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‐ Previously on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

‐ I wanna take all of us on a trip

in Rome, Italy.

[all screaming] ‐ Yeah!

‐ Let this ‐‐‐‐ing go. It's ridiculous.

‐ You're no longer comfortable

bringing your kids in our presence?

‐ You are a sh‐‐ ‐‐‐‐ing stirrer.

I'm done. Stand up.

We're leaving. Get up. ‐ Denise, this is nothing.

‐ As long as you feel good about yourselves...

‐ No, I'm done. I'm done. ‐ All of you, great.

‐ You talk down to us and asked us

if we were okay with ourselves

and how do we feel‐‐ ‐ Are you?

‐ Actually, yes, I am. ‐ Okay, then great.

Then you've solved that problem.

‐ When Aaron gets involved, it becomes something else.

‐ I'll get to that in a second. ‐ Mm‐hmm.

Any time we try to discuss it,

you're like, "Hey, I don't want to talk about it.

I wanna shut it down." ‐ No, that's not true.

‐ Denise has these feelings, but she doesn't want to say it.

‐ I just think you guys need to be careful with her

because what you see is not what you get.

‐ Also we're going on a ‐‐‐‐ing trip with her.

[dramatic sting]

‐ I know, me too.

‐ [laughs] Probably.

‐ Probably for the best.

[upbeat music]

‐ Around here,

there's more than just dresses in everyone's closet.

‐ The secret to life?

Dance like everyone is watching.

‐ I won't settle for anything less

than everything.

‐ Life is an audition,

and, honey, I am getting that part.

‐ You never know what to expect

when I'm expecting.

‐ Break a leg?

Not in these heels, honey.

‐ My life may not be a fairy tale,

but I'll always get a happy ending.

♪ ♪

[birds squawking]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

‐ What? ‐ Yeah.

‐ She doesn't like you at all.

She said you're obnoxious because you've lived under

your dad's shadow your whole life.

‐ Denise can't stand you? ‐ Can't stand me.

‐ She's like, "Erika's a cold‐hearted bitch."

‐ Why would she say that?

‐ They're close.

Brandi goes to visit Denise on set,

and then things happen between...

‐ And then... ‐ What?

‐ We hooked up and then‐‐ ‐ Who's "we"?

‐ Denise and I.

‐ [chuckling]

Are you saying that Denise and Brandi, like, had sex?

‐ [mimics explosion sound]

‐ What are we gonna do while we're here?

What are you up to? What do you feel like?

‐ Well, definitely have to do shopping.

‐ Yes, we need to shop around here.

There's some things here that we can only get here.

‐ Yes, we have to go shopping. ‐ We need to do that.

‐ Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

So‐‐okay, so, just‐‐you gotta help me paint this pictures,

'cause I cannot figure this out.

‐ So Kyle and I were at their house.

‐ Hi. ‐ Hi.

‐ How are you? ‐ Hi.

‐ Kim came by to drop off clothes to Kyle,

so then Brandi came in.

‐ Hi.

‐ And a lot of things were said.

‐ She'll say to me, like, "I just want you to know, like,

"my private life's, like, super private.

I would never tell your secrets."

That just to me was, like, a threat.

‐ I don't even know Brandi that well.

I met her, like, a month ago on my podcast.

She does seem like somebody who just says it like it is.

‐ Oh, yeah.

Listen, I have very conflicted feelings about this

because I know they're friends,

but Denise knows well how I feel about Brandi.

You need to be shut down.

‐ You've had the same hairdo for 20 years.

‐ When it comes to Brandi,

how do you know what's true, what's not true,

what, like...I don't know where to put this.

Okay, hold on a second.

‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah, that's how we were.

[upbeat music]

‐ Pretty. I know.

‐ This is so much information for me to process, I can't‐‐

‐ But, Rinna, let me ask you a question.

If you were given this information by Brandi

and you know it's out there, what would you do?

‐ (BLEEP). Well‐‐

‐ It's your trip and it's your friend, so‐‐

‐ [laughing] ‐ Yeah, great.

‐ Ooh, pretty.

‐ This is it. ‐ Oh.

‐ You sleep on it tonight. It was real fun sleeping.

‐ Yeah, thanks a lot. Oh, it's so pretty!

Hello! Isn't this beautiful?

‐ This is so exciting.

We are so happy to be here.

‐ Oh, that's‐‐yeah.

‐ That's what I'm hoping. ‐ Okay.

‐ Wow. ‐ Hello.

Welcome to Meliá. How are you? ‐ Oh.

‐ Welcome to Gran Meliá.

‐ Thank you so much. ‐ Thank you.

‐ How are you today? ‐ Good, thank you.

‐ How cool is Lisa Rinna to organize a trip

to one of my favorite cities in the whole world, Rome?

‐ What is it? ‐ Red fruits and pineapple.

‐ Buonasera. ‐ It's nice.

‐ The last moment that I get to be with these women

before I get shipped off to Broadway.

‐ Okay, ladies, so I guess we'll have

a little bite to eat,

a little bath, and I'll see you guys later!

‐ Thank you, Rinna!

‐ No, this is my first time.

‐ I don't imagine. I have no idea.

‐ It's a beautiful room. ‐ Oh, yay!

‐ Oh, is that your room? ‐ Oh, you're right next to me!

Good! Come, come!

‐ Please, come on in.

‐ Oh, wow. Oh, my goodness.

Wow. ‐ [gasps]

‐ Oh, look at this!

I've never had an angel above my bed.

I think it's very good luck.

‐ Well, I think it's really good luck.

‐ I love it.

‐ Rinna's room is beautiful.

