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(waves whooshing)
(birds chirping)
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(dark foreboding music)
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(gun blasting)
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- Is that what I think it is?
- Oh yes, it is.
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- Aww, man.
- Ta-da.
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'Kay, so listen up.
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Listen up.
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When a stranger offers you
drugs, you say thank you.
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- Yes.
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- You know why?
- You said it.
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- Because drugs are expensive.
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(man laughing)
- You said it.
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You said it.
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- Fuckin' whore.
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Can you maybe not do
this right fuckin' now?
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- I'm done, Toby.
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(soft foreboding music)
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- You're ridiculous.
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- I'm ridiculous?
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All this is completely ridiculous.
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You're just a bunch of coke heads.
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You're just standing around
flirting with these girls
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who are standing there like trophies.
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You're disgusting.
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- I'm disgusting.
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- Yeah, you've been high for two days
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and I saw you kissing that girl.
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(dark foreboding music)
(waves whooshing)
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You wanna know what your
friend Mark said to me?
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- Yeah, no.
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Not really but sure.
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Let's go.
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- He asked if I wanted to
go for a ride of a lifetime
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on his joystick.
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His joystick, Toby.
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- Are you really gonna fuckin'
do this again, right now?
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Yeah, I get it.
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You had a shitty childhood.
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Shitty.
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I had an awesome childhood.
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Awesome and I don't understand
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why I need to continuously
apologize for that to you
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and how you can just lay
blame on everybody else
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for your own insecurities, okay?
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That's just being a shitty person.
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It's fuckin' delusional, all right?
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Mark Anderson never hit on
you, I never kissed some girl.
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All I know is that it
doesn't matter where I am,
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what I'm doing or who I'm with.
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You end up being this
jealous fuckin' psycho.
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- Could you just lend me some money,
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so I have somewhere else to
stay for the rest of the week?
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I would appreciate that.
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- Seriously, that was your big plan?
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You're gonna take off on me
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and I'm gonna pay for your
hotel room somewhere else
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for the rest of the week?
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- I'll pay you back as soon as I get home.
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- How the fuck are you gonna do that?
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You can't even afford
your half of the rent.
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- Anything else you
wanna get off your chest?
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(Toby sighing)
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Can you just gimme enough money,
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so I can get a cab and I'll manage?
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- No.
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Hitchhike, fuckin' walk for all I care.
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Jade, I love you and
everything, but you're fucked.
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(dark foreboding music)
(waves whooshing)
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- Que paso?
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(water splashing)
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Is he breathing?
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- The hell happened to him?
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Jesus.
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(dark foreboding music)
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- So this guy thinks because
he's got his face plastered
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across 20 million teenagers' walls,
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he can screw us over and tell our clients
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to go fuck themselves 'cause
he's too tired and hungover
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to make it to his photo shoot.
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So I ring him up and I get
him on the phone and I say,
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"Listen, you little bitch.
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"I don't care if it's your
poor mother's funeral,
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"you're making it for your photo shoot."
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I shit you not.
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I get in the car and I rip across town
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and literally kick down the
door to his parent's place.
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- 'Cause of course the fucker
still lives with his parents.
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(both laughing)
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- All right, who's up to bat first?
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- I got good
download, so that's on you.
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That's on you.
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- That's on you.
- C'mon, big fella.
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Show 'em what you got.
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- Work it, girl.
- Show 'em what you got.
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- Work it.
- No mercy.
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- Work it.
- No mercy.
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(men chattering)
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(dark foreboding music)
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- Let's do it.
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(men shouting)
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(men clapping)
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(man laughing)
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- C'mon buddy, swing it out.
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- All right, check the
wind and make it count.
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Here we go.
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Here we go, here we go.
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- I want a fucking chocolate.
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C'mon, c'mon.
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Bring it here.
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(men shouting)
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- Ooh, look at this.
- Look at this, look at this.
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(dark foreboding music)
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(waves whooshing)
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- You're outta your fuckin' mind.
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- Dude.
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- It's 200 miles away.
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On these roads, he's gonna bleed to death
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before we get to the hospital.
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We are not taking him there on our own.
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It's a fucked up, stupid idea.
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- All right, bro.
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(birds chirping)
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(Mike grunting)
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- Hey, what's with the fuckin' attitude?
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- The whatitude?
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- Oh my god.
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- What is the problem?
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- You've been in bitchy mode
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since the second we left this morning.
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It's not my fault you don't
know how to change the tire.
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- I changed the tire.
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Okay, yeah if by bitchy mode
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you mean doin' everything you say
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and changing all of my plans
to suit you, then yeah.
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Sure, I've been in bitchy mode.
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I've been in bitchy mode
for like five months.
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- Okay see, that is exactly
what I'm talking about.
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You don't get to come here for free
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on a trip to tropical paradise
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and then whine about
Darcy and his partners
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like a spoiled little brat.
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- When did I whine about
Darcy and his partners?
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- When?
- When?
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- Right here.
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The text message to Brandon.
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- Don't go into my...
- "You're right, Brandon.
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"I really should be more grateful
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"for this amazing opportunity I get
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"to spend the week with my girlfriend
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"and a bunch of Hugh Hefner wannabees
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"who spend their time
funding plastic surgery
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"and buying drinks for
skinny-looking bunnies."
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- Don't go in my phone.
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You shouldn't go in my phone.
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(birds chirping)
(soft foreboding music)
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- Skinny-looking bunnies, really?
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- It's just lock-worth property.
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- You do realize that you clean
windows for a living, right?
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- I do not clean windows for a living.
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I own 50% of a window
cleaning business, okay?
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And unlike the Magnificent Six over there,
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I did not get it handed to me.
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I worked my ass off for this,
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unlike you who has
nothing working under you
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except for that big ass
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you're always showin' off on Instagram.
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It's not a big...
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You got a great ass.
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Goddammit.
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(Tanya sighing)
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(dark foreboding music)
(trunk slamming)
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- It's called the A-sail-o Syndrome.
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Sooner you come to terms
with it, the better.
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I understand you don't want to admit
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you're just like your mother and I.
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You're right, Jade.
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You're not.
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You're much worse than
the both of us combined.
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If jealousy was a superpower,
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there'd be a whole comic
book collection about you.
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You can't mask the pain by dropping acid
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and make it all better.
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(wind whooshing)
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I could hear you begging from a mile away.
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- Stop it.
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- "Daddy.
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"Daddy, what should I do?"
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Like the feint squeal of a rat.
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That same annoying fucking noise you make
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every time you feel betrayed.
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(wind whooshing)
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(birds chirping)
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- So how's
things goin' with Jade?
