Original subtitles

OH ! OH ! SORRY.

AAH ! ANIMAL.

HUH ? SORRY.

[ Frightened Squeals ]

STAND BACK, BOYS. THIS IS A JOB FOR A WOMAN.

HMM. HMM.

A WOMAN ! WOMAN ! SHH !

HELLO !

WHAT'S A NICE MAN LIKEYOU DOING IN A GUARDHOUSE LIKETHIS ?

I'M BUFFALO HUNTING. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING ?

THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA. YOU GOTTA GO.

OH, NO.

LOOK DEEPLY INTO MY EYES AND TELL ME YOU WANT ME TO GO.

I WANT YOU TO GO. UNDERSTAND ?

NOW. AHH--

OKAY.

I THOUGHT I TOLD--

WHAT WAS I SAYING ?

YOU WERE SAYING YOU WERE GOING TO OPEN THE GATE.

OPEN THE GATE. OPEN THE GATE.

OF COURSE, OPEN THE GATE. COME ON IN. WELCOME. [ Whistles ]

COME ON, GUYS. OH, BOY !

UH-- NOW TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL, SWEETHEART.

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, SWEETHEART.

OH, THANK YOU. [ Laughs ]

OH, BOY ! HE FELL ON YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS. NATURALEMENT.

HAVE A NICE TIME. OH, I LIKE YOUR TIE. VERY NICE.

THANK YOU.

SO LONG. BYE-BYE. BYE-BYE.

[ Chuckles ] WHAT A HANDSOME FAMILY.

OW. OW. OW. OW.

HEY, RODENTS !

YOU KNOW ALL THAT CHEESE I PROMISED YOU...

AFTER YOU RAN THAT MAZE AND TOOK THOSE TESTS ? YEAH.

IT WAS DELICIOUS !

[ Wicked Laughing ]

NO CHEESE ? [ Door Closes ]

NO CHEESE ? ALL RIGHT, THAT DOES IT !

WE'RE BUSTIN' OUT OF THIS JOINT, BOYS.

EVEN IF WE GOT OVER THE WALL, WE COULDN'T TURN THE DOORKNOB. YEAH.

WHO NEEDS DOORKNOBS ?

DOH !

HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH. WOW !

HUH ? HUH ? [ Together ] YEAH ! YEAH !

[ Excited Chattering ]

SHH !

VERY NICE. [ Wicked Laughing ]

OKAY, GUYS. WE GOTTA GET THROUGH THAT DOOR.

SHOULD WE ASK PERMISSION FROM THOSE NICE MEN WITH THE RIFLES ?

THOSE ARE THE BAD GUYS !

OH ! ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. IT'S TIME TO GET INVISIBLE.

FOZZIE, GET THE DUCK.

OOH, THE DUCKIE ! ME FIRST. ME FIRST.

HERE IT GOES. [ Duck Squeaking ] OKAY.

HEY, I LOOK THINNER. [ Kermit ] SPRAY YOURSELF, FOZZIE.

OKAY. [ Squeaking ]

WOW ! OH, HEY ! I LIKE THIS.

[ Kermit ] ALL RIGHT, LOSE THE DUCK.

YES, SIR. LISTEN UP. THIS STUFF DOESN'T LAST LONG, SO LET'S GO.

YES ! YES ! [ Kermit ] OOH, YOU'RE SQUASHING ME.

[ Miss Piggy ] SORRY, KERMIE. [ Pepe ] COME ON, KERMIT. I WILL HELP YOU UP.

OH, KERMIT, YOU'RE SO SOFT AND PLUMP.

[ Miss Piggy ] YOU GOT ONE SECOND TO GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, SHRIMP.

OOH, SORRY, PIGGY. [ Kermit ] COME ON. LET'S GO.

SHH, SHH. [ Fozzie ] I HAVE TO GO TO THE LITTLE BATHROOM.

[ Kermit ] OH, FOZZIE !

[ Pepe ] SMOKING IS VERY BAD FOR YOU, OKAY ?

BOB, DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED.

[ Female On P.A. System ] PAGING DR. VAN NEUTER. REPORT TO ALIEN SURGERY NUMBER 5.

HELLO.

I'M DR. VAN NEUTER.

I'LL BE YOUR BRAIN SURGEON TODAY, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

GET IT ? "BRAIN SURGEON. MIND."

