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Wait.
I didn't know you were coming today.
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Thought you were coming Wednesday.
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-Haven't you seen it on iCloud?
-God, Jay,
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I've got so much to do.
I can't even handle this.
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I've gotta go to my sister's.
Gotta go to JOANN Fabrics,
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gotta go over--
Run errands, take the kids around.
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Take 'em to plays, take Madeline,
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make sure she has the bow.
Take her to gymnastics
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so she can go straight from gymnastics
over to theater.
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I don't have time to deal with this.
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Now, let's put our phones down
and really just...
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Jay, I have got stuff to do!
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-...hold each other--
-Stop it!
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I don't cock my head like that.
I have many neck problems.
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You're breaking character.
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-Stay in character.
-[sighs]
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Why haven't you tried sex?
Usually it's what you want.
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Oh, that's-- We're flipping over
to what you want me to say?
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-Now, what would you like to say to me?
-[laughs]
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Why am I making those faces?
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I don't know. It's just...
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I don't have enough hair to swing around.
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-I'm not slinging my hair.
-I know. It's someone else's.
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[gasps] Jay!
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[Barry and Jay laughing]
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[upbeat music playing]
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I'm Jay DeMarcus,
one third of Rascal Flatts.
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I'm Allison DeMarcus.
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I'm a former Miss Tennessee,
Miss Tennessee Teen USA,
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and Miss Tennessee USA.
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Triple crown.
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Thank you.
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[Jay] We're the odd couple.
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-You snore! Put your head rest up.
-[Allison] I do not snore.
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-What are you doing in that shirt?
-We were gonna have friends over.
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She's wearing a dress.
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Embarrassing.
She looks like she's going to church.
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We're very different
in our parenting styles.
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Look, here's Monday Tuesday, Wednesday,
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Thursday, Friday...
Where are your Saturday shoes?
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She's very, very rigid and enjoys
a very strict schedule.
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I was raised with rules.
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And I was raised
to keep your private parts covered up.
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[Allison sighs]
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But we have two wonderful kids.
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I don't want to do this!
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This is heavy!
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Our family is very crazy.
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Yeah.
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My dad's in a band.
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-[interviewer] What does your mommy do?
-She... uh...
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[Dylan] Um...
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My mom's famous for texting,
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and wears the crown perfectly.
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[Allison] Madeline is definitely my child.
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She's shyer, she loves to read
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and then
she had a little brother come along.
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-My pancake.
-[Allison] Dylan!
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Dylan! Dylan!
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Dylan! Dylan, uh-uh!
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Don't flip her, Dylan!
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Dylan!
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Remember that he bought
a motorcycle off the "Buy 1-Click"?
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A real life motorcycle.
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We started putting handcuffs on him
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so he can get used
to the feel of 'em.
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Dylan, don't tear his head off.
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[Allison] Jay's gone a lot on tour,
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so I'm trying
to keep everything together.
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We need all the help we can get.
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[Allison] Oh, my gosh.
Your child's in the trunk.
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Like our house is Grand Central.
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-Gown! Gown! That is perfect.
-Or a swimsuit.
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-Absolutely not.
-[man] Or a swimsuit.
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-Everybody passes through here.
-We have an open door policy.
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I want everybody to feel like
they can just walk in. It's part of it.
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Would you move your ass
out of the way?
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Is it too early for vodka?
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Hello, Allie?
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Allie!
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-Stop calling her Allison.
-What do you want me to call her?
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-Mommy.
-Well, she's old enough to be my mom.
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Yeah.
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[both laughing]
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[Jay] A toast to family.
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-I love you.
-Cheers.
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[Amy] Cheers. We love you.
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[all] Cheers!
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Everybody just thinks
because I'm a beauty queen--
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World-renowned, Grammy award-winning,
very good-looking musician...
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...that everything's perfect,
but let me assure you,
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we get plenty of things wrong.
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One of us does.
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Oh.
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[guests laughing, screaming]
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[Jay] We make the rules up
as we go along.
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[car horns beeping]
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-Whoa! Hey! Guys, you forgot the--
-[Dylan] We're leaving Daddy.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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["I'm Coming Home"
by Marc Robillard playing]
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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♪ My bags are packed ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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♪ No there's no turning back ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's been too long ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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♪ Back where I belong ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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-[Jay] Hey, baby.
-[Allison] Hey.
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What's going on?
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Um, I'm just trying to get
some of this, uh, pageant stuff done.
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Got to meet my sister
in a little bit.
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Put that down for just a second.
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I've got stuff to do.
I've got to mail these.
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You got things
you're in the middle of,
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I haven't been here in three months.
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-I mean--
-Can we spend some time together?
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Well, here we are.
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But you know how long it's been
since I've been alone with you?
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There's rooms left
I haven't seen you naked in.
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I've been on the road in some form
or fashion since I was 15 years old,
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and so it's always nice to come back home
at the end of a long tour
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and settle into being back
into the family again.
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The problem is,
is that when I try to settle in,
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everybody's been trucking
down the train track by themselves,
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it's hard to find a place to jump on.
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I love spending time with Jay,
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but somebody's got to keep
the train on the tracks.
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I just want to spend some time with you.
That's all.
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Come here.
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-[door closes]
-[Miss Jane] Alison Leigh!
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Allison Leigh Alderson DeMarcus!
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Oh, my God.
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Yes, ma'am. We're in here.
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It can be really tough to live in here
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and expect to have
any privacy whatsoever.