‐ The terrace. ‐ Oh, my God!

It's, like, gorgeous and spacious.

Wait, is that the Vatican? ‐ Yep.

‐ We are so close to the Vatican!

‐ How exciting. ‐ This is cool, Lisa.

‐ I know.

‐ Shouldn't I have the biggest and best suite?

I mean, this trip is in my honor.

Look at you, moving on up.

‐ [laughs]

‐ And welcome to your room in Rome.

‐ Oh, this is pretty.

‐ Oh, this is nice!

‐ Well, this is going to be fun.

To maneuver all of these bags.

Italy is the place to dress up.

Oh, boy.

So I wanted to bring a few options.

[clatters loudly]

Definitely have enough shoes and handbags.

But...I went too far.

Interesting.

‐ [groans]

My stomach's in knots about the Brandi thing,

but I don't know if it's true or not true.

If I tell Denise, how would I even approach it?

"Oh, guess what I heard?"

[exhales]

It's a no‐win situation.

[phone trilling]

‐ Hi. ‐ What are you gonna wear?

I'm just getting ready now. I don't know what to wear.

‐ That sounds very chill.

‐ Somewhat casual?

‐ Okay, I'll see you downstairs at 6:30.

‐ Okay, bye.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

‐ Tomorrow night I'm gonna get dolled up.

Last year, Kyle didn't want any of us to bring glam

on our trip, but, thank goodness,

this year there are no restrictions.

I love the pearl theme with the Chanel look.

‐ Yeah. ‐ You think Chanel,

and you think pearls. ‐ For sure.

‐ How does it look? OMG.

‐ [laughing] ‐ Oh, my God.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

[elevator door dings]

‐ Look at us.

‐ Okay, ladies, let's wait for everybody else.

‐ Did you get any rest? ‐ No.

‐ Hello. ‐ How's it going?

‐ You look great. Wow.

‐ This is casual?

‐ Call me Coco, guys. ‐ [guffaws]

‐ Call me Coco.

‐ This is what we call "Chanel mall cop casual."

‐ It's a real look.

[both guffaw]

‐ I love it. ‐ Are you gonna be cold?

‐ She doesn't care. ‐ Oh, my God, I'm freezing!

‐ Hey, Sutton. It's Garcelle and Denise.

‐ Hi, how are you?

‐ I'm good. What happened?

‐ Oh, good. ‐ Oh, great.

‐ So we'll see you tomorrow. ‐ What time?

‐ Which is what I thought you were doing

while you weren't on the plane.

‐ And we would have joined you. [laughs]

[dynamic music]

‐ Jesus.

‐ The reason I told Rinna was, like,

I'm not in a position where I need to be, like,

giving Denise any kinds of heads‐up about anything

but you are her friend. Here's the information.

Do with it what you want.

I wish there was a way to just make

that entire conversation that happened just go away.

But it's like I know I'm gonna have to address the situation

at some point.

‐ Well, she got some explaining to do.

[laughs] ‐ Yeah.

‐ Coming up... [phone ringing]

‐ Hello, Denise.

‐ Hello, Lisa. ‐ Hi, Lisa.

‐ Hi, Garcelle. ‐ Welcome to Rome.

[upbeat music]

‐ It hasn't really sunk in

that we are in Rome. ‐ No, it hasn't.

‐ There's been so much time since I've been here last.

I have all of these memories like it was yesterday.

I spent most of my 20s in Italy.

This is where fashion girls like me

can live their best lives.

Look, look, the Colosseum!

‐ It's just hard not to keep looking where we are!

‐ I know! ‐ Even in the dark!

‐ So fun.

[upbeat guitar music]

‐ Oh, you guys. ‐ Wow.

‐ Wow. ‐ Really impressive.

‐ It's just mind blowing.

‐ Everybody in there? [camera shutter clicks]

Cute.

‐ I can't squat anymore. ‐ Right, let's go.

So Sutton just texted. She's on her way.

‐ Oh, good.

‐ Garcelle and Denise should be arriving tonight.

‐ Their flight was slightly delayed.

‐ Almost there. Couple more, ladies.

‐ Look how pretty that looks.

‐ Wow. ‐ Guys, look at that.

‐ Where are we going?

‐ Is that where we're going, with the lights?

'Cause that looks cozy.

‐ Yep, this is it.

‐ Aroma. ‐ Let's do it, girls.

‐ Nice. ‐ Come on in.

‐ This is cool.

Oh, wow.

This is magical.

‐ Hello. ‐ Hello, welcome.

[both speaking Italian]

‐ Oh, this is nice. ‐ Nice.

Nice, nice, nice. ‐ How cute and cozy!

Oh! ‐ Oh, yes.

‐ Should we get a cocktail? ‐ Yeah.

‐ Please! ‐ Oh, hi.

‐ Hi. ‐ Hello.

Here's our cocktail list.

‐ Prego. ‐ Oh, they've got mocktails.

‐ Could I have the Court Margarita but no Moscow?

Just regular. ‐ Okay, no problem.

‐ Yeah, that'll be all. Thank you.

And no salt.

‐ Really? You have to order a margarita?

We're in Italy.

You can order a Prosecco con Perrier soda,

un gin tonic.

[speaking Italian]

‐ Club soda.

‐ [speaking Italian]

‐ No problem. Prego.

‐ Vodka club soda may not be the most Italian drink,

but at least I ordered it in Italian.

‐ Ooh, they have a drink called the Penicillin.

‐ I know, I saw that.

Can I have a Penicillin, light on the ginger juice?

‐ Can I actually get the ginger

but without alcohol? ‐ Fantastic.

‐ We're a very simple, easy group.

