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"AV (Adult Video), a tool
for men's sexual fantasy,"
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"a world of men domination."
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"What if one day,
everything is overturned,"
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"and the roles of men and
women have swapped..."
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My name is Wyman Chan.
I'm a writer,
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pen name "Touchez Moi"
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I write erotic fiction
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for newspaper.
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I'm not ashamed of it.
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Cuz it requires certain
writing skills.
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For examples, boobies,
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I'll refer them
as Pinky Peaches,
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and vagina as the
Waterfall Cave.
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She is my girlfriend.
She is also a writer.
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A well-known
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romance novelist - Ceclia Jik.
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A few years ago, her
lovey-dovey novel...
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THINK OF YOU IN HIS ARMS
has gone to 10th printing,
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sold as much as Hong Kong Map.
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A sentence of hers worth
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more my whole column.
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Look at her, elegant and decent
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But actually she
has a dark side...
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Harder!
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Harder!
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Harder...
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Left turn!
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Wait a minute, left turn?
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Is it like driving?
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What a dumb-ass!
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Every time I have to remind you!
Like this!
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Remember? I taught you so many times!
Like this!
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It hurts!
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Am I hot?
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Of course!
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Look at me!
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Look at me!
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Why are you pushing so hard?
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Go deeper!
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Why are you digging so deep?
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I am about to come,
let's come together!
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It's coming.
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It's here.
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I came already.
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You didn't scream when
you were cumming.
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Yes, I did.
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I cried out, "Wow,
it's here, I came".
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But your eyes didn't
even flip once?
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Yes, they did!
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You could see the whites,
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as if I was blind
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Really?
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Really!
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Let's have a round two, now!
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Again?
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It's like this...
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Sex has traumatized me.
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Larry, stop rushing me,
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it's almost done, just
the ending now...
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What? I don't need
to write anymore?
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You can't just scrapped an
adult section like this.
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Do you know how many
men in Hong Kong
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rely on my work for
their jerk breaks?
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Have you ever thought of me
working in the sports section?
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Let me refer you...
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Everything can be found
on the internet now,
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the adult section is a goner. I'm
now in the religion section.
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Yesterday featured The
Gospel, today is Buddha.
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Buddha is good!
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Simon, we are really doomed...
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I know, the adult
section is scrapped,
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I won't last very
long here either...
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Ah, the world is changing!
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Who knows pervert business
would die out one day...
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Look at you,
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selling pirated porn
here, that's stealing...
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But now you can't even
survive as a thief!
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What has become of Hong Kong?
The city is dying!
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You're wrong,
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the city is dead.
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But I think that pervert
business would never die.
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Think about it, what is
the origins of humans?
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It's by being horny!
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If humans are not
horny, how do we exist?
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There must be a way!
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Yes...But now everything
on the internet is free,
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who would pay?
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Content is more important
than a freebie.
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Do you understand?
A great content!
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We don't fucking understand.
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In Hong Kong, there is
"Home Ownership Scheme",
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for porn DVDs,
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there must be one that
satisfy perverts' crave!
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Let's ask the gang to invest
a few thousands each,
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and invest into making an AV.
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We can film whatever
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we want as we are investors,
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and the gang can also go to
see the on-site shooting.
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We three can sell
the movie out...
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and split the profit.
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But shouldn't it be quite
expensive to make an AV?
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Not exactly!
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I have asked around. The
cost of filming an AV...
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can be a few thousands to
a few hundred thousands,
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it's entirely up to you.
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That's right! We can
work around the budget.
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Think about it,
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a Michelin food tour
costs the same already,
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and there is no guarantee
you would be full!
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An AV production trip will
definitely attract so many people!
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It's really feasible!
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I have a friend who sends me
AVs from Japan regularly.
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Have her arrange the trip,
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and we can even sell our
movie to the Japanese after!
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Great. She can have half the
profit, we have the other half.
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It seems that everything
is coming together!
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If it's for real,
I'm interested too.
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Who are you?
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I'm here to buy porn.
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A few thousands for
the real stuff,
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I think my friends will
be interested too.
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You see? Our first investor!
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If we succeed this time, we
can do it for long-term!
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Let's do it then, I am getting
so turned on already.
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Just talking about it
give me a stiff y!
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That one's great!
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That one there
- "Bed your wife". Give me that one.
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Fuck! Why the fuck are you buying!
Go home and download!
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Talk show!
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- What talk show?
- David Letterman works here!
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- He is really famous.
- This way...
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By the way, who is the woman
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that helps us to make this AV?
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She is a Hong Konger, but has
lived in Japan for a long time.
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It's her who sends
me Japanese AVs
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to make pirated ones.
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This time she has
helped us a lot.
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Look, the one who is
squatting there is her.
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Hatoyama!
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It's here.
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Up the stairs is a paradise
amid these busy surroundings.
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It's quite a secret place.
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It fits what we come for.
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I have a bad feeling about it.
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This is yours,
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yours,
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yours,
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yours,
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yours�.
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These are yours.
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I will show the special
rooms in a minute,
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I can assure that you
will all be so wowed!
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Wow!
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You see? It really 'wows'
the fuck out of you!
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The special thing of here is
you can slide in and out,
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it's a fucking great feature!
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It looks just the
same as a morgue!
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Of course not!
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In a morgue, you are wheeled
out, here you do it yourself.
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Now I know a place that's
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worse than subdivided flats!
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How can we live in
such a small room?
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If you see it as a locker,
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it's actually fucking huge!
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Excuse me, you are Shitdog...
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Shodaiko Hatoyama.
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Miss Shodaiko,
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you are right.
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We should always look
at the bright side.
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We don't come here to stay
in a five-star hotel, right?
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That's right!
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Our money should be spent
in the right place.
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Yes!
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Our energy should also be
used in the right place.
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Thank you very much,
Miss Shodaiko!
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You are welcome!
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Shodai, touching balls...
is your real name?
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Or your hobby?
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My mom gave me this name.
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- Your morn likes to touch balls...
- Yes!
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Fuck, would this be a set-up?
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Well, what I fear
the most now...
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is this Shodaiko will be the
leading actress in our AV.
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Now you are really scaring me!
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It won't be that bad, I
have already told her...
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we only want a famous AV
actress with big tits.
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Don't you think that you guys
are actually quite pessimistic?
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You always assume that
we are being set up.
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Then what should we do?
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Think about it, as a man, we
have seen AVs for decades,
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and have jerked off
thousands of times.
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But tomorrow will
be the first time
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to encounter a real AV girl,
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and have our own AV.
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Shouldn't we have an ablution...
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to welcome this sacred moment?
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An ablution?
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Raining is actually not too bad!
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It will be even
heavier tomorrow...
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How do you know?
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AV girls usually have really
big and "heavy" boobs...
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Tomorrow is gonna be better.
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Look everyone,
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here is the holy place of AV...
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and also an all-in-one studio.
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Look over there, a clinic...
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where "Hot and Steamy
Nurse" is often filmed.
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Here's a classroom,
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where "innocent School
Girl" is filmed.
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Isn't it fucking amazing?
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Wow!
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Hey!
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This bed is the one
I've seen in many AVs!
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Take me a photo...
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I fuck you...
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I bang you...
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No! Stop!
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Your eyes are really sharp,
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many AV actors have
actually creamed here.
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Where exactly?
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Generally it's there!
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Under a UV light,
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it will glow!
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You see!
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Good morning, everyone!
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This is the director,
you can ignore him.
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Oh really? At least bow and pay
a tribute like in a funeral.
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I resign myself
to your guidance!
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Hello everybody,
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this is Miss Yui Tatsumi.
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Hello everyone, I'm Yui Tatsumi.
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I am here for your guidance.
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Yui Tatsumi. F Cup.
Former Race Queen.
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Her nickname is "the
Queen of Race Queen"!
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Feeling excited is
understandable.
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But if we don't
start the shooting,
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it won't be finished on time.
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It's actually quite dull.
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Yeah, it's so boring.
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Cut!
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Miss Shodaiko, please
translate for me.
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Ok.
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To be honest,
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I think that the AV actor's
performance is so-so.
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He is so predictable.
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Now that we have the final say,
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I think he can try the hardest
position right from the start.
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- Great idea!
- The hardest position? What is it?
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Let's try...
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The Helicopter!
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Excuse me,
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The Helicopter...
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He can't do this one?
Never mind.
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Let's try a 69 then?
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This one is not bad!
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Whatever you say,
it's not possible.
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He can't do this either?
So useless.
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Let's try something simpler
then, The Pile Driver?
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Wait, wait a minute.
What happens?
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What is this? I can't do
it if this continues.
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- I understand.
- Let's continue then .
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00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:46,035
They are the investors, just
do whatever you feel like.
263
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,038
They said that shagging
is a progressive act.
264
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,790
What? Have they lost their fucking mind?
Progressive?
265
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,459
It's been like this for years.
266
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,836
Your AVs should take a leap, no?
267
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,714
I say, we should it
do like this, right?
268
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,799
He says...
269
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,010
Are you looking down on me?
270
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,928
You guys know nothing about AV,
shut the fuck up or leave!
271
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,723
What? We don't know AV? We are
all professional audience!
272
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,641
You dumb-ass, we have watched
pirated AVs for decades!
273
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,977
How many years have
you been filming Avs?
274
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,187
- Shut up!
- Oh, I am so scared!
275
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,730
Stop yapping, if you are so
great, speak in Japanese.
276
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:15,689
Don't you have the least
bit of work ethics?
277
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,942
Go film it yourselves, I quit!
278
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,361
What the fuck, how can
he leave like that?
279
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,154
So unprofessional!
280
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:23,322
What can we do now?
281
00:14:24,073 --> 00:14:25,157
Oh, the main actor
is fucking gone!
282
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:26,408
Let's have another guy!
283
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,160
Let me make this clear,
284
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,828
lam only the middleman,
285
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,539
and I have already sold
this AV's copyright,
286
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,167
if you can't deliver, you
have to pay me back!
287
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,794
What? That serious?
288
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,921
You are so talented
to be a traitor.
289
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,506
How do you know that she is not?
290
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,550
Why doesn't one of you
take up the role?
291
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,887
She asked if one of you
guys can take up the role.
292
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,890
Wow, it's actually
in your advantage,
293
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,767
you cannot only see
but fuck as well,
294
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,060
one stone two birds!
295
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:54,645
You're crazy!
296
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,314
Why don't you take part as well!
Fucking crazy!
297
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,400
You go! The Helicopter
is your idea!
298
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,861
Stop that, let's
get someone quick.
299
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,031
Larry, I am so happy for you.
300
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,199
I've never thought...
301
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,576
taking you here can
favor you in this way.
302
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,079
Let me go and buy you a
Redbull and some condoms!
303
00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:13,372
Hold on second...
304
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,290
I frankly cannot do it.
305
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:16,416
What the fuck!
306
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,919
A minute ago you were suggesting
The Helicopter and such.
307
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,420
I really want to do it.
308
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,214
But my inner thigh
has this birthmark,
309
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:23,215
it's so recognizable!
310
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,008
Don't be silly, everyone
has a birthmark like this!
311
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:25,425
That's right!
312
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,178
But my birthmark is in a
shape of Mickey Mouse,
313
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,055
I worry I would be sued by Disney
if it's exposed in the film!
314
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:31,056
You are so annoying.
315
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,141
Wait a minute...
316
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,059
What about him? Can you?
317
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,519
What do you think?
318
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,062
I can't either...
319
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:38,522
Why not?
320
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,399
Mine is curved.
321
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:42,943
What curved?
322
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:45,696
Have you ever seen...
323
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:46,947
a twisted bamboo?
324
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,495
Hey, Tommy!
325
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,581
You are such a pervert,
why don't you go?
326
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,125
I'm sorry, I have to confess...
327
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,960
that I'm actually a tomboy.
328
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,379
That's why I didn't remove
my pants for the ablution.
329
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,339
You can't be fucking serious!
330
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,300
That's why you have boobs!
331
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,594
If you guys don't settle this now,
I will chop you all in pieces!
332
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,678
You motherfucker!
333
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,305
Hey! Stop! Don't!
334
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,599
The Japanese triad is real evil.
335
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,976
I know one of them, his little
finger was chopped off...
