All language subtitles for Be.Cool.Scooby-Doo.S01E21_English

[CROW CAWING]

[CROWS CAWING]

[CROWS CAWING]

[SCARECROW SHRIEKING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SCOOBY: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[RUMBLING]

VELMA: What is
that rumbling noise?

The Mystery Machine's
never made that sound before.

Like, that's our hungry
stomachs. [CHUCKLING]

They have a language
all of their own.

[STOMACHS RUMBLING]

I blame Fred, too.

[RUMBLING]

Ha. That's a perfect Fred.

At least someone has
the guts to say it.

Hey! Tell your appetites
to pick on someone
their own size.

They are. Apparently, they've
just finished eating your
body weight in beef jerky.

Fine. There's a farmer's
market up ahead.

We'll stop if you tell
your digestive systems
to stop mocking me.

[RUMBLING]

Like, I hardly think
you're in a position to make
demands here, buddy.

Is it me or are we
getting dirty looks?

Nah, I'm sure they're just
admiring the Mystery Machine's
radical progressive paint job.

Hello!

[SNICKERING]

Shaggy and Scooby are so lucky
to be best friends.

A boy and his dog.

It's adorable how
even their stomachs
have a secret language.

I thought you had a pet
growing up, Daphne?

Sure, we had show horses.
Oh, and Mother had a show cat
named Showhorse.

But I never had
my own pet like Scooby.

[PANTING]

Or Shaggy.

I'm still not clear
which one is the pet
in that relationship.

It's every kid's dream.

A little stray animal to raise
as your best friend.

A loyal companion
to converse with

through your lower intestines.

[SNIFFING]

Like, man, these are the best
tasting fruits and veggies
I've ever eaten.

Maybe even better than
Fred amounts of beef jerky.

It's like comparing
apples to jerky.

-We'd like Fred's weight
in produce, please.
-To go.

-Nope.
-Oh, hi. Excuse
my father. I'm Beth.

He means our inventory
is light because we've had
some trouble down on the farm.

-You deciphered all
that from "nope"?
-Yup.

My father's a man of few
words. Three, actually.

"Nope," "yup," and "meddling,"

though I'm not sure
in what context
he'll ever use that last one.

Hi, uh, Fred Jones.

I couldn't help paying
extremely close attention
to everything you were saying,

because, you see,
I, uh, solve mysteries

and meddling is actually
a large part of my process.

Well, this might
sound strange,

but a scarecrow
has come to life

and is terrorizing our farm.

BOTH: [GASPING]
A scarecrow monster!

Ah, yes.
The old animated hayman.

Don't worry, Beth.
We can help.

Really? I... I guess you could
try 'cause we're pretty
much out of ideas.

-Yup.
-No.

We are not selling the farm.

[WHISPERING] I've never
seen him so upset.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

-Oh, look at you all alone.
-[RABBIT SQUEALING]

You want to be best pals?

-A girl and her bunny.
-[BUNNY SQUEALING]

Oh, we are so alike.

We're both a little squirmy

and one of our feet
is good luck.

We are peas in a pod,
little one.

So, uh,
what are you looking for?

The first step is finding
clues around the barn
where the scarecrow attacked.

Like this hay stacked

oh so conveniently right here
at the scene of the attack.

Some of this. Somewhere here.

[SNEEZING]

Triple bless you.

-You okay?
-Fine. Allergies to the hay.

Um, Fred, that's always
where we stack the hay.

This is a fairly typical farm
as you can see.

Yes, of course,
it's very full of farm.

Not for long.

Since our scarecrow
came to life

the crows have been eating
all our fruits and vegetables.

And by our fruits
and vegetables, you mean
our fruits and vegetables?

Fiends. That's our job.

Don't worry. Scoob
and I will protect the food.

From everything but us.

To the field!

So, Beth, any idea why
an angry scarecrow monster
would be attacking your farm?

Well, it's silly, but
there's an old legend
from the 1700s

about Jebediah Thorn,
who once owned all this land

and couldn't
tolerate trespassers.

