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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,308 --> 00:00:10,289 Sorry, Andy. Trying to quit smoking cigarettes. These are the only thing that seem to help. 2 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,143 Oh, that's okay, Guy. 3 00:00:15,366 --> 00:00:16,600 Oh, fudge! 4 00:00:16,601 --> 00:00:19,200 You know, I cannot hit my pitching wedge. 5 00:00:19,201 --> 00:00:20,201 Bite? 6 00:00:20,202 --> 00:00:21,202 Oh, no, thanks. 7 00:00:21,203 --> 00:00:23,308 Three kinds of ham! 8 00:00:23,309 --> 00:00:24,508 I'm good! 9 00:00:24,509 --> 00:00:28,300 Hey, I'm deducting this round has its business expenses. So, let's talk accounting. 10 00:00:28,301 --> 00:00:31,600 Oh, great, you know, because I've been meaning to talk to you about your capital... 11 00:00:31,601 --> 00:00:32,800 Ding ding! That'll do. 12 00:00:34,846 --> 00:00:36,627 The kid loves the "ding ding". 13 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Ah! Speaking of which, Brian "Ding Dong" me. 14 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:44,910 Ah, sorry Mr. Helverson, you ate all the "Ding Dongs" on the walk up to three. 15 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:46,944 Ah-ha, give me a deviled egg. 16 00:00:49,737 --> 00:00:52,200 Don't forget your Coumadin, Mr. Helverson. 17 00:00:52,201 --> 00:00:53,065 They are right here. 18 00:00:53,214 --> 00:00:56,110 Coumadin? Are you okay, Guy? 19 00:00:56,111 --> 00:01:01,200 I'm fine. It's my cardiologists... against the gloomy gases. 20 00:01:01,201 --> 00:01:05,000 I like to think that I'm 66% not body fat. 21 00:01:18,313 --> 00:01:25,500 Oh! Hey, Guy, why don't we call it a day? It's pretty hot and you are coughing stuff up. 22 00:01:25,501 --> 00:01:26,758 Just some cheese. 23 00:01:26,759 --> 00:01:28,673 My health is fine. 24 00:01:28,674 --> 00:01:30,300 I know, it's just a... you know, you see... 25 00:01:30,301 --> 00:01:31,400 Race to the green? 26 00:01:31,401 --> 00:01:32,582 - What? - Go! 27 00:02:20,117 --> 00:02:21,951 Hey, sorry about Guy. That's tough! 28 00:02:21,952 --> 00:02:22,952 Thanks, Simon. 29 00:02:22,953 --> 00:02:24,400 Sorry about your friend, my friend. 30 00:02:24,401 --> 00:02:25,900 Oh, thank you, Wally. 31 00:02:25,901 --> 00:02:29,500 But, you know, he wasn't really a friend, he was more of a client. 32 00:02:30,081 --> 00:02:34,300 Although, for a client he did eat off my plate fairly often. 33 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,868 In my country we have a saying. 34 00:02:36,869 --> 00:02:41,952 (AFGHANISTAN LANGUAGE) "The gates of heaven will open wide, 35 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,672 for the big fat fat so fatty. 36 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:52,543 I made 18.50 an hour at my old job. I expect the same here. 37 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:54,200 Of course. 38 00:02:55,161 --> 00:02:56,491 Who are you? 39 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:59,294 I'm Nicole, at the Long Beach Star? 40 00:02:59,295 --> 00:03:01,046 Those files that you stole? 41 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:04,347 There was on my watch. You're the reason I got fired. 42 00:03:04,348 --> 00:03:11,300 Oh, I am so sorry about that. I was... I was doing some P.I. work. 43 00:03:11,301 --> 00:03:15,600 No need to explain. The fact that you've hired me as your assistant has more that made up for it. 44 00:03:17,214 --> 00:03:20,802 Actually, I didn't hire you. 45 00:03:23,999 --> 00:03:25,400 Oh. Hi, Wendy! 46 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,450 Hi, I'm Mr Barker's assistant, and you are? 47 00:03:28,932 --> 00:03:30,700 I'm Wendy Helverson. 48 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:34,100 At 9.15 I was here. I'm taking my lunch. 49 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,999 Go ahead, have a seat. 50 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:39,824 Wendy, what are you doing here? 51 00:03:39,825 --> 00:03:42,835 You know, there is... plenty of time to go over Guy's estate. 52 00:03:42,836 --> 00:03:44,200 I'm not here about that. 53 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:48,824 I hear you've been working as a private investigator and... I wanna hire you. 54 00:03:48,825 --> 00:03:49,850 Why? 55 00:03:49,851 --> 00:03:52,805 Because my husband didn't die of a heart attack. 