‐ Yeah, easy, easy.

‐ Why don't you double the vodka?

‐ We are coming with some food for you.

all: Thank you.

‐ It's our annual girls trip. ‐ This was a good idea.

‐ Well, we had to do it for Erika.

‐ Thank you. ‐ She's gonna be gone

working her ass off. ‐ Thank you.

‐ We need to figure out when we're all gonna go to the show.

‐ Opening night? Can we come opening night?

‐ Would you not come opening night?

‐ Ah!

‐ Don't come on opening night

because it's not gonna be

all nailed down. I mean, give me a minute.

Just give me a few times 'cause I want you guys to come

and have a good show.

The truth is, you rehearse for a month

and then they put you in.

So let me get the kinks out

and then you guys come to the show.

‐ Ladies, here we go.

We start with a selection of our small cheeseburgers.

[patriotic music]

‐ Did you do that 'cause we're Americans?

‐ No, it's okay. ‐ Yeah.

And we have a small Italian touch for you.

‐ What is it? ‐ Caprino.

It is a Italian cheese with the caviar.

‐ Yum, thank you.

‐ Vodka club soda.

We have ginger pineapple piña colada.

‐ Oh, thank you.

all: Cheers!

‐ Cheers, everybody.

[all speaking at once]

‐ Oh, my God. ‐ This is so strong.

‐ This is exquisite. ‐ Whoa, whoa.

I am not responsible for anything that comes out

of my mouth after this point.

[all laughing]

‐ This is so strong, you guys. [phone ringing]

Hello, Denise! ‐ Hello, Lisa.

‐ Hi, Lisa. ‐ Hi, Garcelle.

You're with‐‐everybody's here.

We're at a restaurant at the Colosseum.

‐ It's so beautiful.

‐ Yes, we're just gonna have a quick drink

and then probably go back and go to sleep

'cause we're all so tired. ‐ Welcome to Rome!

‐ All right, get a good night's sleep!

Good‐bye! ‐ You too.

‐ They made it.

‐ Okay, I think we should do

one of our, like,

go around the table, ask questions nights.

‐ Oh, boy! ‐ I'm feeling it.

‐ Okay!

‐ Should we play a game?

First impression, not what you think.

‐ I thought that, Teddi,

maybe you were gonna be a little boring.

‐ [laughs] Okay.

‐ We should do a fun topic.

[all laughing]

‐ Something where we can learn about each other.

‐ No pressure.

‐ What is the most trouble you got in as a teenager?

both: Oh, my God. [all laughing]

‐ Oh, God, mine's embarrassing.

‐ Mine was really bad.

‐ When my mom found out

that I had had sex for the first time,

she called a family meeting. ‐ No!

‐ That's ‐‐‐‐ing‐‐ ‐ No!

‐ Girl, that is so embarrassing.

‐ That is so wrong.

‐ I had to sit in my mom's room...

‐ No, I'm nervous for you right now.

‐ Like this in a chair. ‐ This is like

the ‐‐‐‐ing Inquisition. I'm sorry.

‐ I mean, honestly, it traumatized me.

‐ What? ‐ Oh, my God.

How old were you, Kyle?

‐ Um, that I'm not talking about.

[all laughing]

So, it was the most uncomfortable,

worst thing ever.

‐ I wanna know. ‐ And then my sister Kathy

leans over and goes, "How was it?"

[all laughing] And I was like, "(BLEEP) off!"

‐ How did everybody know it happened?

‐ 'Cause Kim went and told everybody.

‐ Kim told every‐‐ ‐ Kim‐‐Kim caught me.

‐ [gasps] ‐ Oh, sh‐‐.

‐ Oh, she's been having sh‐‐ on you for years.

[both scream]

‐ When Kim walked in on me,

my sister gets this, like, gleeful look in her eyes

and comes over and rips the blanket off

and has this sort of like‐‐ [chuckles menacingly]

"I'm gonna tell!"

She literally is horrible. ‐ Thank God,

I praise God I'm an only child.

‐ Me too! Me too! ‐ Thank you, Lord!

I am an only child.

I do not have these. No way.

‐ We're in Rome, bitches!

[all shouting]

‐ No!

[all shouting]

‐ Oh, girls!

‐ Oh, my God!

You guys... ‐ Welcome!

‐ Coming up...

‐ You know this is one of those things

they brought back from Egypt,

and that's why there's that Tut.

[all screaming]

‐ Oh, my God. ‐ Sh‐‐.

Holy sh‐‐. ‐ Are you okay?

[upbeat music]

‐ We're in Rome, bitches!

[all shouting]

Yeah! ‐ No!

‐ Yes!

‐ I never get surprised ever.

‐ We're like, "We're gonna go to the hotel."

What are you drinking, by the way?

That looks yum. ‐ Oh, my God.

We're having margaritas. ‐ We are having drinks!

‐ Well, I am. ‐ How you feeling?

‐ I feel good. ‐ You feel good?

‐ Yeah.

Kinda always thought I liked surprises until this moment.

‐ I'll take a Casamigo neat.

‐ Whatever that pink thing is. ‐ This is a margarita.

‐ Oh, perfect.

‐ Killing it with that jacket.

‐ Yeah, it's gorgeous. ‐ Why, thank you.

‐ Uh, yeah. I'm single.

Hello!

[all shouting] No, no, no.

Listen, there's no ring, there's no thing.

You know what I mean. ‐ Oh!

[all laughing]

‐ I need you guys.

Thanksgiving's coming up.

Mike, my ex‐husband, is always at Thanksgiving.

So now Michael, my new guy,

my chocolate Michael...

‐ Michael. Good to meet you. ‐ I'm Dorit.

