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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,844 - BRING ON THE MERCHANDISE. 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,147 - I HOPE WE GET OUR OWN SPECIAL FRAGRANCE LIKE JAY Z. 3 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:14,882 - I WANT TO PLAY THE BIG TIME RUSH VIDEO GAME. 4 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,016 - AND I WANT TO PLAY 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:19,420 WITH THE BTR ZOMBIE ATTACK SQUAD ACTION FIGURES! 6 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,421 - HAVE A SEAT, FELLAS, 7 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:21,889 'CAUSE WE'RE ALL EXCITED 8 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:26,627 TO DISCOVER WHAT BTR MERCHANDISE LIES BENEATH THIS SHINY CLOTH. 9 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:27,828 HIT IT, MARKETERS. 10 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:30,731 - BOYS, OUR CRACK STAFF HAS SPENT THE LAST YEAR 11 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:35,436 RESEARCHING, DEVELOPING, PATENTING, AND TESTING 12 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:40,641 THE EXACT MERCHANDISE THAT WILL AMAZE OUR RETAIL PARTNERS. 13 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:41,642 - ARE YOU READY... 14 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,377 FOR THE BIG TIME RUSH PRODUCTS 15 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,213 THAT'LL BE FLYING OFF THE STORE SHELVES 16 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,780 ALL OVER THE WORLD? 17 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:47,848 - BRING IT ON. 18 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:48,982 - SO READY. - BRING IT! 19 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:52,052 - I PRESENT TO YOU THE BIG TIME RUSH... 20 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,955 TOILET SCRUBBERS. 21 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:55,956 - BIG TIME RUSH... 22 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:58,092 HORSE SHAMPOO. 23 00:00:58,092 --> 00:01:02,763 - AND THE BIG TIME RUSH ACTION SET. 24 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,765 - THE DOLLS AREN'T HORRIBLE. 25 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:07,735 - THAT SAY ALL YOUR FAVORITE BIG TIME CATCHPHRASES. 26 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:11,739 - LET'S GET SOME HOCKEY BALLS AND PLAY A HOCKEY GAME! 27 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:14,808 - I MADE BOOM-BOOM, BETTER CHANGE ME! 28 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,518 - I LOVE IT! 29 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,986 WHAT ELSE DO THEY SAY? 30 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:30,591 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 31 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,360 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 32 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,162 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 33 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:38,166 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 34 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,234 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 35 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,236 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 36 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:45,072 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME 37 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,207 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 38 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,176 - * HEY, HEY 39 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,244 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW 40 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,879 - * HEY, HEY 41 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:54,182 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 42 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,783 - * UH-OH, UH-OH 43 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,251 * UH-OH, UH-OH 44 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,252 - * OH 45 00:01:58,252 --> 00:01:59,687 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 46 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:02,055 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 47 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:03,657 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK 48 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,859 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE 49 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:09,630 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 50 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:14,302 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 51 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,740 [clapping] 52 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:20,941 - EXCELLENT WORK, YOU TWO. 53 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:22,676 YOU'RE REALLY THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX. 54 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:25,213 - IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN PUT THEM BACK INSIDE THE BOX? 55 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:27,881 - YEAH, BECAUSE WHEN I THINK OF BIG TIME RUSH, 56 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,384 I THINK OF NOT HORSE SHAMPOO! 57 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,686 - THESE PRODUCTS ARE UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT, 58 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,455 WHICH EXACTLY THE KIND OF MERCHANDISE 59 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,324 SAM SELMART LOVES. 60 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,491 - SAM SELMART? 61 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,027 AS IN SELMART STORES? 62 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,061 - HOWDY, FRIENDS. 63 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,663 SAM SELMART FROM SELMART STORES. 