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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:12,646 - AH, ANOTHER PERFECT DAY AT THE PALMWOODS. 2 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,715 - [gasps] EXCEPT FOR THAT. 3 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:20,421 - PARABOLIC MICROPHONE NOW! 4 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:21,822 [laugh track] 5 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:22,890 WHAT WAS THAT? 6 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:24,325 - SOUNDED AWFUL. 7 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,526 - IT'S PROBABLY INTERFERENCE. 8 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:26,627 JUST AIM. 9 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:29,630 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD DATE SCIENCE, THEN! 10 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:32,266 [audience gasping] 11 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,934 - SHH. 12 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:37,037 - ALL I DID WAS CITE RECENT DATA THAT CONCLUDED 13 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,707 THAT OVEREXPOSURE WITH A PARTNER OR SPOUSE 14 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,342 INCREASES THE INCIDENTS OF BREAK-UPS. 15 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:42,643 - MM-HMM. SMALL WORDS. 16 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:43,644 - PLEASE. 17 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:44,778 - I TOLD CAMILLE WE NEED 18 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:46,314 TO LIMIT OUR DATES TO TWO NIGHTS A WEEK. 19 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:47,315 - MAKES SENSE. - GENIUS. 20 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:48,416 - DAT-A GOOD. 21 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,950 - I KNOW, RIGHT? SHE'S BEING DRAMATIC. 22 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,253 I MEAN, WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO, DATE SOMEONE ELSE? 23 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,926 PARABOLIC MICROPHONE NOW! 24 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:01,962 - SO SINCE I HATE EATING ALONE AND YOU NEED THE EXPOSURE, 25 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,464 HOW ABOUT DINNER AT PAPARAZZI 26 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:04,532 TONIGHT AT 8:00? 27 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:05,633 - WHAT? 28 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:07,701 - IT'S A DATE! 29 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:08,969 - WHAT? 30 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:10,871 - SO I GUESS SHE IS GOING TO DATE SOMEONE ELSE. 31 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,140 [laugh track] 32 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,641 - QUIT, YOU. 33 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:14,675 - JUST TURN IT DOWN. 34 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:15,876 - WHY DOES IT KEEP DOING THAT? 35 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,645 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 36 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:19,447 * DON'T LOOK BACK, DON'T HESITATE * 37 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:23,684 - * WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 38 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,586 - * WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU FEEL * 39 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,288 * NEVER QUIT AND MAKE IT REAL * 40 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:30,558 - * WHEN YOU ROLL BIG TIME 41 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:31,792 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 42 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,527 - * HEY, HEY 43 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,529 - * LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW 44 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,465 - * HEY, HEY 45 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:39,633 - * DON'T YOU FEEL THE RUSH * 46 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,502 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 47 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,471 * OH-OH, OH-OH 48 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:44,972 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 49 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:47,308 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 50 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:48,876 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK 51 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:51,345 * WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE 52 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:55,183 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 53 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:59,487 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 54 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,658 - DUDE, CAMILLE JUST AGREED TO GO ON A DATE-- 55 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:07,428 - AH! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA... 56 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:08,429 - HE'S TAKING THIS WELL. 57 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:09,530 - UH-HUH. 58 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,299 - REHEARSAL IS CANCELED TODAY. 59 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,500 - HOW COME? 60 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,402 - BECAUSE GUSTAVO'S DOCTOR ORDERED HIM 61 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:16,003 TO TAKE A 24-HOUR BREAK FROM THE THINGS 62 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,505 THAT STRESS HIM OUT THE MOST. 63 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,207 - OH, GRIFFIN? 64 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:20,474 BUDGETS? 65 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,709 WRITER'S BLOCK? 66 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:24,212 - YOU, YOU, HIM, 67 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,513 AND LOGAN! 68 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:27,014 [beeping] 69 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:29,350 - AH! HIS WATCH IS GONNA BLOW! 70 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,285 - IT'S A BLOOD PRESSURE MONITOR, 71 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,786 AND IT GOES OFF WHEN HE'S STRESSED, 72 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:37,925 SO STAY AWAY FROM ME FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS! 73 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:41,229 - NO REHEARSAL? 