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♪music

High school, some

say, is the most important time in a young person's life.

This story is about the last weekend before my friends

and I started our senior year. It all started

with my dream about Brittany.

[whispers] Oh yeah, baby

um, yeah.

umm, yeah, baby.

Hi, Domino.

What's with the cap and gown? Graduation's like 9

months away. I wanna be prepared. Are you prepared?

Always.

You're gonna need a bigger size.

You know this will never happen, right?

I know, I know.

Do you want this, baby?

Come and get it.

[kissing]

Domino

uh... [alarm rings]

♪music

[sigh]

Domino...

What the...

[laughs] Eh, it was worth it.

[birds singing]

[waves crashing]

So tell me again why we

had to get here so early? To get a good spot. I see.

Do you have the thing, then?

What's wrong with you? Nothing. Kevin.

Misha, honey, he's so last season's

catalogue. You need to get yourself out of that clarence rack and kick his ass to the curb.

I have dildo that's more exciting than he is.

[laughing] I hate the beach.

yeah

[knocking] What? Already?

[sigh]

Here they come.

These are my boys.

Jackson. Best thing about him is he

thinks he's a ladies man. Worst thing about him is

he thinks he's a ladies man. Kevin, the

brainiac of the group. Best thing about him is his love for

Misha. The worst thing about him is his love for

Misha.

There we go.

Burrito and milk?

Breakfast of champions, right? That's nasty. This is the way

to start the day, man.

Alright. Jacko, who's it going to be this year?

It's not that simple, man. Sure it is. Just look at it from all

angles. And curves. Um-hum. [laughing] Let's compare

In this corner, you have Jen: brunette,

athletic, a real jumping bean with a madona

-like inner sex child. A hyper girl is a horny girl

However, it's bone dry in the bank of common sense. Right.

Right, right, right. But in this corner, you have Tracy, the

magnificently, bootylicious, Tracy. Whooh.

She's sweet, sexy as hell, and she's

daddy giving her whatever she wants. Although, I see that as a bad thing.

Yeah, I'm with you on that, because a high class piece of ass requires a lot of

of cash. So... Aye,

What about Nadine? The foreign

exchange student? [grunts]

I mean, but hey, I'm no expert at

contingencies of the heart. I mean, all my knowledge comes from Fifth Wheel and Elemidate.

And, this poor bastard over here has been stuck in a rut for two years.

And, this poor bastard over here has been stuck in a rut the last two years with girl he thinks he's in

love with. Whoa. Um-hum. Enough about him, man. What up with you and Brittany?

Awe, what, you've been jockin' that southrn pony since she came here, man. [laughing]

What are you enthusiast for sex with animals? Huh, gitty up, cowboy!

[Laughing] Jesus Christ, man. How many times do I have to go over this with you two?

Until you convince me, there's nothing there.

She's the standard. I mean, men line up at the bathroom door to flush her toilet.

She's out of our legue.

Alright man. Let me tell you something.

Either you hurry up and tap that country ass or I will.

[laughing]

He's full of shit, man I don't know.

[dog barking]

Eh, you wouldn't...you wouldn't really..pEh, man

if I don't, somebody else will.

Yo, yo, yo! What's crakalackin' my

peoples. PJ. Let's just say, neither

Eminem nor Vanilla Ice would be caught dead hanging out with him.

[sniff] What's the matter, PJ? Start spreading?

Yeah, tell your mom's I want my money back, yo! [laughing]

The realist, yea!. Yo, for reals, 'tho...

I just a little sinus infection and shit. Yeah, what do you want?

Awe, can of whip cream and some chocolate pudding.

you know what I mean? Where's Picaso when you need him, huh?

Yo, screw that yo, give me Betty Crocka. Yo, check it. 1-2...

Yum, yum, yu. I'mma show how fun this desert can be.

Watch it, man. Watch me spit game like a AK.

Awe, man. That PJ's messed up. Yeah, let's go.

He's no shame. He has no brain cells.

He lives in a world filled with marijuana smoke and visions of the Paris

Hilton sex video. What a beautiful pace.

Yo, open the door, yo. Hurry up! What the hell?

Okay. [yelling]

What the hell? Get your white ass from me.PWhy you gotta call me white andpshit? You know I be

tannin'. Go hurry up! You dumb, fucking Beastie Boy reject

I know you didn't just jump in my car, man. Where'd whitie go?

Oh, damn.

You in it now man. What they say

they looking angry. Lookin' at you. Oh, man, I fuck up this time, yo.

He's cool , man. Misunderstanding.

Yo, he's looking at me. He's kinda off kilter, man.

He's just a little..you know? You got my back on this one?

There's something wrong with him. We'll get him later. Just chill out man.

He's gay. He's just goofin' off. He's ay? Yeah.

He's gay, man. Little fag.

Yo, stay up. Get with ya'll later.

Oh man. Thank you, guys.

I owe you man. Just 'cause I start nibblin' on that shortie's ear.

Nigga, start vexin' and shit Yo, he said niggas?! Yo, you... Hey, it's cool...

One love, one love, man. What'd you say to them?pI told 'em you were gay.

Oh hell know, man, why you gotta go and do that? You know I

gotta represent. Nah, really, really, I just gave them your address. They can

just can have their night by themselves and beat you up later.pAh, now I

gots to move out my house. My mom's gonna be happy as shit.

