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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:01:15,883 ♪music 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:01:15,933 --> 00:01:19,150 High school, some 5 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:23,250 say, is the most important time in a young person's life. 6 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:27,416 This story is about the last weekend before my friends 7 00:01:27,466 --> 00:01:31,750 and I started our senior year. It all started 8 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,916 with my dream about Brittany. 9 00:01:35,966 --> 00:01:40,216 [whispers] Oh yeah, baby 10 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:44,183 um, yeah. 11 00:01:44,233 --> 00:01:48,350 umm, yeah, baby. 12 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,683 Hi, Domino. 13 00:01:51,733 --> 00:01:55,683 What's with the cap and gown? Graduation's like 9 14 00:01:55,733 --> 00:02:00,550 months away. I wanna be prepared. Are you prepared? 15 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,216 Always. 16 00:02:04,266 --> 00:02:08,083 You're gonna need a bigger size. 17 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:12,650 You know this will never happen, right? 18 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:16,550 I know, I know. 19 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,783 Do you want this, baby? 20 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:32,983 Come and get it. 21 00:02:33,033 --> 00:02:37,083 [kissing] 22 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:40,950 Domino 23 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:49,250 uh... [alarm rings] 24 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:57,450 ♪music 25 00:02:57,500 --> 00:03:05,850 [sigh] 26 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:13,950 Domino... 27 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:21,816 What the... 28 00:03:21,866 --> 00:03:30,116 [laughs] Eh, it was worth it. 29 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:34,216 [birds singing] 30 00:03:34,266 --> 00:03:42,250 [waves crashing] 31 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:45,750 So tell me again why we 32 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:50,416 had to get here so early? To get a good spot. I see. 33 00:03:50,466 --> 00:03:58,216 Do you have the thing, then? 34 00:03:58,266 --> 00:04:02,316 What's wrong with you? Nothing. Kevin. 35 00:04:02,366 --> 00:04:05,283 Misha, honey, he's so last season's 36 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:10,250 catalogue. You need to get yourself out of that clarence rack and kick his ass to the curb. 37 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:14,583 I have dildo that's more exciting than he is. 38 00:04:14,633 --> 00:04:39,183 [laughing] I hate the beach. 39 00:04:39,233 --> 00:04:50,950 yeah 40 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:55,383 [knocking] What? Already? 41 00:04:55,433 --> 00:05:03,350 [sigh] 42 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:07,416 Here they come. 43 00:05:07,466 --> 00:05:11,050 These are my boys. 44 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:14,883 Jackson. Best thing about him is he 45 00:05:14,933 --> 00:05:19,183 thinks he's a ladies man. Worst thing about him is 46 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:22,883 he thinks he's a ladies man. Kevin, the 47 00:05:22,933 --> 00:05:27,150 brainiac of the group. Best thing about him is his love for 48 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:31,950 Misha. The worst thing about him is his love for 49 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,983 Misha. 50 00:05:36,033 --> 00:05:43,950 There we go. 51 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,216 Burrito and milk? 52 00:05:47,266 --> 00:05:52,050 Breakfast of champions, right? That's nasty. This is the way 53 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:55,616 to start the day, man. 54 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:59,383 Alright. Jacko, who's it going to be this year? 55 00:05:59,433 --> 00:06:03,550 It's not that simple, man. Sure it is. Just look at it from all 56 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:08,050 angles. And curves. Um-hum. [laughing] Let's compare 57 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:12,050 In this corner, you have Jen: brunette, 58 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:15,983 athletic, a real jumping bean with a madona 59 00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:19,916 -like inner sex child. A hyper girl is a horny girl 60 00:06:19,966 --> 00:06:23,950 However, it's bone dry in the bank of common sense. Right. 61 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:28,383 Right, right, right. But in this corner, you have Tracy, the 62 00:06:28,433 --> 00:06:32,550 magnificently, bootylicious, Tracy. Whooh. 63 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,950 She's sweet, sexy as hell, and she's 64 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,916 daddy giving her whatever she wants. Although, I see that as a bad thing. 65 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:45,250 Yeah, I'm with you on that, because a high class piece of ass requires a lot of 66 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:49,050 of cash. So... Aye, 67 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:53,183 What about Nadine? The foreign 68 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:57,150 exchange student? [grunts] 69 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,150 I mean, but hey, I'm no expert at 70 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:05,716 contingencies of the heart. I mean, all my knowledge comes from Fifth Wheel and Elemidate. 71 00:07:05,766 --> 00:07:07,516 And, this poor bastard over here has been stuck in a rut for two years. 72 00:07:07,566 --> 00:07:12,916 And, this poor bastard over here has been stuck in a rut the last two years with girl he thinks he's in 73 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:16,883 love with. Whoa. Um-hum. Enough about him, man. What up with you and Brittany? 74 00:07:16,933 --> 00:07:21,283 Awe, what, you've been jockin' that southrn pony since she came here, man. [laughing] 75 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:24,883 What are you enthusiast for sex with animals? Huh, gitty up, cowboy! 76 00:07:24,933 --> 00:07:29,783 [Laughing] Jesus Christ, man. How many times do I have to go over this with you two? 77 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:33,116 Until you convince me, there's nothing there. 78 00:07:33,166 --> 00:07:38,216 She's the standard. I mean, men line up at the bathroom door to flush her toilet. 79 00:07:38,266 --> 00:07:41,983 She's out of our legue. 80 00:07:42,033 --> 00:07:45,750 Alright man. Let me tell you something. 81 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:50,650 Either you hurry up and tap that country ass or I will. 82 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:54,250 [laughing] 83 00:07:54,300 --> 00:08:06,850 He's full of shit, man I don't know. 84 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:14,350 [dog barking] 85 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,683 Eh, you wouldn't...you wouldn't really..pEh, man 86 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:22,650 if I don't, somebody else will. 87 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:26,750 Yo, yo, yo! What's crakalackin' my 88 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:30,250 peoples. PJ. Let's just say, neither 89 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:34,616 Eminem nor Vanilla Ice would be caught dead hanging out with him. 90 00:08:34,666 --> 00:08:38,550 [sniff] What's the matter, PJ? Start spreading? 91 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:42,916 Yeah, tell your mom's I want my money back, yo! [laughing] 92 00:08:42,966 --> 00:08:46,483 The realist, yea!. Yo, for reals, 'tho... 93 00:08:46,533 --> 00:08:50,850 I just a little sinus infection and shit. Yeah, what do you want? 94 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:54,650 Awe, can of whip cream and some chocolate pudding. 95 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:58,683 you know what I mean? Where's Picaso when you need him, huh? 96 00:08:58,733 --> 00:09:02,883 Yo, screw that yo, give me Betty Crocka. Yo, check it. 1-2... 97 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:07,016 Yum, yum, yu. I'mma show how fun this desert can be. 98 00:09:07,066 --> 00:09:11,116 Watch it, man. Watch me spit game like a AK. 99 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:15,283 Awe, man. That PJ's messed up. Yeah, let's go. 100 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:18,683 He's no shame. He has no brain cells. 101 00:09:18,733 --> 00:09:23,350 He lives in a world filled with marijuana smoke and visions of the Paris 102 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:35,450 Hilton sex video. What a beautiful pace. 103 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:39,983 Yo, open the door, yo. Hurry up! What the hell? 104 00:09:40,033 --> 00:09:42,750 Okay. [yelling] 105 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:47,416 What the hell? Get your white ass from me.PWhy you gotta call me white andpshit? You know I be 106 00:09:47,466 --> 00:09:51,550 tannin'. Go hurry up! You dumb, fucking Beastie Boy reject 107 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:56,516 I know you didn't just jump in my car, man. Where'd whitie go? 108 00:09:56,566 --> 00:10:00,150 Oh, damn. 109 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,416 You in it now man. What they say 110 00:10:03,466 --> 00:10:08,183 they looking angry. Lookin' at you. Oh, man, I fuck up this time, yo. 111 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:11,950 He's cool , man. Misunderstanding. 112 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,883 Yo, he's looking at me. He's kinda off kilter, man. 113 00:10:15,933 --> 00:10:19,616 He's just a little..you know? You got my back on this one? 114 00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:24,150 There's something wrong with him. We'll get him later. Just chill out man. 115 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:28,616 He's gay. He's just goofin' off. He's ay? Yeah. 116 00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:32,483 He's gay, man. Little fag. 117 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:36,783 Yo, stay up. Get with ya'll later. 