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That's the truth.
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-It is kind of the truth.
-I can't shit anywhere in this house.
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Someone will find you.
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They will and we have...
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thirteen bathrooms.
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Not that many.
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Ten.
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-My feet are hurting. Thank you.
-Time to change. You're welcome.
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Time to change. [Miss Jane laughs]
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My mom is a firecracker.
She's little but she's loud.
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What in God's name is going on?
Is that your purse?
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No, this is my tote bag
and he always carries my shoes.
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He's my assistant.
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Started off making me carry
a God-awful Michael Kors bag.
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At least this one's a Gucci.
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Oh, my Lord.
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Chris is the Blanche to my mom's Sofia.
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He is really the son that she never had
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-before she gets--
-Golden Girls!
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That's what you're talkin' about.
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-You didn't remember it?
-I couldn't.
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-I just now remembered it.
-Okay.
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What happened
to your hair, honey?
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-[Chris] Your hair's too flat.
-I haven't zhuhed since 7 a.m. Hello!
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I've been trying to zhuh
since they walked in.
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-Goodness. No, no, no.
-No, no, no.
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No.
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Allie, I brought these papers, uh,
for my investments.
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You know, you're my finance major.
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This finance major doesn't even know
what a budget is.
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Well, I don't either but--
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Somebody told me you went
to a Willie Nelson concert?
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Well, you know,
the bank was selling the tickets.
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You barely come to see me play!
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Well, you're not Willie.
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You know...
You know my name is Mary Jane.
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-[laughs] Whoo! Whoo!
-[Jay] Did you get a contact high?
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-I've gotta go meet Amy.
-You've gotta go now too?
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Yeah, I've gotta go.
I've got to go meet my sister right now.
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You can't leave me with these people.
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-What do you mean, "These people?"
-Hello?
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I think our house is busy all the time
because her family lives so close,
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and they don't have any boundaries.
[laughs]
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Right?
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-[Allison] Good luck.
-You may be head of the family,
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but Allison's the neck
that controls us all.
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[Miss Jane laughs]
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I can't disagree with you there.
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["Big & Loud" by Nick Nolan playing]
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♪ Excuse me while I stop and stare ♪
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♪ But you're full of thrills
And poofed-up hair ♪
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♪ Look here, girl
I like your style ♪
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-[Ava laughs]
-[Dylan] I'm open!
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-[Madeline] You're not!
-Don't you do a double dribble!
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-It's my ball.
-No, it isn't.
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Yes, it is! That's a triple dribble.
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[Madeline laughs]
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-Alright.
-[children squeal]
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Oh!
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-Yes!
-[Madeline groans]
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Every time I'm on the road
and I come back,
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it's like my children have aged years.
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Literally, they're different people
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from the time that I leave the road
to the time I get back,
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and I miss them being that size.
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I don't know how old they are.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, show me what you're doing.
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Um, we're, uh, tap dancing mice
and we're gonna be in Duloc's army.
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Let me see some of it.
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[Ava chuckles nervously]
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Nobody cares about the play.
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Our daughter Maddie and our niece Ava
are in the musical together.
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I offered help because there's nobody
better suited to help them perform.
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Starting positions. Come on.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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Okay, you guys aren't together on that.
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Let's do it again.
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Let's take it from the top.
Five, six, seven, eight.
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All right...
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First move was off.
You know I'm a performer, right?
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-You know you're not a theater person.
-I've been in theater before, Maddie.
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Dad, I don't think that's true.
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You-- You've never been in theater.
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Yes, I have. I starred
in Bye Bye Birdie in high school.
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[laughs]
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I didn't know Dad felt so strongly
about musicals.
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I know that he knows
how to do shows and all, but not plays.
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-Yeah.
-He never really acted out something.
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When he tried to do the splits one time,
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he literally screamed like a girl
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'cause this part got all...
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Eck!
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Listen to me, look.
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That was pretty good,
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but we're gonna need
more sessions together,
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to get really great.
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-Does that sound like a plan?
-How many sessions?
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-Three or four more session, tops.
-How much we getting paid here?
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Like a hundy an hour?
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I didn't mention any money, Ava.
Nobody's getting paid.
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No, we need pay.
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-I feel like we should get toys.
-I feel like you're all little criminals.
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You're hustling people.
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Daddy, this is you and then this is money,
and you're like this.
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-Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
-You're eating up all the money?
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-No, you!
-Dad, you eat up all the money.
245
00:10:28,774 --> 00:10:30,734
That's your mommy
you're talking about.
246
00:10:30,817 --> 00:10:31,693
Ha ha!
247
00:10:31,777 --> 00:10:35,489
You put the money down your throat.
That's why you have that gut.
248
00:10:36,657 --> 00:10:37,991
[Dylan chuckles]
249
00:10:39,534 --> 00:10:41,995
[upbeat pop music playing]
250
00:10:49,378 --> 00:10:53,674
It's so crazy we're even having lunch.
I mean, I feel like
251
00:10:53,757 --> 00:10:56,259
-we don't get to do this very often.
-Right, and...
252
00:10:56,343 --> 00:10:59,137
I don't eat anything
that's not sent via Postmates.
253
00:10:59,221 --> 00:11:00,555
[laughs]
254
00:11:00,639 --> 00:11:03,392
-I'm the older sister.
-Much older.
255
00:11:04,101 --> 00:11:05,435
Not that much older.
256
00:11:05,852 --> 00:11:07,020
Less than two years.
