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EMCEE:
Now, from mystical lands
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where he learned the magic
arts from wizards and seers,
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folks, please welcome to
the Hocus Pocus Palace stage,
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The Astounding Bewildero.
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[BEWILDERO GRUNTS]
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Oh, these are
heavier than I thought.
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-[GROANS]
-[AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]
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Thank you!
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I am The Astounding Bewildero.
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And I... Bewilder you!
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Bewilder you!
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-[SCREAMS]
-[BIRD SQUAWKING]
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Help, help, help!
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Ta-da!
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And now I'd like to bring out
my lovely assistant, Susan.
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You got a smudge. [SLURPS]
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Mom, stop!
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And now I,
The Astounding Bewildero,
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shall pull from this
very hat, a rabbit.
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A rabbit... Where's the...
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It appears the rabbit refuses
to leave the mystical realms
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from whence it whences...
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-[BIRD SQUAWKING]
-[SUSAN SCREAMS]
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The shredding talons,
the symbol of peace
hurts the flesh!
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Ta-da!
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[RUMBLING]
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Um...
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A-ha!
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The rabbit must have left the
mystical realms the wrong way,
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and entered this box.
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The exits aren't clearly
marked in mystical realms.
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Ta... Da...
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-[GROWLS]
-[SCREAMS]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
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FRED: This is so cool.
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I've been dying to go
to the Hocus Pocus Palace
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for as long as I can remember.
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So, like...
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We're going, on purpose,
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to a scary castle,
on purpose...
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To watch supernatural acts
performed, on purpose,
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but this time,
we're paying money to do it?
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What could go wrong?
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It's fun.
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I've been fascinated by
magic since I was a boy.
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Every trick is like a
mini mystery to solve.
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I don't know Fred,
magic seems kind of silly.
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Really?
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Do you think, this is silly?
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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ALL: Fred vanished!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Ta-da!
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[THUDS]
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Now who's silly?
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You hid under the dashboard.
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[SPEAKS SOFTLY] Magic.
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SCOOBY-DOO: We almost died.
SHAGGY: On purpose.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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Here we are,
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the Hocus Pocus Palace.
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Yes, here we are,
all by ourselves.
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FRED: Hmm...
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I heard it was usually packed
during the new member
audition week.
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So it's skating today, Daphne?
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That's how I roll.
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[CREAKS]
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Cool!
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SAUL TWINKLESHINE: [ON PA]
Welcome to the
Hocus Pocus Palace.
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[SCREAMS]
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Please continue into
the main room if you can...
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Like how? There's no door.
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We're trapped here forever.
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As you can see,
gaining entrance will take
all your cunning and guile.
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-All of your...
-Found it!
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Brain power and...
Oh come on, seriously!
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It's Saul Twinkleshine.
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This is the owner of
the Hocus Pocus Palace.
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He was one of the greatest
stage magicians of all time.
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"Was"? Watch this.
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[GASPS]
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That was amazing!
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Right. Excuse me, Mr...
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Twinkleshine, but why is the
Hocus Pocus Palace so empty?
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Yeah, I thought it was
new member audition week.
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It is. There's a ridiculous
rumor that a mutant rabbit has
been attacking the magicians.
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BOTH: "Rabbit"?
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Sounds like a mystery to me.
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All I know is, most of the
Palace's members have
been scared away,
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and only a couple of
new magicians are
willing to audition.
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The Palace won't survive
without a strong membership.
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Well, it's a good thing
I'm here to audition.
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Oh, great!
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Jokey Jody, our resident
comic magician will show
you to your room.
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BOTH: "Comic magician"?
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Yes, I also do
birthday parties and weddings.
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[HONKS]
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Do what to them?
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Uh, guys,
we'll catch up with you.
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Scoob and I wanna
make some food vanish.
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Food is an illusion.
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This way to the elevator.
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What elevator?
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That's the question,
which way is up...
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And which way is down?
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-The closer you...
-Found it!