118 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:40,116 Oh man. Thank you, guys. 119 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:43,983 I owe you man. Just 'cause I start nibblin' on that shortie's ear. 120 00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:48,116 Nigga, start vexin' and shit Yo, he said niggas?! Yo, you... Hey, it's cool... 121 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:52,450 One love, one love, man. What'd you say to them?pI told 'em you were gay. 122 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:56,183 Oh hell know, man, why you gotta go and do that? You know I 123 00:10:56,233 --> 00:11:00,416 gotta represent. Nah, really, really, I just gave them your address. They can 124 00:11:00,466 --> 00:11:04,683 just can have their night by themselves and beat you up later.pAh, now I 125 00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:08,783 gots to move out my house. My mom's gonna be happy as shit. 126 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:12,950 Alright, that's enough. Get the hell out of my car. Now! 127 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:21,183 My pleasure, you frosted chereo eatin' mamas boys. 128 00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:24,916 Yo, we bashin' esta noche, right? Yeah. 129 00:11:24,966 --> 00:11:29,083 Yeah, maybe I'll check you later 'round the LBC, chillin' with 130 00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:33,450 CC puffin' some love. But, hey, keep it on the DL 'cause the 131 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:38,150 5-0 be all up in my biz and shit. Yo, word? 132 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:46,083 Right, yo. 133 00:11:46,133 --> 00:12:01,916 See that smoke? 134 00:12:01,966 --> 00:12:10,383 ♪music [birds chirping] 135 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:13,150 [sigh] 136 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:17,550 Man, how can you hate the beach? Cause it's empty. Kinda like your sex life. 137 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:21,583 Ha ha. At least I'm not pussy whipped.pWait, you think I'm 138 00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:25,716 pussy whipped? Whapish! [laughing] Oh don't you say a word. 139 00:12:25,766 --> 00:12:29,383 Man, you whipped by a female that ain't even your girlfriend. 140 00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:34,116 Besides, I don't know what kind of nasty shit you got, Mr. I screw anyone anywhere 141 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:38,350 no matter how fat or how how dirty. [laughing] 142 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,950 Oh wait, there they are. Let's go. 143 00:12:43,000 --> 00:13:02,850 ♪music 144 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:06,050 When the lights are off 145 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:11,316 they're whoever you what them to be. I'm not judging but I'm just not 146 00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:15,483 interested in it. I'm saving myself. For who? 147 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:19,516 Me. In your dreams. What up ladies? 148 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,983 Uh, see ladies, this is why my weekend are 149 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:27,016 for meeting new guys. So that I won't have to keep fucking the old ones. 150 00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:31,650 Hey, well thanks for sparing us the sequel. No one want to see another bad 151 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:35,183 variation of a good movie. Whatever Jackson 152 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:40,150 [gurgling] Urg. Maybe a burrito for breakfast wasn't such a good idea. 153 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:48,316 [farts] [laughing] 154 00:13:48,366 --> 00:13:52,983 Out of the way man. Emergency. [farting sounds] 155 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:57,016 [caughing] 156 00:13:57,066 --> 00:14:08,183 [grunting] 157 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:13,183 Hey, man. How 'bout a curtesy flush?! How 'bout leaving me alone, huh? 158 00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:16,383 You see, girls 159 00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:20,750 there are two lessons to be learned here. Number one, never 160 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,683 long term. And, second, learn how to make 161 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:31,850 yourself cum, cause 9 times out of 10, he won't. 162 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:36,850 Thought you said there'd only be cute guys here.PI thought you were going topshave your mustache. 163 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:41,650 Is a little maturity too much to ask? I'm sorry. 164 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:44,883 Truth is 165 00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:49,450 I've been wanting to tell you something for a long time. 166 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:53,450 Your breath smells like cow s- 167 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:57,516 [laughing] As I was saying 168 00:14:57,566 --> 00:14:59,616 Men are like babies. They just want be told what to do and and 169 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,383 Men are like babies. They just want be told what to do and and when to do it. 170 00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:05,850 You are so full of shit. Oh really? 171 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:10,383 Kevin, Well Misha tell me you only lasted a minute and 32 seconds 172 00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:14,983 last Friday. [laughing] What? Can I talk to you? 173 00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:17,916 Right now. Right. 174 00:15:17,966 --> 00:15:22,816 Was that necessary? The point I was trying to make is that men just want to be 175 00:15:22,866 --> 00:15:27,250 dominated. Isn't that right Jackson? 176 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:31,450 [spanking sounds] 177 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:35,583 [yelling] 178 00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:39,650 Oh Lord, Lord, Lord! 179 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:43,750 [laughing] Pussy. 180 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:48,016 Jackson? Jackson? 181 00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:52,016 Jackson? 182 00:15:52,066 --> 00:15:55,850 Oh, hey Trac 183 00:15:55,900 --> 00:16:00,016 Yeah, let's go over here 184 00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:03,350 What Kevin? What?! 185 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:07,383 I can't believe you forced me out here on such a shitty day. 186 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:11,550 I'd rather be inside, painting my nails and watching Grease. 187 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,150 [laughing] You tell that walking STD what we do in bed? 188 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:19,516 It's the last day of summer and I have to deal with this? No technically it's not 189 00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:23,850 the end of summer. 'Cuase summer never ends. It takes a recess. 190 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,750 Next year will be another summer and so on and so on. 191 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:32,683 Why are you being like this? I'm just saying it the way it is. 192 00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:36,816 What's wrong with you? 193 00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:40,950 Nothing. I'm fine. 194 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,850 Think about it. 195 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:48,883 Your saying, drinking non-alcoholic beer and having an unlit cigaret in your lips 196 00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:52,616 are the same? Zero stimulation. All you get is a 197 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:56,950 bad taste in your mouth. It's kinda like watching a John Travolta movie. 198 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,816 I don't know about that. You ever see Battlefield Earth? 199 00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:05,350 Good point. 200 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,150 Look at these studs. Hi guys. [groans] 201 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:13,250 You here by yourself? As always. Mind if I park here? 202 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,916 Join the party. I'm going to check out the party. 203 00:17:17,966 --> 00:17:21,783 Yeah. Yeah. 204 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:34,016 Oh it's probably freezing. 205 00:17:34,066 --> 00:18:11,283 [claping] Here we go. 206 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:14,683 Will you marry me? 207 00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:18,683 [laughing] What's in it for me? Uhh...these shades. 208 00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:22,816 They're yours. Can I wear these on the honeymoon? 209 00:18:22,866 --> 00:18:26,516 You can wear whatever you want. Or nothing at all. 210 00:18:26,566 --> 00:18:38,950 It's your call. Oh yea, back to school bash at my house, remember? 211 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,050 Are we done here or what? There no guys here? 212 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:47,150 It's hot. The waves suck and theres sand in my 213 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:51,683 - never mind. I'm going to the bathroom. 214 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:55,250 Tisk. That girl is 215 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,116 never getting laid. Come on, be nice. She's got 216 00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:03,083 something. She's as far away from the game as possible. 217 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:06,750 What do you mean she's as far aways from the game as possible. 218 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:11,283 The relationship game. You see I put down this little theory on relationships. 219 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:15,083 Aristotle in swim trunks. Take love at first sight. 220 00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:18,950 It's based on looks and looks alone. You know, one dimensional. 221 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:23,750 One dimensional attraction. One dimensional relationship. Love at first sight 222 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,416 is a cliche, nothing more. Love is a 223 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:31,383 emotion. I'm with you aon that, but - So, you're saying it's 224 00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:35,516 all on the surface attraction. Right, I mean most relationships are 225 00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:39,350 based on the end looks not the income.pThe opposite of a friend zone. 226 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,516 Exactly. Now see, you take tow good looking people show are physically attracted to 227 00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:47,983 each other, but not any good at communicating with each other, you won't have 228 00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:51,516 any kind of relationship. They'll just be fuck buddies 229 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:56,050 And, two people who like each other for who they are inside, who'll be friends but 230 00:19:56,100 --> 00:20:00,483 due to them have so much in common they could develop a link 231 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,950 leading into lovers. Because the attraction 232 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:08,050 personality is often overlooked in this superficial society we live in. 233 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:12,483 You see, the woman will always want the man. And, the man will definitely 234 00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:16,850 always want the woman. Either way, friend or fuck 235 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:20,683 buddy, if you follow me. Every word 236 00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:25,483 You amaze me, man. Said the amazing person, woman. 