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Kimmy, from the first moment I saw you,

I vowed to spend the rest of my life by your side.

Sure, those first couple of years were awkward,

me just standing there next to you,

[CRYING]

Oh, right! It's bad luck for you to hear my vows before the wedding!

[WAILING]

-I'm sorry, I didn't know you were... -[WAILING INTENSIFIES]

Oh, right!

You don't like me to say "I'm sorry" all the time

because it make you feel like you're a monster.

-I am so sorry! -[WAILING INTENSIFIES]

And I just said "I'm sorry" again.

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Look, Kimmy, come on. My Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy.

You know I love you.

Kimmy?

[SHRIEKS]

[SCREAMS]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[GROWLING]

SCOOBY: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING]

Like, this doesn't look right. Fred, can you help me?

Scoob, can you help me with this thing?

It just takes practice.

Well, I've never been to a wedding,

much less been best man!

The only things I've ever been best at

were running away, eating and running away while eating!

Shaggy, being best man is easy.

You just hand Nate the wedding ring...

Got it right here!

-That's an olive. -[EXCLAIMS]

[GULPS]

Like, that was close. Phew.

Prosciutto without olives is for amateurs.

Right.

Then the only other thing you have to do

with great wisdom, insight and humor in your best man speech.

Best man's speech?

Like, Scoob, when were you going to tell me about this?

-Me? -You're the wedding expert!

Why do you think Nate and Kimmy asked you to officiate the ceremony?

I'm ordained!

-[KNOCKS ON DOOR] -Hey, it's the girls.

Now remember, no matter how bad it is,

be complimentary.

Come in!

-Ta-da! -[GROANS]

Wow, those dresses are... They sure made two of them.

Yeah, like they made one and actually said, "Let's make another."

Then,

they did.

Oh, give it up. The last time I saw an outfit this horrifying,

Fred pulled a mask off of it.

The poufy bridesmaids' gowns, the romance, the folding chairs.

I love it all!

[GRUNTING]

Wow, these heels are not my scene.

It's okay. I can help you, Velma.

As a bridesmaid, you should be a bit more... Graceful.

You know, less stomp, more glide.

Come on, let's go downstairs.

I'll stick to stomping.

[GRUNTING]

Everyone, sign the wedding guest book,

a tradition as old as...

Signatures.

Done.

Wow! Like that's a lot of wedding guests to deliver a...

[STAMMERS] A speech to.

Look at them all, judging me.

-There you guys are. -Nate, how's it going?

Terrible! Listen, you can't tell Kimmy,

but last night I was attacked by a ghost!

-A ghost? -A speech?

I mean, "a ghost"?

Yeah, this place is really haunted.

Not good. Kimmy is a very superstitious bride.

I'm telling you she will only see the negative side

of an evil ghost attacking her wedding.

Why would she choose a potentially haunted wedding venue?

She didn't know. Kimmy loved this bed-and-breakfast so much,

I couldn't bring myself to tell her.

What was?

100 years ago, a photographer was trying to take a picture

of a very large wedding party on the cliff's edge,

but he couldn't get everyone in frame.

That's the final photograph.

They say the ghost of the cliff bride

haunts this place as an omen of bad luck.

Okay, this is unsettling.

What were the chances a story like that could be true?

In our experience, 100%.

Don't worry, Nate. We'll solve this mystery and save your wedding.

But the wedding is only in a few hours.

There's so much going on, so much to do.

And Kimmy can't find out about any of this,

or she'll call the whole wedding off!

Call the wedding off? I don't think so!

You and Kimmy are our oldest friends.

Right now, we are going to split up and solve this mystery.

And you know nothing, and I mean nothing,

can distract us from solving a mystery.

Hey! It's a catering tent!

What? I was distracted.

Like, maybe we should investigate these wedding appetizers.

[CHOMPING]

You're not devouring.

No! I can't focus on food!

I gotta write my speech. How's this sound?

[CLEARING THROAT] Like...

Go on.

That's all I got so far. What do you think?

-[CRYING] -Oh, you're right. It's hopeless.

Uh, that's not me.

[CRYING CONTINUES]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[GROWLING]

BOTH: It's the cliff bride!

Okay, this is where Nate said he was attacked by the ghost.

Look for anything that seems out of place.

[CRUNCHING]

These heels are out of place on this rocky terrain.

Whoa!

[GRUNTING]

So much for being graceful.

You should try my method. Less glide, more stomp.

[SCREAMING]

Like, how about more run-for-your-lives!

[HOWLING]

[ALL SCREAM]

-[ALL SCREAM] -Run!