74 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:44,232 - THAT MEANS I'M FREE TO GO OUT... 75 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,533 WITH A JENNIFER. 76 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,781 LATER, BOYS. 77 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,616 - YOU KNOW, HE MIGHT HAVE A SHOT THIS TIME. 78 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,918 - UNTIL HE BURP ASKS HER OUT 79 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:08,155 OR GIVES HER A GIFT, WHICH WILL BE A FROG. 80 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:10,258 - I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 81 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:12,092 FRIENDSHIP POWERS ACTIVATE! 82 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:13,627 [lightning strikes] 83 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,266 - HEY. 84 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,500 - HEY. 85 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,569 - HEY? 86 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,804 - HEY! 87 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:26,774 - HEY! 88 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,676 - LADIES? 89 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:37,318 - HEY, GIRLS. 90 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:40,288 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 91 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:43,891 WE SHOULD ALL GO OUT AND TALK ABOUT OUR TOP TEN HIT-- 92 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:44,992 OH, WAIT. 93 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:46,294 I'M BUSY TONIGHT. 94 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:50,130 BUT CARLOS IS FREE, RED DRESS JENNIFER. 95 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,599 - [scoffs] 96 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,734 UM, SURE. 97 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,403 - GREAT. HE'LL SEE YOU IN THE LOBBY AT 6:00. 98 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,637 - HUH? 99 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:02,443 - LOOK, I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF GETTING A DATE MYSELF. 100 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:03,644 - OF COURSE YOU ARE. 101 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,979 I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY WING MAN FOR MY BEST BUD. 102 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,449 - WELL, THANK YOU, BUD, 103 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,418 BUT I CAN HANDLE IT FROM HERE. 104 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:11,552 - I'LL HANG ONTO IT. 105 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:12,586 - GIVE ME MY HELMET, MAN. 106 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,621 - LET ME HAVE IT. 107 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:14,788 - GIVE ME MY HELMET! 108 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,690 - SURE. 109 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:22,730 - HIT ME AGAIN. 110 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,232 LOOK, IT'S JUST TIME TO FACE THE FACTS. 111 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,670 CAMILLE AND I ARE JUST TOO DIFFERENT, OKAY? 112 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,339 I BASE DECISIONS OFF LOGIC, 113 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:33,774 AND CAMILLE THINKS MY LOGIC IS STUPID. 114 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,909 - OKAY, BUT YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S NO SUCH THING 115 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,244 AS THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND. 116 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:39,413 YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE-- 117 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,781 - BOO! 118 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,816 - WELL, THEN, MR. LOGIC, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 119 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,485 INVENT THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND? 120 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,953 - [chuckles] 121 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,822 [harps cascading] 122 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,058 - GREETINGS, LOGAN, 123 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:53,894 YOU ARE SMART AND HOT LIKE ME. 124 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,696 LET'S GO ON A DATE. 125 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:56,797 - [laughs] 126 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,032 IT WORKED. 127 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,033 IS IT TOO WEIRD? 128 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,402 - COMPLETELY. 129 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,571 - BUT IMPRESSIVE. 130 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:04,905 - I KNOW. 131 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,374 GO ON SCIENCEMATCH.DATE 132 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,609 AND SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND. 133 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,478 ONE THAT'S JUST LIKE ME. 134 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,779 JUST NOT A ROBOT. 135 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:12,780 - WHAT? 136 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,281 - NOTHING. 137 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,085 - WELL, I'M GONNA GO SEARCH FOR LUCY 138 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:21,689 BECAUSE SHE WAS VERY RUDE TO ME IN THE LOBBY. 139 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:23,256 - WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THE-- 140 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,426 - I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN. 141 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:28,462 GET ME CHOCOLATE. 142 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:31,932 [elevator bell dings] 143 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:42,976 - OH, MY GOD. 144 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,011 - LEAVE ME ALONE. 