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♪ Zak Storm ♪

♪ Zak Storm Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing, fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm ♪

[engines]

Time to bust some skulls.

Okay.

[engines roaring]

Now!

[shwing]

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Aeria!

Got the map.

Gladtox! The location for the next waypoint!

Soon the Bermuda Triangle will be nothing but a bad memory!

Between the seven of us, nothing's getting in our--

Wait, what am I looking at?

Nothing.

Arghh...

[groans]

All that trouble for half a map!

[groans]

Wait!

There's something there. Partially erased...

Some figures.

And a word.

T. Torg!

Torg?! Did you say Torg?

Yes. Torg. I'm sure of it.

Caramba, get busy and decode those figures.

Okay.

[sighs]

Calabrass, what's up? You know something about this "Torg"?

Oh no, no. Not really.

Met a fella with the same name once. He was loser. A yellow belly. A milksop.

We used to call him...

Torg the Terrible!

A pirate and cutthroat with an exceptionally nasty reputation.

-You know him? -In passing.

He died a while ago.

Fish girl! Turn that off will ya!?

Whoa!

I've never seen a pirate's name affect you like that, Calabrass.

Looks like you got the willies. Or weevils. I forget which.

Me?! Ha, ha! That'll be the day when I'm afeared of any pirate!

I'm Calabrass the cruel, Scourge of the--

Eurekax! I've got it!

[laughs] You'll laugh at this: I was reading 212, but it was 2 and 12!

Hilarious, right?

[laughs]

Well, there are 7 dimensional coordinates, indicating a locatiox on Vapir.

Yes! We have the other half of the map. Great work, Caramba!

Yes, great work.

[Bones] Incompetent dolt.

We do not do do-overs.

You, you're my new lieutenant.

Find me Zak Storm and get me that map!

[clink]

Temporary setback Master, I shall deal with this personally.

Hum.

[evil laugh]

[Cal] Torg the Terrible was the worst swindling scallywag that ever wore boots.

He held no trust. And none called him friend.

You didn't answer me, Calabrass. Did you know Torg? Personally?

What is this inquisition?

There, 2 and 12.

That ship!

Oh...

Oh...

[Cal] This don't feel right, laddie!

Could be a trap set by... Whoever rigged the map.

Nothing so far. Looks safe to me.

Look at this rigging.

This ship must have been magnificent.

Wait! Don't touch that!

Take cover!

[Cal] By Neptune's beard! I told you not to touch it!

Stop, Viking!

Booby trap!

[sighs]

[thud]

This Torg, not a welcoming host.

[Cal] If you like your hand, don't touch that.

-Just saying. -Allow me to give it a gotox.

[whir]

[drill]

[crunch]

Uh oh.

Uh oh... what?

Step back, I shall have to defuse it quickly.

Cal, for someone you met only in passing, you seem to know a lot about this Torg.

It's just, uh... pirate's intuition.

If I had to booby-trap a ship...

[explosion]

That's how I'd do it!

Yeah!

-Hehe! What? -Calabrass, another trap?

-I don't know. This cabin's changed. -What do you mean "changed"?

Did I say changed? I meant strange.

[Torg] Strange indeed,

old friend. You a sword, me a...

Torg!

So, you've finally come to visit your old shipmate?

You took your time!

I've been dying to have a chat with ye.

[laughs]

I can tell by yer gob-smacked mugs

Calabrass ain't told ya much about me?

Sad.

He and I shared many an adventure.

Didn't we, old friend?

Calabrass, how could you hide this from us? From me?

Don't be too shocked, boy.

Old Cal here is a true pirate.

Meaning he don't share much that ain't 'bout blood or treasure, like me!

I'm nothing like you!

I had a code of honour!

And, look what good it did ya! You're a sword and I'm a ghost.

Of course, that's all that will change, at least for me.

Change? How do you mean?

Mr. Torg, we don't want troublex. We've only come here

for half of the Waypoint map.

Only over my dead body.

Torg, I don't know your story with Cal, but the map is too important.

Hand it over willingly--

Or what? What will you do, whelp?

Calm down, Zak! Don't do anything reckless.

You should've warned me before!

I'm teaching this spook some manners Zak Storm style!

[swords]

Listen to me, lad,

he's trying to goad ya into making a rash move!

You'll have to be quicker than that, boy.

Zak, Calabrass is right, the ghost is testing you. He's up to something.

Not so fish-brained as you look, Atlantean.

I'm teaching this minnow he's not fit to wield such a weapon as Calabrass!

Fish-brained?!