[GRUNTING]

Whoa! Velma, how are you doing that?

[GRUNTING]

[ROARING]

Ah, oh, oh!

[SCREAMS]

[SHRIEKS]

Daphne!

Help!

I refuse to go out a cliche!

-[GHOST SHRIEKING] -Quick, what do we do?

Hang on, Daphne! We're coming!

-[LOUD FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] -Ha!

[GRUNTING]

That was amazing!

And weird!

-[GRUNTING] -Less gawk, more run.

[GROWLING]

[ALL SCREAM]

SHAGGY: Like, I think we lost her.

-[STRAINING] -[SLEEVE RIPS]

Ugh, this dress is getting destroyed.

Traditional weddings and running from ghosts, bad combo.

[GRUNTING]

I disagree. These clothes are so freeing.

I've never felt so athletic, alive and tall!

I'm a giant!

Gang, the wedding is in less than an hour. We have to solve this mystery.

Less than an hour? My speech!

Just remember. Whatever we do, we cannot allow Kimmy to find out...

-Find out what? -Whoa! Oh, hey, Kimmy.

Yes, find out about Shaggy's amazing best man's speech.

It's just gonna blow you away.

For the greater good.

Oh, cool, I was worried for a second.

I can't have any bad luck on our special day.

Honey, in the end it's up to you and what's-his-face...

Nate.

...to make your marriage work.

Or not.

I know, Mom. But I have to be practical

about getting off to a good start

by putting sugar cubes in my gloves

and avoiding the color yellow.

-[SPLASHES] -[GASPS]

Atta girl!

Nate's right. Kimmy's superstitious enough to call off this wedding

if we don't solve this mystery.

We've gotta get moving.

[GRUNTING]

There has to be a way to do this gracefully. It's a wedding!

[SCREAMING AND CRASHING]

Ugh, drat!

This whole contraption is supposed to be over there!

Mom, it doesn't matter where the DJ's booth is set up.

Weddings are in the details.

Just because you're marrying into that awful family

doesn't mean we throw all our standards out the window!

It's just a DJ booth.

There go our standards, out the window! Ugh!

[TECHNO MUSIC BLARING]

Uh, hello, Nate.

Please tell me the mystery situation

is going better than the mother situation.

Good news! We were attacked by the ghost!

How is that good news?

That's generally the first step to solving a mystery.

Wait, Kimmy's alone in the bridal suite. What if the ghost attacks her?

You're right. Someone needs to protect her without her finding out why.

It can't be me.

She'll never allow it.

20 minutes before the ceremony.

Come on, Stompy, let's do this!

Stompy? I kinda like that.

[GRUNTING]

SHAGGY: Hmm.

DAPHNE: Don't worry, Kimmy.

everything is perfect for your perfect day.

Velma, secure the room!

[GRUNTING]

Thank you, Daphne. I know I've been a little high-strung.

I just love Nate so much, and I want our marriage to start on the right foot.

And for that foot to have a sixpence in its shoe.

BOTH: For good luck.

[GRUNTS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

This window overlooks the cliff where the ghost attacked us.

We're lucky Kimmy didn't see it.

-Yeah, with these. -Time to put on my veil.

Veil time, yes! Let the veiling commence!

-[GASPS] -[ROARS]

No. No veil. Not yet.

-Why not? -[MUFFLED HOWLING]

Do you hear...

-[GHOST HOWLING] -[MIMICS HOWL] Oh!

I still need to do your hair.

-[HOWLING CONTINUES] -[MIMICS HOWL]

[CUPBOARD RATTLING]

I think my hair is fine.

No, it's not! You're a hot mess, woman! Dryer!

-[HAIR DRYER WHIRRING] -It needs to be much, much drier!

-[BANGING IN CUPBOARD] -What was that?

-[GRUNTS] -[ROARING]

[GRUNTS]

-[SCREAMS] -[GRUNTS]

Did you hear that?

-[BANGING ON DOOR] -...flow of positive energy.

Wow, cool. Thanks, Velma.

You know, I think your hair would look better in an up do.

[SHRIEKING]

I mean, a down-do!

[GRUNTING]

[CONTINUES GRUNTING]

-Now I can't see. -Perfect! Time to get married! Velma!

[GRUNTING]

KIMMY: Whoa!

What's going on? Okay.

[PANTS]

Oh, man!

We just gotta get them through the ceremony.

Once they say, "I do," we'll worry about speeches and ghosts.

[VELMA GRUNTING]

Ugh! Go on without me!

Let's get this wedding moving, people!

[WEDDING MARCHPLAYING]

Huh, it's a wedding march, not a crawl. Let's pick up the pace!