64 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,131 LOOKEE HERE, THIS WEEK Y'ALL CAN SAVE 65 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:46,500 ON HOME ELECTRONICS, PUPPET GUM, 66 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,236 AND A SPRINGMATIC TURBO ADJUSTABLE BED. 67 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,770 NOW, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, FOLKS, 68 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,039 WITH 1,000 SETTINGS, THIS THING WILL GET YOU OUT OF BED 69 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:54,141 QUICKER THAN A RATTLESNAKE IN A SLEEPING BAG. 70 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:57,077 SELMART, OVER 9,000 STORES WHERE YOU CAN SHOP 71 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,779 FOR MORE FOR LESS FOR MORE. 72 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,281 - THAT'S THE ONE. 73 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:03,617 - GRIFFIN, DON'T WE THINK THAT THESE PRODUCTS ARE, UH-- 74 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,619 - HIGHLY EMBARRASSING? 75 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,621 - AND I DON'T SAY, "I MADE BOOM-BOOM." 76 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,890 all: YOU JUST DID. 77 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,259 - THIS IS NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE. 78 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:13,294 THIS IS ABOUT WHAT SAM SELMART LIKES, 79 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,663 WHICH IS WHY OUR MARKETING TEAM IS GOING TO PITCH THESE ITEMS 80 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,265 TO HIM AT 5:00 TODAY 81 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,700 AT HIS ANNUAL WEST COAST PRODUCT SEARCH. 82 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:23,471 - KEEP THE PROTOTYPES. 83 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:24,605 PLAY WITH THE DOLLS. 84 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,474 WASH A HORSE. 85 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:29,477 - I THINK YOU'LL LIKE THESE PRODUCTS AS MUCH AS WE DO. 86 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:32,646 - AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY COMPLAINING 87 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,114 OR YELLING. 88 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:39,119 [muffled speech] 89 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,655 - OKAY, GRIFFIN'S GONE. 90 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:49,029 - GUSTAVO, IF THESE END UP ON SELMART'S SHELVES, 91 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,631 WE WILL BE A LAUGHINGSTOCK. 92 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:51,832 - YEAH, I KNOW. 93 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,133 - I HATE BEING LAUGHED AT. 94 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:54,635 LIKE THAT ONE TIME IN THE THIRD GRADE 95 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,504 WHEN THOSE KIDS PANTSED ME IN THE CAFETERIA. 96 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:59,407 [together] WE SAID WE WERE SORRY. 97 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:00,808 - AND DO THESE GUYS EVEN LOOK 98 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:03,744 LIKE A ROBOT ZOMBIE ATTACK SQUAD? 99 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,747 - KENDALL'S GOT TO GO POTTY! 100 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,948 - I DO NOT SAY THAT! 101 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,583 - I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THE GUYS ON THIS ONE. 102 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,119 THESE PRODUCTS ARE TOTAL BOOM-BOOM. 103 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:14,388 - WHICH IS WHY... 104 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,324 WE ARE TAKING OVER THIS PITCH MEETING 105 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:20,494 AND PRESENTING OUR OWN BIG TIME MERCHANDISE. 106 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:21,662 - RIGHT. 107 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,864 ME, YOU, KELLY, AND CARLOS WILL STAY HERE 108 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:28,235 AND RECORD NEW COOL CATCHPHRASES FOR OUR DOLLS THAT AREN'T: 109 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:32,506 - YO, YO, LET'S GET A HANG DOWN LOW ON THE SNIP-SNAP! 110 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,207 - YEAH, JAMES AND I WILL HEAD UP 111 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,209 OUR OWN RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT. 112 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,978 - AND CREATE A BIG TIME PRODUCT 113 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:41,349 THAT SAM SELMART AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL WANT. 114 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:45,018 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S GET A HANG DOWN LOW ON THE SNIP-SNAP. 115 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,053 - STOP IT! 116 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:51,359 - AH, HERE COME OUR FUTURE KARATE CHAMPS! 117 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:53,761 GO TEAM! 118 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,863 NO KARATE IN THE LOBBY! 119 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:58,399 - HEY, I NEED A NEW PALMWOODS ROBE FOR MY MOM. 120 00:04:58,399 --> 00:04:59,800 I GOT A STAIN ON IT. 121 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:04,872 - THE AMAZING KATIE KNIGHT CAN'T GET A STAIN OUT? 122 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,106 - MOM WILL NEVER KNOW. 123 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,776 COME ON, LITTLE STAIN. COME ON, LITTLE STAIN! 124 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:11,712 [garbage disposal grinding] 125 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,248 NOPE. 126 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,650 - REPLACEMENT ROBES ARE AVAILABLE 127 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,051 AT THE PALMWOODS STORE. 128 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,387 - WHAT PALMWOODS STORE? 129 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:21,789 ding! 130 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,094 - WELCOME TO THE PALMWOODS STORE. 131 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,896 ONE PALMWOODS ROBE... 132 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:29,963 45 BUCKS. 133 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,699 - 45 BUCKS? 134 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:34,435 - IT HAS MICROFIBERS. 135 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,404 - [sighs] 136 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,941 - OKAY, WE NEED TO COMBINE OUR STRENGTHS 137 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,411 TO CREATE THE PERFECT SELMART MERCHANDISING PRODUCT. 138 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:46,547 - MINE ARE HIGH IQ, ADORABLE DIMPLES, AND CHEMISTRY. 