237 00:20:25,533 --> 00:20:29,550 [laughing] 238 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,583 ♪music 239 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:37,583 Oh shit. 240 00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:41,416 Hay, Jackson. 241 00:20:41,466 --> 00:20:45,950 Hey, what's up? How you doing? 242 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,450 Umm... 243 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,850 I was just trying to be nice...umm... 244 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:56,916 I was just trying to be nice...umm... 245 00:20:56,966 --> 00:21:00,683 ...foreign exchange...and lonely...uh...uh... 246 00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:04,483 Okay, why you making this such a big deal? Okay? I'm sorry? 247 00:21:04,533 --> 00:21:08,483 I've got something to do tonight. Tell them I'll make it up to them. 248 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:12,850 It's there anniversary. And, they see you as a member of the family. 249 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:17,683 It would be extremely fucked up of you to blow it off. 250 00:21:17,733 --> 00:21:21,283 You know what? 251 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:24,783 Fine. Forget it. Wait...wait, don't get all 252 00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:28,916 indifferent on my okay? You told me this like what, five minutes ago? 253 00:21:28,966 --> 00:21:33,216 Just tell them I said congratulations.pStop being so dam hard headed 254 00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:37,083 You're coming. And for the record, I told you 3 weeks 255 00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:41,750 ago. Girl, I can't remember what you said 3 minutes ago. 256 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,550 Well, remember this, FUCK YOU! 257 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:50,083 What's wrong with her? Take a wild guess. 258 00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:58,216 We're out of here. 259 00:21:58,266 --> 00:22:01,483 beep beep beep beep 260 00:22:01,533 --> 00:22:06,350 What are you doing? Tryin' to see the junk in that trunk. Damn! 261 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,250 Whew! Hey Vernie 262 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:14,283 You girls coming to the party? 263 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,583 Will bring our drinking shoes. 264 00:22:17,633 --> 00:22:21,483 Great. I think it's time for me to go, too. What time you going home? 265 00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:25,983 As soon as this sun goes down. Well, I'll see you at the party. i'll be there early. 266 00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:30,450 Why? Jungle Juice. Somebody's gotta make the jungle juice. 267 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:34,916 Later guys. Thanks for the shades. 268 00:22:34,966 --> 00:22:38,550 Hey, Brittany! 269 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,216 Yes, Domino? Is your dad a mechanic? 270 00:22:42,266 --> 00:22:47,016 Why, Domino? Well, I was just wondering how you got such a 271 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:50,550 finely tuned body. 272 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,283 On that heartfelt note by Dom, allow me to rap. 273 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:58,383 Aspirations and inner fears are what separates us the animals. 274 00:22:58,433 --> 00:23:02,616 My advice to you two, don't be chicken-hearted vagabonds. 275 00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:06,216 This party is a time for conception, alright? 276 00:23:06,266 --> 00:23:10,483 Relationships will be inaugurated. And, a relationship will be... 277 00:23:10,533 --> 00:23:14,983 Aye, to be concluded. You guys still think I'm pussy whipped? 278 00:23:15,033 --> 00:23:19,450 Hell yes. Awe! Let's go man. 279 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:31,450 ♪music 280 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:34,883 /sigh/ Can I help you? 281 00:23:34,933 --> 00:23:43,183 Look, there's some things I want to get out in the open. 282 00:23:43,233 --> 00:23:47,350 Figured it'd be best if we did this face to face. 283 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,783 You wearing that to the party? Absolutely. 284 00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:54,816 Only problem is that I can't find the sequence to complement the bathrobe. Wait till you see the hair colors I've got picked out. 285 00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:59,383 Always pegged you as a trended setter.Always looking to make a statement. 286 00:23:59,433 --> 00:24:03,916 Make yourself at home. I'll be right back. 287 00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:07,816 Now, to what do I 288 00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:11,050 owe the auspicious visit? 289 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:15,483 Um, I've been meaning to talk to you about something for a while now... 290 00:24:15,533 --> 00:24:19,250 I think I know what it is. Really, really? You do? 291 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:24,150 I guess i don't need to bother you, then. No, no, please, continue. 292 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,016 Alright, over there. 293 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,683 You know how like you when you trying to fall asleep but you really can't fall asleep 294 00:24:29,733 --> 00:24:31,283 because you don't really don't know what keep you 295 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:34,883 awake at night. And, there's thousands of images passing by second after 296 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:39,250 second after second, confusing your thoughts, messing with your mind, you know, and every time 297 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:43,316 you think you got the answer, the question changes, you know what I'm saying? 298 00:24:43,366 --> 00:24:48,316 The other night, right, finally, images stopped and it landed on one picture. 299 00:24:48,366 --> 00:24:52,416 And, that picture was... 300 00:24:52,466 --> 00:24:56,183 That picture was you. 301 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:59,883 I wanna know you on a higher level. 302 00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:04,250 I wanna be the one you bitch to about your mom, your dad 303 00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:08,416 school, whatever. Just tell me everything 304 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:12,316 and I'll be everything, with you. 305 00:25:12,366 --> 00:25:15,916 Are you asking me out? I'm asking you to 306 00:25:15,966 --> 00:25:20,150 feed my dog when I go on vacation. Yeah, I want you to be my girl. 307 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,316 What you took you so long? Of course I'll be your girl. 308 00:25:24,366 --> 00:25:28,183 Yeah. Now, I think this is the part where 309 00:25:28,233 --> 00:25:33,183 you kiss me and we begin our on the surface relationship. 310 00:25:33,233 --> 00:25:45,216 ♪music 311 00:25:45,266 --> 00:25:49,450 Hey, guys! What's up? 312 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,550 'Bout time! 313 00:25:52,600 --> 00:26:00,750 We ready to tap that bitch? Yeah, tap that bitch, tap that bitch... 314 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:05,550 Hey sweetheart, how you doin? Hi Brit Hey honey giggling 315 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,083 Hey Brittany, what's up? 316 00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:12,950 Hey girls and beautiful Thank you Here you go. 317 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,583 Ok, ok. Now, Gordon, you know the rules, what are the rules? 318 00:26:16,633 --> 00:26:21,550 No girls, no sex, no drugs No girls, no drugs, ok. If you see a girl, what do you do? 319 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,350 Run away. You run away, oh okay! 320 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,183 Yeah, go get some. Hey beautiful, how you doing? 321 00:26:29,233 --> 00:26:33,816 Alright, sweetheart, ya'll have fun. Hey guys, how's it going? 322 00:26:33,866 --> 00:26:37,350 Oh, leis. Let the games begin. 323 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,383 You kidding me? I gotta go. No, why, you just got here. 324 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:45,050 We're fucking somebody tonigh. You do that, I'm going home. 325 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:49,116 No, you're staying, youre staying and you're going to ignore him, and you and I 326 00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:53,716 are going to sta- I'm going to get beer -we're going to start the new year 327 00:26:53,766 --> 00:26:58,483 with some delicious new dick. I don't think so. 328 00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:05,850 Just stay. 329 00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:09,950 /sigh/ Let me check you have smudge. Ok, come here. 330 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,816 Hair. Ok, 15 minutes, you're home. 15 minutes.p20? 331 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:18,183 Ok 20, no, 15, 15. Alright, ok. Turn around, let me look at you. 332 00:27:18,233 --> 00:27:21,950 Ok. Is your fly out here? Ok, now, sex. No, no 333 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:26,083 no sex. Ok? what do you do if a girl wants to have sex with you? 334 00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:29,316 Run away. You run run. Oh! You're an angel, you run. Ok. 335 00:27:29,366 --> 00:27:33,350 No cleavage. Don't look at cleavage, please. Ok? You know what that is? Oh, no, you know what that is. 336 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:38,983 Oh dear, you know what that is. Ok, my little angel. You have school tomorrow. Please be home, ok. 337 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:42,816 15 minutes. Ok? 338 00:27:42,866 --> 00:27:47,016 /whispers/ Come back, come back. 339 00:27:47,066 --> 00:28:09,816 /music/ /shouting/ 340 00:28:09,866 --> 00:28:15,483 Hey, check this out. Good Have fun. Hey, yo. I'm 'bout to go play some strip pocker with Brittany 341 00:28:15,533 --> 00:28:18,583 Domino! 342 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:23,316 My main man, hook me up with a glass of sweet goodness, huh? 343 00:28:23,366 --> 00:28:27,016 Yeah, man, yeah. I got you. 344 00:28:27,066 --> 00:28:30,783 So, what do you put in this stuff anyway? 345 00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:35,183 Well, we got some cough syrup, milk of magnesia, everclear, 346 00:28:35,233 --> 00:28:38,883 and a little bit of liquid estrogen. 347 00:28:38,933 --> 00:28:42,516 Check it out man, it's all part of my secret mission to 348 00:28:42,566 --> 00:28:46,583 to turn all the guys in our high school into healthy fertile women, so that I 349 00:28:46,633 --> 00:28:51,283 will ultimately become the manliest man in all the land. You like that, huh? 350 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:55,316 That's dastardly. Uh, it won't make me 351 00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:59,016 grow tits, will it? Maybe. Ah man! 352 00:28:59,066 --> 00:29:03,083 That's fucked up. Awe, you know Imma finish up beating Kevin 353 00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:07,283 in some chess here. But, I need to have this at my party. 