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Dang it!
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Hi, welcome to Hex Mex,
are you members?
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Uh, no...
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[FLY BUZZING]
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How about, yes?
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This is actually better Scoob,
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like we won't get the
usual complaints when
people see us eat in public.
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I just hope a waiter
eventually shows up.
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Hey, calm down.
We can share a menu
until they bring another one.
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What menu?
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[GROWLING]
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Like, who ordered the rabbit?
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Send it back!
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[GROWLS]
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[SHAGGY SCREAMS]
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Okay Fred,
so, what's this plan of yours?
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FRED: You'll see.
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[GRUNTS]
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Uh, maybe I should've
waited on skates
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for a more rolling-friendly
environment.
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[SIGHS]
What else have I got here?
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Do you think this is a good
place to learn Portuguese?
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Sure, qual e esse livro?
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What's that book?
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It's a history of
the Hocus Pocus Palace.
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Legend says this place was
originally home to a magician
named Magus Fa,
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who studied the
black forbidden arts.
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And also raised
bunnies on the side.
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Fa even tried to summon
a spirit from the beyond
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and place it into one of
his rabbits, Mr. Wiggly.
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The spirit turned out to be
a malevolent demon,
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and Mr. Wiggly was transformed
into a horrible creature
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that haunts the
palace to this day.
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You had me at "Mr. Wiggly".
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So, I... Missed a lot
of that, actually.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ta-da! [ECHOING]
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For the love of all that is
good in this world, what have
you done to yourself?
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This is our plan.
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How'd you get your
eyeliner so perfect?
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Oh, I lined it with a pencil
first, then I traced that with
a liquid liner and...
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BOTH: Ahhh! Mutant rabbit!
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You saw him?
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BOTH: Ahhh! Mutant Fred!
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Guys, we've got to stop this
mutant rabbit and save
the Hocus Pocus Palace.
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That's why we're going
undercover as an
auditioning magician...
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And his entourage.
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So you just happened
to have that outfit
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and this isn't an attempt
to live out some elaborate
magician fantasy?
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[SCOFFS] That's absurd!
It's for the mystery.
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[SCOFFS] Elaborate magician
fantasy, please.
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So I'm the edgy, but
classically trained magician,
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Freddy or Not.
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In my past,
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there's a tragedy involving
my most famous trick
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which I refuse to perform
anymore or even talk about.
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This creates conflict with
Velma my manager,
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who was being groomed to take
over her controlling father's
real estate empire, but...
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Here, it'll be easier for you
to just study your backstories
I've prepared.
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-Cool, so I'm your
stage assistant?
-Yes. [ECHOES]
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You've been offered a lot
of money by my arch nemesis,
The Great Gorgonzolo,
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to learn the secret of
my most famous trick.
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-On roller skates.
-Done.
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-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
-[CREAKING]
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I wonder who that is.
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[GROWLS]
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[GROWLS]
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[GROWLS ANGRILY]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Run!
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And/or roll.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Split up!
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Hold it. Like you always
get to go in the direction
the monster does not go.
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This time, Scoob and I want to
go in that direction.
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-Fine, we'll switch.
-[SHAGGY HESITATING]
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-Not so fast.
-You agreed to that
awfully quickly,
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which means that you must know
that the monster's gonna
follow us in that direction.
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-Makes sense...
-No, it doesn't!
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Shaggy, Scooby,
just pick a direction.
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-If only it were that simple.
-But it's not.
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-Yes it is.
-Clearly you must have known
that by so readily agreeing
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to switch with us, we would
change our minds to go back
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to the original direction
we were gonna go.
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An obvious mistake.
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Therefore we should go with
our original-original instinct
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which is to go in the
direction you were gonna go.
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One might have thought.
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Because you'd know that
the most prudent course
of action was to not follow
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our instincts and follow
the direction that
we were gonna go
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that you were gonna go
that we were gonna go.
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[PANTING]
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-We wanna go that way.