Don't worry, Cece, he won't talk so smart soon.

Calabrass, give me the eye of Vapir!

[sword]

[effort]

What a wonder!

Just what I needed!

[effort]

Teach me, boy!

I'm waiting!

[groan]

[efforts]

Zak, no!

[laughs]

Arrrh!

[laughs]

Calabrass! What just happened?

At last!

Calabrass, give me the eye of Blazz!

Bilge water and barnacles!

I never helped you before, Torg! I'll be cursed if I'd help you now!

[laughs]

But, you are cursed, old friend. Eye of Blazz!

Obey!

[blasts]

[sword]

Argh!

Harr!

I'm not finished with you, Torg!

Alas, I am finished with you.

[shrieks]

Calabrass, stop him!

I'm sorry, Zak! I can't. Torg's in control!

Argh, I can't do a thing!

Surrender, please!

Listen to him, tadpole. Surrender. I will be generous.

As a favour to my old shipmate here.

Take a hike off a short plank!

Tough 'til the last, eh? And what of your friends?

Are they ready to perish for your pride?

Zetraflox! My circuits are overheating!

Shall I turn you all into spit-roast?

Or will you surrender?

[chuckles]

Sir, we've located the Chaos!

At last.

I've got you, Zak Storm!

Not bad, eh? You recognise

your old scabbard forged with the steel of Blazz? The same matter used to create you.

Figures, you always wanted to be like me.

True, but since I could not be you, I did the next best thing.

With this scabbard I can control you!

I have to thank you for delivering Calabrass to me, boy.

I've dreamt of this moment

for a very long time!

At last I can leave Vapir and wreak havoc once more across the Seven Seas

with Calabrass at my side!

Don't get to comfy, Torg, this ain't over!

Silly boy, don't you know there are no such things as do-overs.

Calabrass, give me the eye of Blazz!

Aaah!

Calabrass? Who is this?

-No time to waste on this ectoplasma! -Torg, wait!

This ectoplasma knows every rivet on this ship.

-We'll go much faster with him. -The years have made you soft, Calabrass.

All men change, Torg. Even me. Especially me.

Look. I'm a sword now.

My shipmate here wants me to spare you, ectospaz.

Swear to obey my every command,

or else...

At your service, Cap'n.

Good. Get the Chaos underway!

I have waited an eternity. I will wait no longer!

Okay, Clovey.

I know it's two things you're not good at, but you need to think, fast. [blip]

[blip]

[sonar]

[gulps]

[sonar beeps]

How does Caramba work this thing?

This is the Demoniac.

You are on a reserved frequency.

Hey...

Captain! We've just received a Mayday call.

Stay on the Chaos, Lieutenant.

This is a man o' war, not a hospital.

But Captain, it came from the Chaos.

What are you up to, Zak Storm?

[coughing]

Calabrass'll get an earful

when I get my hands on him!

He did try to warn us.

-We should have listened to him! -I would've, if he hadn't hidden his past.

We all have things we aren't proud of. Maybe he couldn't share his feelings.

Hmm. Crogar can't read.

Err... Let's worry about that later.

Now, let's get out of here.

[efforts]

Gotcha!

Good job, Captain!

Whoa!

Crogar, what are you doing? We must go!

Go ahead! Crogar catch up!

By Neptune!

'Tis good to feel a stiff salty blow on yer cheeks!

[Cal groans]

You sound like a pirate from straight out of central casting.

Well, Storm! Surprise!

Finally.. Err..? Where's Zak Storm?

And, what are you doing with Calabrass?

Off me deck you sad bag of bones before I use ye for a toothpick.

You dare?! That sword belongs to Skullivar.

Hand it over or perish!

[clinks]

What a grand crew ye've got. Let's see how they fight.

Calabrass, give me the eye of Blazz!

Fire 'em, old friend! I've been itching for a real fight!

By Neptune!

Stop calling me your friend!

Fine, you old carrion! Obey! That is an order!

Bust them to dust!

[laughs] At last, I've revived the brute in you!

Enough!

Arrgh!

Good, someone with skill.

I'll lead, you follow!

Huh!

Calabrass, give me the eye of Aeria!

Why does this always happen to me?

We're too late!

-Clovis? -Bones has him!

It's never too late to save a friend! [whistles]

-Join me as soon as you can! -We better act fast.

The ship is sinking. In 10,000 grutzix and 25 secix it will be underwater.

We must go!

All aboard!

I'd stolen this scabbard because I wanted something of yours.

Then, just before I was killed I learned it was the scabbard

of a powerful cursed sword... you!