354 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:10,950 My graduation party, hook it up. /giggling/ Domino 355 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,883 Oh my God! this stuff is so good! It kinda tastes like Hawaian punch 356 00:29:14,933 --> 00:29:18,050 but like just after you licked a stamp. Do you know what I mean? Oh my God! 357 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:23,150 Can you believe you're a senior. I mean you should be so excited, probably like looking ahead to like college and everything 358 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,583 Hey, have you seen Jackson? Uge, I thought he'd be here by now! 359 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:31,183 But, he's not here yet, so what's up with you? 360 00:29:31,233 --> 00:29:34,583 Jackson will be here soon. Don't worry about it. Hey besides, I'm here. 361 00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:39,150 Oh my God, did you heard that Jen broke up with Gary? Yeah, he was like totally cheating on here with Mary 362 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,783 who was like totally dating Bradley for the last four weeks /laughing/ you know 363 00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:47,416 You know that new freshman girl, she just punched Marco in the face for feeling her up. It was so funny! 364 00:29:47,466 --> 00:29:51,450 Oh, anyways, Jills's really broken up about it. So, I'm gonna go talk 365 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:55,883 to her, but I will definitely see you later, okay?pOkay, hey wait a second. 366 00:29:55,933 --> 00:30:00,816 Give this to Jill and tell her I said I'm sorry.pOkay. 367 00:30:00,866 --> 00:30:04,516 Bye. 368 00:30:04,566 --> 00:30:08,683 Hey, jungle juice man! 369 00:30:08,733 --> 00:30:12,716 Here. Have fun. 370 00:30:12,766 --> 00:30:15,916 Ohh, watch it man! 371 00:30:15,966 --> 00:30:19,850 You just spilled jungle juice sweet goodness all over my leg. 372 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:24,416 and ruined my jeans. Hey, shit, I'm sorry, man. Don't worry about. 373 00:30:24,466 --> 00:30:28,983 Okay, well why not? This is why not. 374 00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:36,850 Alright. 375 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:41,216 Not too shabby. Thanks. 376 00:30:41,266 --> 00:30:45,116 Hey. 377 00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:48,816 Check. Mate. 378 00:30:48,866 --> 00:30:52,650 Awe, damn! Hey, pay up, man. 379 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:57,250 I'll pay up. Nice game, Bobby Fisher. 380 00:30:57,300 --> 00:31:00,983 I'm out. 381 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:05,016 'Cuse, 'cuse me, sorry man. 382 00:31:05,066 --> 00:31:09,216 You cheatin' bum. I saw that. 383 00:31:09,266 --> 00:31:12,683 /music/ /shouting/ 384 00:31:12,733 --> 00:31:16,383 There's still no sign of Jackson or the buxom Tracy. 385 00:31:16,433 --> 00:31:20,750 Oh, Misha. Hey, man, Jen's over there and that whole valley girl vibe 386 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,950 she's throwing, man, it's, it's kinda inspiring, man 387 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,816 Yeah, it's a party, man. Mingle, get drunk. 388 00:31:28,866 --> 00:31:32,783 And, who's plays chess in this kind of environment, anyway? 389 00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:37,050 Hey, I made five bucks. Oh, great! Now you can buy yourself a 390 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:41,283 sympathy card. come on. She'll be here and you guys 391 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:45,250 can make amends or break up or whatever. 392 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:49,450 Just do it right and try not to make a scene. 393 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:54,150 Let's go. Hey, wait, where's Brittany? 394 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,550 Oh! 395 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,450 Ante's gonna be two pieces of clothing 396 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:05,983 Raise, unlimited. I'm tired of waisting all my time 397 00:32:06,033 --> 00:32:09,983 I've gotta party to host 398 00:32:10,033 --> 00:32:14,350 I'm gonna raise 5 pieces. 399 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,083 I'm out. 400 00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:25,916 And, I need another drink. 401 00:32:25,966 --> 00:32:29,950 Well, I'm all in. Buck ass naked, baby. 402 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,950 I'm down. Hey, wanna dance. Sure. 403 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,250 Whoa, wait! No! I've waited my entire life 404 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:42,150 to see that ass. What you go? 405 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,850 Two pair, baby. Let me see it. Damn it! 406 00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:50,116 Full house. Sorry, Junior. Leave your clothes on the table 407 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:54,883 and join the rest of the party. Get drunk guys. 408 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:58,916 /crying/ 409 00:32:58,966 --> 00:33:02,450 /burp/ 410 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:06,716 I guess it's just me and you buddy. 411 00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:26,416 /music/ /shouting/ 412 00:33:26,466 --> 00:33:30,250 There's no doubt about it, the only true form of 413 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:34,616 atmosphere is what you feel, you know, not what you're told. 414 00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:38,550 You can't even pretend to see what I see. 415 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,316 You can't even see me, you know what I'm sayin'? 416 00:33:42,366 --> 00:33:47,016 I'm sayin', listen to what I'm sayin', okay, you with me, right? 417 00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:50,016 When you look at me, you see a 418 00:33:50,066 --> 00:33:54,750 conglomeration, everything that's happened to you in your life, you know what I'm saying? 419 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,850 And, so, so you dig in your brain and you pull out 420 00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:02,850 labels to put on me so suddenly I'm just a cliche. 421 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:06,850 You know what I'm saying. Man I love talking to you. 422 00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:10,550 You know. Thanks for the heart to heart and everything 423 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:15,416 I appreciate it. I thought I was just asking about your trip to Auburn. 424 00:34:15,466 --> 00:34:19,183 I was talking about Auburn. 425 00:34:19,233 --> 00:34:23,816 Hey, you owe me 5 bucks for this joint. 426 00:34:23,866 --> 00:34:27,883 /music/ 427 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:31,250 /shouting/ 428 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:35,683 Do it! Do it! This is still funny! Yeah! 429 00:34:35,733 --> 00:34:40,050 He's gonna do it again! 430 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:46,550 All day! 431 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:52,250 We still on for next Thursday night, right? Yes, ma'am Don't forget my nipple clamps, this time. 432 00:34:52,300 --> 00:35:00,250 Damn! 433 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:04,283 /gurgling/ 434 00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:07,983 Oh, uh... 435 00:35:08,033 --> 00:35:11,983 Damn, what the hell is this? 436 00:35:12,033 --> 00:35:14,983 Where's mama's little angel? Ok. 437 00:35:15,033 --> 00:35:19,250 Oh, there's loud music. Ok, it's so loud,. Oh, God! Short skirts. I'm seeing short skirts. 438 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:23,350 Oh, years of therapy, down the drain, years of therapy, ha ha come to mommie. 439 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,916 Where's my baby. I have a pen. Mommie has a pen for you. I think I smell 440 00:35:27,966 --> 00:35:31,983 drugs. Ok. Maybe I can get in here. Gordon, where 441 00:35:32,033 --> 00:35:36,150 are you? Mommie's here. Mommie has a pen for you. 442 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:40,650 Okay. Oh, I smell drugs. Oh, Oh, Oh dear 443 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:44,316 Okay. /music/ 444 00:35:44,366 --> 00:35:48,383 Hey everybody. Hello, hello! Listen up! 445 00:35:48,433 --> 00:35:51,850 I just wanna say, Thank you. Thanks for 446 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:56,083 comming out. My girl Brittany's got all your keys so don't you worry 447 00:35:56,133 --> 00:36:00,350 about driving home. If you're too drunk, she'll let you know. 448 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:04,383 Anyways, what time is it, uh 6 o'clock? 6 o'clock! 449 00:36:04,433 --> 00:36:08,016 Many wonderful hours to party and get crazy, okay? 450 00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:12,716 We got jungle juice, complements of myself - secret recipe - don't ask. 451 00:36:12,766 --> 00:36:16,050 I won't tell. So, one other thing, 452 00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:20,883 The toilet is your friend. You gotta do your thing, there's three bathrooms 453 00:36:20,933 --> 00:36:24,416 out there to do your thing. So, 454 00:36:24,466 --> 00:36:29,083 let get the party going again. We're gonna slow it down. 455 00:36:29,133 --> 00:36:33,516 K, and now some slow music. 456 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:37,716 /music/ 457 00:36:37,766 --> 00:36:41,883 Hey, Jackson. 458 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:46,150 No, bitch, he hasn't. 459 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:53,450 /music/ 460 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:57,750 So, who's it gonna be? 461 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,650 Hmm... 462 00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:05,883 Him. Gordon? 463 00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:09,316 Oh, why? 464 00:37:09,366 --> 00:37:12,916 There's nothing like a deflowering process. 465 00:37:12,966 --> 00:37:17,183 There's nothing like making him pop that first cherry.pCome on, Chris 466 00:37:17,233 --> 00:37:21,283 Domino's here, Jackson's here, the football teams's here 467 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:25,416 Domino and Jackson? Hello? Been there, done that. 468 00:37:25,466 --> 00:37:29,416 Those two couldn't find a clit if MapQuest gave their own address for it. 469 00:37:29,466 --> 00:37:34,716 When I'm through with this one, he won't be needing those glasses anymore.pNasty. 470 00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:37,650 Thank you. 471 00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:41,083 So, that really happened? It was the most intense moment of my life. 472 00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:45,983 It was like, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm headed towards the ground at like a hundred miles an hour 473 00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:50,250 and then wham, I shoot back up and just hang there in limbo. 