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- Yeah, we're not good.
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- Man, you brought sand to the beach.
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When are you gonna learn your lesson?
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- You're seriously gonna give me
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relationship advice right now?
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- Uh-huh.
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All boils down to
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four words:
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Be more like me.
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- 'Kay, there are many
things that I aspire to
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and none of them are becoming a manwhore.
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- You say that
like it's a bad thing.
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- I do respect you.
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I mean you're rich, you're successful.
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You're always doing shit like this.
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I mean you seem to sleep with
a different woman every night.
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No one talks down to you
or tells you what to do.
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- Is that really what you
think my life is like?
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- Yeah.
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(birds chirping)
(soft foreboding music)
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- 'Cause it isn't.
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I mean yeah, I get laid a lot.
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I do have a lotta toys and cars
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and helicopters and jets
and threesomes and orgies.
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I forget where I was goin'.
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Oh yes, yes.
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(chuckles) My life is
way better than yours.
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- Jade thinks we need help.
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- What,
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in quoting a paranoid...
- Hey.
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- Ex-girlfriend who's
supposed to make me feel bad?
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- She's seeing a shrink, all right?
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She's tryin' to get help
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and it's not like I'm gonna
wait around for her to do that.
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- Yeah, (speaks faintly).
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- But it got me thinkin' that you know,
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maybe you and I should do the same.
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- It's a waste of time.
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I mean do you really
think that blaming dad
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or talkin' to some fuckin'
doll version of him
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is gonna make anything better?
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Forget about it.
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It's just not the hand we were dealt.
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Look, I won't be all
like big brother on you,
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but the bottom line is
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we are male whores.
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Deal with it.
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- Wes, you dropped this.
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Is that you?
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Wes.
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Dude.
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Feel like this fell
right of you, isn't it?
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- Yeah, here, here.
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(wind whooshing)
(birds chirping)
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(eerie howling)
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So you're sayin' that
you actually told her
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that she could hitchhike
or walk to the airport.
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- I'm not givin' that woman another dime.
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- That's spectacular.
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(birds chirping)
(eerie howling)
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- Hey, are you seein' this?
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- See what?
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- Like that up there.
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- What?
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00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,397
What am I lookin' at?
262
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,423
- I don't know, man.
263
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,893
I must be trippin'.
264
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:53,359
- I think what you did is
you looked in your pants
265
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,193
and you realize you have an elf dick.
266
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,233
- Elf dick?
- Elf dick.
267
00:17:00,918 --> 00:17:02,109
- All right.
268
00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:05,109
This is what you got
goin' on in your head,
269
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:06,932
swimmin' around in there?
270
00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:11,933
(Wesley groaning)
(birds chirping)
271
00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,452
- Mike, I just don't think you understand
272
00:17:23,453 --> 00:17:25,409
how hard I worked for this.
273
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,927
- I do.
274
00:17:26,928 --> 00:17:29,229
I do understand and I know
how important it is to you
275
00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:31,253
and I will try and enjoy it.
276
00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:36,112
But next year, next
year we're goin' skiing.
277
00:17:36,113 --> 00:17:38,173
- (chuckles) Yeah, we're not going skiing.
278
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:40,673
- Why do you hate skiing?
279
00:17:40,673 --> 00:17:41,640
- We went through this, okay?
280
00:17:41,641 --> 00:17:44,249
I don't like snow and I don't
think any of my followers
281
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:46,843
wanna see me wearing a ski
suit, so not happening.
282
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:51,429
- Don't you just love
planning your vacation
283
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,979
based on your girlfriend's
Instagram followers, Mike?"
284
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,419
I do.
285
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,979
I do 'cause there's nothing
more important to me
286
00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:00,579
than a bunch of fat losers who
think my girlfriend's sexy.
287
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,789
- Okay, you know what?
288
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,349
If this is your idea of
humor, then you can go ahead
289
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,299
and get a ticket home right the fuck now.
290
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,793
Because out here, nobody is laughing.
291
00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:14,089
(birds chirping)
292
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:15,390
'Kay, where are you going?
293
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:18,950
- I forgot something in the car.
294
00:18:20,870 --> 00:18:22,059
- Okay, well hurry up.
295
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,162
I'll be inside.
296
00:18:23,163 --> 00:18:24,330
- Sure.
297
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,333
(animal screeching)
298
00:18:51,626 --> 00:18:54,376
(wind whooshing)
299
00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:33,466
- It's gonna be okay.
300
00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:35,793
- That what you told
yourself nine years ago?
301
00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:40,130
- Fine.
302
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,414
It's the drugs kickin' in.
303
00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:47,963
- You're not fine and it has
nothing to do with the drugs.
304
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,500
- I'm fine.
305
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,398
Just gonna relax.
306
00:19:55,399 --> 00:19:57,242
It's gonna pass.
307
00:19:57,243 --> 00:19:59,110
- Yeah, right.
308
00:19:59,111 --> 00:20:01,861
(wind whooshing)
309
00:20:05,979 --> 00:20:08,896
(gravel crunching)
310
00:20:11,325 --> 00:20:14,658
(dark foreboding music)
311
00:20:17,762 --> 00:20:20,679
(eerie scratching)
312
00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:34,012
(eerie foreboding music)
313
00:20:38,244 --> 00:20:40,994
(wind whooshing)
314
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,057
- I hate you.
315
00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:11,355
- I know.
316
00:21:13,221 --> 00:21:15,888
(siren wailing)
317
00:21:36,314 --> 00:21:38,897
(birds cooing)
318
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,685
(doors slamming)
319
00:21:48,719 --> 00:21:51,386
(siren wailing)
320
00:22:06,078 --> 00:22:08,519
(dark foreboding music)
321
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,530
- It's not real.
322
00:22:13,483 --> 00:22:14,650
It's not real.
323
00:22:18,235 --> 00:22:19,535
It's not real.
324
00:22:19,536 --> 00:22:22,203
(siren wailing)
325
00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:29,868
- It's fucking real, Jade.
326
00:22:33,577 --> 00:22:34,872
It's fucking real, Jade!
327
00:22:34,873 --> 00:22:36,623
It's so fucking real!
328
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:40,814
(paramedic wincing)
329
00:23:04,866 --> 00:23:07,533
(eerie howling)
330
00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:36,467
(birds chirping)
(flesh squishing)
331
00:23:38,052 --> 00:23:43,052
(axe chopping)
(leaves rustling)
332
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:59,059
(waves whooshing)
333
00:24:03,357 --> 00:24:08,357
(men chattering)
(eerie foreboding music)
334
00:24:14,812 --> 00:24:15,724
- Work it.