[ Laughs ] AH.

OH, FEELING A LITTLE NERVOUS, ARE WE ? OF COURSE I'M NERVOUS.

DON'T WORRY. EVERYONE IS BEFORE HAVING THEIR BRAIN SUCKED OUT.

NOW, DON'T YOU GO AWAY.

[ Sighs, Grunts ]

[ Toilet Flushes ]

OKAY, KERMIT. I'M READY.

[ Kermit ] FOZZIE, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS.

OF COURSE I DID. MOM SAID, "ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS."

YES, BUT NOT WHEN YOU'RE WEARING INVISIBILITY SPRAY !

MOM SAID, "NO EXCEPTIONS."

NEVER EVER. UH-UH.

WHAT-- STOP ! YOU !

HANDS... UP !

OH ! OH ! ALL RIGHT.

REMAIN CALM. I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU TWO INTO CUSTODY.

WAIT. LET ME EXPLAIN, LADY. YOU DON'T HAVE-- NO !

WHERE-- WHERE ARE YOUR FOREARMS ?

[ Growling ] [ Screams ]

[ Animal ] WOMAN ! [ Kermit ] ANIMAL !

ANIMAL, GET BACK HERE ! ANIMAL ! WOMAN ! WOMAN !

OH, DEAR. GIVE ME A SECOND TO THINK.

HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ON THIS FLOOR, SO HE--

[ Embarrassed Mumbling ]

[ Grunting ] OH !

## LA, LA, LA, LA, LA LA, LA... LA ##

WOW.

I SHOULD, UH, GO CHANGE, OKAY.

COME ON, EVERYBODY. WE NEED TO FIND BETTER COVER.

## LA, LA, LA, LA, LA LA, LA ##

JUST AHEAD HERE, GENERAL LUFT, SIR.

HERE WE GO.

AH. THIS IS OUR NEW RETINAL SCANNER, GENERAL. OH.

[ Beeps ]

YEAH. [ Chuckles, Clears Throat ]

[ Beeping ] [ Yelling ]

[ Moaning ]

GENERAL LUFT, SIR. THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD.

WHOA.

COME ON, FELLOWS. LET'S GO.

SHH.

WHEW. AYE. HEY, RIZ, RIZ ? WHERE YOU GOIN' ?

YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. I GOTTA GO FIND MY FRIEND.

WHAT ? YOU COULD GET CAUGHT ! ARE YOU NUTS ? [ Together ] YEAH.

I GUESS I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.

IT WAS NICE MEETIN' YOU GUYS. SEE YOU LATER, HUH ?

[ Mice Mumbling ] SO LONG, RIZ.

BYE, RIZZO. GOOD LUCK.

KID'S GOT MOXIE.

[ Shakes ] YEAH, MOXIE.

WHAT IS "MOXIE" ? [ Dr. Van Neuter ] BEFORE WE GET STARTED--

LET'S SEE HERE. DO YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER...

EXPERIENCED ANY ACHINESS IN YOUR TENTACLES ?

I DON'T HAVE TENTACLES. OH, GOOD ! NO ACHY TENTACLES. GOOD.

HEAD EVER COME OFF ? NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

ANY GINGIVITIS ? NO.

GREAT ! HOW 'BOUT THAT BEAKY THING YOU'VE GOT THERE ?

EVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH THAT ? ITCHING ? SWELLING ? FLAKING ?

SOME FLAKING A COUPLE YEARS AGO. WHO CARES ?

IT'S SHOW TIME ! ## DOOT, DOOT, DOOT ##

HERE WE GO. OH, BROTHER.

EXCELLENT. #### [ Humming ] W-WHAT'S THAT THING ?

I DON'T KNOW. HERE WE GO.

JUST STAY... LIKE THAT. OKAY ?

THIS WAY.

[ Miss Piggy ] WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS THIS, ANYWAY ?

[ Fozzie ] WHICH WAY, KERMIT ? KERMIT, THIS WAY.

[ Miss Piggy ] I CAN'T BREATHE IN HERE. COME ON, KERM.

OKAY, HERE WE GO. WAIT ! WAIT !

- WHAT IS IT ? - ARE YOU SURE THIS IS COVERED BY MY H.M.O. ?

HUH ? GOOD QUESTION.

I'LL CHECK. [ Sighs ]

PSST. GONZO ? RIZZO ! YOU'RE ALIVE ! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?

YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW. SIT TIGHT WHILE I SEE IF I CAN CHEW THROUGH THESE STRAPS.

YEAH, YEAH. GOOD. GOOD. AH, GOOD NEWS !

YOU'RE COVERED WITH A $10 CO-PAY.

OKAY, HOLD STILL. AND REMEMBER,

IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY SORT OF UNPLEASANTNESS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

- I WOULD HATE TO MISS IT. - HMM ? HMM ?

DO YOU MIND ? OH, EXCUSE ME.

WAIT !

OH, GOOD LORD, A RAT ! I HATE RATS !

THEN TODAY AIN'T YOUR LUCKY DAY, DOC.

OH ! NO !

DOC, READY FOR AN OPERATION ? A LITTLE EXPERIMENT.

FORWARD, PIGGY. FORWARD.

[ Groaning ]

#### [ Humming ]

DOCTOR. DOCTOR.

DOCTOR ? DOCTOR. OH, DOCTOR. DOCTOR.

JUST A COUPLE OF DOCTORS. DOCTORS IN THE HALLWAY.

WHEW ! THAT WAS CLOSE.

[ Gonzo Groaning ] TO THE RIGHT, FOZZIE.

FORWARD, PIGGY.

TOO FAST ! THE DOOR, THE DOOR ! STOP !

-[ Yelling ] NO ! NO ! - WHAT IN THE WORLD ?

THIS IS BIG, GENERAL.

I THINK WE SHOULD NOTIFY THE PRESIDENT.

I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT. AS ALWAYS, SIR.

NO, DON'T TICKLE ME !

WHAT DO WE DO ?

WILL YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE ? MMM ! HMPH !

[ Dr. Van Neuter Laughing ] NO, NO, NO !

I CAN'T BREATHE !

HEY, GUYS ! QUICK ! GET ME OUT OF HERE.

TODAY, SIR,

WE MUST THINK WITH A BIG MIND.

BEHOLD.

IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE.

RELEASE ME.

OOH.

THIS LOOKS WORSE THAN IT IS, GENERAL. OBVIOUSLY...

GET OFF OF ME, YOU VERMIN !

THE ALIEN IS LOOSE IN THE BUILDING.

- BUT NOT TO WORRY, BECAUSE-- - DON'T BOTHER.

YOU'RE TERMINATED. UH--

WHEN YOU SAY "TERMINATED"--

YOU NEED HELP, SINGER !

FIND SOME !

MM-MMM.

HOW'D THAT GO FOR YA ? OKAY ?

[ Elevator Bell Rings ] SORRY I GOT YOU INTO THIS MESS.

THANKS FOR COMING TO SAVE ME.

THANK US WHEN WE'RE SAFELY OUT OF HERE. ALL RIGHT, QUIETLY.

RIGHT. SHH.

[ Female Guard ] STOP ! COME BACK HERE ! [ Excited Chattering ]

HELP ! HELP ME !

PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME !

YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME. I NEED YOU.

[ Together ] OOOH !

YAH ! I GO NOW.

FINE. GO ON, GO. YOU'RE ALL ALIKE. HMM ?

ANIMALS. [ Sobbing ]

AHH.

CALL ME.

[ Kermit ] PSST. ANIMAL.

COME HERE. YEAH ? YEAH ?

WAY TO GO, ROMEO. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. YEAH, LET'S GO.

I'M GONNA KILL SOMEBODY. WHOA. NOW, NOW.

REMEMBER, CALM BLUE OCEAN. YOU LET IT GO.

BABY STEPS, REMEMBER ? BABY-- FIND THE ALIEN !

NOW ! Y-YES, SIR.

[ Shouting ]

TRY THAT DOOR. IT WON'T BUDGE.

FORGET THAT DOOR ! COME ON !

[ All Gasp ] THIS WAY.

QUICK, THE DOOR IN THE JAR. IT'S RIGHT HERE.

- YEAH, YEAH. - UM, "OPEN JAR AWAY FROM FACE."

WILL YOU PLEASE JUST OPEN THE JAR ? HURRY, THROW IT !

GEE, THAT'S DISAPPOINTING.

PERFECT. SOMEBODY KNOCK AND SEE IF BARBIE'S HOME.

WORKS FOR ME. ADIOS.

WHAT ?