-[GROWLS]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[GROWLS]
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But my logic
was so impeccable.
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I stopped listening.
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[RATTLING]
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[GROWLS]
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[SIGHS]
There you are. Tasha, right?
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Huh?
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You must be my new
second assistant. This is
my first assistant, Nina.
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We need to get you
into costume.
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I'd say size 22, extra furry.
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SCOOBY-DOO: Twenty-two,
in your dreams.
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Perfecto, okay. Let's do this.
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Okay Tasha, let's start with
the famous "sawing the
assistant in half" trick.
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And now...
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What are you doing?
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Well, it's an illusion, Nina.
See...
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[SCREAMS]
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Nina, come back!
It's just a trick.
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[GROWLS]
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Huh?
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[GROWLS ANGRILY]
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I think we lost him.
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Man, these skates didn't even
give me an advantage
when being chased.
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What was I thinking?
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I wouldn't even know
where to begin.
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Hey, this is
Saul Twinkleshine's office.
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[CHIMES]
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Hmm...
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Is this Saul as a child?
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Yeah, they said he practiced
in the mirror incessantly.
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Perfecting illusions,
that to this day,
no one can explain.
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Yeah, well,
we'll see about that.
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Huh, it looks like he's behind
on his mortgage payments
for this place.
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It couldn't be a worse time
for all the dues-paying
members to be scared away.
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Wow, you know
you're in a rough spot
when a mutant rabbit
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just adds insult to injury.
[CRASHES]
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Strange, they list the owner
of the Hocus Pocus Palace
as "Greg Twinkleshine".
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Maybe "Saul Twinkleshine"
is his stage name.
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So he changed his first name?
Makes sense.
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Who'd want to see the
amazing illusions of
Greg Twinkleshine?
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, where's Saul?
Who are you guys?
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Why aren't you
wearing a shirt?
247
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,449
-I'm Johnny Cobra.
-[HISSES]
248
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,850
The bad-boy of magic.
249
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,543
Hi, I'm Freddy or Not.
250
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,854
The occasionally not perfectly
behaved boy of magic.
251
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,809
Are you here for
the auditions too?
252
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:08,078
[SCOFFS] Auditions are
for birthday magicians
wearing eyeliner.
253
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,902
I'm here to crush human minds
with my street magic.
254
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,381
Street magic?
255
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,690
That's not real magic.
256
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,207
I am sick of you
sparkly losers saying that.
257
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:20,041
I dove into a swimming pool
filled with fire ants.
258
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,130
[SCOFFS]
That's called bad luck.
259
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,569
I stood on the highest
windowsill of a skyscraper
for two weeks.
260
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,306
That's being indecisive.
261
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:28,227
I was run over
by a garbage truck.
262
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:32,012
-How's "not looking both
ways" real magic?
-Guys, please.
263
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:36,229
I think we can all agree
that no magic is real magic.
264
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,320
BOTH: Oh, yeah?
265
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,150
VELMA: You palmed the quarter.
266
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:41,937
Card was marked,
deck wasn't shuffled.
267
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,292
Your tooth was already loose,
same-sided coin.
268
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,422
You dislocated your shoulder,
the first frog was fake.
269
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:49,074
Contact lenses, that's not
the same pair of underwear.
270
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,949
[FRED AND JOHNNY PANTING]
271
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,432
-Like there you guys are.
-Where's his shirt?
272
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:56,822
Hey, you're Johnny Cobra.
273
00:12:56,906 --> 00:13:00,426
Like I once saw you hang
upside down in a tank of
non-fat milk for three days.
274
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,608
I've always wanted
to ask you this...
275
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,740
Why?
276
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,047
-Freddy or Not.
-Yes, that's me.
277
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,884
You're on next.
278
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,622
Oh, really. [CHUCKLING]
279
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:13,182
-How's my eyeliner?
-How would I know?
280
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:16,800
Okay gang, it's magic time!
281
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,194
Welcome to member auditions.