335
00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:20,657
Work it, girl. (shouts)
336
00:24:22,706 --> 00:24:26,039
(dark foreboding music)
337
00:24:37,848 --> 00:24:40,515
(man shrieking)
338
00:24:56,543 --> 00:25:00,030
(motorcycle engines roaring)
339
00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:04,281
(man speaking in foreign language)
340
00:25:15,106 --> 00:25:18,470
(woman speaking in foreign language)
341
00:25:18,471 --> 00:25:20,048
(man speaking in foreign language)
342
00:25:20,049 --> 00:25:24,466
(woman speaking in foreign language)
343
00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:28,666
(man speaking in foreign language)
344
00:25:28,667 --> 00:25:33,107
(woman speaking in foreign language)
345
00:25:33,108 --> 00:25:37,358
(man speaking in foreign language)
346
00:25:39,617 --> 00:25:43,237
(eerie foreboding music)
347
00:25:43,238 --> 00:25:45,017
(man speaking in foreign language)
348
00:25:45,018 --> 00:25:45,851
- Gorgeous.
349
00:25:45,851 --> 00:25:46,840
Look at your long, flowing hair.
350
00:25:46,841 --> 00:25:49,346
I love it, the natural
wind passing through it.
351
00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:50,180
Beautiful.
352
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:51,013
I love it, I love it.
353
00:25:51,013 --> 00:25:51,846
Yeah, keep it smiling.
354
00:25:51,846 --> 00:25:52,679
Keep it up, keep it up.
355
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,093
Yup, smiling, laughing. (chuckles)
356
00:25:56,094 --> 00:25:57,409
Ooh papi, you're so stupid.
357
00:25:57,410 --> 00:25:58,350
You know, all that stuff.
358
00:25:58,350 --> 00:25:59,307
Yeah, yeah, I love it.
359
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,300
That's good.
360
00:26:00,301 --> 00:26:01,489
Hey Darc, how do you say
361
00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:03,040
I think I'm in love in Spanish?
362
00:26:04,077 --> 00:26:06,407
(Darcy speaking in foreign language)
363
00:26:06,408 --> 00:26:08,257
(Harrison speaking in foreign language)
364
00:26:08,258 --> 00:26:10,617
(women chuckling)
365
00:26:10,618 --> 00:26:12,809
- You just called yourself a pig.
366
00:26:12,810 --> 00:26:14,969
- That'll make a
woman raise an eyebrow, Harry.
367
00:26:14,970 --> 00:26:15,970
- Yeah, I guess so.
368
00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:20,612
(Darcy grunting)
369
00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:21,613
You fuck.
370
00:26:23,830 --> 00:26:25,430
- You gentlemen hear the latest?
371
00:26:27,370 --> 00:26:28,439
My little brother Toby here
372
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,199
just literally told his
girlfriend to take a hike.
373
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,509
I mean literally, as in hitchhike
374
00:26:32,510 --> 00:26:34,373
and walk to the fucking airport.
375
00:26:35,738 --> 00:26:38,239
He fuckin' threw her out because
she wouldn't stop bitchin'.
376
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,459
You know, my mom, she used to joke
377
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:43,049
and call him a little retard
'cause she had him in the 50s.
378
00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:44,059
Well I'll tell you somethin'.
379
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,760
Yeah, he may be a little bit slow;
380
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,710
but much like us,
381
00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:50,052
he'll never let anybody put a
fuckin' leash around his neck.
382
00:26:50,053 --> 00:26:51,083
- Good for you.
383
00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:54,209
But seriously, your brother
says good things about you.
384
00:26:54,210 --> 00:26:56,929
The company could use some fresh blood.
385
00:26:56,930 --> 00:26:58,749
How'd you like to sub in for Harrison?
386
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:00,701
We're thinkin' of gettin' rid of him.
387
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,399
- Yeah, you might wanna wipe
that smirk off your face, pal.
388
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,689
Fisticuffs, huh?
389
00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:05,989
- Yeah, let's go, bro.
390
00:27:05,990 --> 00:27:09,346
I like it.
391
00:27:09,347 --> 00:27:12,097
(wind whooshing)
392
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,400
- You're pathetic.
393
00:27:15,310 --> 00:27:17,933
He's treating you like
trash and cheating on you.
394
00:27:18,790 --> 00:27:19,793
Everyone knows it.
395
00:27:20,770 --> 00:27:22,143
- It's just a stupid kiss.
396
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:26,539
Barely counts as cheating, I don't care.
397
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:28,509
- Oh, but you do care.
398
00:27:28,510 --> 00:27:30,357
That's all you think about.
399
00:27:31,533 --> 00:27:32,623
It's in your DNA.
400
00:27:33,660 --> 00:27:35,279
And in every single one
401
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,133
of our family's psychiatrist reports,
402
00:27:38,661 --> 00:27:40,533
what did the good doctor call it?
403
00:27:41,867 --> 00:27:45,619
Oh yeah, morbidly distrustful.
404
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,530
- You're just projecting
405
00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:49,149
your own self-blame and fears onto me.
406
00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:50,150
I don't care.
407
00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:56,560
- Whatever helps you get
out of bed in the morning.
408
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,181
(waves whooshing)
409
00:28:18,328 --> 00:28:23,328
(glass shattering)
(Toby shouting)
410
00:28:23,879 --> 00:28:27,212
(dark foreboding music)
411
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,559
- Hey, have you seen Toby?
412
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,653
- Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby.
413
00:29:39,770 --> 00:29:40,870
Yeah, he's a cool guy.
414
00:29:41,930 --> 00:29:43,399
Not cool enough to lend you a few bucks
415
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,500
to get to the airport.
416
00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,519
- Why don't you stick around?
417
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,319
You're much better off
out here with us anyway.
418
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,753
- You know, I'm gonna
actually prefer to walk.
419
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,339
Get hit by a car while I'm at it.
420
00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:00,403
But thank you so much for the offer.
421
00:30:02,876 --> 00:30:07,269
- (laughs maniacally) Okay muchachos,
422
00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:09,719
who wants to go to town
and hit up the bars, huh?
423
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,899
- I think the girls and I
424
00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:13,121
are gonna stick around
a little while longer.
425
00:30:13,122 --> 00:30:14,637
- Ooh, you lucky guapas.
426
00:30:16,870 --> 00:30:18,523
Darcy, Harrison, vamonos.
427
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,033
- Yeah, let's do it.
