOW I'M COMPLETELY...

PUTTING YOU OUT BY DOING THIS.

AND I, I WANT YOU TO FEEL...

YOU KNOW, COMFORTABLE AND O.K.

AND, AND... YOU KNOW, NOT

BURDENED FINANCIALLY OR ANYTHING

SO YOU CAN FIND SOMEBODY.

I JUST...

>> GOD... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE

LEAVING-- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> I'M JUST... I'M JUST

REALLY UNHAPPY, YOU KNOW?

[TAPE RIPPING OFF DISPENSER]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

...HEY.

[COUGHS]

WHAT ARE YOU BURNING?

>> OH, YOU KNOW, THE HOUSE,

SOME ONIONS.... COULD YOU OPEN

THE WINDOW, PLEASE?

>> YEAH... DID YOU... O.K.

[MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]

OH, GOSH... WASN'T YOUR FRIEND

SUPPOSE TO COME AND HELP

OR SOMETHING?

>> YEAH, SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

HERE LIKE AN HOUR AGO.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS.

>> OH, MY GOSH, IT SMELLS

SO BAD. >> I KNOW, I'M SORRY.

>> OH, UM, THE GARAGE DOOR

IS OPEN. >> IT IS?

>> YEAH, DID YOU KNOW THAT?

>> UH, NO, I DON'T KNOW-- UM,

THE THING IS IN MY PURSE, IN THE

FRONT POCKET, CAN YOU SHUT IT?

>> YEAH-- WHERE'S YOUR PURSE

AGAIN? >> ON THE TABLE.

>> WHERE IS IT AGAIN?

>> IN THE FRONT POCKET.

>> [MUTTERS]

[GARAGE DOOR WHIRRING]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

>> SINCE YOU'RE HERE, COULD YOU

HELP ME WITH THE TABLE?

DO YOU MIND SETTING IT UP

WITH ME? >> YEAH, YEAH.

>> THANKS. THANK YOU.

JUST, UM, TILT IT THIS WAY.

>> O.K.

>> AND THEN JUST HOLD THAT...

AND THEN PULL.

[MUSIC CONTINUES FAINTLY]

>> GOOD? >> YES.

>> O.K.-- LOOKS GOOD.

>> THANK YOU.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

>> Suzy: AHH!

>> GOT IT? >> I DO, I DO.

>> O.K. >> I KNOW WHO IT IS.

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[BOTH SHRIEK]

>> HI, SUZY!

WE MADE IT!

OH, MY GOD!

>> COME IN, COME IN,

COME IN, COME IN, COME IN!

>> THANK YOU... WOW! NO WAY!

OUR PLACE IS SO SMALL.

THIS IS GORGEOUS.

OH, MY GOD.

>> HEY, I'M JOSH.

>> I'M SORRY, THIS IS JOSH!

[VOICES OVERLAPPING]

OH, GOD, I'M SO BAD!

I'M SO SORRY! UM...

...I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE

GOING THROUGH THAT AND JUST

WONDERING... I'M SO SORRY.

>> IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE

THINGS THAT WAS JUST LIKE,

"O.K., I'M REALLY DONE."

>> WE COULD TAKE HER TO THE

SHELTER WHEN WE GET BACK.

THERE'S, LIKE, SO MANY

CUTE DOGS AND KITTIES. >> YEAH.

[MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND]

>> Karen: HI, JONATHAN!

>> HEY.

>> COME ON IN.

>> THANKS.

>> HI! HOW ARE YA?

COME ON IN.

HOW ARE YA?

>> UM, GOOD >> YEAH?

GOOD-- WELL, COME IN,

MEET EVERYBODY.

>> HELLO, EVERYBODY.

>> JOSH AND LIESEL,

THEY DROVE IN FROM MICHIGAN.

>> LIESEL?

>> YEAH, JONATHAN?

>> YES. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> WELL, YOU GUYS GET TO KNOW...

>> SUZY. >> Karen: YES,

WE KNOW YOU KNOW SUZY-- UM, GET

TO KNOW EACH OTHER. I'M GONNA

FINISH UP IN THE KITCHEN.

...HE WAS AT WORK WITH ME AND

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE DINNER

AND HE OVERHEARD IT

AND I HAD TO INVITE HIM.

>> BUT HE'S SO AWKWARD.

HE KEEPS STARING AT ME.

>> WELL, HE THINKS YOUR PRETTY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

>> IT'S JUST LIKE HE'S LOOKING

THROUGH ME, IT'S WEIRD.

