All language subtitles for DeMarcus.Family.Rules.S01E04.720p.NF.WEBRip.x264-GalaxyTV_Subtitles01.ENG

-Babe?
-Yes?

You're gonna be pooping rainbows

and pissing glitter here
for the next four weeks.

Babe, I'm gonna stuff one of these
whirly pops where it doesn't shine

if you don't start helping.
Do something here.

Where did you get those pants?

They show every nook and cranny
you've got.

-You're one to talk.
-Just hanging out in my robe.

I know, Hef.

-Hey, guys. This looks fun.
-[Jay] Don't you look nice.

Party over. Good job, Al.
Let's talk about this weekend, y'all.

Are you ready for Jackson?

-What are we doing?
-Mom's big award.

Oh, yeah. No, I-I totally--

I just had a momentary lapse there.

-It's this weekend.
-[Allison] The awards gala

for her award she's getting.

-Please don't tell her you forgot, Jay.
-No, I'm not gonna tell her I forgot.

There's been kind of a lot going on, guys.
And those pants are really distracting.

I don't think you should keep bending over
in front of him like that, though.

Ever since our dad passed away in 2016,

our mom has floated back and forth
between her place here in Nashville

and our hometown at Jackson, Tennessee.

Which is where she's being honored

by the West Tennessee
Healthcare Foundation.

It's a really big deal.

We can't wait to celebrate her.

And by "we," you mean "us,"

since Jay seems to have forgotten.

Because this event
was not about him getting an award.

Wait, is your mom already here,
or is she, um, in Jackson already?

She's in Jackson.

She's in Jackson, then she's in Nashville,
and five minutes later,

she's in Jackson again.

It really concerns me with your mom
driving back and forth so much

without at least telling you guys.

I totally agree.

Her health just hasn't been great
since she threw her back out.

I don't know. I feel like I want her
to be here most of the time.

But that's where her life is,
is in Jackson.

All of her friends,
everything she's involved in, this award.

The whole reason that she's getting this
is because she's done so much there,

-not because she's done anything here.
-You know what we should do?

-We should take the bus to Jackson.
-Why would we do that?

Why would we not do that?

I got a whole tour bus stocked,
bunks, beds, TVs.

No one has to drive.

We don't need to get on the bus,

so then we're all trapped
in one tiny confined spot.

-We can pile in there, have a good time.
-It's gonna take way too long.

-We won't have to take two cars.
-Dylan goes off the rails...

They won't be stuffed full of bags.

...every time he gets on a bus.

This is gonna be a good thing.
It's a two-hour trip.

Let's do this. It's gonna be great, guys.

Amy, it's good to see you.
You look great in that shirt.

I don't understand how it's sewn,
but it looks great.

♪ Crank up the jam
'Cause we're going downtown ♪

♪ There's a party in the parking lot ♪

♪ Crank up the jam ♪

[air brakes hiss]

[Jay] Come on, guys.

[Allison] We're here.

Babe, I don't think
that this is gonna be all that fun.

Yeah, it's gonna be great.

-Why do we have to take the bus?
-Look how excited the kids are.

-[Dylan yelling]
-Can you try to put on a happy face?

Mommy, I need a blankie!

-I'll get you a blanket.
-[Jay] Good grief.

[Dylan] Mommy! Where's my iPad?

I don't know why everybody
has to yell everything.

I mean, a typical DeMarcus road trip
is very hectic.

There's a lot going on.
The kids are never satisfied.

Allison is... cranky at best.

Uh, I try to keep to myself
and keep everybody calmed down,

and I do, uh, the best I can
to be the glue in the family, uh...

familiar, um... familial, uh...
structure, there.

Try to be the glue,
keep everybody grounded and together.

Babe, do these go up top?
Are these essentials?

-Everything's--
-[Dylan yells]

-I'm asking-- Dylan!
-Yes.

Those are essentials.
Everything is an essential.

-These are all essentials?
-Everything's an essential.

-Madeline! Dylan!
-[Dylan] Yay!

-[Dylan yelling]
-[Jay] Hey, y'all. What's going on?

-[Dylan] Come on!
-Is this an essential, too?

-[Ava] Okay.
-Yes, that's an essential.

-Are they all gonna be essentials?
-Yeah.

Packed for a world trip, y'all.

[Jay] Guys, we're going for a few days.

