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This place is amazing.
Do you have Gymkata?
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No, that one's always out.
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(groans)
Karate meets pommel horse.
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That's one of the most bad‐assmovies ever made.
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I know.
I totally want to reboot one.
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What about Quest for Fire?
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That's the first tape
I ever rented.
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Yes, directed
by Jean‐Jacques Annaud.
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You know the Paleolithic
caveman language in that movie
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was invented by novelist
Anthony Burgess?
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Did he invent
Rae Dawn Chong's breasts, too?
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Because they were speaking
my language.
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Can we get to my case, please?
My shift's ending soon.
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Right. Sorry.
You were saying?
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You guys know
Fowler's Drugs, right?
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Oldest soda fountain
in the state, established 1922.
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And it's never been hotter.
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Really? A soda fountain?
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Yeah, David.
Everything is retro now.
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Just like this place.
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People crave the authenticity
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of VHS and vinyl records.
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It's a yearning
for a more innocent time.
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So I've been fucking a guy
who works there.
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‐Okay. Uh‐huh.
‐Oh, I see.
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‐Here we go.
‐His name's Kurt.
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He works the fountain.
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We started hanging out
and hooking up,
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but I got careless,
and now I'm afraid I might be‐‐
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‐Pregnant.
‐Pregnant.
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What? No.
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Dating.
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Wait.
Aren't you?
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‐(scoffs) I hope not.
‐Why do you think you might be?
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One, we made eye contact
during sex.
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Oh, come on, Meg.
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Two, we got high and went
to Splash Force water park.
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KIDS: Splash Force!
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Oh, you went
to Splash Force together?
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You're definitely
gonna test positive for dating.
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Yeah, and probably
cryptosporidium as well.
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Wait, what's that?
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It's a well‐known
waterborne disease.
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Damn it.
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Can't you just
ask him what's going on?
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No. Then he'll think
I'm interested
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in knowing our status.
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But that's literally exactly
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what you're interested
in knowing.
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But if he thinks I want to know
if he thinks we're dating,
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he'll think
it's because I want him
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to think I want to date him,
and I don't.
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‐Okay, I'm lost.
‐No, I‐‐I get it, Meg.
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You can't let him even begin to
think you might care about him,
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because then
you'll be trapped forever.
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David has been divorced
three times.
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‐What up?
‐I know it sounds mean.
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But I go to college
in the fall.
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I have to focus.
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Oh, really?
What are you gonna study?
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Filmmaking.
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I'm gonna direct incredibly
violent action films
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starring women.
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Ooh. An all‐female Gymkata.
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That would be hot.
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I know, right?
Kurt's just a junior.
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I don't need some
boyfriend back home
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sending me sentimental
dick pics all the time.
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No, I can appreciate
why you would not want that.
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So, uh, how can we help you?
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I'm going to Fowler's
tonight to see him.
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I want you
to watch us together
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and tell me what you think.
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In other words,
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black ops relationship status
sitrep,
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DEFCON level nine.
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‐What?
‐Translation?
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‐We're taking the job.
‐We're taking the job.
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(dramatic music)
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Maybe I just don't knowwhat dating means
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to teenagers anymore.
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You know what?
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I'll look it up
on the Urban Dictionary.
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‐No! No, no, no, no, bro.
‐Yeah. D‐A‐T‐I‐N‐G.
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Do not do that. No.
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‐Oh, my God.
‐It's a weird sex thing, right?
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There isn't enough lube
on Earth to make that possible.
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Yo, Slender Man.
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‐Yes?
‐Are you Kurt?
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‐Uh‐huh.
‐Oh.
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Are you dating Meg Yakima?
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‐No.
‐Wait, no?
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‐Meg?
‐Yes.
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‐No.
‐Oh.
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Boom! Case closed.
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We will take two egg creams,
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and not
the Urban Dictionary kind.
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‐Hey, guys.
‐Meg!
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You better hook us up
with some money,
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because we have solved
your mystery.
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‐Hey, Oliver.
‐Hey, Meg.
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Wait, Oliver?
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I thought you said
you were Kurt.
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I am.
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Oh, your name is Oliver,
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but you are curt.
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‐Also literal.