[WEDDING MARCHSPEEDING UP]

[KIMMY PANTING]

-Okay, let's do this. Ring? -Check!

-Wait a minute. -Objections?

-Nope. -Hold on. This isn't how...

Nate, say, "I do."

Scooby, we haven't said our vows.

We trust you!

But I practiced them all night.

This is important to us.

Ugh. Make it snappy!

Kimmy,

-I knew from the moment... -[CRYING]

Huh?

[SOBBING]

Oh, no! We're too late!

It's a ghost!

A ghost?

[SHRIEKING]

[ROARS]

[GUESTS SCREAMING]

Run!

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

[ROARING]

Hey!

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

ALL: Aw!

[SHRIEKS]

Aw!

ALL: Aw!

I can't believe you hid a ghost from me!

I knew if you found out, you'd freak and think it was bad luck!

Oh, and what a strange reaction that would be!

You know what's bad luck? Starting your marriage on ghost lies!

That's not a real superstition.

It is now!

Fine, how about it's bad luck to be so superstitious!

I can't believe it.

I really thought I could solve this mystery in time and save their wedding.

But I failed! I'm the worst man.

Oh, if only I could have stomped faster, better, truer.

I no longer deserve the epithet, "Stompy."

Yeah, and, like, now I can't give my best man's speech,

which I was so looking forward to.

Nice try.

Hey! It's not over. Look!

The cake! The ultimate wedding symbol still stands!

That means there's still hope!

[CREAKING]

Okay, symbols-schmymbols.

It's true, weddings are supposed to be beautiful, wonderful, perfect fantasies,

but never forget,

Your whole disagreeable family is together,

you've spent more than all your money

and then crying ghosts throw you off a cliff!

That's weddings! They're like marriages.

You have to take the bad with the good, for better or for worse.

So I'm not giving up. This wedding must go on.

The only thing you have to decide is this. Do you want to help me or not?

We Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Oh, come on. I totally sold that!

You're right, Daphne. This wedding must go on.

It's the only way to stop the cliff bride.

So... [STAMMERS] does this... I mean, am I...

-You're giving your speech. -[CRYING]

But first, I have something else I need you to do.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

-[SPOOKY WEDDING MARCH PLAYING] -[GROWLING]

-[ROARING] -[SCREAMING]

I mean... [HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]

Wait, you're a dog?

-This wedding is off! -I thought you knew!

[SHRIEKING]

Like, head's up!

Here comes the bride!

[SHRIEKING]

Yeah, this plan would have worked better

if the wedding theme had been strong metal chains.

[SHRIEKING]

[ALL SCREAM]

All right! I'm done.

It's stomping time.

[STOMPING]

For the wedding!

[GRUNTING AND STOMPING]

[GRUNTING]

[SHRIEKING]

You did it, you caught the cliff bride.

No we didn't. We caught...

ALL: Nate's mother!

-Mom? -Wait, your mother did this? That's worse than a ghost!

But Kimmy, your mother was helping her.

How did you know that? I mean, what are you talking about?

I'll explain everything.

NATE: Don't bother.

Yeah, we can't get married now.

This is a terrible way to start a new life.

Like, hold on guys, I really think you need to hear this.

Nate, Kimmy, I've known you both for a long time

and we all know your families hate each other,

that's why your mothers used the legend of the cliff bride to ruin your wedding.

But you two overcame your families' mutual dislike and found love!

Just like your mothers overcame their differences

and worked together to destroy that love.

Nate, your mother can't see without glasses,

to direct her while she acted as the ghost.

That kind of team work is also essential to a good marriage.

So is being resourceful. [CHUCKLES]

Like your mothers using a projection of the cliff bride to attack the ceremony.

Besides making the ghost appear to be supernatural,

it allowed them both to be seen with the ghost to throw off suspicion.

Just like the suspicion I had when I noticed the writing on the CD

matched Nate's mother's signature in the guest book.

I know Nate wasn't honest about the ghost,

and maybe Kimmy went a little superstition-crazy,

but you did it because you love each other.

The only thing that matters from this point on

is you never let that love go off a cliff again.

[CLAPPING]

-Nice speech, buddy. -Huh? Oh!

Hey! I just accidentally gave my best man's speech.

Huh, what a relief.

You, know if we both thought that manipulating our kids through fear was a good idea,

then maybe we aren't so different.

You're right.

[ALL LAUGHING]

So, do you still want to get married?

-I do. Do you? -I do.

You're man and wife. Kiss!

Oh, I love weddings.

I hadn't noticed, Stompy.

[SHOOTING STAR WHOOSHING]