IT'S LIKE...

IT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

>> WELL, HE DOESN'T MEAN

ANY HARM-- HE JUST THINKS

YOU'RE NICE.

>> Liesel: OH, MY GOD.

>> Jonathan: CAN I SEE THAT ONE?

>> WHAT? YOU WANT..?

>> CAN I SEE THAT?

>> YEAH. [LAUGHS]

OH, WAIT, IS THAT UPSIDE DOWN?

I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT WE'RE

DOING. >> YEAH, THERE YOU GO.

>> WHAT ARE WE DOING?

WOW, YOU LOOK REALLY THIN THERE.

>> I KNOW. >> OH, MY GOD.

>> Jonathan: IS THAT YOU?

>> YEAH. [JONATHAN CHUCKLES]

>> CRAZY... THAT WAS CRAZY...

LOOK, LIKE THE COLLAR'S OUT.

>> Josh: LET ME SEE IT.

>> HERE YOU GO.

>> OH, MY G... WHOA!

HOW DID WE DO THAT

WITH OUR BODIES, RIGHT?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> I MEAN... >> THAT WAS

COLLEGE THOUGH, YOU KNOW?

>> [LAUGHING] THAT'S TRUE.

>> HOW DID SHE DO THAT

WITH HER BODY?

>> I THINK I SEE A NIP.

>> NO! OH, MY GOSH,

IT TOTALLY IS!

I NEVER REALIZED THAT.

LET'S JUST KEEP GOING.

>> HEY, NO, HEY...

>> 'CAUSE IT WAS JUST PAINT.

THAT WAS THE THING.

IT WAS JUST PAINT.

>> KAREN, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T

NEED ANY HELP IN HERE... AT ALL?

>> NO, I GOT IT, I GOT IT,

I'M GOOD, THANK YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT...

>> WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

I GOT THIS ONE, I GOT THIS ONE.

>> HEY, DOES ANYBODY NEED

ANY MORE WINE?

>> Liesel: I WOULD LOVE SOME.

>> LOVE SOME.

>> IS WHITE O...?

>> HEY.

>> I'M SORRY.

>> NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

>> TOTALLY JUST SCREAMED

IN YOUR FACE.

>> I, UM, JUST WANTED TO...

I NEED SOME MORE WINE. >> O.K.

>> WHAT, HEY, LET ME GET THAT.

>> OH, THANKS.

>> [POPS CORK] THERE YOU GO.

ACTUALLY, I WAS DRINKING RED.

NO, WHITE'S FINE, THAT'S FINE.

>> I'LL JUST RINSE IT OUT.

>> AH, UM, O.K. >> THERE YOU GO.

>> UM, LISTEN, I JUST WANTED

TO SAY, UM, I HOPE IT'S NOT

AWKWARD THAT I'M HERE.

I MEAN, KAREN INVITED ME.

AND YOU SEEM A LITTLE... >> OH,

NO, NO, NO, NO... >> IS IT O.K.?

>> TOTALLY FINE. >> O.K.

I JUST, I'M GETTING THAT FEELING

THAT... >> DINNER PARTY, YOU

KNOW? [KNOCK ON THE DOOR]

WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN.

>> Karen: I GOT IT!

>> IT'LL BE GOOD.

>> I'M GONNA...

I'M GONNA GO SEE WHO'S HERE.

>> O.K.-- YEAH, GO AHEAD.

>> THANKS.

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

I GOT MORE WINE!

>> THANK YOU, MADAME.

>> OH...

YOU HAD RED, IS IT O.K.?

>> I'LL DRINK ANYTHING. >> HE'LL

DRINK PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING,

YEAH. >> SERIOUSLY. >> YEAH.

>> Karen's waitress friend: HI!

>> Karen: HI! HEY, HEY!

>> I'M SO SORRY.

>> COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU,

I NEED YOU IN THE KITCHEN.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

>> HI, SUZY! >> HEY, HI!

>> HEY, I'M MORGAN.

>> JOSH-- NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> HELLO. LIESEL, LIKE DIESEL.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> HEY, HOW ARE YA?

>> HEY...

OH!

[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS...]

>> IT'S IOWA AND NEBRASKA.

LIKE, GOING ACROSS THOSE TWO

STATES... THE LONGEST STATES...

ON THE PLANET.

>> AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE.

>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> Liesel: I'M GOOD...