257
00:11:08,647 --> 00:11:11,900
-Oh, thank you!
-Do we need more time to look over
258
00:11:11,983 --> 00:11:14,611
-or do we know what we'd like?
-She'll have a Valium,
259
00:11:14,695 --> 00:11:17,614
half of an avocado with a side of air.
260
00:11:17,698 --> 00:11:19,074
[Amy laughs]
261
00:11:19,157 --> 00:11:23,286
I think most people are surprised
to find out that we are related.
262
00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,205
You look great, but you always do.
263
00:11:25,288 --> 00:11:27,249
Every time you walk out.
It's annoying.
264
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,793
Do you know?
How do you have friends?
265
00:11:29,876 --> 00:11:32,963
Like, I don't understand.
Allison won the genetic lottery.
266
00:11:33,046 --> 00:11:34,464
-[chuckles]
-She's five ten
267
00:11:34,548 --> 00:11:36,800
and never gains any weight.
268
00:11:36,883 --> 00:11:39,344
I just haven't eaten a carb
since I turned 40.
269
00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:42,389
That's so annoying,
270
00:11:42,472 --> 00:11:43,765
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
271
00:11:43,849 --> 00:11:45,350
Oh, wow, that looks so--
272
00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:46,727
That's a lot. Thank you.
273
00:11:46,852 --> 00:11:50,105
So, Jay just got home
'cause they're done for the year.
274
00:11:50,188 --> 00:11:53,150
Jay wants a welcome wagon, a ticker parade
275
00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:55,527
-when he walks in the door.
-Confetti guns.
276
00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:57,696
So he's like,
"When are we doing this?
277
00:11:57,779 --> 00:11:59,865
-When are we doing that?"
-Oh, my gosh.
278
00:12:00,365 --> 00:12:01,575
He's a little needy.
279
00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:04,077
When James comes off the road,
and he's been gone
280
00:12:04,161 --> 00:12:06,413
a whole lot, we're in a rhythm.
281
00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:10,041
It's really actually nice
that we're both married to musicians.
282
00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:13,712
James Otto is my husband
and he is a singer/songwriter.
283
00:12:13,795 --> 00:12:18,675
We were dating for a long time,
before Allison and Jay met,
284
00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:23,138
and just as we were about
to get engaged and get married...
285
00:12:24,139 --> 00:12:27,642
Little Miss One-Upper over here,
"Surprise!
286
00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:28,977
We're getting married,
287
00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:31,229
-even though we've only know each other...
-That was Jay!
288
00:12:31,354 --> 00:12:33,398
-...for five minutes."
-That was Jay.
289
00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:35,442
He's always gonna try
to steal the show.
290
00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:38,069
When he comes in,
it just interrupts everything.
291
00:12:38,153 --> 00:12:42,657
Dumping 14 days of laundry
right in the back door.
292
00:12:42,741 --> 00:12:45,827
You clean up the kitchen
4,000 more times than you do normally
293
00:12:45,911 --> 00:12:48,872
-'cause I'd only use a paper plate.
-You have to be patient.
294
00:12:48,955 --> 00:12:51,666
Send him to play golf.
He loves to golf or...
295
00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:55,420
suggest he gets over to that record label
and starts amping things up.
296
00:12:55,504 --> 00:12:58,089
-Right?
-At least, golf lasts all day.
297
00:12:58,173 --> 00:12:59,424
[laughs]
298
00:12:59,508 --> 00:13:01,510
♪ Like cornbread and butter ♪
299
00:13:01,593 --> 00:13:03,345
♪ Sweet tea and ice ♪
300
00:13:03,428 --> 00:13:05,472
♪ I was made to meet her ♪
301
00:13:05,555 --> 00:13:07,682
♪ She was made to be mine ♪
302
00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:08,975
♪ Match made in heaven ♪
303
00:13:09,059 --> 00:13:11,520
♪ Like gas pumpin' rubber ♪
304
00:13:11,603 --> 00:13:13,480
♪ Yeah, we go together ♪
305
00:13:13,563 --> 00:13:15,148
♪ Like cornbread and butter ♪
306
00:13:15,649 --> 00:13:18,318
Babe, you've already turned it down
for the night?
307
00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:19,402
Yeah.
308
00:13:19,903 --> 00:13:21,363
It's time to wind it down.
309
00:13:21,446 --> 00:13:23,490
[sighs] Well, Lord have mercy.
310
00:13:23,573 --> 00:13:25,784
Do we have to put those pillows
every night?
311
00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:27,994
-Where else we put them?
-It's a pain
312
00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:29,579
to always put 'em on the floor
313
00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:31,790
and they end up right in the same spot.
314
00:13:32,874 --> 00:13:35,502
Sometimes you forget
how comfy this bed is.
315
00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:36,795
This is amazing.
316
00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:40,632
-I do not think that this bed is amazing.
-What? Why not?
317
00:13:40,715 --> 00:13:43,051
It has a fault line running
through the middle.
318
00:13:43,134 --> 00:13:46,721
It's just so you can adjust
your individual head height here
319
00:13:46,805 --> 00:13:47,931
and get some rest.
320
00:13:48,014 --> 00:13:50,725
Scoot on over here. Come here, baby.
321
00:13:50,809 --> 00:13:53,395
Alison becoming a mother has been
wonderful to watch
322
00:13:53,478 --> 00:13:56,773
over the last few years
and how she loves those kids.