145 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,779 - NO WAY. 146 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,314 - IF YOU DON'T, I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR-- 147 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,749 MOM, DAD, HI. 148 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,283 - LUCILLE. 149 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,853 - I MISSED MY GIRL. 150 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:58,225 OH, IS THIS A FRIEND FROM THE CONSERVATORY? 151 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,259 - YES. 152 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,028 THIS IS KENDALL, 153 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,263 WHO STUDIES CLASSICAL MUSIC, 154 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,297 JUST LIKE ME. 155 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,666 [chuckles] 156 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,435 - YEP. THAT'S ME. 157 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,537 HER CONSERVATORY FRIEND. 158 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,905 - WELL, THEN YOU MUST GIVE US A TOUR 159 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,708 OF THIS OFF-CAMPUS RESIDENCE THAT YOU ALL LIVE IN. 160 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,809 - NO. 161 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,678 MOM, KENDALL HAS TO STUDY 162 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,880 FOR A TEST TOMORROW, AND-- 163 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,650 - WOULD LOVE TO GIVE YOU A TOUR. 164 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,351 LET'S START IN THE PARK. 165 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:25,453 - P FOR PEACHY. 166 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,588 [laughter] 167 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,695 - HEY, SOMEBODY'S LOOKING SHARP. 168 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,329 - UH-HUH. 169 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,966 I'VE GOT A BIG DATE, SO I GOT TO DRESS BIG, RIGHT? 170 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,635 - [chuckling] YEAH, YOU DO. 171 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:42,803 - OH. 172 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,705 AH. 173 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,106 - OOPS, SORRY. 174 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,575 - JAMES! 175 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,076 - EPIC JUICE BOX FAIL. 176 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,311 - NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE. 177 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:52,880 [grunts] 178 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,817 HMM? 179 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,351 - WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 180 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:01,489 - OH, JUST SAVING CARLOS' DATE WITH RED DRESS JENNIFER? 181 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,756 - IMPOSSIBLE. 182 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,758 SHE'S TOO CLASSY, AND HE'S TOO CARLOS. 183 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,895 - GREAT. 184 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,731 NOW I HAVE TO WEAR THIS STUPID OUTFIT. 185 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,504 - SO, BUD, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THE FUTURE MRS. GARCIA? 186 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,672 - WELL, IN MY HANDS RIGHT HERE 187 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:21,141 I HAVE DIRECTIONS AND RESERVATIONS 188 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:24,978 TO THE NEAREST SLOPPY CHEESE. 189 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,714 THERE'S PIZZA, PRIZES, 190 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:28,048 AND A WHOLE LOT OF FUN. 191 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,049 - MM-HMM. 192 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,084 - SWEET. 193 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:35,322 WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE THOSE RESERVATIONS 194 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,924 AND GO ON THE DATE WITH CARLOS. 195 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,325 - CAN I BRING MY NEW SLINGSHOT? 196 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:39,527 - SURE. 197 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:40,894 WE MIGHT NEED IT. 198 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,195 - ACCORDING TO HER PROFILE, 199 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,131 SHE HAS AN IQ OF 130, 200 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,100 LIKES MATH HOMEWORK, CROSSWORDS, AND TOAST. 201 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,401 - GREAT. 202 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:49,402 WHY AM I HERE? 203 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,038 - BECAUSE IF SHE'S A WEIRDO, 204 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:53,440 I NEED MY MOM TO GROUND ME. 205 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,376 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 206 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,081 HI. ARE YOU LINDSAY? 207 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,049 - YEAH, HI. 208 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,283 SORRY I'M LATE. 209 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,553 WHILE ON MY BIKE, I MET STRONG EASTERLY HEADWINDS, 210 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:06,687 PROBABLY DUE TO-- 211 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:10,157 both: A DISTURBANCE IN THE LOWER IONOSPHERE. 212 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,593 - LOGAN MITCHELL, I AM YOUR MOTHER. 213 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:15,563 YOU ARE GROUNDED, MISTER. 214 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,264 - OKAY, UM... 215 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,399 UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 216 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:22,435 - DON'T YOU NOTICE ANYTHING WEIRD ABOUT HER? 217 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,638 OR FAMILIAR? 218 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,874 - UM, I THINK SHE'S CUTE 219 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,576 AND WE HAVE AN AWESOME CONNECTION. 