428
00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:26,217
(man vocalizing)
429
00:30:26,218 --> 00:30:30,593
(woman speaking in foreign language)
430
00:30:30,594 --> 00:30:34,844
(man speaking in foreign language)
431
00:30:38,902 --> 00:30:43,319
(woman speaking in foreign language)
432
00:30:47,803 --> 00:30:52,053
(man speaking in foreign language)
433
00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:03,230
(woman speaking in foreign language)
434
00:31:04,411 --> 00:31:06,029
(birds chirping)
435
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,329
- To be honest, they're
sayin' it really feels
436
00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:10,999
like you're goin' Vin Diesel
on us right about now.
437
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,129
- No, bro.
438
00:31:12,130 --> 00:31:15,249
Look, this is basic courtesy, right?
439
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:18,302
I mean who brought them
back in the first place?
440
00:31:18,303 --> 00:31:19,136
Me.
441
00:31:19,136 --> 00:31:19,969
- No, come on.
442
00:31:19,969 --> 00:31:20,802
You're sayin' there should be ground rules
443
00:31:20,802 --> 00:31:21,635
of finders keepers?
444
00:31:21,636 --> 00:31:22,894
- Yes, that's exactly
what I'm talkin' about.
445
00:31:22,895 --> 00:31:25,069
- Cute. (chuckles)
446
00:31:25,070 --> 00:31:26,499
- Anyway in that case,
447
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,705
I got the petite one, okay?
448
00:31:28,706 --> 00:31:32,039
(dark foreboding music)
449
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,079
- Are we really
gonna fuckin' do this again
450
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,080
right now?
451
00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,899
- If jealousy was a superpower,
452
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:42,450
there'd be a whole comic
book collection about you.
453
00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:45,846
- That's just
being a shitty person.
454
00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:49,553
It's fuckin' delusional.
455
00:31:49,554 --> 00:31:50,510
- Yeah, he's a cool guy.
456
00:31:50,511 --> 00:31:51,979
Not cool enough to lend you a few bucks
457
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:53,080
to get to the airport.
458
00:31:58,410 --> 00:32:01,659
- You end up acting like
this jealous fucking psycho.
459
00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:04,603
Look, I love you and
everything, but you're fucked.
460
00:32:09,807 --> 00:32:12,640
(woman shrieking)
461
00:32:23,266 --> 00:32:26,099
(waves whooshing)
462
00:32:30,535 --> 00:32:32,854
(leaves rustling)
463
00:32:32,855 --> 00:32:35,605
(birds chirping)
464
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,429
- Seriously guys, what
does Wes have that I don't?
465
00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:45,449
- 'Bout a foot and a half this way
466
00:32:45,450 --> 00:32:47,974
and about 80 pounds of muscle, bruh.
467
00:32:47,975 --> 00:32:49,286
- Yeah, well keep talkin' like this,
468
00:32:49,287 --> 00:32:51,937
I'm gonna shove a foot and
a half up both your asses.
469
00:32:52,979 --> 00:32:54,547
Yeah, that's right.
470
00:32:54,548 --> 00:32:59,548
(both chuckling)
(dark foreboding music)
471
00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:08,810
- Hi.
472
00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:09,810
- Hey.
473
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,023
- Wait, I know you.
474
00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:13,023
We met before.
475
00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:15,469
You're Toby Hunter's girl, right?
476
00:33:15,470 --> 00:33:16,470
- Was.
477
00:33:17,168 --> 00:33:19,213
You're Tanya's boyfriend.
478
00:33:20,370 --> 00:33:22,133
- Yeah, I don't know.
479
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,285
Maybe breakups are contagious around here.
480
00:33:26,286 --> 00:33:28,319
(branches snapping)
481
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,320
Where are you goin'?
482
00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:32,260
- Hitchhiking to the airport.
483
00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:35,739
- You're what, seriously?
484
00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:36,740
- Yeah.
485
00:33:38,590 --> 00:33:40,539
- You know that's like 400 miles away.
486
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:41,540
- Yup.
487
00:33:42,550 --> 00:33:44,369
- The ferry
doesn't leave 'til 8 a.m.
488
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,370
- Yup.
489
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:49,233
- Wait a minute.
490
00:33:51,970 --> 00:33:52,970
Hey, wait up.
491
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:55,910
Hey, wait, wait.
492
00:33:55,911 --> 00:33:57,269
I'll come with you.
493
00:33:57,270 --> 00:33:58,103
We'll go in the morning.
494
00:33:58,104 --> 00:33:59,136
We'll get the ferry,
495
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:00,777
but let's go back to the mansion for now.
496
00:34:01,261 --> 00:34:03,406
- That's very lovely of
you, but no thank you.
497
00:34:03,407 --> 00:34:04,479
- C'mon.
- I appreciate you
498
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,029
tryin' to help and everything,
499
00:34:06,030 --> 00:34:07,269
but you are so much better off
500
00:34:07,270 --> 00:34:10,409
just tryin' to patch things up with Tanya
501
00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:13,729
than spending it with me, so enjoy.
502
00:34:13,730 --> 00:34:15,133
- Why, what's wrong with you?
503
00:34:16,230 --> 00:34:18,480
Are you into roadkill
taxidermy or something?
504
00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:24,853
Do you eat your own
skin, chew your toenails?
505
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,040
That's okay.
506
00:34:29,732 --> 00:34:30,774
(Jade sighing)
507
00:34:30,775 --> 00:34:33,092
(dark foreboding music)
508
00:34:33,093 --> 00:34:33,970
- Guys, I'm Jane Goodall right here.
509
00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:35,963
- This is the coolest thing.
510
00:34:37,253 --> 00:34:39,609
- Look at how
he catches it, no problem.
511
00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:41,039
He looks like Jerry Rice.
512
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,187
- Oh god, fuck.
513
00:34:42,188 --> 00:34:43,050
(monkey screeching)
514
00:34:43,051 --> 00:34:44,400
- Oh my god, this is great.
515
00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:47,380
- Hey.
516
00:34:52,233 --> 00:34:53,679
(eerie foreboding music)
(sap trickling)
517
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,209
Goddamn, look how close we are.
518
00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:57,939
- I actually just launch
it right into him.
519
00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:58,940
You want it?
520
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,902
- Little fuck, oh shit.
521
00:35:02,903 --> 00:35:04,039
- Hey, you're good.
522
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:04,970
You gotta relax.
523
00:35:04,971 --> 00:35:06,343
This is the best.
524
00:35:06,344 --> 00:35:10,123
- It's so good.
- This is the coolest thing.
525
00:35:10,124 --> 00:35:14,124
- We're surrounded
by monkeys right now.