OH, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT LITTLE SHRIMP LEFT US BEHIND.

I AM NOT A SHRIMP !

I AM A KING PRAWN ! LET'S GO. COME ON.

HURRY, HURRY ! COME ON, GUYS, HURRY ! WE HAVE TO GO ! AAAH !

KEEP GOING, EVERYBODY. DON'T LOOK BACK. RUN ! RUN !

[ Guard ] YOU'RE NEW, EH ? DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME ?

BYE-BYE.

[ Animal ] BYE-BYE, NICE MAN. [ Laughs ]

[ Siren Wailing ] WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN' ON ?

WE DID IT ! [ Kermit ] SEE THAT, GUYS ?

WHEN WE PULL TOGETHER, WE CAN DO ANYTHING. YOU BET WE CAN.

NOW WE CAN MEET MY ALIEN BROTHERS AT CAPE DOOM.

UM, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ALIENS ARE LANDING THERE, GONZO ?

OH. A SANDWICH TOLD ME.

- OH, NO. -[ Rizzo ] I'D GIVE IT A REST, BUDDY.

DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU GUYS STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME ? WELL--

ALL RIGHT, FINE. STOP THE BUS. I'LL GET THERE BY MYSELF.

NO, WAIT, GONZO. LOOK.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WE BELIEVE.

I MEAN, IF YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU NEED TO GO AND MEET YOUR ALIEN BROTHERS,

THEN I SAY, WELL--

I SAY WE'RE GOIN' TO THE BEACH. RIGHT, GUYS ?

- TO THE BEACH, OKAY. - TO THE BEACH.

GREAT ! THANKS, GUYS. BEACH BALL !

GET THE CREW DOWN TO CAPE DOOM ON THE DOUBLE.

THIS IS MY EXCLUSIVE, SO DON'T TELL ANYONE !

OKAY, I'VE GOT IT. PACK IT UP, GUYS.

THE SPACE SHIP IS LANDING AT CAPE DOOM.

[ Excited Chattering ]

[ Singer ] WHERE IS HE ?

WELL, I DIDN'T OVERHEAR ANYTHING. I--

DID I ASK YOU IF YOU OVERHEARD ANYTHING ?

NO, SIR. BECAUSE IF YOU DID OVERHEAR ANYTHING,

I'M SURE YOU WOULD TELL ME. Y-YES, SIR.

OR DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU...

OF MR. JUMBO'S CIRCUS TOWN AND WILD ANIMAL REVUE ?

WHERE IS HE GOING ?

OH, LOOK.

SUNDAY'S HALF PRICE AT THE PETTING ZOO.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY !

THEY'RE GOIN' TO CAPE DOOM. GOOD. GOOD.

GET ME THE SUBATOMIC NEUTRO-DESTABLIZER.

HMM ?

THE SUBATOMIC NEUTRO-- OH, THE REALLY BIG GUN.

THE REALLY BIG GUN. YES, SIR.

THE REALLY BIG GUN.

[ Laughing, Grunts ]

REALLY BIG GUN ! CLIP.

CLIP.

WOW.

LET'S HEAD FOR MY CAR. OH, PROBLEM THERE, SIR.

UH, REMEMBER THOSE PARKING TICKETS YOU ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE OF FOR YOU ?

AND I SAID THAT-- OH, JUST SAY IT.

CAR'S IMPOUNDED.

OOH ! WE CAN TAKE MY COMPANY CAR.

FINE. GREAT.

[ Rentro ] ## SIXTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL ##

## SIXTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ## [ Singer ] EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME !

CAN THIS THING GO ANY FASTER ? I'M DOIN' 30.

YOU WANNA SLOW DOWN THERE, BUDDY ?

LOTTA TRAFFIC TONIGHT. SAFETY FIRST.

[ Crowd Cheering ]

[ Chanting ] GONZO ! GONZO ! GONZO ! GONZO !

WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE CRAZY PEOPLE ? [ Chuckles ]

CAN I HELP IT IFMOI HAS SUCH DEVOTED FANS ?

[ Chuckles ] AH.

- [ Chanting Continues ] - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY BACK OFF !

MAKE WAY FOR THE ALIEN. LET HIS ROYAL WEIRDNESS THROUGH.

[ Pepe ] EVERYBODY BE COOL. STAY BACK. BE COOL, OKAY.

GONZO ! GONZO ! GONZO ! GONZO !