>> SUZY, YOU WANT SOME WINE?

>> OH, WHAT THE HELL.

>> GIVE YOU A FULL ONE THEN.

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

>> O.K., GUYS, BEFORE WE DIG IN,

I JUST WANT TO MAKE A TOAST...

TO SUZY.

UM, WE ARE GONNA MISS YOU.

AND, UM, GOOD LUCK TO YOU

AND WE LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

>> AW, THANK YOU, GUYS.

>> WELCOME HOME.

>> All: CHEERS!

[GLASSES CLINKING]

>> ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO CHEER

EVERYBODY IF YOU'RE JUST MAKING

A TOAST FOR ONE PERSON?

>> WELL, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

DRINK TOO-- YOU DIDN'T DRINK.

>> OH, I DRANK BEFORE.

>> THAT'S BAD LUCK.

>> Liesel: IT IS, DRINK.

>> DRINK! >> WELL, NO, IT'S TOO

LATE NOW. YOU CALLED ME ON IT.

>> WE STOPPED IN NEEDLES,

CALIFORNIA, UM, ONE NIGHT.

>> I WAS SLEEPING.

>> AND IT WAS THIS...

IT'S LIKE A FUCKING DESERT.

>> Morgan: NEEDLES FROM WHERE?

>> UH, FROM ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN.

SO, IT WAS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE

EVER BEEN OUT HERE, ACTUALLY.

>> Morgan: HOW'D YOU DO IT?

>> WE TOOK 80, AND WENT

THROUGH SALT LAKE CITY, AND THEN

WE CAME DOWN THROUGH NEEDLES

AND THEN, HERE WE ARE.

>> Suzy: I LIKE GOING THROUGH

COLORADO, THAT'S THE BEST PART.

>> YEAH, IT WAS NICE.

>> I WAS SLEEPING MOST

OF THE WAY, HE WAS DRIVING.

I MADE HIM DRIVE.

>> YEAH, IT WAS FUN.

IT WAS A GREAT RIDE.

>> I SHOULD HAVE OPENED MY EYES

AND SEEN MORE.

BUT I'LL SEE IT THIS TIME

THROUGH WITH SUZY.

>> Karen: HOW LONG DID IT

TAKE YOU?

>> UM, I THINK THE ACTUAL

DRIVING TIME WAS LIKE, 35 HOURS,

BUT... >> GOOD LORD.

>> IT TOOK US LIKE, TWO DAYS.

[LAUGHTER...]

>> UH, YOU KNOW,

I MIGHT BE DONE.

>> Josh: YES, OF COURSE

YOU'RE DONE, BECAUSE YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT SHIT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> HEY, IT'S ALL

GOING THERE ANYWAY.

[LAUGHTER]

WHO KNOWS THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER?

[MUSIC CONTINUES...]

>> IT'S A SHAME WE DIDN'T GET

TO, UH, KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.

>> UH... YEAH.

>> O.K.

[TRAFFIC IN DISTANCE]

>> Waitress: FAIR ENOUGH.

>> I JUST WANNA DRINK WINE.

[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS]

>> Jonathan: HIT ME... HIT ME

WITH SOME MARSHMALLOW.

>> Waitress: WHAT ARE

YOU GUYS DOING?

>> Karen: WE'RE JUST EATING

SOME S'MORES.

>> Jonathan: YOU GUYS WANT

S'MORES?

>> Morgan: DON'T THEY MAKE THIN

CHOCOLATE BARS FOR S'MORES?

>> Jonathan: FOR THE LADY

OF THE NIGHT... I MEAN...

>> Josh: YOU GOT IT?

>> I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

DID I JUST CUT

IN THE S'MORE LINE?

>> NO, YOU'RE FINE.

>> SURE? >> TOTALLY GOOD.

>> Waitress: NICE ONE, SUZY.

[LAUGHTER...]

>> Liesel: REAL ATTRACTIVE,

SUZY, O.K.?

OH, MY GOD.

[LAUGHTER]

[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS]

>> YOU GUYS, WE'RE GONNA GO

UP TOP, O.K.?

>> Suzy: O.K.

THEY'RE GONNA GO UP TOP.

>> HIT ME.

>> * HIT ME, BABY, ONCE...

[BOTH LAUGH]

>> OW...

>> WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?

>> I HAD A SHOOTING PAIN

RIGHT THROUGH MY HEAD.

THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD.

>> Liesel: OH, MY GOD...