336
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,186
just because he bought the
wrong brand of cigarettes!
337
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,937
What the fuck can we do now?
338
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,274
Listen to me,
339
00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,110
as a Chinese,
340
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,446
we have this golden
opportunity to come to Japan,
341
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:30,115
and to use our bodies
to justly "punish"...
342
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,618
a Japanese girl
without holding back.
343
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,370
Stop asking what our
country has done for us,
344
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:36,955
we should ask in return,
345
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,626
what have we done
for our country?
346
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,628
That's right!
347
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,088
Let's prove to Japanese girls...
348
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,257
we Chinese aren't the
Sick man of Asia!
349
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,885
- Diaoyu Islands are ours!
- Diaoyu Islands are ours!
350
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,845
That's right! Yui
Tatsumi is ours too!
351
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:57,017
Ours...
352
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,268
Great!
353
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,854
I'm really happy-
354
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,731
It seems that we have
reached a consensus.
355
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,943
So, who will be the
Lucky Boy tonight?
356
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,361
You!
357
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,113
Ha, you silly boys!
358
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:15,994
Hello.
359
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:17,663
Hello.
360
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,622
Yes.
361
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,461
Thank you.
362
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:25,671
Yes.
363
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,841
Take her clothes off,
you fucking moron!
364
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,843
Yes, yes, I'm doing it now!
365
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,024
Hurry up! Are you making a stew?
366
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,526
Why don't you do it?
367
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,697
Excuse me.
368
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,042
No! Stop it, no!
369
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,419
Don't worry.
370
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,133
No!
371
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,432
No!
372
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,725
No!
373
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,310
Can you just let me go?
374
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,644
I will pay you anyway!
375
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:29,234
Take the top off...
376
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,528
Take his pants off...
377
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:32,988
Don't...
378
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,406
Don't...
379
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,034
Don't...
380
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,546
It's in!
381
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,103
It's in again!
382
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:08,690
What's this?
383
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:09,816
She is gushing!
384
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,488
You guys are the worst!
385
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,324
Forcing me into all this!
386
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:08,667
He is so cute and funny.
387
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,547
Before I met Ozawa-san,
388
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:18,844
I didn't know women can
actually take the lead.
389
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:27,894
I am a bit stirred
but feel so happy.
390
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,946
I feel so sorry for you,
391
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,322
as you look so
miserable in the film,
392
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,450
it gives me tears
when I watch it.
393
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,163
Do you think that it
can be pixelated more?
394
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,038
Excuse me...
395
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,206
Yes!
396
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:51,042
This...mosaic effect, ok?
397
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,377
Ok, 0k! No problem!
398
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,045
Thank you.
399
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,467
Hey man!
400
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,218
What's wrong with you?
The mosaic effect...
401
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,929
is see-through! Can you
make it more blurred?
402
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,348
Can you also not just
focus on my dick?
403
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,142
Put a mosaic on my face as well!
404
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,393
No...
405
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,312
The whole face...Put
it on the whole body!
406
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,564
Um...ok, ok!
407
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,901
You know what, blur
the whole picture!
408
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,910
Don't you worry,
409
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,244
If you remove your glasses,
410
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,871
no one would recognize you.
411
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,748
Try now.
412
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,460
Who are you?
413
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:36,671
You don't have to do
this, I'm not an idiot!
414
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,134
Before all this, I thought...
415
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,596
it's really stressful for women
to take off their clothes,
416
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:48,391
but now I realize
it's worse for men.
417
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,895
Let's not talk about me.
418
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,438
What about you? Simon told me...
419
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:54,940
you are from Hong Kong,
420
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,442
shouldn't you have
a Chinese name?
421
00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:59,152
Or your family name is
really Hato as in Hatoyama?
422
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,155
It's been so long.
423
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,949
I don't fucking remember.
424
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:07,953
So...
425
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,955
it's a secret.
426
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,708
Actually I stay in Japan...
427
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:17,170
for a fucking romantic reason.
428
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,297
I have been waiting for someone.
429
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:21,800
Why don't you ask who
I'm waiting for?
430
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:22,676
I don't on purpose...
431
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,302
so that you would shut up!
432
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,908
I feel like I was in a dream,
and now that I wake up,
433
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:50,161
my life with AV has
come to an end.
434
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:51,621
Who knows...
435
00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:54,165
it's just the beginning.
436
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,361
Let's put it beside Sex Pistols.
437
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:30,243
Ming, yes?
438
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,370
Wyman, you are freaking awesome!
439
00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:35,040
Everyone "likes" that
video on the forum.
440
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,041
What video?
441
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,375
Stop pretending!
442
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:38,335
You can't be serious...
443
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:39,461
That adult video,
"The Innocent Man"!
444
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,547
Everyone is crazy forwarding,
the link can't even load now.
445
00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:44,549
Who is that girl?
446
00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:46,926
Yui Tatsumi? Wow, she is hot!
447
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,386
Go to Japan...
448
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,389
It's on the forum of
"Family Kingdom"?
449
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:54,017
Any many other sites as well?
450
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:57,687
Sis, that's not me!
451
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,439
No!
452
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:02,067
Morn, that's not me, Mom!
453
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:10,575
Yes, Cecilia?
454
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,453
Wyman Chan, turn on the TV
to the News Channel, NOW!
455
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,288
Why?
456
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,722
Recently there's been an AV
circulating on the internet,
457
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,933
the main actor in this video is
rumoured to be a Hong Konger.
458
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,434
Since the release of the video,
459
00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:38,436
it has already got a
million hits a day...
460
00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:39,813
around all the sites
in Hong Kong,
461
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,399
and the same goes in
Taiwan and Southeast Asia.
462
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:43,942
And the most
unexpected thing is,
463
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,110
this video...
464
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:47,404
has caused a national
uproar in Japan!
465
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,239
Now let's talk to Carrie,
466
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,241
our correspondent in Tokyo.
467
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,453
Since its release,
468
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,622
it has swept across the
internet in Japan.
469
00:24:57,789 --> 00:24:59,499
Recently he has also beaten
all the Japanese idols,
470
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,793
and is voted No. 1
by the readers...
471
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,171
of a popular Japanese
female magazine...
472
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,589
as the "Man of One Night Stand".
473
00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:08,925
Since I have watched this video,
474
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:11,803
I dream of him every night,
475
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:15,974
my husband is already
complaining!
476
00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:18,143
I think he's really cute,
477
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,478
In the past, men always conquer
women fiercely in AVs,
478
00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:22,230
but now the roles
have been switched.
479
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:26,735
I really enjoyed watching it!
480
00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:30,029
As it swapped the roles of men
and women in traditional AVs,
481
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,449
this releases the
suppression in women...
482
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:37,662
who feel that they have
been looked down in AVs.
483
00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:39,330
Recently Japanese AV companies
484
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:40,749
have got countless calls,
485
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:43,001
regarding the true
identity of this man.
486
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,086
There is also a headhunt campaign
launched on the internet.
487
00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:47,630
It is believed that the identity
of this man will soon be exposed.
488
00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,966
CSC News, from Carrie
here in Tokyo reports.
489
00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,391
I'm so sorry, this is
really an accident!
490
00:25:58,558 --> 00:25:59,684
I won't do it again!
491
00:25:59,851 --> 00:26:02,771
It's really not on purpose!
I was forced!
492
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,323
Cecilia, please don't go!
493
00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:15,658
If you go, I die right
in front of you!
494
00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:37,639
Hold on!
495
00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:39,224
Stop there!
496
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,476
Do you recognize me?
497
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:43,228
How can I not?
498
00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,396
You are that
Shodaiko from Japan!
499
00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:48,566
Yes! Why are you so fucking
silly and commit suicide?
500
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:50,235
You're right!
501
00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,445
Why do I have to fucking
commit suicide?
502
00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:54,405
If I want to die,
503
00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:55,824
I should kill you first!
504
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:56,616
You bitch!
505
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,576
Those fake mosaics
have ruined my life!
506
00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,411
I have lost everything!
507
00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:02,497
You should have thanked
those mosaics!
508
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,207
Now you are a big hit!
509
00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:07,210
All the AV production companies
are looking for you!
510
00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:08,294
They said that you
are one of those...
511
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:10,129
Impressionism AV Actors,
512
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,090
all the girls are
turned on by you!
513
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,424
Really?
514
00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:16,636
Really! Has anybody told you
that you look like Tony Leung?
515
00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:20,849
To be honest,
516
00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:23,476
you have no life
in Hong Kong now.
517
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:26,104
Why don't you come with me and
make some big bucks in Japan.
518
00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:29,732
All the women in Japan are
longing o see your body.
519
00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:33,278
Why don't you earn some
more before going to die?
520
00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:36,948
Is my body really
that sought after?
521
00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:38,449
Really!
522
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,493
I wanna see it right now!
523
00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:42,912
But...
524
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:43,872
I guarantee,
525
00:27:44,038 --> 00:27:46,749
you will be the most
popular AV actor in Japan.
526
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:49,627
Please accept my invitation,
527
00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:51,462
and let me be your agent!
528
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,344
The legendary Hong Kong man
529
00:27:58,511 --> 00:27:59,637
now officially...
530
00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:01,931
enters Japan as "Mario Ozawa"!
531
00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:03,975
Mario...
532
00:28:22,994 --> 00:28:25,955
From now on, this is
your home in Tokyo!
533
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,124
Aren't the apartments
in Tokyo tiny?
534
00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:29,250
This one is huge!
535
00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:31,294
It has to match with
the size of your dick!
536
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:33,046
You're right!
537
00:28:37,675 --> 00:28:38,509
You don't have to do this,
538
00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:40,136
I don't masturbate!
539
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,180
These are your homework!
540
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:44,349
That means the more I watch,
the better I perform?
541
00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:46,184
- Correct!
- You're right.
542
00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:49,520
I was forced last time,
that's why I could perform,
543
00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:52,023
but if there are too
many people on the set,
544
00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:54,525
I worry there would
be a problem.
545
00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:55,443
Don't worry,
546
00:28:55,610 --> 00:28:57,987
there will be so many
veterans on the set.
547
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,531
You wouldn't be one of them?
548
00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:02,367
No, I don't teach others!
549
00:29:03,326 --> 00:29:06,371
Harder, it's "Mooto".
550
00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:07,956
Mootooo.
551
00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:10,792
Let's come together, it's "lku".
552
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,585
Ikuuu.
553
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:16,089
It feels great, it's "Kimochi".
554
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,548
Kimochiii.
555
00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:18,591
Correct.
556
00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:20,551
But the three reactions
seem the same?
557
00:29:20,718 --> 00:29:22,095
No, they are
completely different!
558
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,721
Oh really?
559
00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:25,890
Do you need to teach
me some Japanese then?
560
00:29:26,057 --> 00:29:28,059
In Japan, the most
useful phrases are...
561
00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:29,727
Haizara,
562
00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:31,187
Chuunama
563
00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:32,188
and "Cyu-hai".
564
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:34,524
Haizara is ashtray,
565
00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:35,900
what about "Chuunama"?
566
00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:37,694
Chuunama is beer.
567
00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:39,362
Then what is "Cyu-hai"?
568
00:29:39,529 --> 00:29:42,407
Cyu-hai is liquor
with hot water.
569
00:29:43,157 --> 00:29:44,993
Cyu-hai, sounds like a pig's
vagina, it's a drink?
570
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:46,911
Yes, it's a popular drink!
571
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,122
Before the shooting,
572
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:52,417
I have arranged you to go
and learn from a master,
573
00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:54,502
so as to boost your sex skills!
574
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,006
"Goldfinger."
575
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,758
Taka Kato the Goldfinger!
576
00:30:03,553 --> 00:30:04,595
Kato-san,
577
00:30:04,762 --> 00:30:06,305
please take me under you,
578
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,517
and teach me everything!
579
00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:31,622
What just happened?
580
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,084
Look.
581
00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:37,712
The fly on the floor...
582
00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:40,131
just died of an orgasm
given by my fingers.
583
00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:42,759
No kidding!
584
00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:54,479
Rest in peace!
585
00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:13,748
Master, what are you doing?
586
00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:22,006
The sea in 20km west-southwest
from here is gushing,
587
00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:23,841
the shore is getting so wet.