56 00:03:53,492 --> 00:03:54,999 He was murdered. 57 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:56,700 Murdered? 58 00:03:56,850 --> 00:04:01,200 He must have been, I mean, you saw him, he was in the prime of life. 59 00:04:01,201 --> 00:04:05,150 This was the last man on earth you can imagine having a heart attack. 60 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:21,780 Well, he did mention a team of cardiologists and, there was that sandwich... 61 00:04:21,781 --> 00:04:23,100 He was murdered! 62 00:04:23,101 --> 00:04:24,150 Murdered! 63 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:27,144 O-okay! All right! 64 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,500 Why would anyone want to murder Guy? 65 00:04:30,821 --> 00:04:33,500 We were... renewing our vows next week in Caramel. 66 00:04:33,801 --> 00:04:36,100 Obviously, someone was jealous. 67 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,800 Jealous... 68 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,300 Do you think? 69 00:04:40,401 --> 00:04:43,699 I knew when I married Guy, I was making a deal with the devil. 70 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:47,999 A man that... achinly desirable. 71 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,350 They were bound to be other women. 72 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:05,499 So, you think that he was having an affair?! 73 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:09,250 You find the mistress... you'll find the murderer. 74 00:05:10,751 --> 00:05:15,751 Andy Barker P.I. Season 01 Episode 02 - "Fairway My Lovely" 75 00:05:16,352 --> 00:05:21,352 Transcript and Sync by: Dekka, Tania 76 00:05:21,901 --> 00:05:26,901 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 77 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:32,500 Well, his doctor said he died of natural causes...and there's really no motif. 78 00:05:32,605 --> 00:05:36,000 But you said Wendy thought Guy was having an affair that went bad. 79 00:05:36,407 --> 00:05:39,900 Well, she's not really making a lot of sense right now. 80 00:05:39,901 --> 00:05:45,050 She thought Guy was like this dynamic sexual creature that every woman desired. 81 00:05:45,435 --> 00:05:46,900 It's crazy, huh? 82 00:05:48,365 --> 00:05:50,400 I said, it's crazy, huh? 83 00:05:52,430 --> 00:05:54,999 Jane, honey, I think it might be over tight in there. 84 00:05:55,560 --> 00:06:01,000 What do you want me to say, Mr. Detective Man, that I found him attractive? Okay, I did! 85 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:05,500 Hell, he was so huge! 86 00:06:06,092 --> 00:06:08,100 And... and he was kind of dirty. 87 00:06:08,603 --> 00:06:11,035 Back when you and I, both worked at "Bryson and White", 88 00:06:11,036 --> 00:06:15,168 if I knew he was coming in, I get a little bit dressed up. 89 00:06:15,169 --> 00:06:17,451 And I wasn't the only woman who did either. 90 00:06:18,928 --> 00:06:20,854 He was smelly too, you know? 91 00:06:21,398 --> 00:06:23,366 I mean, he was pretty smelly. 92 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:28,108 Those are called pheromones Andy, and he was lousy with them. 93 00:06:34,007 --> 00:06:35,803 Andy, do you wanna grab a bite? 94 00:06:39,681 --> 00:06:40,722 Hello! 95 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,262 Mr. Barker is not in right now. 96 00:06:44,663 --> 00:06:47,980 And who might you be? Hello. 97 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:50,383 I'm Nicole, his new assistant. 98 00:06:51,304 --> 00:06:53,899 I didn't know we... had hired an assistant. 99 00:06:54,358 --> 00:06:57,507 I'm Simon, I'm gonna be Andy's partner on the private I stuff. 100 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,585 Sorry, I didn't know you're my new boss. 101 00:07:02,170 --> 00:07:03,759 Is there anything I can get for you? 102 00:07:03,782 --> 00:07:05,271 Oh, a cup of coffee will be great. 103 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,140 How about an espresso instead? 104 00:07:07,769 --> 00:07:10,217 And three cubes of sugar and you guys have a deal. 105 00:07:10,656 --> 00:07:12,477 Right away then, Sir. 106 00:07:12,478 --> 00:07:13,629 Okay, great! 107 00:07:16,865 --> 00:07:18,447 Good one. 108 00:07:19,493 --> 00:07:25,472 Okay, I run the video store downstairs so if you have some time drop by. 109 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,310 We can watch "Jungle Fever". 