[SHE AND SUZY SHRIEK]

[LAUGHS]

OH, MY GOD, I JUST SAW

HAIR AND TEETH.

THAT WAS THE EXTENT OF MY

KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT WAS ABOVE ME.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Suzy: YOU GUYS, HEY, WE'RE

GONNA GO DO SOME DISHES.

>> Josh: YOU CAN DO THOSE

IN THE MORNING...

>> OH, NO, THAT MAKES ME FEEL

LIKE WE SHOULD GO DO DISHES TOO.

>> OH, NO, NO, YOU GUYS

CAN STAY. >> CAN WE STAY?

>> STAY IN THE HAMMOCK.

>> O.K., I'M GONNA PET MY

HAMMOCK. >> ARE YOU GONNA...

>> IT'S MY FAVORITEST HAMMOCK

EVER... EXCEPT YOU.

>> NOT THAT YOU GUYS NEED ANY...

>> Josh: SHOULD I LEAVE THE

HAMMOCK? >> THERE'S A BOTTLE

OF WINE OVER THERE.

>> I MIGHT TUMBLE OUT AND GET IT

AND THEN TUMBLE BACK IN.

>> I'M JUST SAYING.

>> O.K., THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> O.K., I'M GOING INSIDE!

>> Josh: TAKE IT EASY.

>> Liesel: [LAUGHS] WHAT?

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

>> OH, WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING ON?

>> I'M NOT TELLING YOU.

BUT YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!

>> ALL RIGHT, IT BETTER BE GOOD.

>> IT'S GONNA BE REAL GOOD!

>> Waitress: THOSE ARE

BIG WORDS.

>> I THINK THAT HE'S

REALLY DRUNK.

HERE'S TWO MORE.

I THINK THOSE ARE THE LAST ONES.

>> HEY, WILL YOU PUT THIS

IN THE DRAWER? >> YES.

>> OH, LET ME HAND IT TO YOU

THIS WAY-- IT'S VERY SHARP.

>> THANK YOU.

THANK YOU FOR THAT.

OH, YES, PLEASE.

>> AND THAT IS ALL.

>> MM-MM...THAT IS NOT ALL.

WE HAVE MORE DOWNSTAIRS.

>> NO. >> YES.

>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET IT!

>> IT'S DOWNSTAIRS...

>> I'LL FIND IT, I'LL FIND IT!

>> I FIND HOUSEWORK A LOT EASIER

WITH ALCOHOL.

>> Karen: HEY...

ARE YOU DOING DISHES?

HEY, WHAT'S UP? DID WE DRINK ALL

THESE? [THUMPING DOWNSTAIRS]

>> IT'S O.K., JONATHAN, UH,

WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO GET MORE.

>> OH, FRESH OUT? >> WE ARE,

BUT WE GOT MORE COMING.

>> IS, UH... JOSH AND LIESEL

STILL IN... THE HAMMOCK?

>> THEY'RE... THEY'RE

CUDDLING AND... >> CANOODLING.

>> YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Morgan: OH, YOU'RE HAND

DRYING? THAT'S OLD SCHOOL.

>> OH, OH! I LOVE THIS SONG.

COME ON, PLEASE? PLEASE?

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

>> YOU BETTER!

SHE'LL BE MAD IF YOU DON'T.

[MUSIC PULSING AND THROBBING]

JUST SO YOU KNOW,

MORGAN CAN'T DANCE AT ALL.

AT ALL... OH, NO, HE CAN'T.

[LAUGHTER]

[KAREN TURNS UP THE MUSIC]

KAREN CAN'T DANCE EITHER!

AND HER SLIP IS SHOWING!

>> KAREN, PUT IT AWAY!

[MUSIC THUMPING AND THROBBING]

[MUSIC STOPS, ALL EXCLAIM]

>> Karen: OH, NO...

JONATHAN!

>> Morgan: THAT'S WHAT DANCING

LIKE THAT BEGETS.

>> Karen: JONATHAN,

TURN THE LIGHTS ON!

>> Jonathan: HOW DO I

TURN 'EM ON?

>> GO TO THE BREAKER BOX

IN THE GARAGE!

BY THE... ON THE RIGHT SIDE

OF THE GARAGE!

>> Morgan: I THINK YOU HAVE

TOO MANY ACTIVITIES.

>> Suzy: OH, GOD.

>> Karen: THERE'S TOO MUCH

ELECTRICITY GOING ON!

