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Every year retailers was 45 billion to shoplift it's the job of loss prevention officer

To protect against these shoplifting these are their stories only at shoplyfter.com

Before we get started would you like to make a statement of any kind

Mean

What's the problem like what am I what am I doing here

I was just shopping and then

Now I'm just in a random room light

For what reason

Just shoplifting

Shoplifting

Yeah

Thought you was closed circuit television what

What are you even talking about

I don't even

Didn't shoplift anything

I mean yeah

Just so I can verify Who You Are

Not in this bag

Must have forgot it at home whoopsie I wasn't being

Prepared to being even asked for my driver's license so

What is your name

Blooming

G isn't just the letter

I want to share that information with you cuz I don't know what I'm doing here

Television of you shoplifting

In the comic book section the comic book

Don't you worry about that no I was just over there browsing through the comics

Trying to find the latest edition

What's your favorite I was looking for the new Archie release

Archie Archie Comics

Everything's Archie comic book readers anyway

I'm going to have to ask you to stand up

You don't like

Know what I'm standing up for

If you could be so kind of CamelBak

My bag

Do I have personal items in here

That is none of your business to see well

At this point it is my business because you were in my store and I'm head of security and I do got you on

Television shoplifting comic book so I need to see

I'm going to go get some other paperwork and

You just stay right where you're at

Give me some time to think about what you did

I didn't even do anything but

Sit here and drink

Which is so stupid

All I wanted

See the latest

Release

All I wanted

Now I'm in trouble

Spring season

So unfair

Finally get the chance to come to the comic book store

After

Mites

And now

So stupid

Can't just be a comic fan in peace no more

Who's taking me forever

My comic book

And I wanted it

And I'm going to get it

So

Going to get through this

Define

Don't want to be here

But I'm going to get through this

One way

Why not

I'm not guilty

I'm not guilty

Any day now

So have you had any

Cheese jewelry

Chance to what

You'll get some salt to

Tell me

There's nothing to tell I've already told you

Everything

I know

It's the truth

So will it start with you by

Could be so kind let me have your bag here

Okay and what if I don't give it to you

I just called police and have them come down here and

Weight that point they'll take you away and don't deal with it

Quit the police

Yeah I want to I want to deal with that why didn't you do anything to even have the

Please be worthy of this situation

I am I'm sitting down

I'm in this room

Like

I'm trying to present my my situation

Do anything

Nearby Starbucks

If you didn't do any you give me your bags should be so difficult

So

How do you explain this shot was already mine whenever I came into the store

That's the one that I was looking for the next

Issue is she got exactly yes yes

I got to give you an a for effort

It's mine there's no effort

Can you play like I told you I'm an Archie fan

I just came for the next issue

I really suggest you cooperate and do as I say

Tell you cuz otherwise I'll have to get the police involved I don't want the police involved

Do I have to keep on standing up and sitting down over something

I can even do

Let's start a document

Art

Movie theater here

Photos for what

All right

Smiles one time

Turn to the left

All right I'll face the back wall

The back wall of you

Sorry

Okay so

Sit back down

You know

Quite possible that

Even after stealing just a comic book of $1 value

You could go to jail

If you were with it aware of that right over a dollar

Yeah yeah not cost of the merchandise

Idea principal okay first of all

I said it's mine and second of all

A dollar is not even worth the cops and jail and all of that

Even if even if anything even if even if

It's still not even that's just completely absurd and

Dramatic

Yeah I know right it's this is I don't make the rules.

You

She's such a cute little spoon and you would just use up in jail if you ended up there I mean

Pretty

Pretty obvious

You're not like the jail type

This is so stupid

I don't want to go to jail over freaking, cuz this is

You know it is ridiculous but

Out of store policy

I have to do my job self

I know you just sat down to stand up again please

Again or what cuz I have to work pictures

Well if you want to take you like pictures

Do a little search

So we can talk about this side

What makes urine

Didn't steal anything else

Steve Peters seriously don't have like a female security officer

Or associate that can do this

What are you doing

I want to be served

Do a thorough search

For the additional policy. In your

What

Final sales

But you know

Fruits for what reason

Cuz it's an issue of documenting our

Exchange year of your

India

Office

Have to do that I'm not I'm not that's ridiculous. Is like crossing the line

Ari woman

Fine fine fine fine fine I'll just chill the next phase of this

No

Please don't call them

I just do this because

Don't deserve any of this steal something they don't deserve to be

Trouble

Really have to take a shower like this isn't just a

You know I need to just make sure you don't have anything else

In there I mean what else can I be hiding in there

Steel and maybe like

Put them somewhere

Well

You know

So you know you know my responsibilities here as head of security

Sometimes isn't always a good thing because there's been occasions where I didn't do it

Knights of search and

Items went missing tonight was more I was kind of well

Acero

Ridiculous

I feel bad but I need you to take this

Comic book and my panties

I came here

For the comics not for anything else I told you I told

Told you I came here as an Archie Comics fan

Okay

Like

I'm not here

Four rings horny little small

I want look

Stop looking at me

Not looking furniture

Now I have to look

Where's the cat

I know this is strange

Imma have to ask you

What is crazy

Would you mind I can't even book yes

I hate my life right now

All right. Good enough to find anything in there

Even more trouble for you

All right

Sometimes I

A chuckle chuckle because that

You guys like to blame and its standards

Look who simply just want to read a comic every once in awhile

How to see flashes a couple things here

You are

The fuc

You literally

Naked

An African stores office like

Ridiculous

The worst day ever

All right I got to run your name

Kaymek

Sure

Unless there's another Lily G

I mean there's probably

I mean more than just me

Probably I mean I'm sure it's a common name

Lily

G

Sigma letter

Bird spells GE

Please play I know why you need that information because I need to know

Show your identification because if I need to process you

Shirt with the police department

So they can come down here

And take you seriously think that you're going to take this seriously

Over a dollar

Principal you should I wish

Things they steal unbelievable

Well I'm not one of them

I mean comic book

You know what this will do to

Future in terms of like

A record

Try to get a job you'll have

Shoplifting charges

Try to get apartment

Comes up triangular School

I mean seriously

Yeah

Stuff can ruin your life

I didn't think of that

I mean it's not that serious

You know the owners of the store today Zero Tolerance policy and they're going to go after you prosecute