110 00:07:29,311 --> 00:07:32,550 Or "Taxi", with Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah. 111 00:07:32,551 --> 00:07:34,900 Why would you think I'd want to watch these movies? 112 00:07:35,001 --> 00:07:36,170 Because I'm black? 113 00:07:36,171 --> 00:07:37,696 And because I'm white. 114 00:07:37,697 --> 00:07:39,311 Hello! 115 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,340 Oh! Hey, Brian. 116 00:07:47,714 --> 00:07:49,881 Oh, hey Mr. Barker. 117 00:07:49,882 --> 00:07:53,027 Boy, it was crazy stuff out there in the course the other day, hem? 118 00:07:53,028 --> 00:07:55,505 Yeah, poor Mr. Helverson. 119 00:07:55,506 --> 00:07:58,372 But, by the way, congratulations on winning the race. 120 00:07:58,829 --> 00:08:03,880 I... I don't really feel too proud about that right now. 121 00:08:04,488 --> 00:08:07,501 Listen Brian, I know that sound crazy but, 122 00:08:07,902 --> 00:08:11,090 do you know of anyone that might had been having an affair with Guy? 123 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:12,540 With Mr. Helverson? 124 00:08:12,879 --> 00:08:18,798 I know, but his wife, and, actually my wife, they thought he was sexy. 125 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:22,186 You know, I guess you never know when somebody is gonna spot you. 126 00:08:22,187 --> 00:08:23,348 Hell, I like boobs. 127 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,128 What? 128 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:29,448 I like boobs, big boobs, I love them. 129 00:08:29,449 --> 00:08:31,880 Yeah, they are... they are pretty popular. 130 00:08:32,876 --> 00:08:37,120 You know, I think I got a sort of wrong track here, Brian. I'll talk to you later. 131 00:08:37,666 --> 00:08:41,772 Oh, hey, hem... I don't know if this means anything but, 132 00:08:41,773 --> 00:08:47,487 last week Mr. Helverson had gone into a big fight with June Park, the golf pro, during one of his lessons. 133 00:08:47,886 --> 00:08:49,500 They were pretty intense. 134 00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:50,864 Really? 135 00:08:51,478 --> 00:08:52,680 Thanks, Brian. 136 00:08:57,958 --> 00:08:59,827 Can I give you a pointer? 137 00:08:59,828 --> 00:09:01,704 Oh, hi! June Park? 138 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:04,918 Hi, I'm Andy Barker. I actually was waiting to speak to you... 139 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,911 - Okay, with the pitching wedge. - Okay. 140 00:09:06,912 --> 00:09:09,110 - You wanna keep your weight forward. - All right. 141 00:09:09,111 --> 00:09:10,856 You don't wanna get all resty. 142 00:09:10,857 --> 00:09:13,608 And just let the clamp do all the work. 143 00:09:19,105 --> 00:09:20,896 Oh, wow! 144 00:09:22,153 --> 00:09:23,963 That was unbelievable. 145 00:09:24,950 --> 00:09:27,653 Hey, did you murder Guy Helverson? 146 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:28,691 What? 147 00:09:29,049 --> 00:09:29,998 I'm sorry. 148 00:09:29,999 --> 00:09:34,238 It's just that... there's suspicion of foul play and I was asked to look into it. 149 00:09:34,239 --> 00:09:36,113 I thought he died of a heart attack. 150 00:09:36,114 --> 00:09:38,293 I know it appears that way but... 151 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:41,911 Well, you two did have a fight last week. 152 00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:45,827 Yeah, over his grip. He wouldn't change his grip. 153 00:09:45,828 --> 00:09:48,211 I showed him tapes of his lessons... 154 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,439 I mean, he was just so stubborn. 155 00:09:50,811 --> 00:09:53,289 Sorry, I can't talk about Guy anymore. 156 00:09:53,456 --> 00:09:56,543 Who are you to come here and throw out this accusations? 157 00:09:59,842 --> 00:10:03,163 A house over Amby El Pueblo just went for 60 over asking. 158 00:10:03,164 --> 00:10:05,802 That's a tiny little commission for somebody! 159 00:10:06,116 --> 00:10:08,426 Yeah, it is. Good for them. 160 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,373 I'm sorry. 161 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:23,070 It's just that I've accused some people of murder today and I didn't go over it very well. 162 00:10:23,071 --> 00:10:26,982 And then Wendy ask me to go over Guy's financials one last time. 163 00:10:27,653 --> 00:10:30,143 I guess it's finally sinking in. 164 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,420 Hey, this is interesting. 