474 00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:54,550 You gotta try it. Boy, it's a rush in itself. 475 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,250 Totally orgasmic. I don't know. 476 00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:02,183 Babysitting isn't for me. That's really interesting 477 00:38:02,233 --> 00:38:05,750 That's enough OJ. But, I was talking about bungee jumping? 478 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:10,416 And the adrenaline rush it gives you. pOh?PAnd, if you want thisprelationship 479 00:38:10,466 --> 00:38:15,250 live past the day, you better start listening to me. 480 00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:27,350 My bad. 481 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:35,416 Thanks. 482 00:38:35,466 --> 00:38:51,116 /music/ 483 00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:55,383 Aye, take your ass to the back 484 00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:59,416 man /gumbling/ 485 00:38:59,466 --> 00:39:11,716 You heard the man. 486 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:15,616 /farts sounds/ 487 00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:19,950 /gurgling/ /farts/ 488 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,983 /farts/ 489 00:39:24,033 --> 00:39:48,350 /groans/ 490 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:55,916 /music/ 491 00:39:55,966 --> 00:39:59,816 Man, they ain't got nuthin' to eat! 492 00:39:59,866 --> 00:40:04,183 Everything's frozen in this motherfucker. 493 00:40:04,233 --> 00:40:08,116 Awe, yeah, they got chilli in this 494 00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:16,350 piece, yo, that's what I'm talking about! 495 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,616 I never had chilli with corn in it, yo. 496 00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:24,650 /slurping/ I can't smell nuthin' 497 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:28,716 But, I know this shit look good. 498 00:40:28,766 --> 00:40:32,750 Awe, this shit is spicy, yo. 499 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,150 Why you gotta hate on a player? 500 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,016 It's chilli. 501 00:40:41,066 --> 00:40:49,450 /music/ /yelling/ 502 00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:53,383 So, what they say 503 00:40:53,433 --> 00:40:58,083 about men is true, huh? Damn! 504 00:40:58,133 --> 00:41:01,683 Don't turn, it's nice. 505 00:41:01,733 --> 00:41:06,350 Um...I should...I should probably get going. 506 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:13,950 Come here. 507 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,216 Oh, oh! You wanna do my back? 508 00:41:18,266 --> 00:41:21,983 Oh, shit [laughing] 509 00:41:22,033 --> 00:41:25,416 Oh man /knocking/ Oh, shi...um! 510 00:41:25,466 --> 00:41:30,516 Come here Give me a favor..oh...give me a second...Wum, who is it? 511 00:41:30,566 --> 00:41:33,883 /mumbling/ 512 00:41:33,933 --> 00:41:38,450 Oh I'm in the bathroom, I gotta, um, oh, um... 513 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:42,650 I'm oh the toilet. 514 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,850 /knocking/ 515 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:50,983 Awe, Willi, um, I-I'm taking a shit, it really stinks in here okay? 516 00:41:51,033 --> 00:41:55,050 /mumbling/ 517 00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:58,450 /knocking/ 518 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:02,616 Jackson? Oh, Shit! Um, hey, how you doing? 519 00:42:02,666 --> 00:42:06,083 Um, you know wha? Uh, I just took a mean 520 00:42:06,133 --> 00:42:10,150 shit, and, uh, it, really stinks, so I think it's best that you don't 521 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:14,950 come in here for a while. Okay? I gotta do the Lysol and spray and shit 522 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,216 but, um, do me a favor, 2...15 523 00:42:18,266 --> 00:42:23,150 give me about a half hour, alright? A half hour and I'll be done, okay? 524 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:27,450 Oh, I love you baby girl. 525 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:31,550 What's up? 526 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:43,083 /music/ 527 00:42:43,133 --> 00:42:46,350 Hey. Hey. I saw you dancing over there. 528 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:50,850 You look like you work out. You're ripping right through that shirt.pYou're talking to me? 529 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:55,050 Yeah, I'm talking to you. i don't see any other cute guys around here. 530 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:59,150 I'm Gordon. Uh, niced to meet you, Gordon. Do you play golf? 531 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:04,050 No. 'Cause you totally have that Tiger Woods thing going on. 532 00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:08,450 I hope you brought your club. /laughing/ 533 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:12,683 Do you wanna dance? 534 00:43:12,733 --> 00:43:16,150 Sure. 535 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:20,350 Oooh. Wow, you really know how to dance. 536 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,516 Ooh, watch those hips. Hey, so um 537 00:43:24,566 --> 00:43:28,616 Is that legal? Probably not. 538 00:43:28,666 --> 00:43:32,650 /giggling/ I don't know? 539 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:41,550 Don't wory, I'll be gentle. 540 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,683 You like that? Uh-hun. 541 00:43:45,733 --> 00:43:49,750 /growns and giggles/ 542 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,883 Right here, Jackson. 543 00:43:53,933 --> 00:43:57,050 like that, yeah. 544 00:43:57,100 --> 00:44:01,583 Jackson, what the fuck are you doing? I was just helping her out. 545 00:44:01,633 --> 00:44:05,583 Her back was hurting Fuck you, Jackson. 546 00:44:05,633 --> 00:44:10,216 You couldn't do nothing with this anyway. I- 547 00:44:10,266 --> 00:44:13,983 I just was... 548 00:44:14,033 --> 00:44:18,650 So, you wanna do my front now? 549 00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:21,883 Yeah. 550 00:44:21,933 --> 00:44:26,216 /music/ The party was happening, the music was bumping, 551 00:44:26,266 --> 00:44:39,083 and my jungle juice was in full effect. 552 00:44:39,133 --> 00:44:42,316 Okay, thank you. Thank you. 553 00:44:42,366 --> 00:44:46,883 And, remember the 1 o'clock is nothing like the 11 o'clock, so come and 554 00:44:46,933 --> 00:44:51,116 get it. And, please, no change. It's cold. 555 00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:54,883 They do some damage to my boys. 556 00:44:54,933 --> 00:44:58,950 You know, I never knew you were so talented. 557 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,183 I mean you were like really good. /giggling/ 558 00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:07,050 Hey, um, can I have my dollar back? 559 00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:10,750 I'm broke. [giggling] You don't tip a waitress 560 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,316 and then ask for it back the next time you see her, do you? Please? 561 00:45:15,366 --> 00:45:19,950 My dollar? /giggles/ /hiccups/ 562 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,916 Oh! 563 00:45:23,966 --> 00:45:27,350 You owe me. 564 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:31,250 So like, where'd you learn to move like that? 565 00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:35,783 You know that I could probably show you a few things 566 00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:39,916 I love to dance /laughing/ 567 00:45:39,966 --> 00:45:44,083 Well, it's in my blood. 568 00:45:44,133 --> 00:45:47,116 It's in your blood? 569 00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:51,783 When my grandfather left my grandmother, he left her in kind of a bind 570 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:55,883 She had to support a family, and she 571 00:45:55,933 --> 00:45:59,550 danced topless in a gogo bar. No! 572 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,916 For like ten years. And because she had no other skills 573 00:46:03,966 --> 00:46:07,550 except for shaking her ass, you know 574 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,616 it just came naturally to her. And, it comes naturally to me. 575 00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:16,416 So are so full of it. There were not strip clubs back then. 576 00:46:16,466 --> 00:46:20,616 Wait, were there? 577 00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:31,150 /music/ 578 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:35,850 All guys are assholes. They use you for sex. And, once they cum, they don't wanna know you. 579 00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:40,016 If you wanna relationship, honey, wake up. 'Cause odds are 580 00:46:40,066 --> 00:46:43,816 you're not the only girl spreading your legs for him. 581 00:46:43,866 --> 00:46:48,550 Many all girls are bitches. They want attention, wanna be pampered 582 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,316 Me, me, me! It's all about them! 583 00:46:52,366 --> 00:46:55,983 They are lying, manipulating cheating bastards. 584 00:46:56,033 --> 00:47:00,416 I just can't take this, man. Matter fact, I'm seriously considering 585 00:47:00,466 --> 00:47:03,650 just having some male, plutonic relationships. 586 00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:08,483 I'm seriously considering spending my life with just a close female I can call a friend. 587 00:47:08,533 --> 00:47:12,183 Someone who understands the meaning of meaning. 588 00:47:12,233 --> 00:47:17,316 All I need is some male conversation and some skinemax! p/laughing/ 589 00:47:17,366 --> 00:47:20,516 Yeah! 590 00:47:20,566 --> 00:47:24,616 Gordon!? Where's mommie's, little angle? Come to mommie. 591 00:47:24,666 --> 00:47:28,916 Gordon? Where are you? I'm so, uh, I'm so worried. 592 00:47:28,966 --> 00:47:32,350 Ok. i hear loud music. Ok. Gordon? 593 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:37,516 Those evil women. Those little bitches, trying to get my son! Oh, God. 594 00:47:37,566 --> 00:47:40,816 Gordon? 595 00:47:40,866 --> 00:47:44,450 /groans/ She's gonna screw him to death man! 596 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:49,583 Hey, I smell something burning. Hey maybe someone should go in there? 597 00:47:49,633 --> 00:48:01,350 /music/ 598 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:08,083 Holy shit What happened? 599 00:48:08,133 --> 00:48:19,483 /music/ 600 00:48:19,533 --> 00:48:49,083 You ever have a taste of Chid nuts before?pUh! 601 00:48:49,133 --> 00:48:51,850 /laughing/ 602 00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:57,116 Something was happing tonight. Yeah, but I'm just not really sure what it was. 603 00:48:57,166 --> 00:49:00,283 'Cuse me? 604 00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:04,983 We've been friends for a long time. Ok, you know what, then? 605 00:49:05,033 --> 00:49:09,316 I'm gonna go back inside. 