139 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:47,681 AND YOURS ARE? 140 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,618 - GIRLS, GIRLS, HAIR, AND GIRLS. 141 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:53,153 SO WITH YOUR CHEMISTRY GENIUS AND MY KNOWLEDGE OF GIRLS, 142 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,855 WE CAN CREATE A TOTALLY AWESOME-- 143 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:55,856 - CHEMISTRY GIRL? 144 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,257 - PERFUME. 145 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:58,759 BIEBER'S GOT ONE. USHER'S GOT ONE. 146 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,461 AND WE SMELL WAY BETTER THAN THEM. 147 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,762 - I'LL SET UP A MINILAB 148 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,564 WHILE YOU GATHER UP ALL OF OUR FAVORITE ODORS 149 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:06,434 TO COMBINE INTO BTR'S SIGNATURE SCENT. 150 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,968 - SMELLEVATE. 151 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,970 - WHICH WE'LL NAME LATER. 152 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,872 - SMELLEVATE IS A GREAT NAME! 153 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:15,509 - DOGS, I PASSED YOUR DOLLS' VOICE CHIPS INTO THE BOARD 154 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:19,246 SO WE CAN RECORD NEW, COOLER BIG TIME CATCHPHRASES. 155 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:20,848 OKAY, CARLOS IS UP FIRST. 156 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:21,982 ACTION! 157 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,151 - THE ROBOT ZOMBIES ARE ATTACKING! 158 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:27,154 QUICK, TARGET THEIR REACTOR HEARTS! 159 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,522 PEW, PEW, PEW! PEW, PEW, PEW-- 160 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,723 - CUT! 161 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:30,891 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 162 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,626 - I BELIEVE IT'S THE BIG TIME RUSH 163 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:37,465 ACTION SET DEFEATING THE EVIL ROBOT ZOMBIES. 164 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:38,899 - WE DON'T SAY THAT. 165 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,233 - WELL, WE WOULD 166 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,903 IF WE WERE BEING ATTACKED BY EVIL ROBOT ZOMBIES. 167 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,138 - OKAY, KENDALL, YOU'RE UP NEXT. 168 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,239 ACTION! 169 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,475 - I'M KENDALL. 170 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:50,177 BE COOL, EVERYBODY. 171 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,745 - "BE COOL"? 172 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,847 HEY, I'M KENDALL. BE COOL EVERYBODY. 173 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,849 - IT'S A LOT BETTER THAN "PEW, PEW, PEW." 174 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,985 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? "BE COOL" IS STUPID! 175 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,286 - OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE STUPID. 176 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,954 - NO, YOU'RE STUPID. - NO, YOU'RE STUPID. 177 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:01,989 - NO, YOUR VOICE IS STUPID! 178 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:05,158 - SHUT IT! SHUT IT FOREVER! 179 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,494 [both speaking at once] 180 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,831 - PLEASE, STOP IT, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR-- 181 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:14,167 [muffled speech] 182 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,836 - I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE! 183 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:18,939 [muffled speech] 184 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,875 [menacing music] 185 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,979 - OKAY, LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN. 186 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,051 - HIYAH! 187 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,554 - I SAID NO KARATE IN THE LOBBY! 188 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:36,524 [kids screaming] 189 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,661 WHAT NOW? 190 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:41,862 - A NEW ROBE. 191 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,531 THE ONE YOU SOLD ME DOESN'T HAVE A BELT. 192 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,639 - SORRY, NO REFUNDS, RETURNS, OR EXCHANGES. 193 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,040 PALMWOODS STORE POLICY. 194 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,543 - WHAT? YOU SOLD ME A DEFECTIVE ITEM. 195 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:59,312 - IF YOU HAVE A COMPLAINT, CALL CUSTOMER SERVICE. 196 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,914 - OH, I'M CALLING. 197 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:09,056 [telephone rings] 198 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,658 - PALMWOODS STORE CUSTOMER SERVICE. 199 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,827 THIS IS REGINALD. HOW MAY I HELP YOU? 200 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,563 - THIS ISN'T OVER! 201 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,732 - SOME CRUSHED PINE NEEDLES 202 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:21,134 TO REMIND US OF OUR MINNESOTA ROOTS. 203 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,803 - A PINCH OF POWDERED HOCKEY PUCK 204 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:25,573 TO EVOKE OUR FAVORITE SPORT. 205 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,407 - A SPLASH OF OUR FAVORITE JUICE... 206 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,476 [together] JUICE BOX JUICE! 207 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,945 - WHOO! 208 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:35,115 - OKAY, ANYTHING ELSE? 209 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,784 [both sniff] 210 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:40,420 - PERHAPS SOME SPICE TO CAPTURE BTR'S ZEST FOR LIFE. 211 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:41,955 - PERFECT. - OKAY, NOW HURRY UP. 212 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,624 THE SELMART PITCH IS IN 45 MINUTES, 213 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,025 AND I STILL HAVE TO MAKE A FANCY BOX. 214 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,426 - OKAY. SPICE. 