It's so nice to meet you, Michael.

‐ This is Michael.

So Mike is coming for Thanksgiving

like he always does, right?

And I was thinking of inviting chocolate Michael.

‐ I would say no personally. Thanksgiving is loaded.

‐ People always go to jail on Thanksgiving for, like,

having meltdowns. ‐ What?

‐ I would like him to come,

but I don't want it to be mess‐‐

I don't want it to be messy. ‐ It's gonna be messy.

‐ So let me not do Thanksgiving then.

‐ You don't call him chocolate Michael to his face, do you?

‐ No, not to his face, no. ‐ Okay.

‐ When Rinna has sex,

I think she actually says, "Harry Hamlin."

‐ I don't. ‐ [screams]

‐ I can picture you being like, "Harry Hamlin!"

‐ Just for you, I'm gonna do it next time.

‐ Harry Hamlin, sexiest man alive.

Give it to me! Oh!

‐ Oh, that hurt!

[all laughing]

‐ Judgy wuzzy was a pregnant woman.

[all laughing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

‐ Oh.

[phone trilling]

‐ Hey. ‐ Hi.

I wanted to tell you what we're doing today

for, you know, wardrobe and such.

We're gonna go to the Spanish Steps

and then we're gonna shop.

‐ Doesn't it?

‐ We're gonna meet in the lobby at 11:00.

‐ Okay, I'll see you then. ‐ Perfect. Bye.

‐ Oh, sh‐‐, what do I wear?

[phone trilling]

‐ Buongiorno.

Breakfast? [laughs]

Si. Eggs?

Bacon?

Coffee, coffee, coffee. Grazie.

Grazie.

♪ ♪

[phone trilling]

‐ Hello. ‐ Hello.

‐ Trying to look presentable.

Were you working out?

‐ [groans] I hate you.

I ordered one croissant and they sent 12,

so I felt compelled to eat two of them.

‐ [laughing]

‐ Gonna go have fun. Whoo!

[upbeat music]

You wanna go here? ‐ Yes, yeah.

‐ You guys go in that car. ‐ All right, let's go.

‐ I couldn't find the correct adapter for my curling iron.

‐ Oh!

‐ You know what? Yeah. [all laughing]

Bitch, this hat is Chanel.

Someone always has something

to say about your fashion choice,

which is why you have to entertain yourself.

‐ You look like you just got out of surgery.

[all laughing]

‐ Hold on. Why can't you move?

‐ Well, I just don't want

to knock my hat. ‐ Oh.

‐ I've gotta watch the brim of my hat,

but it already tilted up a little bit.

♪ ♪

‐ This is so great.

I love these streets.

‐ I had fun last night.

‐ Wasn't that a good night?

‐ I really loved that conversation.

♪ ♪

‐ Okay.

‐ Grazie. ‐ [speaking Italian]

‐ Thank you so much. ‐ Isn't the sun so nice, guys?

‐ It feels so nice. ‐ Wow.

‐ Really pretty. ‐ This is amazing!

‐ We are in Rome. ‐ We are in Rome.

‐ We are in Rome, yes. ‐ I love it.

‐ These twin churches I have a little story about.

‐ What? ‐ Oh, tell.

‐ Go ahead. ‐ Okay, back in 1975,

when they filmed "The Exorcist"...

‐ Oh, my gosh. ‐ Oh, my God.

‐ They were very against having it

show here in Italy, obviously.

‐ Makes sense. ‐ Yeah.

‐ And so the day it premiered,

one of those churches was hit by lightning.

[all gasping] ‐ Oh, my God.

‐ Really? ‐ I believe in that stuff.

I really do. ‐ Oh, I do, too.

‐ The weirdest sh‐‐ happens to me,

and I was told that our house is built on a burial ground.

[thunder cracks]

My kids hear things, see things.

Eloise says there's bodies underneath her bed.

‐ Isn't that interesting? ‐ Crazy.

‐ Those spirits you crossed,

they want us out,

and I know people are gonna think I'm ‐‐‐‐ing cuckoo nuts

but there's some truth to that, okay?

[upbeat music]

‐ Look at this obelisk. ‐ It's a big deal.

‐ You know, this is one of those things

they brought back from Egypt.

They had to stick a cross on top of it.

‐ Really. ‐ Yeah, well, you know,

it was, like, pagan or whatever.

Oh, my God,

this is not the first time I've been to Italy

in this lifetime or any other. No.

‐ You have a very strong connection to Spain.

‐ Yes, I do. ‐ Yeah.

‐ I was once kidnapped as a boy.

I had a lifetime as a boy, and I lived

in the bottom of a ship.

‐ Wow.

‐ Listen, I've had many lives.

Not only was I a Spanish boy, but I bet you I was

some Roman citizen having a good time

with those gladiators, okay?

‐ Wow. ‐ Yay!

[ding]

Is it like the one that's in Paris?

‐ Almost, and that's why there's that Tut,

even though she's a person.

[all screaming]

‐ Oh, my God! ‐ Sh‐‐!

‐ I told you.

I ‐‐‐‐ing told you guys. ‐ Oh, my God.

‐ You didn't wanna listen to me.

I told you there's somebody in there.

‐ Holy sh‐‐. ‐ Are you okay?

‐ Did you see me?

‐ The thought of Teddi giving birth in the piazza

scared the sh‐‐ out of me.

That was so funny, right?

‐ Let's go shopping before I have another heart attack.

‐ Coming up...

‐ Who are you channeling tonight?

‐ I don't know, someone fierce though.

‐ We're going to a funeral. ‐ We won't say whose yet.