323
00:13:56,857 --> 00:14:00,193
She takes care
of every single little detail.
324
00:14:00,277 --> 00:14:01,653
every part of their life.
325
00:14:01,736 --> 00:14:04,197
It's awesome to be
in a relationship with somebody
326
00:14:04,281 --> 00:14:05,782
that you already love to begin with
327
00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:09,369
but then find more reasons to love
because of the way that they are
328
00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:12,873
toward the human beings
that you've brought onto the planet.
329
00:14:12,956 --> 00:14:15,292
Sweet.
Did you make that up off the cuff?
330
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,209
Yeah.
331
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:19,296
-Nice work.
-I'm really good off the cuff.
332
00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:21,673
-Terrible.
-You want it raised up more?
333
00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:25,760
-No! You're gonna flip me out of here.
-You said you couldn't get comfortable.
334
00:14:25,969 --> 00:14:26,803
Let me help you.
335
00:14:27,262 --> 00:14:30,265
-[motor hums]
-And you raise it up just like that, see?
336
00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:32,267
Right there. See, look here.
337
00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:34,644
-[motor hums]
-I can raise up with you.
338
00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:38,148
Jay, we are like geriatrics
in this bed.
339
00:14:38,231 --> 00:14:39,482
Who sleeps like this?
340
00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:42,611
I do. I-I'm gonna watch Falcon Crest
just like this.
341
00:14:43,361 --> 00:14:45,614
You-- You are 87.
342
00:14:45,697 --> 00:14:47,240
I'm not sleeping like this.
343
00:14:47,407 --> 00:14:50,118
Wait, stop. You're pushing a button
at the same time.
344
00:14:50,201 --> 00:14:53,079
-It's not going to work.
-I can't feel my feet anymore.
345
00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:54,956
All right, that's good right there.
346
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,833
-Not really.
-[groans]
347
00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:58,251
Hey.
348
00:14:59,961 --> 00:15:00,795
What?
349
00:15:01,463 --> 00:15:04,341
You think we could have another baby?
I mean, seriously.
350
00:15:04,424 --> 00:15:06,092
-No.
-Have you thought about it?
351
00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:07,677
No, I've not thought about it.
352
00:15:07,969 --> 00:15:11,056
I have not thought about it all.
We have so much going on.
353
00:15:11,139 --> 00:15:14,851
Yes, you're home right now, but it's not
like you're gonna be all the time.
354
00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:16,728
And then, when you're gone,
355
00:15:16,811 --> 00:15:19,105
I'm the one who's gonna be
up with them,
356
00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:21,858
and it's so much fun for you, but--
357
00:15:21,942 --> 00:15:23,818
Two words: "Night nurse."
358
00:15:23,902 --> 00:15:25,612
You can't just count on that.
359
00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:28,114
I mean, I can barely get everybody here
360
00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:30,200
to all the places that they need to be.
361
00:15:30,283 --> 00:15:33,745
But I love our babies
and someday they're gonna be grown
362
00:15:33,828 --> 00:15:36,790
and out of the house and too old
for us to hold anymore.
363
00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:39,542
Dylan already weighs 800 pounds.
364
00:15:40,168 --> 00:15:41,711
He's a nut buster for sure.
365
00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:42,921
[chuckles]
366
00:15:43,046 --> 00:15:45,674
I'll think about it,
but I really do like to sleep,
367
00:15:45,757 --> 00:15:48,259
and we're finally at a point
where we can sleep.
368
00:15:48,343 --> 00:15:50,428
I know. Can we at least practice tonight?
369
00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:54,391
You were just talking
about having another baby.
370
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:56,059
You think I'm in the mood?
371
00:15:56,142 --> 00:16:00,271
Jay always picks the wrong times.
It's--
372
00:16:00,355 --> 00:16:02,107
Let me know when the right time is.
373
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,317
Apparently I've never stumbled onto that,
374
00:16:04,401 --> 00:16:07,904
and every time I make a move,
it's the wrong time.
375
00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:10,657
-Well...
-When we're driving, it's the wrong time.
376
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,993
-Driving?
-When you're in the grocery store,
377
00:16:13,076 --> 00:16:15,328
-it's the wrong time.
-Who's banging in the freezer section
378
00:16:15,412 --> 00:16:17,205
-in the grocery?
-We could.
379
00:16:17,706 --> 00:16:19,207
-Night, baby.
-Good night.
380
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:20,875
[motor hums]
381
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:23,211
[Allison] Babe, seriously, good night.
382
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,132
[upbeat country music playing]
383
00:16:40,061 --> 00:16:41,604
[percolating coffee gurgles]
384
00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:43,189
Hello! Allie?
385
00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:45,316
-Hey!
-Oh, my gosh.
386
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,360
-What are you doing?
-I have...
387
00:16:48,069 --> 00:16:51,614
like, 400 costumes over here for the play,
388
00:16:52,323 --> 00:16:56,327
and I've got to do something with these
and make them look better.
389
00:16:56,411 --> 00:16:59,247
We've got to go to the fabric store,
like, yesterday.
390
00:16:59,372 --> 00:17:01,624
That's for you.
That's just for next weekend.
391
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:02,625
Wow.
392
00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:05,670
I think Amy and I are very similar.
We like to go to movies.
393
00:17:05,754 --> 00:17:08,923
-We like to eat. We love mani and pedis.
-Football.
394
00:17:09,007 --> 00:17:10,467
It's fantastic.
