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Sorry, Andy. Trying to quit smoking cigarettes.
These are the only thing that seem to help.
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Oh, that's okay, Guy.
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Oh, fudge!
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You know, I cannot hit my pitching wedge.
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Bite?
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Oh, no, thanks.
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Three kinds of ham!
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I'm good!
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Hey, I'm deducting this round has its
business expenses. So, let's talk accounting.
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Oh, great, you know, because I've been meaning
to talk to you about your capital...
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Ding ding! That'll do.
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The kid loves the "ding ding".
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Ah! Speaking of which, Brian "Ding Dong" me.
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Ah, sorry Mr. Helverson, you ate all
the "Ding Dongs" on the walk up to three.
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Ah-ha, give me a deviled egg.
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Don't forget your Coumadin, Mr. Helverson.
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They are right here.
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Coumadin? Are you okay, Guy?
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I'm fine. It's my cardiologists...
against the gloomy gases.
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I like to think that I'm 66% not body fat.
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Oh! Hey, Guy, why don't we call it a day?
It's pretty hot and you are coughing stuff up.
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Just some cheese.
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My health is fine.
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I know, it's just a...
you know, you see...
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Race to the green?
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- What?
- Go!
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Hey, sorry about Guy. That's tough!
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Thanks, Simon.
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Sorry about your friend, my friend.
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Oh, thank you, Wally.
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But, you know, he wasn't really a
friend, he was more of a client.
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Although, for a client
he did eat off my plate fairly often.
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In my country we have a saying.
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(AFGHANISTAN LANGUAGE)
"The gates of heaven will open wide,
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for the big fat fat so fatty.
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I made 18.50 an hour at my old job.
I expect the same here.
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Of course.
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Who are you?
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I'm Nicole, at the Long Beach Star?
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Those files that you stole?
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There was on my watch.
You're the reason I got fired.
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Oh, I am so sorry about that.
I was... I was doing some P.I. work.
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No need to explain. The fact that you've hired me
as your assistant has more that made up for it.
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Actually, I didn't hire you.
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Oh. Hi, Wendy!
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Hi, I'm Mr Barker's
assistant, and you are?
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I'm Wendy Helverson.
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At 9.15 I was here. I'm taking my lunch.
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Go ahead, have a seat.
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Wendy, what are you doing here?
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You know, there is...
plenty of time to go over Guy's estate.
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I'm not here about that.
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I hear you've been working as a
private investigator and... I wanna hire you.
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Why?
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Because my husband
didn't die of a heart attack.
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He was murdered.
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Murdered?
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He must have been, I mean, you
saw him, he was in the prime of life.
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This was the last man on earth you
can imagine having a heart attack.
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Well, he did mention a team of
cardiologists and, there was that sandwich...
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He was murdered!
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Murdered!
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O-okay! All right!
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Why would anyone want to murder Guy?
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We were... renewing our vows
next week in Caramel.
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Obviously, someone was jealous.
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Jealous...
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Do you think?
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I knew when I married Guy,
I was making a deal with the devil.
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A man that... achinly desirable.
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They were bound to be other women.
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So, you think that he was having an affair?!
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You find the mistress...
you'll find the murderer.
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Andy Barker P.I. Season 01 Episode 02
- "Fairway My Lovely"
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Dekka, Tania
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Well, his doctor said he died of natural
causes...and there's really no motif.
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But you said Wendy thought Guy
was having an affair that went bad.
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Well, she's not really making
a lot of sense right now.
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She thought Guy was like this dynamic sexual
creature that every woman desired.
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It's crazy, huh?
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I said, it's crazy, huh?
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Jane, honey, I think it might
be over tight in there.
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What do you want me to say, Mr. Detective Man,
that I found him attractive? Okay, I did!
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Hell, he was so huge!
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And... and he was kind of dirty.
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Back when you and I, both worked at "Bryson and White",
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if I knew he was coming in,
I get a little bit dressed up.
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And I wasn't the only
woman who did either.
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He was smelly too, you know?
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I mean, he was pretty smelly.
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Those are called pheromones Andy,
and he was lousy with them.
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Andy, do you wanna grab a bite?
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Hello!
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Mr. Barker is not in right now.
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And who might you be? Hello.
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I'm Nicole, his new assistant.
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I didn't know we... had hired an assistant.
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I'm Simon, I'm gonna be
Andy's partner on the private I stuff.
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Sorry, I didn't know you're my new boss.
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Is there anything I can get for you?
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Oh, a cup of coffee will be great.
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How about an espresso instead?
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And three cubes of sugar
and you guys have a deal.