215 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,996 SPICE. SPICY SPICE. 216 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,898 SPICY SPICE, WHERE ARE YOU, SPICY SPICE? 217 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:53,601 NO, UH-UH, NO. 218 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,839 - OKAY, TWO MORE SUPER COOL BIG TIME RUSH CATCHPHRASES. 219 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,608 AND A-GO! 220 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,142 - GOT TO LIVE IT BIG-TIME! 221 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,343 - HELMETS RULE! 222 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,345 - PERFECT! 223 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:08,348 OKAY, AND NOW TO DRAG THE VOICE FILES 224 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,818 ONTO THE DOLLS' VOICE CHIPS. 225 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:13,887 AND WE ARE READY FOR OUR SELMART PITCH. 226 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,623 - ARE YOU SURE YOU DID THAT RIGHT? 227 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,324 - I'M SURE WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT IT! 228 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,926 - BUT DO YOU HAVE TIME TO EXPERIENCE-- 229 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,228 - THE ONE SCENT THAT IS BOLD ENOUGH TO BE CALLED... 230 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,530 SMELLEVATE. 231 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:24,632 - UH, NO! 232 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:26,033 BECAUSE WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN 233 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,935 TO GET RID OF GRIFFIN'S MARKETING TEAM 234 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,937 SO THAT WE CAN TAKE OVER THAT PITCH MEETING 235 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,639 WITH SAM SELMART. 236 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:35,175 [together] ON IT! 237 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,744 - NO TREE HATS! 238 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:40,280 - UM, TREE HATS HAVE SOLVED A LOT OF PROBLEMS. 239 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,749 - AND THEY'RE AWESOME. 240 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,050 - YEAH, DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA? 241 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,051 - HUH? 242 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,185 - WELL, UH, THERE'S... 243 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,855 [mumbles] 244 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,223 - HELLO, GRIFFIN'S MARKETING TEAM? 245 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,660 YES, THIS IS SELMART WEST COAST HEADQUARTERS. 246 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:53,894 WE'RE GONNA NEED TO CANCEL 247 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,896 THAT MERCHANDISING MEETING THAT YOU HAD TODAY. 248 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,932 MR. SELMART'S FEELING ILL. 249 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,734 [together] NICE! 250 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,235 - LET'S GO! 251 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,637 - OH, YEAH. - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 252 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,479 - WHO IN THE NAME OF CANDIED YAMS ARE YOU? 253 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,648 - WE ARE THE BIG TIME MARKETING TEAM 254 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:18,952 OF KENDALL, JAMES, CARLOS, LOGAN, GUSTAVO, AND KELLY. 255 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,220 - DO ME THE NAMES. 256 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,122 I'M GONNA CALL Y'ALL "CLEM." 257 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,323 WHAT YOU GOT, CLEM? 258 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,525 - SIR, I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE, 259 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,527 THE ITEMS UNDER THIS FANCY, SHINY-- 260 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:28,896 - STOP RIGHT THERE, BIG CLEM. 261 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,063 YOU SEE THEM BOXES BEHIND YOU? 262 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,264 THEY ARE EMPTY. 263 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,700 I WANT TO FILL 'EM WITH MERCHANDISE, 264 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,401 GET 'EM TO MY STORES, AND MAKE ME SOME MONEY. 265 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,770 NOW, QUIT TICKLING MY SIDE PARTS AND PITCH ME. 266 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,938 - RIGHT! 267 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,807 THE FIRST ITEM YOU'RE GOING TO SEE 268 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,308 IS A CLASSIC. 269 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,277 THE BIG TIME ACTION SET. 270 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,613 - WHICH INCLUDES SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE 271 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,548 BIG TIME CATCHPHRASES. 272 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,417 - YOU'RE STUPID. 273 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,418 - YOU'RE STUPID! 274 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,986 - THEM DOLLS JUST SASS ME? 275 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,154 - UH, NO, NO, NO. 276 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,156 WH-WHAT THE DOLL WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY IS-- 277 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,892 - SHUT IT! SHUT IT FOREVER! 278 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:02,629 - AND, NOW, HERE IS JAMES AND LOGAN 279 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:05,866 TO SHOW YOU THE NEXT PRODUCT YOU ARE SURE TO LOVE! 280 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,401 - WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO BE THE FIRST TO EXPERIENCE 281 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,237 BTR'S NEW FRAGRANCE... 