606 00:49:09,366 --> 00:49:13,116 Okay. 607 00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:16,383 Oh, where do you think 608 00:49:16,433 --> 00:49:19,983 you're going so early. Oh, well Lisa hasn't shown up yet, so uh 609 00:49:20,033 --> 00:49:25,316 I was just gonna go over to her house.PAre you okay to drive 'causpyou're not going anywhere 610 00:49:25,366 --> 00:49:26,883 if you been drinking. 611 00:49:26,933 --> 00:49:28,783 if you been drinking. No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk it, you know 612 00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:33,083 Gives me a little more time to think. You two are breaking up 613 00:49:33,133 --> 00:49:37,016 are you? Yeah, that's just it. I don't know. 614 00:49:37,066 --> 00:49:40,350 I'll have see when I get there. Hey, so what's up with 615 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,683 you and Domino? I mean, I got time. I really don't revisit that conversation anytime soon 616 00:49:44,733 --> 00:49:49,850 And, more importantly, I've got a party I've been neglecting to host. But, 617 00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:53,850 good luck okay? 618 00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:57,483 Gordon? Wheres my 619 00:49:57,533 --> 00:50:01,316 angel? Come to mommie.I hear loud music. 620 00:50:01,366 --> 00:50:05,783 Oh dear, ok. Sinners, they're sinning. Oh dear, oh God! 621 00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:09,850 Gordon! Gordon! Come to mommie! 622 00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:13,450 Alright, where's my sweet angel? 623 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:17,950 Oh hey, I was just going to go over to your house. 624 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,450 Well I guess I saved you a trip 625 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:25,850 Um, I thought you said you weren't going to go to the party. 626 00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:30,283 Don't I have the right to change my mind? 627 00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:33,916 Why you so nervouse? 628 00:50:33,966 --> 00:50:37,383 I'm not nervous. You're lying. No, no. 629 00:50:37,433 --> 00:50:41,250 I'm just, you know... Just playing with your ring? And, I know you always 630 00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:46,416 do that when you're nervous. so, don't stangd here and fucking lie to my face!pAlright. 631 00:50:46,466 --> 00:50:50,350 I think we should break up. 632 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,983 Why? Well, just thing's really 633 00:50:54,033 --> 00:50:57,716 twisted right now. And, we're gonna start a new year of 634 00:50:57,766 --> 00:51:02,950 high school. It's last summer here... No, will you make some damn sense, 635 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,550 please? 636 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,183 please? What was that? Hold on. I was just saying 637 00:51:06,233 --> 00:51:14,583 I didn't know. and, then you do that thing, you yell at me 638 00:51:14,633 --> 00:51:18,883 I'm scared of losing you as a friend. 639 00:51:18,933 --> 00:51:23,216 You're more than a girlfriend. 640 00:51:23,266 --> 00:51:27,383 More thn just... 641 00:51:27,433 --> 00:51:30,316 Well... 642 00:51:30,366 --> 00:51:34,916 I can honestly stand here and say I wouldn't know where to start 643 00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:39,483 if we wanted to work things out. So, 644 00:51:39,533 --> 00:51:43,250 I agree. 645 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:47,483 I think we should break up. 646 00:51:47,533 --> 00:51:51,650 There's no more it. 647 00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:55,683 Wait, wait. 648 00:51:55,733 --> 00:51:59,616 Don't. Stop. Stop. 649 00:51:59,666 --> 00:52:03,816 I don't know how long 650 00:52:03,866 --> 00:52:07,283 it take you to 651 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:11,050 Open, your eyes, Kev. I want to break up. 652 00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:14,750 I don't love you. I'm tired of the same boring routine every 653 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:20,050 fucking weekend. I'm tired of knowing you. I'm tired of putting up the same 654 00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:24,050 crap! God! 655 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:27,683 I want more. 656 00:52:27,733 --> 00:52:32,283 I'll welcome civility when I'm 30. 657 00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:35,950 Not 16. 658 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,150 How long did you feel this way? 659 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,950 Did you ever love me? 660 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,316 Does it matter? Hell yeah, it matters! 661 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:51,683 I mean, if you just 662 00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:55,650 learned you felt this way, like yesterday at the beach? 663 00:52:55,700 --> 00:53:00,250 Or, uh, two week ago. That'd be fine. I could deal with that. 664 00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:04,583 But, if you're telling me you felt like this the whole two 665 00:53:04,633 --> 00:53:09,283 years? Just toying with me, wasting my time? 666 00:53:09,333 --> 00:53:13,250 Fuck you! 667 00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:17,283 So, how long? 668 00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:32,650 I don't know. 669 00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:37,083 Yo, is it just me or is the stars breath takin' and shit tonight? 670 00:53:37,133 --> 00:53:41,050 What's got you, yo? Problems with the shortie? 671 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:49,416 Yo, I call sloppy seconds. She's fair game now, yo! 672 00:53:49,466 --> 00:53:52,750 Oh my God, Brittany! I'm having so 673 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:56,383 much fun. Your house totally rules! It's like so much nicer than my house. 674 00:53:56,433 --> 00:54:00,750 And, you know what else, I really like the floor in here. It's real wood, isn't it? It's all shiny. 675 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,550 Hey, you guys, um, what's up with Jackson? He like got here with Tracy and now he's 676 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:09,783 up there with Nadine like sitting there and talking and... Oh, my god, He just kissed her! 677 00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:14,083 Hey, why would you have beer? 678 00:54:14,133 --> 00:54:18,116 What happened? 679 00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:22,016 Son of a bitch! 680 00:54:22,066 --> 00:54:25,916 Have you no respect for 681 00:54:25,966 --> 00:54:30,050 divine substance? I told you. 682 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,116 Animals! You want a tissue? 683 00:54:33,166 --> 00:54:38,283 I gotta clean this shit before it settles. I'll go upstairs and get something 684 00:54:38,333 --> 00:54:42,083 won't you come with me. No, I'll stay. 685 00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:45,516 Why don't you mingle or something? It's your party. 686 00:54:45,566 --> 00:54:50,983 It's our senior year with these people and you don't even know who they are. Socialize. 687 00:54:51,033 --> 00:54:55,116 Okay. 688 00:54:55,166 --> 00:55:02,116 What did you just say? 689 00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:07,083 /music/ Hey, baby, won't you come down here and bring me some of that sugar. 690 00:55:07,133 --> 00:55:11,416 That's what I'm talking about. 691 00:55:11,466 --> 00:55:15,416 What did she 692 00:55:15,466 --> 00:55:19,250 have to drink? 693 00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:22,716 Yo girl. Let's make like a 694 00:55:22,766 --> 00:55:27,250 Klondike bar and get you some vanilla up in the middle. 695 00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:47,383 Ho, ho, you can't stop the pa- 696 00:55:47,433 --> 00:55:59,016 How you doing? Where you been? 697 00:55:59,066 --> 00:56:03,616 Please don't tell me that felt like kissing your brother. 698 00:56:03,666 --> 00:56:07,950 I needed that. Brittany. 699 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,783 I love you. 700 00:56:11,833 --> 00:56:15,616 I love you, too. But, 701 00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:19,350 Shit. Don't. Just let me say 702 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:23,650 what I have to say. Fine. Fine? Fine. 703 00:56:23,700 --> 00:56:27,316 Fine. Look, Domino. I wanna feel 704 00:56:27,366 --> 00:56:31,650 the same way for you that you do for me. I really 705 00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:35,616 do. But, the past year and a half, I've 706 00:56:35,666 --> 00:56:39,950 had to come to terms with some things, these 707 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,750 strange feelings and peculiar 708 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:48,350 instincts that I didn't know were there, they 709 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,583 just were. Finally, after all 710 00:56:51,633 --> 00:56:56,583 this time, whe was gonna give into her inner passions and tell me that she 711 00:56:56,633 --> 00:57:00,650 loved me. But, I decided to play dumb. 712 00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:04,883 Hand me a map 'cause I'm not following you. 713 00:57:04,933 --> 00:57:09,183 Okay. Here it is. What I want is 714 00:57:09,233 --> 00:57:12,250 someone more like me. 715 00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:17,316 Are you kidding me? we are great together. We're like peanut butter and 716 00:57:17,366 --> 00:57:25,650 Shhh...[w \hispers] 717 00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:29,283 You're a... 718 00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:33,183 Yoou're a lesbian? Please, don't 719 00:57:33,233 --> 00:57:36,916 freek out. You're the only one who knows. 720 00:57:36,966 --> 00:57:40,950 How do you nkow? How do you know how you feel about me? 721 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,016 Because I look at you and I feel something... electric? 722 00:57:45,066 --> 00:57:49,316 I guess you can call it that, yeah. Domino, you are my 723 00:57:49,366 --> 00:57:53,583 best friend. I trust you more than anyone. 724 00:57:53,633 --> 00:57:56,816 Fantastic. Now we can watch football 725 00:57:56,866 --> 00:58:02,016 half naked together, while chatting about the girls you wanna screw while drinking 726 00:58:02,066 --> 00:58:05,483 light beer. Exactly. 727 00:58:05,533 --> 00:58:09,516 Brittany, telling you I love you was the hardest thing 728 00:58:09,566 --> 00:58:13,950 I've ever had to do in my life. I honestly didn't expect 729 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,783 it either. But, I'm so glad you did it and so are you. 730 00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:22,050 What's next? 731 00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:26,783 I can tell you what I think is next. Please do. because 732 00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:30,350 this is sounding really...sorry. 733 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:34,516 This isn't the easiest thing in the world to comprehend. 734 00:58:34,566 --> 00:58:38,683 I know. Just do me a favor, and one for yourself. 