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Right away then, Sir.
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Okay, great!
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Good one.
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Okay, I run the video store downstairs
so if you have some time drop by.
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We can watch "Jungle Fever".
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Or "Taxi", with Jimmy
Fallon and Queen Latifah.
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Why would you think
I'd want to watch these movies?
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Because I'm black?
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And because I'm white.
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Hello!
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Oh! Hey, Brian.
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Oh, hey Mr. Barker.
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Boy, it was crazy stuff out there
in the course the other day, hem?
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Yeah, poor Mr. Helverson.
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But, by the way, congratulations
on winning the race.
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I... I don't really feel
too proud about that right now.
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Listen Brian, I know
that sound crazy but,
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do you know of anyone that might
had been having an affair with Guy?
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With Mr. Helverson?
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I know, but his wife, and, actually
my wife, they thought he was sexy.
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You know, I guess you never know
when somebody is gonna spot you.
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Hell, I like boobs.
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What?
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I like boobs, big boobs, I love them.
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Yeah, they are... they are pretty popular.
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You know, I think I got a sort of
wrong track here, Brian. I'll talk to you later.
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Oh, hey, hem...
I don't know if this means anything but,
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last week Mr. Helverson had gone into a big fight
with June Park, the golf pro, during one of his lessons.
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They were pretty intense.
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Really?
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Thanks, Brian.
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Can I give you a pointer?
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Oh, hi! June Park?
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Hi, I'm Andy Barker. I actually was
waiting to speak to you...
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- Okay, with the pitching wedge.
- Okay.
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- You wanna keep your weight forward.
- All right.
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You don't wanna get all resty.
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And just let the clamp do all the work.
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Oh, wow!
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That was unbelievable.
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Hey, did you murder Guy Helverson?
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that... there's suspicion of foul play
and I was asked to look into it.
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I thought he died of a heart attack.
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I know it appears that way but...
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Well, you two did have a fight last week.
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Yeah, over his grip. He wouldn't change his grip.
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I showed him tapes of his lessons...
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I mean, he was just so stubborn.
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Sorry, I can't talk about Guy anymore.
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Who are you to come here
and throw out this accusations?
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A house over Amby El Pueblo
just went for 60 over asking.
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That's a tiny little commission for somebody!
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Yeah, it is. Good for them.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that I've accused some people of
murder today and I didn't go over it very well.
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And then Wendy ask me to go over
Guy's financials one last time.
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I guess it's finally sinking in.
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Hey, this is interesting.
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A condo at 1525 Morris Road
just went on the market last week,
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it's owned by Double Meat Enterprises,
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Wasn't that Guy's company?
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Yeah, it was, could you send...
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- Already did...
- You...
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He owned this condo for three years
and I didn't know anything about it.
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And one week before he dies,
he puts it on the market?
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Oh, did I just find a clue?
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I believe you did Mrs. Barker.
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Someone's moving out.
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I wonder who set the out.
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Hello?
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Andy, it's Nicole, your assistant.
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I've never hired you.
Would you please leave now?
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When is the insurance kicking?
I'm trying to schedule some elective surgery.
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Look, I can't deal with this right now.
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I'm on a stakeout.
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You're not comin' in?
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I would appreciate if you'd let me know
that type of thing the night before.
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I'm busting my ass to get here by 11 o'clock.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Wow, I guess Guy spent some time here.
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June Park lived here.
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Oh, dear. Oh my godness.
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So, the golf pro was the cat woman.
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who went insane when Guy told her
he was renewing his vows.
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And he kicked her out of the condo love nest.
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- That's motif, my friend.
- She totally did it.
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Did what? Guy Helverson was a
heart attack waiting to happen.
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The man kept a thermos of emergency bisque.
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The affair proves nothing.
I still don't see how he was murdered.
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You are right. He wasn't.
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I got the guy toxicology report.
His pumper cracked up.
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- Heart attack.
- Ahh.
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Poison can induce a heart attack.
It's very popular with Afghanistan Police.
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- Common knowledge.
- No, there's no trace of drugs in here.
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- Has Nicole been asking about me?
- No.
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D'you think she likes me in that way?
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- No.
- Do me a favour.
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- Tell her I'd like to be Hootie to her blowfish.
- No.
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- Hold on a minute.
- What am I eating?
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He was murdered.
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They didn't find any drugs in him.
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But they should have.
He took Coumadin for his heart.
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Why didn't they find any in his system?
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Unless somebody was
replacing it with a placebo.
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Not taking his Coumadin.
That's what killed him.