Alright, that's enough. Get the hell out of my car. Now!

My pleasure, you frosted chereo eatin' mamas boys.

Yo, we bashin' esta noche, right? Yeah.

Yeah, maybe I'll check you later 'round the LBC, chillin' with

CC puffin' some love. But, hey, keep it on the DL 'cause the

5-0 be all up in my biz and shit. Yo, word?

Right, yo.

See that smoke?

♪music [birds chirping]

[sigh]

Man, how can you hate the beach? Cause it's empty. Kinda like your sex life.

Ha ha. At least I'm not pussy whipped.pWait, you think I'm

pussy whipped? Whapish! [laughing] Oh don't you say a word.

Man, you whipped by a female that ain't even your girlfriend.

Besides, I don't know what kind of nasty shit you got, Mr. I screw anyone anywhere

no matter how fat or how how dirty. [laughing]

Oh wait, there they are. Let's go.

♪music

When the lights are off

they're whoever you what them to be. I'm not judging but I'm just not

interested in it. I'm saving myself. For who?

Me. In your dreams. What up ladies?

Uh, see ladies, this is why my weekend are

for meeting new guys. So that I won't have to keep fucking the old ones.

Hey, well thanks for sparing us the sequel. No one want to see another bad

variation of a good movie. Whatever Jackson

[gurgling] Urg. Maybe a burrito for breakfast wasn't such a good idea.

[farts] [laughing]

Out of the way man. Emergency. [farting sounds]

[caughing]

[grunting]

Hey, man. How 'bout a curtesy flush?! How 'bout leaving me alone, huh?

You see, girls

there are two lessons to be learned here. Number one, never

long term. And, second, learn how to make

yourself cum, cause 9 times out of 10, he won't.

Thought you said there'd only be cute guys here.PI thought you were going topshave your mustache.

Is a little maturity too much to ask? I'm sorry.

Truth is

I've been wanting to tell you something for a long time.

Your breath smells like cow s-

[laughing] As I was saying

Men are like babies. They just want be told what to do and and

Men are like babies. They just want be told what to do and and when to do it.

You are so full of shit. Oh really?

Kevin, Well Misha tell me you only lasted a minute and 32 seconds

last Friday. [laughing] What? Can I talk to you?

Right now. Right.

Was that necessary? The point I was trying to make is that men just want to be

dominated. Isn't that right Jackson?

[spanking sounds]

[yelling]

Oh Lord, Lord, Lord!

[laughing] Pussy.

Jackson? Jackson?

Jackson?

Oh, hey Trac

Yeah, let's go over here

What Kevin? What?!

I can't believe you forced me out here on such a shitty day.

I'd rather be inside, painting my nails and watching Grease.

[laughing] You tell that walking STD what we do in bed?

It's the last day of summer and I have to deal with this? No technically it's not

the end of summer. 'Cuase summer never ends. It takes a recess.

Next year will be another summer and so on and so on.

Why are you being like this? I'm just saying it the way it is.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing. I'm fine.

Think about it.

Your saying, drinking non-alcoholic beer and having an unlit cigaret in your lips

are the same? Zero stimulation. All you get is a

bad taste in your mouth. It's kinda like watching a John Travolta movie.

I don't know about that. You ever see Battlefield Earth?

Good point.

Look at these studs. Hi guys. [groans]

You here by yourself? As always. Mind if I park here?

Join the party. I'm going to check out the party.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh it's probably freezing.

[claping] Here we go.

Will you marry me?

[laughing] What's in it for me? Uhh...these shades.

They're yours. Can I wear these on the honeymoon?

You can wear whatever you want. Or nothing at all.

It's your call. Oh yea, back to school bash at my house, remember?

Are we done here or what? There no guys here?

It's hot. The waves suck and theres sand in my

- never mind. I'm going to the bathroom.

Tisk. That girl is

never getting laid. Come on, be nice. She's got

something. She's as far away from the game as possible.

What do you mean she's as far aways from the game as possible.

The relationship game. You see I put down this little theory on relationships.

Aristotle in swim trunks. Take love at first sight.

It's based on looks and looks alone. You know, one dimensional.

One dimensional attraction. One dimensional relationship. Love at first sight

is a cliche, nothing more. Love is a

emotion. I'm with you aon that, but - So, you're saying it's

all on the surface attraction. Right, I mean most relationships are

based on the end looks not the income.pThe opposite of a friend zone.

Exactly. Now see, you take tow good looking people show are physically attracted to

each other, but not any good at communicating with each other, you won't have

any kind of relationship. They'll just be fuck buddies

And, two people who like each other for who they are inside, who'll be friends but

due to them have so much in common they could develop a link

leading into lovers. Because the attraction

personality is often overlooked in this superficial society we live in.

You see, the woman will always want the man. And, the man will definitely

always want the woman. Either way, friend or fuck

buddy, if you follow me. Every word

You amaze me, man. Said the amazing person, woman.

[laughing]

♪music

Oh shit.

Hay, Jackson.

Hey, what's up? How you doing?

Umm...

I was just trying to be nice...umm...

I was just trying to be nice...umm...

...foreign exchange...and lonely...uh...uh...

Okay, why you making this such a big deal? Okay? I'm sorry?