588
00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:25,676
Really?
589
00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:44,028
Harder!
590
00:31:44,195 --> 00:31:45,238
Yes!
591
00:31:54,497 --> 00:31:55,665
Faster!
592
00:31:56,165 --> 00:31:57,291
Yes!
593
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,378
No dinner for you if you can't
dig out potatoes before sunset!
594
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:01,838
Yes Master!
595
00:32:02,547 --> 00:32:04,966
Drink up while it's fresh!
596
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:06,384
Ok.
597
00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,350
In Chinese tradition,
598
00:32:14,517 --> 00:32:16,769
the best thing is
reserved for the Master
599
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:22,066
It's a great tradition.
600
00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:43,588
Go!
601
00:32:44,255 --> 00:32:45,756
Mario Ozawa!
602
00:32:46,424 --> 00:32:48,509
You will succeed!
603
00:32:49,677 --> 00:32:53,514
Go and open up the world of AV!
604
00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,935
Go!
605
00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:15,119
These people look so dodgy,
606
00:33:15,286 --> 00:33:16,412
are they AV actors too?
607
00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:18,664
They are actually
called "Juice-up Boys",
608
00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:20,583
the ejaculation back-ups
for the real AV actors.
609
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:23,920
When the main actor is not be
able to or ejaculate too early,
610
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:25,463
we have to count on them.
611
00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:28,216
During the shooting,
612
00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:30,968
it's actually not the real actors
in the close-ups, it's them.
613
00:33:31,302 --> 00:33:32,178
Oh, I see.
614
00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:35,848
Like in action movies, there are
doubles for the real stars.
615
00:33:38,226 --> 00:33:40,603
They are paid per ejaculation,
616
00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:42,521
so it's better to keep
it hard all the time.
617
00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:45,983
But how do they count?
618
00:33:46,442 --> 00:33:47,360
Every time they did it,
619
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,320
a rubber band is added
on their wrist.
620
00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:50,655
Since they haven't
jerked off yet,
621
00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:52,031
they don't have any now.
622
00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:55,952
Excuse me! I'm so sorry!
623
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:02,500
Hey bro! What is this?
624
00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:04,168
I'm so sorry!
625
00:34:05,670 --> 00:34:07,713
This is called
"Premature Ejaculation".
626
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:13,886
What kind of drink is he making?
627
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:15,346
Is it a men's drink
for the actors?
628
00:34:15,513 --> 00:34:17,265
This is fake semen.
629
00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,475
It's made of banana juice,
630
00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:22,520
condensed milk and
three drops of coffee.
631
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:23,854
It looks just like
the real thing.
632
00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:25,064
Do you want to have a sip?
633
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,024
No thanks, but it
does look real.
634
00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:28,776
If we already have
"Juice-up Boys",
635
00:34:28,943 --> 00:34:30,486
why do we use these?
636
00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:33,572
Because sometimes we need to
take a shot of the shooting
637
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:36,158
but the actors may not
be able to...So we...
638
00:34:38,077 --> 00:34:39,203
hold this...
639
00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:41,205
We give them a pipe.
640
00:34:41,956 --> 00:34:43,374
Put it close to your
dick, like this?
641
00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:43,874
Yes.
642
00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:44,709
But then how to make it shoot?
643
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:47,295
Look here we have a pump,
644
00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:48,379
you pump it and it
can shoot so far.
645
00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:49,839
It's real smart!
646
00:34:50,006 --> 00:34:51,590
That's why when there is
647
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,385
a mouth or face shot in AVs,
648
00:34:54,552 --> 00:34:55,636
the girls swallow at ease,
649
00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:57,221
that's because of
the banana juice.
650
00:34:58,431 --> 00:34:59,890
Is the one there Aso Nozomi?
651
00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:01,892
Yes, you are working
with her today!
652
00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:02,935
Are you kidding me?
653
00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:04,437
It gives me so much pressure!
654
00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:07,398
Miss Aso,
655
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:10,860
it's Mario's first official
AV shooting today,
656
00:35:11,027 --> 00:35:11,777
please give him some guidance.
657
00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:13,154
Please look after me.
658
00:35:13,321 --> 00:35:14,613
You are welcome.
659
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,824
I have seen the work
of Ozawa-san before,
660
00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:19,744
I think you are really cute.
661
00:35:20,870 --> 00:35:22,121
May I know which
part of your body
662
00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:23,956
is the most sensitive?
663
00:35:24,248 --> 00:35:26,250
She asked where your G-spot is.
664
00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:27,752
Everywhere!
665
00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:29,587
The whole body!
666
00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:32,923
Ozawa-san really has a
great sense of humor.
667
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:35,051
I love man with a
great sense of humor.
668
00:35:40,765 --> 00:35:41,891
Ear.
669
00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:48,522
Nipple.
670
00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:51,609
Please don't...
671
00:35:51,776 --> 00:35:52,360
Don't...
672
00:35:52,526 --> 00:35:53,652
Sir...
673
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,112
Please don't, Sir...
674
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:57,448
No...
675
00:35:57,615 --> 00:35:58,449
Sir...
676
00:35:58,616 --> 00:36:00,117
No...
677
00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:04,872
Remember, you have to give in after
just a little bit of struggle,
678
00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:07,583
that shows you
starting to want it.
679
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:10,461
If you struggle for too long,
it would annoy the audience.
680
00:36:10,753 --> 00:36:11,754
The trick is to...
681
00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:14,799
say "no" three
times, then give in.
682
00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:16,467
Do you understand?
683
00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:18,803
There is also something
you must bear in mind,
684
00:36:19,470 --> 00:36:22,848
Impossible does not exist
between two people.
685
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:24,809
Understood.
686
00:36:25,101 --> 00:36:26,602
Thank you very much!
687
00:36:32,983 --> 00:36:35,736
"A Dazzling Debut
- "Come for a Body Checkup, Mario""
688
00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:51,460
I have to bang him.
689
00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:05,015
Which grade are you in?
690
00:37:05,558 --> 00:37:06,517
Grade 7.
691
00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:10,354
Grade 7 in this age?
692
00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:12,022
He must be fucking stupid!
693
00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:13,566
Ozawa-kun!
694
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:14,900
Yes!
695
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:26,495
Ozawa-kun,
696
00:37:28,330 --> 00:37:29,874
it's time for your
body check-up.
697
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,835
Good morning, doctor!
698
00:37:35,212 --> 00:37:36,922
How old are you?
699
00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:38,716
13
700
00:37:40,968 --> 00:37:42,636
Undress, then lie down.
701
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:44,305
Yes.
702
00:38:03,908 --> 00:38:06,327
Madame, what are you doing?
703
00:38:09,747 --> 00:38:12,583
I am just checking the
reflex of your nipple,
704
00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:14,960
it's normal.
705
00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:19,757
Now I've to check your willy to see
if it's to the left or the right.
706
00:38:38,526 --> 00:38:40,861
What do you see that I'm doing?
707
00:38:41,153 --> 00:38:42,738
Undressing.
708
00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:48,285
Your eyes have a defect.
709
00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:51,580
You are hallucinating...
710
00:38:55,918 --> 00:38:58,420
Madame, what are you doing?
711
00:38:58,963 --> 00:39:01,590
I'm so scared!
712
00:39:04,552 --> 00:39:05,886
Please don't!
713
00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:09,306
Don't!
714
00:39:10,766 --> 00:39:12,685
Don't!
715
00:39:13,269 --> 00:39:14,478
Don't!
716
00:39:20,234 --> 00:39:21,902
You've grown well,
717
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:24,113
it's longer than
the tape measure.
718
00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:28,492
Don't...
719
00:39:28,701 --> 00:39:30,411
Madame, no...
720
00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:32,538
Ozawa-kun,
721
00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:35,583
what you are going
to see and do,
722
00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:37,918
they are all hallucinations.
723
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:49,263
Madame, it feels great...
724
00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:53,976
I'm coming!
725
00:39:55,144 --> 00:39:56,562
Let's come together!
726
00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:09,241
Thank you very much, Madame!
727
00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:10,743
Cut!
728
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,369
Ok! Well done!
729
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,125
Thank you.
730
00:40:18,334 --> 00:40:19,335
Are you happy?
731
00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:19,960
Very happy-
732
00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:22,046
Do you mind handing me a
tissue, it's leaking.
733
00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:24,131
Tissue!
734
00:40:27,051 --> 00:40:29,261
Mario...
735
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,438
Hello!
736
00:40:39,897 --> 00:40:41,106
Hello!
737
00:40:45,861 --> 00:40:47,112
Mario?
738
00:40:47,863 --> 00:40:50,199
No, I'm obviously Nick Cheung!
739
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,576
You are really Mario!
740
00:40:53,535 --> 00:40:54,662
I love you!
741
00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,413
No!
742
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:04,672
I have the say of which AV
actress can work with Mario.
743
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,548
Yes, of course.
744
00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:16,975
It's for you, boss.
745
00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:19,395
This one...
746
00:41:20,771 --> 00:41:21,939
Hello?
747
00:41:35,619 --> 00:41:38,038
"Pervettes in Train
- The Ultimate Push of Okita's L-cup"
748
00:43:28,065 --> 00:43:29,358
Wait a minute...
749
00:43:29,817 --> 00:43:30,984
These here...
750
00:43:31,151 --> 00:43:33,028
which cup are they?
751
00:43:33,946 --> 00:43:35,072
L-Cup!
752
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,406
L-cup?
753
00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:38,700
A, B, C, D, E, F,G
754
00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:40,577
H, I,J,K,L
755
00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:43,121
Wow, that's fucking huge!
756
00:43:57,427 --> 00:44:00,055
No...
757
00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:03,934
No...
758
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,019
Help!
759
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,438
Help!
760
00:44:15,946 --> 00:44:17,906
You have nowhere to go now,
761
00:44:18,866 --> 00:44:21,785
why don't you just give in.
762
00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:26,498
Let me have you first, then you
satisfy all the ladies here.
763
00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:29,251
No...
764
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,045
No...
765
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:35,632
No...
766
00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:48,353
Help, somebody helps me!
767
00:44:49,021 --> 00:44:51,023
I can't just die here.
768
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:52,608
I have to think,
769
00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:55,068
I have to counterattack
you with my imagination!
770
00:45:46,036 --> 00:45:47,496
Ok! Cut!
771
00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:55,462
- Thank you for your hard work!
- Thank you!
772
00:46:02,052 --> 00:46:04,972
Cecilia, I thought you
wouldn't pick up my call.
773
00:46:05,222 --> 00:46:06,723
Have you received all the
handbags that I sent you?
774
00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:08,225
Yes.
775
00:46:09,685 --> 00:46:11,061
I thought you are
still angry with me.
776
00:46:11,228 --> 00:46:13,855
To be honest, I have
accepted the reality.
777
00:46:14,022 --> 00:46:17,192
In today's world, money
speaks louder than words,
778
00:46:17,359 --> 00:46:19,444
you don't have to care about
what other people think.
779
00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:20,779
I haven't,
780
00:46:21,071 --> 00:46:22,531
the only one that I
care about is you.
781
00:46:22,698 --> 00:46:24,700
I have already told
you I don't mind!
782
00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:26,284
I have to go now and
blow dry my hair.
783
00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:28,286
Let's talk later, bye bye!
784
00:46:50,183 --> 00:46:51,435
Your motherfucker!
785
00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:52,853
Where the hell have you been?
786
00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:54,354
You have taken all my money...
787
00:46:54,521 --> 00:46:56,356
and left me with your debts!
788
00:46:56,523 --> 00:46:57,566
Yes, I'm a motherfucker,
789
00:46:58,942 --> 00:47:00,110
slap me, hit me!
790
00:47:00,277 --> 00:47:02,779
Fuck you...
791
00:47:05,574 --> 00:47:07,534
Now you are so rich,
792
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,954
you have created
this Mario Ozawa,
793
00:47:11,788 --> 00:47:14,291
why didn't you do
the same for me?
794
00:47:18,128 --> 00:47:21,673
You don't love me anymore.
795
00:47:23,425 --> 00:47:26,511
I can't stand that you
fuck another woman.
796
00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:30,348
I love you all the same
even you are not famous.