‐ I hope it's not mine! [laughter]

[upbeat music]

[phone trilling]

‐ Hello?

‐ Where am I going?

‐ Got it.

I cannot believe I'm in Rome.

‐ Praise Jesus to bureaucracy because I did get my passport

quickly so I could fly commercial.

If I had to charter a plane, we're talking about‐‐

I don't know‐‐ a dress or two.

It would have hurt.

‐ Sutton!

‐ It wouldn't have stopped me, but it would hurt.

‐ Welcome to Rome. ‐ Yay!

‐ How are you doing? ‐ Hello.

‐ Hello.

‐ Okay, let's go down the stairs, guys.

‐ This is so amazing!

‐ Ah, look at this. ‐ Wow.

‐ Oh, my goodness.

‐ You guys!

‐ Kyle, I know you're just looking at all the stores.

‐ I know. ‐ Wow, you guys.

‐ Yay! ‐ Yay!

‐ Whoo! ‐ We made it.

‐ Oh, look at all the shopping.

‐ The stores! ‐ Gucci.

‐ The stores. ‐ Prada.

‐ All of my friends are here!

[speaking Italian]

‐ Let's go to Fendi.

‐ Fendi. ‐ Fendi.

Buongiorno.

‐ Fendi. Roma.

I mean, this is the headquarters

of the legendary house of Fendi.

This is where it all started, and there's something

very special to that.

You can get things here that you can't get anywhere else.

‐ I am just in love with this little thing.

‐ I know, and that's cute. ‐ Really cute.

‐ I just want this to‐‐ have it be a little longer.

‐ Why? You have a cute ass.

Why would you wanna cover it up?

[energetic music]

‐ So you just do one of these?

‐ You can, like, do cross body or like‐‐

‐ Or like this. ‐ Absolutely.

‐ It's a great size.

‐ I don't wanna upset the Parisians or the New Yorkers

but in the world of shopping...

‐ [vocalizing]

‐ Italy's pretty good. It might be the best.

‐ This is fantastic. ‐ Isn't it cute?

Thank you so much. ‐ You're welcome.

‐ Ooh, it's so light!

‐ Oh, they're too big.

‐ [gasps]

How much is this?

‐ She said it's not important!

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

‐ Buy it, buy it, buy it.

‐ You don't need it. ‐ It's an investment.

‐ [laughs]

‐ They didn't have my size in any of the boots I like.

‐ Aww, bummers.

‐ I'm t‐‐I mean, I'm trying to kind of, like,

steer clear but not be a jerk.

‐ The what? The fur?

‐ Yeah.

‐ So it's, like, a thin line.

‐ I wanna see the kids clothes, too.

‐ I love it.

I got a patent hologram bomber.

‐ It's so good. ‐ That's a really good one.

‐ I'm getting the glittery bag. ‐ It's 1,200, and this is two.

Oh, I'm gonna be hiding some credit card bills from Harry

when I get back for sure.

‐ Kyle, your other bag. ‐ Thank you.

‐ Ciao. ‐ Ciao.

‐ Grazie. ‐ Ciao.

‐ Ciao. ‐ Arrivederci.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

‐ Here it is. ‐ Stunning.

Look at that. Gorgeous.

‐ And at night, it's pretty epic.

‐ This is‐‐this is stunning.

‐ You guys, we have to throw our coins in.

Okay, let's all line up.

‐ Come on, you ready? ‐ Line up.

‐ Erika, you lead! ‐ On three.

‐ One, two, three.

[all cheering]

‐ Kyle, can you take a picture of me?

‐ Backwards, right?

‐ Okay, slide over this way.

Everybody, okay, one, two, three.

‐ By the way, Kyle,

could you get this candid photo of me in front

of the Trevi Fountain?

[camera shutter clicking]

Serving motorcycle cop vibes.

[all laughing]

‐ Let's go.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[phone trilling]

‐ Hey. ‐ Hey, mama.

How are you? ‐ I'm good.

‐ Do you need the steamer? I got it from, uh, Erika.

‐ No, I don't need it right now.

‐ All right, well, I will see you down there.

‐ All right, honey, thank you.

‐ Bye. ‐ Bye.

‐ I'm loving the Rome go big, go home.

‐ Right? ‐ Yeah.

It's just so fun for me. [squeals] Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

‐ Okay.

As good as it's gonna get.

‐ It was a fun day.

We have‐‐I'm hoping‐‐ a relaxing dinner here

at the hotel tonight. ‐ Good luck.

‐ Yeah. [phone ringing]

‐ Hello. ‐ Hello.

So Valerie and I are in the car and...

‐ Whoo! New chomper!

Kim, I'm so excited for you. New boobs, new teeth, who dis?

[laughter]

Anyway, we're about to go to dinner with Lisa,

Erika, Dorit, Denise.

‐ She hasn't said, like, one word to Denise.

‐ She's like, "I can't even have a drink

to help me pretend and be like just whatever."

‐ She's so funny. ‐ She's like, "Forget it."

[phone ringing, beeps]

‐ Hello and thank you for calling.

You have reached the voicemail of Edwin Arroyave.

‐ I'm tired, I've been on my feet all day,

and knowing that I have to go to dinner tonight with Denise

when she has all these horrible feelings about all of us

isn't that appealing.

Oh, my God.

‐ And, Erika, who are you channeling tonight?

‐ I don't know. Someone fierce, though.

‐ What are you gonna serve tonight, what's your look?

‐ Yeah, what are you wearing? ‐ Oh, I'm serving some leopard

with Chanel. ‐ Oh, God.

‐ I mean, big, big surprise. ‐ With this hair, even better.

‐ Rome is a place to be expressive.