-Everybody on the bus, all the way.
-We would already be halfway to Jackson,

if we didn't have to stop...

-That's what I said.
-...unload the car.

[Madeline] I don't wanna do this!

-[Dylan] It's heavy!
-[Madeline] Bye!

[Allison] I love our family,

but we don't need to be
this close to each other

for that long of a period of time.

[Jay] ♪ Hey now, gather round
Lookie here ♪

Listen to me. This is gonna be fun, okay?

I just want you guys
to go on one trip with me

-where we can all be together, okay?
-[James] I'm ready.

-[Jay] Who wants something to drink?
-[Amy] Me.

-[James] I do.
-[Jay] Okay.

See, how great is this, guys?

-This is the way to roll, my man.
-[Jay] This is the way to roll, man.

Kids seem pretty happy and content.

We got a drink in our hands,

which we couldn't do
if we were driving, right?

-I mean...
-[James] Yeah, absolutely.

-Family time at its finest.
-I need to go number two!

-[Madeline] Daddy, I'm hungry.
-[Jay] We got plenty of snacks.

-Here's some tuna and crackers.
-[screams]

That is gonna smell up the whole bus.

Some sardines?

[mimics gagging]

Sardines are dead fish,
and their eyeballs are still on.

That's enough.

Got some prune juice here, too.
It'll keep you regular.

Hey, I got some Vienna sausages.

-What's a Vienna sausage?
-What in the world is Vienna sausages?

Like, who eats those?

Are they from Vienna?

Don't pull my shirt!

[screams]

You guys are gonna bump your head.
Somebody's gonna get hurt for real.

-[Amy] Uh-oh, there's a man down.
-Why did you do that?

-[Dylan cries]
-[Jay] See?

Mommy, I really gotta go potty!

-[Jay] Stop!
-[Maddie] I want food!

Stop, or somebody is going out the window!

[air brakes hiss]

[kids panting]

[Allison] Guys, wait. Wait!

Ugh!

[toilet flushes]

Ice cream!

Ice cream!

-All right, who pooted?
-[Amy] It's the dog.

[Madeline] I feel sick!

-I know. It's--
-[James] Oh, no.

I gotta tell you, I'm losing my mind.

I'm ready to just pop the door open,

tuck and roll on I-40
and hope for the best.

Wonder who mentioned that might happen.

[roars]

How much longer?

[kids yelling]

[Allison] Mama, all your decorations look
so sweet.

-Everything look so pretty.
-I love decorating for you all.

I was so excited.

Mom, you went for it, didn't you?

-Looks awesome.
-I did. It's been about--

Nothing's untouched.

-[Amy] How many Christmas trees are there?
-[Miss Jane] I think four.

[Amy] I thought we were gonna cut back
this year.

[Miss Jane] I did.
I usually put one up in your room

and I didn't put it up this year,
and I didn't put one up in my office.

Our mother is the only person
on the planet

that has full-scale decorations up
before Thanksgiving.

No matter the time of year,
Jane likes to deck those halls.

[Amy snickers]

Let's talk about this for a second.

-I see at least two ladders right here.
-Yeah.

-Yep.
-One, two. This one's a two-step,

this one's a four-step.

-What is all this right here?
-[Miss Jane] It's runway for the Cure.

I'm working on my tables.
I've got two tables.

That's wonderful, Mom,

but I thought
we weren't doing that this year.

Well, yes.
I'm their honorary chairperson.

Everybody's going to get a boa.

-Hope you can come.
-I had a boa like this for Halloween

-in 2003.
-[Amy] How many tables and gift bags?

Oh, my God, Mom! What is all this?

[Miss Jane] I love a red tree.

It reminds of a Las Vegas showgirl.

[Chris] How many showgirls
had to die for that topper?

About 25.

Mom, your high school reunion?

The reunion and I volunteered
to do decorations and help with the game.

Fifty-five years, South Side. Go Hawks!

-Go Hawks!
-Superstar.

It's really not good for her
to be spread this thin.

Who is still alive
for a high school reunion 55 years later?

They do a lot of reunions.

I don't even know if we've had one.

-You probably weren't invited.
-But I--

Oh, my God.

Hey, guys. Look at the tree.

-[James] Looks awesome.
-[Jay] I love it.

[James] That is a lot of red.

There's probably three other projects
that you haven't told me about,

-that are going on.
-[Miss Jane] Just one more.