I've got something to do tonight. Tell them I'll make it up to them.

It's there anniversary. And, they see you as a member of the family.

It would be extremely fucked up of you to blow it off.

You know what?

Fine. Forget it. Wait...wait, don't get all

indifferent on my okay? You told me this like what, five minutes ago?

Just tell them I said congratulations.pStop being so dam hard headed

You're coming. And for the record, I told you 3 weeks

ago. Girl, I can't remember what you said 3 minutes ago.

Well, remember this, FUCK YOU!

What's wrong with her? Take a wild guess.

We're out of here.

beep beep beep beep

What are you doing? Tryin' to see the junk in that trunk. Damn!

Whew! Hey Vernie

You girls coming to the party?

Will bring our drinking shoes.

Great. I think it's time for me to go, too. What time you going home?

As soon as this sun goes down. Well, I'll see you at the party. i'll be there early.

Why? Jungle Juice. Somebody's gotta make the jungle juice.

Later guys. Thanks for the shades.

Hey, Brittany!

Yes, Domino? Is your dad a mechanic?

Why, Domino? Well, I was just wondering how you got such a

finely tuned body.

On that heartfelt note by Dom, allow me to rap.

Aspirations and inner fears are what separates us the animals.

My advice to you two, don't be chicken-hearted vagabonds.

This party is a time for conception, alright?

Relationships will be inaugurated. And, a relationship will be...

Aye, to be concluded. You guys still think I'm pussy whipped?

Hell yes. Awe! Let's go man.

♪music

/sigh/ Can I help you?

Look, there's some things I want to get out in the open.

Figured it'd be best if we did this face to face.

You wearing that to the party? Absolutely.

Only problem is that I can't find the sequence to complement the bathrobe. Wait till you see the hair colors I've got picked out.

Always pegged you as a trended setter.Always looking to make a statement.

Make yourself at home. I'll be right back.

Now, to what do I

owe the auspicious visit?

Um, I've been meaning to talk to you about something for a while now...

I think I know what it is. Really, really? You do?

I guess i don't need to bother you, then. No, no, please, continue.

Alright, over there.

You know how like you when you trying to fall asleep but you really can't fall asleep

because you don't really don't know what keep you

awake at night. And, there's thousands of images passing by second after

second after second, confusing your thoughts, messing with your mind, you know, and every time

you think you got the answer, the question changes, you know what I'm saying?

The other night, right, finally, images stopped and it landed on one picture.

And, that picture was...

That picture was you.

I wanna know you on a higher level.

I wanna be the one you bitch to about your mom, your dad

school, whatever. Just tell me everything

and I'll be everything, with you.

Are you asking me out? I'm asking you to

feed my dog when I go on vacation. Yeah, I want you to be my girl.

What you took you so long? Of course I'll be your girl.

Yeah. Now, I think this is the part where

you kiss me and we begin our on the surface relationship.

♪music

Hey, guys! What's up?

'Bout time!

We ready to tap that bitch? Yeah, tap that bitch, tap that bitch...

Hey sweetheart, how you doin? Hi Brit Hey honey giggling

Hey Brittany, what's up?

Hey girls and beautiful Thank you Here you go.

Ok, ok. Now, Gordon, you know the rules, what are the rules?

No girls, no sex, no drugs No girls, no drugs, ok. If you see a girl, what do you do?

Run away. You run away, oh okay!

Yeah, go get some. Hey beautiful, how you doing?

Alright, sweetheart, ya'll have fun. Hey guys, how's it going?

Oh, leis. Let the games begin.

You kidding me? I gotta go. No, why, you just got here.

We're fucking somebody tonigh. You do that, I'm going home.

No, you're staying, youre staying and you're going to ignore him, and you and I

are going to sta- I'm going to get beer -we're going to start the new year

with some delicious new dick. I don't think so.

Just stay.

/sigh/ Let me check you have smudge. Ok, come here.

Hair. Ok, 15 minutes, you're home. 15 minutes.p20?

Ok 20, no, 15, 15. Alright, ok. Turn around, let me look at you.

Ok. Is your fly out here? Ok, now, sex. No, no

no sex. Ok? what do you do if a girl wants to have sex with you?

Run away. You run run. Oh! You're an angel, you run. Ok.

No cleavage. Don't look at cleavage, please. Ok? You know what that is? Oh, no, you know what that is.

Oh dear, you know what that is. Ok, my little angel. You have school tomorrow. Please be home, ok.

15 minutes. Ok?

/whispers/ Come back, come back.

/music/ /shouting/

Hey, check this out. Good Have fun. Hey, yo. I'm 'bout to go play some strip pocker with Brittany

Domino!

My main man, hook me up with a glass of sweet goodness, huh?

Yeah, man, yeah. I got you.

So, what do you put in this stuff anyway?

Well, we got some cough syrup, milk of magnesia, everclear,

and a little bit of liquid estrogen.

Check it out man, it's all part of my secret mission to

to turn all the guys in our high school into healthy fertile women, so that I

will ultimately become the manliest man in all the land. You like that, huh?

That's dastardly. Uh, it won't make me

grow tits, will it? Maybe. Ah man!

That's fucked up. Awe, you know Imma finish up beating Kevin

in some chess here. But, I need to have this at my party.