797
00:47:31,725 --> 00:47:33,560
Prove it then.
798
00:47:43,111 --> 00:47:44,988
Let me dig in.
799
00:48:40,210 --> 00:48:42,587
Sorry! Excuse me!
800
00:48:44,047 --> 00:48:44,714
Thank you!
801
00:48:44,881 --> 00:48:47,217
Excuse me...Sorry...
802
00:48:48,844 --> 00:48:50,637
This dude is really rich!
803
00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:57,769
Catch that fucking bastard,
804
00:48:57,978 --> 00:48:58,854
don't let him go!
805
00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:00,522
Which bastard?
806
00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:02,440
That's me!
807
00:49:03,233 --> 00:49:03,775
This one?
808
00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:06,069
Yes, he is right next to you!
809
00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:18,707
I am so fucking stupid!
810
00:49:19,124 --> 00:49:20,584
I knew that's a set-up,
811
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:23,211
but I let him bed me once more!
812
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,672
Do you know where he
hurts me the most?
813
00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:27,924
My heart!
814
00:49:28,675 --> 00:49:31,469
Back when I was first
sold to Japan,
815
00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:34,723
I worked in the Red Light
District as a hooker.
816
00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:35,974
A hooker? You?
817
00:49:36,141 --> 00:49:39,603
Giving massages, hand jobs,
blowjobs, everything!
818
00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:41,021
I was doing such a great job!
819
00:49:41,188 --> 00:49:43,398
I earned 30,000 yen
every 90 minutes.
820
00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:08,423
Later Hiroya fell
in love with me,
821
00:50:08,632 --> 00:50:09,883
I let him have the
whole package,
822
00:50:10,133 --> 00:50:13,136
because he was not only my
customer but also my lover,
823
00:50:13,345 --> 00:50:14,429
so I didn't charge him anything.
824
00:50:14,596 --> 00:50:16,306
That motherfucker has
cheated all my money
825
00:50:16,473 --> 00:50:18,141
and left me with his debts.
826
00:50:18,308 --> 00:50:20,477
Men are all the same.
827
00:50:20,644 --> 00:50:23,104
If a man says he loves
you at the first sight,
828
00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:24,439
he is a fucking liar!
829
00:50:24,606 --> 00:50:26,149
But I thought,
830
00:50:26,399 --> 00:50:29,444
when you say you don't
like me, you actually do.
831
00:50:30,028 --> 00:50:31,029
Do you like me?
832
00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:32,781
I don't like to lie.
833
00:50:34,866 --> 00:50:38,203
Love tires me out!
834
00:50:40,205 --> 00:50:43,750
Hiroya! My love...
835
00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:47,504
Are you okay?
836
00:50:48,421 --> 00:50:50,090
Don't pass out!
837
00:50:50,382 --> 00:50:51,508
Oh, fuck!
838
00:50:53,218 --> 00:50:55,053
Why my legs are not moving,
839
00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:56,638
but I'm moving forward?
840
00:50:56,888 --> 00:50:59,474
The beer you just had
is a new invention.
841
00:50:59,641 --> 00:51:00,767
It gives you wings!
842
00:51:01,685 --> 00:51:04,312
Don't treat me like
a fucking idiot!
843
00:51:04,688 --> 00:51:06,606
You are carrying
me on your back.
844
00:51:07,357 --> 00:51:08,817
Thank you!
845
00:51:10,443 --> 00:51:12,988
How can you be so stupid and
heavy at the same time.
846
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,868
Yes, that's right. Okay.
847
00:51:19,077 --> 00:51:20,203
Thank you.
848
00:51:20,537 --> 00:51:21,705
Yes.
849
00:51:22,038 --> 00:51:23,415
Wow, you are so handsome!
850
00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:24,749
Really, which part?
851
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:26,710
Your side parting, it's great!
852
00:51:26,876 --> 00:51:27,836
Really?
853
00:51:28,003 --> 00:51:28,628
May I know
854
00:51:28,795 --> 00:51:31,047
what are we shooting
today with this outfit?
855
00:51:31,214 --> 00:51:33,383
- Today you are Ming the Merciless.
- I see.
856
00:51:33,550 --> 00:51:35,802
- You will be captured by Sailor Moon.
- Oh, I see...
857
00:51:35,969 --> 00:51:36,928
- First raped then killed...
- Yes.
858
00:51:37,095 --> 00:51:38,013
And then raped again.
859
00:51:38,179 --> 00:51:40,181
Raping over my dead body?
That's a great idea.
860
00:51:40,473 --> 00:51:42,017
Who will be Sailor Moon?
861
00:51:42,183 --> 00:51:44,060
Noriko Waiyama. She is a newbie.
862
00:51:44,394 --> 00:51:45,645
Would her agent be...
863
00:51:45,812 --> 00:51:46,855
Kishihisa Nemoto?
864
00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:49,524
Hello!
865
00:51:49,691 --> 00:51:50,859
Hello...
866
00:51:51,026 --> 00:51:52,736
It's first time for Noriko,
867
00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:55,488
Ozawa-san, please
look after her.
868
00:51:55,655 --> 00:51:57,073
Come here, Noriko!
869
00:51:57,490 --> 00:51:58,783
Hi, nice to meet you.
870
00:51:58,992 --> 00:52:00,410
I will be in your care.
871
00:52:00,577 --> 00:52:01,828
Her agent seems really
fucking stupid.
872
00:52:01,995 --> 00:52:03,663
Just like me!
873
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,042
She is so cute!
874
00:52:10,086 --> 00:52:11,796
No...
875
00:52:12,088 --> 00:52:13,798
Please don't...
876
00:52:16,676 --> 00:52:16,968
You...
877
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:18,386
You Big Evil...
878
00:52:20,305 --> 00:52:24,434
You've sinned and tainted your
hands with innocents' blood...
879
00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:29,439
die... now.
880
00:52:29,773 --> 00:52:31,274
Oh, yes.
881
00:52:32,567 --> 00:52:34,611
Please don't rape me,
882
00:52:34,778 --> 00:52:35,987
you can kill me,
883
00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:37,947
but please don't touch my willy!
884
00:52:38,114 --> 00:52:40,075
It is my weakest point.
885
00:52:40,241 --> 00:52:41,451
But now I'm in your hands,
886
00:52:41,618 --> 00:52:44,371
just do whatever you want!
887
00:52:51,628 --> 00:52:54,047
I will humiliate you...
888
00:52:56,132 --> 00:52:58,385
in every way before killing...
you.
889
00:53:22,409 --> 00:53:25,537
No...
890
00:54:11,332 --> 00:54:12,667
Noriko, you can't be like that!
891
00:54:12,834 --> 00:54:15,920
- It's okay!
- Wait! Noriko!
892
00:54:16,087 --> 00:54:17,380
Let me handle it!
893
00:54:17,547 --> 00:54:20,675
So sorry! I am really sorry!
894
00:54:28,725 --> 00:54:30,351
I mean no harm.
895
00:56:44,569 --> 00:56:46,696
I know how stressful it is...
896
00:56:46,988 --> 00:56:48,364
to make AVs.
897
00:56:49,157 --> 00:56:51,326
I don't really like to do it,
898
00:56:52,368 --> 00:56:54,203
and so do you it seems.
899
00:56:54,996 --> 00:56:56,539
You can go!
900
00:56:58,958 --> 00:57:01,044
Is my Japanese that bad?
901
00:57:01,210 --> 00:57:02,337
Do you understand?
902
00:57:02,503 --> 00:57:04,881
I have signed this
contract with my agency,
903
00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:07,592
they wouldn't let me go.
904
00:57:07,842 --> 00:57:08,885
Don't you worry,
905
00:57:09,052 --> 00:57:10,928
I have money.
906
00:57:11,429 --> 00:57:12,555
Okay!
907
00:57:15,391 --> 00:57:16,601
Goodbye...
908
00:57:19,437 --> 00:57:20,813
Goodbye...
909
00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:23,941
Go now!
910
00:57:33,409 --> 00:57:34,827
Ozawa-san,
911
00:57:35,745 --> 00:57:37,246
if it's with you, I
think I can do it.
912
00:57:38,247 --> 00:57:40,458
But can you do me a favor?
913
00:57:41,918 --> 00:57:43,127
What is it?
914
00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:45,254
Before the shooting,
915
00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,256
can you go out with me?
916
00:57:47,757 --> 00:57:49,592
If you can make me feel loved,
917
00:57:49,759 --> 00:57:51,761
I'm sure I can perform well.
918
00:58:04,732 --> 00:58:05,942
Tuna sushi?
919
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:09,570
Is tuna okay for you?
920
00:58:09,737 --> 00:58:11,280
Yes, I love it.
921
00:58:16,661 --> 00:58:17,787
Was the dinner alright?
922
00:58:17,954 --> 00:58:18,955
Yes.
923
00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:21,416
But let's get changed next time,
924
00:58:21,582 --> 00:58:24,127
the way we dress is so weird.
925
00:58:24,293 --> 00:58:26,754
Yes, I feel so too.
926
00:59:41,996 --> 00:59:45,166
It must be Shodaiko
returning my clothes.
927
01:00:18,407 --> 01:00:19,617
Look,
928
01:00:20,243 --> 01:00:22,578
we are both decently dressed,
929
01:00:23,579 --> 01:00:25,414
and so tidy.
930
01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:27,834
That means nothing has happened!
931
01:00:28,376 --> 01:00:30,127
Have I ever said that you did?
932
01:00:30,461 --> 01:00:31,879
Feeling guilty?
933
01:00:33,506 --> 01:00:35,299
Not exactly.
934
01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:37,260
But you really...
935
01:00:37,718 --> 01:00:39,095
caught me off guard.
936
01:00:43,099 --> 01:00:44,642
Hong Kong girlfriend.
937
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,230
Oh, I have to go now,
938
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,440
see you tomorrow.
939
01:00:53,651 --> 01:00:56,195
You see, we were just off work,
940
01:00:56,529 --> 01:00:58,489
and then she...
941
01:01:29,979 --> 01:01:30,771
Fuck me!
942
01:01:30,938 --> 01:01:33,107
I want you to fuck me like
those girls you fucked in AVs.
943
01:01:33,316 --> 01:01:34,025
No, I really can't!
944
01:01:34,191 --> 01:01:36,360
I shot 4 scenes today,
I am so knackered!
945
01:01:36,527 --> 01:01:38,029
You don't have a choice!
946
01:02:31,624 --> 01:02:33,542
You Big Evil, I
won't forgive you!
947
01:02:33,709 --> 01:02:35,378
Don't go!
948
01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:38,923
Stop!
949
01:02:39,298 --> 01:02:40,549
Wait...
950
01:02:57,566 --> 01:02:58,901
Wait...
951
01:03:13,874 --> 01:03:16,085
Even it's just for today,
952
01:03:17,044 --> 01:03:19,880
I have to have the entire you.
953
01:03:56,542 --> 01:03:57,877
At this moment,
954
01:03:58,210 --> 01:04:00,629
I can deeply feel
that how jealousy...
955
01:04:01,130 --> 01:04:03,007
can change a woman,
956
01:04:03,716 --> 01:04:05,551
and push her that far.
957
01:04:09,096 --> 01:04:12,016
This time is the first
ever AV shooting that...
958
01:04:12,808 --> 01:04:15,061
I can feel there is love.
959
01:04:33,871 --> 01:04:34,955
Hello?
960
01:04:35,164 --> 01:04:37,333
Hi, Cecilia, where are you now?
961
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:40,503
I am in Japan, just came
back from shopping.
962
01:04:41,212 --> 01:04:42,088
Shopping?
963
01:04:42,254 --> 01:04:44,173
The fact that your boyfriend is
Mario Ozawa has been exposed,
964
01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:46,550
now the Mainland publisher
has problem with your image,
965
01:04:46,759 --> 01:04:47,510
stops publishing your books,
966
01:04:47,676 --> 01:04:50,096
and terminates your
projects with them!
967
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:56,102
"You Have Your Say"
968
01:04:56,644 --> 01:04:58,854
Hello and welcome to
"You have your say".
969
01:04:59,021 --> 01:05:01,107
In this episode, we
have invited two guests
970
01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:03,692
to discuss a very hot topic.