165 00:10:32,421 --> 00:10:36,377 A condo at 1525 Morris Road just went on the market last week, 166 00:10:36,378 --> 00:10:38,899 it's owned by Double Meat Enterprises, 167 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,425 Wasn't that Guy's company? 168 00:10:40,426 --> 00:10:42,851 Yeah, it was, could you send... 169 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:46,053 - Already did... - You... 170 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:51,404 He owned this condo for three years and I didn't know anything about it. 171 00:10:51,837 --> 00:10:55,682 And one week before he dies, he puts it on the market? 172 00:10:55,683 --> 00:10:59,203 Oh, did I just find a clue? 173 00:10:59,204 --> 00:11:01,889 I believe you did Mrs. Barker. 174 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:12,963 Someone's moving out. 175 00:11:13,686 --> 00:11:15,505 I wonder who set the out. 176 00:11:19,926 --> 00:11:20,640 Hello? 177 00:11:20,641 --> 00:11:22,471 Andy, it's Nicole, your assistant. 178 00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:25,690 I've never hired you. Would you please leave now? 179 00:11:25,691 --> 00:11:28,854 When is the insurance kicking? I'm trying to schedule some elective surgery. 180 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:32,032 Look, I can't deal with this right now. 181 00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,282 I'm on a stakeout. 182 00:11:33,283 --> 00:11:34,312 You're not comin' in? 183 00:11:34,313 --> 00:11:37,980 I would appreciate if you'd let me know that type of thing the night before. 184 00:11:37,981 --> 00:11:40,559 I'm busting my ass to get here by 11 o'clock. 185 00:12:25,695 --> 00:12:26,740 Hello? 186 00:12:28,677 --> 00:12:29,731 Hello? 187 00:12:32,114 --> 00:12:33,487 Hello? 188 00:12:35,258 --> 00:12:38,311 Wow, I guess Guy spent some time here. 189 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,317 June Park lived here. 190 00:12:46,946 --> 00:12:50,530 Oh, dear. Oh my godness. 191 00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:54,180 So, the golf pro was the cat woman. 192 00:12:54,181 --> 00:12:57,260 who went insane when Guy told her he was renewing his vows. 193 00:12:57,261 --> 00:13:00,299 And he kicked her out of the condo love nest. 194 00:13:01,117 --> 00:13:03,772 - That's motif, my friend. - She totally did it. 195 00:13:03,773 --> 00:13:08,684 Did what? Guy Helverson was a heart attack waiting to happen. 196 00:13:08,685 --> 00:13:12,069 The man kept a thermos of emergency bisque. 197 00:13:12,464 --> 00:13:15,728 The affair proves nothing. I still don't see how he was murdered. 198 00:13:15,731 --> 00:13:17,421 You are right. He wasn't. 199 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:21,026 I got the guy toxicology report. His pumper cracked up. 200 00:13:21,027 --> 00:13:22,674 - Heart attack. - Ahh. 201 00:13:22,675 --> 00:13:27,262 Poison can induce a heart attack. It's very popular with Afghanistan Police. 202 00:13:30,131 --> 00:13:32,765 - Common knowledge. - No, there's no trace of drugs in here. 203 00:13:32,766 --> 00:13:35,280 - Has Nicole been asking about me? - No. 204 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,500 D'you think she likes me in that way? 205 00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:38,960 - No. - Do me a favour. 206 00:13:38,961 --> 00:13:42,700 - Tell her I'd like to be Hootie to her blowfish. - No. 207 00:13:42,701 --> 00:13:44,505 - Hold on a minute. - What am I eating? 208 00:13:45,102 --> 00:13:46,529 He was murdered. 209 00:13:47,408 --> 00:13:49,376 They didn't find any drugs in him. 210 00:13:49,377 --> 00:13:52,840 But they should have. He took Coumadin for his heart. 211 00:13:52,841 --> 00:13:54,877 Why didn't they find any in his system? 212 00:13:54,878 --> 00:13:57,990 Unless somebody was replacing it with a placebo. 213 00:13:57,991 --> 00:14:01,221 Not taking his Coumadin. That's what killed him. 214 00:14:01,222 --> 00:14:03,028 What's this a hoof? 215 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:09,980 Yeah, it is. 216 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:15,991 Ah! Just as I thought. Guy's pills. 217 00:14:16,191 --> 00:14:18,605 Yeah, you have to have your boys in the lab to analize those 218 00:14:18,606 --> 00:14:21,129 but I'll bet a dollar to a doughnut that they are Coumadin. 