282 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,740 - A SPICY, CONTEMPORARY SCENT 283 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:17,277 THAT SAYS YOU WANT TO LIVE IT BIG-TIME. 284 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:20,013 SMELLEVATE. 285 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,382 - AH! OH, MY SEEIN' EYES! 286 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,650 OH, I'M TEMPORARILY BLIND! 287 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:24,651 OH, IT BURNS! 288 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,353 both: WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THERE? 289 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,921 - LOGAN SAID TO MAKE IT SPICY. 290 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,623 - I SAID TO ADD SPICE, LIKE CINNAMON OR NUTMEG! 291 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,792 - [screaming] IT BURNS! 292 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,795 - SO NO TO THE HABAÑERO HOT SAUCE? 293 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,930 - * AH, AH, AH-AH, OH 294 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,832 - SORRY! - WALK IT OFF! 295 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,138 - AND IN OUR BIG STORY TODAY, 296 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,607 MEGA RETAILER SAM SELMART WAS INJURED 297 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,077 IN A MERCHANDISE MEETING GONE HORRIBLY AWRY. 298 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,780 WHILE BEING AIRLIFTED TO THE HOSPITAL, SELMART SAID, 299 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,682 "A BLIND SALESMAN IS LIKE A DONKEY WITH A HANGNAIL. 300 00:11:55,682 --> 00:12:00,453 YOU CAN LEAD HIM TO THE BARN, BUT HE'LL STILL CALL YOU SUSAN." 301 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,523 - GRIFFIN, BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING... 302 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,125 WE CAN FIX THIS. 303 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,126 - LET ME GUESS. 304 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,394 IT INVOLVES A CRANK PHONE CALL, 305 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,528 BREAKING AND ENTERING, 306 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,130 AND TREE HATS. 307 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:13,801 - WE WEREN'T ACTUALLY GONNA BREAK ANYTHING. 308 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,335 - [laughs] 309 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,905 - TREE HATS DON'T WORK IN THE HIGH STAKES BUSINESS WORLD. 310 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,140 WHAT MIGHT WORK IS THE PERSONAL APOLOGY 311 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,475 YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE SAM SELMART TODAY. 312 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,914 - [high-pitched voice] YEAH, GUYS, LET'S GO APOLOGIZE. 313 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,716 WE SHOULD GO SAY SORRY TO SAM! 314 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:33,053 OKAY, YEAH, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST STOP TALKING, BECAUSE... 315 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,822 - AND AFTER YOU APOLOGIZE, 316 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,257 I'LL BE THERE TO PERSONALLY PITCH THE PRODUCTS 317 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,993 SAM WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE YESTERDAY AT 5:00. 318 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,129 THE TOILET BRUSHES, THE HORSE SHAMPOO, 319 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,364 AND THE DOLLS THAT DO NOT TELL SELMART 320 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,434 TO "SHUT IT, SHUT IT FOREVER." 321 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,270 - GRIFFIN, IF PEOPLE SEE THESE PRODUCTS, THEY'LL LAUGH AT US. 322 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,139 - I HATE WHEN PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME... 323 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,841 THAT ONE TIME AT SUMMER CAMP WHEN THOSE GUYS 324 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,876 PUT A SIGN ON MY BACK THAT SAID, "FART ON ME." 325 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,711 [together] WE SAID WE WERE SORRY. 326 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:01,281 - AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY TO SAM SELMART. 327 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,150 AND PITCH THESE PRODUCTS. 328 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:06,086 WHAT DO YOUR DOLLS HAVE TO SAY NOW? 329 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,321 - LET'S GO TELL SAM WE'RE SORRY! 330 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,489 - WHATEVER GRIFFIN SAYS. 331 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,924 - YEAH, GREAT PLAN, BOSS! 332 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,360 - AWAY WE GO! 333 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,030 [all chanting] - BREAK IT, BREAK IT. 334 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,866 [door slams] 335 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,401 - I SAID NO KARATE IN THE LOBBY. 336 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,271 [kids yell] 337 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:26,974 [sighs] HOW CAN I-- 338 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,241 - I WANT MY BELT. 339 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,409 I BOUGHT A ROBE. 340 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,410 ROBES COME WITH BELTS. 341 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,711 I WANT MY BELT. 342 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,713 SO JUST REACH DOWN THERE, 343 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:37,484 OPEN UP ANOTHER ROBE, AND GIVE ME THE BELT. 344 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,153 - IF I DID THAT, THEN I'D HAVE A ROBE WITHOUT A BELT, 345 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,556 WHICH I CAN'T SELL, AND I'D BE OUT $45. 346 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:47,895 AND PERSONALLY, I'D PREFER IF YOU WERE OUT $45. 347 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,429 - HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION 348 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,730 "THE CUSTOMER'S ALWAYS RIGHT"? 349 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,133 - I DON'T LISTEN TO HIP-HOP. 350 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,502 IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM, CALL CUSTOMER SERVICE. 