And you're driving back and forth at night

-from Nashville to Jackson all the time.
-No.

Mom, you just got out of the hospital!

You were doing too much

and didn't make a smart decision,

and lifted a huge flower arrangement
and hurt your back.

I did.

I feel like Mom wants to be in Jackson.
She loves to be there.

And I feel like
she needs that independence

in order to stay young
and keep her mind active.

We have to think about
her physical limitations.

The older you get, the shorter you get,

and she already
cannot see over the steering wheel.

She will run off of the road on occasion.

She spends a lot of money on new tires.

-Let's just be smarter about this, guys.
-[Jay] Listen.

I don't know what y'all are doing
or what you're talking about--

-Trying to keep Mom out of the hospital.
-Let me tell you,

this is gonna be
a long three days for you.

I'm gonna go downtown for a bit.

-Are you going to the bar?
-I don't know where we're gonna go.

I'd like to go to the bar.

Amy and Allison, they love
to tell everybody what to do.

Experts at it.

You didn't pick that jacket out
by yourself.

There's no way you'd wear plum by choice.

That's tr-- That's true. [laughs]

[Jay] My point, exactly.

-Let's try to get our happy face on now.
-You need to be here helping.

-Bye-bye now.
-Don't leave me here with these people!

I don't know about you guys, but I'm happy
to be out of the house for a minute.

All that mess going on over there, just...

I'm always happy to get away
for a little while.

It's good when the girls
aren't on the bus.

I just feel like it's kind of hard
to make all of them happy.

You're making a valiant effort
and I appreciate it.

Boy, they sure seemed
to listen to Robert though.

They did and I miss that.

It's a buttload of stuff
to make these people happy.

-[James] Indeed it is.
-It is.

-You shouldn't say that word, by the way.
-Yeah.

Ever since Grandy has been gone,

it's like nobody can ever
just make a decision and it be okay.

Well, big shoes to fill, buddy.

[Jay] Our father-in-law, Robert,

was the textbook definition
of a patriarch.

Everybody looked to him
for all the answers.

And since he's passed,

that has left a huge hole
that has never really ever been filled.

You just need a big man to--
A big bearded man to fill it up for you.

I'm trying to be serious here, James.

[both laughing]

It's always hard to keep 'em happy, man.

And you've done everything that you can,

but sometimes with this family,
no good deed goes unpunished.

I won't stop trying to figure it out,

-but it's just tough.
-I know.

Where are we going?

We're gonna go up here and, uh, visit
a buddy of mine at the pawn shop. Todd.

What's a pawn shop?

A pawn shop is where people can take
things they own and get money for it,

if they need money to pay bills,
or they need cash.

What's a porn shop?

Uncle used to work at a porn shop.

[laughs]

[James] Oh, yeah.

-Yes.
-Cool.

-Hey!
-Hey, you doing okay?

-How you doing?
-Good to see you, man.

-Hey, how you doing?
-This is Dylan.

-Dylan, this is Daddy's friend, Mr. Todd.
-Hi, Dylan.

One of our favorite things to do

when we'd go back to Jackson is
go with Robert...

-Yeah.
-...to downtown to the pawn shop

to see our buddy Todd.

-Love Todd.
-He's got all kinds of things in there.

Now, Todd... he's an interesting guy
to say the least.

-This is Mia. This is Mia.
-Hi, buddy.

-This is Mia.
-[barks]

-You all right?
-Hey!

Scared you to death.

What's the shark up there?

That's a shark I caught in Hawaii.

I had it stuffed.

Look around, make yourself at home.

We got some chalk-line chalk,
pair of pliers.

-A nail gun.
-I wanna nail somebody.

You don't nail somebody.
You nail wood with it.

Oh.

-Put that away now.
-Mm. Yeah.

That-- That seems like a terrible thing
for you to have.

-Yeah. Let's go back over here.
-Let's...

-[Jay] Get him away from the power tools.
-Yeah.

This cuts grass, Dylan.
You've never seen one of these before.

I love this jacket. Where--?

That's perfect, man.

How's that look?

-Mm, looks good.
-Looks real good.

-You like it?
-Mr. Biker Man here. Check him out.

I've got something in the back
that if you like,

I'll throw the jacket in with it.

-I love that. Let's go see it.
-Come on, y'all.

[James] It's a treasure trove, up in here.

Whoa!

Oh, man.