971
01:05:03,859 --> 01:05:06,028
First to my left is...
972
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:11,867
the President of
Moral Moral Adjust,
973
01:05:12,034 --> 01:05:14,829
a veteran of AV,
974
01:05:14,995 --> 01:05:19,917
and also the Honorary President
of HK Schizophrenia Association.
975
01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:22,378
He is the well-known
"Fat Face Dragon"...
976
01:05:22,545 --> 01:05:23,921
Mr. Fucking Mo!
977
01:05:24,213 --> 01:05:25,589
It's Mr. Frankie Mo!
978
01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:27,424
I beg your pardon.
Mr. Fucking Mo.
979
01:05:29,176 --> 01:05:31,887
Another guest of honor is our
best-selling romance novelist
980
01:05:32,054 --> 01:05:33,305
Miss Cecilia Jik.
981
01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:36,475
What we are going
to discuss today,
982
01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:39,270
it's the oddity of
this Hong Kong man,
983
01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:42,148
who went to Japan
to be an AV actor,
984
01:05:42,314 --> 01:05:45,943
and became popular by
sexually humiliated by women.
985
01:05:46,152 --> 01:05:47,653
Mr. Mo, what do you think?
986
01:05:47,862 --> 01:05:49,280
I must deeply
987
01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:51,991
condemn this Mario Ozawa,
988
01:05:52,199 --> 01:05:54,910
he is unforgiveable and a
disgrace to all Hong Kong men!
989
01:05:55,077 --> 01:05:55,870
Do you know...
990
01:05:56,036 --> 01:05:57,413
After watched his AVs,
991
01:05:57,580 --> 01:05:59,248
40% of men has become impotent,
992
01:05:59,415 --> 01:06:01,834
30% could only get it up
but not put it back down;
993
01:06:02,001 --> 01:06:04,420
and 20% felt guilty...
994
01:06:04,587 --> 01:06:06,463
to have an up and down.
995
01:06:06,839 --> 01:06:07,965
What's worse are
those special cases,
996
01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:10,342
men who spat milk like a baby...
997
01:06:10,509 --> 01:06:11,302
right after watching!
998
01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:13,596
- It does sound very dangerous!
- Of course!
999
01:06:13,846 --> 01:06:15,973
What do you think, Miss Jik?
1000
01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:18,434
Here we have a tabloid magazine,
1001
01:06:18,601 --> 01:06:21,604
saying that you are the
girlfriend of Mario Ozawa.
1002
01:06:24,190 --> 01:06:25,941
Here, I have to
make a declaration:
1003
01:06:26,108 --> 01:06:29,195
There is nothing between
Mario Ozawa and me now.
1004
01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:31,113
What he does is shameful,
1005
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,281
that's why I cut ties with him.
1006
01:06:32,448 --> 01:06:34,867
I despise him!
1007
01:06:35,117 --> 01:06:39,288
We now have a viewer calling
in to express his opinions.
1008
01:06:39,955 --> 01:06:42,291
Here, the line is put
through, please go ahead.
1009
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:45,628
Miss To, Can you tell Miss Jik,
1010
01:06:45,961 --> 01:06:48,797
that everyone here can say
what she just said...
1011
01:06:49,215 --> 01:06:50,132
Yes...
1012
01:06:51,926 --> 01:06:53,636
But you can't!
1013
01:06:55,262 --> 01:06:57,264
Wow! Mario Ozawa!
1014
01:06:57,473 --> 01:06:59,725
Look everyone, either from
your TV or with us here!
1015
01:07:00,309 --> 01:07:03,562
It's Mario Ozawa! He's
here in the studio!
1016
01:07:03,729 --> 01:07:05,731
Wow, I suddenly feel
like to spit some milk!
1017
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,487
I am begging you!
Stop hurting me!
1018
01:07:11,737 --> 01:07:12,947
That's right, or may
be just a little...
1019
01:07:13,113 --> 01:07:14,323
Who told me...
1020
01:07:15,407 --> 01:07:17,326
that money speaks
louder than words,
1021
01:07:17,493 --> 01:07:18,953
and I don't need
to care about...
1022
01:07:19,119 --> 01:07:20,996
what others say if I'm rich?
1023
01:07:25,834 --> 01:07:28,337
But do you know what you
did has cost me a fortune?
1024
01:07:28,504 --> 01:07:30,339
I have lost the multi-billion
market in the Mainland!
1025
01:07:30,589 --> 01:07:32,967
Oh I see. That's the
reason why we broke up.
1026
01:07:33,509 --> 01:07:36,053
Thanks a lot, I got it...
1027
01:07:36,845 --> 01:07:39,014
I don't have a market in
Mainland either, am I dying?
1028
01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:40,849
Wait!
1029
01:07:47,856 --> 01:07:49,441
Go fuck yourself!
1030
01:07:59,368 --> 01:08:00,869
Wow, it's getting
really exciting!
1031
01:08:01,036 --> 01:08:03,497
Just now Miss Jik and Mr. Ozawa
have both given their words.
1032
01:08:03,664 --> 01:08:06,000
Mr. Mo, you have just
witnessed this epic moment,
1033
01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:07,960
which side would you take?
1034
01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:09,545
I feel a bit sad.
1035
01:08:09,878 --> 01:08:11,213
Haruki Murakami once said,
1036
01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:13,549
if he is caught in between
a high wall and an egg,
1037
01:08:13,716 --> 01:08:15,384
he will definitely
choose the egg.
1038
01:08:15,551 --> 01:08:17,094
As a man...
1039
01:08:17,469 --> 01:08:18,887
if I'm caught in between
a pair of high heels...
1040
01:08:19,054 --> 01:08:20,347
and a pair of balls,
1041
01:08:20,556 --> 01:08:22,433
I will definitely
choose the balls.
1042
01:08:23,225 --> 01:08:24,059
Unfortunately,
1043
01:08:24,226 --> 01:08:27,313
it seems that his balls
have been cracked,
1044
01:08:27,646 --> 01:08:28,856
poor thing...
1045
01:08:29,023 --> 01:08:30,065
This kick from Cecilia...
1046
01:08:30,232 --> 01:08:31,775
has put me in hospital
for a few days.
1047
01:08:32,443 --> 01:08:34,570
Even though the doctor
said my dick is fine,
1048
01:08:35,195 --> 01:08:36,613
I have decided...
1049
01:08:37,072 --> 01:08:38,615
to quit the AV world.
1050
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,044
I want to say...
1051
01:08:50,252 --> 01:08:51,920
I don't want to be
Mario Ozawa anymore.
1052
01:08:52,087 --> 01:08:53,672
I think Ozawa should retire,
1053
01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:55,466
and goes to a place that
no one would know him!
1054
01:08:57,384 --> 01:08:59,720
Where can you find a place
that no one knows you?
1055
01:09:00,262 --> 01:09:03,682
I have just sold your AVs to South
America and Eastern Europe,
1056
01:09:03,891 --> 01:09:05,476
Unless you go to Africa.
1057
01:09:06,435 --> 01:09:07,936
Can you not be like that?
1058
01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:10,981
Haven't you already made so
much money with my body?
1059
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:12,941
I don't care, just
give back my share
1060
01:09:13,108 --> 01:09:14,151
after your commission.
1061
01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:15,944
I have to go.
1062
01:09:19,615 --> 01:09:21,367
Have you ever thought about me?
1063
01:09:21,575 --> 01:09:22,993
We have signed so
many contracts,
1064
01:09:23,494 --> 01:09:24,286
I have to pay them back!
1065
01:09:24,453 --> 01:09:26,747
Dada Chan did the same,
what's the big deal?
1066
01:09:27,498 --> 01:09:29,833
No matter you give me
back my share or not,
1067
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,127
I really have to go. Please...
1068
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,175
Goodbye.
1069
01:10:21,176 --> 01:10:22,845
Mario Ozawa!
1070
01:10:23,929 --> 01:10:25,180
These are all yours!
1071
01:10:25,431 --> 01:10:26,515
Don't ever come back,
1072
01:10:26,682 --> 01:10:28,016
and enjoy your life.
1073
01:10:30,686 --> 01:10:31,728
What about you?
1074
01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:32,855
I've thought about it,
1075
01:10:33,021 --> 01:10:35,023
I don't want you to
do it unhappily.
1076
01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:36,567
Just go.
1077
01:11:02,551 --> 01:11:04,303
Good evening, Hatoyama-san.
1078
01:11:04,553 --> 01:11:07,890
You still have
some unpaid debts!
1079
01:11:08,724 --> 01:11:10,559
I don't fucking understand you.
1080
01:11:13,979 --> 01:11:16,523
If I don't see
money in two days,
1081
01:11:16,899 --> 01:11:18,901
I'll make you a cripple!
1082
01:11:19,234 --> 01:11:20,486
Let's go!
1083
01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:22,154
Let's go.
1084
01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:36,251
Are you okay?
1085
01:11:36,418 --> 01:11:37,419
Yeah, I'm fine.
1086
01:11:37,586 --> 01:11:38,962
Do I not look okay?
1087
01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:40,714
Go now,
1088
01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:42,591
goodbye!
1089
01:11:45,594 --> 01:11:46,845
What do you fucking want now?
1090
01:11:47,012 --> 01:11:48,222
Take you to the hospital,
1091
01:11:48,388 --> 01:11:50,432
then give the money back, okay?
1092
01:11:55,437 --> 01:11:57,356
I, Mario Ozawa, am
back to business!
1093
01:12:05,030 --> 01:12:06,156
Are you dying?
1094
01:12:06,448 --> 01:12:07,241
Not yet...
1095
01:12:07,407 --> 01:12:08,784
Where is the nearest hospital?
1096
01:12:09,451 --> 01:12:10,285
Let's go to the Princess
Magaret Hospital.
1097
01:12:10,452 --> 01:12:11,453
Good�.
1098
01:12:13,288 --> 01:12:18,794
Oh, no... no...
1099
01:12:20,087 --> 01:12:21,755
Wait a minute,
1100
01:12:23,131 --> 01:12:25,092
are you not feeling well?
1101
01:12:25,259 --> 01:12:26,593
Your accent is weird.
1102
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:27,970
Are you Chinese as well?
1103
01:12:29,137 --> 01:12:29,888
Yes,
1104
01:12:30,055 --> 01:12:31,348
I'm half Fujian
Chinese, 1/4 Japanese,
1105
01:12:31,515 --> 01:12:32,724
and 1/4 Russian.
1106
01:12:32,891 --> 01:12:33,850
Oh, Fujian, so you
are from Mainland!
1107
01:12:34,017 --> 01:12:35,102
Yes,
1108
01:12:35,561 --> 01:12:36,979
and...
1109
01:12:37,354 --> 01:12:39,606
my mouth is stiff from
all this blowing,
1110
01:12:39,815 --> 01:12:41,567
why your willy is still so soft?
1111
01:12:44,444 --> 01:12:46,697
Mario is impotent now...
1112
01:12:49,241 --> 01:12:51,201
get those "Juice-up Boys" ready.
1113
01:12:51,785 --> 01:12:55,205
Mario is impotent now,
everyone stands by.
1114
01:12:57,666 --> 01:12:58,959
Hey, you mainland girl,
1115
01:12:59,167 --> 01:13:00,127
don't bad-mouth me!
1116
01:13:00,294 --> 01:13:02,170
I, Mario Ozawa, am
the so-called...
1117
01:13:02,337 --> 01:13:03,755
Beefy Bonar.
1118
01:13:04,006 --> 01:13:05,465
Maybe the problem is yours?
1119
01:13:05,674 --> 01:13:08,218
Me? What's my problem?
1120
01:13:08,969 --> 01:13:11,597
Maybe your body has a problem?
1121
01:13:11,805 --> 01:13:13,890
What's wrong with my body?
1122
01:13:14,558 --> 01:13:17,227
If my body isn't great,
1123
01:13:17,561 --> 01:13:19,855
how can I set foot...
1124
01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:23,400
in the Japanese AV
world as a Chinese?
1125
01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:25,027
You are all wrapped
up, how can I see?
1126
01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:27,946
I bet your front is
as flat as your back!
1127
01:13:28,155 --> 01:13:30,616
My grandma is Russian,
1128
01:13:30,824 --> 01:13:33,910
I have a European body!