282
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:23,667
First to the stage is a young
magician who may be new
to magic,
283
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,809
but magic is not new to him.
284
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,027
-What?
-I give you...
285
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,730
Wait... How did he do that?
286
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,993
Freddy or Not.
287
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,166
Hi, I am Freddy or Not.
288
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:41,432
And I ask you to imagine,
the unimaginable.
289
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:50,393
As you can see,
I am completely
tied up with ascots.
290
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:55,181
Once I enter this ice-cold
water, I'll have but two
minutes of air in my lungs.
291
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:59,189
And now, Daphne will
slowly lower me to my
almost certain doom!
292
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,839
[SCREAMS]
293
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:03,537
[GRUNTS]
294
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:11,294
-Like, does Fred know
what he's doing?
-Oh, this is an old trick.
295
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,089
[MUTANT RABBIT GROWLS]
296
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:46,971
Something's wrong.
297
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,760
[GROWLS]
298
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:01,679
MAN:
♪ Well it's out of control
as I was figuring out
299
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:05,300
♪ That I'm alive
little baby, yeah
300
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:11,002
♪ Or maybe someone else
is singing whose gonna last,
yeah, yeah
301
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:14,394
♪ I've got my pants tied
walking down the broken glass
302
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:17,918
♪ He's singing who's gonna
last, yeah, yeah
303
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,574
♪ It's gonna show, oh!
304
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:26,745
♪ Who's gonna last yeah, yeah
305
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:30,358
♪ Got my pants tied walking
down the broken glass
306
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:34,021
♪ I'm singing who's gonna
last, yeah, yeah
307
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,407
♪ It's gonna show, oh
308
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,940
♪ Why, I think
I'm out of control ♪
309
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:43,593
[TIMER DINGS]
310
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:47,946
[GASPS]
311
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,776
Ta... Da...
312
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:55,353
Great, we lost another
dozen members because
of you meddling kids.
313
00:15:55,432 --> 00:16:00,262
Whoa, hey, hey. I think it's
a little early to be throwing
"meddling kids" around.
314
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:05,400
You, Freddy or Not, are the
first magician to be banned
from the Hocus Pocus Palace.
315
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:06,566
[GRUMBLES]
316
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,231
I don't believe it...
317
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,095
He called me a magician!
318
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:13,926
I saw him vanish and
reappear across the room
with my own eyes.
319
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:17,056
And my own brain can't
make my own mouth
explain how he did it.
320
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,330
It's an anatomical
coup d'etat.
321
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,283
Okay, I'm just gonna
flat-out say it.
322
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,631
Roller skates was a bad idea.
323
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:28,121
Portuguese would have been
such a beautiful lilting
language to complain in.
324
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,294
I said this was a
horrible idea from the start.
325
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,640
So like, I'm actually
feeling pretty good
326
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,560
about myself right now.
327
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:35,685
We called it.
328
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,207
I'm sorry, gang.
329
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:41,391
I got so caught up in being
Freddy or Not, the elaborately
back-storied magician,
330
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:46,218
that I completely lost sight
of being Freddy Jones,
the solver of mysteries.
331
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,749
No, as long as I'm owning the
lameness of wearing
332
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,053
roller skates to
a magician's club,
333
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:55,010
we've all gotta face the fact
that this is as lame
as we've ever gotten.
334
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,931
Fred's bummed because frosting
his hair, putting on eyeliner
335
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,627
and doing stage magic made
him forget to solve a mystery.
336
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,496
-Lame!
-I'm so ashamed.
337
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,198
Velma Dinkley is wigging out
because a guy named
338
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:10,197
Saul Twinkleshine
tricked her with his magic.
339
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,640
Double lame.
340
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,986
Why is that twice
as lame as Fred's?
341
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,206
Shaggy and Scooby were the
most level-headed and
reasonable of all of us...
342
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,517
-[SCREAMS]
-[THUDS]
343
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,522
Lame. Anyone have
an extra wheel?
344
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,165
"An extra wheel"!