>> Morgan: YEAH, THIS IS

A POWERFUL PARTY.

>> Suzy: A POWERFUL PARTY!

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T KNOW IF HE CAN...

[OTHERS CHEERING, MUSIC RESUMES]

THERE YOU GO.

[MUSIC DROWNS OUT CONVERSATIONS]

[MUSIC STOPS, ALL EXCLAIM]

>> Suzy: AW, MAN!

>> Karen: JONATHAN!

JONATHAN, ARE YOU WASTED

OR WHAT? >> Josh: BEDTIME!

>> Suzy: KAREN! >> WHAT?

>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I'LL GET A FLASHLIGHT.

I'LL GO DOWN... I GOT IT.

[OPENS DRAWER]

>> Waitress: OH, HON, BE CAREFUL

WITH THAT DRAWER. >> I WILL.

>> THERE'S LIKE A MILLION

KNIVES IN THERE. >> I GOT IT.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Karen: DO YOU HAVE A

FLASHLI... OH, THERE...

YES, YOU DO.

>> I'VE GOT A FLASHLIGHT.

NO MONKEY BUSINESS!

>> Karen: O.K.

>> Suzy: YOU TOO...

[MORGAN HOOTS LIKE A MONKEY]

VERY FUNNY, VERY FUNNY.

JONATHAN?

JONATHAN?

IT'S NOT FUNNY...

HERE... LIKE...

[CLICK]

>> Karen: THAT'S THE KITCHEN!

[CLICK]

YOU GOT THE BATHROOM!

[CLICK, MUSIC RESUMES]

[SUZY GASPS]

[TAPE RIPPING OFF ROLL, LOUD

MUSIC CONTINUES UPSTAIRS...]

[TIES ZIPPING...]

[MASKED MAN BREATHING HEAVILY]

[FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS]

>> Karen: YOU GUYS, JUST COMING

TO GET SOME WINE.

I DON'T WANNA INTERRUPT YOU.

PEOPLE ARE GETTING THIRSTY.

[GASPING, SHRIEKING...]

>> Man: [GRUNTS]

>> Karen: NO!

NO!

NO, NO...

NO!

NO...!

[SCREAMING...]

[SCREAMING AND CRYING...]

[MAN GRUNTS, ITEMS CLATTER]

NO, NO!

[SCISSORS THUMPING...]

[KAREN GROANING AND GAGGING]

[KAREN MOANS, FALLS SILENT]

[MUSIC CONTINUES UPSTAIRS]

>> Man: [PANTING...]

[MUSIC STOPS,

WHOOPING AND LAUGHTER UPSTAIRS]

[CONTINUES PANTING...]

I KNOW YOU DON'T LOVE ME...

AND THAT'S O.K. BECAUSE I...

I DON'T KNOW IF I LOVE YOU

EITHER, BUT YOU ARE A PART OF...

[MUSIC RESUMES]

THE FABRIC OF MY LIFE AND...

WHETHER OR NOT YOU KNOW IT...

I'VE BEEN A PART OF YOUR LIFE

AS WELL.

I KNOW HOW TOUGH IT'S BEEN

FOR YOU OUT HERE.

IT'S A TOUGH CITY.

EVERYBODY JUST WANTS TO BE

NOTICED AND....

THEY DON'T PAY ATTENTION

TO ANYBODY ELSE AND THEN

THEY JUST DISAPPEAR.

[SIGHS]

PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS GONNA

LET YOU DOWN, SUZY.

BUT I'M NOT PEOPLE.

[BREATHING MORE DEEPLY

AND CALMLY]

I JUST WATCH THEM,

LIKE I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU.

AND I THINK I...

REALLY CONNECTED WITH YOU

BECAUSE I, I RECOGNIZE YOU.

WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU THINK

YOU FIGURED OUT...

IT'S NOT THE ONE THING

THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY.

I... DON'T HAVE ANY DELUSIONS

THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU,

BUT...

I THINK THAT TOGETHER

WE COULD BE SOMETHING GREAT.

I'M...

I DIDN'T WANT TO DO ALL THIS,

BUT... YOU REALLY FORCED

MY HAND WHEN YOU DECIDED

TO MOVE AWAY SO QUICKLY.

[SIGHS]

SO...

I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS.

I'M GONNA KILL THE REST

OF YOUR FRIENDS...

AND THEN IT'LL JUST BE

YOU AND ME.