GET YOUR GONZO T-SHIRTS RIGHT HERE. TEN BUCKS.

[ Bunsen Laughing ] OOH.

GOOD-BYE, RAINBOW. AND STAY GROOVY.

[ Chanting ]

HMM. GOT COLD.

YEAH, SURE DID.

[ Miss Piggy ] MIDNIGHT.

THE LONE ALIEN STANDS BEFORE A NAKED SKY.

THE MOOD IS TENSE. MY HAIR LOOKS GREAT.

WHAT ? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ! OH, SHELLEY. BONJOUR.

YOU BACKSTABBING, UNDERHANDED LITTLE COFFEE PIG !

WHAT ? THIS IS MY SHOW !

MY STORY ! MY MICROPHONES.

THIS IS SHELLEY SNIPES REPORTING. PLEASE IGNORE THE LITTLE SOW.

DISREGARD THIS WOMAN.

[ Screams ] HAI-YA !

[ Shouting ]

WHAT AM I DOING ? UM--

YOU ARE ABOUT TO GIVE ME YOUR JOB AND GET EVERYONE HERE A CUP OF COFFEE.

OH, YES. OF COURSE.

RIGHT AWAY. OHH.

I LOVE THIS STUFF !

HOW YA DOIN' ? EXCUSE ME, BUDDY.

AND A HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO YA, AS WELL. OOH ! OOH !

[ Yelling ] RIZ, TAKE IT EASY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT ? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WE LET HIM SLIDE, AND HE GAVE US A RIDE.

YEAH, YEAH. I LOVE ALL MY NEW RAT FRIENDS NOW.

WHO WANTS THIS NEXT MARSHMALLOW ? YOU BELIEVE THAT ?

LOOK AT THAT. FELLAS, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

[ Together ] HEY, BUDDY !

TOO BAD DAWSON ISN'T HERE FOR THIS. TELL ME ABOUT IT.

THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF ONE OF HIS SCI-FI MOVIES.

BUT THIS IS A MUPPET MOVIE. IT'S MUCH MORE REALISTIC...

AND ROMANTIC, OKAY.

RIGHT.

WHAT'S YOUR DEAL ? YOU SOME SORT OF ALIEN ?

NO, BABY. ME AND GONZO ARE VERY TIGHT.

IN FACT, WE GONNA BE CHILLIN' IN OUR HOT TUB LATER ON.

PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO PARTAKE IN THE "PARTAY."

GEEKS.

ALL RIGHT, DON'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY. WE'LL BE HERE.

OH, SHE'LL BE BACK.

1:00 A.M.

THE ALIEN IS STILL STANDING OVER THERE.

MY HAIR STILL LOOKS GREAT.

AND ONE CAN ONLY WONDER...

WHAT GONZO'S FEELING RIGHT NOW.

THEY'RE NOT COMIN'.

WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE JUST RUNNING LATE.

IT'S A NO-SHOW. IT'S A NO-SHOW. WHAT ?

WAIT A SECOND. I BELIEVED YOU, MAN.

YEAH. I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT DANCING,

AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR FINALS BECAUSE OF YOU.

I'M COLD. COME ON. LET'S GO.

UH-- UH--

WHAT A BUST.

I'M OUTTA HERE.

[ Gasps ] LOOK !

[ Gasps ]

BOY, THEY'RE REALLY TINY.

BUT TINY IS NOT A BAD THING, RIGHT ?

UH, NO. YEAH, YEAH. TINY'S GOOD. WAIT A MINUTE.

ARE YOU TELLING ME WE CAME HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR A STUPID EGG ?

SHH. IT COULD BE FULL OF CHOCOLATE.

[ Crowd ] OOH !

SHOOT IT ! SHOOT IT !

HOKEY-POKEY ! PLEASE, BIG BOSS. I NEVER DISOBEYED MY MOTHER.

AND I NEVER CARRIED THE PLAGUE. NOT EVEN ONCE ! OHH !

ARE YOU OKAY, GONZO ? GREAT. NEVER FELT BETTER.

LET THE ONE WHO IS CALLED GONZO...

STEP FORWARD.

THAT'S ME !

I-I MEAN, I'M GONZO.

STEP A LITTLE CLOSER.

COME A LITTLE FURTHER FORWARD.

COULD YOU LEAN INTO THE LIGHT ? THERE YOU GO.