219 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:22,840 Yes, it says Coumadin right on it. 220 00:14:22,841 --> 00:14:23,795 It does? 221 00:14:24,201 --> 00:14:25,180 Oh, yeah. 222 00:14:25,253 --> 00:14:26,821 Tiny letters. 223 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:29,680 Yeah, she stole those to replace them with sugar pills. 224 00:14:29,681 --> 00:14:31,505 - Did you find any sugar pills? - Got'em 225 00:14:32,613 --> 00:14:34,502 Good, good work. 226 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:38,456 Well, anyway, she's probably a flying risk. I'd recommend a full man on her. 227 00:14:38,457 --> 00:14:39,647 She's right there. 228 00:14:42,493 --> 00:14:44,258 - Well, our work is... - We are done. 229 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,922 You could at least let me have that one. 230 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,790 Somebody planned it and stuff them in my locker. 231 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,394 I wouldn't hurt him. 232 00:14:53,395 --> 00:14:56,120 He was the sexiest man I've ever been with. 233 00:14:56,121 --> 00:14:59,245 Miss Park, I know you've been arrested and all but... 234 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:02,095 - Really? - I loved him, 235 00:15:02,096 --> 00:15:05,875 and if you are a decent man you'll find out who really did this. 236 00:15:16,159 --> 00:15:17,460 Hey, what's the matter, kid? 237 00:15:17,461 --> 00:15:20,889 You look lower than the nipples on a wet nurse at the orphanage. 238 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:25,226 Oh, I just hope I got the real killer. She seemed so sincere. 239 00:15:25,227 --> 00:15:28,150 She's guilty. They're all guilty. They all deny. 240 00:15:28,151 --> 00:15:31,888 Oh, I know where all adds up, the pills, the affair 241 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,944 the condo, the fight they had in their golf lesson. 242 00:15:34,945 --> 00:15:38,364 Although, you know, she says that the fight was just about his grip. 243 00:15:38,846 --> 00:15:41,541 Look, there's always a lot of little sayings, you have to let them go 244 00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:44,551 and bro, you can't go back and listen to the fight. 245 00:15:44,824 --> 00:15:46,427 - Right. - Did you try to? 246 00:15:46,428 --> 00:15:49,109 - No. - You can't travel time. 247 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,436 You're right. 248 00:15:51,002 --> 00:15:52,114 Wait a minute. 249 00:15:52,115 --> 00:15:53,606 Yes, we can. 250 00:15:53,607 --> 00:15:57,807 They videotape those golfers, they gotta have a copy at the back of the club. 251 00:15:59,961 --> 00:16:03,039 Hi, there. We were wondering if we can take a look at the 252 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:06,991 tape of a lesson that June Park gave to Guy Helverson last Tuesday. 253 00:16:06,992 --> 00:16:08,312 Oh, no problem. Let me check. 254 00:16:09,138 --> 00:16:12,050 Listen, hippie, you take your orders from me, not Charlie Manson. 255 00:16:12,051 --> 00:16:16,222 - Now, you'll get us that tape or I shut your... - Lew, the guy said he would get us the tape. 256 00:16:17,295 --> 00:16:20,200 It's all right, kid. Stand cool, don't do drugs. 257 00:16:22,628 --> 00:16:24,478 They were objectively fighting. 258 00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:27,138 It's too bad. There's no audio. 259 00:16:27,409 --> 00:16:30,200 Oh, please, at the video store I watch so many movies with the sound off, 260 00:16:30,201 --> 00:16:31,640 I can tell you what they're saying. 261 00:16:31,641 --> 00:16:34,846 She's saying: "I'm going to kill you..." 262 00:16:34,847 --> 00:16:37,760 "...by not giving you your Coumadin". 263 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,185 Okay. 264 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,354 No, hold on. 265 00:16:40,355 --> 00:16:46,318 And he saying: "Oh no, I don't wanna be murdered, I'm fat and I like pizza". 266 00:16:47,348 --> 00:16:51,360 She said: "I thought you loved me. How can you be renewing your vows?" 267 00:16:51,681 --> 00:16:52,772 You read lips? 268 00:16:52,773 --> 00:16:53,820 Fluently. 269 00:16:53,821 --> 00:16:55,360 Why do you know how to do that? 270 00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:56,698 I have a deaf brother. 271 00:16:56,699 --> 00:16:58,034 I like Stevie Wonder. 