Let's have fun.

Let's embrace all those old Italian film stars

and all of that sort of Italian luxury.

‐ I mean, we do have a little‐‐ ‐ Oh, a veil!

‐ We're going to a funeral. ‐ We won't say whose yet.

‐ I hope it's not mine! [laughter]

‐ Coming up...

‐ Denise, somebody told me

some terrible things that you said about me.

[tense music]

‐ Who are you hearing this from?

‐ Brandi Glanville. ‐ Bravo, Bravo, Bravo.

[upbeat music]

‐ It's dinner for eight. ‐ Yeah.

‐ It's so pretty in here. ‐ Beautiful.

Oh, we get first pick of the seating.

[both laughing]

Let's do here.

This is great.

‐ It's really pretty here. ‐ Wow, it's so pretty.

‐ Dorit, that skirt is everything.

‐ Oh, my God!

‐ Hello. ‐ Hi, guys.

‐ Hello!

‐ Hi.

‐ Oh, hello. ‐ Hi.

‐ You look nice and‐‐ and evening.

[kisses] ‐ Hi, girls.

‐ Hello.

‐ What's going on? ‐ You look amazing.

‐ That looks amazing. ‐ Wow!

‐ Dorit and Erika are having a fashion show.

Come on!

We're having dinner at the hotel.

‐ Hello.

‐ Hi! ‐ Yay!

You look so pretty! ‐ Oh, leopards.

Leopard, leopard!

‐ Where's Sutton?

‐ Buonasera. ‐ Did we lose Sutton?

‐ Sutton. ‐ I'm sure she's on her way.

‐ I hate being the last one.

‐ Hello‐‐[laughs] ‐ What happened?

You thought it was a different time?

‐ No, I‐‐no because...

‐ How many glam do we have floating around this hotel?

‐ Too many. ‐ What do you care?

‐ Are you ready to order?

‐ Do‐‐do you have, like, a‐‐ a pasta with just, like,

tomatoes and basil?

I have an allergy to garlic.

Sorry. ‐ Just one plate?

‐ Yeah.

‐ So I want, like, a salad and spaghetti.

‐ Spaghetti. ‐ Yes.

[both speaking Italian]

‐ I mean, you gotta love Dorit.

She's speaking in Italian even though the waiter's

speaking English and the menu's in English.

‐ [speaking Italian]

‐ I have a feeling Dorit's gonna have a new accent

when we leave Italy. ‐ Grazie.

‐ She's gonna be greeting her customers at Buca di Beppo...

[Italian accent] Welcome to Buca di Beppo!

Have some meatball, rigatoni, pomodoro.

‐ That looks yummy.

‐ You guys, I love the food in Italy.

‐ I do, too. ‐ I mean, real Italian.

‐ Yes. ‐ Not that sh‐‐ that they try

to give us at home.

‐ [laughing]

‐ Bon appétit.

[quirky music]

‐ It's not good. ‐ Oh, no.

‐ Oh, no. ‐ What's wrong? What happened?

‐ Would you like a pinot grigio much better?

‐ Okay, we'll try that.

‐ Sutton's not happy,

and when Sutton's not happy, honey...

‐ Garcelle,

just gonna be truthful because I really like you

and I enjoy our friendship.

‐ Okay.

‐ But I will say at our dinner

I was a little put off

when the first thing that you asked me is,

"Where do you get all your money?"

‐ I wanna know. How'd you get your money?

[tense music]

‐ What do you mean?

‐ Like, where did all this money come from?

‐ I married mine.

‐ I know, right? ‐ Okay?

‐ That's definitely a weird question.

‐ I'm blunt. That's who I am, always.

Um, to a fault sometimes.

‐ "Where did you get your money," though,

is a little‐‐ ‐ Sutton, I apologize.

‐ Thank you. ‐ Accept it?

‐ I know, thank you. I appreciate it.

‐ So have we gotten all our issues, uh‐‐

‐ [groans]

Guys, I just‐‐I need to kind of, like,

say something 'cause I'm, like, awkward and I'm, like,

breathing heavy and all these things.

Um...

Denise, somebody told me some terrible things

that you've said about me.

[uneasy music]

‐ What terrible things? ‐ [chuckles]

♪ ♪

You said things like I am pathetic,

you can't stand me...

‐ I've never said any of this to you.

‐ And that I'm desperate to fit in with this friend group

because I've been living in my father's shadow

my entire life.

‐ I've never said that.

‐ Oh, wow.

♪ ♪

‐ I can't choose who my parents are...

‐ I would never say that about your father.

‐ The same way your kids can't choose

who their dad or mother is...

‐ I absolutely would never say something like that.

‐ I just think it's a low ‐‐‐‐ing blow.

You didn't say these things to Brandi Glanville?

[tense music]

‐ No!

‐ You didn't? ‐ No, I did not.

Brandi Glanville's your source?

‐ She told a lot of things you've said about me

and other people at this table and‐‐

‐ I haven't said anything about anyone to Brandi at all.

I've hardly talked to her.

I have not spent much time with her.

I don't talk to her much.

‐ You didn't talk to her leading up to the party?

‐ No.

‐ She called her the night before your charity.

‐ She was like, "You haven't told anyone anything, right?"

And now she's calling me and telling me

sh‐‐ about Erika, sh‐‐ about you,

and I'm going, "Who is this crazy person?"

‐ To try to make you feel like you guys are close right now.

‐ Yeah, of course.

‐ You didn't spend a lot of time with her

and then stop talking to her... ‐ No, I did not.

‐ At all and then talk to her right before the party?

‐ No, I did not.

‐ I don't know Brandi.