LEAN IN. A LITTLE FURTHER.

A LITTLE FURTHER. YEAH.

THAT'S HIM !

[ Spaceship Door Closes ]

[ Ubergonzo ] GONZO !

MANY ZOTONS AGO YOU WERE LOST TO US.

WE'VE COME A LONG WAY LOOKING FOR YOU, LITTLE BROTHER.

[ Gasps ]

[ Ubergonzo ] WE KNOW OF BUT ONE WAY TO EXPRESS OUR HAPPINESS...

AT HAVING FOUND YOU.

#### [ Rock ]

####

## WHOO-HOO ##

HA, HA, HA !

## NOW THERE'S A PARTY GOIN' ON RIGHT HERE ##

## RIGHT HERE ## ## A CELEBRATION ##

THAT'S MY FAMILY ! THAT'S MY FAMILY !

## SO BRING YOUR GOOD TIMES AND YOUR LAUGHTER TOO ##

- ## WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE YOUR PARTY WITH YOU ## - LOOK AT 'EM !

## CELEBRATION ##

## LET'S ALL CELEBRATE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME ## COME ON.

## CELEBRATION ##

## WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME ##

## IT'S TIME TO COME TOGETHER ##

## IT'S UP TO YOU WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE ##

## EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD COME ON ##

## CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON ##

## IT'S A CELEBRATION ##

HA, HA, HA !

## WHOO-HOO ##

## IT'S A CELEBRATION ##

YEAH ! HA, HA !

## CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON ##

COME ON, GONZO. WANNA SEE YOU UP HERE ON THE STAGE !

ME ? YEAH, YOU BOY. HA, HA, HA !

## BAH, BAH, BAH BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH ## ## WHOO-HOO ##

LOOK AT HIM GO, GUYS, LOOK AT HIM UP THERE.

## CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON ####

[ Cheering, Applause ]

[ Alien Singer ] YEAH, IT'S THE GREAT GONZO !

THIS WAY.

GONZO, IT IS TIME TO TAKE...

YOUR RIGHTEOUS PLACE AMONGST YOUR BROTHERS.

- OH, THANKS-- - HERE YOU GO.

[ Ubergonzo ] BY SURVIVING AND THRIVING ALONE ON THIS ALIEN PLANET...

YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF AUDACIOUS, COURAGEOUS AND DISTINCTLY ONE OF A KIND.

#### [ Drumroll ] WE WELCOME YOU BACK WITH OUR MOST CEREMONIOUS...

OF CEREMONIES. [ Gonzo ] WHAT'S THAT ?

WE GONNA BLOW YOU UP, BABY.

[ Male Singer ] ## IT'S YOUR THING DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ##

## I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO TO SOCK IT TO ## YES ! HA, HA, HA !

## IT'S YOUR THING ## [ Together ] AHH !

HA, HA, HA ! ARRIBA. ## DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ##

[ Laughing ] I LOVE THESE PEOPLE !

COMIN' DOWN.

COWABUNGA !

[ Yelling, Laughing ]

OH, NO !

UH-OH.

WHERE'S HE GONE ?

TA-DA !

[ Cheering ] HEY, BUDDY !

HE'S OKAY. HE'S ALL RIGHT.

NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL "THE GREAT GONZO."

[ Cheering Continues ]

HA, HA ! YEAH !

MY HERO ! [ Gonzo ] YES ! YES !

YEAH ! YEAH ! [ Singer ] HOLD IT !

- HOLD IT. - WHA--

GET OUTTA THE WAY, YOU FREAK.

VERY, VERY MOVING, MY LITTLE ALIEN FRIEND.

BUT I'M AFRAID YOUR TIMING IS OFF.

NOW, YOU'RE COMING BACK WITH ME...

IN MY C-CEMENT TRUCK.

[ Chuckling ]

WHAT'S SO FUNNY ?

[ Laughing ]

DON'T LAUGH AT ME.

DON'T LAUGH-- ALL RIGHT.

- I'LL SHOW YOU LAUGHTER. - NO.

[ Computer Voice ] PLEASE LOAD WEAPON. PLEASE LOAD WEAPON.

PLEASE LOAD WEAPON.

AH, COME ON.

COME ON ! [ Laughing ]

AAH !

OOH ! OOH !

THIS CERTAINLY IS GOOD.

THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. [ Clears Throat ]

NOT AS CLOSE AS YOU THINK, MY FRIEND.

"PLEASE LOAD WEAPON." AHH.

[ Sobbing ]

WE ARE HONORED TO MEET YOU. A MOST EXTRAORDINARY PERFORMANCE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?

GONZO OF EARTH, WHO IS THIS MOST ENTERTAINING FRIEND OF YOURS ?

THAT'S ED. HI, ED. HELLO, ED.

THE CAPE. THE CAPE ! THE CAPE FOR ED.

ED, BECAUSE OF YOUR COMIC INSTINCTS,

WE HAVE CHOSEN YOU AS AMBASSADOR TO OUR PLANET.

GET DOWN.

YOU MEAN YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH YOU ?

TO...

BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.

IT WOULD BE OUR GREAT PRIVILEGE, ED.

UH, MAY I CALL YOU...

ZONGO ? [ Mumbling ] ZONGO.

TO TRAVEL THE STARS LIKE A MODERN-DAY MAGELLAN.

TO BE UP THERE WITH JOHN GLENN, NEIL ARMSTRONG. YEAH, OKAY.

YOU BETTER GET GOIN'. THEY'RE WAITIN' FOR YA. RUN ALONG NOW.

THIS WAY, ZONGO.

ZONGO. ZONGO.

BABY STEPS, SIR.

HA, HA. BABY STEPS.

TIME TO BEAT FEET. COME ALONG, LITTLE BROTHER.

AH ! OH, BOY.

THIS IS HAPPENING SO FAST.

GEE. WELL, GUYS, YOU KNOW,

I'M GONNA MISS YOU, AND I'LL BE THINKING ABOUT YOU.

RIZZO, BUDDY-- NO, NO, NOT ME.

I DO NOT DO GOOD-BYES. WELL, I JUST WANNA TELL YA--

I JUST WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I-- I CAN ALWAYS GET ANOTHER ROOMMATE.

AH, BUDDY. [ Sniffling ]

TAKE CARE. YOU TOO.

AND KERMIT, YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND ANY ALIEN COULD ASK FOR.

WELL, W-WE LOVE YOU, GONZO.

SO, YOU'LL WRITE ?

OH, YEAH, SURE. I'LL WRITE.

THERE'S PROBABLY A MAIL BOX EVERY COUPLE OF LIGHT-YEARS.

[ Chuckles ] YEAH. HEY,ADIOS,MR. SPACEMAN, OKAY.

HEY, MAN, YOU KEEP SAYIN' GOOD-BYE, AND YOU'LL NEVER GET HOME.

OH, YEAH. HOME.

HOME.

TIME TO GO HOME.

AH. AHH.

[ Crying ]

THE STARS BECKON.

SHALL WE GO HOME ?

I DON'T THINK SO.

GONZO ?

THANK YOU FOR GOING TO SO MUCH TROUBLE TO FIND ME.

BUT I CAN'T GO.

I LOVE THESE GUYS.

MY LIFE IS HERE.

THIS IS MY HOME.

IFTHATIS YOUR DECISION,

THENWESHALL ABIDE BY IT.

WE WILL MISS YOU.

SO, GOOD LUCK, GONZO.

YES. PEOPLE OF EARTH ! LATER.

- YES ! - [ All Chattering ]

OH, BOY. GOOD-BYE !

HA-HA ! YOU'RE BACK ! YOU'RE BACK !

PEOPLE OF EARTH,

THIS IS ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,

AND ONE GIANT STEP FOR--

WELL, FORGET IT.

[ Gonzo ] WHAT A GREAT DAY. MM-HMM.

THAT WAS PROBABLY THE BEST DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFE.

THERE'S JUST ONE THING I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT'S THAT, GONZO ?

WHY DID THEY ASK ME TO BUILD A JACUZZI ?