-[James] Lord, have mercy.
-This is what I'm talking about here.

-This is amazing, dude.
-[James] That is sexy.

My dad was not that type of guy.

If he got on a motorcycle,
he would go like this.

In five seconds,
he would be in the emergency room.

-This is awesome.
-Yeah, it's sweet sitting right here.

You don't need this motorcycle.
You're gonna kill yourself on that.

What? I can ride a bike.

Okay, yeah, bicycle.

Keep it with the leather jacket,
and leave the motorcycle here.

I don't know, man.
This is pretty sweet.

-Let's talk.
-All right.

Let's go talk about it and figure it out.
I like that crossbow, too.

Put the crossbow
right on the side of the bike.

[James laughs]

Okay, now, you know
that's too big for right there, Chris.

[Chris] There's no such thing as too big.

Well, you know what,

let's just decorate it there
and then we can move it.

If it catches on fire,

it's not my responsibility
to call the fire department.

I don't have anything cooking
on that stove. I never cook.

Here, let's have a stocking here.

Stocking there. Stock--
Oh, look, I like these.

-Put that in there.
-That is hideous.

No, it's not. It's sparkly.

-Well, here, put a fairy up.
-Hi, Bobby.

-Bobby!
-[Amy] What are you doing here?

Fixing the toilet.

I thought you just fixed that, like,
last week.

I did, but something else
is wrong with it.

-It's always something.
-What else is not working around here?

The hydrant floors,
the floor in the gallery,

and we gotta put new vents up

because we got moisture problems
in the bathroom.

-[Amy] Is there mold?
-Yes, and we gotta fix the floor.

-We gotta repaint the bathroom.
-[Amy] That's gonna be a health hazard.

I think Mom hides stuff from me
because she knows

that I'm going to hold her accountable
for whatever's happening.

She's gonna do what she wants.

Correct.

But, Dad, he can't be here to say,

"Now, let's make a good decision
about this, honey."

So, I feel like I should be
the voice of reason in her ear.

I'm glad it's you and not me.

I got things to do.

-See you later.
-[Miss Jane] Bye, Bobby.

Listen, on top of all these
other projects,

-decorations, runway for the Cure...
-What is happening?

Why is Bobby running out of the house?

He just spilled the beans

about all kinds of stuff
that needs to be fixed in this house.

[Miss Jane] It's none of your business.

I don't think that's the issue, Mom.

-There's always something to be done.
-[Amy] He's trimming the door frame.

Isn't there something always wrong
at your house?

-There is but--
-Well?

-Mom.
-It's not any different.

Raise your hand if you try to move things
or get on a ladder without help.

-[Chris] She wears flats.
-I wear flats or my tennis shoes.

Y'all are wearing me out.

We're gonna have to take that outside.
I can't look at that in the kitchen.

What's wrong with it?

-[Miss Jane laughs]
-It's perfect.

Mom, I feel like we need
to change the shoe to this gold.

Okay. I've got to try it on.
If it's too high, I can't wear it.

Okay. Do we like these shoes
with my black dress?

[Miss Jane] Let me see.

They look awfully chunky.
Do you have anything slimmer?

Allison, you are so critical.

I just want to make sure that you feel
really good when you get there.

♪ Who's that man
Makin' spray tan ♪

-Oh, my God!
-[Chris vocalizing]

Oh, my God, Chris.

I feel like I'm about to see
all your bits and pieces right now.

Well, it'll be the best bits and pieces
you've had all day long.

Cheers to that.

Cheers, cheers.

[Allison] Mom, I think
that this is so beautiful.

I do, too. I love that color.

But I feel like, since they're decorating
everything in black, white, and red,

that we need to change it to your red.

-What?
-Well, Mom--

I've got my jewelry, I've got my handbag,
everything for that magenta color.

That's fine. We've got plenty
of handbags to choose from.

I feel like you look so pretty
in this red.

Well, what do you wanna do?
I mean, she doesn't have to decide.

-[Allison] We need to wear red tonight.
-Whose award show is this tonight?

[Allison] Well, it might be yours,

but I feel like
I need to be your personal stylist.

Jane, are you gonna let her tell you
what to wear?

[Allison] I'm just here to make sure
that she looks her best.

[Amy] Let her wear
what she wants, please.

Amy, this is her big night.

She's gonna be so upset,
and you know she will

-if we get home with the pictures...
-Exactly. Allison, exactly.