395
00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:12,510
If you want me to, I can help you.
396
00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:15,472
It's not like Allison's spending
any time with me. So...
397
00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:18,433
I've made it really clear
to only see the boyfriend
398
00:17:18,516 --> 00:17:19,642
while I'm on the road.
399
00:17:19,726 --> 00:17:20,685
[laughs]
400
00:17:20,769 --> 00:17:24,564
I feel like it's disrespectful to start
seeing him when I'm back home, so...
401
00:17:24,647 --> 00:17:25,648
You know?
402
00:17:25,732 --> 00:17:28,777
We obviously know Allison very well,
the two of us do,
403
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:31,446
-so we can share things about her.
-Right. We can...
404
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,656
commiserate, if you will.
405
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:34,908
In all seriousness,
406
00:17:34,991 --> 00:17:38,078
I'm trying to find ways
to, like, carve out some time for us.
407
00:17:38,161 --> 00:17:42,373
So I've been coming up with some ideas
to maybe surprise her a little bit.
408
00:17:42,457 --> 00:17:44,751
I know. I already know
what you're gonna say.
409
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,586
Did you just wake up out of a coma?
410
00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:49,380
-Yeah. I've been on the road.
-What is happening?
411
00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:52,342
Allison hates surprises.
412
00:17:52,425 --> 00:17:53,676
This is not new news.
413
00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:55,720
Just hoping that, um...
414
00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:59,641
Pavlov's dog over here
is gonna catch on, like, any day now.
415
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:03,019
What about this? What about this?
Holly has a bed and breakfast--
416
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:05,230
-No! No!
-It's in the country.
417
00:18:05,313 --> 00:18:07,190
-Does it have room service?
-Uh...
418
00:18:07,398 --> 00:18:09,692
-And a spa?
-DoorDash or something like that.
419
00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:11,569
-Next.
-How about this idea?
420
00:18:11,653 --> 00:18:15,323
We could have a private intimate dinner
on the General Jackson Riverboat.
421
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:18,535
You're gonna put her on a boat
because she hates water? Like--
422
00:18:18,618 --> 00:18:21,371
You don't know you're on a boat.
Big boat. A riverboat.
423
00:18:21,454 --> 00:18:22,872
[laughs]
424
00:18:22,956 --> 00:18:24,040
And she--
425
00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:26,334
[laughing continues]
426
00:18:26,459 --> 00:18:29,629
Oh, my God, Jay, that sounds so desperate.
I'm so sorry.
427
00:18:29,712 --> 00:18:32,006
This is the saddest moment of your...
428
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:33,424
[laughs]
429
00:18:33,508 --> 00:18:36,219
The only surprise that's okay with Allison
430
00:18:36,719 --> 00:18:38,638
either sparkles or dangles.
431
00:18:38,721 --> 00:18:40,557
Well, I got a surprise that dangles.
432
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,226
-Oh, my God, Jay.
-Sparkles too, on occasions.
433
00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:46,062
That is not okay.
You cannot say that to me.
434
00:18:46,146 --> 00:18:47,105
Just saying.
435
00:18:47,188 --> 00:18:49,190
[upbeat country music playing]
436
00:19:01,161 --> 00:19:02,245
-Hi!
-Paige!
437
00:19:02,829 --> 00:19:05,832
-How are you all doing? Oh, my gosh.
-Good! So good!
438
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:07,292
You look amazing!
439
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:10,128
-You look so fabulous.
-So festive.
440
00:19:10,211 --> 00:19:12,839
I'm a cheeseburger away
from the plus-size section.
441
00:19:12,922 --> 00:19:14,632
-Oh, my God.
-Come on over here.
442
00:19:14,716 --> 00:19:15,967
Get this party started.
443
00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:18,845
[Allison] Paige and I have been friends
for 15 years.
444
00:19:18,928 --> 00:19:20,763
She's the queen of bling.
445
00:19:20,847 --> 00:19:26,060
You know, she's really the very, very best
at anything you need for the stage.
446
00:19:26,144 --> 00:19:28,396
What about this?
Coming over the back?
447
00:19:28,479 --> 00:19:32,275
That brings the whole situation
up a notch.
448
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:34,444
It's a moment! It's a moment.
449
00:19:34,527 --> 00:19:36,696
Her personality is as big as her hair.
450
00:19:37,238 --> 00:19:39,908
-It's not as big as her mouth.
-[chuckles]
451
00:19:39,991 --> 00:19:42,869
We're going to come out there
in full regalia.
452
00:19:42,994 --> 00:19:45,163
Glamour, rhinestones, glitter...
453
00:19:45,622 --> 00:19:46,497
Drama.
454
00:19:46,581 --> 00:19:49,876
[sighs] My middle name.
Well, that's what my mother says.
455
00:19:50,168 --> 00:19:51,628
I know what you need.
456
00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:54,130
I'll be back.
I got something I wanna show you.
457
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:56,299
How are things going with Jay?
458
00:19:56,382 --> 00:19:57,300
It's fine.
459
00:19:57,425 --> 00:19:59,510
I ran into him this morning
at the house,
460
00:19:59,594 --> 00:20:02,180
and I just feel like he's struggling.
461
00:20:03,097 --> 00:20:06,517
He kind of said that he was trying
to get some alone time with you.
462
00:20:06,601 --> 00:20:10,730
What if you just calendared
a little bit of time
463
00:20:10,813 --> 00:20:12,148
that's just for him?