My graduation party, hook it up. /giggling/ Domino

Oh my God! this stuff is so good! It kinda tastes like Hawaian punch

but like just after you licked a stamp. Do you know what I mean? Oh my God!

Can you believe you're a senior. I mean you should be so excited, probably like looking ahead to like college and everything

Hey, have you seen Jackson? Uge, I thought he'd be here by now!

But, he's not here yet, so what's up with you?

Jackson will be here soon. Don't worry about it. Hey besides, I'm here.

Oh my God, did you heard that Jen broke up with Gary? Yeah, he was like totally cheating on here with Mary

who was like totally dating Bradley for the last four weeks /laughing/ you know

You know that new freshman girl, she just punched Marco in the face for feeling her up. It was so funny!

Oh, anyways, Jills's really broken up about it. So, I'm gonna go talk

to her, but I will definitely see you later, okay?pOkay, hey wait a second.

Give this to Jill and tell her I said I'm sorry.pOkay.

Bye.

Hey, jungle juice man!

Here. Have fun.

Ohh, watch it man!

You just spilled jungle juice sweet goodness all over my leg.

and ruined my jeans. Hey, shit, I'm sorry, man. Don't worry about.

Okay, well why not? This is why not.

Alright.

Not too shabby. Thanks.

Hey.

Check. Mate.

Awe, damn! Hey, pay up, man.

I'll pay up. Nice game, Bobby Fisher.

I'm out.

'Cuse, 'cuse me, sorry man.

You cheatin' bum. I saw that.

/music/ /shouting/

There's still no sign of Jackson or the buxom Tracy.

Oh, Misha. Hey, man, Jen's over there and that whole valley girl vibe

she's throwing, man, it's, it's kinda inspiring, man

Yeah, it's a party, man. Mingle, get drunk.

And, who's plays chess in this kind of environment, anyway?

Hey, I made five bucks. Oh, great! Now you can buy yourself a

sympathy card. come on. She'll be here and you guys

can make amends or break up or whatever.

Just do it right and try not to make a scene.

Let's go. Hey, wait, where's Brittany?

Oh!

Ante's gonna be two pieces of clothing

Raise, unlimited. I'm tired of waisting all my time

I've gotta party to host

I'm gonna raise 5 pieces.

I'm out.

And, I need another drink.

Well, I'm all in. Buck ass naked, baby.

I'm down. Hey, wanna dance. Sure.

Whoa, wait! No! I've waited my entire life

to see that ass. What you go?

Two pair, baby. Let me see it. Damn it!

Full house. Sorry, Junior. Leave your clothes on the table

and join the rest of the party. Get drunk guys.

/crying/

/burp/

I guess it's just me and you buddy.

/music/ /shouting/

There's no doubt about it, the only true form of

atmosphere is what you feel, you know, not what you're told.

You can't even pretend to see what I see.

You can't even see me, you know what I'm sayin'?

I'm sayin', listen to what I'm sayin', okay, you with me, right?

When you look at me, you see a

conglomeration, everything that's happened to you in your life, you know what I'm saying?

And, so, so you dig in your brain and you pull out

labels to put on me so suddenly I'm just a cliche.

You know what I'm saying. Man I love talking to you.

You know. Thanks for the heart to heart and everything

I appreciate it. I thought I was just asking about your trip to Auburn.

I was talking about Auburn.

Hey, you owe me 5 bucks for this joint.

/music/

/shouting/

Do it! Do it! This is still funny! Yeah!

He's gonna do it again!

All day!

We still on for next Thursday night, right? Yes, ma'am Don't forget my nipple clamps, this time.

Damn!

/gurgling/

Oh, uh...

Damn, what the hell is this?

Where's mama's little angel? Ok.

Oh, there's loud music. Ok, it's so loud,. Oh, God! Short skirts. I'm seeing short skirts.

Oh, years of therapy, down the drain, years of therapy, ha ha come to mommie.

Where's my baby. I have a pen. Mommie has a pen for you. I think I smell

drugs. Ok. Maybe I can get in here. Gordon, where

are you? Mommie's here. Mommie has a pen for you.

Okay. Oh, I smell drugs. Oh, Oh, Oh dear

Okay. /music/

Hey everybody. Hello, hello! Listen up!

I just wanna say, Thank you. Thanks for

comming out. My girl Brittany's got all your keys so don't you worry

about driving home. If you're too drunk, she'll let you know.

Anyways, what time is it, uh 6 o'clock? 6 o'clock!

Many wonderful hours to party and get crazy, okay?

We got jungle juice, complements of myself - secret recipe - don't ask.

I won't tell. So, one other thing,

The toilet is your friend. You gotta do your thing, there's three bathrooms

out there to do your thing. So,

let get the party going again. We're gonna slow it down.

K, and now some slow music.

/music/

Hey, Jackson.

No, bitch, he hasn't.

/music/

So, who's it gonna be?

Hmm...

Him. Gordon?

Oh, why?

There's nothing like a deflowering process.

There's nothing like making him pop that first cherry.pCome on, Chris

Domino's here, Jackson's here, the football teams's here

Domino and Jackson? Hello? Been there, done that.

Those two couldn't find a clit if MapQuest gave their own address for it.

When I'm through with this one, he won't be needing those glasses anymore.pNasty.

Thank you.