-...and she looks like she's clashing--
-Girls. Please.

-I wanna know if our mom likes it.
-[Allison] She loves it.

[slurps]

I'll wear the red.

You're right. You know more
about styling than your mother.

-Go ahead.
-[Amy] Why are you the one that decides

what everybody's wearing?

I've been telling her what to wear
for 20 years.

You can behave better than this.

[Miss Jane]
Y'all used to do this in high school.

[Amy] It doesn't matter.
I'm gonna get dressed.

[Allison] What about that hair?
You need to go in and get ready.

[Miss Jane] Girls, please.

[Allison] I gotta make sure
Wednesday Addams

-has got stuff straightened out.
-I don't need your approval.

[Allison]
It doesn't matter if you like it.

-What is wrong with the two of them?
-I don't know.

It's same old, same old.

Wearing their momma out.

[slurps]

-This should be fun, right here.
-I'm looking forward to it.

-Me, too.
-[Dylan] What are we doing?

-Gonna play some poker, dude.
-Gonna play poker, buddy.

What is poker?

-Cards.
-[Jay] Yeah.

And you can win money.

-Ooh!
-You wanna win money, don't you?

If I win that money,

you better get me back to that pawn shop.

[laughs]

I haven't seen these guys
since last summer. It'll be fun.

-I haven't seen them in forever either.
-[Dylan] Who?

Mr. Ben, Mr. Bruce, and Mr. Dudley
were all Grandy's best friends.

-His golf buddies.
-Yeah.

Are they gonna play poker with us?

-That's whose money we're gonna take.
-Yes, sir. Yeah.

I'm gonna take y'alls money.

'Cause I wanna win.

I'm ready to win some money!

Yeah!

-[Jay] I like this place.
-[James] Yeah, man. It's cool.

-[Bruce] How you doing, Dylan?
-Hey!

[James] Lord have mercy!

What's going on, fellas? Good to see you.

-You doing all right?
-Yeah.

[James] I am so glad to be here,

drinking and playing cards
with y'all and--

This is better than being at that house.
I can tell you that right now.

[Ben] Oh-oh, a pair of threes, here.

[James]
You wanna stay or you gonna raise it?

You got a pair of threes.

You might as well
throw another five in there.

Thirty.

-All right, whoa!
-[James] Whoa!

Lord have mercy. All right.

Jay, how's it going around the house, man?

-You know, they got the gala tonight.
-Dad.

So, yeah, it's been stressful
to say the least.

No, and everybody's arguing

-and pissed off.
-Dad, let's go!

I try to bring them here in the bus,

-do something nice.
-How much was that?

And everybody got on everybody's nerves
and everybody got all uptight.

Yeah, old Robert left a pretty big hole
for leadership, didn't he?

I wish he was here so I can call him
and ask him what to do.

-Again.
-He seemed to always have it figured out.

Made it look easy.

Do y'all have any wisdom you can impart
to our particular predicament?

Run.

[man laughing]

What do you think we're doing here
with you guys? We've already done that.

Robert told me, no matter how much grief
they give you, let it happen.

So, I was really hoping to get
some sage advice from Robert's friends.

No. They had nothing.

But I really think that being the rock

is not about making everybody happy
all the time.

-You are never gonna make everybody happy.
-Right?

I mean, the rock is more about being there
when the waves start to crash down

and life starts to cave in on you.

And you're there for support.

All right, Shakespeare.

[Ben] Ace, 10.

And you got a pair of Kings.

[Bruce] Jack, King.

-Go ahead and put all-in.
-[Bruce laughs]

Just go all-in. We're going all-in.
Who's staying with him?

-James, I need you coaching me.
-Yeah.

-I'm out, I'm out.
-[James] So, you're out?

Buddy, you just won.

-Oh, yay!
-Look at that.

Let me borrow $400.

[men laughing]

[mimics trumpet fanfare]

[Amy gasps] Is she ready?

-Mom.
-[Allison] Fabulous.

-I love the red.
-[Allison] You look gorgeous, Mom.

-Thank you.
-I love it.

I'm very excited about it.

I'm so proud of you.

Amy, I cannot-- Are you ready?

You're not dressed. No hair.

[Amy] If you hadn't messed
with everybody's outfits,

when we already knew
what we wanted to wear,

then we wouldn't be running behind.

Mom looks so much better in this red.
Don't tell me this wasn't a great call.