220 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:31,912 - YEAH, YOU HAVE A BIG CONNECTION. 221 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,881 GOOD LUCK ON YOUR DATE. 222 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,216 - NOT GROUNDED. 223 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,651 [chuckles] 224 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,654 - UM, WHO IS THAT? 225 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:43,290 - OOH, CAMILLE, UH, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU. 226 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,291 THIS IS LINDSAY. 227 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,894 WE'RE GOING ON A DATE TONIGHT. 228 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,061 - SO ARE WE. 229 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,196 AT CHEZ FANCE-AY. 230 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,264 IT'S GONNA BE A CHEZ PARTAY. 231 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,333 - OH, WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD DOUBLE DATE. 232 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,035 RECENT DATA CITES THAT DOUBLE DATING 233 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,236 EASES FIRST DATE JITTERS 234 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,805 AND FOSTERS SOCIAL INTERACTION. 235 00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:00,608 - WELL, I KNOW LOGAN LOVES DATA. 236 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,109 - AND I KNOW THAT CAMILLE LOVES DATING. 237 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,711 - AND I KNOW I LOVE PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME. 238 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,412 SO LET'S MEET HERE AT 6:00? 239 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,314 both: IT'S A DATE! 240 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,319 - IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 241 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,888 - I LOVE DOUBLE DATES. 242 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,790 - AND AS WE CONCLUDE OUR TOUR, 243 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,059 PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO SOME COMPLIMENTARY 244 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,928 PALMWOODS LEMONADE. 245 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,162 - HOW SWEET. 246 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,163 - THANK YOU, KENDALL. 247 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,065 - YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 248 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,133 - GET SOME FOR ME. 249 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,167 [chuckles] 250 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,368 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 251 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,537 - I'M LEARNING A LOT MORE ABOUT YOU. 252 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,139 LIKE, YOU PLAY A VIOLIN 253 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,642 AND YOU OWN A WIG 254 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:37,044 AND YOU LIE TO YOUR PARENTS. 255 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,780 - LOOK. 256 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,949 MY PARENTS ARE CLASSICAL MUSICIANS. 257 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,184 THEY THINK I'M IN L.A. IN A VIOLIN SCHOLARSHIP. 258 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,653 AND THEY WOULD BE VERY DISAPPOINTED 259 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,087 AND ANGRY 260 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,522 IF THEY FOUND THAT I DYED MY HAIR BLACK AND RED 261 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,191 AND WAS TRYING TO BE A ROCK GUITAR GODDESS. 262 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,560 - OKAY, OKAY. I GET IT. 263 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,295 IS THERE ANYTHING I COULD DO TO HELP? 264 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,296 - YEAH. 265 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,731 BEAT IT. 266 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:00,000 'CAUSE I CAN TELL THEY'RE GONNA INVITE YOU TO DINNER. 267 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,401 [people laughing] 268 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,837 NO ONE CAN BEAT MY MOM'S MIDWESTERN CHARM. 269 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:04,838 - PLEASE. 270 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,306 MIDWESTERN CHARM IS NO MATCH 271 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,441 FOR L.A. COOL. 272 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,812 - OH, IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALL GOING ON A FUN DOUBLE DATE. 273 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:12,880 [squeals] 274 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,815 - [chuckles] 275 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,016 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 276 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:19,052 BUT I HOPE THIS PLACE HAS CRAYONS. 277 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,124 - SO WHERE ARE WE GOING TONIGHT? 278 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,827 - WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT YOU 279 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:30,097 ARE GONNA HAVE THE GREATEST DATE OF YOUR LIFE. 280 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,604 - FRIENDSHIP POWERS ACTIVE. 281 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,039 - ISN'T THIS STUPID ENOUGH? 282 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,874 - ACTIVATE. 