345
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,999
Fred, that's it!
That explains everything.
346
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,608
I'm feeling our lameness
melt away.
347
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,829
We have to get back
on that stage.
348
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:34,619
How? You've been
banished like Scoob and I
from cruise-ship buffets.
349
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,225
This isn't over!
350
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:39,186
I may have been banished...
But Velma hasn't.
351
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,284
SAUL TWINKLESHINE:
And now, the final audition.
352
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,628
Please welcome...
353
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,887
Velma, the Mathgician.
354
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:51,975
Thank you.
355
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,291
The number nine,
ladies and gentlemen...
356
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:58,473
Now it's a six! What happened?
357
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:01,035
Yes, I, Velma the Mathgician
358
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,693
just made three whole
numbers disappear.
359
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,132
[GROWLS]
360
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,830
[GROWLS ANGRILY]
361
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,175
And now it's time
for us to vanish.
362
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,567
Over here, gang!
363
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:23,452
Huh?
364
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,240
[GROWLS]
365
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,762
Let's see you escape from...
366
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,499
Yeah, that might have been
a little too easy.
367
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:35,591
[GROWLS]
368
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,570
You actually
caught the mutant rabbit.
369
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,183
No, who we caught
is actually...
370
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,088
ALL: Saul Twinkleshine!
371
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,361
ALL: But Saul Twinkleshine is
standing right there!
372
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,274
ALL: What's going on?
Are my eyes deceiving me
373
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,319
or is this
the greatest magic trick ever?
374
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:08,315
Not the greatest trick ever,
the oldest.
375
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:11,058
This Saul Twinkleshine
is actually...
376
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,069
ALL:
Another Saul Twinkleshine!
377
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,633
How many Saul Twinkleshines
can there possibly be?
378
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,640
No, this is Greg Twinkleshine,
379
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,512
Saul's identical twin brother.
380
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,514
They've kept him hidden from
the public all these years,
381
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,026
for the sake of
their magic career.
382
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,520
I noticed in the photo of Saul
that his reflection was not
a perfect mirror image.
383
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:31,132
That's because it
wasn't one child
looking in a mirror,
384
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,393
it was twins
in an empty frame.
385
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,216
That was the hook to the act.
386
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:38,834
Saul could seemingly
make himself vanish and
reappear anywhere.
387
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,656
Their success allowed them
to buy the Hocus Pocus Palace,
388
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,705
but they realized running
a magic club wasn't
an easy trick.
389
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:47,712
After losing money for years,
they knew they had to sell it.
390
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,405
Enter, the mutant rabbit.
391
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,063
Legally, Saul and Greg weren't
allowed to sell the property
392
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,368
as long as members
were paying their dues.
393
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:58,145
So they decided to use the
old legend of Mr. Wiggly
394
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,240
to scare off all
the remaining members.
395
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,979
Now, we've officially meddled.
Go for it.
396
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:06,771
This is beyond meddling,
you've ruined our lives,
for what?
397
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,507
Who cares if we
close the club?
398
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,028
I do.
399
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,471
Because as long as
someone is forced to keep
400
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:14,038
the Hocus Pocus Palace
open against their will,
401
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,945
the dream of Freddy or Not
can live on.
402
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:20,781
Actually, I saved up enough
from my comedy act
to buy the place.
403
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:23,701
Oh! Wow, okay...
404
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,177
Cuff 'em and take 'em away.
405
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:30,793
Ta-da!
406
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:34,971
Ta-da!
407
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:36,839
Ta-da!
408
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:37,891
OFFICER: Please, stop that.
409
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:43,113
Officers, hold on.
410
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:47,808
I'm just happy to know,
in the end, no one was able
to trick Velma Dinkley.
411
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,508
Oh, yeah?
412
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,076
Ta-da!
413
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,952
-What?
-I'm walking home
in bunny feet.
414
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,595
-Some mysteries are not
meant to be...
-Found it!
415
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:57,560
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