So, that really happened? It was the most intense moment of my life.

It was like, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm headed towards the ground at like a hundred miles an hour

and then wham, I shoot back up and just hang there in limbo.

You gotta try it. Boy, it's a rush in itself.

Totally orgasmic. I don't know.

Babysitting isn't for me. That's really interesting

That's enough OJ. But, I was talking about bungee jumping?

And the adrenaline rush it gives you. pOh?PAnd, if you want thisprelationship

live past the day, you better start listening to me.

My bad.

Thanks.

/music/

Aye, take your ass to the back

man /gumbling/

You heard the man.

/farts sounds/

/gurgling/ /farts/

/farts/

/groans/

/music/

Man, they ain't got nuthin' to eat!

Everything's frozen in this motherfucker.

Awe, yeah, they got chilli in this

piece, yo, that's what I'm talking about!

I never had chilli with corn in it, yo.

/slurping/ I can't smell nuthin'

But, I know this shit look good.

Awe, this shit is spicy, yo.

Why you gotta hate on a player?

It's chilli.

/music/ /yelling/

So, what they say

about men is true, huh? Damn!

Don't turn, it's nice.

Um...I should...I should probably get going.

Come here.

Oh, oh! You wanna do my back?

Oh, shit [laughing]

Oh man /knocking/ Oh, shi...um!

Come here Give me a favor..oh...give me a second...Wum, who is it?

/mumbling/

Oh I'm in the bathroom, I gotta, um, oh, um...

I'm oh the toilet.

/knocking/

Awe, Willi, um, I-I'm taking a shit, it really stinks in here okay?

/mumbling/

/knocking/

Jackson? Oh, Shit! Um, hey, how you doing?

Um, you know wha? Uh, I just took a mean

shit, and, uh, it, really stinks, so I think it's best that you don't

come in here for a while. Okay? I gotta do the Lysol and spray and shit

but, um, do me a favor, 2...15

give me about a half hour, alright? A half hour and I'll be done, okay?

Oh, I love you baby girl.

What's up?

/music/

Hey. Hey. I saw you dancing over there.

You look like you work out. You're ripping right through that shirt.pYou're talking to me?

Yeah, I'm talking to you. i don't see any other cute guys around here.

I'm Gordon. Uh, niced to meet you, Gordon. Do you play golf?

No. 'Cause you totally have that Tiger Woods thing going on.

I hope you brought your club. /laughing/

Do you wanna dance?

Sure.

Oooh. Wow, you really know how to dance.

Ooh, watch those hips. Hey, so um

Is that legal? Probably not.

/giggling/ I don't know?

Don't wory, I'll be gentle.

You like that? Uh-hun.

/growns and giggles/

Right here, Jackson.

like that, yeah.

Jackson, what the fuck are you doing? I was just helping her out.

Her back was hurting Fuck you, Jackson.

You couldn't do nothing with this anyway. I-

I just was...

So, you wanna do my front now?

Yeah.

/music/ The party was happening, the music was bumping,

and my jungle juice was in full effect.

Okay, thank you. Thank you.

And, remember the 1 o'clock is nothing like the 11 o'clock, so come and

get it. And, please, no change. It's cold.

They do some damage to my boys.

You know, I never knew you were so talented.

I mean you were like really good. /giggling/

Hey, um, can I have my dollar back?

I'm broke. [giggling] You don't tip a waitress

and then ask for it back the next time you see her, do you? Please?

My dollar? /giggles/ /hiccups/

Oh!

You owe me.

So like, where'd you learn to move like that?

You know that I could probably show you a few things

I love to dance /laughing/

Well, it's in my blood.

It's in your blood?

When my grandfather left my grandmother, he left her in kind of a bind

She had to support a family, and she

danced topless in a gogo bar. No!

For like ten years. And because she had no other skills

except for shaking her ass, you know

it just came naturally to her. And, it comes naturally to me.

So are so full of it. There were not strip clubs back then.

Wait, were there?

/music/

All guys are assholes. They use you for sex. And, once they cum, they don't wanna know you.

If you wanna relationship, honey, wake up. 'Cause odds are

you're not the only girl spreading your legs for him.

Many all girls are bitches. They want attention, wanna be pampered

Me, me, me! It's all about them!

They are lying, manipulating cheating bastards.

I just can't take this, man. Matter fact, I'm seriously considering

just having some male, plutonic relationships.

I'm seriously considering spending my life with just a close female I can call a friend.

Someone who understands the meaning of meaning.

All I need is some male conversation and some skinemax! p/laughing/

Yeah!

Gordon!? Where's mommie's, little angle? Come to mommie.

Gordon? Where are you? I'm so, uh, I'm so worried.

Ok. i hear loud music. Ok. Gordon?

Those evil women. Those little bitches, trying to get my son! Oh, God.

Gordon?

/groans/ She's gonna screw him to death man!

Hey, I smell something burning. Hey maybe someone should go in there?

/music/

Holy shit What happened?

/music/

You ever have a taste of Chid nuts before?pUh!

/laughing/

Something was happing tonight. Yeah, but I'm just not really sure what it was.

'Cuse me?

We've been friends for a long time. Ok, you know what, then?

I'm gonna go back inside.

Okay.