283 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,552 - AH, MESSIEURS ROCQUE, WELCOME BACK. 284 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:55,388 - TABLE FOR ONE, JACQUES, IN THE CORNER, 285 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,490 WHERE NO ONE WILL BOTHER ME. 286 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,192 - [speaks in French] 287 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,563 [all talking at once] 288 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,540 UH, RIGHT ZIS WAY. 289 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,975 - YES. - OH, HERE WE GO. 290 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,878 [all talking at once] 291 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,316 - OKAY, WE GOT CARLOS HERE. 292 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,185 NOW HOW DO I GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO HIM 293 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,988 TO KEEP HIM FROM RUINING HIS DATE? 294 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,923 - EASY. YOU ROCK. 295 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,961 AND I ROLL. 296 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,263 [man grunts] 297 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:39,132 - THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. 298 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,034 I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT THESE DIRECTIONS TO-- 299 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,404 - WELCOME TO CHEZ FRANCE. 300 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,040 I THINK SEÑOR MIGHT ENJOY READING 301 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,242 ZE SPECIAL HERE. 302 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,477 - UH, OKAY. 303 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:53,313 "WHY DON'T YOU ORDER FOR US, JENNIFER? 304 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,016 AND THEN LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS." 305 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,785 - [scoffs] WOW. 306 00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:00,487 GUYS NEVER WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS. 307 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,422 AND YOUR TWO MOST EXPENSIVE MEALS, PLEASE. 308 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,125 - [speaking gibberish French] 309 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:13,366 - WAITER, I'D LIKE TO ORDER. 310 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,802 - AH! 311 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,838 - CAN I AT LEAST HAVE MORE ROLLS? 312 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,173 [grunting] 313 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,645 [stately string music playing] 314 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,815 - MAYBE IF I ASK NICELY, 315 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:31,284 THOSE MUSICIANS WILL LET YOU TWO PLAY VIOLIN ONSTAGE. 316 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,253 OH. 317 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,489 - [chortles] 318 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:41,494 ACTUALLY, UH, I PLAY GUITAR. 319 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,397 YEAH, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE IT SPANS ALL RANGES OF MUSIC, 320 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,834 FROM CLASSICAL TO JAZZ 321 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:47,901 TO ROCK. 322 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,169 - UGH. 323 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,838 ROCK MUSIC? 324 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:55,675 - DO NOT GET US STARTED ON THAT THREE-CHORD TRASH. 325 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,144 - I HAVE TO GO TO THE RESTROOM. 326 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,646 SO DOES KENDALL. 327 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,054 - OW. 328 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,155 WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 329 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,689 I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU. 330 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,392 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST PULL MY WIG OFF WHILE YOU'RE AT IT? 331 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,127 DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY PARENTS DID 332 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,529 WHEN THEY FOUND OUT MY BROTHER DYED HIS HAIR AND PLAYED DRUMS? 333 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,697 - THEY... 334 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:18,999 ACCEPTED HIS ARTISTIC INTEGRITY 335 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,234 AND HUGGED HIM? 336 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,269 OW. 337 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,871 - THEY SENT HIM TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 338 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,105 AND THE GUYS ARE HERE. 339 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,907 - JUST LOGAN AND CARLOS. 340 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:31,879 AND JAMES, THE MUSTACHIOED WAITER. 341 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,280 - HEY, WHO'S THE-- [gasps] 342 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,048 - SHH. 343 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:39,887 - SAY ONE WORD, AND YOU DIE. 344 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,889 - OH, CAN I GET MORE ROLLS? 345 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,197 - SO DOES EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE HAVING. 346 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,498 - WELL, YEAH, CAMILLE, 347 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,200 YOU SHOULD HAVE THE ARROGANT BLOWHARD. 348 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,634 OH, WAIT, YOU ALREADY DO. 349 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,270 - OOH, WHERE'S THE ARROGANT BLOWHARD? 350 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,439 I MUST HAVE THE LUNCH MENU. 351 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,608 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, LOGAN? 352 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,643 OR DO YOU NEED MORE DATA TO ORDER? 353 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,212 - OH, HERE WE GO. 354 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,313 - OH, WE'RE GOING. 355 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,515 - WHERE IS THE ARROGANT BLOWHARD? 356 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,917 - ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT FOOD? 357 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,651 all: YES! 358 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,054 - SO THAT'S HOW I FEEL. 359 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,622 NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. 