‐Ugh. Mind games.
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But you said your guy
worked the fountain.
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Not this fountain.
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Come on.
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(gasps)
Is this a speakeasy?
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Asparagus, catheter,
bravo, fondue.
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Yes, it's a speakeasy.
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See, David?
Everything old is new again.
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‐It's retro.
‐Totally.
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These things haven't
been cools since, like, 2007.
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(bumping electronic music)
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Wowie‐magowie.
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This is kind of bumpin'.
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There he is.
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Wait, so your dude
is a topless dancer?
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He's very body positive.
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‐Damn.
‐Yeah.
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I'd deconstruct that text.
No homo.
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Mm‐hmm.
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I'm gonna go say hi.
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You guys post up
and tell me what you see.
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Ugh.
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This is the thing
that gets me, David.
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When we were growing up,
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it was so cut and dry.
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You were either dating
or not.
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And if you had sex,
you immediately died of AIDS.
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Ah. And that is why
you've never had sex, right?
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Shut up!
David, you know
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I just broke up with Elaine.
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Oh, right, the fake lady
from Greensboro?
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No, David,
the very real district attorney
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with whom I had sex
several times.
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‐Uh‐huh.
‐Before she realized
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it was depressing
to date a guy
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who lived
on a broken‐down houseboat.
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But houseboats are, like,
the coolest thing in the world.
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Well, it may surprise you
to learn
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that accomplished
lady district attorneys
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do not agree with you.
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Uh‐huh, see, this is why
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I don't mess with those LDAs.
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The point is,
why were we even dating?
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Why did we even use
the term "break up"?
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Why couldn't we just have sex
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while listening
to Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me?
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Whoa. You really did that?
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Every week,
and twice on pledge drives.
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Well, well,
my favorite detectives
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have discovered Fowler's.
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‐What up, Tucker?
‐We don't have your money.
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No worries.
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I'm on the tail end
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of a three‐day
ayahuasca journey.
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It's finals week,
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so I won't remember
I ever saw you here.
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Also, I love you.
Who got you in?
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Uh, Meg Yakima.
You know her?
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(laughs)
Yes.
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An incredible filmmaker.
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So we're watching her
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thunder‐tongue
that dude over there,
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and we're trying to figure out
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if he thinks they're dating.
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Oh, yeah, Kurt.
I've seen them together.
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Yeah, so, look, Tucker,
we don't what dating
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even means anymore.
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So maybe you could talk to him
and, you know, suss things out.
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‐Suss.
‐Suss.
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Suss.
Suss.
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Okay, you know what?
Maybe not.
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Sure, I'll do it.
Be right back.
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You know,
sometimes I miss drugs.
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Me too.
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Okay,
Kurt went to the break room
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to reapply his body glitter.
What do you think?
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Well, you were on your phones
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the whole time
you were kissing,
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so my working hypothesis is
you're strangers with benefits.
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Is that a thing?
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But look what he was sending me
this whole time.
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‐DAVID: Whoa!
‐A‐ha.
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‐DAVID: All right, Kurt.
‐I see.
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He's written
an E. E. Cummings‐style poem
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on his Norton Anthology,
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which is definitely
not abridged.
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‐Cummings. Unbelievable.
‐I know.
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That's some pretty solid
wordplay for a dick pic, right?
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‐He's in AP English.
‐Hmm.
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"Dearest Meg,
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you turn your boyfriend's
lowercase into uppercase."
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John, that could be symbolism.
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Do you think so, David?
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Yeah, literary symbolism
or penis symbolism.
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Yeah, I got it.
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He thinks
he's my boyfriend, right?
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Yep, and actually,
you might be the first person
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to ever have a topless dancer
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sincerely fall in love
with them.
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‐Respect.
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But Meg, why do you need to
know if you're dating or not?
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Why put labels on things?
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You're young.
Go to college.
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Enjoy the ambiguity of having
multiple sex partners.
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Gross!
Who are you, my dad?
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I'm back!
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‐Greetings, Meg.
‐Hey, Tucker.
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Meg, I need to tell you.
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I was in the break room,
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and I spent some time
talking with Kurt
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and then some time
making out with him.