351 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,503 - DON'T... 352 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,907 MOVE. 353 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,142 [telephone ringing] 354 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,011 PICK UP THE PHONE. 355 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,514 PICK UP THE PHONE. 356 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,016 [machine beeps] 357 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,418 - YOU'VE REACHED THE PALMWOODS STORE CUSTOMER SERVICE LINE. 358 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,986 WE'RE EXPERIENCING HIGH CALL VOLUME. 359 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:17,257 YOUR CURRENT WAIT TIME IS LONG. 360 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,627 * BA, BA-DA, BA, BA, BA-DA-DA-DA * 361 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,300 - HOWDY, ARTHUR. - SAM. 362 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,370 - HEY, BOYS. BLIND ANYONE LATELY? 363 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,040 - WE ARE SO SORRY. - SO SORRY! 364 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,507 - "SORRY" DOESN'T TRIM THE WHISKERS 365 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,109 ON THE ADMIRAL'S BEARD, DOES IT? 366 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,946 BUT I WILL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU PITCH ME SOME MERCHANDISE 367 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,713 I CAN SELL IN MY STORES AND MAKE MONEY WITH. 368 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,715 - SAM, MY RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT TEAM 369 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,952 AT RCM/CBT GLOBALNET/SANYOID 370 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,020 HAS SOME EXCITING BIG TIME MERCHANDISE. 371 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,655 IT'S GONNA FLY OFF YOUR SHELVES! 372 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,323 - WELL, I SURE HOPE THEY'RE BETTER PRODUCTS 373 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,192 THAN THAT LAST JACKALOPE DONE TRIED TO PITCH ME. 374 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,027 KATY PERRY HORSE SHAMPOO AND TOILET SCRUBBERS 375 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,462 WITH ONE DIRECTION'S FACE ON THEM. 376 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,598 WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I WANT TO SCRUB MY JOHN WITH LIAM? 377 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,769 - WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE 378 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:08,108 THE ALL NEW AND IMPROVED BIG TIME RUSH ACTION SET. 379 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,309 - OOH. 380 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,711 - I MADE BOOM-BOOM. BETTER CHANGE ME! 381 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:12,879 [nervous laughter] 382 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,047 - BOOM-BOOM? 383 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,049 THAT AIN'T THE KIND OF ACTION I WANT. 384 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:19,719 I WANT KUNG FU GRIP AND SUPERPOWER. 385 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:24,857 - OH, OH, OH, THESE DOLLS, THEY FIGHT ZOMBIE ROBOTS. 386 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,360 - YEAH, YEAH, AND THEY GO, "PEW, PEW!" 387 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,361 - PEW, PEW? 388 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,696 NOW, I LIKE ME SOME PEW, PEW. 389 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,863 WHAT ELSE THEY DO? 390 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,899 - UH...THEY FLY! - DARN TOOTIN' THEY FLY. 391 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,802 [all speaking at once] 392 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,104 - I LOVE ME SOME FLYIN'! 393 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,271 HOW DO THEY FLY? 394 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,574 - OH, WELL, LIKE THIS! 395 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,076 beep! 396 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,577 - [yells] 397 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,778 crash! 398 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:52,019 - [high-pitched voice] WELL, HE SAID HE LOVED FLYING. 399 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,287 - NO REFUNDS AND NO RETURNS? 400 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,123 NO WAY. 401 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,028 - I SAID NO KARATE IN THE LOBBY! 402 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,895 - IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO GIVE ME THE BELT, 403 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,831 I'LL JUST TAKE IT MYSELF. 404 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:09,502 [punchy music] 405 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,571 BINGO. 406 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,406 - WELCOME TO THE PALMWOODS STORE. 407 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:17,844 ONE ROBE WILL BE $45. 408 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,247 - I DON'T HAVE $45. 409 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,415 - WELL, THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A ROBE. 410 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,185 - I WILL HAUNT YOU UNTIL I GET MY BELT. 411 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,854 FROM THE MOMENT YOU OPEN THIS STUPID PALMWOODS STORE 412 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,189 UNTIL THE MINUTE YOU CLOSE, 413 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,357 I WILL BE THERE. 414 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,525 I GAVE YOU $45, 415 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,627 AND I WILL GET MY MONEY'S WORTH. 416 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,429 - I'M SO SCARED. 417 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,098 [laughs] 418 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,870 - HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN IN THERE? 419 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:47,540 - ABOUT AN HOUR AND 23 MINUTES. 420 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,210 I THINK HE'S ALMOST FINISHED, THOUGH. 421 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,744 - AND WE'RE FINISHED. 