It's a great outfit,
but she looked great before, too.

You need to get your dress on though
'cause we've got to go.

This is Mom's big night
and you cannot make all of us late.

I don't understand.
Like, why is this such an issue?

Because nobody in this family
ever listens to me.

We listen to you.
We listen to you all day, everyday.

You don't care what I have to say
about things.

Like, for example, that Mom
needs to move to Nashville.

[Miss Jane gasps]

[Alison] I mean, here's the deal.

She loves being here,
all of her friends are here.

That doesn't mean that she can't come
hang out with them and visit them

or that they won't come to Nashville.

-[Miss Jane] Girls! Girls!
-They can come visit her all they want.

-Wait a minute, wait a minute.
-Mom, you've taken on too much right now.

[gags]

[Miss Jane] Stop!

Chris, let's go.

-I cannot take this one second longer.
-[Chris] Deserve a clap.

See what your narrow ass did.

What did I-- I didn't do any of this.

I didn't say she needed to move
and relocate.

Clearly, you do not care enough
about our mother.

I care so much.

That's why we needed to move
from magenta to red knit.

[Allison] All it does is make her upset

every time you talk about her moving.
She doesn't want to move from here.

-We're not doing it in the moment...
-[Jay] Hello? Hey.

-...it's never gonna happen.
-What's wrong with your mom?

[sighs] Allison's really upset her.

-What happened? What?
-No, Amy did. Not me!

This is her special night, y'all.

Every time we come here,

there's always some big drama like this.

-And we gotta turn it around.
-You're right.

All right, let's get it together.

Babe, you need to get it together.
What is that jacket?

Don't worry about my jacket.
I'm cool enough to wear this.

-Talk to Indiana Jones here.
-[Amy] Is that yours?

-That's your jacket?
-This is my jacket.

And stop trying to change the subject.

Where have y'all been?

We've been out with Robert's buddies.
We were playing some golf.

-Today?
-[Dylan] Nah-uh!

-Golf?
-[Dylan] Nah-uh!

-We went gambling.
-Dylan...

-What?
-We played poker.

-No. That's ridiculous.
-You took my first-grader

-to play poker?
-Let's talk about how upset you mom is.

Your mom is a wreck and we gotta fi--

Dylan...

You're yelling at him,

-and he's yelling at you.
-It's time for you to go to bed now.

[Amy] Uh-oh.

Babe, our kids are already gonna be
in enough therapy.

Why are you starting
a gambling addiction at seven?

-I wanted him to see what--
-I just wanna know if he won.

He didn't. Of course not. He's a child.

-He totally took all our money.
-Yeah.

-Wonder what we're gonna have for dessert.
-I don't know.

There's a set menu, of course,
and sometimes it's real elaborate.

Hi.

-[James] What's going on?
-Hello, girls.

If you have a conscience
and your mom tells you

that she is really disappointed in you,

hopefully it makes you feel bad.

It does me.

Are you saying it doesn't make
me feel bad? I feel terrible.

I don't ever want Mom to be upset, ever.

You're probably shedding tears.

I didn't say I was gonna cry about it.

-Hello. Come in.
-Mom, I'm so sorry.

-Can I hug--? Give you a hug?
-Oh, baby. I want you to hug me.

I love you.

Now love your sister.

It hurts my heart
for you all to bicker and fight.

-I know. We're--
-I'm not gonna move any time soon.

I love Jackson. It's my home.
I love my friends.

-I know, Momma.
-And I'm where I need to be for right now.

I totally understand that. And I agree.

-And I love my sister, too...
-I know you do.

-...almost all the time.
-[Miss Jane] Right.

I feel like we took away
from your big moment.

We didn't mean to, Momma.
It's because we love you.

-I know.
-[Amy] And selfishly,

I honestly just want you to be with me
all the time.

-I can't help it.
-[Miss Jane] It's all right.

I got them straightened out.

-I had to get them to love it.
-Did you… You cracked the whip?

-Yeah.
-[Amy] It was all you.

-Who?
-Got them turned around, yeah.

Allie, what do you have to say, darling?

Yes, I'm so sorry

-that Amy was yelling earlier.
-There you go.

And I'm so sorry
for my own actions, Mommy.

[Allison] I'm sorry, Mom.

And we're just concerned about you.

We love you and we want everything
to be perfect for you.