464
00:20:12,232 --> 00:20:13,233
Wait.
465
00:20:14,275 --> 00:20:15,777
Is he planning something?
466
00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:20,198
He just said he was trying
to come up with
467
00:20:20,281 --> 00:20:22,492
some ways
you could spend time together.
468
00:20:22,992 --> 00:20:25,870
I am not going to be surprised
by him again
469
00:20:25,954 --> 00:20:30,083
because, you know,
his surprises are the worst.
470
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:34,295
For some reason Jay still thinks,
after being with me for 17 years,
471
00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:35,838
that I like surprises.
472
00:20:35,922 --> 00:20:38,341
-You don't.
-No matter how many times I tell him.
473
00:20:38,424 --> 00:20:41,052
"I don't like surprises.
I don't like surprises.
474
00:20:41,135 --> 00:20:42,387
I don't like surprises.
475
00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:44,389
-Please don't surprise me."
-I know.
476
00:20:44,472 --> 00:20:45,598
Surprise!
477
00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:46,849
Yes!
478
00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:48,643
-My word.
-Look at this turquoise!
479
00:20:48,726 --> 00:20:50,770
-Let me see.
-What y'all talking about?
480
00:20:50,853 --> 00:20:54,315
-I heard something about Jay.
-Yes, he's trying to do these surprises
481
00:20:54,399 --> 00:20:57,318
'cause now he's home,
he wants all this attention...
482
00:20:57,402 --> 00:20:59,445
Wait a minute. So you're pissed off
483
00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:01,990
that your husband's gonna
do something for you?
484
00:21:02,073 --> 00:21:03,616
-[Amy] See?
-I'm not pissed.
485
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:06,577
Now, look here. A man is like a cactus.
486
00:21:06,661 --> 00:21:10,039
You throw a bit of water on them
every now and then, they're fine.
487
00:21:10,123 --> 00:21:12,166
But if you don't water it,
it's gonna look frumpy.
488
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,876
You know what I'm saying here?
489
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,504
I do and a cactus is always trying
to poke you.
490
00:21:17,005 --> 00:21:19,132
-Let's get back to this.
-[Amy laughs]
491
00:21:19,215 --> 00:21:22,635
♪ I know I know I know
What I should do ♪
492
00:21:24,637 --> 00:21:28,391
♪ And I know I know I know
Better than you ♪
493
00:21:28,516 --> 00:21:31,269
♪ Better than you
Better than you ♪
494
00:21:32,812 --> 00:21:34,647
[girls beatboxing]
495
00:21:34,731 --> 00:21:37,233
-Girls, pay attention.
-Yeah, pay attention, girls.
496
00:21:37,317 --> 00:21:39,027
Attention.
We gotta get this right.
497
00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:41,404
We're gonna do a little
"Ba-Ba Black Sheep."
498
00:21:41,487 --> 00:21:42,947
♪ Ba ba... ♪
499
00:21:43,031 --> 00:21:46,659
♪... black sheep
Have you any wool ♪
500
00:21:47,035 --> 00:21:51,873
♪ Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full ♪
501
00:21:51,956 --> 00:21:53,458
-[vocalizes]
-♪ One for-- ♪
502
00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:56,002
[both laughing]
503
00:21:56,085 --> 00:21:58,629
-Come on. Take this seriously.
-[girls giggling]
504
00:21:58,713 --> 00:22:00,381
Maybe if you didn't do this?
505
00:22:01,174 --> 00:22:02,216
[Dylan laughs]
506
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,802
Do me a favor real quick.
Take a deep breath in.
507
00:22:04,886 --> 00:22:06,679
-[girls inhale]
-[Jay exhales]
508
00:22:06,763 --> 00:22:07,847
Let it out.
509
00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:11,976
Take a deep breath in,
blow it out and... relax.
510
00:22:12,393 --> 00:22:15,229
-Now we're just getting into exercises.
-Watch it!
511
00:22:15,313 --> 00:22:17,065
Daddy's just gone crazy.
512
00:22:17,148 --> 00:22:20,151
Sometimes I like spending time
with my dad.
513
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:23,529
Sometimes he takes a lot overboard.
514
00:22:23,613 --> 00:22:27,867
All he needs to do is
stay out of people's businesses.
515
00:22:27,950 --> 00:22:29,327
[Jay] Okay, guys.
516
00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:32,747
♪ Mommy made me mash my M&Ms
Oh my ♪
517
00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:33,664
Now do it.
518
00:22:33,748 --> 00:22:36,918
♪ Mommy made me mash my M&Ms
Oh my ♪
519
00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:39,253
-[Dylan] Too pitchy, people.
-Guys--
520
00:22:39,337 --> 00:22:41,381
We're gonna do it again.
Just a sec. Hey!
521
00:22:41,547 --> 00:22:43,674
-How's it going?
-What are y'all doing?
522
00:22:43,758 --> 00:22:45,885
We're just in here-- We're, uh...
523
00:22:46,386 --> 00:22:49,222
just working the girls out a little bit
for the musical.
524
00:22:49,722 --> 00:22:51,599
-You guys have been having fun?
-No.
525
00:22:51,682 --> 00:22:54,435
-No, we're tired.
-We're hungry.
526
00:22:54,519 --> 00:22:56,479
Have you not had fun
being down here?
527
00:22:56,562 --> 00:22:57,397
No.
528
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,565
-No?
-I've had nothing to do.
529
00:23:00,358 --> 00:23:02,568
Everybody... Everybody take five, okay?