1129
01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,621
Yea, a 3 years old European?
1130
01:13:36,705 --> 01:13:38,540
I can tell that...
1131
01:13:38,707 --> 01:13:42,502
you won't be convinced unless
I show you what I have!
1132
01:13:42,919 --> 01:13:45,088
Let me show you!
1133
01:13:51,219 --> 01:13:52,721
Wow, such huge tits!
1134
01:13:52,888 --> 01:13:54,139
So,
1135
01:13:54,389 --> 01:13:56,475
is it my problem,
1136
01:13:56,642 --> 01:13:59,394
or yours?
1137
01:14:00,854 --> 01:14:02,898
Ok, that's obviously me.
1138
01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:04,775
I am so sorry!
1139
01:14:05,067 --> 01:14:06,401
Sorry!
1140
01:14:07,903 --> 01:14:10,322
Well, don't worry,
1141
01:14:11,406 --> 01:14:13,575
life is filled With...
1142
01:14:13,742 --> 01:14:16,286
ups and downs.
1143
01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:19,581
When I first started
this AV career,
1144
01:14:19,790 --> 01:14:21,124
I had no orgasms,
1145
01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:25,337
but I walked through this
period of dryness all the same.
1146
01:14:26,004 --> 01:14:28,256
Don't you worry,
1147
01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:30,550
tomorrow is gonna be better!
1148
01:14:31,218 --> 01:14:32,678
Thank you very much!
1149
01:14:32,928 --> 01:14:33,553
Keep it UP!
1150
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:34,721
Yes!
1151
01:14:35,889 --> 01:14:37,974
Where is the double?
Come here quick!
1152
01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:39,893
This one is impotent,
1153
01:14:40,060 --> 01:14:41,603
it's wasting my time!
1154
01:14:43,605 --> 01:14:44,940
Are you really impotent?
1155
01:14:45,774 --> 01:14:46,650
Don't worry,
1156
01:14:46,817 --> 01:14:48,276
it's not a problem,
1157
01:14:48,568 --> 01:14:50,112
it's a fucking big trouble!
1158
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,244
Today's AV Headline!
1159
01:14:57,619 --> 01:14:58,870
According to informed sources,
1160
01:14:59,037 --> 01:15:02,958
after the incident with his-ex,
1161
01:15:03,458 --> 01:15:04,793
Even Mario is physically fine,
1162
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,920
he has become mentally impotent.
1163
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:09,756
Now all his AVs close-ups
has to be done by doubles.
1164
01:15:10,215 --> 01:15:11,717
If the rumors is true,
1165
01:15:11,967 --> 01:15:13,427
it is really worrying.
1166
01:15:13,635 --> 01:15:16,012
But bad luck can
always turn worse.
1167
01:15:16,346 --> 01:15:17,514
Recently there is an
aspiring AV actor,
1168
01:15:17,681 --> 01:15:19,307
who is regarded as
Mario's ultimate enemy.
1169
01:15:19,558 --> 01:15:25,814
He is Naoki Nagasaki,
the soul healing beau.
1170
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:31,486
Now let's see his interview...
1171
01:15:35,824 --> 01:15:37,868
Hello everyone,
1172
01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:39,536
I'm Naoki Nagasaki.
1173
01:15:39,703 --> 01:15:41,663
Making female audience happy...
1174
01:15:41,830 --> 01:15:44,166
is my greatest happiness.
1175
01:15:45,167 --> 01:15:50,464
There is a saying about you
stealing the style of Mario Ozawa,
1176
01:15:50,756 --> 01:15:52,549
What do you think?
1177
01:15:52,716 --> 01:15:54,092
Mario Ozawa,
1178
01:15:54,509 --> 01:15:55,594
well...
1179
01:15:55,844 --> 01:15:57,679
since we are both
from Hong Kong,
1180
01:15:58,555 --> 01:16:00,348
I now challenge you.
1181
01:16:01,016 --> 01:16:04,603
We compete on the
sales of our next AV.
1182
01:16:05,562 --> 01:16:06,897
The one that loses...
1183
01:16:07,189 --> 01:16:08,690
has to acknowledge...
1184
01:16:08,857 --> 01:16:10,609
the other is "the King of AV"!
1185
01:16:11,526 --> 01:16:12,944
Do you accept my challenge?
1186
01:16:15,155 --> 01:16:18,325
Naoki Nagasaki is so handsome!
1187
01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:20,202
Amazing!
1188
01:16:20,410 --> 01:16:22,037
Naoki Nagasaki is
really amazing!
1189
01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:24,206
His new AV "Rape the Undead"...
1190
01:16:24,372 --> 01:16:26,750
has already beaten Mario's.
1191
01:16:27,209 --> 01:16:28,043
Now let's look into
the footage of
1192
01:16:28,210 --> 01:16:29,544
this splendid AV.
1193
01:16:32,839 --> 01:16:36,843
"Naoki Nagasaki's touching AV debut
- Rape the Undead"
1194
01:16:40,806 --> 01:16:42,015
Haruko!
1195
01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:45,769
Well...
1196
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:48,188
We said that...
1197
01:16:48,647 --> 01:16:50,398
we would be together forever,
1198
01:16:51,233 --> 01:16:52,526
how can you be so cruel...
1199
01:16:52,692 --> 01:16:54,694
and just go like this?
1200
01:16:55,487 --> 01:16:56,822
Without you,
1201
01:16:58,156 --> 01:16:59,324
Well...
1202
01:16:59,991 --> 01:17:02,244
I don't believe in love,
1203
01:17:03,703 --> 01:17:05,956
and I can't love anymore.
1204
01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:09,835
Kimochiii!
1205
01:17:22,013 --> 01:17:22,973
Yes...
1206
01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:24,808
thank you for coming.
1207
01:17:28,979 --> 01:17:30,564
Haruko's death is an accident,
1208
01:17:30,772 --> 01:17:32,607
please don't blame yourself.
1209
01:17:34,109 --> 01:17:35,318
Well...
1210
01:17:36,236 --> 01:17:37,737
if I didn't smoke...
1211
01:17:37,904 --> 01:17:39,072
while taking her to pee,
1212
01:17:39,281 --> 01:17:40,615
and loosened the leash,
1213
01:17:42,242 --> 01:17:44,786
she wouldn't be
crashed by a lorry...
1214
01:17:45,412 --> 01:17:47,330
with wheels this fucking big!
1215
01:17:47,622 --> 01:17:50,000
I love men that are sentimental.
1216
01:17:50,709 --> 01:17:52,752
Just his tears have
melted me down.
1217
01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:06,141
NaokL
1218
01:18:06,558 --> 01:18:08,184
- you can cry on my shoulder.
- Please don't...
1219
01:18:08,727 --> 01:18:10,770
No...
1220
01:18:11,396 --> 01:18:12,981
No...
1221
01:18:13,607 --> 01:18:15,066
No...
1222
01:18:20,655 --> 01:18:21,781
No...
1223
01:18:25,994 --> 01:18:28,788
No...
1224
01:18:29,456 --> 01:18:30,957
Stop there!
1225
01:18:34,753 --> 01:18:36,212
If you get out from this door,
1226
01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:38,340
then Haruko will
disappear forever!
1227
01:18:40,717 --> 01:18:42,177
If you want to get her back,
1228
01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:44,012
undress now!
1229
01:18:44,304 --> 01:18:46,139
Take your clothes off, quick!
1230
01:18:50,185 --> 01:18:51,728
Hurry up!
1231
01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:54,189
Undress from head to toe!
1232
01:18:54,356 --> 01:18:55,774
Take off your pants!
1233
01:18:56,024 --> 01:18:57,359
Take off your underpants!
1234
01:18:57,525 --> 01:18:58,276
Take off your socks!
1235
01:18:58,443 --> 01:18:59,861
Why do you look like this?
1236
01:19:00,028 --> 01:19:01,988
Show me your nipples!
1237
01:19:02,197 --> 01:19:03,323
Kneel down!
1238
01:19:04,449 --> 01:19:05,867
Smile!
1239
01:19:07,035 --> 01:19:08,203
Dance!
1240
01:19:23,468 --> 01:19:26,429
I'd rather be run over by
this fucking big wheel,
1241
01:19:27,472 --> 01:19:31,059
and you are the one being
molested by these three! Haruko!
1242
01:19:35,105 --> 01:19:39,109
"My life, is like those
petals blown by this gale,"
1243
01:19:39,275 --> 01:19:40,151
"frail, and falling."
1244
01:19:40,318 --> 01:19:40,819
"Naoki Nagasaki"
1245
01:19:40,986 --> 01:19:43,071
Ok! I will take the challenge!
1246
01:19:44,072 --> 01:19:45,073
No fucking way.
1247
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:46,741
You dick is fucking limp!
1248
01:19:47,075 --> 01:19:48,368
I have to do it no matter what.
1249
01:19:49,077 --> 01:19:49,911
I have to do something...
1250
01:19:50,078 --> 01:19:51,871
fucking unforgettable!
1251
01:19:52,122 --> 01:19:53,790
Why don't you go fuck the
security guard outside?
1252
01:19:57,252 --> 01:19:58,878
I think of someone suddenly.
1253
01:19:59,129 --> 01:20:00,255
With this person,
1254
01:20:00,422 --> 01:20:01,172
everything will be fine!
1255
01:20:01,339 --> 01:20:02,132
Great!
1256
01:20:02,298 --> 01:20:04,092
I will find this person for you!
1257
01:20:05,135 --> 01:20:06,761
It wouldn't be the
security guard, would it?
1258
01:20:07,595 --> 01:20:10,306
This woman was the AV
goddess in my adolescence.
1259
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,934
When I was young, I have
jerked off for her...
1260
01:20:13,101 --> 01:20:14,394
thousands of times.
1261
01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:17,230
She enlightened me in sex...
1262
01:20:17,439 --> 01:20:20,900
and was the pin-up of so many
other boys in Hong Kong...
1263
01:20:21,651 --> 01:20:22,652
Ladies and gentlemen...
1264
01:20:22,819 --> 01:20:24,154
Maiko Yuki!
1265
01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:39,294
The condition of
Ozawa-san, I have got it.
1266
01:20:39,961 --> 01:20:42,005
How long do you need then?
1267
01:20:43,298 --> 01:20:45,800
Long enough to make a tea.
1268
01:20:50,638 --> 01:20:53,141
Men's sexual excitement...
1269
01:20:53,308 --> 01:20:54,976
actually comes from their brain,
1270
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,146
rather than their bottom half.
1271
01:20:58,980 --> 01:21:00,356
If there is a problem,
1272
01:21:00,565 --> 01:21:02,484
the best way to solve...
1273
01:21:02,984 --> 01:21:04,277
is to look into his memories.
1274
01:21:04,444 --> 01:21:07,197
To find out what actually made
him hard in his adolescence,
1275
01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:09,074
in order to provoke
an erection again.
1276
01:22:06,464 --> 01:22:08,007
I feel so bad!
1277
01:22:11,553 --> 01:22:12,887
Are you alright?
1278
01:22:13,555 --> 01:22:14,556
Ozawa-san,
1279
01:22:14,722 --> 01:22:17,976
you have to hang in there,
the doctor is coming!
1280
01:22:18,768 --> 01:22:20,186
I feel really bad!
1281
01:22:30,572 --> 01:22:31,573
Why?
1282
01:22:32,073 --> 01:22:34,075
Your heartbeat is very strange.
1283
01:23:01,728 --> 01:23:02,854
I'm dying!
1284
01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:04,522
Are you okay?
1285
01:23:05,398 --> 01:23:06,941
What's going on?
1286
01:23:07,108 --> 01:23:08,151
Why?
1287
01:23:08,318 --> 01:23:09,527
What?
1288
01:23:09,944 --> 01:23:11,446
Are you okay?
1289
01:23:12,197 --> 01:23:14,532
My chest is in pain!
1290
01:23:15,283 --> 01:23:17,076
Can you rub some oil on it?
1291
01:23:17,243 --> 01:23:18,119
Please rub some oil,
1292
01:23:18,286 --> 01:23:20,455
especially on my nipples!