The first and only time I've met her,

she told me that my tits were ‐‐‐‐ed up.

‐ Your tits are ‐‐‐‐ed up. ‐ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

‐ So clearly she ain't credible

because they are perfect.

‐ I'm very surprised she said this.

I did her podcast.

‐ Yeah, but that was, like, six months ago, right?

‐ Exactly. ‐ Yeah, but before or after

Kyle's party you didn't have a conversation about myself‐‐

‐ Never.

‐ Denise knows Brandi.

She knows Brandi better than I know Brandi.

‐ Denise, are you still friendly with Brandi?

‐ I am friendly with her.

Yeah, I think she's a lot of fun.

I love that she's a straight shooter.

She doesn't have much of a filter,

but I appreciate that. [laughter]

I've talked to her a couple times.

‐ Denise, have you said things about me to other people

that are negative? ‐ I have not.

‐ I'm hearing that you have.

If you have,

please tell me. ‐ I would tell you.

‐ Did you say anything about Erika?

‐ No, I didn't.

[tense music]

‐ What'd she say about me?

♪ ♪

‐ You were there as well.

♪ ♪

‐ She came out and said that you said that Erika

is a cold bitch, you didn't like her.

‐ I never said that!

‐ Is it possible that she made it up?

You were there. You were there.

‐ I don't know why she would be making up stories.

‐ She came out with very specifics?

‐ Very specifics, and she's very upset.

‐ Brandi's upset? ‐ For what?

‐ Denise, because of what happened with you guys

when she came to see you at the podcast.

‐ Nothing happened! ‐ I don't understand.

‐ She interviewed me and my cast.

‐ How do you know this though? ‐ Because she came and told us.

‐ I never said anything negative about anyone.

‐ So Brandi's lying?

‐ Yes, she's lying. ‐ Why would she lie, though?

‐ I have no idea.

If I have anything to say, I would say it.

‐ The Denise that I knew before

was open, honest, funny.

She didn't give a (BLEEP).

‐ How did you meet Aaron?

‐ So I met him at his center and then one time we had sex

in one of his rooms. ‐ What?

‐ The Denise I'm seeing now is much more concerned

about her image, being right,

and being perfect.

‐ Denise, I wanted to tell you

I'm sorry about the other night.

‐ Yeah, no, I was, uh‐‐ I was really taken aback.

You know, I had you all over at my house

and I had my kids there and I‐‐I will be, uh,

mindful of them being earshot with all of us.

‐ And that's what I don't quite understand.

‐ What? ‐ I had no idea.

‐ I have no idea what she could say.

I've hardly talked to her.

‐ By the way... ‐ She does.

‐ What was said is between you guys.

It has nothing to do with us. ‐ Why don't you just tell her?

‐ Just say it, you guys.

You just gotta say it. ‐ Just tell her.

‐ Why are we beating around the bush?

I'm not understanding a single word.

‐ 'cause it's really bad.

Why am I not gonna be the one to tell Denise?

I'm gonna give you one word:

Munchausen.

"True Munchausen's syndrome...

"Those affected feign disease,

"illness, or psychological trauma

to draw sympathy to themselves."

‐ That was the biggest ‐‐‐‐ing blow

I've ever had in my life.

‐ It didn't come from me. Somebody came to me‐‐

‐ I don't care. You said it.

You put it out in the universe.

‐ And I'm sorry about that. ‐ It doesn't mean anything.

‐ I'm not taking that bait this time.

I paid dearly for that, and I learned my lesson.

We're not trying to hurt you, Denise.

You need to talk to Brandi.

‐ I have no idea‐‐ ‐ Do you want to know?

‐ Because I don't know‐‐ ‐ But do you want‐‐

‐ I don't know. ‐ Denise, do you want to know?

‐ Then not here.

‐ But it's already on camera. ‐ Because I don't know

what the (BLEEP)‐‐

‐ Teddi... ‐ Well, I'm warning you,

because there's gonna be more.

I'm telling you. ‐ I‐‐and I'm telling you,

there is noth‐‐no truth to that.

‐ So you already know what it is?

‐ To nothing!

There's no truth to anything.

‐ Why don't you just say it?

‐ Because it's really bad, Garcelle.

[tense music]

‐ You guys are gonna have to say it

because it came to you.

‐ But why are you torturing her?

‐ Denise, I'm not gonna torture you any longer.

She said you two had sex, okay?

♪ ♪

‐ What?

‐ Teddi... ‐ I'm warning you

because there's gonna be more.

‐ There is no truth to that.

‐ So you already know what it is?

‐ To nothing!

There's no truth to anything.

‐ Why don't you just say it?

‐ Because it's really bad, Garcelle.

[tense music]

‐ But why are you torturing her?

‐ Denise, I'm not gonna torture you any longer.

She said you two had sex.

‐ What? ‐ I'm sorry.

I didn't think it was my place to say it.

‐ Did you have sex with her?

‐ No! [laughing]

No.

‐ Then she came and said you and Aaron have an understanding

or something. That's what she said.

‐ About what? ‐ Wow.

‐ Aaron was there. ‐ About open‐‐being open.

‐ Wow. ‐ Aaron was there?

‐ He came, I think‐‐ ‐ She said that you guys have

an understanding, and that she felt that going into it.

‐ My daughter was there with‐‐ I was there with three kids.

‐ She was told the next day not and then she freaked out.

both: What? ‐ Yeah.

‐ I had been out with her

and Aaron and, like,

I knew that they have an understanding.

Like, she could be with girls if she wanted to,

and as long as, you know, it wasn't with a guy,

and the next day she's like,

"No matter what you do, you can't tell Aaron.