530
00:23:02,652 --> 00:23:04,737
[Allison]
We actually don't need five.
531
00:23:04,821 --> 00:23:06,406
-We've gotta go to bed.
-l--
532
00:23:06,489 --> 00:23:09,450
-Bed time!
-You actually want to go to bed?
533
00:23:09,534 --> 00:23:12,245
First time in his life
the kid's wanted to go to bed.
534
00:23:12,745 --> 00:23:15,790
I'm just trying to help them.
That's all I'm trying to do.
535
00:23:15,873 --> 00:23:17,708
-We're gonna be good.
-Listen...
536
00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:19,252
Can I ask you something?
537
00:23:20,128 --> 00:23:21,546
-I guess.
-Will you keep
538
00:23:21,629 --> 00:23:24,715
Friday afternoon open,
just for a little bit?
539
00:23:25,842 --> 00:23:29,303
I would love to,
but I have a lot going on.
540
00:23:31,264 --> 00:23:33,516
How about Saturday?
Saturday night's good.
541
00:23:33,599 --> 00:23:35,601
I don't have anything going on either.
542
00:23:35,685 --> 00:23:37,186
You don't, but we do, babe.
543
00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:38,271
So we'll just--
544
00:23:38,354 --> 00:23:40,189
-We'll have to find a time--
-Sunday!
545
00:23:40,273 --> 00:23:42,567
Sunday's open too.
We could go after church.
546
00:23:42,650 --> 00:23:44,861
We've got a lot going on.
I can't remember--
547
00:23:44,944 --> 00:23:46,279
We can find something.
548
00:23:46,362 --> 00:23:48,489
You can find a day
to carve out for me.
549
00:23:48,573 --> 00:23:50,366
Yeah. We'll talk about it later.
550
00:23:51,534 --> 00:23:53,161
I gotta get these kids into bed.
551
00:23:54,245 --> 00:23:56,372
Freakin' Amy. Nick?
552
00:23:56,456 --> 00:23:58,916
I think my sister-in-law Amy sold me out.
553
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,711
There is the whole northern hemisphere
of Canada.
554
00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:04,547
And then there's your sister's mouth.
555
00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:07,884
And if you were to see photos of them
side-by-side,
556
00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:09,552
hers might be a little larger.
557
00:24:09,635 --> 00:24:12,305
Everything that I ask her
to keep a secret,
558
00:24:12,388 --> 00:24:13,431
she always cracks.
559
00:24:13,848 --> 00:24:16,434
Nick, do you want to do something with me?
560
00:24:16,517 --> 00:24:17,643
No.
561
00:24:18,728 --> 00:24:20,730
[guitar rock playing]
562
00:24:33,659 --> 00:24:34,535
Hey.
563
00:24:34,744 --> 00:24:36,370
-Hi.
-What are you doing?
564
00:24:36,954 --> 00:24:39,790
-Just trying to relax.
-I brought you a spray tan.
565
00:24:39,874 --> 00:24:41,751
I thought you might want
a beverage.
566
00:24:42,168 --> 00:24:43,169
Thanks.
567
00:24:43,252 --> 00:24:45,755
I haven't seen you in that tub in forever.
568
00:24:45,838 --> 00:24:47,840
I love that you've lit the candles.
569
00:24:47,924 --> 00:24:50,176
You've set it up for us so nice.
It's great.
570
00:24:50,259 --> 00:24:51,552
This is for me.
571
00:24:52,136 --> 00:24:53,179
Mm.
572
00:24:53,262 --> 00:24:56,474
Babe, seriously, I feel like every time
I come back home
573
00:24:56,557 --> 00:24:58,893
that I have to reintroduce myself
to you guys.
574
00:24:59,018 --> 00:25:02,522
Because I'm out there,
I get out of the rhythm of our house,
575
00:25:02,605 --> 00:25:06,108
out of being away from our kids
and I feel like I miss out on so much.
576
00:25:06,192 --> 00:25:07,610
But here's the deal.
577
00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:11,656
I have to figure out how to be by myself
and how to operate by myself.
578
00:25:12,073 --> 00:25:13,282
Then when you come home,
579
00:25:13,366 --> 00:25:15,993
there's a bit of a transition period
where it's like,
580
00:25:16,077 --> 00:25:17,495
"Oh, wait, he's here."
581
00:25:17,578 --> 00:25:19,038
We'll... We'll get there.
582
00:25:19,121 --> 00:25:20,957
We'll figure it out. We always do.
583
00:25:21,457 --> 00:25:22,583
I'm getting in there.
584
00:25:23,125 --> 00:25:25,127
-No, you're not getting in here.
-Yeah.
585
00:25:25,586 --> 00:25:28,256
This bathtub is too small.
You're not getting in here.
586
00:25:28,339 --> 00:25:30,299
I'm getting in.
You'd better scoot over.
587
00:25:30,383 --> 00:25:33,052
-No, you're not!
-Yes! Relax a little bit.
588
00:25:33,135 --> 00:25:36,389
I am-- I was relaxed, actually.
I'm not now, but I was.
589
00:25:36,472 --> 00:25:38,599
This is a way for us to reconnect
590
00:25:38,683 --> 00:25:40,434
and really find some connection.
591
00:25:40,518 --> 00:25:42,603
-Two shall become one.
-Not enough room.
592
00:25:42,687 --> 00:25:44,230
That's what we're gonna do.