526
00:35:19,807 --> 00:35:24,807
(radio chattering)
(birds chirping)
527
00:35:38,661 --> 00:35:42,078
(eerie foreboding music)
528
00:35:56,510 --> 00:35:58,146
- You guys look amazing.
529
00:35:58,147 --> 00:35:59,069
- What're you doin'?
530
00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:00,330
- What do you mean?
531
00:36:00,331 --> 00:36:01,364
I'm filming.
532
00:36:01,365 --> 00:36:03,659
What you guys, you camera shy or what?
533
00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:04,919
As Roosevelt once said...
534
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,929
- Oh no, fuck off with
your fucking quotes.
535
00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:08,840
- Don't throw anything.
536
00:36:08,841 --> 00:36:10,599
Dude, just hear me out for one second.
537
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,849
All right, guys?
538
00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:13,666
As Franklin Roosevelt once said,
539
00:36:13,667 --> 00:36:16,016
"There's a better life and a better world
540
00:36:16,017 --> 00:36:18,699
"beyond the horizon."
541
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:21,669
Now three of us, we've known
this for a very long time now
542
00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:26,379
and to this day, we never
cease to expand our horizons.
543
00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:30,719
And I'm proud of us and I'm
immortalizing the moment,
544
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,174
so shut up.
545
00:36:32,175 --> 00:36:34,242
- All right, you bring up a good point.
546
00:36:34,243 --> 00:36:35,659
I am proud of you.
547
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:36,660
I'm proud of us.
548
00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:40,509
But we gotta do somethin'
about Harry's shirt.
549
00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:41,343
- Yeah.
550
00:36:41,344 --> 00:36:43,149
Oh good, I thought I was the only one.
551
00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:46,119
- No, this reflects poorly on us.
552
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,739
- Wow, you guys just been saving this up
553
00:36:47,740 --> 00:36:48,573
the whole time, huh?
554
00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:49,939
- Dude, turn it
inside out or something.
555
00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:52,007
- I think you need a few
more holes in that thing.
556
00:36:52,008 --> 00:36:53,284
(Darcy laughing)
557
00:36:53,285 --> 00:36:55,849
- Bro, the chicks dig the holes, man.
558
00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:57,309
It makes it look like I got shot.
559
00:36:57,310 --> 00:36:58,753
- Ooh, you're a hero.
560
00:36:58,754 --> 00:37:01,459
(Toby laughing)
561
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:02,759
- You guys are funny, man.
562
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,750
- Peter Pan's in.
- Yeah, yeah.
563
00:37:03,751 --> 00:37:04,959
- He'd look so hot right now.
564
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,840
- Bring it back.
565
00:37:05,841 --> 00:37:07,029
- Come down off
this rock and say that to me.
566
00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:08,469
- Yeah, no I'm comin'.
567
00:37:08,470 --> 00:37:09,720
Always with the fighting.
568
00:37:10,690 --> 00:37:11,720
- The fuck was that?
569
00:37:14,090 --> 00:37:17,590
(soft intriguiging music)
570
00:37:40,261 --> 00:37:41,428
- Guys, c'mon.
571
00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,015
Let's go.
572
00:37:44,016 --> 00:37:45,015
Enough games, all right?
573
00:37:45,016 --> 00:37:48,348
(soft intriguing music)
574
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,483
Guys, come on!
575
00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:09,829
- All I know is that
it doesn't matter where I am,
576
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:12,489
what I'm doing or who I'm with.
577
00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:17,319
You end up being this
jealous fuckin' psycho.
578
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,219
- If jealousy was a superpower,
579
00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:22,563
there'd be a whole comic
book collection about you.
580
00:38:22,564 --> 00:38:24,069
- Mommy?
581
00:38:24,070 --> 00:38:25,759
- Yeah, I get it.
582
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,849
You had a shitty childhood.
583
00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:30,066
Now that you call yourself a young adult.
584
00:38:30,067 --> 00:38:31,184
- Mommy.
585
00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:32,018
- And I don't understand
586
00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:35,099
why I need to continuously
apologize for that to you
587
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:37,631
and how you can just lay
blame on everybody else
588
00:38:37,632 --> 00:38:39,929
for your own insecurities, okay?
589
00:38:39,930 --> 00:38:42,027
That's just being a shitty person.
590
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,172
- I love you, mommy.
591
00:38:43,173 --> 00:38:46,506
(soft foreboding music)
592
00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:49,170
I love you, mommy.
593
00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:52,919
(gun blasting)
594
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,483
- It's fuckin' delusional.
595
00:38:54,484 --> 00:38:57,234
- I love you, daddy.
596
00:38:58,918 --> 00:39:01,177
(young Jade speaking faintly)
597
00:39:01,178 --> 00:39:03,928
(birds chirping)
598
00:39:07,113 --> 00:39:10,705
- Hitchhike, fuckin'
walk for all I care.
599
00:39:10,706 --> 00:39:13,269
(young Jade muttering)
600
00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:15,009
- Hey guys, that's far enough!
601
00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:16,010
Let's go!
602
00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:20,643
We're wasting valuable time here, guys.
603
00:39:21,569 --> 00:39:24,319
(birds chirping)
604
00:39:33,601 --> 00:39:37,018
(eerie foreboding music)
605
00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:43,459
- Jade, I love you.
606
00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:44,460
I do,
607
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:46,960
but you're fucked.
608
00:39:52,778 --> 00:39:55,155
(gun cocking)
609
00:39:55,156 --> 00:39:57,845
(gun blasting)
610
00:39:57,846 --> 00:40:01,179
(dark foreboding music)
611
00:40:03,684 --> 00:40:07,569
- Look at this, guys.
- Guys, I think I'm in love.
612
00:40:07,570 --> 00:40:09,939
- Bruh, it's like the
third time in three hours.
613
00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:11,329
- Well we still got all night.
614
00:40:11,330 --> 00:40:13,099
- Yeah and I'm recruitin' mode, fellas.
615
00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:14,222
No rest for the wicked, all right?
616
00:40:14,223 --> 00:40:15,313
Just take some notes.
617
00:40:16,919 --> 00:40:19,669
(wind whooshing)
618
00:40:54,670 --> 00:40:56,620
- You're a fucking cunt, Jade.
619
00:40:57,660 --> 00:40:58,760
Just like your mother.
620
00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:01,996
I despised you when you were 12
621
00:41:01,997 --> 00:41:06,049
and now the mere sight of
your ugly freckled face
622
00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:07,163
makes me wanna puke.
623
00:41:08,105 --> 00:41:10,855
(wind whooshing)
624
00:41:21,765 --> 00:41:24,515
(birds chirping)
625
00:41:25,390 --> 00:41:26,531
- Hi.