Oh, where do you think

you're going so early. Oh, well Lisa hasn't shown up yet, so uh

I was just gonna go over to her house.PAre you okay to drive 'causpyou're not going anywhere

if you been drinking.

if you been drinking. No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk it, you know

Gives me a little more time to think. You two are breaking up

are you? Yeah, that's just it. I don't know.

I'll have see when I get there. Hey, so what's up with

you and Domino? I mean, I got time. I really don't revisit that conversation anytime soon

And, more importantly, I've got a party I've been neglecting to host. But,

good luck okay?

Gordon? Wheres my

angel? Come to mommie.I hear loud music.

Oh dear, ok. Sinners, they're sinning. Oh dear, oh God!

Gordon! Gordon! Come to mommie!

Alright, where's my sweet angel?

Oh hey, I was just going to go over to your house.

Well I guess I saved you a trip

Um, I thought you said you weren't going to go to the party.

Don't I have the right to change my mind?

Why you so nervouse?

I'm not nervous. You're lying. No, no.

I'm just, you know... Just playing with your ring? And, I know you always

do that when you're nervous. so, don't stangd here and fucking lie to my face!pAlright.

I think we should break up.

Why? Well, just thing's really

twisted right now. And, we're gonna start a new year of

high school. It's last summer here... No, will you make some damn sense,

please?

please? What was that? Hold on. I was just saying

I didn't know. and, then you do that thing, you yell at me

I'm scared of losing you as a friend.

You're more than a girlfriend.

More thn just...

Well...

I can honestly stand here and say I wouldn't know where to start

if we wanted to work things out. So,

I agree.

I think we should break up.

There's no more it.

Wait, wait.

Don't. Stop. Stop.

I don't know how long

it take you to

Open, your eyes, Kev. I want to break up.

I don't love you. I'm tired of the same boring routine every

fucking weekend. I'm tired of knowing you. I'm tired of putting up the same

crap! God!

I want more.

I'll welcome civility when I'm 30.

Not 16.

How long did you feel this way?

Did you ever love me?

Does it matter? Hell yeah, it matters!

I mean, if you just

learned you felt this way, like yesterday at the beach?

Or, uh, two week ago. That'd be fine. I could deal with that.

But, if you're telling me you felt like this the whole two

years? Just toying with me, wasting my time?

Fuck you!

So, how long?

I don't know.

Yo, is it just me or is the stars breath takin' and shit tonight?

What's got you, yo? Problems with the shortie?

Yo, I call sloppy seconds. She's fair game now, yo!

Oh my God, Brittany! I'm having so

much fun. Your house totally rules! It's like so much nicer than my house.

And, you know what else, I really like the floor in here. It's real wood, isn't it? It's all shiny.

Hey, you guys, um, what's up with Jackson? He like got here with Tracy and now he's

up there with Nadine like sitting there and talking and... Oh, my god, He just kissed her!

Hey, why would you have beer?

What happened?

Son of a bitch!

Have you no respect for

divine substance? I told you.

Animals! You want a tissue?

I gotta clean this shit before it settles. I'll go upstairs and get something

won't you come with me. No, I'll stay.

Why don't you mingle or something? It's your party.

It's our senior year with these people and you don't even know who they are. Socialize.

Okay.

What did you just say?

/music/ Hey, baby, won't you come down here and bring me some of that sugar.

That's what I'm talking about.

What did she

have to drink?

Yo girl. Let's make like a

Klondike bar and get you some vanilla up in the middle.

Ho, ho, you can't stop the pa-

How you doing? Where you been?

Please don't tell me that felt like kissing your brother.

I needed that. Brittany.

I love you.

I love you, too. But,

Shit. Don't. Just let me say

what I have to say. Fine. Fine? Fine.

Fine. Look, Domino. I wanna feel

the same way for you that you do for me. I really

do. But, the past year and a half, I've

had to come to terms with some things, these

strange feelings and peculiar

instincts that I didn't know were there, they

just were. Finally, after all

this time, whe was gonna give into her inner passions and tell me that she

loved me. But, I decided to play dumb.

Hand me a map 'cause I'm not following you.

Okay. Here it is. What I want is

someone more like me.

Are you kidding me? we are great together. We're like peanut butter and

Shhh...[w \hispers]

You're a...

Yoou're a lesbian? Please, don't

freek out. You're the only one who knows.

How do you nkow? How do you know how you feel about me?

Because I look at you and I feel something... electric?

I guess you can call it that, yeah. Domino, you are my

best friend. I trust you more than anyone.

Fantastic. Now we can watch football

half naked together, while chatting about the girls you wanna screw while drinking

light beer. Exactly.

Brittany, telling you I love you was the hardest thing

I've ever had to do in my life. I honestly didn't expect

it either. But, I'm so glad you did it and so are you.

What's next?

I can tell you what I think is next. Please do. because

this is sounding really...sorry.

This isn't the easiest thing in the world to comprehend.

I know. Just do me a favor, and one for yourself.

Think about our friendship. think of every

thing that we have been through. Think about what you just told me.

And, think about trying to redirect that and

and see what door you end up at.

So, what are you gonna be doing until school

starts? Actually, I'm trying to set up a sleep over

so I can get to know the girls a little better.

/music/

/laughing/

You know what? What?