[MUSIC CONTINUES UPSTAIRS]

[AX CLINKS]

[FOOTSTEPS GOING UPSTAIRS]

>> [SOBBING AND GASPING...]

[CRIES OUT]

[WHIMPERING...]

[MUFFLED] OH, MY GOD...

[WHIMPERING AND SOBBING...]

[GROANING...]

[CRIES OUT]

[GROANING ANXIOUSLY]

[CELL PHONE CLATTERS]

[GLASS BREAKING UPSTAIRS]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[GROANING AND WHIMPERING...]

[SOBS, CRIES OUT]

[SOBBING...]

[CRYING AND COUGHING]

[CAR PASSES IN DISTANCE]

[WHIMPERING AND PANTING...]

[NEW SONG BEGINS UPSTAIRS]

[CRIES OUT]

[CRYING AND WHIMPERING...]

[SNIFFLES]

[MUSIC CONTINUES UPSTAIRS...]

[WHIMPERING AND PANTING...]

[MUSIC BECOMES LOUDER...]

[MUSIC BLARING...]

[GROANING WITH EFFORT...]

[GROANING AND SOBBING...]

[MUSIC CONTINUES BLARING...]

[SONG ENDS]

[GASPING...]

[FOOTSTEPS...]

[FLOOR CREAKING]

[PANTING QUIETLY...]

[RECORD CRACKLING...]

[FOOTSTEPS...]

[PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO]

[FOOTSTEPS DOWN THE STAIRS]

[GROANING, CRYING...]

>> Waitress: OH, SHIT...

OH, SHIT...

OH, SHIT... OH, SHIT...

OH, GOD... OH, GOD...

OH, GOD...

[BOTH CRYING...]

>> [TRIES TO TALK THROUGH GAG]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

>> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

WHAT? WHAT?

HOLY SHIT!

OH, SHIT!

OH, MY GOD!

SUZY, HURRY UP!

OH, MY GOD...

>> [CRIES OUT]

[MUFFLED] HELP! HELP!

>> HELP!

SUZY! HELP ME!

OH, GOD!

DON'T HURT ME!

PLEASE DON'T! [SCREAMS]

[AX THUDS]

>> [SCREAMS]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[SOBBING...]

[GROANS LOUDLY...]

[DOG DOOR CLATTERING]

[WAILING AND SOBBING...]

[TRAFFIC PASSING IN DISTANCE...]

[CAR TIRES SQUEALING]

[GASPING AND WHIMPERING...]

[CRYING...]

[TRAFFIC PASSING...]

[PANTING...]

[CRIES OUT]

[MUFFLED] HELP, HELP, HELP...

[CRYING SOFTLY...]

[GASPING...]

[SCREAMING...]

[AX CLATTERS]

[SUZY CRIES OUT]

[GASPING AND WHIMPERING...]

[SOBBING...]

[CRIES OUT]

[TRAFFIC PASSING...]

[CRYING...]

[SILENCE]

[INDISTINCT SOUNDS,

EERIE TONES...]

[*...]

>> Man: * THERE'S A

SILVER STREAM

LAID ACROSS THE SKY *

* AND THIS CITY LIFTS

UP ITS ARMS TO IT *

* AS I WAIT FOR YOU,

EVANGELINE *

* YES, MY EYES HAVE SEEN

YOUR UNSELFISHNESS *

* AND MY FINGERS TOUCHED

YOUR TWO SLEEPING LIPS *

* AS THE ECHOES PASSED

JUST ABOVE OUR HEADS *

* AS THE CITY FLASHED

JUST BENEATH THE CLOUDS *

* THAT CONCEALED THE STARS

* AND REFLECTED SOUND

* BUT PROTECTED US

FROM AN EMPTINESS *

* AND THEN DRIFTED DOWN

IN A DIAMOND MIST *

* AS I WATCHED YOU BREATHE,

AS I WATCHED YOU DREAM,

EVANGELINE *

* EVANGELINE

* EVANGELINE

* EVANGELINE

* EVAN... GELINE

* EVANGELINE

* EVAN... GELINE

* EVAN... GELINE...

[*...]

>> Chorus: * BA BA BA...

* BA BA BA...

* BA BA BA...

* BA BA BA...

* BA BA BA...

* BA BA BA...

* BA BA BA...

* BA BA BA...

* BA BA BA...

* BA BA BA...

[SONG FADES...]

[MUSIC CHANGES]

[CLICK]