[ Chuckling ]

####

## WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR ##

## YOUR DREAMS WILL TAKE YOU VERY FAR ##

## WHEN YOU WISH UPON A DREAM ##

## LIFE AIN'T ALWAYS WHAT IT SEEMS, OH YEAH ##

## WHAT DO YOU SEE ON NIGHTS OF CLEAR ##

## IN THE SKY SO VERY DEAR ##

## YOU'RE A SHININ' STAR ##

## NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE ##

## SHINING BRIGHT TO SEE ##

## WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE YOU CAN TRULY BE ##

## SHINING STAR COMES INTO VIEW ##

## TO SHINE ITS WATCHFUL LIGHT ON YOU ##

## GIVE YOU STRENGTH TO CARRY ON, YEAH ##

## MAKE YOUR BODY BIG AND STRONG, OH YEAH ##

## BORN A MAN-CHILD OF THE SUN ##

## SAW MY WORK HAD JUST BEGUN ##

## FOUND I HAD TO STAND ALONE, YEAH ##

## WELL, BLESS IT NOW I'VE GOT MY OWN, OH YEAH ##

## SO WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF IN NEED ##

## WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO THESE WORDS OF HEED ##

## BE A GIANT GRAIN OF SAND ##

## WORDS OF WISDOM "YES, I CAN" ##

## YOU'RE A SHININ' STAR NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE ##

## SHININ' BRIGHT TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE ##

## YOU'RE A SHININ' STAR NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE ##

## SHININ' BRIGHT TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE ##

## YOU'RE A SHININ' STAR NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE ##

## SHININ' BRIGHT TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE ##

## SHININ' STAR FOR YOU TO SEE WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE ##

## SHININ' STAR FOR YOU TO SEE WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE ####

[ Pepe ] GOOD MORNING TO YOU, GEORGE, OKAY.

TOO FUNKY.

## I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP ##

## OOH, I JUST CAN'T FIND THE BEAT ##

## YOU NEED A FLASHLIGHT ##

## SPACE FLIGHT OOH ##

## SPACE FLIGHT ##

## OOH ##

## SPACE FLIGHT ## ## SPACE FLIGHT ##

FUNKY.

## DA-DA-DA-DEE DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ##

## OH, IT'S NO USE ##

## SPACE FLIGHT ## ## OH, SPACE FLIGHT ##

## NEON LIGHTS ## ## OH, STARLIGHT ##

## I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP ## [ Pepe ] IT'S WAY TOO EARLY, GEORGE.

## JUST CAN'T FIND THE BEAT ##

## OOH ##

## PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER ## [ Pepe ] OKAY.

I GOT SIX OF THEM.

## HELP ME FIND THE FUNK ##

## YOU NEED THE FUNK ## ## I NEED THE FUNK ##

## HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK ## THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

## MOST OF ALL HE NEED THE FUNK ## I NEED THE FUNK.

## HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK ## PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME, OKAY.

## HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK MOST OF ALL HE NEED THE FUNK ##

## HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK MOST OF ALL HE NEED THE FUNKY ## ## HELP ME, HELP ME ##

## HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK ##

## DA-DA-DA-DEE DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ##

## FLASHLIGHT ## ## SPACE FLIGHT ##

I'M GOING TO FLY. ## SPACE FLIGHT ##

## NEON LIGHT ## ## NEON LIGHT ##

## STREET LIGHT ## ## STREET LIGHT ##

THE STREET LIGHT !

## EVERYBODY'S GOT A LITTLE LIGH UNDER THE SUN ##

## UNDER THE SUN UNDER THE SUN ##

## YEAH ##

## EVERYBODY'S GOT A LITTLE LIGH UNDER THE SUN ##

## UNDER THE SUN UNDER THE SUN ## ## MOST OF ALL HE NEED THE FUNK ##

## HELP HIM DANCE THE FUNK ## GET OUT OF HERE, GEORGE.

## SPACE FLIGHT ## ## SPACE FLIGHT ##

## NEON LIGHT ## ## NEON LIGHT ##

I LIKE THIS NEON LIGHT.

## RED LIGHT ## ## RED LIGHT ##

## OOH, STOP LIGHT ## ## STOP LIGHT ##

I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS. ## OOH, OH LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP ##

IT'S WAY TOO EARLY, GEORGE.

## I JUST CAN'T FIND THE BEAT ##

## SPACE FLIGHT ##

## RED LIGHT ## ## RED LIGHT ##

## NEON LIGHT ## ## NEON LIGHT ##

## STOP LIGHT ## ## STOP LIGHT ##

## EVERYBODY'S GOT A LITTLE LIGH UNDER THE SUN ##

## UNDER THE SUN UNDER THE SUN ##

## OOH ##

## NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP #### IT'S A GOOD IDEA. ME TOO.

[ Pepe Snoring ]

BUENAS NOCHES.