You're so full of life. You know, you got, you got

grat rhythm and a great body and

/laughing/

You know, I'd pay to see you dance. [laughing] Are you kidding?

/kissing/ giggling/

/laughing/

Wait, wait, wait! What are we doing?

I think we're kissing. But, then again, I'm no expert.

why you know something I don't? No. Hey guess what?

Listen, I already know.

No, no, no. I can contort my body into like

12 unnatural position. Oh really. Yeah, I can. It's the most of my gymnastics

Yeah? Uh-huh Really? Um-huh.

Well, I can perform every step of the

Whoops I Did It Again dance routine. No, way! That's so cool!

You know what elese is really cool? Did you know

that Oreos are like the only O-named shape

[laughing] Oh, my God! I'm totally drunk!

[kissing] Your jungle juice was so good.

Awe you drank some juice? You liked it? Um-hum. Oh my God, it was so good, it so good.

I made it. You did? Yeah Oh my God

You're a really good cook

A cook? Uh-huh, you're a good barrista.

/kissing/

[laughing] I am like totally drunk.

Come here.

[panting] come here, baby.

Wroof Come here girl, you can do it! Come on!

Good Now, speak! Ruff, Ruff!

Ruff! Good, girl!

You promise you'll remember this tomorrow?

Yes /kissing/

Hey, watch this are some of the new moves I'm working on my

gymnastics thing, okay?

[humming] and, you pop it like that.

I know, you were right, you could probably show me some moves.

Aren't I good? I've been practicing.

/kissing/ /giggling/

Are you sure about this? Absolutely, Jackson!

Hey, listen, I'm really sorry I called you Jackson.

I thought he was really cute, but I think you're way cuter. Thank you. You are!

And, like, I really wanted to see Jackson

at the party, but he came with like Tracy and then we was with Nadine, what's up with that?

Like why was he with Nadine and stuff?

/giggling and kissing/ They make a good couple, right?

Yeah, they totally do. And, you know what, I think you are probably like a

way better kisser than Jackson. Just like I think so. You know.

/snoring/

/snoring/

I just wanna thank you for last night.pI should be thanking you.

I really had fun.

So, did I. [laughing]

You know that - Nothing happened. And, like I said,

thanks. Roof!

/laughing/ Bye, Domino.

/music/

You broke up?

More more like she, she took her hand,

stuck it in my check, took out my heart,

threw it on the ground, poured

gasoline all over it, lit a match and walked away.

Do you wanna know what she said?

No.

There was a beautiful rainbow out yesterday,

it was awesome.

That's what she said? And, you interpreted that as a thrash to the heart?

That's what she said? And, you interpreted that as a thrash to the heart?

It was establishing the mood.

Oh.

I was inside all night, man.

How did she never really love me?

I mean, the last two years, and all the emotions we shared? And, not one of them was real.

Man, we're young.

No, no, don't give me your shit about being young.

It's so easy for you to say, if you haven't been there.

I mean, you're just scared to devote your love to anyone.

Who gives a damn if we're seventeen?

We're alive. You're alive.

And, if you're alive, you can feel.

Right now, I feel like shit.

Wait a minute. So this girl tells you she used

you, and you tell me that I don't have the capacity to love?

No, you're avoiding life, Domino!

You know exactly what I mean. It makes life easier to deal with.

When did you become my guidance councelor?

You're finally gonna own up

to it?

Okay, as of this moment, I am a new man.

Although, you're a much bigger man than I am because you had the

capability and the balls to love that girl without delay.

And, I respect that.

I have a strange feeling like my ass is being kissed.

I need gas money.

I got you. But, it's a loan.

Hey, Thanks man. Don't let her get away.

See what happens.

I had so much fun at the party.

It was fun It was freaking crazy. Yeah, there were a lot of people there.

I just wanna thank ya'll so much for coming and hanging with me again. I just really want

to get close to you. Ya'll seem so awesome and we're about to start school together.

It's gonna be great. But, enough about me. I wanna hear some juicy stories

that happened at my party. We'll I wanna hear about her. How did you get up

on the bar with Chad? /giggling/ So, you guys know

we hooked up for a minute, and um. So, we come to your party and everything's all

good. And, I go to the bathroom and I catch him with the German hoe

No way What?! She can like barely speak English

She speaks like Germlish. /laughing/

And, you really can't hear, and it's like really soft.

/laughing/ So, anyways, so i thew my drink in his face and

and it was really funny actually. /laughing/

So, then, I go down stairs and you know I get a little tipsy.

And, I'm dancing on the bar. and, this like cute

sexy, thug comes. I don't know where the hell he came from, but.

Anyway, so we went to my car. Uh-oh and, you know

We got a little freaky. But, he was cute, though.

Oh, yes, girl, at least, he know what he was doing. Oh! [laughing]

/laughing/

I was totally in Jackson, at first. Like, no offence, or anything, Tracy.

But, then um, I kind of hooked up with Domino [giggles]

You don't understand how happy I am for ya'll. He is like

a brother to me. I love him. Are you serious, 'cause like, I

always felt us as like sisters. [giggles]

That's so great. And, he's just like a really good kisser, and he's like

he's really sweet and stuff. That's so great, Jen.

I really think you guys are gonna like really work out. I can just see it happening for you to.

Christie? What you mean?

She hooked up with Gordon. Shut up! Yep.