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You're out here tripping balls,
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and you still seduced someone
in, like, two minutes.
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Tucker, I honor you.
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Namaste.
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I can taste my eyes.
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But this is good, Meg,
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because if Kurt's
cheating on you with Tucker,
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there's no way he thinks
you guys are dating, right?
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Wrong. He totally thinks
you're dating.
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He's SSP/HNM.
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Same‐sex polyamorous/
heteronormative monogamous.
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Ugh. That is so cliche.
How could I be so stupid?
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I never should've gone
down that waterslide.
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Ugh. So what do you want
us to do now?
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Hey, Meg.
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Hey, Tucker.
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Okay, what‐‐what are we?
Chopped liver?
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Hey.
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What? Oh, oh.
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Sorry.
I didn't even see you there.
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‐Oh, wow.
‐Damn.
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Okay.
Cold.
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Meg, can we talk in private?
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Go ahead.
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Anything you have to say,
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you can say in front
of my two middle‐aged friends.
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Oh, are they still here?
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BOTH: Hi.
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The thing is,
I'm breaking up with you.
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No, you're not.
We were never dating.
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I'm pretty sure we were.
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Waterslides don't lie.
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KIDS: Splash Force!
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In any case,
I'm moving to LA.
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After playing Portal
with Tucker's body,
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I got a text.
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Warner Brothers
wants me to direct
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00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,084
an all‐female Gymkata reboot.
256
00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,279
Excuse me?
257
00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:07,120
They saw some of my Snapchat
videos and were impressed.
258
00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:10,057
But it's an all‐female reboot,
and you're a man.
259
00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,093
I know.
260
00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,187
They said a woman director
is too risky.
261
00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:14,999
You're a high school junior!
262
00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:17,931
I think they just wanted
a bold, edgy new vision.
263
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,728
‐(growls)
‐Don't be mad at me.
264
00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,070
I didn't ask for this.
265
00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,974
They just offered it to me
without me doing anything.
266
00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,436
Yo, Meg,
do you need a pommel horse?
267
00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,505
Deploy.
268
00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:27,573
Whoa. What are you doing?
269
00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,781
(grunting)
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00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:30,683
Gymkata!
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00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,614
‐(grunts)
‐(all gasp)
272
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,679
Gymkata.
Gymnastics meets karate.
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ALL: Gymkata!
Gymnastics meets karate!
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00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,852
‐Weird.
‐This is the greatest place
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00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,391
in the world right about now.
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00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,555
‐(sirens wailing)
‐Everybody, leave.
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00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,855
‐Cops.
‐(all clamoring)
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00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,386
Well, David,
it seems our job is done.
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00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,800
‐Mm‐hmm.
‐Ooh!
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00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,762
I'll give you a ride home.
281
00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,971
Car is just over there
inside that crystal rainbow.
282
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,173
Uh, how about
we call you a cab instead?
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00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,265
Sure.
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00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,036
Thanks.
I appreciate your help.
285
00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:01,814
Hey, Meg, as your pommel horse,
can I ask you one favor?
286
00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:07,406
Wow. Quest for Fire on VHS.
Thanks, man.
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00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,580
No problem, buddy.
288
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:09,949
You know,
I was gonna get Gymkata,
289
00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:12,246
but Meg said by the time
their copy was back in stock,
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00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,718
we'd be dead.
291
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,588
‐David?
‐What's up?
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00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:21,128
Why do Rae Dawn Chong's breasts
have human mouths?
293
00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:25,934
Uh, Tucker sold me
a quantity of drugs
294
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,469
and I put them
in our sodie pops.
295
00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,004
A‐ha.
296
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,539
Well, I'm not
not enjoying this.
297
00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:34,205
(distorted) It's fun, right?
298
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,344
(retches)
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00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,508
I'm out of here.
300
00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,179
‐David.
‐Yeah?
301
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,946
I just made up a new language.
You want hear the first word?
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00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,017
Speak.
303
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:50,986
(gibbering)
304
00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:53,257
Oh, oh,
I know this language.
305
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:57,256
(both gibbering)
306
00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:00,365
‐Oh, David.
‐Huh?
307
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,643
You just ended a sentence
with a preposition.
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