626
00:41:26,532 --> 00:41:28,319
- Hey.
627
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,320
- Wait, I know you.
628
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,153
We met before.
629
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,759
You're Toby Hunter's girl, right?
630
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,949
I guess my deep flirt secret
631
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:36,246
is my life is not that interesting.
632
00:41:36,247 --> 00:41:40,103
I like to work, I like to travel a lot.
633
00:41:40,968 --> 00:41:41,968
- Where do you work?
634
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:45,169
- I'm part owner of a
window washing business.
635
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:49,039
I bought it from the
old man we worked for,
636
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,619
me and my partner.
637
00:41:50,620 --> 00:41:51,919
His sons didn't want it,
638
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,020
so he made us an offer we couldn't refuse.
639
00:41:56,090 --> 00:41:57,090
- That's awesome.
640
00:41:58,590 --> 00:41:59,590
- Yeah?
641
00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:02,189
Thank you.
642
00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:03,949
- Yeah, you're own boss.
643
00:42:03,950 --> 00:42:06,329
That's what we all want.
- Exactly.
644
00:42:06,330 --> 00:42:07,633
Tanya thinks I'm so lame.
645
00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:12,632
- Tanya works for people who tell her
646
00:42:12,633 --> 00:42:15,769
how much to eat and what to wear.
647
00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,259
I don't think she has much room to talk.
648
00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:19,760
- So you're not a
fan of models, I take it.
649
00:42:20,617 --> 00:42:22,371
- They're not in my top 10.
650
00:42:22,372 --> 00:42:25,122
(birds chirping)
651
00:42:34,397 --> 00:42:35,397
- Mike?
652
00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:50,023
- So go on, what
are you so fucked up about?
653
00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:54,270
You can tell me.
654
00:43:02,310 --> 00:43:07,033
- I think I killed my
father and now he haunts me.
655
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,520
- Really?
656
00:43:15,690 --> 00:43:16,690
- Yup.
- Why?
657
00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:18,377
I'm sorry.
658
00:43:20,570 --> 00:43:21,430
- It was a long time ago.
659
00:43:21,431 --> 00:43:23,023
I don't really remember.
660
00:43:24,812 --> 00:43:26,236
I was just a kid.
661
00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:28,163
- That's a lot.
662
00:43:28,164 --> 00:43:31,664
- (chuckles) Yeah.
663
00:43:33,140 --> 00:43:34,633
- Do you wanna know what I think?
664
00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:37,140
- Sure.
665
00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:41,733
- I think you need to find
a way to forgive yourself.
666
00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:44,539
You were just a little
kid when it happened,
667
00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:47,180
so it's not your fault.
668
00:43:49,837 --> 00:43:52,287
- You sure you're in the
window washing business?
669
00:43:54,179 --> 00:43:55,179
- Yeah.
670
00:43:57,048 --> 00:43:58,129
But I also think that you can learn
671
00:43:58,130 --> 00:43:59,380
something from everybody,
672
00:44:01,317 --> 00:44:04,993
everybody who passes through your life,
673
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:07,743
even a lowly window washer.
674
00:44:10,852 --> 00:44:12,304
- That's a load of crap.
675
00:44:12,305 --> 00:44:13,305
- Yeah?
676
00:44:14,268 --> 00:44:15,101
Yeah, maybe.
677
00:44:15,102 --> 00:44:16,675
It's a good line though, right?
678
00:44:16,676 --> 00:44:18,689
- (chuckles) It's a great line.
679
00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:19,979
Nailed it.
680
00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:22,730
(birds chirping)
681
00:44:23,930 --> 00:44:25,209
- Guys, I'm Jane Goodall right here.
682
00:44:25,210 --> 00:44:27,193
- This is the coolest thing.
683
00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:31,265
- Peter Pan's in.
- Yeah, yeah.
684
00:44:31,266 --> 00:44:32,629
- It's so hot right now.
- Bring it back.
685
00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:34,009
- Come down off
this rock and say that to me.
686
00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:34,997
- Yeah, no I'm comin'.
687
00:44:34,998 --> 00:44:37,749
(birds chirping)
(soft foreboding music)
688
00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:39,000
- Guys, c'mon.
689
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,539
Let's go.
690
00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:42,740
Enough games, all right?
691
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,209
Hey guys, that's far enough!
692
00:44:49,210 --> 00:44:50,210
Let's go!
693
00:44:54,632 --> 00:44:55,632
- Harrison!
694
00:44:57,049 --> 00:44:58,049
Harrison.
695
00:45:00,650 --> 00:45:01,650
Harry!
696
00:45:19,034 --> 00:45:24,034
(gun blasting)
(dark intriguing music)
697
00:45:28,305 --> 00:45:31,606
(wind whooshing)
698
00:45:31,607 --> 00:45:33,333
- See, that was the wrong choice.
699
00:45:50,531 --> 00:45:53,281
(birds chirping)
700
00:46:33,072 --> 00:46:36,655
(intense foreboding music)
701
00:47:04,390 --> 00:47:06,429
- It's over, Jade.
702
00:47:06,430 --> 00:47:08,080
But that's exactly what you want.
703
00:47:09,721 --> 00:47:14,721
You want to die. (chuckles)
704
00:47:15,722 --> 00:47:18,472
(birds chirping)
705
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,879
- Let's call the cops.
706
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:28,713
- Really?
707
00:47:28,714 --> 00:47:30,439
Again, we're not callin' the cops.
708
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,619
- I don't see another option.
709
00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:32,859
- Really?
710
00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:34,399
You don't see another fucking option.
711
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,219
Darcy, how do you think
this is gonna play out?
712
00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:37,210
The cops are gonna show up,
713
00:47:37,211 --> 00:47:39,059
they're gonna find half a
million dollars worth of candy.
714
00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:40,669
What, we're all then just gonna high five?
715
00:47:40,670 --> 00:47:41,503
You know, snort a few lines
716
00:47:41,504 --> 00:47:43,029
and then they're gonna help us Harrison?
717
00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:43,863
- What's your suggestion:
718
00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:46,029
We stop lookin' and hope
Harrison shows up in the morning?
719
00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,030
- Yes.
720
00:47:48,143 --> 00:47:48,976
Fuck.
721
00:47:48,976 --> 00:47:49,809
- You know, I really wanna be there
722
00:47:49,810 --> 00:47:51,963
when Carmen dry fucks
your ass with a cactus.
723
00:47:55,631 --> 00:47:58,209
(both breathing heavily)
724
00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:03,210
(dark foreboding music)
(waves whooshing)
725
00:48:21,782 --> 00:48:25,307
- Shit!