272 00:16:59,011 --> 00:17:01,592 Could you tell us the rest of what they're saying, please? 273 00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:10,078 The twig is saying: "I gave you everything, I could kill you." 274 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:11,917 So, she did kill him. 275 00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:15,495 "And to think this all time I was worried about your other affair!" 276 00:17:15,496 --> 00:17:17,356 And he says: "What?" 277 00:17:17,357 --> 00:17:20,900 And she says: "The slutty blonde with the butterfly tatoo!" 278 00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:22,751 "Could you be more predictable?" 279 00:17:22,752 --> 00:17:25,548 Ah! Wait a minute! Another affair? 280 00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:27,804 Someone else had a motive. 281 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,869 I gonna find myself the slutty blonde. 282 00:17:32,806 --> 00:17:34,512 Blondes do nothing for me. 283 00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:36,900 Except Lou Kim. 284 00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:40,801 Oh! Hey, Brian. 285 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:44,536 - It's pretty slow on the course today, huh? - Oh, yeah. 286 00:17:44,537 --> 00:17:48,238 Back nine is closed. Ground keepers reseeding some of the greens. 287 00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:53,150 Well, better reseeding greens than reseeding airlines. 288 00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,775 Can I help you with something, Mr. Barker? 289 00:18:00,369 --> 00:18:04,011 Yeah, I, actually, wanted pick your brain a little more Brian, eh... 290 00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:07,985 Do you happen to know if anyone else was involved with Guy Helverson? 291 00:18:09,511 --> 00:18:11,552 No one other than June Park. 292 00:18:11,553 --> 00:18:13,635 Good job, putting her away. 293 00:18:14,964 --> 00:18:18,104 Well, I have a description of the other person. 294 00:18:18,105 --> 00:18:22,253 Blonde with a tatoo of a... 295 00:18:22,554 --> 00:18:24,602 butterfly. 296 00:18:28,468 --> 00:18:31,521 Brian, I thought you said you like big boobs. 297 00:18:31,522 --> 00:18:32,900 And he had them. 298 00:18:34,506 --> 00:18:39,684 You murdered Guy Helverson and you blamed June Park. That's pretty bad, boy. 299 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,194 I had no choice. 300 00:18:41,195 --> 00:18:43,579 It was hard to share him with June but... 301 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,899 but renewing his vows and leaving me! 302 00:19:09,395 --> 00:19:12,250 No, Brian, Brian... Just, Brian! 303 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,706 Brian? 304 00:19:18,981 --> 00:19:20,281 Brian? 305 00:19:20,431 --> 00:19:21,763 Are you all right? 306 00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:28,517 All right, Brian. 307 00:19:28,518 --> 00:19:30,504 I've got just one question for you. 308 00:19:31,076 --> 00:19:33,999 Did you really find Guy Helverson attractive? 309 00:19:34,035 --> 00:19:38,144 Oh, I get it. You don't think one man can't feel that way about another man? 310 00:19:44,898 --> 00:19:46,878 No, no, that's not really it. 311 00:19:56,425 --> 00:19:59,150 Now that's how you hit a pitching wedge! 312 00:19:59,481 --> 00:20:01,166 That's a three-iron. 313 00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:03,800 I know. 314 00:20:05,276 --> 00:20:08,412 Andy, you should feel really good about what you did. 315 00:20:08,627 --> 00:20:10,085 Yeah, I do. 316 00:20:10,483 --> 00:20:13,541 Brian�s locked up. June Park�s been cleared. 317 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,946 And Wendy Helverson has some peace of mind. 318 00:20:16,947 --> 00:20:18,200 Right. 319 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:21,897 Because now she knows her husband wasn�t murdered by his hot lady mistress, 320 00:20:21,898 --> 00:20:24,332 but by his hunky psychotic boy-toy. 321 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,152 Good night, sweetie. 322 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:32,580 Transcript and Sync by: Dekka, Tania 323 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:37,580 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 25550

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