360 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:20,460 - OR I COULD SHOW YOU HOW I POP MY SHOULDER OUT OF ITS SOCKET. 361 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,461 CHECK IT OUT. 362 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,363 I JUST GO LIKE THIS. 363 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,597 [groaning] AND I JUST KEEP-- 364 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,500 - A ROSE FOR ZE LADY, MESSIEURS. 365 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,637 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 366 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,940 I'M NOT GONNA PAY $10 FOR ONE ROSE. 367 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:36,576 NO, THANK YOU, MESSIEURS. 368 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,145 - OUI, OUI, YES, YOU DO. 369 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,512 - NO, I'M NOT. 370 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,513 - FOR ZE LADY. 371 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,548 - NO, THANK YOU. 372 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,549 - OUI, MESSIEURS. 373 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,716 - I DON'T WANT IT. 374 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,318 - TABLE THREE IS COMPLAINING. 375 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,020 - BUY ZE ROSE! 376 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,191 - UNBELIEVABLE. 377 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:55,262 - I MEAN, WHY WOULD I PAY $10 FOR ONE ROSE? 378 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,303 - BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT ME A WHOLE BOUQUET. 379 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,106 CARLOS, THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING DATE. 380 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,874 - YES, IT IS. 381 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,110 YOU'RE WELCOME. 382 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,813 [both speaking at once] 383 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,548 - MESSIEURS, YOUR WAITER. 384 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,684 - FINALLY. 385 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,252 - MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, MESSIEURS? 386 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,454 - I WOULD LIKE THE TROUT ALMONDINE 387 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,823 WITH ASPARAGUS. 388 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,359 - TROUT ALMONDINE, TABLE 12. 389 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,995 - OH. 390 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,135 - THE SERVICE HERE IS A LITTLE SLOW. 391 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,169 OH, UH, WAITER? 392 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,670 - OUI, OUI. 393 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:42,142 - UH, SO WHAT SHOULD WE GET FOR DESSERT? 394 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,210 - WHAT NOW? 395 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,377 - YOUR WIG'S FALLING DOWN. 396 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,378 I SEE STREAKS. 397 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,014 - [gasps] FIX IT. 398 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,481 - OKAY, TAKE IT-- OH, NO, YOU HOLD-- 399 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,482 SHH, SHH, SHH. 400 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,318 [both speaking indistinctly] 401 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,786 IT ALL LOOKS SO GOOD. IT'S SO HARD TO CHOOSE. 402 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,222 [both chuckle] 403 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,356 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 404 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,357 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 405 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,358 OKAY, WE GOT IT. 406 00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,526 - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOOD. 407 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,560 LET'S JUST SKIP DESSERT 408 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,495 BECAUSE I AM SO FULL. 409 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,597 - WE HAVEN'T ORDERED DINNER YET. 410 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,533 - UH, CHECK, PLEASE. 411 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,409 - MMM. 412 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,112 WHO ELSE IS LIVING DINING WITH ME AND EATING TOAST? 413 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,748 - I LOVE TOAST, BUT RECENT DATA STATES 414 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,483 THAT YOU SHOULD ONLY EAT IT TWO DAYS A WEEK. 415 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,052 - WHAT? THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 416 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,386 IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING, 417 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,854 YOU SHOULD ENJOY IT ANYTIME YOU WANT. 418 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,056 - HA! 419 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:31,424 SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT RECENT DATA IS WRONG? 420 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,161 - OOH, WHAT I'M SAYING IS... 421 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,362 YOU'RE ON A DATE WITH HIM? 422 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,197 - YOU REALIZE YOU'RE DATING YOURSELF, RIGHT? 423 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,565 both: NO, WE'RE NOT. 424 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,234 WAIT. 425 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,436 OH. 426 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,904 - HEY, SO YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GREAT 427 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:45,972 TO DO ON FANCY DATES? 428 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,340 - WHAT? 429 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,278 - TWO SPOONS. 430 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:54,081 OH! ZE SOUFFLE. 431 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:57,184 - CARLOS, HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE SOUFFLES? 