- (shrieks) Go.
726
00:48:25,308 --> 00:48:28,141
(leaves rustling)
727
00:48:37,610 --> 00:48:41,027
(eerie foreboding music)
728
00:48:59,540 --> 00:49:02,957
(both breathing heavily)
729
00:49:04,782 --> 00:49:05,865
- Okay, okay.
730
00:49:41,554 --> 00:49:44,387
(eerie shrieking)
731
00:50:32,011 --> 00:50:37,011
(man wincing)
(dark foreboding music)
732
00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:04,893
(man shrieking)
733
00:51:15,138 --> 00:51:17,721
(axe chopping)
734
00:51:19,342 --> 00:51:22,675
(soft intriguing music)
735
00:51:35,422 --> 00:51:36,422
- Help!
736
00:51:37,801 --> 00:51:39,519
Help. (winces)
737
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:44,520
Mike. (breathes heavily)
738
00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,873
- Dude, what is goin' on here?
739
00:51:49,414 --> 00:51:50,581
What the fuck?
740
00:51:52,961 --> 00:51:56,294
(dark foreboding music)
741
00:52:33,022 --> 00:52:34,022
What the?
742
00:52:35,030 --> 00:52:38,363
(dark foreboding music)
743
00:52:47,246 --> 00:52:48,246
Fuck!
744
00:53:04,324 --> 00:53:08,709
(birds chirping)
(eerie foreboding music)
745
00:53:08,710 --> 00:53:11,543
(waves whooshing)
746
00:53:45,611 --> 00:53:47,561
(grunts) You gentlemen hear the latest?
747
00:53:49,340 --> 00:53:50,409
My little brother Toby here
748
00:53:50,410 --> 00:53:53,159
just literally told his
girlfriend to take a hike.
749
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:54,239
I mean literally,
750
00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:57,439
as in hitchhike and walk
to the fucking airport.
751
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,239
He fuckin' threw her out because
she wouldn't stop bitching.
752
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,449
You know, my mom, she used to joke
753
00:54:02,450 --> 00:54:05,019
and call him a little retard
'cause she had him in the 50s.
754
00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:06,029
Well I'll tell ya somethin':
755
00:54:06,030 --> 00:54:07,730
Yeah, he may be a little bit slow.
756
00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:09,740
But much like us,
757
00:54:09,741 --> 00:54:12,293
he'll never let anybody put a
fuckin' leash around his neck.
758
00:54:15,203 --> 00:54:18,620
(eerie foreboding music)
759
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:22,773
- Hey, have you seen Toby?
760
00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:27,223
- Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby.
761
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,260
Yeah, he's a cool guy.
762
00:54:31,290 --> 00:54:32,759
Not cool enough to lend you a few bucks
763
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,860
to get to the airport.
764
00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:36,899
Why don't you stick around?
765
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:39,679
You're much better off
out here with us anyway.
766
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,153
- You know, I'm gonna
have to prefer to walk.
767
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,709
Get hit by a car while I'm at it.
768
00:54:47,710 --> 00:54:49,763
But thank you so much for the offer.
769
00:54:51,688 --> 00:54:56,629
- (laughs
hysterically) Okay muchachos,
770
00:54:56,630 --> 00:54:59,069
who wants to go to town
and hit up the bars, huh?
771
00:54:59,070 --> 00:55:00,759
- I think the girls
are gonna stick around
772
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:01,860
a little while longer.
773
00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:04,801
- Ooh, you lucky guapas.
774
00:55:06,319 --> 00:55:11,319
(dark foreboding music)
(waves whooshing)
775
00:55:22,799 --> 00:55:27,799
(Howard chuckling maniacally)
(birds chirping)
776
00:55:50,645 --> 00:55:54,062
(Jade breathing heavily)
777
00:55:58,079 --> 00:56:00,286
- (shrieks) Go.
778
00:56:00,287 --> 00:56:02,897
(intense foreboding music)
779
00:56:02,898 --> 00:56:03,898
Stop!
780
00:56:07,523 --> 00:56:08,356
No.
781
00:56:08,357 --> 00:56:12,548
No, no. (shrieks)
(fist pounding)
782
00:56:12,549 --> 00:56:13,549
No!
783
00:56:17,256 --> 00:56:20,589
(dark intriguing music)
784
00:56:25,873 --> 00:56:29,290
(both breathing heavily)
785
00:56:31,628 --> 00:56:34,378
- (winces) Help.
786
00:56:57,607 --> 00:56:59,857
- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
- Go.
787
00:57:05,261 --> 00:57:06,261
- C'mon.
788
00:58:00,258 --> 00:58:02,758
(man wincing)
789
00:58:52,613 --> 00:58:54,113
- Let's go.
790
00:59:00,725 --> 00:59:04,308
(ambulance engine roaring)
791
00:59:22,577 --> 00:59:25,577
(ambulance bashing)
792
00:59:26,802 --> 00:59:27,635
- Goddammit.
793
00:59:27,635 --> 00:59:28,468
Goddammit.
794
00:59:28,468 --> 00:59:29,301
- Why'd you stop?
795
00:59:29,302 --> 00:59:30,675
Don't, Mike, Mike, Mike.
796
00:59:30,676 --> 00:59:31,676
Stop!
797
00:59:34,017 --> 00:59:37,363
(gun blasting)
798
00:59:37,364 --> 00:59:40,697
(dark foreboding music)
799
00:59:42,302 --> 00:59:43,594
Mike?
800
00:59:43,595 --> 00:59:44,718
Mike.
801
00:59:44,719 --> 00:59:45,552
Mike!
802
00:59:45,553 --> 00:59:48,885
(dark foreboding music)
803
00:59:54,547 --> 00:59:55,547
Stop.
804
01:00:06,830 --> 01:00:09,413
(dogs barking)
805
01:00:10,485 --> 01:00:13,902
(Jade breathing heavily)
806
01:00:19,899 --> 01:00:22,649
(birds chirping)
807
01:00:50,256 --> 01:00:52,923
(Jade coughing)
808
01:00:54,790 --> 01:00:57,623
(chains rattling)
809
01:01:13,513 --> 01:01:16,013
(dog barking)
810
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:20,240
- Let's talk.
811
01:01:21,020 --> 01:01:22,089
- Let's not, Howard.
812
01:01:22,090 --> 01:01:23,090
Please.
813
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,633
- You're gonna call me dad, not Howard.
814
01:01:29,550 --> 01:01:30,583
And yes, now.
815
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,225
You'll do whatever I tell
you to do until you die.