Yeah. Gordon? Gordon from our school?

What for real? He's not geeky guys.

What? He is a total geek. And you know that.pNo, he's not a geek anymore.

Shit, what did you do to him? You, guys, he was like

a caged tiger. I swear to God

And, as soon as I opened that door, he pounced like I've never been

ravaged before. It was crazy. I mean, I have no idea where it came

from. But, he just brought this energy out of me. I just

I don't even know how to explain it. He's amazing.

Christie and relationships do not relationship do not work together.

I'm a changed woman because of him.

I think I'm in love. Oh, now! [lughing]

I'm serious. No, do not fall in love, okay!

No, it's different this time. That's not you. You like play the field...

You and me. We're gonna go and you're gonna show me the ways.

Now that I'm finally free. Wait you're free?, Yeah? What happened?

Kevin and I broke up. What? When? What happened?

It was just time, you know.

He's boring. He's boring. I felt so

bad. He was like crying, guys. He had tears

in his eyes. Kevin's a baby. Yeah.

But, I thought you two would really work out.

You were the one telling me to break up with him. Yeah.

She's so..

you guys, I'm gonna go. No.. Where you going? yeah you guys have fun. It's okay. I just have to go.

You guys have fun. i know, I know. But, you guys have fun. Okay? I'll see you at school.

Um, um, okay, bye.

You guys, I really think she feels bad because like she never has

a guys to talk about. You know she's like never really been with anybody.

She totally needs to get laid. And, like, we're all talking about boys and stuff.pI feel bad.

She probably felt uncomfortable. I hope she gets like some day.

You guys, I have bad news. My parents

are getting divorced and I have to go move with my mom. So...

You're transferring schools? Yeah. No!

Senior year? No way! We definitely have to stay in touch.

I'm gonna miss you guys. We're gonna miss you, too!

You're the life of the party. I know, we'll definitely have to have girls night more often.

Yeah, we know, we can get drunk together.

/laughing/

No more jungle juice for you.

/music/

Hey man. Alight.

Please tell me right now what went down between you and what's-her-name and I'll never ask again.

It's over. That's so?

I heard you and Tracy broke up? Ah, yeah, well you know.

I just wasn't the right time to be tying myself down, you know what I'm saying?

Whatever. Um,

You heard she transferred to Pacific, right?

She did? Tracy? For real?

Damn. Look,

Damn, man. Yo, I didn't mean for it to go down like that, I mean.

Hold on to 'em while you got 'em It's just

you know, I was trying... Never mind, man. I'm,

I'm cool. You know. I just wanna..um. Damn!

Hey, guys. Have you seen Gordie?

Who's Gordie? Well, you know Gordon.

Uh, I haven't seen him.

I guess he's not here yet. Well, if you see him, can you tell him that I'm looking for him? I'll be

waiting for him right over there.

Yeah. How? I heard

Gordie's packing some serious heat.

Crazy man.

Good morning. It's a lovely day for some

high impact intense education. Wouldn't you agree No.

No, not really. What's with the sudden interest in higher education?

I was wrong about something. Awe, finally admitting hip hop is taking over, huh?

No. See, there's so many different

types of people in high school, each with a different agenda,

and motive, and different emotions.

And, those agendas change each year. but, all of them have a goal,

a purpose. Okay, you know you talking from your ass again, right?

I'm talking about taking what comes to you and being ready.

Right? so, basically, you now plan beyond

just tomorrow? I've always had plans beyond tomorrow.

Now they have direction. Cause you got Brittany?

[laughs] Not quite.

Yeah, I still don't get it. Hey, guys! [giggles]

Muwah! Hi, Jackson! What's up?

You look so hot. Why, thank you. Oh My, God aren't you guys so excited

It's the first day of school? Can't wait 'til the bell rings!

Did you see Gordie outside? No.

Did you see that?

How akward. I kind of feel bad for him.

Kevin He said he was gonna be here by now.

Know what I'm talking about? That's you? What the hell?

Oh, my God.

You know, man cannot live on love alone.pCouples.

Is she still drunk or something? Apparently?

Wow. Okay?

Oh, hey, hey! What's up?

Jackson, we need to talk.

Awe, it's cool. Uh, what you want another back rub or something?

You, know I can do that. Back rub was very nice. And, the sex too.

Thank you very much. Hey, wait, that's it? Uh-huh.

Was it something I did? I mean...

wasn't it fun? It was very much fun, for two minutes.

/laughing/

I was kind of...it was the first time...

When Jackson is no more challenge, it's over. Good-bye.

Hold up! Wait!

/laughing/

Wait, that my ride. Hi Brittany!

Hi. Okay, so Domino, I wrote something on your notebook.

Just in case we're not in case together so you won't forget about us. Oh thanks, honey Okay.

I'm gonna go, 'cause my homeroom's like totally on the other side of school and I don't want to be late for the first day of school.

Muwah! Bye, Brittany Bye

So, what'd Jen write on your notebook?

[sigh] Check it out.

You are a lucky man.

I am.

Hey, how 'bout I get to be the one tells everyone about your same-sex preference.

I don't think so.

Come on.

/music/ School's been in session for about a week now.

No one seems to remember that last summer

before we started our senior year. But, I always will.

And, so will you.

Hey, wonder what happens next?