Hey, Siri. Mark the date and time.

-[both laughing]
-Did you get that recorded?

I did.

"I'm so s--

sor--

sorr--"

You can't say sorry.
It doesn't exist in your vocabulary.

I say it all the time.

I don't know
what you are even referencing right now.

You say it like, "I'm sorry you're wrong."

For me to be selected,
it's really touched my heart

-and I'm sad that your daddy is not here.
-Me, too.

It would mean so much more
and he would be proud.

And I wish he were here tonight, so...

Very proud.

And next year, it'll probably be me
up there getting some type of award.

[boisterous laughing]

-It's highly doubtful.
-[Jay] All right. We'll see.

-[James] We'll drink everybody's liquor.
-Save me a seat.

-[James] No.
-Bye.

I love you, Indy.

Listen, I thought that was very sweet,

what you said to your mom.
I know it was tough for you.

I just want to do anything
that I possibly can

to make my mom's world
as good as it can be.

-I know that.
-I can't bring my daddy back,

but I can make some things easier on her.

And that's all I'm trying to do.

-We better get down there.
-I know, babe, but listen...

I know that you were trying
to make the bus ride special,

and trying to bring everybody together,
and I really do appreciate that.

It's just really, really hard
when we all get into a confined space.

I get it.

-Babe, I love you.
-I love you, too.

I can't believe you're trying
to get a nomination for an award now.

-I'm gonna win it.
-Oh, please.

[applause]

Oh, no. Don't climb up there, darling.

[host] Welcome, everybody.

This is the 30th
Annual Foundation Charity Gala.

Right now we'd like to present

this year's award for volunteer service.
Jane Alderson.

[cheering]

I can't see her 'cause she's so short.

I am so proud of Mom.

To see her getting honored
for the volunteer service award.

Because, typically,
she's always been the one

who's everybody else's
biggest cheerleader,

it's awesome for her
to finally have a moment.

For us to celebrate her.

And there's an open bar, so, that helps.

-You did great, Momma.
-Yay!

-[Chris] I'm so proud of you.
-Thank you.

-Can I try the ribbon on for next year?
-No.

I'm gonna get the Arts Award next year.

I mean, they don't just nominate
people from Jackson, do they?

-Yes.
-Yes.

[laughs]

[Allison] Yes.

-Bye, y'all.
-[Allison] We love, y'all.

-[Jay] What does that say?
-Mom brought you a gift.

I bought you a gift.

[Allison] For the bus.

"Beware--" I love that. [laughs]

Should I put that
in the front windshield?

No truer words.

Babe, you hold that
while I get the luggage in.

[Allison] Dylan, go get on the bus, buddy.
Load up.

Maddie, Ava, y'all get on the bus, okay?

[Jay] Just be careful.

Babe, I love y'all. I'll see you, okay?

What are you talking about?

-What do you mean, you'll see me?
-This was a terrible idea.

-This was your idea.
-I know.

And it was the worst idea
I've ever had in my life.

I can't do this.

-So, I'm gonna meet you guys back there.
-Baby, you love the bus.

What are you talking about?

I love the bus when you guys aren't on it.

Are you walking home?

No, no, no. I'm not walking.

I got a-- I got a ride. Here it comes now.

-[horn honks]
-You guys have fun

and be careful going back.

And Brad will stop
whenever you guys need to, okay?

I've always wanted one.

-Jay, where do you want me to unload this?
-You can just roll it off right there.

-You're not driving to Nashville on that.
-Yeah.

-I am. See you.
-You cannot go back to Nashville on this.

I do not need him
wrecking on the interstate

or actually maybe even in the parking lot
before he gets to the interstate

and having to go to the hospital.

Translated to,
"I need him to keep making money

to pay for all the shit that I order."

Well, I mean...

You guys have fun and, uh, call me
when you get back to Nashville.

[Allison] You look like you're in
World War II.

Where do you think you're going?
You're, like, sitting on a trailer.

We gotta get this off of here first,
I guess. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. My bad.

Y'all go ahead and get on the road now.
I'll meet you guys there, all right?

-See you at the hospital.
-That's not funny.

-Does he even know how to ride?
-Not even a little.

He's gonna die.

["Do It Our Way"
by Andrew Nicholas Love playing]

♪ We'll soar ♪

♪ Above it all ♪

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

♪ We'll do it our way
Our way now ♪

♪ Hey ♪