422 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,280 BECAUSE SELMART STOPPED SELLING 423 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,082 BIG TIME RUSH'S MUSIC IN HIS STORES. 424 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,785 - WHICH ACCOUNTS FOR 50% OF OUR ALBUM SALES. 425 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,620 - ACTUALLY, 72%. 426 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,089 - [gasps] 427 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,356 - IT'S OVER. 428 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,192 I PITCHED HORRIBLE PRODUCT IDEAS, 429 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,095 LAUNCHED THE WORLD'S RICHEST CEO OVER OUR HEADS, 430 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:12,432 AND KILLED YOUR MUSIC CAREER IN LESS THAN THREE MINUTES. 431 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,834 - GRIFFIN, WE CAN FIX THIS. 432 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,269 - HOW? 433 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,405 WE'RE BANNED FROM SELMART'S WEST COAST HEADQUARTERS 434 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,872 AND BLOCKED FROM ALL HIS PHONE LINES. 435 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,246 [punchy spy music] 436 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,316 * 437 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,418 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GONNA WORK? 438 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:34,554 [together] DEFINITELY PROBABLY NOT. 439 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,562 [suspenseful music] 440 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,035 - AH! 441 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:52,372 [screams] 442 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:55,542 [gasping] 443 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,776 FINE. 444 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:57,910 YOU WANT A BELT? 445 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,580 I'LL GET YOU A BELT. 446 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,515 WELCOME TO THE PALMWOODS STORE. 447 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,552 HERE. HERE'S YOUR BELT. 448 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,554 - THAT'S A TIE FROM THE LOST AND FOUND. 449 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,955 - NO, IT'S A BELT! 450 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,258 AND IT'S NOT ONLY STYLISH. IT'S FUNCTIONAL! 451 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,260 AND IT'S STURDY 452 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:18,265 AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD YOUR ROBE TOGETHER. 453 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,633 YOU THINK YOU COULD BEAT ME IN A FIGHT? 454 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,636 WELL, BRING IT ON! 455 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,672 - YOU HEARD HIM, GUYS. 456 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,840 KARATE IN THE LOBBY! 457 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:28,975 [kids yell] 458 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:32,011 - NO! NO, NO, NO! 459 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,447 [kids yelling] 460 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,915 - THEY ALL DID GREAT TODAY. 461 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,551 THEY ALL GOT PROMOTED FROM THEIR WHITE BELTS. 462 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,221 - CAN I HAVE ONE OF THOSE? 463 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:44,056 - YOU CAN HAVE THEM ALL. 464 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:47,360 NO, BILLY, THE SOLAR PLEXUS. A LITTLE HIGHER. 465 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,429 [kids yelling and punches landing] 466 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,903 - OKAY, SO SAY WE GET INTO THE BUILDING, THEN WHAT? 467 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,474 - WE DO WHAT WE DO BEST. 468 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,809 SING. 469 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,277 - WE SHOW OFF OUR VOICES. 470 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,645 - AND NOT TOILET SCRUBBERS. 471 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,113 - HE SEES WE'RE A GREAT BAND 472 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,249 AND PUTS OUR MUSIC BACK ON THE SHELVES. 473 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,717 - AND WE GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS. 474 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,119 - AND FORGET ABOUT THIS WHOLE MERCHANDISE THING. 475 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,787 - I SEE TWO FLAWS WITH YOUR PLAN. 476 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:15,788 [together] WHAT? 477 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,591 - THEM. 478 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,927 - DON'T ANY OF YOU GUYS MOVE. 479 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,395 both: WE GOT THIS. 480 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,396 SMELLEVATE! 481 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,597 [both groaning] 482 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,600 [Elevate playing] 483 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,003 * 484 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,939 [alarms beeping] 485 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,106 - IS THIS GOING WELL? 486 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:37,109 [together] IT'S ABOUT AVERAGE. 487 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,245 - GO, GO, GO! 488 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,983 - WELL, GLAD YOU'RE BACK, BOYS. 489 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,653 GIVES ME A CHANCE TO TEST THE BEST PRODUCT I'VE SEEN SO FAR, 490 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,055 THE XR4-17 PINEAPPLE CANNON. 491 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,558 THESE BAD BOYS CAN KNOCK A BILLY GOAT OFF A BARN ROOF 492 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,293 AND MAKE FRUIT SALAD AT THE SAME TIME. 493 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:57,264 [laughing] 494 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,932 - LOOKS LIKE YOUR TREE HATS COULDN'T SAVE US AFTER ALL. 495 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,001 - OH, WHOA, WHOA, ROPE IT IN, THERE, JUNIOR. 