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What's this a hoof?
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Yeah, it is.
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Ah! Just as I thought. Guy's pills.
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Yeah, you have to have your boys
in the lab to analize those
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but I'll bet a dollar to a doughnut
that they are Coumadin.
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Yes, it says Coumadin right on it.
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It does?
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Oh, yeah.
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Tiny letters.
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Yeah, she stole those
to replace them with sugar pills.
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- Did you find any sugar pills?
- Got'em
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Good, good work.
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Well, anyway, she's probably a flying risk.
I'd recommend a full man on her.
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She's right there.
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- Well, our work is...
- We are done.
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You could at least let me have that one.
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Somebody planned it
and stuff them in my locker.
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I wouldn't hurt him.
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He was the sexiest man I've ever been with.
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Miss Park, I know you've been
arrested and all but...
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- Really?
- I loved him,
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and if you are a decent man
you'll find out who really did this.
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Hey, what's the matter, kid?
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You look lower than the nipples
on a wet nurse at the orphanage.
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Oh, I just hope I got the real killer.
She seemed so sincere.
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She's guilty. They're all guilty.
They all deny.
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Oh, I know where all adds up, the pills, the affair
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the condo, the fight
they had in their golf lesson.
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Although, you know, she says that
the fight was just about his grip.
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Look, there's always a lot of little sayings,
you have to let them go
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and bro, you can't go back
and listen to the fight.
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- Right.
- Did you try to?
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- No.
- You can't travel time.
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You're right.
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Wait a minute.
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Yes, we can.
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They videotape those golfers, they gotta
have a copy at the back of the club.
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Hi, there. We were wondering if
we can take a look at the
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tape of a lesson that June Park gave
to Guy Helverson last Tuesday.
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Oh, no problem. Let me check.
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Listen, hippie, you take your orders
from me, not Charlie Manson.
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- Now, you'll get us that tape or I shut your...
- Lew, the guy said he would get us the tape.
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It's all right, kid. Stand cool, don't do drugs.
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They were objectively fighting.
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It's too bad. There's no audio.
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Oh, please, at the video store I watch
so many movies with the sound off,
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I can tell you what they're saying.
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She's saying: "I'm going to kill you..."
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"...by not giving you your Coumadin".
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Okay.
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No, hold on.
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And he saying: "Oh no, I don't wanna
be murdered, I'm fat and I like pizza".
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She said: "I thought you loved me.
How can you be renewing your vows?"
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You read lips?
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Fluently.
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Why do you know how to do that?
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I have a deaf brother.
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I like Stevie Wonder.
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Could you tell us the rest
of what they're saying, please?
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The twig is saying:
"I gave you everything, I could kill you."
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So, she did kill him.
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"And to think this all time I was worried
about your other affair!"
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And he says: "What?"
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And she says: "The slutty blonde
with the butterfly tatoo!"
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"Could you be more predictable?"
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Ah! Wait a minute! Another affair?
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Someone else had a motive.
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I gonna find myself the slutty blonde.
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Blondes do nothing for me.
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Except Lou Kim.
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Oh! Hey, Brian.
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- It's pretty slow on the course today, huh?
- Oh, yeah.
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Back nine is closed.
Ground keepers reseeding some of the greens.
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Well, better reseeding greens
than reseeding airlines.
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Can I help you with something, Mr. Barker?
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Yeah, I, actually, wanted pick
your brain a little more Brian, eh...
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Do you happen to know if anyone else
was involved with Guy Helverson?
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No one other than June Park.
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Good job, putting her away.
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Well, I have a description
of the other person.
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Blonde with a tatoo of a...
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butterfly.
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Brian, I thought you said you like big boobs.
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And he had them.
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You murdered Guy Helverson and you blamed
June Park. That's pretty bad, boy.
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I had no choice.
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It was hard to share him with June but...
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but renewing his vows and leaving me!
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No, Brian, Brian...
Just, Brian!
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Brian?
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Brian?
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Are you all right?
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All right, Brian.
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I've got just one question for you.
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Did you really find Guy Helverson attractive?
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Oh, I get it. You don't think one man can't feel
that way about another man?
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No, no, that's not really it.
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Now that's how you hit a pitching wedge!
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That's a three-iron.
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I know.
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Andy, you should feel
really good about what you did.
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Yeah, I do.
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Brian�s locked up. June Park�s been cleared.
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And Wendy Helverson has some peace of mind.
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Right.
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Because now she knows her husband
wasn�t murdered by his hot lady mistress,
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but by his hunky psychotic boy-toy.
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Good night, sweetie.
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