Ha ha, that's hilarious.

Never did I think by possessing both I'd be able to escape Vapir and be human!

Two glorious heads in one stroke!

You haven't changed:

treachery, traps, trickery...

You're a sour loser, Calabrass.

Look on the bright side: we're going to do great things together!

Zak? Zak!

-You're alive! -Sshh!

We have to stop the ship! Do you know how?

Ta-daa!

What?

I should have melted that ectoplasma when I had the--

-I told you this wasn't over, Torgy! -Zak?

Zak! You're alive!

Why is everyone saying that?

Minnow, don't you know when to drown?

I have news for you the Chaos is my ship and Calabrass is my sword.

Return them both right now or else--

Again, with the "or else?" Haven't you learned already?

Calabrass, give me the eye of Beru!

Aargh...

Sorry, lad...

[efforts]

[laughs]

Huh?

Well, that was just plain pathetic, Torg the Tired.

The Terrible!

It's Torg the Terrible!

If you say so. Terrible, in a lame sort of way!

Zak don't, you'll make it worse!

Worse?

How can it get worse than Torg the tacky trying to cop my style.

And you,

letting him believe he was as tough as you.

[blasts]

Torgy, Cal would tell me tales of his legendary pirate past.

I didn't get why he hadn't mentioned you, until I met you.

I wouldn't ruin a story talking about a zero like you either.

[shriek]

Ooh, I'm so scared. I'm fighting with the mighty slayer of ship's rails.

Come on, wobbly knees,

show some spirit!

Hey, Calabrass, is your friend

pretending to use your powers? Are you holding back?

-You can do better than this! -Zak!

Huh! Are you holding out on me?!

Huh? I... No.

Enough games. Time to end this.

End? I'm only getting warmed up!

Give it the max, Calabrass.

Discharge yourself!

You two dead weights want to rule the Triangle? You're old news!

He's right! He makes us look foolish!

-We can do better than this! -Huh?

I can only stand so much before I go crazy.

Do you realise how it hurts to obey his childish commands?

I can't pretend anymore! Show him how a true pirate plays!

At last, there you are my old shipmate. Treacherous and cruel.

Aye! A terror like yourself. What a fool I've been.

Time to be great again!

Let's start by teaching this loudmouth a lesson!

Yes! Enough talk! Calabrass, give me all you've got!

Look, Zak needs help!

Aaaah!

Ouch.

Enough games!

[laughs]

Calabrass, you eel's innards!

What are you doing? Why are you slowing? We almost have him!

I... I'm out of energy.

Out of?

Calabrass! You, you betrayed me?

Don't be shocked. True pirates don't share much that ain't 'bout blood or treasure.

For old time's sake here's one for free.

I have only one friend, Torg. And, you ain't him.

Aaargh! With or without you, I'm going to destroy him!

I'm cool with that. Come and fight like a man.

What is it, Torg? Are you afeared to measure yourself against this pipsqueak?

-What fresh treachery is this? -By Neptune, our code of honour.

The pirates' code. Have you forgotten, Torg?

-Man to man. -Man to man? But, he's a child.

Perhaps, but Zak is the finest captain I ever met.

And he knows how to use my powers.

After all, what can this child do to me? Run me over with his plank?

-Don't tempt me, pops. -Aaarrrgh!

Hoohoo!

-Take that! Too slow! You can't get me! -Zak!

[panting]

[efforts]

-[chuckles] -Zak!

Crogar coming!

Crogar, no!

They must settle this alone!

Playtime is over, Torg!

My scabbard! My sword!

[bleeps]

[chuckles]

Aaaargh!

I'm going to slice this ectoplasma up!

Zak, no! You don't kill a pirate when he's down.

That's in our code of honour, Captain Storm!

If we don't destroy Torg, he'll try to separate us again.

I was able to change, lad,

and become what I am today at your side. He can do it too!

Aaaah! The Demoniac is maneuvering again and coming closer!

You beat me fair and square, lad.

I understand what Calabrass can see in you.

What are you going to do now, Torg?

I'm going to haunt that bag of bones.

That'll give you time to get out of Vapir. I feel like some fun.

[Zak] It looks like Torg's having fun.

We came to find the map but we're leaving empty-handed.

Crogar took map. Don't know what it says, but it looked important.

Great! We'll be able to open another Waypoint!

Here, Caramba. Let's go!

Calabrass, no more secrets from now on, right?

The past is the past!

Ye and I are the greatest pair of pirates.

Yeah. But I'm the boss!

[all laugh]

Subtitles: TITRAFILM