He will kill me."

‐ That's what she said.

‐ Are you ‐‐‐‐ing kidding me? Are you ‐‐‐‐ing kidding me?

‐ She's just out to get you for no reason?

‐ And why would she be out to get you?

‐ I have no idea.

‐ If Brandi and Denise did sleep together,

she doesn't have to tell these ladies.

That's her business.

I wanna get to the bottom of it, though.

‐ What they're trying to do...

‐ Is give you the opportunity‐‐ ‐ Yes.

‐ To say whatever it is that you need to say.

‐ Yes. ‐ You guys,

I'm going through so much stuff.

It has nothing to do with any of us.

It has nothing to do with this show,

and Bravo, Bravo, Bravo.

‐ Honey, you have to stop saying that.

‐ I don't wanna be the person that leaves.

I have to‐‐this is, like‐‐

I'm floored by this information.

‐ Please do not air this. Please.

That is not true.

It is not true.

‐ I'm sorry for what you're going through.

I don't know what to b‐‐ and you have to know, like,

I don't know what to believe.

One of the most frustrating things about Denise

is that she is so concerned with her image

that every single time we talk about something

she doesn't want to talk about,

she's gonna Bravo, Bravo, Bravo so she can continue

to get an edit that she wants.

‐ I worked that day and then I got in the car‐‐

‐ You actually said you didn't.

‐ I'm not ‐‐‐‐ing doing this.

‐ I didn't‐‐by the way, I'm not trying to do that.

‐ No, stop. I'm‐‐stop.

Bravo, Bravo, ‐‐‐‐ing Bravo.

I am not doing this, you guys.

Stop. ‐ I'm not trying to do that.

‐ Yes, you are. Kyle, you ‐‐‐‐ing are.

I'm done, guys.

I need Chris Cullen or I'm out.

‐ The fact that Denise is yelling

at the cameras and the crew

because she's going through all these personal issues

is actually exactly what she signed up to do,

to talk about what's going on in her life.

‐ Honey, you gotta straighten this sh‐‐ out with Brandi.

‐ It's the least of my worries,

dealing with what I'm dealing with.

‐ I'm sure.

‐ By the way,

whatever the story is between you and Brandi...

‐ It's‐‐there's no story. ‐ We don't care.

‐ Okay, and that's your side. That's her side.

Like, whatever. I don't care.

‐ I'm a very married woman,

and I love my husband to death.

‐ You don't have to explain yourself.

‐ All I know is anything I have felt,

I have said.

‐ I don't think that's true.

You know, Teddi's feelings were hurt and‐‐

‐ Wait a minute, do you care more about

what has been said about you

or do you care more about what's being said about Denise?

‐ That's a good question.

‐ Because those are two different things.

‐ It's none of my business what Denise‐‐

‐ Then why did you bring it up? If it's none of your business‐‐

‐ Because it's already out there, so‐‐

and it's about to be out there in a more public way.

‐ Well, don't get angry with me.

‐ But then why are you shaking? I've already explained it.

‐ You know what, don't talk to me like that.

I'm sorry, I know I'm new and I don't understand

and all of that. ‐ I'm saying‐‐

‐ Well, you don't need to bring it up.

A few months before, a friend of mine had said to me

that Denise had slept with Brandi.

But why would I bring up a rumor

about who slept with who?

And especially not at the dinner table.

It's not right.

‐ I'm trying to tell Denise,

"You've said these things about me,

and I've heard them..." ‐ Okay.

‐ So here it all is. ‐ So‐‐but you also brought

a personal part into it that maybe you didn't need to.

I think Teddi is saying this

because she got her feelings hurt.

‐ I fully understand Teddi is an over thinker,

and she has anxiety already. ‐ No sleeping.

So much ‐‐‐‐ing anxiety.

‐ She got something off her chest tonight

which is bearing a burden for her.

‐ Wait a minute. I‐‐I'm not‐‐

you didn't let me finish. That's not fair.

‐ Well, I'm just saying, like, I mean,

everyone knows Teddi's‐‐ ‐ Kyle, I didn't finish.

Let me finish the thought. ‐ Okay.

‐ I care about Denise more than you do.

I mean, I really do, and I‐‐

‐ It's not a competition. I'm just saying‐‐

‐ No! ‐ That was hard for her.

I get it, but, like, she's‐‐

‐ You don't even let me finish so that was a little bit rude.

‐ You know, we can't‐‐we can't wrap any of this conversation

up in a bow and it's done.

‐ There's no closure from tonight.

‐ No.

‐ [sighs]

‐ This is a quiet group right now.

‐ All right, good night, you guys.

‐ Well, good night, everybody.

‐ We got bigger things to worry about than them.

‐ Thank you. ‐ Just let it go.

‐ Yes, bitch. ‐ I'm not.

I have to call a ‐‐‐‐ing lawyer.

‐ Denise.

I think you need to talk to Brandi, though.

‐ Next time

on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

[engine revs, women scream, laugh]

‐ Whoo! ‐ Whoo‐hoo!

Are we trying the squid? [laughs]

‐ You've put worse in your mouth.

‐ I'm gonna be super honest.

Brandi said I want to let you know

things that the group was saying behind my back.

‐ So you talked to Brandi about it?

‐ I just feel like I'm trying to make a point

and then you cut me off.

‐ I wasn't thinking about anything

except what Denise is gonna have to deal with right now.

‐ I don't know Brandi Glanville very well.

I don't know you very well either.

‐ I will tell you Brandi said that she has had sex

with some of the people from this group.

‐ Someone at this table right now?

‐ Yes.

[dramatic music]

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go to brv.com.