816
01:01:34,226 --> 01:01:36,853
- (breathes heavily) Is
that really what you want?
817
01:01:39,020 --> 01:01:40,020
- Yeah.
818
01:01:41,450 --> 01:01:44,549
- I'm your daughter, doesn't
that mean anything to you?
819
01:01:44,550 --> 01:01:46,560
- It did, but not anymore.
820
01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:49,459
I'm done crying.
821
01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:52,629
Now all I want is for
you to know how it feels.
822
01:01:52,630 --> 01:01:55,783
(pipes clanking)
823
01:01:55,784 --> 01:01:58,617
(chains rattling)
824
01:02:00,030 --> 01:02:01,580
They're fucking with you, Jade.
825
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,627
They wanna traumatize you.
826
01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:12,805
Bottom line: We all want you dead.
827
01:02:12,806 --> 01:02:15,723
(eerie screeching)
828
01:02:22,876 --> 01:02:25,626
(eerie clinking)
829
01:02:56,183 --> 01:02:59,386
(Jade breathing heavily)
830
01:02:59,387 --> 01:03:01,213
You never apologized.
831
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:03,793
You could've saved me.
832
01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:05,780
- I was 12.
833
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,380
- You knew exactly what she was up to.
834
01:03:11,936 --> 01:03:13,154
- No, I didn't.
835
01:03:13,155 --> 01:03:15,625
And even if I did, what could I have done?
836
01:03:15,626 --> 01:03:18,743
(eerie scratching)
(Jade gasping)
837
01:03:18,744 --> 01:03:19,744
- Run, Jade.
838
01:03:22,053 --> 01:03:24,803
(motor rumbling)
839
01:03:30,210 --> 01:03:35,210
(birds chirping)
(ambulance engine roaring)
840
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:39,948
(man breathing heavily)
841
01:03:39,949 --> 01:03:42,449
(man wincing)
842
01:03:45,363 --> 01:03:48,280
(gravel crunching)
843
01:03:56,303 --> 01:03:58,803
(man wincing)
844
01:04:21,901 --> 01:04:24,734
(chains rattling)
845
01:04:52,618 --> 01:04:55,079
(twig snapping)
846
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,747
(twig clanking)
847
01:05:00,666 --> 01:05:03,583
(eerie screeching)
848
01:05:04,887 --> 01:05:07,637
(eerie clinking)
849
01:05:17,237 --> 01:05:22,237
(birds chirping)
(Zumas cooing)
850
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:47,620
Second she closed that door,
you should've said something.
851
01:05:59,379 --> 01:06:00,379
"Mommy?
852
01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:06,386
"Mommy, why'd you close the garage door?
853
01:06:06,387 --> 01:06:07,916
"The engine's still running.
854
01:06:07,917 --> 01:06:09,477
"Daddy's gonna die."
855
01:06:18,992 --> 01:06:19,992
Truth is
856
01:06:22,290 --> 01:06:24,423
I always knew she did it intentionally.
857
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:29,203
You couldn't do anything
because you were too weak.
858
01:06:31,510 --> 01:06:32,510
And guess what?
859
01:06:34,557 --> 01:06:35,724
You still are.
860
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,642
You're gonna die, Jade.
861
01:06:42,643 --> 01:06:43,726
Just like me.
862
01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:46,460
Finally.
863
01:06:46,461 --> 01:06:49,044
(loud banging)
864
01:06:53,089 --> 01:06:56,422
(dark intriguing music)
865
01:07:25,550 --> 01:07:30,550
(door squeaking)
(birds chirping)
866
01:07:30,781 --> 01:07:34,198
(Zuma breathing heavily)
867
01:07:38,803 --> 01:07:42,136
(dark foreboding music)
868
01:08:10,307 --> 01:08:12,746
(Jade shrieking)
(knife stabbing)
869
01:08:12,747 --> 01:08:17,747
(eerie screeching)
(birds chirping)
870
01:08:21,444 --> 01:08:26,444
(Jade shrieking)
(foot bashing)
871
01:08:26,750 --> 01:08:30,083
(dark foreboding music)
872
01:08:36,715 --> 01:08:41,715
(gun blasting)
(Jade wincing)
873
01:08:57,224 --> 01:09:02,224
(gun blasting)
(Jade coughing)
874
01:09:16,450 --> 01:09:19,783
(dark intriguing music)
875
01:09:29,214 --> 01:09:31,714
(man wincing)
876
01:09:35,539 --> 01:09:38,289
(birds chirping)
877
01:09:49,297 --> 01:09:52,630
(soft intriguing music)
878
01:10:53,596 --> 01:10:56,179
(gun blasting)
879
01:11:10,069 --> 01:11:11,069
I hate you.
880
01:11:12,020 --> 01:11:13,053
You're pathetic.
881
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,579
It's in your DNA.
882
01:11:16,580 --> 01:11:18,296
I despised you when you were 12.
883
01:11:18,297 --> 01:11:22,219
And now the mere sight of
your ugly freckled face
884
01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:23,333
makes me wanna puke.
885
01:11:25,271 --> 01:11:28,604
(dark foreboding music)
886
01:11:30,350 --> 01:11:31,569
- A friend of mine once asked me
887
01:11:31,570 --> 01:11:33,923
for relationship advice.
888
01:11:37,347 --> 01:11:39,247
"What's the best way to find closure?"
889
01:11:40,590 --> 01:11:43,090
Now there are three types
of people I really hate:
890
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:48,869
liars, cheaters and relationship experts
891
01:11:48,870 --> 01:11:52,457
who start every sentence
with, "Here's my advice."
892
01:11:53,420 --> 01:11:55,349
But now that I'm safe,
893
01:11:55,350 --> 01:11:57,039
I feel like I've earned my seat
894
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:59,783
on the here's-my-advice-about-life.
895
01:12:01,180 --> 01:12:03,219
I actually only have two things to say
896
01:12:03,220 --> 01:12:05,369
and both I've learnt from someone
897
01:12:05,370 --> 01:12:07,020
who could've been a great friend.
898
01:12:08,370 --> 01:12:11,519
One: I really think we can learn something
899
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:15,439
from absolutely everyone
that crosses our path,
900
01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:16,440
no exception.
901
01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:22,940
And two: Sometimes you
simply have no choice.
902
01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:26,079
You have to do whatever it takes
903
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,159
to get that annoying
boyfriend or that ghost
904
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:33,823
that's been forever haunting
you to shut the fuck up.
905
01:12:34,890 --> 01:12:38,223
(dark intriguing music)
906
01:13:30,478 --> 01:13:33,811
(soft foreboding music)
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