496 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,837 WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS MOIST AND MEATY IS ON YOUR HEAD? 497 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,006 [together] TREE HATS? 498 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,541 - TREE HATS. 499 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,809 WHAT ARE THEY? 500 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,811 - UH, THEY HELP YOU... 501 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,447 WITH, UH, WITH THINGS. 502 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,015 - STYLISH. BIODEGRADABLE. 503 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,017 KEEPS YOU COOL IN THE SUMMER, WARM IN THE WINTER. 504 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,352 I LOVE 'EM! 505 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,554 I'M GONNA CALL 'EM... 506 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,256 TREE HATS! 507 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,557 - WAIT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, 508 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,158 YOU WANT TO BUY THESE? 509 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,894 - I WANT 200,000 OF 'EM, SON. 510 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,129 I'M GONNA PUT 'EM IN MY BOXES AND SELL 'EM ALL OVER THE WORLD. 511 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:32,098 MONEY! OW. 512 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,000 - BUT WE THOUGHT YOU HATED US. 513 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,802 - PRETTY CLEM, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. 514 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,371 A FELLER ONCE STABBED ME IN THE FOOT WITH A PENKNIFE. 515 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,806 DARN NEAR TOOK OFF MY WHOLE BIG TOE. 516 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,240 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DONE? 517 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,545 I BOUGHT EVERY KNIFE THAT FELLA HAD AND MADE ME RICH AS MIDAS. 518 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,846 WHAT DO YOU SAY, SON? 519 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,281 WE GOT A DEAL? 520 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:51,217 - AND YOU'LL KEEP SELLING BIG TIME RUSH'S MUSIC? 521 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,019 - DOES AN AARDVARK FART IN A PARK ON TUESDAY? 522 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,288 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. - UH, I'M NOT REALLY SURE. 523 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:58,458 - YES I'LL KEEP SELLING YOUR "MUSIC." 524 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,694 [whooping and cheering] 525 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:05,798 WHOO-HOO! 526 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,968 - BOYS, WE HAVE TO SAY WE COMPLETELY UNDERESTIMATED 527 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,571 YOUR MERCHANDISING AND MARKETING GENIUS. 528 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,906 - THE TREE HATS ARE MAKING SAM SELMART... 529 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,808 VERY HAPPY. 530 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,611 - THEY'RE MAKING ME LOTS OF MONEY. 531 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,348 - IN FACT, SAM IS SO IMPRESSED WITH YOU GUYS, 532 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:24,984 HE'S GONNA BE INVESTING IN SOME OF YOUR OTHER PRODUCT IDEAS. 533 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:28,455 [together] WHAT OTHER PRODUCT IDEAS? 534 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,791 - HOWDY, FRIEND, SAM SELMART HERE WITH THIS WEEK'S SPECIALS. 535 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,461 COME ON DOWN TO SELMART AND GET YOURSELF A BIG TIME TREE HAT 536 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,563 FOR ONLY $24.99. 537 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,230 AND WHILE YOU'RE HERE, WHY NOT GET YOURSELF 538 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,501 A BIG TIME RUSH ROBOT ZOMBIE ACTION SET! 539 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,670 PEW, PEW! AND THEY FLY! 540 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,372 AND FOR YOU WEEKEND GARDENERS, 541 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:48,475 AIN'T NOTHIN' KEEPS PESTS AND BUGS AWAY LIKE SMELLEVATE. 542 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,511 PROVEN, TESTED, AND EFFECTIVE ON ME. 543 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:54,013 SELMART, WHERE YOU CAN SHOP FOR MORE FOR LESS FOR MORE. 544 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:54,947 OW! 545 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:58,785 - * STEP IT UP, GET IN GEAR * 546 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,620 * GO FOR BROKE, MAKE IT CLEAR * 547 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,722 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME 548 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,557 - * HEY, HEY 549 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,726 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 550 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,561 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT 551 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,564 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME 552 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:12,565 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 553 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,434 - * HEY, HEY 554 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,736 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW 555 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,471 - * HEY, HEY 556 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:20,740 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 557 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,475 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 558 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,577 * OH-OH, OH-OH 559 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,112 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 560 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,481 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 561 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:32,284 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 562 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:36,088 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 563 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:40,860 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 39369

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