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What time is your flight?

I have to leave for the airport in like, two hours.

I can't believe this time tomorrow

you're actually gonna be here.

There.

I just remember, like two months ago,

when we first started talking, sulking around being so sad

because I thought we were never gonna actually get to meet.

I remember two months ago thinking

like, how the hell can I get to him

and how fast can I get there?

Can't wait.

I can't wait.

On behalf of our captain and the entire crew,

welcome aboard Delta Airlines Flight 324

for non-stop service from LAX to JFK.

Vincent.

Hi. Hey.

Finally.

You know when, like, you get a new goldfish

and you have to, like, put it in the new fishbowl

with the plastic bag, so that it can

like, get used to its new surroundings

before it swims free in the new fishbowl...

Do you know what I'm...

Don't you feel like that?

What?

It's like we're two fish-ies, I don't know.

Yeah, no, yeah.

It sounded way better... No, it's good.

Yes, I feel that way.

More wine. Yeah, go ahead.

You are stranded on an island

and you can have three songs.

Only three. Oh God.

What are they?

That's really hard.

All right, well. I can't answer that.

The pressure's on.

I can't answer that.

You can't answer three songs?

One song.

"Amazing Grace."

Cop out. What?

I went to Bible school as a kid.

I did, my mom was a Sunday school teacher.

That's amazing.

I went to Hebrew school, actually.

You did?

It's a long story. Okay.

You play.

I fuck heavy with Chopin.

Wow, wow.

You wanna play left hand and I'll play right?

I didn't make you take pictures in Times Square.

Yes you did.

You took me to Times Square.

Well, I'm being a good host.

It's like the Grand Canyon, you know,

you gotta see it once, right?

Yeah.

Have you seen the Grand Canyon?

No. Me neither.

You know, I haven't ever done anything like this before.

You know that, right? Yeah.

Okay, I just wanted to be clear.

Well, if it makes you feel better,

I've never done anything like this either.

Okay. Yeah.

That's kinda nice I guess.

Both of us doing it you know, for the first time.

Fuck!

Are you okay?!

Oh my God.

How's your ass?

Oh, it's in pain.

You have a stuffed animal?

Yeah.

It's cute.

Oh yeah? Yeah.

You wanna meet him? Sure.

What's his name?

Mortimer. Mortimer?

He's shy. Oh.

No, my sister gave him to me when I was a kid

when she went to college.

'Cause I sleep like a koala.

How does a koala sleep?

Like this.

I usually sleep like an octopus.

How does an octopus sleep? Like this.

You're gonna suffocate me in my sleep?

No, but I can sleep like a eucalyptus tree.

Mm, that's better.

If you're good, I might eat ya.

God.

'Cause I'm a koala, you know?

I get it. That's what they eat.

You're cute.

I can't be cool around you.

No, you can't. No.

You're kinda nerdy. Stop.

Dad jokes. Yeah...

So after you finish grad school, will you be a therapist?

Do you start seeing your own patients?

No, I'm gonna go into research.

What kinda research?

Teach me something.

Yeah? Yeah.

Did you know that when you look into someone's eyes

it releases a chemical in the body?

Oxytocin.

Really? Mm-hm.

It's like the eyes say to us, "This is a person who's alive.

Breathing, feeling... Just like you."

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard of this.

Yes, right this is the,

Well it makes you feel happier, right?

I don't know, does it?

Oh my God.

What do you wanna do?

What do you wanna do?

What do you like?

I usually top.

Same.

We don't have to, we could...

No, I mean I would bottom.

Yeah? Yep.

I'd bottom for you too.

Oh. Oh.

You wanna?

Okay. You wanna try it?

Yeah. Okay.

Stop there. Okay.

Fuck. Fuck...

Oh, fuck.

What?

Nothing.

It's like I'm kissing the clouds.

This is my favorite one right here.

On the left?

Yeah, right here.

Oh my God.

Which way? This way.

From New York to LA,

the change fee would be $200.

After the $200, the remaining value of your old ticket

would be applied toward to the cost of your new flight.

Yeah, no, I'm sorry.

Unfortunately, yeah, that's a little bit out of my budget.

Is there anything else

I could assist you with today?

No, that's okay, thank you.

Okay, so the flight tomorrow

out of JFK still works for you?

Yes, all is great.

Thank you so much.

Thank you for calling Delta Airlines.

Okay, bye.

Hey, come on.

You okay? Yeah, I'm good.

You sure? Yeah.

I'm sorry. You're good, you're good.

Yeah, look.

I just get a little in my head.

It's okay.

What you thinking about?

I just get really attached very easily.

I do, too.

I'm getting really attached.

Right, I mean when am I gonna see you again?

You know?

Like you have school and I have work.

And I don't have that much money.

And, I don't know. It's, um...

Maybe we should just enjoy it.

Shot in the dark, would you ever consider moving here?

Would you ever consider moving to LA?

Yeah, this is scary.

This is scary.

Scary? Yes.

Okay yeah, no, you're right.

You're right, maybe we should just chill

for tonight then, right?

So it's not like, crazy hard tomorrow.

No, no, no, no.

No, please.

No, don't, please.

Don't do that.

Fuck.

Just cancel it.

I can't do that. Cancel it, come on.

I can't cancel it. Come on. Come on...

I can't.

I'll cancel it, what's your password?

Stop.

Do you have any tissues?

No, I'm sorry.