432 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,154 - OH. 433 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,225 NO ICE CREAM? 434 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,560 - A LA MODE! 435 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:13,133 - THE THINGS I DO FOR THESE IDIOTS. 436 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,167 - AH! 437 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,668 splat! 438 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,270 PFFF! 439 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,508 - JAMES? 440 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,276 - OUI. 441 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,611 HEY, GUYS. 442 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:25,878 WHAT'S GOING ON? 443 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,980 - YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON. 444 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,783 I TOLD YOU THAT I DIDN'T NEED ANY HELP ON MY DATE, 445 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:31,818 AND YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. 446 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,221 - ARM WRESTLING? SERIOUSLY, DUDE? 447 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,855 I SHOULD STILL BE PLAYING DUMB. 448 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,224 [speaks gibberish French] 449 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,291 - OH, COME HERE. 450 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,892 - OH! 451 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,128 - WHO WANTS DESSERT? 452 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,195 - AH! 453 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,330 NO, NO, NO, NO! 454 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,665 - I HAD A GREAT TIME ON THIS DOUBLE DATE. 455 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,833 - NO, NO, NO! WATCH OUT! 456 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,037 - DO RECENT STUDIES SHOW THAT OPPOSITES ATTRACT? 457 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,705 - DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE. 458 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,875 - ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS? 459 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,010 - RECENT DATA REVEALS FOUR OUT OF FIVE FIRST DATES 460 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:01,248 END IN FAILURE. 461 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,249 - OH, NO, NO, NO! 462 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,683 WHOA! WHOA! WATCH OUT! 463 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,717 - THAT'S IT! 464 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,718 WORST MEAL EVER! 465 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:06,853 - OH, BUT MESSIEURS, 466 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,921 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE DESSERT CART YET. 467 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,357 AH, HERE IT COMES. 468 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,424 - OH! OH! 469 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,392 - YEAH, THAT'S JAMES. 470 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,760 - [screams] 471 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,295 [blood pressure monitor beeping] 472 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,164 [crashing] 473 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,534 - OH! OH! OH! 474 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,337 WHO! WHOA! 475 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,176 - KENDALL, YOU SAVED MY WIG. 476 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,178 - YEAH. 477 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,445 - I'M NOT KISSING YOU. 478 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,447 - I KNOW THAT. 479 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,583 - OH. 480 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,717 - LUCILLE. 481 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,552 - YOUR HAIR. 482 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,922 - UH, MR. AND MRS. LUCY'S PARENTS, 483 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,824 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 484 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,027 - I THINK YOU DON'T ATTEND A CONSERVATORY AT ALL. 485 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,096 AND NEITHER DOES HE. 486 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,064 - WOW. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK. 487 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:55,368 - MOM, DAD... 488 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,669 I'M OUT HERE WRITING SONGS 489 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,037 AND TRYING TO BE A ROCK STAR. 490 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,706 - OH, LUCY. 491 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,841 WE ARE SO DISAPPOINTED. 492 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:02,975 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 493 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,777 YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF HER. 494 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,446 SHE IS... 495 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,249 AN AMAZING MUSICIAN. 496 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,451 IN FAT, UM... 497 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,952 WE CAN PROVE IT TO YOU. 498 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,554 RIGHT NOW. 499 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,955 - WE CAN? 500 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:20,693 - YES, AS LONG AS I GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTERWARDS. 