735 00:58:38,733 --> 00:58:42,350 Think about our friendship. think of every 736 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:46,816 thing that we have been through. Think about what you just told me. 737 00:58:46,866 --> 00:58:51,183 And, think about trying to redirect that and 738 00:58:51,233 --> 00:58:54,983 and see what door you end up at. 739 00:58:55,033 --> 00:58:58,850 So, what are you gonna be doing until school 740 00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:03,016 starts? Actually, I'm trying to set up a sleep over 741 00:59:03,066 --> 00:59:07,783 so I can get to know the girls a little better. 742 00:59:07,833 --> 00:59:32,116 /music/ 743 00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:44,150 /laughing/ 744 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,650 You know what? What? 745 00:59:47,700 --> 00:59:52,050 You're so full of life. You know, you got, you got 746 00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:56,483 grat rhythm and a great body and 747 00:59:56,533 --> 00:59:59,850 /laughing/ 748 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:08,650 You know, I'd pay to see you dance. [laughing] Are you kidding? 749 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:13,016 /kissing/ giggling/ 750 01:00:13,066 --> 01:00:20,616 /laughing/ 751 01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:24,416 Wait, wait, wait! What are we doing? 752 01:00:24,466 --> 01:00:28,516 I think we're kissing. But, then again, I'm no expert. 753 01:00:28,566 --> 01:00:33,083 why you know something I don't? No. Hey guess what? 754 01:00:33,133 --> 01:00:36,716 Listen, I already know. 755 01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:40,483 No, no, no. I can contort my body into like 756 01:00:40,533 --> 01:00:45,283 12 unnatural position. Oh really. Yeah, I can. It's the most of my gymnastics 757 01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:49,283 Yeah? Uh-huh Really? Um-huh. 758 01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:52,983 Well, I can perform every step of the 759 01:00:53,033 --> 01:00:57,316 Whoops I Did It Again dance routine. No, way! That's so cool! 760 01:00:57,366 --> 01:01:01,483 You know what elese is really cool? Did you know 761 01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:05,616 that Oreos are like the only O-named shape 762 01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:09,650 [laughing] Oh, my God! I'm totally drunk! 763 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:12,816 [kissing] Your jungle juice was so good. 764 01:01:12,866 --> 01:01:17,716 Awe you drank some juice? You liked it? Um-hum. Oh my God, it was so good, it so good. 765 01:01:17,766 --> 01:01:22,083 I made it. You did? Yeah Oh my God 766 01:01:22,133 --> 01:01:25,850 You're a really good cook 767 01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:30,416 A cook? Uh-huh, you're a good barrista. 768 01:01:30,466 --> 01:01:34,050 /kissing/ 769 01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:38,550 [laughing] I am like totally drunk. 770 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,250 Come here. 771 01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:46,050 [panting] come here, baby. 772 01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:50,383 Wroof Come here girl, you can do it! Come on! 773 01:01:50,433 --> 01:01:54,650 Good Now, speak! Ruff, Ruff! 774 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:58,850 Ruff! Good, girl! 775 01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:03,483 You promise you'll remember this tomorrow? 776 01:02:03,533 --> 01:02:06,850 Yes /kissing/ 777 01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:11,550 Hey, watch this are some of the new moves I'm working on my 778 01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:15,316 gymnastics thing, okay? 779 01:02:15,366 --> 01:02:18,950 [humming] and, you pop it like that. 780 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:23,416 I know, you were right, you could probably show me some moves. 781 01:02:23,466 --> 01:02:27,716 Aren't I good? I've been practicing. 782 01:02:27,766 --> 01:02:39,516 /kissing/ /giggling/ 783 01:02:39,566 --> 01:02:51,450 Are you sure about this? Absolutely, Jackson! 784 01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:54,983 Hey, listen, I'm really sorry I called you Jackson. 785 01:02:55,033 --> 01:02:59,750 I thought he was really cute, but I think you're way cuter. Thank you. You are! 786 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:03,083 And, like, I really wanted to see Jackson 787 01:03:03,133 --> 01:03:08,016 at the party, but he came with like Tracy and then we was with Nadine, what's up with that? 788 01:03:08,066 --> 01:03:12,116 Like why was he with Nadine and stuff? 789 01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:15,850 /giggling and kissing/ They make a good couple, right? 790 01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:20,050 Yeah, they totally do. And, you know what, I think you are probably like a 791 01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:37,250 way better kisser than Jackson. Just like I think so. You know. 792 01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:45,250 /snoring/ 793 01:03:45,300 --> 01:04:16,983 /snoring/ 794 01:04:17,033 --> 01:04:21,850 I just wanna thank you for last night.pI should be thanking you. 795 01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:25,916 I really had fun. 796 01:04:25,966 --> 01:04:29,383 So, did I. [laughing] 797 01:04:29,433 --> 01:04:34,183 You know that - Nothing happened. And, like I said, 798 01:04:34,233 --> 01:04:38,083 thanks. Roof! 799 01:04:38,133 --> 01:04:50,516 /laughing/ Bye, Domino. 800 01:04:50,566 --> 01:05:02,683 /music/ 801 01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:06,216 You broke up? 802 01:05:06,266 --> 01:05:10,216 More more like she, she took her hand, 803 01:05:10,266 --> 01:05:14,450 stuck it in my check, took out my heart, 804 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:18,150 threw it on the ground, poured 805 01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,650 gasoline all over it, lit a match and walked away. 806 01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:27,150 Do you wanna know what she said? 807 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:30,450 No. 808 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:35,050 There was a beautiful rainbow out yesterday, 809 01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:38,116 it was awesome. 810 01:05:38,166 --> 01:05:40,516 That's what she said? And, you interpreted that as a thrash to the heart? 811 01:05:40,566 --> 01:05:42,983 That's what she said? And, you interpreted that as a thrash to the heart? 812 01:05:43,033 --> 01:05:47,416 It was establishing the mood. 813 01:05:47,466 --> 01:05:51,050 Oh. 814 01:05:51,100 --> 01:05:54,883 I was inside all night, man. 815 01:05:54,933 --> 01:05:57,983 How did she never really love me? 816 01:05:58,033 --> 01:06:03,350 I mean, the last two years, and all the emotions we shared? And, not one of them was real. 817 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:06,816 Man, we're young. 818 01:06:06,866 --> 01:06:10,816 No, no, don't give me your shit about being young. 819 01:06:10,866 --> 01:06:14,850 It's so easy for you to say, if you haven't been there. 820 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:19,250 I mean, you're just scared to devote your love to anyone. 821 01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:23,550 Who gives a damn if we're seventeen? 822 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:27,383 We're alive. You're alive. 823 01:06:27,433 --> 01:06:31,716 And, if you're alive, you can feel. 824 01:06:31,766 --> 01:06:35,350 Right now, I feel like shit. 825 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:39,183 Wait a minute. So this girl tells you she used 826 01:06:39,233 --> 01:06:43,650 you, and you tell me that I don't have the capacity to love? 827 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:47,183 No, you're avoiding life, Domino! 828 01:06:47,233 --> 01:06:55,616 You know exactly what I mean. It makes life easier to deal with. 829 01:06:55,666 --> 01:06:59,983 When did you become my guidance councelor? 830 01:07:00,033 --> 01:07:04,350 You're finally gonna own up 831 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:07,750 to it? 832 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,450 Okay, as of this moment, I am a new man. 833 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:15,916 Although, you're a much bigger man than I am because you had the 834 01:07:15,966 --> 01:07:20,716 capability and the balls to love that girl without delay. 835 01:07:20,766 --> 01:07:24,183 And, I respect that. 836 01:07:24,233 --> 01:07:28,850 I have a strange feeling like my ass is being kissed. 837 01:07:28,900 --> 01:07:36,883 I need gas money. 838 01:07:36,933 --> 01:07:48,683 I got you. But, it's a loan. 839 01:07:48,733 --> 01:07:53,183 Hey, Thanks man. Don't let her get away. 840 01:07:53,233 --> 01:08:05,150 See what happens. 841 01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:08,350 I had so much fun at the party. 842 01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:12,216 It was fun It was freaking crazy. Yeah, there were a lot of people there. 843 01:08:12,266 --> 01:08:16,316 I just wanna thank ya'll so much for coming and hanging with me again. I just really want 844 01:08:16,366 --> 01:08:20,516 to get close to you. Ya'll seem so awesome and we're about to start school together. 845 01:08:20,566 --> 01:08:24,683 It's gonna be great. But, enough about me. I wanna hear some juicy stories 846 01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:29,183 that happened at my party. We'll I wanna hear about her. How did you get up 847 01:08:29,233 --> 01:08:32,783 on the bar with Chad? /giggling/ So, you guys know 848 01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:36,983 we hooked up for a minute, and um. So, we come to your party and everything's all 849 01:08:37,033 --> 01:08:41,250 good. And, I go to the bathroom and I catch him with the German hoe 850 01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:45,583 No way What?! She can like barely speak English 851 01:08:45,633 --> 01:08:49,350 She speaks like Germlish. /laughing/ 852 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:53,316 And, you really can't hear, and it's like really soft. 853 01:08:53,366 --> 01:08:57,550 /laughing/ So, anyways, so i thew my drink in his face and 854 01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:01,416 and it was really funny actually. /laughing/ 855 01:09:01,466 --> 01:09:05,650 So, then, I go down stairs and you know I get a little tipsy. 856 01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:09,483 And, I'm dancing on the bar. and, this like cute 857 01:09:09,533 --> 01:09:13,750 sexy, thug comes. I don't know where the hell he came from, but. 858 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,916 Anyway, so we went to my car. Uh-oh and, you know 859 01:09:17,966 --> 01:09:21,683 We got a little freaky. But, he was cute, though. 860 01:09:21,733 --> 01:09:26,683 Oh, yes, girl, at least, he know what he was doing. Oh! [laughing] 861 01:09:26,733 --> 01:09:29,650 /laughing/ 862 01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:34,016 I was totally in Jackson, at first. Like, no offence, or anything, Tracy. 