They claim he dabbled
in black magic

and vowed day he'd return
to reclaim his land.

-As a scarecrow.
-I told it was silly.

Yes, I'm agreeing with you.

So all this land
was once one property?

Um, yes, but it's since
been divided into two.

Our farm and Old Tom's farm.

We've never been
on the best of terms.

Hmm. Could be
secret doors here.

[GRUNTING]

Found it.

Okay, crows.
We may not be filled with hay,

-but we are filled with "hey!"
-Hey.

[CROWS CAWING]

[CHUCKLING] It worked.
Nice sass, Scoob.

I just can't with crows.

[WHIMPERING] Like, Scoob.

[SCREECHING]

[VELMA SNEEZING]

[SNEEZING]

[SNEEZING]

Ugh.

-Seriously, Velma,
you seem to be...
-[SNEEZING]

How do I phrase this? Dying?

VELMA:
Does anyone else see... A pig?

I know. Look at him.
A little stray baby pig.

Technically, I don't think
there are any stray animals
on a farm, Daphne.

This pig, this bunny and I
are like a family

that's trying desperately
to get away from each other
at any cost. Like a family.

We're the new
Shaggy and Scooby.

Daphne, and Duffy, and Dinky.

We have so much in common.

Nostrils, for one.
Oh, and we birth our young
live in amniotic sacs.

Come on, you two. Focus.

And gross.

Look, I told Beth how good
we were at solving mysteries

and sneezing and dripping
and hoarding livestock
isn't helping.

-[SNEEZING]
-Bless you.

The scarecrow attacked here,

so we should be able
to find our first clue.

Scarecrow footprints.

Like, here's your second clue!

Scarecrow feet running.

[SHRIEKING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

Like, so if you don't mind,
we'd like to keep running!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Don't worry, Duffy and Dinky.

I'll protect you from
the danger I'm putting you in.

-[LAMB BLEATING]
-Ooh.

I will call you Dippy.

And just like me, you're
now in mortal danger!

Ducky! No, too easy.

-How about...
-Daphne! House! Now!

Okay. Outside. Now.

-Whoa.
-[SNEEZING]

SHAGGY: Zoinks. Detour.

[WHIMPERING] Yikes.

Tin Man, there he is.

Like, where have you been,
Scarecrow?

Hello. Yellow road. Follow.

Okay, it's simple.
Just follow the yellow
road to Emerald City,

avoid being ripped apart
by flying blue monkeys.

Generally good advice.

Next, destroy
the Wicked Witch.

Hint. No likey wawa.

And, finally berate
the Good Witch

for not telling Dorothy
her magic red shoes
could have sent her home

immediately at the beginning.

Complete waste of time.

-Got it?
-[GRUNTING]

Great. Get a move on.

Go on. Follow the
hastily assembled,

obviously fake yellowish road.

Sniff Toto for me.

Hmm.

[SHRIEKING]

FRED: I think we lost him.

Okay, now we need to find
some more... [GASPING]

What? [SNEEZING]

I'm... [SNEEZING] Fine.

Fine? Look at yourself.

Sneezy, itchy, runny, puffy.

Throw in a poisoned apple and
you're a walking fairy tale.

You're not allergic
to adorable animals, are you?

I mean, because you do
understand they're now
part of the gang?

We've totally bonded.

No, you're not.
And no you haven't.

Oh, so Shaggy can have a dog,

but I can't have a bunny,
a pig, a goat, a duck
and a lobster?

A lobster?
Where'd you get a lobster?

His name is Donny,
and I'm not exactly sure,
but we are like soul mates.

Are you guys okay?

Ah-ha.

More footprints.

-The scarecrow must have
been in the toolshed.
-Really?

Oh, without a doubt.
In fact, judging from
the condition of the soil

and these scratch patterns
at the edge of the footprints,

it's clear the scarecrow
was here last night.

Walking in circles.
Pacing, I would imagine.

You know, getting
the old evil schemes flowing.

Classic scarecrow behavior.

Or maybe this broom
made the tracks.