501 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:25,365 - * I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ALWAYS GET SO INSECURE * 502 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,235 * I WISH YOU COULD SEE WHAT I SEE * 503 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,603 * WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR * 504 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,539 * AND WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME * 505 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,342 * WHEN I SAY 506 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,810 * THAT TO ME YOU GET MORE BEAUTIFUL * 507 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,979 * EVERY DAY 508 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,549 - * WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE MAGAZINES * 509 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:46,986 AND THINKING THAT YOU'LL NEVER MEASURE UP * 510 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,121 * YOU'RE WRONG * 511 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,990 - * 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY COVER * 512 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,260 * COVER GIRL 513 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,628 * I THINK YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR * 514 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,963 * YEAH, YOU ARE 515 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,298 * WHY DON'T YOU KNOW? * 516 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,333 * YEAH, YOU'RE SO PRETTY * 517 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,435 THAT IT HURTS * 518 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,004 * IT'S WHAT UNDERNEATH THE SKIN * 519 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,774 * THE BEAUTY THAT SHINES WITHIN * 520 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:11,544 * YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT ROCKS MY WORLD * 521 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,581 * MY COVER GIRL 522 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,683 * OH 523 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,051 * MY COVER GIRL 524 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,219 * OH 525 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,722 - * YOU'VE GOT A HEART OF GOLD * 526 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,358 * A PERFECT ORIGINAL 527 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,828 - * WISH YOU WOULD STOP BEING SO HARD ON YOURSELF * 528 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:29,929 * FOR A WHILE 529 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,131 * AND WHEN I SEE THAT FACE 530 00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,467 * I TRY TO 1,000 WAYS 531 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,536 - * I WOULD DO ANYTHING 532 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,539 * TO MAKE YOU SMILE 533 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,108 * MY COVER GIRL 534 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,511 * WHOA 535 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,747 - * MY COVER GIRL 536 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,016 [cheers and applause] 537 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,657 - SO I CAN STAY? 538 00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:01,628 - WELL, AT LEAST IT'S A STRONG INSTRUMENT. 539 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:08,000 - NOW, CAN YOU PUT THE WIG BACK ON? 540 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,536 - PLEASE. 541 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,070 - YOU WERE THE BEST ONE OUT THERE. 542 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,340 AND THIS WAS THE BEST DATE EVER. 543 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,943 - THAT'S BECAUSE I GOT THE BEST BUD EVER. 544 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,078 - I KNOW. 545 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,181 - WHY DO YOU THINK WE BREAK UP SO MUCH? 546 00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,951 - PROBABLY BECAUSE WE LIKE MAKING UP SO MUCH. 547 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,356 - HUH. 548 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,424 MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS PERFECTLY NORMAL. 549 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,493 TURNS OUT I DIDN'T NEED TO SPEND QUALITY TIME 550 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:34,961 AWAY FROM MY DOGS. 551 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:38,598 I NEEDED TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH MY DOGS. 552 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,832 - THE CHECK, MESSIEURS. 553 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,868 - AH, THANK YOU, MESSIEURS. 554 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,370 [humming jovially] 555 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,371 [gasps] 556 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:45,705 [blood pressure monitor beeping] 557 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,073 - OH, NO, NO, NO. 558 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,275 - [squealing] 559 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,411 [all talking at once] 560 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,051 - * STEP IT UP, GET IN GEAR * 561 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,252 * GO FOR BROKE, MAKE IT CLEAR * 562 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,422 - * GOT TO GO BIG TIME 563 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,256 - * HEY, HEY 564 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,158 - * MAKE IT WORK, GET IT RIGHT * 565 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,994 * CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT 566 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:11,197 - * GOT TO DREAM BIG TIME 567 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:12,399 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 568 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,266 - * HEY, HEY 569 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,302 - * GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT NOW 570 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,204 - * HEY, HEY 571 00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,306 - * ISN'T IT A RUSH * 572 00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:22,141 - * OH-OH, OH-OH 573 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:24,276 * OH-OH, OH-OH 574 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:25,778 - * GO AND SHAKE IT UP 575 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,180 * WHATCHA GOTTA LOSE 576 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:32,151 * GO AND MAKE YOUR LUCK WITH THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE * 577 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:35,788 * IF YOU WANT IT ALL, LAY IT ON THE LINE * 578 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:40,427 * IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 37196

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