593
00:25:44,313 --> 00:25:47,567
-There's not enough room in here.
-Oh, Daddy's gettin' in!
594
00:25:47,692 --> 00:25:50,861
-You made a mistake--
-Oh, this feels so great.
595
00:25:51,362 --> 00:25:53,573
[moans]
596
00:25:53,656 --> 00:25:55,616
-No, this is my bath!
-Whoo!
597
00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:56,867
Hey, watch that hand.
598
00:25:56,951 --> 00:25:58,786
Must have been your own.
You're used to that.
599
00:25:58,869 --> 00:26:00,371
Somebody's got to do it.
600
00:26:01,247 --> 00:26:03,207
[Allison] I love your intentions, Jay.
601
00:26:03,291 --> 00:26:05,501
It speaks volumes
about our relationship
602
00:26:05,585 --> 00:26:08,588
that I still want to touch you
and be close to you.
603
00:26:09,088 --> 00:26:11,382
-I'm being serious.
-No, I know. I'm glad!
604
00:26:11,465 --> 00:26:13,175
I still want to get with you.
605
00:26:13,509 --> 00:26:15,136
Make hot sweet chili.
606
00:26:15,219 --> 00:26:18,472
-Can't wait for the kids to hear this.
-With jalapenos on top.
607
00:26:21,267 --> 00:26:23,978
-That's great.
-Come over here and give me a kiss.
608
00:26:24,061 --> 00:26:25,521
-All right, babes.
-Come here.
609
00:26:26,647 --> 00:26:27,607
[kissing]
610
00:26:28,399 --> 00:26:29,817
[Jay whispering] I love you.
611
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:30,985
[Dylan clears throat]
612
00:26:31,819 --> 00:26:34,280
-That's disgusting.
-[Jay] Buddy, go to bed!
613
00:26:34,447 --> 00:26:37,533
Mommy and Daddy were having, like,
a date in a bathtub.
614
00:26:37,742 --> 00:26:41,412
It was really weird
and it was really romantic.
615
00:26:41,495 --> 00:26:43,789
Mommy grabs Daddy's cheeks and goes...
616
00:26:43,914 --> 00:26:45,082
[kissing sounds]
617
00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:47,835
...and that weird noise
comes out of their mouths.
618
00:26:47,918 --> 00:26:48,836
[kissing sounds]
619
00:26:48,919 --> 00:26:51,714
That's disgusting! Oh, my gosh!
620
00:26:51,797 --> 00:26:54,884
I don't even want to talk about this
anymore, Miss Tessa.
621
00:26:54,967 --> 00:26:56,427
You're supposed to be in bed.
622
00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:58,888
-I wanna get in.
-[Jay] No, go to bed right now!
623
00:26:58,971 --> 00:27:00,348
Daddy's not even--
624
00:27:00,431 --> 00:27:03,059
That is a spray tan.
You know you can't drink that.
625
00:27:03,142 --> 00:27:05,686
-That's just for Moms.
-You need to go to bed.
626
00:27:05,770 --> 00:27:08,147
By the way, you got bubbles in your hair.
627
00:27:08,439 --> 00:27:09,482
I know.
628
00:27:10,107 --> 00:27:13,027
Daddy's trying to get more bubbles
in his hair, if you know what I'm saying.
629
00:27:13,110 --> 00:27:15,279
Stop, Dylan! Give me a kiss and go to bed.
630
00:27:15,655 --> 00:27:16,489
No.
631
00:27:16,614 --> 00:27:19,116
Give me a kiss. Go. I love you.
Night-night, bud.
632
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,577
Seriously, it's time to go now. Go to bed.
633
00:27:21,661 --> 00:27:22,995
[Allison] Night-night.
634
00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:24,246
That was a surprise.
635
00:27:24,372 --> 00:27:25,414
Baby!
636
00:27:25,498 --> 00:27:27,500
Jay, just promise me
637
00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:29,377
no more surprises.
638
00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:31,379
Oh, baby, we're just getting started.
639
00:27:33,214 --> 00:27:34,882
-Hi.
-Come on in.
640
00:27:34,965 --> 00:27:38,969
-Daddy, can we please get a dog?
-I think Mom would poop a brick.
641
00:27:39,053 --> 00:27:42,515
-He's licking his nut sack.
-You would too if you could.
642
00:27:42,932 --> 00:27:44,600
It's a DeMarcus road trip.
643
00:27:44,684 --> 00:27:46,227
-[Dylan yells]
-[Ava screams]
644
00:27:46,310 --> 00:27:48,062
Stop or somebody's going out the window!
645
00:27:48,145 --> 00:27:50,898
-Camping's fun... with a chainsaw!
-[Ava screams]
646
00:27:50,981 --> 00:27:53,067
I'll cut you to pieces!
647
00:27:53,150 --> 00:27:54,318
[girls screaming]
648
00:27:54,443 --> 00:27:55,903
[Jay cackles]
649
00:27:56,737 --> 00:27:58,072
I can't wait to see it.
650
00:27:59,365 --> 00:28:01,826
["Do It Our Way"
by Andrew Nicholas Love playing]
651
00:28:10,126 --> 00:28:14,964
♪ We'll soar
Above it all ♪
652
00:28:15,047 --> 00:28:18,384
♪ Whatever it takes ♪
653
00:28:18,676 --> 00:28:22,054
♪ We'll do it our way
Our way now ♪
654
00:28:23,347 --> 00:28:24,348
♪ Hey ♪
50509
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