863 01:09:34,066 --> 01:09:37,983 But, then um, I kind of hooked up with Domino [giggles] 864 01:09:38,033 --> 01:09:41,916 You don't understand how happy I am for ya'll. He is like 865 01:09:41,966 --> 01:09:46,216 a brother to me. I love him. Are you serious, 'cause like, I 866 01:09:46,266 --> 01:09:49,750 always felt us as like sisters. [giggles] 867 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:54,250 That's so great. And, he's just like a really good kisser, and he's like 868 01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:57,616 he's really sweet and stuff. That's so great, Jen. 869 01:09:57,666 --> 01:10:02,883 I really think you guys are gonna like really work out. I can just see it happening for you to. 870 01:10:02,933 --> 01:10:06,716 Christie? What you mean? 871 01:10:06,766 --> 01:10:10,816 She hooked up with Gordon. Shut up! Yep. 872 01:10:10,866 --> 01:10:14,916 Yeah. Gordon? Gordon from our school? 873 01:10:14,966 --> 01:10:18,350 What for real? He's not geeky guys. 874 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:22,750 What? He is a total geek. And you know that.pNo, he's not a geek anymore. 875 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:27,216 Shit, what did you do to him? You, guys, he was like 876 01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:30,550 a caged tiger. I swear to God 877 01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:34,616 And, as soon as I opened that door, he pounced like I've never been 878 01:10:34,666 --> 01:10:38,816 ravaged before. It was crazy. I mean, I have no idea where it came 879 01:10:38,866 --> 01:10:42,916 from. But, he just brought this energy out of me. I just 880 01:10:42,966 --> 01:10:46,816 I don't even know how to explain it. He's amazing. 881 01:10:46,866 --> 01:10:51,683 Christie and relationships do not relationship do not work together. 882 01:10:51,733 --> 01:10:55,650 I'm a changed woman because of him. 883 01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:59,650 I think I'm in love. Oh, now! [lughing] 884 01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:03,183 I'm serious. No, do not fall in love, okay! 885 01:11:03,233 --> 01:11:07,383 No, it's different this time. That's not you. You like play the field... 886 01:11:07,433 --> 01:11:11,283 You and me. We're gonna go and you're gonna show me the ways. 887 01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:15,683 Now that I'm finally free. Wait you're free?, Yeah? What happened? 888 01:11:15,733 --> 01:11:20,083 Kevin and I broke up. What? When? What happened? 889 01:11:20,133 --> 01:11:23,916 It was just time, you know. 890 01:11:23,966 --> 01:11:27,850 He's boring. He's boring. I felt so 891 01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:31,983 bad. He was like crying, guys. He had tears 892 01:11:32,033 --> 01:11:35,916 in his eyes. Kevin's a baby. Yeah. 893 01:11:35,966 --> 01:11:39,783 But, I thought you two would really work out. 894 01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:44,683 You were the one telling me to break up with him. Yeah. 895 01:11:44,733 --> 01:11:47,016 She's so.. 896 01:11:47,066 --> 01:11:51,483 you guys, I'm gonna go. No.. Where you going? yeah you guys have fun. It's okay. I just have to go. 897 01:11:51,533 --> 01:11:56,850 You guys have fun. i know, I know. But, you guys have fun. Okay? I'll see you at school. 898 01:11:56,900 --> 01:12:00,150 Um, um, okay, bye. 899 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:04,050 You guys, I really think she feels bad because like she never has 900 01:12:04,100 --> 01:12:07,750 a guys to talk about. You know she's like never really been with anybody. 901 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:12,350 She totally needs to get laid. And, like, we're all talking about boys and stuff.pI feel bad. 902 01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:17,050 She probably felt uncomfortable. I hope she gets like some day. 903 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:20,650 You guys, I have bad news. My parents 904 01:12:20,700 --> 01:12:25,016 are getting divorced and I have to go move with my mom. So... 905 01:12:25,066 --> 01:12:28,750 You're transferring schools? Yeah. No! 906 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:33,016 Senior year? No way! We definitely have to stay in touch. 907 01:12:33,066 --> 01:12:36,383 I'm gonna miss you guys. We're gonna miss you, too! 908 01:12:36,433 --> 01:12:41,216 You're the life of the party. I know, we'll definitely have to have girls night more often. 909 01:12:41,266 --> 01:12:45,850 Yeah, we know, we can get drunk together. 910 01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:49,550 /laughing/ 911 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:53,983 No more jungle juice for you. 912 01:12:54,033 --> 01:13:10,083 /music/ 913 01:13:10,133 --> 01:13:12,750 Hey man. Alight. 914 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:18,150 Please tell me right now what went down between you and what's-her-name and I'll never ask again. 915 01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:21,650 It's over. That's so? 916 01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:25,383 I heard you and Tracy broke up? Ah, yeah, well you know. 917 01:13:25,433 --> 01:13:30,583 I just wasn't the right time to be tying myself down, you know what I'm saying? 918 01:13:30,633 --> 01:13:34,016 Whatever. Um, 919 01:13:34,066 --> 01:13:38,383 You heard she transferred to Pacific, right? 920 01:13:38,433 --> 01:13:42,683 She did? Tracy? For real? 921 01:13:42,733 --> 01:13:45,916 Damn. Look, 922 01:13:45,966 --> 01:13:50,350 Damn, man. Yo, I didn't mean for it to go down like that, I mean. 923 01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:54,316 Hold on to 'em while you got 'em It's just 924 01:13:54,366 --> 01:13:58,416 you know, I was trying... Never mind, man. I'm, 925 01:13:58,466 --> 01:14:06,816 I'm cool. You know. I just wanna..um. Damn! 926 01:14:06,866 --> 01:14:10,716 Hey, guys. Have you seen Gordie? 927 01:14:10,766 --> 01:14:15,050 Who's Gordie? Well, you know Gordon. 928 01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:17,883 Uh, I haven't seen him. 929 01:14:17,933 --> 01:14:23,050 I guess he's not here yet. Well, if you see him, can you tell him that I'm looking for him? I'll be 930 01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:27,283 waiting for him right over there. 931 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:31,283 Yeah. How? I heard 932 01:14:31,333 --> 01:14:35,883 Gordie's packing some serious heat. 933 01:14:35,933 --> 01:14:43,416 Crazy man. 934 01:14:43,466 --> 01:14:47,216 Good morning. It's a lovely day for some 935 01:14:47,266 --> 01:14:51,116 high impact intense education. Wouldn't you agree No. 936 01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:55,016 No, not really. What's with the sudden interest in higher education? 937 01:14:55,066 --> 01:14:59,816 I was wrong about something. Awe, finally admitting hip hop is taking over, huh? 938 01:14:59,866 --> 01:15:03,416 No. See, there's so many different 939 01:15:03,466 --> 01:15:07,950 types of people in high school, each with a different agenda, 940 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:11,483 and motive, and different emotions. 941 01:15:11,533 --> 01:15:15,583 And, those agendas change each year. but, all of them have a goal, 942 01:15:15,633 --> 01:15:19,750 a purpose. Okay, you know you talking from your ass again, right? 943 01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:24,250 I'm talking about taking what comes to you and being ready. 944 01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:28,116 Right? so, basically, you now plan beyond 945 01:15:28,166 --> 01:15:32,283 just tomorrow? I've always had plans beyond tomorrow. 946 01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:36,916 Now they have direction. Cause you got Brittany? 947 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:40,416 [laughs] Not quite. 948 01:15:40,466 --> 01:15:44,816 Yeah, I still don't get it. Hey, guys! [giggles] 949 01:15:44,866 --> 01:15:48,383 Muwah! Hi, Jackson! What's up? 950 01:15:48,433 --> 01:15:52,616 You look so hot. Why, thank you. Oh My, God aren't you guys so excited 951 01:15:52,666 --> 01:16:01,316 It's the first day of school? Can't wait 'til the bell rings! 952 01:16:01,366 --> 01:16:05,650 Did you see Gordie outside? No. 953 01:16:05,700 --> 01:16:09,250 Did you see that? 954 01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:13,250 How akward. I kind of feel bad for him. 955 01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:16,950 Kevin He said he was gonna be here by now. 956 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:25,916 Know what I'm talking about? That's you? What the hell? 957 01:16:25,966 --> 01:16:37,550 Oh, my God. 958 01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:41,750 You know, man cannot live on love alone.pCouples. 959 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:46,350 Is she still drunk or something? Apparently? 960 01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:50,216 Wow. Okay? 961 01:16:50,266 --> 01:16:54,183 Oh, hey, hey! What's up? 962 01:16:54,233 --> 01:16:57,616 Jackson, we need to talk. 963 01:16:57,666 --> 01:17:01,583 Awe, it's cool. Uh, what you want another back rub or something? 964 01:17:01,633 --> 01:17:05,916 You, know I can do that. Back rub was very nice. And, the sex too. 965 01:17:05,966 --> 01:17:10,283 Thank you very much. Hey, wait, that's it? Uh-huh. 966 01:17:10,333 --> 01:17:14,016 Was it something I did? I mean... 967 01:17:14,066 --> 01:17:18,883 wasn't it fun? It was very much fun, for two minutes. 968 01:17:18,933 --> 01:17:22,350 /laughing/ 969 01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:26,150 I was kind of...it was the first time... 970 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:31,083 When Jackson is no more challenge, it's over. Good-bye. 971 01:17:31,133 --> 01:17:35,183 Hold up! Wait! 972 01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:38,850 /laughing/ 973 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:42,483 Wait, that my ride. Hi Brittany! 974 01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:45,850 Hi. Okay, so Domino, I wrote something on your notebook. 975 01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:49,250 Just in case we're not in case together so you won't forget about us. Oh thanks, honey Okay. 976 01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:55,316 I'm gonna go, 'cause my homeroom's like totally on the other side of school and I don't want to be late for the first day of school. 977 01:17:55,366 --> 01:17:59,116 Muwah! Bye, Brittany Bye 978 01:17:59,166 --> 01:18:03,616 So, what'd Jen write on your notebook? 979 01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:07,783 [sigh] Check it out. 980 01:18:07,833 --> 01:18:12,016 You are a lucky man. 981 01:18:12,066 --> 01:18:14,750 I am. 982 01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:19,916 Hey, how 'bout I get to be the one tells everyone about your same-sex preference. 983 01:18:19,966 --> 01:18:24,250 I don't think so. 984 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:27,516 Come on. 985 01:18:27,566 --> 01:18:31,816 /music/ School's been in session for about a week now. 986 01:18:31,866 --> 01:18:35,750 No one seems to remember that last summer 987 01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:40,516 before we started our senior year. But, I always will. 988 01:18:40,566 --> 01:18:44,416 And, so will you. 989 01:18:44,466 --> 01:18:48,466 Hey, wonder what happens next? 77436

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