1293
01:23:20,955 --> 01:23:24,459
I'm sorry, even oil won't
help in your case.
1294
01:23:27,545 --> 01:23:28,671
These?
1295
01:23:29,130 --> 01:23:30,632
You have to hang in there!
1296
01:23:31,049 --> 01:23:32,800
Hang in there!
1297
01:23:33,301 --> 01:23:35,345
Hang in there!
1298
01:23:35,595 --> 01:23:37,388
Hang in there!
1299
01:23:41,392 --> 01:23:43,937
I have brought his
cock back into life,
1300
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,023
but in order to have it
bigger, stronger and harder,
1301
01:23:47,941 --> 01:23:50,610
you have to seek a more
experienced master.
1302
01:23:58,451 --> 01:23:59,953
Hello? Where are you now?
1303
01:24:00,370 --> 01:24:02,664
Why do you have me to
come to this warehouse?
1304
01:24:02,830 --> 01:24:05,166
I think that you should get
back up from where you fell.
1305
01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:07,794
Your ex is from Hong Kong,
1306
01:24:08,127 --> 01:24:10,088
that's why I've
specially sent you...
1307
01:24:10,296 --> 01:24:12,173
this Hong Kong No.1
hooker to help you.
1308
01:24:37,699 --> 01:24:40,451
Even the Golden Chicken
offers a takeaway to Japan?
1309
01:24:40,827 --> 01:24:43,871
Hi, boss, I'm Kam.
1310
01:24:44,038 --> 01:24:46,124
I have always wanted to open
the international market,
1311
01:24:46,291 --> 01:24:48,084
and you have made my
dream comes true today!
1312
01:24:48,251 --> 01:24:50,837
Thank you very much!
Nice to meet you!
1313
01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:52,880
Miss Hatoyama has already
told me everything about you.
1314
01:24:53,047 --> 01:24:54,716
Don't worry, I never miss.
1315
01:24:54,882 --> 01:24:58,386
Hong Kong customers
always enjoy my company.
1316
01:24:58,886 --> 01:25:00,680
I can assure that you can...
1317
01:25:03,224 --> 01:25:04,892
shoot through the ozone layer.
1318
01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:08,146
I am so happy to be here,
it's my first business trip!
1319
01:25:08,313 --> 01:25:10,106
I am really happy!
1320
01:25:12,567 --> 01:25:14,360
Thank you very much!
1321
01:25:14,736 --> 01:25:15,737
Let's start then, boss?
1322
01:25:15,903 --> 01:25:16,487
Great...
1323
01:25:16,654 --> 01:25:17,447
Do you want a
girlfriend's touch?
1324
01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:18,406
Please don't!
1325
01:25:18,573 --> 01:25:20,742
My condition is caused
by my ex, I hate her.
1326
01:25:20,908 --> 01:25:21,909
Okay.
1327
01:25:26,789 --> 01:25:29,042
Just by looking I know he
had a very miserable past.
1328
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:29,751
Very miserable!
1329
01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:31,502
Let me have a talk with him!
1330
01:25:44,265 --> 01:25:45,975
I'm afraid I have to
use some ice and fire!
1331
01:25:46,225 --> 01:25:49,937
Wow, do you really have to use
such lethal weapons on me?
1332
01:25:50,188 --> 01:25:51,773
Difficult times call
for harsh measures,
1333
01:25:51,939 --> 01:25:52,940
I learnt this from Andy Lau.
1334
01:25:53,107 --> 01:25:55,860
Fuck you, Andy Lau,
it's all your fault.
1335
01:26:17,715 --> 01:26:18,716
It's getting so hot.
1336
01:26:18,883 --> 01:26:21,135
Why are you still hard
and haven't shot yet?
1337
01:26:21,636 --> 01:26:22,220
I have no choice...
1338
01:26:22,387 --> 01:26:25,098
but to go for turbocharging
and top-spinning!
1339
01:26:58,965 --> 01:27:01,551
The Golden Chicken is
famous for a reason!
1340
01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:04,512
Now you have shot
through to the Galaxy.
1341
01:27:05,012 --> 01:27:06,681
With the power you have now,
1342
01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:08,683
you can take whatever
challenges that come your way.
1343
01:27:09,934 --> 01:27:11,102
Remember,
1344
01:27:11,269 --> 01:27:12,728
you are a Hong Konger,
1345
01:27:13,104 --> 01:27:15,690
and the core value of
we Hong Kongers is...
1346
01:27:16,315 --> 01:27:19,360
no matter how hard is the
circumstance, we have to be...
1347
01:27:20,403 --> 01:27:21,529
HARDER!
1348
01:27:27,201 --> 01:27:29,620
King of AV Battle The live show of
the " King of AV Battle" between...
1349
01:27:30,204 --> 01:27:32,790
Mario Ozawa and Naoki Nagasaki,
1350
01:27:33,082 --> 01:27:36,419
the two most popular AV actors,
1351
01:27:36,961 --> 01:27:38,129
has now began!
1352
01:27:43,426 --> 01:27:44,510
Mario Ozawa,
1353
01:27:44,677 --> 01:27:46,721
today I will defeat you
in front of everyone.
1354
01:27:47,555 --> 01:27:48,556
If you lose,
1355
01:27:48,723 --> 01:27:49,849
you will have to kneel down...
1356
01:27:50,016 --> 01:27:51,350
in front of all the audience,
1357
01:27:51,517 --> 01:27:54,020
and acknowledge my position
as the true King of AV.
1358
01:27:54,896 --> 01:27:57,190
Listen, you fucking
Louis Koo of Jiangmen,
1359
01:27:57,398 --> 01:28:00,401
I haven't even sued you for
stealing my signature style.
1360
01:28:00,568 --> 01:28:01,152
You will see,
1361
01:28:01,319 --> 01:28:03,613
today I have to show
everyone in Japan,
1362
01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:06,616
who is the cutest.
1363
01:28:07,325 --> 01:28:08,910
Today's victory is decided by...
1364
01:28:09,660 --> 01:28:11,287
the two AV actors' new releases,
1365
01:28:11,454 --> 01:28:13,706
which hit the stores today.
1366
01:28:13,915 --> 01:28:17,251
For the sake of the
professional legitimacy,
1367
01:28:17,418 --> 01:28:19,587
we have invited their master,
1368
01:28:20,004 --> 01:28:22,548
the Super AV actor...
1369
01:28:22,715 --> 01:28:26,969
Mr. Taka Kato to be our judge!
1370
01:28:28,304 --> 01:28:29,931
"Goldfinger."
1371
01:28:30,556 --> 01:28:31,682
"Taka Kato"
1372
01:28:31,849 --> 01:28:33,684
Master Taka Kato,
1373
01:28:34,268 --> 01:28:38,439
what do you think
about this battle?
1374
01:28:38,689 --> 01:28:41,776
They are both my beloved pupils.
1375
01:28:42,610 --> 01:28:45,321
One is like my left fingers,
1376
01:28:45,530 --> 01:28:47,782
the other is the right.
1377
01:28:48,658 --> 01:28:52,703
It's like my left and right fingers
are fighting to each other.
1378
01:28:53,538 --> 01:28:57,333
The two contestants have
things to say again.
1379
01:28:57,625 --> 01:28:58,751
Oh, you think you
are unbeatable?
1380
01:28:58,918 --> 01:29:00,461
Great, let's raise the bet,
1381
01:29:00,628 --> 01:29:03,130
whoever loses today
has to suck...
1382
01:29:03,297 --> 01:29:04,924
our master Kato-saws...
1383
01:29:05,091 --> 01:29:05,967
Goldfingers!
1384
01:29:06,133 --> 01:29:06,759
Ha!
1385
01:29:06,926 --> 01:29:07,969
You Nick Cheung lookalike,
1386
01:29:08,135 --> 01:29:09,053
it's just sucking, no big deal!
1387
01:29:09,220 --> 01:29:11,222
You're wrong.
1388
01:29:11,389 --> 01:29:14,267
Even a 30 years old
fish chopping board...
1389
01:29:14,433 --> 01:29:16,811
would have some smell, and
now we are talking about...
1390
01:29:17,645 --> 01:29:19,480
Kate-sank; fingers!
1391
01:29:21,023 --> 01:29:22,733
His fingers are so yours!
1392
01:29:23,484 --> 01:29:27,446
I already have the
two AVs with me.
1393
01:29:28,114 --> 01:29:29,240
Great, let's see!
1394
01:29:37,582 --> 01:29:41,127
"The Horny Spirits"
1395
01:30:20,291 --> 01:30:21,542
This one is so ugly!
1396
01:30:37,558 --> 01:30:38,976
This one is actually cute!
1397
01:30:42,063 --> 01:30:44,482
Mister, we would like to...
1398
01:30:44,774 --> 01:30:47,818
suck the essence
out of your dick,
1399
01:30:47,985 --> 01:30:51,447
so as to wet our souls,
1400
01:30:51,656 --> 01:30:53,908
and get on to another world.
1401
01:30:54,617 --> 01:30:56,243
Hey, your nipple slips!
1402
01:30:56,410 --> 01:30:57,662
It's okay!
1403
01:31:20,309 --> 01:31:21,310
Power,
1404
01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:23,270
Energy,
1405
01:31:23,813 --> 01:31:24,939
Harmony,
1406
01:31:25,606 --> 01:31:26,649
Healing,
1407
01:31:26,941 --> 01:31:27,483
Intuition,
1408
01:31:27,650 --> 01:31:28,401
Awareness,
1409
01:31:28,567 --> 01:31:29,276
Dimension,
1410
01:31:29,443 --> 01:31:30,653
Creation,
1411
01:31:32,780 --> 01:31:33,823
Absolute!
1412
01:31:41,122 --> 01:31:43,207
See you in the next life!
1413
01:31:52,383 --> 01:31:55,094
He is so amazing, it's
really surprising!
1414
01:31:56,345 --> 01:32:00,641
Naoki has put Ying
and Yang together,
1415
01:32:01,225 --> 01:32:04,270
his touch with the underworld...
1416
01:32:04,937 --> 01:32:07,940
has pushed AV up to a
philosophical level!
1417
01:32:09,608 --> 01:32:10,901
Thank you!
1418
01:32:11,986 --> 01:32:13,279
Thank you!
1419
01:32:15,489 --> 01:32:17,491
Our Naoki is a sure win.
1420
01:32:17,867 --> 01:32:19,493
Why don't you just give up now?
1421
01:32:21,871 --> 01:32:25,332
I am really worried now, but...
1422
01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:27,460
fuck you anyway!
1423
01:32:28,502 --> 01:32:32,047
With the comment of Master Kato,
1424
01:32:32,256 --> 01:32:33,674
the sales of Naoki's
1425
01:32:33,883 --> 01:32:35,634
The Horny Spirits is
shooting up high.
1426
01:32:41,432 --> 01:32:42,600
I can already picture
your face when...
1427
01:32:42,767 --> 01:32:45,936
you are sucking the
Goldfingers of Kato-san,
1428
01:32:46,228 --> 01:32:48,272
and that's really cute!
1429
01:32:48,731 --> 01:32:49,690
Fuck!
1430
01:32:53,527 --> 01:32:56,739
So what kind of topic
has Mario chosen,
1431
01:32:56,906 --> 01:33:00,201
and can he really beat Naoki?
1432
01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:01,619
Master Kato,
1433
01:33:01,827 --> 01:33:04,413
let's watch it now!
1434
01:33:05,164 --> 01:33:05,998
Let's go!
1435
01:33:09,710 --> 01:33:11,712
"Superman Ozawa
- Saving the Earth"
1436
01:33:12,213 --> 01:33:16,008
The Earth is like an innocent
girl in the Universe,
1437
01:33:16,217 --> 01:33:18,677
it has always been molested
by aliens and monsters.
1438
01:33:18,886 --> 01:33:20,846
Usually, it happens
only once a week,
1439
01:33:21,013 --> 01:33:23,724
as the series of Superman is
only broadcasted once a week.
1440
01:33:24,016 --> 01:33:25,559
This time is the worst,
1441
01:33:25,726 --> 01:33:27,394
as there are so many monsters.
1442
01:33:27,561 --> 01:33:28,604
Too many of them.
1443
01:34:12,773 --> 01:34:13,899
Yamete!