Right. We've clearly got
a pacing, evil scarecrow
clean-freak on our hands.

I think my colleagues
here would concur?

[SNEEZING]

Speaking of clean-freak,

I think the Daphne gang
needs to find a bathroom
apart from my dress.

Well, Beth, it's been great
chatting with you,

but I need to take
my highly-trained associates
back into the field.

Don't worry, we'll have
this case solved in no time.

VELMA: Dippy. Yuck.

Uh, do you guys have a hose,
you know, for the case?

[GASPING]

Where's Jonathan?

He's inside.

You're the man I saw earlier

creeping around
the edge of the property.

I'm shy around new people.

You should get a pet.
I have five.

Give Jonathan this.

And tell him he needs
to back off if he knows
what's good for him.

Um, okay. [SNEEZING]

Gesundheit.

Uh, thanks?

Beware. I foresee
great suffering for you.

I always keep
a little tissue packet on me.

This is a map
dated from the 1700s.

See? There is Beth's land
and here is Old Tom's.

Interesting. There's marks
on both farms. [SNEEZING]

I think it's time we paid
a visit to Old Tom.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

Look, that murder of crows
is eating all the food we're
supposed to be eating all of.

At least, I think
that's a murder.

How many crows
makes up a murder?

More than that.

So it's more like
a traffic violation of crows.

Are we finished here?

Yeah. Let's do this.

Bow down to us, puny crows!

We're your leaders now.

[CROWS CAWING]

[SCREAMING]

They're all over crowing us!

It's a crow d'etat!

[GRUNTING]

Hey, you. Get off my land,
you food stealing thieves.

[ALL SHOUTING]

Go on, get.
Shoo, you blasted crows.

-Phew.
-Phew.

Daphne, you can't
just grab horses
off the side of the road.

But we have so much in common.

A, we both like horses.

B, we both don't listen
to you. It's like we're twins.

All right. The map has
one of these x's right here.

I knew there was
something suspicious
going on at this farm.

[NASALLY] Ugh, this
must be crab grass.

I have this reaction
to certain kinds.

Hey, over here!

"You no-good bandits
had better scram!"

That's what I told
those blasted crows.

The scarecrow's been
attacking your farm as well?

Scared off all my farm hands.

"Lazy, superstitious ingrate,"

is what a harsher boss
might say, not me.

I understand the world's
a scary place,

but there's no such thing
as a living scarecrow.

[SHRIEKING]

[VELMA SNEEZING]

It's real? I... I...
I can't believe it.

Let's make like crows
and be scared of that!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

-[GROWLING]
-[SNEEZING]

♪ One, two, three
Maybe this has got to be

♪ When I look into the mirror
it's a shame that it's me

♪ Now I see there's so much
fish in the sea

♪ I had to swim it up to know
that you're the one for me

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ I want to tell you
how I feel

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Well, it's how
I want it to be

♪ Well, I got older
so it's over

♪ I was coming back to you

♪ I swear it's over
Now I'm sober

♪ And I promise I'll be true

♪ Well, I got older
so it's over

♪ I was coming back to you

♪ I swear it's over
Now I'm sober

♪ And I promise I'll be true

[CROWS CAWING]

Oh. Oh.

Oh, there you are.

So, is this normal
mystery-solving procedure,

'cause it sure feels like
a whole heck of a lot
of running around wily nilly

being chased by a monster.

Well, to a lay person, yeah,

I can understand
how it might look like that,

but it's all coming together.
Look at the clues.

The scarecrow is attacking
Old Tom's farm
as well as your farm

and the map markings coincide
with those map markings
on Old Tom's land.

But we didn't find
any markings on Beth's farm.

And, like, I thought you found
scarecrow tracks in places
the scarecrow hadn't been.

You know, Shaggy,
normally you're really
quiet in these huddles,

but when it comes
to poke holes,
man, you're right there.

So, basically, none of the
clues add up. [SNEEZING]

Oh, Fred, it's okay.
Not everyone's cut out
to be a mystery solver.

Now, I'm going to make
sure my father's okay.