You're going to tell me

You know

Put me in a bad position cuz I'm really pathetic guy probably the worst trade I have I mean

Empathetic

Freaking head of security

Which refuel

That they would go out to me over something that's just so

Insignificant fight in Archie comic

Like it's not the end of the world

It could have been like imagine some young

Kid comes in anyone's the last Archie born and you stole it and now it's the end of his or her

Already mine but he's like he's like

She can go find another one or wait for the next order to come in

Like the rest of us like the rest of us we have to wait

Until the exclusives come out

And only almost two years because of

Well I'm almost in tears because I'm just completely

Annoyed by this and I don't want to go to jail over something that passion about

Don't deserve to go to jail over

So we suggest like what

I feel bad I got to prosecute you and take you down to the station

Call the police

Word problem for me

You know how many young ladies come in here and

By virtue of their bad choice they end up

Stringer lives in

I get to see him just

Try to give them opportunities to

Opportunities

What does that even mean opportunity

Rather than going

Downey police station

Baby

Work something out in early

Some sort of

Agreement I mean here you are right

I'm not choosing a sit here naked

If you hadn't ran out of here yet right while because I'm going to be detained if I do

That's right I want the SWAT team or

Whatever coming after me over something

That's absurd

No I don't want loss prevention coming after me

I didn't do anything

I really don't want to go to jail

Weekend

You seem like you're willing to do anything right

Rather than go I mean

I guess

How about

I don't take this the wrong way

But

Pretty you're pretty

Pretty girl

Attractive

Now what am I doing

Call the police

Let him take me

Take you away from here because it's just

The right thing to do

No

I'm really

Top p***

Did you write the right thing I really want to do the right thing

That should happen if cops come down and get you

Processing I know it sucks but

Maybe we can

Would you be willing to like

Review closer

Anyone

No

But it's terrible I didn't like I said

Young girls they come in and make a big choice

And like I'm the guy who could either like

Ruin their lives or

Hard hard quotes

Sometimes I think about

Quit

Baby doing the right thing

But then I realize that I can actually

Change

Some girls lives by offering them the opportunity

You keep saying an opportunity I don't even know what you're talking about

Amy Grant

Uy

Doing weird

Right I mean

What is

He just

Huge Rose dick

4

Taking down

No I already told you I don't want to deal with the cops

Do you want

I mean

Not really

I really don't want to be here all day all I'm trying to say is I don't want to deal with the cops

Slow animals

I mean if it's the only opportunity the only choice besides jail I mean what else can you say about this

Opportunity

I know it's weird

Do that

If I do that

Now there you go and you won't tell anyone

We could get it over with

No scream cream

You have a boyfriend

No

Come on just

Raven do

So I just touch your dick and that's it

Just going

Do stuff to it

Think about

Walking out of hearing

Diane Sauer

Scott free

No

Troubled and worried about looking back on this

Phoenix

I mean

Yeah whatever makes it easier and just

Over wins

Cuz

I want to be here all day

Dealing with the cops

Skirt

Enough

No

Come on do it like

If you want to do it I know you don't want to do it much

Mouse in my mouth

Seems natural

I don't know

You do this and I'll let you know

View first time ever sucked a dick lyrics

We'll pretend

I'm someone that you wanted to suck your dick

That's not that's a lot easier said than done

This isn't like

Was that TV show where you got to eat the disc roasted disgusting thing or where do like this stunt where you run through

To fire that's what it feels like I'm doing

You got to run through fire

Eat the groceries

Just pretend it's like

Ice cream song

Nice ice cream cone

Ice cream

You like vanilla or chocolate

Play all ice cream that is even matter

Pretend it is

I knew it

I already said that but I mean never had to do this at a price of

I'm not going to jail

That bad right

Terrible

If you want to if you want to be finished doing that we can do something

What even is there left to do what do shumadine

Just come over here you want me to

Do you want me to bend over

Yeah I mean

Seems like the only natural thing to do is

Sirius suck my dick for a little bit

That's kind of what you made it sound like

So it doesn't hurt

I first saw you

Are you having fun

I just want to go home

I just want to go home

Let my mom do this

Would you model f******

Probably

How much longer

Show me p**** really tiny

Sucking on it right

I don't mean whatever

Weird

Why are you kissing me tell you to do that

Reno faculty

Except pretend

You can but

We agreed to do this cuz I don't want to go to jail

Do you want me to do like suck it more

Sure

Feels really good even though you don't like doing

Date

I want you looking at me

Now what do you want me to do

Give me a sit on it

Trunks

Isis

Pictures

Not really

Yeah I guess

Oh my God that's good

Oh my God

Oh I like that one

So good

I have to

Beach hurry and get it over with

Well you can

You can call my name to call the cops

I'm not going to go to jail now

Pain

Yep

Will never speak of this again

Guess that was better than jail retailers with 45 billion to shoplift

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