1444
01:34:14,066 --> 01:34:15,276
Yamete!
1445
01:34:22,032 --> 01:34:23,284
At this moment,
1446
01:34:23,492 --> 01:34:24,285
these useless Earth Defenders,
1447
01:34:24,451 --> 01:34:27,746
who've never defeated
any monsters, appear!
1448
01:34:27,913 --> 01:34:30,165
Well, the monsters
have lost their minds!
1449
01:34:37,214 --> 01:34:38,549
See?
1450
01:34:38,757 --> 01:34:41,802
These scumbags only irritate
the monsters every time,
1451
01:34:41,969 --> 01:34:43,721
it's even a waste
time to scold them!
1452
01:34:44,513 --> 01:34:45,639
I've just been told...
1453
01:34:45,806 --> 01:34:47,892
all our troops've been
defeated by the monsters!
1454
01:34:48,058 --> 01:34:49,602
Oh no, we can't hold
this any longer...
1455
01:34:49,768 --> 01:34:52,396
Superman Ozawa, the world's
peace is in your hands!
1456
01:34:52,688 --> 01:34:53,522
Which episode isn't like that?
1457
01:34:53,689 --> 01:34:54,773
Why do you repeat every time?
1458
01:34:57,985 --> 01:34:58,819
You fucking monsters,
1459
01:34:58,986 --> 01:34:59,987
why are you here on earth?
1460
01:35:01,655 --> 01:35:02,907
What a stupid question!
1461
01:35:03,157 --> 01:35:04,116
To destroy the earth,
1462
01:35:04,283 --> 01:35:05,993
and most importantly...shopping!
1463
01:35:07,494 --> 01:35:08,871
What a bastard! Let
me kill you first.
1464
01:35:13,792 --> 01:35:15,419
Invading the earth
just for shopping?
1465
01:35:15,878 --> 01:35:16,587
You big evil!
1466
01:35:16,754 --> 01:35:18,172
Let me tear off your ears!
1467
01:35:21,050 --> 01:35:22,217
Oh why are you here?
1468
01:35:22,468 --> 01:35:24,136
I make an appearance
to support you!
1469
01:35:25,763 --> 01:35:27,514
Why do you wear a wig?
1470
01:35:28,349 --> 01:35:29,433
I've actually been wearing
it all this time.
1471
01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:30,893
What the fuck! You lie to me?
1472
01:35:31,185 --> 01:35:32,061
Get lost!
1473
01:35:32,227 --> 01:35:33,270
Superman Ozawa takes a move,
1474
01:35:33,437 --> 01:35:36,065
and throws Monster
Hatoyama so far...
1475
01:35:37,149 --> 01:35:40,277
You are not human either, why
you don't let us destroy?
1476
01:35:48,786 --> 01:35:50,037
The monsters start
to pounce on and...
1477
01:35:50,204 --> 01:35:51,205
gang bully Superman Ozawa
1478
01:35:51,372 --> 01:35:52,498
and attack Superman Ozawa.
1479
01:35:52,665 --> 01:35:54,166
Oh no,
1480
01:35:54,333 --> 01:35:56,377
they are actually molesting him.
1481
01:35:56,543 --> 01:35:57,878
These monsters are
real perverts,
1482
01:35:58,045 --> 01:35:59,880
surfing their hands
on Superman Ozawa.
1483
01:36:00,047 --> 01:36:04,343
Look, they are
touching his nipples!
1484
01:36:04,510 --> 01:36:06,387
Wow, now's his balls!
1485
01:36:07,471 --> 01:36:08,889
Fuck you all, my mask!
1486
01:36:09,056 --> 01:36:09,932
Take my beam...
1487
01:36:10,099 --> 01:36:14,061
Beam! Beam! Beam!
1488
01:36:15,104 --> 01:36:16,438
Superman Ozawa, let me ask you,
1489
01:36:16,689 --> 01:36:19,441
what's so great about the Earth
that you want to protect?
1490
01:36:19,608 --> 01:36:20,401
I don't know!
1491
01:36:20,567 --> 01:36:22,319
I'm a Superman, protecting
the Earth is my job!
1492
01:36:22,778 --> 01:36:25,239
Don't chitchat
anymore, kill him now!
1493
01:36:25,406 --> 01:36:26,240
Oh fuck!
1494
01:36:26,407 --> 01:36:28,909
Superman Ozawa, you have
fucked up our Earth!
1495
01:36:29,076 --> 01:36:30,077
Ah! You fucking bastard!
I'm fed up with you!
1496
01:36:30,244 --> 01:36:32,830
All you do is talk, why don't
you come down and fight?
1497
01:36:33,205 --> 01:36:35,499
You motherfucker!
Just staying up high!
1498
01:36:35,749 --> 01:36:37,042
Fuck you!
1499
01:36:37,209 --> 01:36:38,419
Why are you saying?
1500
01:36:38,585 --> 01:36:40,004
Wait a minute, actually
"fuck" will do!
1501
01:38:35,536 --> 01:38:38,122
The real key to conquer women...
1502
01:38:38,288 --> 01:38:40,249
is actually romance and care,
1503
01:38:40,541 --> 01:38:42,459
and the real G-spot...
1504
01:38:42,626 --> 01:38:43,836
is a woman's heart,
1505
01:38:44,002 --> 01:38:45,754
not down there.
1506
01:38:46,004 --> 01:38:48,882
Superman Ozawa, you've
got my total respect!
1507
01:39:43,187 --> 01:39:46,690
Mario's AV has not only
got out of the Earth,
1508
01:39:46,899 --> 01:39:48,775
it has reached the
end of the Universe,
1509
01:39:49,359 --> 01:39:52,946
he also expressed the human's
will of living in harmony...
1510
01:39:53,780 --> 01:39:57,326
or even reproduce with aliens.
1511
01:39:57,826 --> 01:40:02,206
This is one level
higher than Naoki's.
1512
01:40:02,831 --> 01:40:05,626
Monsters will no longer
pose threat to human,
1513
01:40:05,792 --> 01:40:08,795
the more they come,
the more we fuck.
1514
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:11,757
Mario's AV...
1515
01:40:12,466 --> 01:40:15,969
has driven out our fear for
monsters in all these years.
1516
01:40:16,637 --> 01:40:20,224
Here comes the
official sales record.
1517
01:40:20,390 --> 01:40:23,143
Mario Ozawa's AV is
ranked No.1 in sales.
1518
01:40:24,811 --> 01:40:26,813
It's a crushing defeat
for Naoki Nagasaki!
1519
01:40:36,823 --> 01:40:38,283
It's impossible!
1520
01:40:40,244 --> 01:40:41,662
It's impossible!
1521
01:40:42,287 --> 01:40:43,830
I officially declare that,
1522
01:40:44,665 --> 01:40:49,086
in this King of AV
Battle, the winner is...
1523
01:40:49,628 --> 01:40:52,089
Mario Ozawa!
1524
01:41:01,181 --> 01:41:04,518
Enough crying. Come down quick
and kneel down before me!
1525
01:41:23,870 --> 01:41:26,290
Kneel down please!
1526
01:41:34,631 --> 01:41:37,050
Get down now!
1527
01:41:48,437 --> 01:41:51,273
Suck it!
1528
01:42:24,723 --> 01:42:25,974
Aren't you serious?
1529
01:42:26,224 --> 01:42:27,726
That's it?
1530
01:42:29,394 --> 01:42:30,604
What?
1531
01:42:30,771 --> 01:42:31,980
It's just for a TV programme,
1532
01:42:32,147 --> 01:42:33,273
why are you so serious?
1533
01:42:33,440 --> 01:42:34,816
Such an idiot!
1534
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,860
Wow, you fucking liar!
1535
01:42:40,781 --> 01:42:43,950
The humiliation I've
suffered today,
1536
01:42:45,494 --> 01:42:47,621
you will have to pay me back
in a 100 times in the future!
1537
01:42:52,626 --> 01:42:53,710
Of course!
1538
01:42:53,877 --> 01:42:54,336
Ah! We won!
1539
01:42:54,503 --> 01:42:56,004
We won!
1540
01:42:56,963 --> 01:42:58,006
Are you happy now?
1541
01:42:58,715 --> 01:42:59,800
By the way...
1542
01:43:00,133 --> 01:43:02,135
have you ever watched my
AVs and touched yourself?
1543
01:43:02,928 --> 01:43:05,138
No, of course not!
1544
01:43:05,639 --> 01:43:06,973
Why you seem so nervous?
1545
01:43:07,432 --> 01:43:09,226
Hell no, I don't!
1546
01:43:10,143 --> 01:43:11,645
Are you a woman?
1547
01:43:20,987 --> 01:43:21,988
Hello!
1548
01:43:22,197 --> 01:43:25,659
Mario Ozawa!
1549
01:43:27,828 --> 01:43:29,454
Here, one each,
1550
01:43:29,621 --> 01:43:30,414
they have all been signed!
1551
01:43:30,580 --> 01:43:31,415
Thank you!
1552
01:43:31,581 --> 01:43:32,624
From now on,
1553
01:43:32,791 --> 01:43:34,793
we only sell originals here!
1554
01:43:36,837 --> 01:43:39,047
I was going to shut this
shop down this month,
1555
01:43:39,256 --> 01:43:41,091
thanks to this idiot,
he is taking over.
1556
01:43:41,425 --> 01:43:42,843
That's called being persistent.
1557
01:43:43,260 --> 01:43:44,469
Someone said to me once,
1558
01:43:44,636 --> 01:43:46,012
we Hong Kongers,
1559
01:43:46,179 --> 01:43:47,848
no matter how hard
is the circumstance,
1560
01:43:48,014 --> 01:43:49,391
we have to be HARDER!
1561
01:43:49,558 --> 01:43:51,017
HARDER!
1562
01:43:51,184 --> 01:43:52,519
If we keep being tough and hard,
1563
01:43:53,019 --> 01:43:55,021
no one can beat us!
1564
01:44:00,360 --> 01:44:04,656
My love... My love... My love...
1565
01:44:07,367 --> 01:44:08,535
My...
1566
01:44:08,702 --> 01:44:11,329
Now you are an
"impressionism AV Actor"!
1567
01:44:12,330 --> 01:44:13,540
Too much hand movements...
1568
01:44:13,874 --> 01:44:14,833
What are your hands doing?
1569
01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:16,877
Just can't stand it...
Can't stand it...
1570
01:44:17,043 --> 01:44:19,754
Chotto Ma Te Yo Love...
1571
01:44:31,266 --> 01:44:32,601
Had he shot,
1572
01:44:32,809 --> 01:44:35,061
a rubber band would be
added on his wrist.
1573
01:44:35,353 --> 01:44:37,856
Since he hasn't shot yet,
he doesn't have any now.
1574
01:44:42,652 --> 01:44:46,490
Hello, I'm a fortune
teller from China,
1575
01:44:46,656 --> 01:44:48,658
nicknamed "Get-It-All-Wrong"
fortune teller.
1576
01:44:48,825 --> 01:44:51,578
My real name is Chan Ho-Sun,
you can call me Peter.
1577
01:44:52,120 --> 01:44:53,288
Mr. Peter
1578
01:44:53,538 --> 01:44:54,748
ain't I handsome?
1579
01:44:54,956 --> 01:44:58,251
Mr. Ozawa, please
punish me physically!
1580
01:45:00,754 --> 01:45:01,630
Wow!
1581
01:45:02,797 --> 01:45:04,299
What is this?
1582
01:45:04,966 --> 01:45:05,926
What is happening?
1583
01:45:06,092 --> 01:45:07,260
Your daughter is so fucked up!
1584
01:45:07,427 --> 01:45:09,596
Grabbing my hand to squeeze her
boob, she's crossed the line!
1585
01:45:11,473 --> 01:45:14,017
She's crossed the line?
What about me?
1586
01:45:14,184 --> 01:45:16,436
Wow! What do you want? Wow!
1587
01:45:25,820 --> 01:45:27,572
Thank you!
1588
01:45:36,289 --> 01:45:38,917
Thank you everyone!
1589
01:45:41,795 --> 01:45:43,380
Thank you.
1590
01:45:43,588 --> 01:45:46,675
Wow, so thick!
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