We know how you feel.

Complete failure
is humiliating.

But at least
you carry it with you
for the rest of your life

to strengthen your humility.

The weight is unbearable.

-[SNEEZING]
-All right, Velma, fine.

I can read between
the sneezes. You're right.

I have too many animals
and we have nothing in common.

I just wanted a close
relationship with an animal.
Like Shaggy and Scooby.

Like, you can't force
that kind of bond.

It takes years of love, terror
and unending hunger to have
what Scoob and I have.

Which is love,
terror and hunger.

Uh, not necessarily
in that order.

Guess we've all
been distracted today.

Velma, you won't admit
your allergies are causing
you problems.

Who's talking?
Is someone there?

And Shaggy and Scooby, well,
you're always distracted in
the mystery, so you're cool.

Back at you, toots.

And Fred. You were distracted
by trying to impress Beth with
your mystery solving skills.

That's not true!
I shouldn't have to try.

I am good at
solving mysteries.

Something here
just isn't right.

Wait. That's it.
I can't believe I missed it.

I was too distracted trying
to impress Beth with
my mystery solving skills

to see that the clues
are not adding up

which is the biggest
clue of all.

[SNEEZING]

You're right, Fred.

And my allergies
aren't a distraction.

They're the final piece
of the puzzle.

Come on, we've gotta...
[SNEEZING]

We've got... [SNEEZING]

Come on, we've got a scare...
[SNEEZING]

A scarecrow to... [SNEEZING]

Come on, we've got a...
[SNEEZING]

Come on, we've got a...
[SNEEZING]

A scarecrow to... [SNEEZING]

Ugh. You get the idea.

Like, dude, you ready
to try and scare these
crows away again?

Sisyphus of the corn.

[CROWS CAWING]

[BOTH GULPING]

Boy. I sure hope that
scarecrow doesn't show up

like he does
every single time we do this.

Highly improbable.

[CROWS CAWING]

[WIND HOWLING]

[GROWLING]

[SHRIEKING]

Bait and sarcasm.
A winning combo!

-[WHIMPERING]
-[GROWLING]

[SHOUTING]

[SHOUTING]

Now.

[SCREAMING]

And that's how
you catch a monster.

That's amazing. You did it.

But two scarecrows?
I think you'll find
there are no scarecrows.

-BETH: Old Tom and my father?
-Yup.

You see, Beth,
the clues were contradictory.

But that's because
there were two scarecrows,

both completely unaware
the other had the same plan.

It turns out there's natural
gas under both your farms.

Your father and Old Tom
both dressed up
as the scarecrow

to scare the other one
off their land.

Those weird markings
were left over from
the surveying equipment.

But your father cleared them
away from his land.

That's what made
the footprints we found.

VELMA: The final clue
was Old Tom stuffed his
costume with crab grass

which made my face
and eyes swell up.

And your father stuffed
his costume with hay

which made me sneeze
and my eyes water.

[SNEEZING]

But what about
that creepy man?

Oh, I work for
the gas company.

Jonathan hired me
to survey his property.

And the note to back off?

Oh, we were accidentally
on Old Tom's property.

We needed to back off
about eight, nine feet.

In hindsight, I can see
how that sounds ominous.

Sorry, my bad.

See? Mystery solved.

Take them away, Officers.

Hey, now,
just hold your horses.

If there's natural gas
under both our land,
we're both rich, right?

-I'm not pressing
charges. Are you?
-Nope.

[LAUGHING]

Oh. Well, okay,
I guess it all worked out.

So, Beth, uh, how about
you and I grab some
lunch in town

and I'll tell you about
some of my more
interesting cases.

Wait, did you just try
to send my father to jail?

Uh, well, um...

-Meddlin'.
-But I solved the mystery.

Sorry I tried to force
an unnaturally deep unending
bond of love between us, guys.

You're free to go.

[SIGHING]

DAPHNE: I guess romance,
histamines, forced pet bonding

and farm-fresh produce
are for the birds.

VELMA: Whatever. [SNEEZING]